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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 2 00:00:55,885 --> 00:00:58,580 Nick, this was a tragedy but it's not why we're here. 3 00:00:58,916 --> 00:01:01,057 What, are we fighting the weather now? 4 00:01:01,082 --> 00:01:03,697 The locals say the cyclone had a face. 5 00:01:03,940 --> 00:01:06,307 Well, people see things when they're under stress. 6 00:01:06,362 --> 00:01:10,322 Okay? That does not mean that this is the start to some other, big world... 7 00:01:16,647 --> 00:01:17,959 Who are you? 8 00:01:23,007 --> 00:01:25,249 You don't want any part of this. 9 00:02:07,737 --> 00:02:12,539 -in memoriam- 10 00:02:40,715 --> 00:02:42,824 Gone, but not forgotten. 11 00:02:42,902 --> 00:02:44,636 Thanks to Keneth Lim and Vienna Hammarky 12 00:02:44,661 --> 00:02:47,347 for their help with that touching video tribute. 13 00:02:47,457 --> 00:02:49,433 This year has been nothing short of... 14 00:02:49,458 --> 00:02:51,753 (Bleep)'s crazy. It's like insane. 15 00:02:51,824 --> 00:02:52,753 - Jason! - What? 16 00:02:52,761 --> 00:02:54,245 No swearing. 17 00:02:54,332 --> 00:02:56,511 Nah, it's a scholastic school. We're good. 18 00:02:57,090 --> 00:02:58,223 ... historic. 19 00:02:58,271 --> 00:03:01,366 Over five years ago, half of all life in the universe, 20 00:03:01,391 --> 00:03:05,391 including our own Midtown High, was wiped from existence. 21 00:03:05,805 --> 00:03:09,703 But then, eight months ago, a band of brave heroes brought us back. 22 00:03:11,836 --> 00:03:13,578 They called it "The Blip". 23 00:03:13,687 --> 00:03:16,530 Those of us who blipped away came back the same age. 24 00:03:16,569 --> 00:03:20,725 But our classmates that didn't blip, had grown five years older. 25 00:03:21,030 --> 00:03:23,507 Yeah, like my little brother? He's now older than me. 26 00:03:23,585 --> 00:03:25,054 Yeah, it's math. 27 00:03:25,303 --> 00:03:27,717 And even though we had blipped away halfway through 28 00:03:27,742 --> 00:03:30,498 the school year and had already taken midterms, 29 00:03:30,522 --> 00:03:33,295 the school made us start the whole year over from the beginning. 30 00:03:33,320 --> 00:03:36,147 It's totally unfair. It's not right. 31 00:03:36,239 --> 00:03:41,755 Tigers, it's been a long, dramatic, somewhat confusing road. 32 00:03:41,811 --> 00:03:46,107 As we draw this year to a close, it's time to move on. 33 00:03:46,904 --> 00:03:48,928 To a new phase of our lives. 34 00:03:48,960 --> 00:03:52,406 And pray nothing crazy happens again, 'coz are the Avengers, even like, a thing anymore? 35 00:03:52,422 --> 00:03:54,355 Does anyone even have a plan? 36 00:03:54,405 --> 00:03:56,013 I have a plan. Okay... 37 00:03:56,038 --> 00:03:57,983 First, I'm gonna sit next to MJ on the flight. 38 00:03:58,008 --> 00:03:58,567 Mm-hmm. 39 00:03:58,592 --> 00:04:00,553 Second, I'm gonna buy a dual headphone adapter 40 00:04:00,578 --> 00:04:02,418 and watch movies with her the whole time. 41 00:04:02,444 --> 00:04:03,584 - Okay. - Three... 42 00:04:03,593 --> 00:04:06,718 When we go to Venice, Venice is super-famous for making stuff out of glass, right? 43 00:04:06,743 --> 00:04:07,843 - True. - So, I'm gonna buy her 44 00:04:07,868 --> 00:04:10,876 a Black Dahlia necklace because her favorite flower is the Black Dahlia, 45 00:04:10,901 --> 00:04:12,604 - because of, well... - The murder. 46 00:04:12,629 --> 00:04:13,822 The murder. Four... 47 00:04:13,861 --> 00:04:16,848 When we go to Paris, I'm gonna take her to the top of the Eiffel Tower, 48 00:04:16,899 --> 00:04:19,063 give her the necklace, and then, five... 49 00:04:19,079 --> 00:04:21,180 I'm gonna tell her how I feel. 50 00:04:21,711 --> 00:04:25,265 And then six, hopefully she tells me, she feels the same way. 51 00:04:25,335 --> 00:04:27,289 - Don't forget step seven. - Step seven... 52 00:04:27,406 --> 00:04:29,218 Don't do any of that. 53 00:04:29,908 --> 00:04:30,751 Why? 54 00:04:30,776 --> 00:04:32,807 Because we're gonna be bachelors in Europe, Peter. 55 00:04:32,832 --> 00:04:34,721 - Ned... - Look, I may not know much, 56 00:04:34,746 --> 00:04:36,652 but I do know this... 57 00:04:52,451 --> 00:04:55,388 Europeans love Americans. 58 00:04:55,536 --> 00:04:56,130 Really? 59 00:04:56,185 --> 00:04:58,159 And more than half of them are women! 60 00:04:58,184 --> 00:05:00,332 Okay. Sure, but... 61 00:05:00,613 --> 00:05:02,480 I really like MJ, man. Okay? 62 00:05:02,505 --> 00:05:05,513 She's awesome, she's super-funny in a kind of dork way 63 00:05:05,538 --> 00:05:08,130 and sometimes I catch her looking at me, and I feel like I stood up late... 64 00:05:08,155 --> 00:05:09,481 Dude she's coming now. Just don't say anything. 65 00:05:09,506 --> 00:05:10,412 What up, dorks? 66 00:05:10,428 --> 00:05:11,537 Excited about the science trip? 67 00:05:11,562 --> 00:05:14,036 Hey, uh, yeah. We're just talking about the trip. 68 00:05:14,061 --> 00:05:16,726 - Yeah. And Peter's plan. - You have a plan? 69 00:05:18,507 --> 00:05:19,983 I don't have a plan. 70 00:05:20,468 --> 00:05:24,374 No, he's just gonna collect tiny spoons while we're travelling to other countries. 71 00:05:24,476 --> 00:05:26,366 Like, like a grandmother? 72 00:05:26,574 --> 00:05:29,089 I'm not collecting tiny spoons. He's collecting tiny spoons. 73 00:05:29,160 --> 00:05:31,316 Oh. Okay, well... 74 00:05:32,206 --> 00:05:34,753 That was a real roller coaster. 75 00:05:34,840 --> 00:05:35,816 By the way, travel tip... 76 00:05:35,841 --> 00:05:38,215 You should probably download a VPN on your phone just 77 00:05:38,240 --> 00:05:40,630 so that the government can't track you while we're abroad. 78 00:05:40,654 --> 00:05:43,231 Smart. Will do. 79 00:05:48,323 --> 00:05:51,408 Dude, I think that went really great. 80 00:05:53,681 --> 00:05:55,697 When, when I blipped back to my apartment, the 81 00:05:55,722 --> 00:05:58,635 family that was living there was very confused. 82 00:05:58,666 --> 00:06:01,330 The wife thought that I was a mistress, 83 00:06:01,361 --> 00:06:03,650 Grandma thought that I was a ghost... It was... 84 00:06:03,682 --> 00:06:05,375 It was really a mess. 85 00:06:05,400 --> 00:06:09,836 Thank you all for coming out to support those who have been displaced by the blip. 86 00:06:09,861 --> 00:06:14,079 And of course, thanks to our very own, Spider-Man! 87 00:06:24,365 --> 00:06:27,286 Thank you, Ms. Parker for having me. 88 00:06:27,622 --> 00:06:30,622 And, thank you, you guys for having me. 89 00:06:32,552 --> 00:06:34,033 Well, thank you, Spider-Man. 90 00:06:34,058 --> 00:06:38,112 He'll be right back out to take photos and videos. Thank you. 91 00:06:43,709 --> 00:06:45,576 - That was amazing. - That was great! 92 00:06:45,639 --> 00:06:47,068 That was so cool. I was so nervous. 93 00:06:47,093 --> 00:06:49,262 Plus I was a little stiff. I felt like I wasn't in the pocket... 94 00:06:49,287 --> 00:06:50,208 No, I thought you did great. 95 00:06:50,233 --> 00:06:52,670 Yeah, well, I actually did think you were a little stiff. 96 00:06:53,389 --> 00:06:55,725 - I felt that, too. I felt that, too. - It's fine, it's fine, it's fine. 97 00:06:55,741 --> 00:06:56,444 Okay... 98 00:06:56,460 --> 00:06:57,740 - Did you get your passport? - Yeah. 99 00:06:57,764 --> 00:06:59,787 - Many toothpaste? - Yeah. 100 00:07:00,971 --> 00:07:02,960 Hey, sorry I'm late. 101 00:07:03,104 --> 00:07:04,416 Happy! Hey. 102 00:07:04,494 --> 00:07:06,886 - Oh, you look lovely. - Thanks, you too. 103 00:07:06,911 --> 00:07:08,684 Thank you. New dress? 104 00:07:08,724 --> 00:07:10,463 Uh, yeah, yes. It is. 105 00:07:10,773 --> 00:07:13,257 - That's a new beard. - It's my... my blip beard. 106 00:07:13,282 --> 00:07:16,843 'Cause I grew it... in the blip... blip beard. 107 00:07:16,875 --> 00:07:18,140 I see. 108 00:07:18,889 --> 00:07:20,771 Anyway, so, the reason I'm late is because this was 109 00:07:20,796 --> 00:07:23,248 misplaced at the office, can you believe it? Because it's enormous? 110 00:07:23,273 --> 00:07:26,303 I mean, not the amount. The size. The amount is nice, too. 111 00:07:26,421 --> 00:07:28,452 The very generous Pepper Potts, said, 112 00:07:28,477 --> 00:07:30,171 - Thank you. - she's sorry she couldn't be here. 113 00:07:30,179 --> 00:07:34,366 I think I'm gonna go change the sterno under the vegan lasagna. 114 00:08:05,633 --> 00:08:07,617 Spider-Man, go shake hands. 115 00:08:07,642 --> 00:08:08,952 Will do. 116 00:08:13,759 --> 00:08:15,446 What just happened? 117 00:08:15,540 --> 00:08:16,665 Heads up... 118 00:08:17,071 --> 00:08:19,317 - Nick Fury's calling you. - Nick Fury's gonna call me? 119 00:08:19,342 --> 00:08:20,342 - Yeah. - Why? 120 00:08:20,374 --> 00:08:24,147 Why? Because he probably, have some... hero stuff for you to do. You're a superhero. 121 00:08:24,172 --> 00:08:25,249 He calls superheroes. 122 00:08:25,269 --> 00:08:28,959 Well, I mean if it was really that important, he'd probably call someone else. Not me. 123 00:08:29,673 --> 00:08:30,811 Apparently not. 124 00:08:35,064 --> 00:08:36,640 No caller ID. That's him. 125 00:08:36,665 --> 00:08:37,875 I don't really wanna talk to Nick Fury. 126 00:08:37,900 --> 00:08:38,822 - Answer the phone. - Why? 127 00:08:38,847 --> 00:08:41,182 Because if you don't talk to him, then I have to talk. I don't wanna talk to him. 128 00:08:41,207 --> 00:08:44,097 - Why don't you wanna talk to him? - Because I'm scared. Just answer the phone. 129 00:08:45,058 --> 00:08:46,425 You sent Nick Fury to voicemail? 130 00:08:46,450 --> 00:08:47,018 Yeah. 131 00:08:47,027 --> 00:08:49,691 - You don't send Nick Fury to voicemail. - Did you hear that? They're calling me. 132 00:08:49,722 --> 00:08:50,854 I gotta go. I gotta go. 133 00:08:50,879 --> 00:08:51,963 - You gotta talk to him. - I'm gonna call him. 134 00:08:51,988 --> 00:08:54,293 I promise you, I'm gonna call him. I will. 135 00:08:54,410 --> 00:08:56,144 You do not ghost Nick Fury. 136 00:08:56,207 --> 00:08:58,324 I promise you, I'll call him... 137 00:08:59,411 --> 00:09:02,526 ... after my trip. Hey! 138 00:09:03,339 --> 00:09:06,487 Yeah? No, no. He's not ghosting you. 139 00:09:08,972 --> 00:09:11,305 Okay, okay, one question at a time. 140 00:09:12,253 --> 00:09:14,010 Are you the head Avenger now? 141 00:09:14,027 --> 00:09:15,198 No, I'm not. 142 00:09:16,885 --> 00:09:19,399 If the aliens come back, what are you gonna do? 143 00:09:19,424 --> 00:09:21,728 Does anyone have any neighborhood question? 144 00:09:22,369 --> 00:09:23,814 Shawn Winford, Queens Tribune. 145 00:09:23,839 --> 00:09:27,814 What is it like to take over from Tony Stark? Those are some big shoes to fill. 146 00:09:30,743 --> 00:09:31,743 I'm, uh... 147 00:09:32,431 --> 00:09:35,532 I'm gonna go. Thanks so much everyone, for coming. 148 00:10:15,308 --> 00:10:16,308 Okay... 149 00:10:22,469 --> 00:10:23,422 Hungry? 150 00:10:25,492 --> 00:10:26,922 So sorry. 151 00:10:26,984 --> 00:10:29,523 I thought that you could sense that, with your 152 00:10:29,568 --> 00:10:30,568 Peter-tingle. 153 00:10:30,586 --> 00:10:32,812 Please, do not start calling it my Peter-tingle. 154 00:10:32,884 --> 00:10:36,211 So what's up? You can dodge bullets but not bananas? 155 00:10:36,236 --> 00:10:39,553 No, I just really need this vacation. I need a break. 156 00:10:40,725 --> 00:10:42,335 You deserve it. 157 00:10:46,022 --> 00:10:47,365 You know what? 158 00:10:48,104 --> 00:10:50,077 You should pack your suit, just in case. 159 00:10:50,102 --> 00:10:51,752 I have a tingle about it. 160 00:10:52,018 --> 00:10:54,650 Please stop saying tingle, May? 161 00:11:04,431 --> 00:11:05,900 No, no. I'm not. 162 00:11:11,612 --> 00:11:12,612 Yeah! 163 00:11:20,521 --> 00:11:22,894 Do you want the first shift? Just saying that I could take either. 164 00:11:22,919 --> 00:11:24,044 Give me the third shift. 165 00:11:25,193 --> 00:11:26,747 I can't chaperone thses kids alone. 166 00:11:26,772 --> 00:11:29,776 Yo, Parker, this is called an airplane. 167 00:11:29,801 --> 00:11:33,310 It's like the buses you're used to, except it flies over the poor neighborhoods 168 00:11:33,335 --> 00:11:35,795 - instead of driving through them. - Ma'am? 169 00:11:36,425 --> 00:11:39,749 He blipped, so technically he's 16, not 21. 170 00:11:39,903 --> 00:11:41,270 I'll take that. 171 00:11:41,481 --> 00:11:43,629 She's lying. I don't even know this girl. 172 00:11:46,339 --> 00:11:48,019 Classic MJ, right? 173 00:11:50,058 --> 00:11:52,050 Did you know Brad was coming? 174 00:11:52,417 --> 00:11:54,206 It's... so weird. 175 00:11:54,231 --> 00:11:57,613 Like, one day, he's that little kid who cried and got nosebleeds all the time, 176 00:11:57,638 --> 00:12:01,519 and suddenly, we blip back and he's totally ripped and super nice, 177 00:12:01,685 --> 00:12:04,310 - and all these girls are after him? - Not all the girls are after him. 178 00:12:04,335 --> 00:12:06,624 No man. They're all after him. 179 00:12:08,076 --> 00:12:10,450 Anyway, on a more important thing... 180 00:12:10,475 --> 00:12:14,131 It's a 9-hour flight. We can play Beast Slayers the whole time. 181 00:12:16,537 --> 00:12:19,310 I need your help to sit next to MJ. 182 00:12:19,975 --> 00:12:22,009 - Seriously? - Yes, seriously! 183 00:12:22,034 --> 00:12:24,901 What about your plan? American bachelors in Europe? 184 00:12:24,926 --> 00:12:28,324 That's your plan. That's a solo plan. Come on, this is my plan. 185 00:12:31,168 --> 00:12:32,261 Please. 186 00:12:35,997 --> 00:12:38,051 Hey, guys, uh... 187 00:12:38,083 --> 00:12:42,611 There's an old lady sitting in front of us, wearing a crazy amount of perfume, and... 188 00:12:42,933 --> 00:12:46,245 it's kind of setting off Peter's allergies. 189 00:12:46,433 --> 00:12:49,612 You know, Betty, if you could just switch seats with him, that would be... 190 00:12:49,637 --> 00:12:51,753 He's allergic to perfume? 191 00:12:52,191 --> 00:12:55,801 Yeah, yeah, 'cause, umm... it makes his eyes water... 192 00:12:55,870 --> 00:12:58,310 - and he can only see--- - Excuse me, Peter has a perfume allergy? 193 00:12:58,335 --> 00:13:00,058 - Oh, uhh... - Well I'll tell you from experience, 194 00:13:00,083 --> 00:13:03,629 perfume allergies are no joke. I can feel hives breaking out already. 195 00:13:03,646 --> 00:13:06,761 MJ, stand up. Ned, take MJ's spot. 196 00:13:06,786 --> 00:13:08,442 MJ, you take my spot. 197 00:13:08,824 --> 00:13:10,622 Peter, come with me. Let's get you out of there. 198 00:13:10,647 --> 00:13:13,811 Zach and Sebastian, you take Ned and Peter's seats. 199 00:13:14,646 --> 00:13:17,098 Ned, thanks for bringing this to my attention. 200 00:13:17,173 --> 00:13:21,107 Your safety is my responsibilty. And Mr. Dell's, but he's... 201 00:13:21,353 --> 00:13:24,962 I got it for now. Let's go, Peter. Let's go! 202 00:13:31,652 --> 00:13:32,652 Yep... 203 00:13:32,941 --> 00:13:35,761 I have a small bladder, so I took the aisle. 204 00:13:37,884 --> 00:13:38,798 So... 205 00:13:38,829 --> 00:13:41,860 - Do you wanna play Beast Slayer? - Nope. 206 00:13:42,704 --> 00:13:45,101 Have you, have you ever played any kind of PC game... 207 00:13:45,126 --> 00:13:46,243 Nope. 208 00:13:48,169 --> 00:13:50,747 Did I tell you how my wife pretended to blip out? 209 00:13:51,832 --> 00:13:54,200 Turns out, she ran off with a guy in her hiking group. 210 00:13:54,551 --> 00:13:55,843 We had a fake funeral for her and everything. 211 00:13:55,868 --> 00:13:57,678 Well, the funeral was real. 212 00:13:57,703 --> 00:14:00,273 Because I thought she was really dead. Do you wanna see the video? 213 00:14:00,298 --> 00:14:03,460 Oh, I got a dual headphone adapter if you wanna watch a movie. 214 00:14:03,505 --> 00:14:05,887 Only if it's depressing. Or hilarious. 215 00:14:05,927 --> 00:14:09,268 Oh, you have a dual headphone adapter. We can watch together. 216 00:14:09,369 --> 00:14:12,143 Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen. This is your captain speaking. 217 00:14:12,168 --> 00:14:16,478 Our flight time today will be eight hours and forty-nine minutes to Venice, Italy. 218 00:15:23,030 --> 00:15:24,107 Hey, man. 219 00:15:24,405 --> 00:15:28,279 Did you see Brad and MJ on the plane? They were watching movies and laughing the entire time. 220 00:15:28,304 --> 00:15:31,046 Dude, don't worry, okay? I'm sure that's nothing. 221 00:15:31,071 --> 00:15:33,427 Hey, Babe. Can you hold this for me, please? 222 00:15:33,452 --> 00:15:35,867 - Yeah, of course. - Thanks. 223 00:15:43,736 --> 00:15:45,189 What was that? 224 00:15:46,068 --> 00:15:49,324 Well, we actually got to talking on the plane, and it turns out... 225 00:15:49,349 --> 00:15:53,513 We have a lot in common. So, uh, we're boyfriend-girlfriend now. 226 00:15:53,898 --> 00:15:56,353 Whatever happened to being an American bachelor in Europe? 227 00:15:56,378 --> 00:15:57,195 Peter... 228 00:15:57,436 --> 00:16:01,764 Those were the words of a boy. That boy, met a woman. 229 00:16:01,795 --> 00:16:05,568 A very strong and powerful woman. And now... 230 00:16:05,616 --> 00:16:08,163 - That boy's a man. - Babe? 231 00:16:08,188 --> 00:16:09,843 Coming, Babe. 232 00:16:14,703 --> 00:16:17,671 There's nothing in there. I swear. 233 00:16:33,667 --> 00:16:35,152 This, no. 234 00:16:43,889 --> 00:16:45,052 Sorry. 235 00:16:46,326 --> 00:16:48,388 - I'm here. - Wait, wait, wait... 236 00:16:48,405 --> 00:16:50,795 - Peter's here. - Thank goodness. 237 00:17:24,300 --> 00:17:25,940 Looks like we're here. 238 00:17:25,995 --> 00:17:29,182 Doing some renovations to the place. Getting some upgrades. 239 00:17:30,440 --> 00:17:32,885 - That must be the concierge. - Okay. 240 00:17:34,012 --> 00:17:36,087 Everyone, here we are. 241 00:17:36,119 --> 00:17:38,345 - Whoa! - Whoa. 242 00:17:38,370 --> 00:17:40,252 - Tell me we're not staying here. - Wow! 243 00:17:40,277 --> 00:17:43,642 - This place is sinking. - I think you mean 'charming'. 244 00:17:43,659 --> 00:17:45,361 Okay, everybody. 245 00:17:45,400 --> 00:17:49,550 Drop your bags off, we're gonna meet at the Da Vinci museum at three. Let's go! 246 00:17:49,575 --> 00:17:51,356 - Vamonos! - It's andiamo. 247 00:17:51,381 --> 00:17:52,438 Andiamo! 248 00:17:52,477 --> 00:17:57,180 When in Rome, we do as the Romans do. We here in Venice, the socks get wet. 249 00:18:01,837 --> 00:18:06,243 What's up, Flash mob? How are you guys doing? I'm here in Saint Marco Polo... 250 00:18:08,048 --> 00:18:10,048 This is so much fun! 251 00:18:33,116 --> 00:18:34,380 Three, two, one. 252 00:18:34,405 --> 00:18:37,506 - Say "pizza"! - Pizza! 253 00:18:56,831 --> 00:18:58,707 - Buongiorno. - Buongiorno. 254 00:18:59,059 --> 00:19:00,246 Hi. Uh... 255 00:19:00,582 --> 00:19:02,394 I'm looking for a, uh... 256 00:19:02,481 --> 00:19:04,340 Fiore nero. 257 00:19:13,150 --> 00:19:14,564 It's perfect. 258 00:19:22,444 --> 00:19:23,444 Boh! 259 00:19:24,369 --> 00:19:26,001 - What? - Boh. 260 00:19:26,026 --> 00:19:29,132 It's the most perfect word in the world. Italians created it, and I just discovered it. 261 00:19:29,157 --> 00:19:30,094 What does it mean? 262 00:19:30,119 --> 00:19:31,538 That's the thing, it can mean a million things. 263 00:19:31,563 --> 00:19:32,650 It can mean "I don't know", "get out of my 264 00:19:32,675 --> 00:19:35,055 face", "I don't know and get out of my face." 265 00:19:35,061 --> 00:19:38,076 It's the best thing Italy ever created. Except for maybe espresso. 266 00:19:38,108 --> 00:19:40,373 - Oh, so you've been drinking espresso. - Mmm. 267 00:19:41,397 --> 00:19:43,779 German? American? 268 00:19:44,131 --> 00:19:45,326 Boh. 269 00:19:47,240 --> 00:19:48,099 Whoa. 270 00:19:48,124 --> 00:19:49,715 Boh is my new superpower. 271 00:19:49,764 --> 00:19:53,005 It's like the anti aloha. I was born to say this word. 272 00:19:53,482 --> 00:19:55,169 So what's in the bag? 273 00:19:55,607 --> 00:19:56,646 Oh. Uh... 274 00:19:57,230 --> 00:19:58,230 Boh. 275 00:19:58,936 --> 00:19:59,936 Nice. 276 00:20:07,610 --> 00:20:09,039 Whoa. Cool. 277 00:20:25,851 --> 00:20:27,312 What was that? 278 00:20:49,963 --> 00:20:51,580 Betty! Are you okay? 279 00:20:53,221 --> 00:20:54,463 Come on! 280 00:20:59,720 --> 00:21:01,009 - What is that? - I don't know! 281 00:21:01,034 --> 00:21:02,944 - What are you gonna do? - I left my suit in the hotel room. 282 00:21:02,969 --> 00:21:04,710 - Why? - Because I'm on vacation, Ned. 283 00:21:04,735 --> 00:21:06,695 Everyone's gonna see my face. Just get them out of here. 284 00:21:06,720 --> 00:21:07,720 Go! 285 00:21:18,126 --> 00:21:19,813 Get outta here. Go! 286 00:21:21,892 --> 00:21:23,454 Oh, my God! 287 00:21:45,246 --> 00:21:46,676 Oh, no, you don't. 288 00:21:57,062 --> 00:21:59,218 Are you okay? Get out of here. Go! 289 00:22:50,707 --> 00:22:53,144 Excuse me, sir! I can help, let me help. 290 00:22:53,169 --> 00:22:55,108 I'm really strong and I'm sticky. 291 00:22:55,133 --> 00:22:57,734 I need you to lead it away from the canal. 292 00:23:22,733 --> 00:23:26,248 The Da Vinci museum. This is why we're here in Venice. 293 00:23:26,280 --> 00:23:27,748 This is it. 294 00:23:27,772 --> 00:23:29,815 It's closed. Huh. 295 00:23:29,840 --> 00:23:31,004 What do you mean it's closed? 'Till when? 296 00:23:31,029 --> 00:23:32,004 November. 297 00:23:32,043 --> 00:23:35,199 - You didn't check the website? - Oh, that's a good idea. 298 00:23:50,331 --> 00:23:51,878 Oh, come on. 299 00:23:55,182 --> 00:23:57,572 Stay low, kids. We'll be safe here. 300 00:24:56,116 --> 00:24:57,499 Who is that guy? 301 00:24:57,523 --> 00:25:00,124 I don't know. But he's kicking that water's ass. 302 00:25:48,832 --> 00:25:50,526 It's aliens. It has to be. 303 00:25:50,550 --> 00:25:53,253 BuzzFeed says there's a sailor named Morris Bench who was exposed 304 00:25:53,278 --> 00:25:56,783 to an experimental underwater generator and got hydro powers 305 00:25:56,808 --> 00:25:59,652 Yeah, you should definitely believe everything you read on the internet. 306 00:25:59,799 --> 00:26:03,166 - Spider-Man can take him. - What do you think it is? 307 00:26:04,439 --> 00:26:06,876 You know, being a man of science... 308 00:26:07,330 --> 00:26:08,501 Witches. 309 00:26:08,713 --> 00:26:10,548 No, no, no, no. We wanna stay. We wanna stay. 310 00:26:10,573 --> 00:26:14,158 It's a good thing that I packed your suit, huh. I can't believe you forgot it. 311 00:26:14,183 --> 00:26:15,073 Yeah. 312 00:26:15,128 --> 00:26:18,354 So, who was that guy that you were with? Was that Mister Strange? 313 00:26:18,379 --> 00:26:21,175 Doctor Strange, May. Doctor Strange. 314 00:26:21,200 --> 00:26:23,910 And, umm.. No. I don't know who that was. He was a new guy. 315 00:26:23,935 --> 00:26:26,645 - I was trying to help him, but... - Hey, Happy. No. That's my lunch. 316 00:26:26,685 --> 00:26:28,872 - Don't eat that one. - Happy's there? 317 00:26:28,919 --> 00:26:30,489 Yeah. It's Happy. 318 00:26:31,083 --> 00:26:33,231 He's here. He came by to volunteer. 319 00:26:33,256 --> 00:26:36,201 And, he's hanging around the office. And he wants to say hi. 320 00:26:36,226 --> 00:26:38,154 No, I don't... Hi, Peter. 321 00:26:38,162 --> 00:26:40,146 Hey, Happy. 322 00:26:40,428 --> 00:26:44,756 I'm sorry. I'm working real hard here. I gotta do a leaflet frop. 323 00:26:45,209 --> 00:26:47,240 - What are you even doing... - I'm glad you're having a good time. 324 00:26:47,265 --> 00:26:49,896 Don't worry. I'm really taking care of your aunt. 325 00:26:52,224 --> 00:26:54,732 So, uhh, how's the plan going? 326 00:26:56,755 --> 00:26:58,785 There's... some setbacks, for sure. 327 00:26:58,810 --> 00:27:01,247 Don't ever think it. Just trust your instincts and you'll be fine. 328 00:27:01,272 --> 00:27:03,544 I know. Love you. Bye. 329 00:27:05,638 --> 00:27:06,841 Who is that guy? 330 00:27:06,903 --> 00:27:09,387 He's like Iron Man and Thor rolled into one. 331 00:27:09,457 --> 00:27:14,175 - He's all right. He's no Spider-Man. - What is it with you and Spider-Man? 332 00:27:14,568 --> 00:27:19,232 What? He's just awesome, okay? He protects the neighborhood, and, you know, 333 00:27:19,257 --> 00:27:22,303 he's inspiring. He inspires me to be a better man. 334 00:27:22,328 --> 00:27:25,328 'Sup, dickwad? I thought you drowned. 335 00:27:28,089 --> 00:27:30,026 Sounds like his name's Mysterio. 336 00:27:30,135 --> 00:27:33,455 Luomo del misterio is Italian for man of mystery. 337 00:27:33,480 --> 00:27:35,237 They don't actually know who he is. 338 00:27:35,262 --> 00:27:36,862 Mysterio. 339 00:27:37,969 --> 00:27:39,702 - Cool name. - Cool name. 340 00:27:40,773 --> 00:27:42,093 - Babe! - Babe! 341 00:27:42,149 --> 00:27:46,077 - So, how much did you actually see? - Not much... I was running. 342 00:27:46,102 --> 00:27:48,734 Right. Me too. I was also running. 343 00:27:49,023 --> 00:27:50,227 Away. 344 00:27:52,008 --> 00:27:53,648 So, Paris tomorrow. 345 00:27:54,379 --> 00:27:57,178 Go to the Eiffel tower. Should be great. 346 00:27:57,203 --> 00:28:01,777 I read it was secretly built as a mind control antenna to create an army of the insane. 347 00:28:02,885 --> 00:28:05,924 Which is why it's my favorite destination on the whole trip. 348 00:28:08,580 --> 00:28:11,064 What are you gonna do about the water monster? 349 00:28:11,089 --> 00:28:12,705 Nothing. It's dead. 350 00:28:12,730 --> 00:28:15,317 And besides, that Mysterio guy's all over it. Look... 351 00:28:15,342 --> 00:28:18,850 I just wanna spend some time with MJ, while talking about Paris and... 352 00:28:18,897 --> 00:28:21,312 - make sure that she really likes me. - That's nice. 353 00:28:21,337 --> 00:28:23,588 It reminds me of when Betty and I first fell in love. 354 00:28:23,613 --> 00:28:25,571 I had just finished my fruit cobbler, right... 355 00:28:29,929 --> 00:28:34,483 You're a very difficult person to contact, Spider-Man. 356 00:28:37,839 --> 00:28:39,471 You're Nick Fury. 357 00:28:39,862 --> 00:28:41,503 You just shot Ned. 358 00:28:41,589 --> 00:28:43,909 It's just a mild tranquilizer. He'll be all right. 359 00:28:43,980 --> 00:28:47,299 So good to finally meet you. 360 00:28:47,535 --> 00:28:51,446 I saw you at the funeral, but I didn't think that was a good time to exchange numbers. 361 00:28:51,471 --> 00:28:53,385 No, that would have been really inappropriate. 362 00:28:53,410 --> 00:28:55,605 That's what I just said. 363 00:28:55,853 --> 00:28:58,211 The important thing is, you're here. 364 00:28:58,236 --> 00:29:02,502 I tried to bring you here. You avoided me, and now, you're here. 365 00:29:02,527 --> 00:29:04,353 What a coincidence. 366 00:29:04,415 --> 00:29:06,843 Wait. Was this a coincidence? 367 00:29:06,868 --> 00:29:09,779 I used to know everything. 368 00:29:09,804 --> 00:29:13,777 Then I come back five years later and now, I know nothing. 369 00:29:13,802 --> 00:29:16,310 No intel, no team, 370 00:29:16,335 --> 00:29:21,911 and a high school kid, is dodging my calls. 371 00:29:21,936 --> 00:29:23,525 Here's what I do know... 372 00:29:25,744 --> 00:29:31,314 A week ago, a village in Mexico was wiped out by a cyclone. 373 00:29:31,704 --> 00:29:34,947 Witnesses say that cyclone had a face. 374 00:29:38,803 --> 00:29:40,365 Three days later... 375 00:29:40,537 --> 00:29:43,920 A similar event in Morocco. A village was... 376 00:29:46,045 --> 00:29:50,776 Just making the rounds. See if anyone needs any emotional counseling after today's traumatic event. 377 00:29:50,801 --> 00:29:53,404 No. We're... we're okay. We're fine, thank you. 378 00:29:53,429 --> 00:29:57,116 Great. 'Cause I'm not qualified, to actually... 379 00:29:57,141 --> 00:30:00,478 Oh, he's passed out. I'm not really qualified to do it anyway, so... 380 00:30:00,503 --> 00:30:01,945 Good night. 381 00:30:03,273 --> 00:30:06,510 That was my teacher. Sorry about that. You were saying? 382 00:30:06,535 --> 00:30:09,773 A village was destroyed by what may well be another world threatening... 383 00:30:09,805 --> 00:30:13,079 Babe, you still awake? You're not answering any of my texts. 384 00:30:13,104 --> 00:30:14,958 Um... he's asleep, Betty. 385 00:30:14,998 --> 00:30:17,556 - Oh. Already? - Hm-mmm. Yeah. 386 00:30:17,581 --> 00:30:20,669 - Okay. - That's why it's imperative... 387 00:30:20,699 --> 00:30:24,370 Boys! That canal water today was filled with dangerous bacteria... 388 00:30:24,395 --> 00:30:28,871 Another person touches that door, you and I are going to attend another funeral. 389 00:30:35,479 --> 00:30:37,275 Stark left these for you. 390 00:30:37,526 --> 00:30:38,611 Really? 391 00:30:49,766 --> 00:30:53,282 "Uneasy lies the head that wears the crown." 392 00:30:54,509 --> 00:30:58,376 Stark said you wouldn't get that because it's not a Star Wars reference. 393 00:31:02,761 --> 00:31:05,690 Remove the mask. Everyone here has seen you without it. 394 00:31:05,730 --> 00:31:10,221 You'd only be feigning anonymity and breathing through spandex for no good reason. 395 00:31:15,097 --> 00:31:16,354 Come on. 396 00:31:17,050 --> 00:31:18,050 Yeah. 397 00:31:21,550 --> 00:31:24,315 There, we have Maria Hill. 398 00:31:25,199 --> 00:31:27,948 That, is Dimitri. 399 00:31:28,683 --> 00:31:32,456 And this, is Mr. Beck. 400 00:31:34,159 --> 00:31:35,698 Mysterio? 401 00:31:35,722 --> 00:31:36,722 What? 402 00:31:37,550 --> 00:31:40,714 Doesn't matter. It's just what my friends have been calling you. 403 00:31:40,816 --> 00:31:43,995 Well, you can call me Quentin. 404 00:31:46,644 --> 00:31:50,097 You handled yourself well out there today. Saw what you did with the tower. 405 00:31:50,135 --> 00:31:52,249 We could've used someone like you on my world. 406 00:31:52,265 --> 00:31:53,397 Thanks. 407 00:31:53,663 --> 00:31:55,130 I'm sorry... Your world? 408 00:31:55,155 --> 00:31:59,583 Oh, Mr. Beck is from Earth. Just not yours. 409 00:31:59,608 --> 00:32:01,592 There are multiple realities, Peter. 410 00:32:01,616 --> 00:32:05,139 This is Earth dimension 616. I'm from Earth-833. 411 00:32:05,530 --> 00:32:07,978 I'm sorry. You're saying there's a multiverse? 412 00:32:08,003 --> 00:32:11,013 I thought that was just theoretical. I mean, that completely changes how we understand 413 00:32:11,038 --> 00:32:14,616 the initial singularity. We're talking about, an eternal inflation system. 414 00:32:14,641 --> 00:32:18,428 And how does that even work with all the quantum... it's insane! 415 00:32:19,210 --> 00:32:20,311 Sorry. 416 00:32:20,913 --> 00:32:22,139 It's really cool. 417 00:32:23,273 --> 00:32:26,553 Don't ever apologize for being the smartest one in the room. 418 00:32:28,038 --> 00:32:29,280 Anyway... 419 00:32:31,671 --> 00:32:34,053 They were born in stable orbits. Within black 420 00:32:34,078 --> 00:32:36,817 holes, creatures formed from the primary elements. 421 00:32:36,842 --> 00:32:39,458 Air, water, fire, earth. 422 00:32:39,483 --> 00:32:44,543 The science division had a technical name. We just called them Elementals. 423 00:32:44,568 --> 00:32:46,950 Versions of them exist across our mythologies. 424 00:32:46,975 --> 00:32:50,170 - It turns out, the myths are real. - Like Thor. 425 00:32:50,483 --> 00:32:53,834 Thor was a myth, and now I study him in my physics class. 426 00:32:53,866 --> 00:32:56,350 These myths, are threats. 427 00:32:56,530 --> 00:33:00,349 They first materialized on my earth many years ago. We mobilized and fought them. 428 00:33:00,374 --> 00:33:03,045 But with each battle they grew and got stronger. 429 00:33:03,070 --> 00:33:06,327 I was part of the last battalion left trying to stop them. 430 00:33:06,352 --> 00:33:08,273 All we did was delay the inevitable. 431 00:33:08,298 --> 00:33:11,484 Well, the Elementals are here now. Attacking the same coordinates. 432 00:33:11,509 --> 00:33:13,126 Our satellites confirm it. 433 00:33:13,151 --> 00:33:17,009 So thank Mr. Beck for destroying the other three. There's only one left. 434 00:33:17,033 --> 00:33:18,033 Fire. 435 00:33:18,041 --> 00:33:22,212 The strongest of them all. The one that destroyed my earth. 436 00:33:23,549 --> 00:33:26,142 It's the one that took my family. 437 00:33:28,867 --> 00:33:29,992 I'm sorry. 438 00:33:30,406 --> 00:33:32,992 And it will be in Prague in approximately 48 hours. 439 00:33:33,093 --> 00:33:35,928 We have one mission: kill it. 440 00:33:36,031 --> 00:33:38,281 You're coming with us. 441 00:33:39,014 --> 00:33:41,241 I'm sorry. Did you say Prague? 442 00:33:41,467 --> 00:33:46,615 Listen, Fury, this all seems like big-time, you know, huge, superhero kind of stuff. 443 00:33:46,775 --> 00:33:47,821 And... 444 00:33:47,884 --> 00:33:50,211 I mean I'm just a friendly neighborhood Spider-Man, sir. 445 00:33:50,236 --> 00:33:52,165 Bitch, please. You've been to space. 446 00:33:52,189 --> 00:33:53,914 I know, but that was an accident. Sir, come on. 447 00:33:53,939 --> 00:33:56,496 There's gotta be someone else you can use. 448 00:33:56,811 --> 00:33:58,725 - What about Thor? - Off-world. 449 00:33:58,772 --> 00:33:59,950 Okay, umm... 450 00:33:59,975 --> 00:34:01,606 - Doctor Strange? - Unavailable. 451 00:34:01,631 --> 00:34:03,645 - Captain Marvel! - Don't invoke her name. 452 00:34:03,670 --> 00:34:05,668 Sir, I really wanna help. I do. 453 00:34:05,693 --> 00:34:08,365 But if my aunt finds out I left my class trip, she's gonna kill me. 454 00:34:08,390 --> 00:34:10,935 And if I'm seen like this in Europe, after the Washington Monument, 455 00:34:10,960 --> 00:34:13,530 my whole class will figure out who I am, and then... 456 00:34:13,562 --> 00:34:16,804 And then the whole world will figure out who I am. And then, I'm done. 457 00:34:17,554 --> 00:34:20,757 Okay. I understand. 458 00:34:21,617 --> 00:34:22,617 I'm sorry, what? 459 00:34:22,656 --> 00:34:27,132 Why don't you get back before your teachers miss you and become suspicious. 460 00:34:28,250 --> 00:34:32,367 Dimitri. Take him back to the hotel, please. 461 00:34:32,859 --> 00:34:34,429 Thank you, Mr. Fury. 462 00:34:34,736 --> 00:34:37,681 And, uh... Good luck. 463 00:34:38,729 --> 00:34:40,127 See you, kid. 464 00:34:40,277 --> 00:34:41,706 Yeah, see ya. 465 00:34:43,501 --> 00:34:45,305 - Bye, Ma'am. - Yeah. 466 00:34:50,801 --> 00:34:54,058 Okay, drink lots of water, and I'm gonna get you a vitamin C pill. 467 00:34:54,083 --> 00:34:56,008 You cannot get sick. Okay, Babe? 468 00:34:56,033 --> 00:34:58,751 - Yes, Babe. - Hey, man. Are you sure you're good? 469 00:34:58,775 --> 00:35:00,871 - Dude, I'm fine! - Okay. 470 00:35:00,896 --> 00:35:02,832 Okay? Don't worry. Seriously, 471 00:35:02,863 --> 00:35:05,089 Getting tranqed in the neck by Nick Fury? Probably 472 00:35:05,114 --> 00:35:06,785 the coolest thing to ever happen to me anyway. 473 00:35:06,810 --> 00:35:08,209 - It is pretty awesome. - Yeah. 474 00:35:08,234 --> 00:35:09,692 I'm just happy I don't have to go to Prague. 475 00:35:09,717 --> 00:35:10,380 Seriously. 476 00:35:10,405 --> 00:35:11,405 Good news! 477 00:35:11,413 --> 00:35:13,256 We're going to Prague. 478 00:35:14,014 --> 00:35:15,295 What? 479 00:35:15,334 --> 00:35:16,334 Yeah. 480 00:35:16,366 --> 00:35:18,538 Tour company called. They upgraded us. 481 00:35:18,563 --> 00:35:21,468 You should've heard me on the phone with them. I really gave them hell. 482 00:35:21,507 --> 00:35:23,305 All I heard was crying. 483 00:35:23,351 --> 00:35:25,194 Look at our upgraded ride! 484 00:35:25,210 --> 00:35:26,497 - Huh? - Wow. 485 00:35:26,825 --> 00:35:29,817 - I'm impressed, Mr. Harrington. - Oh, come on. 486 00:35:30,739 --> 00:35:31,832 Peter, wha... 487 00:35:32,174 --> 00:35:33,489 What's going on? 488 00:35:34,280 --> 00:35:37,405 I think Nick Fury just hijacked our summer vacation. 489 00:35:42,077 --> 00:35:42,983 Okay. 490 00:35:43,045 --> 00:35:44,311 Awesome. 491 00:35:45,240 --> 00:35:47,428 Yeah. Awesome. 492 00:36:10,287 --> 00:36:11,325 Yo, what's up, Flash mob. 493 00:36:11,350 --> 00:36:15,685 It's your boy, the big F. Cruising through the Alps with my private driver Dimitri. 494 00:36:37,007 --> 00:36:39,170 For the next Tony Stark, I trust you. 495 00:36:39,195 --> 00:36:41,366 Say EDITH. 496 00:36:43,405 --> 00:36:46,561 Standby for retinal and biometric scan. 497 00:36:46,585 --> 00:36:48,951 Retinal and biometric scan accepted. 498 00:36:48,975 --> 00:36:51,045 - Hello? - Hello, Peter. 499 00:36:51,140 --> 00:36:52,420 I am EDITH. 500 00:36:52,498 --> 00:36:56,061 Tony Stark's augmented reality security and defense system. 501 00:36:56,280 --> 00:36:59,060 - So he made you for me? - No. But you have access 502 00:36:59,085 --> 00:37:01,460 - to all of Tony's protocols. - Cool. 503 00:37:01,476 --> 00:37:03,663 Would you like to see what I can do? 504 00:37:08,820 --> 00:37:10,462 EDITH stands for... 505 00:37:10,487 --> 00:37:12,705 Even Dead, I'm The Hero. 506 00:37:12,730 --> 00:37:15,807 - Tony loves his acronyms. - Yeah, he did. 507 00:37:15,832 --> 00:37:19,246 I have access to the entire Stark global security network... 508 00:37:19,277 --> 00:37:22,277 Including multiple defense satellites, as well as back doors 509 00:37:22,302 --> 00:37:25,089 to all major telecommunication networks. 510 00:37:25,843 --> 00:37:27,000 Whoa... 511 00:37:31,609 --> 00:37:33,476 Is MJ texting? 512 00:37:35,942 --> 00:37:38,449 No. Don't look at it. That's wrong. 513 00:37:38,481 --> 00:37:39,863 That's wrong. 514 00:37:57,172 --> 00:37:59,961 Break for the toilet. Ten minutes. 515 00:38:03,911 --> 00:38:05,576 Ten minutes, everyone! 516 00:38:05,662 --> 00:38:09,115 Dimitri, where exactly are we? 517 00:38:11,966 --> 00:38:14,020 I'll figure it out. Yeah. 518 00:38:15,769 --> 00:38:16,769 What? 519 00:38:29,799 --> 00:38:30,799 Hello. 520 00:38:31,111 --> 00:38:32,392 Close the door. 521 00:38:38,329 --> 00:38:39,469 I'm Peter Parker. 522 00:38:39,601 --> 00:38:41,343 Take off your clothes. 523 00:38:43,155 --> 00:38:43,914 Excuse me? 524 00:38:43,945 --> 00:38:46,632 You told Fury Spider-Man cannot be seen in Europe. 525 00:38:46,757 --> 00:38:49,125 So I made you this. Another suit. 526 00:38:50,133 --> 00:38:52,163 Oh, uh... Thank you. 527 00:38:52,874 --> 00:38:54,436 Not sure it fits ... 528 00:38:54,461 --> 00:38:57,163 - Take off your clothes. - Okay. 529 00:38:59,054 --> 00:39:00,523 Sure. Umm... 530 00:39:02,139 --> 00:39:04,898 - It's a little embarassing. - Now. Hurry up. 531 00:39:05,531 --> 00:39:06,531 Weird... 532 00:39:14,513 --> 00:39:17,138 Sorry. I thought this was the bathroom. 533 00:39:17,146 --> 00:39:19,333 - This is not what it looks like. Just... - Yeah. 534 00:39:19,458 --> 00:39:20,725 What are you doing? 535 00:39:21,904 --> 00:39:23,466 Don't shoot anybody. Brad? 536 00:39:23,491 --> 00:39:25,669 It's not what it looks like, buddy. 537 00:39:25,786 --> 00:39:27,575 - Hey, man. Look. - Look, Peter... 538 00:39:27,591 --> 00:39:29,708 I'm not here to judge your life choices, dude. 539 00:39:29,733 --> 00:39:32,743 If you wanna hook up with some random European chick on our school trip, that's on you. 540 00:39:32,768 --> 00:39:34,119 That's not what that was. Honestly. 541 00:39:34,144 --> 00:39:36,204 I can't pretend that I didn't see what I just saw. 542 00:39:36,229 --> 00:39:38,513 I know you're trying to get with MJ. It's obvious. 543 00:39:38,538 --> 00:39:40,713 - I like her, too. - Wait a minute. Hey, hey... 544 00:39:40,738 --> 00:39:42,722 You cannot show that photo, dude. Come on. 545 00:39:42,747 --> 00:39:44,308 I'm sorry, man. I have to. 546 00:39:44,332 --> 00:39:46,167 She deserves the truth. 547 00:39:47,277 --> 00:39:51,870 Okay. Put your one foot in front of the other, and everybody back on the bus. 548 00:39:52,214 --> 00:39:53,214 Let's go! 549 00:40:00,654 --> 00:40:02,321 - EDITH? - Hello, Peter. 550 00:40:02,342 --> 00:40:04,467 - How can I help you? - Hey, umm... 551 00:40:04,492 --> 00:40:08,084 - There's this guy in my class who's... - Peter I'm having difficulty hearing you. 552 00:40:08,204 --> 00:40:09,906 Can you please speak up? 553 00:40:10,168 --> 00:40:12,543 Umm... Brad Davis. He has a photo of me. 554 00:40:12,568 --> 00:40:14,786 Brad Davis. Is he a target? 555 00:40:14,825 --> 00:40:16,621 Is Brad a target? Umm.... 556 00:40:21,668 --> 00:40:23,730 Yeah. He's a target. He's a target. 557 00:40:23,755 --> 00:40:24,794 Copy that. 558 00:40:24,824 --> 00:40:26,589 Target is Brad Davis. 559 00:40:26,613 --> 00:40:29,066 - Initiating strike. - Initiating what, now? 560 00:40:29,122 --> 00:40:31,785 Intercept point determined. Releasing kill vehicle. 561 00:40:31,810 --> 00:40:32,810 EDITH? 562 00:40:55,766 --> 00:40:56,656 Oh, my God... 563 00:40:56,681 --> 00:40:58,750 Dope glasses, Parker. How'd you pay for these? 564 00:40:58,797 --> 00:41:00,181 Flash, come here. Give me that, Flash. 565 00:41:00,206 --> 00:41:02,183 - I'm really paying you a compliment... - Please, please! 566 00:41:03,719 --> 00:41:05,094 I'm so sorry. 567 00:41:07,016 --> 00:41:08,141 EDITH, don't kill Brad. 568 00:41:08,166 --> 00:41:10,494 Peter, do you want me to cancel the drone strike on Brad Davis? 569 00:41:10,519 --> 00:41:12,378 - Did you just punch Flash? - No! 570 00:41:12,403 --> 00:41:13,683 Firing. 571 00:41:21,507 --> 00:41:23,609 This is not the Autobahn! 572 00:41:23,634 --> 00:41:24,797 EDITH! 573 00:41:28,843 --> 00:41:30,295 Commencing second strike. 574 00:41:30,320 --> 00:41:32,702 Peter, why aren't you behaving in that seat? Buckle up right now! 575 00:41:32,727 --> 00:41:35,163 - Look at the baby mountain goats! - Baby mountain goats? 576 00:41:50,120 --> 00:41:52,214 I don't see any mountain goats... 577 00:41:52,568 --> 00:41:53,927 You missed them. 578 00:41:54,103 --> 00:41:56,836 I know you think none of us have noticed, Peter... 579 00:41:56,861 --> 00:41:57,861 What? 580 00:41:57,900 --> 00:42:00,806 ... but your new look, I love it. 581 00:42:01,197 --> 00:42:02,571 - Right, Babe? - Thanks. 582 00:42:02,595 --> 00:42:05,298 Yeah. Sophisticated, classy, and very European. 583 00:42:05,400 --> 00:42:06,587 Oh, man... 584 00:42:07,711 --> 00:42:09,495 Let's try that again. 585 00:42:10,860 --> 00:42:13,438 This is so weird. It was right here on my phone. I... 586 00:42:13,463 --> 00:42:16,408 Yeah. Weird. 587 00:42:48,633 --> 00:42:50,802 Wow. This place is so classy. 588 00:42:50,827 --> 00:42:52,295 Yeah, so why are we here? 589 00:42:52,320 --> 00:42:55,015 Speak for yourself. I'm home. 590 00:42:55,670 --> 00:42:57,155 What can I say? 591 00:42:57,350 --> 00:42:59,911 The squeaky wheel gets the upgrade grease. 592 00:42:59,936 --> 00:43:03,482 Everyone, get settled in, rest up. Because tonight, big surprise, 593 00:43:03,507 --> 00:43:07,382 is Prague's annual Carnival of Lights. 594 00:43:07,562 --> 00:43:09,343 - Hello? - Parker, it's Hill. 595 00:43:09,368 --> 00:43:11,118 There's an earpiece with your suit. Put it on 596 00:43:11,143 --> 00:43:13,308 and await further instructions. Understood? 597 00:43:13,333 --> 00:43:15,067 - Yes, Ma'am. - Yeah. 598 00:43:15,092 --> 00:43:16,060 - Hey, man. - Hey. 599 00:43:16,085 --> 00:43:17,888 Look, I am so sorry, 600 00:43:17,920 --> 00:43:20,715 if I seem like I'm preoccupied with my relationship. 601 00:43:20,740 --> 00:43:22,047 You know I'm still your guy in the chair. 602 00:43:22,072 --> 00:43:23,982 No, no. It's all good. Don't worry about it. 603 00:43:24,007 --> 00:43:25,335 Okay. Great. Great. 604 00:43:25,360 --> 00:43:26,360 It's fine. 605 00:43:26,679 --> 00:43:29,146 So, what's the status on the Elemental thing? 606 00:43:29,171 --> 00:43:31,865 - Where's it gonna happen? - Uh, here... in the city. 607 00:43:31,890 --> 00:43:33,544 - Peter, we're here. - I know. I know. 608 00:43:33,569 --> 00:43:35,740 It's not good. I'm figuring it out. 609 00:43:35,765 --> 00:43:39,077 You have to do something, Peter. Please. We're all counting on you. 610 00:43:39,186 --> 00:43:40,983 - Ned... - Yeah. Yeah, Babe. 611 00:43:41,008 --> 00:43:43,547 The good news is, we've all got our own rooms. 612 00:43:44,350 --> 00:43:45,226 Serious? 613 00:43:45,251 --> 00:43:46,374 Parker? 614 00:43:46,540 --> 00:43:48,063 - Parker! - Yes, sir. 615 00:43:48,142 --> 00:43:50,476 That thing is going to be here in a few hours. 616 00:43:50,539 --> 00:43:51,890 Are we boring you? 617 00:43:51,961 --> 00:43:54,736 He's not bored. He's just thinking about how you kidnapped him. 618 00:43:54,761 --> 00:43:58,078 He had obstacles. I removed them. 619 00:43:58,103 --> 00:44:00,415 They still won't evacuate the city. 620 00:44:01,035 --> 00:44:02,173 Idiots. 621 00:44:02,994 --> 00:44:04,938 So what's the plan, Parker? 622 00:44:05,041 --> 00:44:07,228 I will be in the cathedral tower, 623 00:44:07,314 --> 00:44:11,166 keeping watch for the fire monster. When that shows up, I will radio you guys... 624 00:44:11,235 --> 00:44:14,578 - And then, uh, Mr. Beck and I... - My name is Mysterio. 625 00:44:17,765 --> 00:44:20,278 That's when Mysterio and I will move in. 626 00:44:20,303 --> 00:44:21,638 Peter, listen to me. 627 00:44:21,663 --> 00:44:24,045 The best hope you have, the only hope... 628 00:44:24,076 --> 00:44:27,294 is to stop it here, now. No matter what the cost. 629 00:44:27,701 --> 00:44:30,787 Maneuver it away from civilians if you can. But most importantly, 630 00:44:30,812 --> 00:44:33,060 Keep it away from metal. 631 00:44:33,115 --> 00:44:36,422 If it gets too big, it'll be able to draw power from the earth's core. 632 00:44:36,447 --> 00:44:39,384 After that, there's no way to stop it. 633 00:44:43,775 --> 00:44:45,482 Hey, man. My friends are here. 634 00:44:45,507 --> 00:44:47,677 And I can't help but think that we're putting them in danger. 635 00:44:47,702 --> 00:44:50,825 You're worried about us hurting your friends? 636 00:44:50,850 --> 00:44:55,209 You? Who called a drone strike on your own school tour bus? 637 00:44:55,788 --> 00:45:01,623 Stark gave you a multi-billion dollar A.R tactical intelligence system. 638 00:45:01,721 --> 00:45:04,666 And the first thing you do with it, is try to blow up your friends. 639 00:45:04,713 --> 00:45:09,986 It's clear to me that you were not ready for this. 640 00:45:16,698 --> 00:45:18,666 Look, Fury asked me to come up here and see how you 641 00:45:18,691 --> 00:45:21,518 were doing. He just, he felt bad about snapping at you. 642 00:45:21,589 --> 00:45:22,494 Really? 643 00:45:22,542 --> 00:45:25,534 You guys do have sarcasm on this earth, right? 644 00:45:26,933 --> 00:45:28,425 How you feelin'? 645 00:45:32,577 --> 00:45:35,858 I didn't think I was gonna have to save the world this summer. 646 00:45:36,301 --> 00:45:39,006 I know that makes me sound like such a jerk. I just... 647 00:45:40,143 --> 00:45:43,136 I had this plan with this girl that I really like, and... 648 00:45:43,690 --> 00:45:46,534 Now it's all ruined. 649 00:45:53,451 --> 00:45:56,519 You're not a jerk for wanting a normal life, kid. 650 00:45:57,842 --> 00:45:59,654 It's a hard path. 651 00:46:00,264 --> 00:46:03,615 You see things, you do things... Make choices. 652 00:46:04,371 --> 00:46:06,381 People look up to you... 653 00:46:07,660 --> 00:46:10,605 Even if you win a battle sometimes, they die. 654 00:46:11,269 --> 00:46:13,690 I like you, Peter. You're a good kid. 655 00:46:14,770 --> 00:46:18,191 There's a part of me that wants me to tell you, just... 656 00:46:18,504 --> 00:46:20,676 turn around, run away from all this. 657 00:46:20,701 --> 00:46:24,239 And then, there's another part of me that knows what we're about to fight. 658 00:46:24,642 --> 00:46:27,587 What's at stake. And I'm glad you're here. 659 00:46:29,254 --> 00:46:31,004 - Me, too. - But... 660 00:46:31,029 --> 00:46:33,941 - You're worried about your friends. - Yeah. 661 00:46:34,544 --> 00:46:37,378 I just always feel like I'm putting them in danger. 662 00:46:37,403 --> 00:46:38,903 Look, just... 663 00:46:39,357 --> 00:46:41,724 Get them inside and keep them in a safe place, 664 00:46:41,749 --> 00:46:44,224 for just a few hours. It'll be all right. 665 00:46:45,437 --> 00:46:46,765 It's really nice... 666 00:46:46,992 --> 00:46:50,359 To have somebody to talk to about, superhero stuff, you know? 667 00:46:51,812 --> 00:46:53,054 Anytime. 668 00:46:53,437 --> 00:46:54,577 And hey... 669 00:46:54,835 --> 00:46:57,772 We survive this, you'll have all summer to kill Brad. 670 00:47:01,465 --> 00:47:04,001 - See you out there. - All right. 671 00:47:09,191 --> 00:47:11,495 Sorry. That's Italian. 672 00:47:15,386 --> 00:47:16,386 EDITH? 673 00:47:17,354 --> 00:47:19,208 - Hello, Peter. - Hey, uhh... 674 00:47:19,233 --> 00:47:22,002 I need to find a way to keep my friends inside for the next few hours? 675 00:47:22,027 --> 00:47:23,638 Let's see what we can do. 676 00:47:23,780 --> 00:47:25,253 Good news... 677 00:47:25,605 --> 00:47:27,370 We're going to the opera! 678 00:47:27,504 --> 00:47:28,917 - Huh? - The opera? 679 00:47:29,049 --> 00:47:30,331 Don't look at me. 680 00:47:30,356 --> 00:47:33,315 - What happened to the carnival? - Well this is upgrade living, guys. 681 00:47:33,340 --> 00:47:36,824 Come on. The tour company just gave us these tickets. 682 00:47:36,910 --> 00:47:38,129 For free! 683 00:47:38,348 --> 00:47:40,012 Do you have any idea how much opera tickets cost? 684 00:47:40,037 --> 00:47:43,611 No. Because none of us have ever wanted to go to the opera. 685 00:47:43,636 --> 00:47:44,583 Ever. 686 00:47:44,943 --> 00:47:47,643 Well, I think this is gonna be culturally enriching for us. 687 00:47:47,668 --> 00:47:48,808 Thank you, Ned. 688 00:47:49,041 --> 00:47:50,175 Everyone, 689 00:47:50,581 --> 00:47:55,043 this is gonna be, maybe, the best four hours of our whole trip. 690 00:47:55,073 --> 00:47:56,682 Four hours?! 691 00:47:56,707 --> 00:47:59,370 Guys, I think this is gonna be really fun. Seriously. 692 00:48:01,463 --> 00:48:04,737 I bet now you're all happy that I had you pack a nice outfit. 693 00:48:04,762 --> 00:48:07,323 Yeah, because we'd much rather go to a 4-hour opera 694 00:48:07,348 --> 00:48:09,426 instead of the biggest party in the world. 695 00:48:09,451 --> 00:48:11,698 Again, don't look at me. 696 00:48:12,161 --> 00:48:15,154 Parker, you copy? Comm check. One, two. 697 00:48:17,684 --> 00:48:19,628 - Okay... - Here we are. 698 00:48:20,380 --> 00:48:22,942 - Beat the rush. - Yeah. The rush out. 699 00:48:23,075 --> 00:48:26,090 Lucky for us, we got the best seats in the house. 700 00:48:27,052 --> 00:48:28,184 Let's go. 701 00:48:29,856 --> 00:48:32,574 Hey. I'll save you a seat. 702 00:48:39,105 --> 00:48:40,839 You look really pretty. 703 00:48:40,902 --> 00:48:42,831 And therefore, I have value? 704 00:48:42,901 --> 00:48:45,368 No. No, that was not what I meant at all. I was just... 705 00:48:45,393 --> 00:48:47,190 I'm messing with you. 706 00:48:48,137 --> 00:48:49,994 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 707 00:48:50,019 --> 00:48:52,855 - You look pretty, too. - Thank you. 708 00:48:52,934 --> 00:48:55,301 - Oh, my gosh, opera glasses! - So cute! 709 00:48:55,326 --> 00:48:56,326 Can I... 710 00:48:57,278 --> 00:48:59,340 Want to go in, on a pair? 711 00:48:59,832 --> 00:49:02,473 - You mean, us sit next to each other? - Yeah. 712 00:49:02,497 --> 00:49:05,028 - Are you in position? - No. 713 00:49:05,169 --> 00:49:07,161 - Okay. No... - Why the hell not? 714 00:49:07,186 --> 00:49:10,068 You don't wanna sit next to me, or you just don't want... 715 00:49:10,859 --> 00:49:12,732 I didn't mean that. I, uh... 716 00:49:12,757 --> 00:49:15,600 If you go ahead, I'll go... grab us a pair. 717 00:49:16,483 --> 00:49:18,409 I'll save you a seat, next to me, because, 718 00:49:18,434 --> 00:49:19,045 Awesome. 719 00:49:19,086 --> 00:49:21,334 there's a lot of seats, so I'll be over there. 720 00:49:21,802 --> 00:49:22,591 Okay. 721 00:49:22,616 --> 00:49:25,381 - Parker. - No, I'm coming. I'm... 722 00:49:25,959 --> 00:49:27,123 Hey, I gotta go. 723 00:49:27,502 --> 00:49:30,145 Umm, could you just tell MJ that I'm sick or something? 724 00:49:30,170 --> 00:49:31,924 Okay. Be careful. 725 00:49:31,949 --> 00:49:36,041 And Peter, whatever you do, please steer the monster away from the opera house. 726 00:49:36,580 --> 00:49:37,611 Yeah, Ned. I know. 727 00:49:37,963 --> 00:49:39,030 - Okay. - Okay? 728 00:49:39,682 --> 00:49:40,955 Gotta go. 729 00:49:55,605 --> 00:49:58,066 Parker! You better be on your way. 730 00:49:58,613 --> 00:49:59,777 Coming. 731 00:50:05,841 --> 00:50:08,434 Where do you think she's going? Do you think she's going to the carnival? 732 00:50:08,497 --> 00:50:11,653 We should go, too. Yes, we should go. Come on, let's go. 733 00:50:12,075 --> 00:50:13,270 Come on! 734 00:50:28,755 --> 00:50:31,278 All right. I'm in position. 735 00:50:31,592 --> 00:50:35,114 As soon as I see something bad, I'll let you know. 736 00:50:35,162 --> 00:50:37,176 - Roger that. - How's the suit? 737 00:50:37,201 --> 00:50:39,576 The suit's great. It's awesome. 738 00:50:39,943 --> 00:50:41,802 It's a little tight around the old web-shooter... 739 00:50:41,827 --> 00:50:43,982 - Parker! - Okay. I'll shut up. 740 00:50:44,046 --> 00:50:46,397 Oh, my God, Babe! Isn't this beautiful? 741 00:50:46,413 --> 00:50:48,842 Yeah. It's real... Real beautiful, Babe... 742 00:50:48,905 --> 00:50:51,037 - What's wrong? - Uh, you know, 743 00:50:51,096 --> 00:50:54,221 honestly, I just... I don't do well with big crowds, so... 744 00:50:54,252 --> 00:50:57,814 - Maybe we should... - I have the perfect thing. Come on. 745 00:51:06,389 --> 00:51:09,084 Don't worry, Babe. We'll get away from the crowds, get 746 00:51:09,109 --> 00:51:12,279 some fresh air. You'll feel a thousand times better. 747 00:51:17,303 --> 00:51:19,873 - Energy spiking. - We have seismic activity. 748 00:51:31,241 --> 00:51:34,084 Okay, he's here. Beck, are you ready? You know what to do. 749 00:51:34,170 --> 00:51:36,123 On your lead, Spider-Man. 750 00:51:41,740 --> 00:51:44,919 No, come back! Come back and help us! 751 00:51:51,156 --> 00:51:52,867 You're up, kid. 752 00:52:05,165 --> 00:52:07,017 Wait, wait, wait. Is that... 753 00:52:07,042 --> 00:52:08,720 Do you think that's Spider-Man? 754 00:52:09,330 --> 00:52:11,538 No, no, no. It's like a European rip-off version of him. I 755 00:52:11,563 --> 00:52:13,892 was actually reading about him the other day, it's not him. 756 00:52:27,007 --> 00:52:30,039 No, Beck! He's got the carousel, he's getting bigger! 757 00:52:31,008 --> 00:52:33,203 What's, what's his name? What's his name? 758 00:52:33,219 --> 00:52:35,164 - Night, Night-Monkey! - Night-Monkey? 759 00:52:35,203 --> 00:52:37,413 - Yeah. Yeah... - Night-Monkey! 760 00:52:37,430 --> 00:52:40,263 - Night Monkey, help! Save us! - Night-Monkey... 761 00:52:40,288 --> 00:52:42,600 - What? Oh, no. - Night-Monkey, we're stuck! 762 00:52:42,647 --> 00:52:44,147 Help us! Help! 763 00:52:58,743 --> 00:53:00,102 Are you okay? 764 00:53:03,665 --> 00:53:04,649 Go to Plan B? 765 00:53:04,674 --> 00:53:07,321 Yeah, we gotta hit him with something he can't absorb. 766 00:53:07,360 --> 00:53:09,016 I go left, you go right. 767 00:53:09,070 --> 00:53:10,070 Now! 768 00:53:25,957 --> 00:53:27,551 Okay, go now! 769 00:53:31,137 --> 00:53:33,527 That hurt him. Keep it coming. 770 00:53:41,161 --> 00:53:44,395 - Spider-Man, keep your distance. - I'm trying! 771 00:53:44,911 --> 00:53:46,942 We can't let him get near the ferris wheel! 772 00:53:46,967 --> 00:53:48,567 Okay. I'm on it! 773 00:54:11,411 --> 00:54:13,512 Whoa, what's that? 774 00:54:42,905 --> 00:54:46,051 That's it! Nice, nice. You got him! 775 00:54:52,353 --> 00:54:54,267 No, no, no. 776 00:55:00,404 --> 00:55:01,818 It's too late. 777 00:55:03,068 --> 00:55:04,342 Whatever happens... 778 00:55:05,011 --> 00:55:06,443 I'm glad we met. 779 00:55:06,943 --> 00:55:09,021 Beck, what are you doing? 780 00:55:09,739 --> 00:55:12,067 What I should've done last time. 781 00:55:17,079 --> 00:55:19,094 Beck! Don't do it! 782 00:55:22,884 --> 00:55:23,884 Beck! 783 00:55:44,276 --> 00:55:45,494 Mr. Beck? 784 00:55:48,565 --> 00:55:50,119 Oh, thank God. 785 00:55:58,759 --> 00:56:02,453 I would totally kiss you, but I think I just threw up in my mouth a little. 786 00:56:05,866 --> 00:56:07,772 I might have a mint... 787 00:56:09,462 --> 00:56:12,032 - So, it's over? - That was the last of them. 788 00:56:12,303 --> 00:56:15,185 But not the last threat we'll ever face. 789 00:56:15,576 --> 00:56:18,834 We need to stay vigilant. 790 00:56:19,287 --> 00:56:22,045 There's a void in this world for someone like you. 791 00:56:22,070 --> 00:56:25,506 Hill and I are going to Europol headquarters in Berlin tomorrow. 792 00:56:25,599 --> 00:56:27,695 You should join us. 793 00:56:28,927 --> 00:56:31,981 Thank you. I just might take you up on that. 794 00:56:42,219 --> 00:56:44,016 You got gifts, Parker. 795 00:56:44,188 --> 00:56:46,094 - But you didn't wanna be here. - Mr. Fury, I... 796 00:56:46,125 --> 00:56:48,898 I'd love to have you in Berlin, too. 797 00:56:49,852 --> 00:56:54,185 But you've got to decide whether you're going to step up, or not. 798 00:56:54,565 --> 00:56:58,119 Stark chose you. He made you an Avenger. 799 00:56:58,870 --> 00:57:00,143 I need that. 800 00:57:01,018 --> 00:57:03,518 The world needs that. 801 00:57:03,936 --> 00:57:06,100 Maybe Stark was wrong. 802 00:57:08,992 --> 00:57:10,240 Was he? 803 00:57:12,238 --> 00:57:13,867 The choice is yours. 804 00:57:28,367 --> 00:57:29,804 Let's get a drink. 805 00:57:33,008 --> 00:57:34,906 I'm not 21. 806 00:57:41,662 --> 00:57:42,662 Hey. 807 00:57:45,431 --> 00:57:48,060 We gotta celebrate. You did something good tonight. 808 00:57:50,407 --> 00:57:51,743 Fury was right. 809 00:57:52,419 --> 00:57:54,294 Tony did a lot for me, so... 810 00:57:54,904 --> 00:57:57,388 I owe it to him, to everybody... 811 00:57:57,938 --> 00:58:01,263 - Do you? - Yeah. I mean... 812 00:58:03,034 --> 00:58:07,370 Mr. Stark, gave me a chance to be more. He wanted me to be better than him. 813 00:58:07,538 --> 00:58:09,178 And Fury just wants me to live up to that. 814 00:58:09,203 --> 00:58:10,897 What do you want, Peter? 815 00:58:11,162 --> 00:58:13,475 - What do you mean? - What do you want? 816 00:58:15,210 --> 00:58:16,451 I don't know. 817 00:58:16,476 --> 00:58:18,692 What do you want? You, Peter Parker, now. I know you're thinking about it... 818 00:58:18,717 --> 00:58:20,835 I wanna go on my trip. Right? 819 00:58:20,867 --> 00:58:23,345 I wanna go back on my trip, with my friends. 820 00:58:23,370 --> 00:58:25,924 And, go to the top of the Eiffel tower, 821 00:58:26,369 --> 00:58:29,971 with the girl who I really like, and tell her how I feel, and... 822 00:58:31,481 --> 00:58:33,290 Give her a kiss. 823 00:58:33,662 --> 00:58:34,988 Shut up, man. 824 00:58:35,636 --> 00:58:37,768 - You're not gonna do that, are ya? - No, I can't. 825 00:58:37,793 --> 00:58:41,432 - Why not? - Because I have too much responsiblity. 826 00:58:43,082 --> 00:58:44,627 Oh, my God. Thank you so much. 827 00:58:44,652 --> 00:58:46,011 What are those? Are those the... 828 00:58:46,036 --> 00:58:48,589 - EDITH glasses, yeah. - It was on the floor? 829 00:58:49,488 --> 00:58:50,823 Try them on. Let's see what they look like. 830 00:58:50,845 --> 00:58:52,196 - Yeah? - Yeah. 831 00:58:55,486 --> 00:58:57,353 I actually really like them. 832 00:58:57,536 --> 00:59:00,240 - Can I be completely honest with you? - Please. 833 00:59:00,271 --> 00:59:03,443 - You look really stupid. - Oh. 834 00:59:03,661 --> 00:59:05,996 But maybe have a contact lens version of them. 835 00:59:06,035 --> 00:59:08,167 - You try them on. - No. Come on. 836 00:59:08,254 --> 00:59:09,629 - Try them on. - I don't want... 837 00:59:09,654 --> 00:59:11,942 - I don't wanna try them on. - Try them on. 838 00:59:18,782 --> 00:59:20,315 What do you think, kid? 839 00:59:25,142 --> 00:59:27,485 "The next Tony Stark, I trust you." 840 00:59:28,502 --> 00:59:30,805 "For the next Tony Stark, I trust you." 841 00:59:30,853 --> 00:59:31,853 What? 842 00:59:32,408 --> 00:59:34,118 Mr. Stark left me a message with those glasses. 843 00:59:34,143 --> 00:59:36,313 "For the next Tony Stark, I trust you." 844 00:59:36,345 --> 00:59:39,001 I'm still not following. How many lemonades have you had? 845 00:59:39,054 --> 00:59:40,913 He knew every mistake I ever made, okay? 846 00:59:40,938 --> 00:59:43,675 So he must have known that I was not ready for something like this. 847 00:59:43,700 --> 00:59:44,933 Why would he give it to you? 848 00:59:44,958 --> 00:59:48,340 Because maybe he didn't trust me to have EDITH, he just trusted me to pick who should. 849 00:59:48,802 --> 00:59:51,098 It makes so much more sense. He always knew I would do what's right, 850 00:59:51,123 --> 00:59:54,839 and he's not gonna give them to Fury, because Fury would just give himself EDITH. 851 00:59:54,864 --> 00:59:56,216 You're probably right about that. 852 00:59:56,247 --> 00:59:59,180 Right. So, the world needs the next Iron Man, 853 00:59:59,558 --> 01:00:01,745 and it's not gonna be me. I mean I'm a 16-year 854 01:00:01,770 --> 01:00:04,073 old kid from Queens. It needs to be an adult, 855 01:00:04,105 --> 01:00:07,823 with some experience, and that's good like Tony Stark, like you. 856 01:00:08,644 --> 01:00:10,378 No, Peter. Come on. 857 01:00:11,138 --> 01:00:12,138 No. 858 01:00:14,067 --> 01:00:15,473 - EDITH? - Hello, Peter. 859 01:00:15,497 --> 01:00:17,395 Hi. Yeah, umm... 860 01:00:18,073 --> 01:00:21,244 I'd like to transfer your control over to Quentin Beck. 861 01:00:21,269 --> 01:00:23,712 - Peter, what are you doing? - Doing the right thing. 862 01:00:23,737 --> 01:00:26,478 Any transfer will require confirmation. 863 01:00:26,503 --> 01:00:27,783 Stark gave you the glasses. 864 01:00:27,808 --> 01:00:30,534 Stark gave me a choice. It's my choice to make, okay? 865 01:00:30,559 --> 01:00:33,112 And I'm gonna make it. Look, you're a soldier, a leader, you 866 01:00:33,137 --> 01:00:36,831 stopped the Elementals. You saved my life, you saved the world. Okay? 867 01:00:37,159 --> 01:00:40,237 - He'd want you to have them. - Waiting for confirmation. 868 01:00:40,262 --> 01:00:41,346 Confirm. 869 01:00:45,311 --> 01:00:47,046 Welcome to the Avengers. 870 01:00:55,278 --> 01:00:56,926 They look good on you. 871 01:00:57,989 --> 01:01:00,676 Thank you. It's an honor. 872 01:01:01,208 --> 01:01:02,208 Yeah. 873 01:01:03,630 --> 01:01:05,739 Mr. Stark would've really liked you. 874 01:01:07,083 --> 01:01:09,822 - Where are you headed? - I'm gonna go find MJ. 875 01:01:09,847 --> 01:01:13,776 Good luck, kid. I give you about a 50/50 chance. You're pretty awkward, so... 876 01:01:14,638 --> 01:01:15,638 Yeah. 877 01:01:16,198 --> 01:01:18,425 - See you later, man. - See ya. 878 01:01:50,421 --> 01:01:52,843 See? That wasn't so hard. 879 01:01:54,103 --> 01:01:57,210 Somebody get this stupid costume off me! 880 01:02:04,739 --> 01:02:07,293 Okay, we got EDITH. Get these connected to our system. 881 01:02:07,496 --> 01:02:09,972 - Toast! Toast! - Toast! Toast! 882 01:02:10,021 --> 01:02:13,160 Now, this is a big win, but we still got a lot of work to do. 883 01:02:16,457 --> 01:02:18,496 Okay, toasts! 884 01:02:18,754 --> 01:02:20,285 Give me that, Doug! 885 01:02:20,621 --> 01:02:24,238 To the man who brought us all together, our former boss, Tony Stark. 886 01:02:24,254 --> 01:02:25,496 Boo! 887 01:02:25,706 --> 01:02:27,236 The jester king. 888 01:02:27,345 --> 01:02:34,260 Literally wrapped, in wealth and technology that he was unfit to wield. 889 01:02:34,285 --> 01:02:37,761 Like the holographic system I designed. A revolutionary breakthrough, 890 01:15:42,236 --> 01:02:42,158 with limitless applications, that Tony turned into a self-therapy machine, and renamed... 891 01:02:42,183 --> 01:02:46,464 Binarily Augmented Retro-Framing, or BARF... 892 01:02:48,871 --> 01:02:53,238 611 million dollars, for my little therapeutic experiment? 893 01:02:54,418 --> 01:02:57,081 He renamed my life's work, BARF. 894 01:02:57,648 --> 01:03:01,976 I told him that it was a mistake. That my technology can change the world. 895 01:03:02,868 --> 01:03:04,453 And then... 896 01:03:04,993 --> 01:03:06,883 He fired me. 897 01:03:07,438 --> 01:03:11,868 Said I was... unstable. 898 01:03:13,238 --> 01:03:15,722 - To Tony! - To Tony! 899 01:03:16,902 --> 01:03:18,448 Next, to William. 900 01:03:19,768 --> 01:03:25,823 Tony Stark was able to build this in a cave! With a box of scraps! 901 01:03:26,199 --> 01:03:30,378 The integration of my illusion tech, with your weaponized drones, was brilliant. 902 01:03:30,402 --> 01:03:33,105 Powerful illusions, real damage, worked like a charm. 903 01:03:33,130 --> 01:03:35,363 - And it's just the beginning. - Thank you, brother. 904 01:03:35,558 --> 01:03:37,698 - To Guterman. - To Guterman! 905 01:03:37,768 --> 01:03:40,185 The story you created of a soldier from another earth 906 01:03:40,210 --> 01:03:43,920 named Quentin fighting space monsters in Europe, is totally ridiculous! 907 01:03:43,983 --> 01:03:46,630 And apparently exactly the kind of thing people will believe right now. 908 01:03:46,655 --> 01:03:48,928 I mean, everybody bought it. 909 01:03:50,132 --> 01:03:52,248 - To Victoria. - To Victoria! 910 01:03:52,272 --> 01:03:54,701 Staging electromagnetic pulses at each attack sites with 911 01:03:54,726 --> 01:03:58,546 Fury's own satellites would confirm our lies? Inspired idea. 912 01:03:58,617 --> 01:04:00,530 - To Janice! - Janice! 913 01:04:00,639 --> 01:04:02,866 After Tony died, she was the one who discovered 914 01:04:02,891 --> 01:04:05,435 that EDITH was being handed over not to us, 915 01:04:05,467 --> 01:04:08,334 not to the Defense Department, but to a child. 916 01:04:08,382 --> 01:04:09,967 - Thank you! - To Janice! 917 01:04:10,077 --> 01:04:12,803 To the rest of you, Tony Stark is gone. 918 01:04:12,828 --> 01:04:16,062 There is a window of opportunity and someone will step up. 919 01:04:16,162 --> 01:04:18,137 But these days, you can be the smartest guy in 920 01:04:18,162 --> 01:04:20,951 the room, the most qualified, and no one cares. 921 01:04:21,060 --> 01:04:23,018 Unless you're flying around with a cape, or shooting 922 01:04:23,044 --> 01:04:27,193 lasers from your hands, no one will even listen. 923 01:04:29,200 --> 01:04:33,067 Well, I've got a cape. And lasers. 924 01:04:33,661 --> 01:04:35,839 With our technology, and with EDITH, 925 01:04:35,864 --> 01:04:40,934 Mysterio will be, the greatest hero on Earth. 926 01:04:41,997 --> 01:04:45,043 And everyone, will listen. 927 01:04:46,466 --> 01:04:50,582 - Not to a, boozey man-child. - No! 928 01:04:51,106 --> 01:04:54,793 - Not, to a hormonal teenager. - No! 929 01:04:55,996 --> 01:05:00,284 To me! And, to my very wealthy crew. 930 01:05:00,739 --> 01:05:02,325 - To us. - To us! 931 01:05:02,628 --> 01:05:05,793 - To Mysterio! - To Mysterio! 932 01:05:05,872 --> 01:05:08,862 - To Peter Parker. - To Peter Parker! 933 01:05:09,879 --> 01:05:11,168 Poor kid. 934 01:05:12,605 --> 01:05:14,457 Let's get to work. 935 01:05:18,100 --> 01:05:20,043 - Peter! - Oh, my God! 936 01:05:20,068 --> 01:05:22,654 - We almost died! - It's fine. It's fine. 937 01:05:22,702 --> 01:05:24,592 Hey, guess what. I'm done with the mission. 938 01:05:24,617 --> 01:05:26,710 - Dude, the trip's over. - What? 939 01:05:26,735 --> 01:05:28,359 There's monsters coming out of the ground everywhere 940 01:05:28,384 --> 01:05:30,289 we go. Of course our parents would want us home. 941 01:05:30,297 --> 01:05:33,601 Please, don't put me on hold. Oh, Peter! You're not dead! 942 01:05:33,609 --> 01:05:36,210 Oh, my God. Yes. Good, stay here. Don't die. 943 01:05:36,235 --> 01:05:38,642 Put some clothes on. We're booking flights. 944 01:05:38,667 --> 01:05:42,885 Speaking for science, we're leaving because of witches. Welcome to the new dark ages. 945 01:05:44,741 --> 01:05:47,295 - What's going on, dude? - We're going home in the morning. 946 01:05:47,320 --> 01:05:49,517 No. No, no, no. All the Elementals are gone. 947 01:05:49,542 --> 01:05:50,273 Ned? 948 01:05:50,390 --> 01:05:51,875 Coming, sweetie. 949 01:05:51,938 --> 01:05:54,945 Can you guys keep it down? I'm livestreaming. 950 01:05:57,638 --> 01:05:58,638 Hey. 951 01:05:59,497 --> 01:06:00,380 Hey. 952 01:06:00,405 --> 01:06:03,913 - Where were you? - Um.. I got lost... 953 01:06:03,938 --> 01:06:06,031 They were worried about you. 954 01:06:06,320 --> 01:06:09,234 - Good thing you're back. - Yeah. 955 01:06:09,648 --> 01:06:12,382 - So much for Paris, right? - It would've been fun. 956 01:06:12,437 --> 01:06:13,218 Yeah... 957 01:06:13,562 --> 01:06:15,147 - 'Night. - 'Night. 958 01:06:16,703 --> 01:06:18,374 You look ni... 959 01:06:28,353 --> 01:06:29,744 - Hey. - Hey. 960 01:06:30,108 --> 01:06:32,131 Uh... Look, um... 961 01:06:32,737 --> 01:06:35,437 I'm not ready for this trip to be over yet, and 962 01:06:35,462 --> 01:06:38,456 I kinda wanna do something fun, that's not on 963 01:06:38,481 --> 01:06:41,250 the itinerary or planned, or with Mr. Harrington... 964 01:06:41,262 --> 01:06:42,566 Yes. 965 01:06:43,371 --> 01:06:45,763 Yes, like, you wanna go? 966 01:06:45,793 --> 01:06:46,919 Yes. 967 01:06:48,071 --> 01:06:50,787 Okay. Awesome. I'll see you outside in ten minutes? 968 01:06:50,834 --> 01:06:52,967 Meet me outside in five minutes. 969 01:06:53,597 --> 01:06:55,144 - Five is good. - Okay. 970 01:06:55,168 --> 01:06:56,652 - Okay, bye. - Bye. 971 01:07:12,522 --> 01:07:13,522 - Hey. - Hey. 972 01:07:13,547 --> 01:07:16,328 - So, where do you wanna go? - Who cares? 973 01:07:16,468 --> 01:07:17,289 - Awesome. - Okay. 974 01:07:17,314 --> 01:07:18,314 Let's go. 975 01:07:24,585 --> 01:07:27,208 - I'm glad we're doing this. - Yeah. Me, too. 976 01:07:27,233 --> 01:07:29,624 Just see the city a little bit. 977 01:07:29,733 --> 01:07:32,661 You know they used to execute people? On this bridge? 978 01:07:32,686 --> 01:07:36,287 They were like... in a basket and they would drown in the water. 979 01:07:38,600 --> 01:07:41,342 - Sorry. - It's okay. 980 01:07:41,983 --> 01:07:42,983 Uhh... 981 01:07:43,959 --> 01:07:49,881 Look, there was this thing that I've been wanting to talk to you about for... a while. 982 01:07:51,107 --> 01:07:52,107 Yeah? 983 01:07:53,704 --> 01:07:57,555 It's our last night in Europe, and I had this plan that I wanted to... 984 01:07:57,930 --> 01:08:01,273 tell you... I'm just gonna, I'm just gonna tell you... 985 01:08:03,203 --> 01:08:05,960 - MJ, I... - ... am Spider-Man. 986 01:08:06,984 --> 01:08:07,764 What? 987 01:08:07,789 --> 01:08:10,390 I just figured you were gonna say that you're Spider-Man. 988 01:08:11,264 --> 01:08:12,264 No. 989 01:08:13,169 --> 01:08:14,512 I'm not Spider-Man. 990 01:08:14,677 --> 01:08:20,020 I mean, I've been watching you for like, a while now. It's... kind of obvious. 991 01:08:20,974 --> 01:08:24,403 I'm not Spider-Man. I mean, what would make you think that I was Spider-Man? 992 01:08:24,520 --> 01:08:26,637 - Peter, Washington? - Yeah? 993 01:08:26,706 --> 01:08:30,505 The fact that you like, disappear? Out of nowhere? For no reason? 994 01:08:30,574 --> 01:08:32,269 No, that was, I was sick. Remember? 995 01:08:32,294 --> 01:08:33,232 I had my... the tummy? 996 01:08:33,257 --> 01:08:35,225 You know Suzan Yang thinks that you're a male escort? 997 01:08:35,272 --> 01:08:37,231 What? No, of course I'm not a male escort. 998 01:08:37,256 --> 01:08:40,775 - Well then, you're Spider-Man. - No, I'm not Spider-Man. At all. 999 01:08:40,800 --> 01:08:43,940 Well, what about tonight? When you snuck off and fought that thing, I saw you. 1000 01:08:43,979 --> 01:08:46,494 You can't have seen me because I'm not Spider-Man. 1001 01:08:46,534 --> 01:08:49,278 And also, on the news, it was the Night-Monkey. 1002 01:08:49,303 --> 01:08:52,393 - The Night-Monkey? - Yeah. That's what it said on the news. 1003 01:08:52,671 --> 01:08:55,327 And the news, never lies. 1004 01:08:56,199 --> 01:08:57,902 Night-Monkey. Okay. 1005 01:08:58,331 --> 01:08:59,854 What are you doing? 1006 01:09:01,080 --> 01:09:04,619 Well, do the Night-Monkey and Spider-Man use the same webs? 1007 01:09:05,538 --> 01:09:07,178 I mean, maybe. 1008 01:09:07,389 --> 01:09:09,834 Maybe he's a Spider-Monkey. Who knows? 1009 01:09:14,085 --> 01:09:17,420 Were you only watching me because you thought I was Spider-Man? 1010 01:09:20,055 --> 01:09:21,055 Yeah. 1011 01:09:22,303 --> 01:09:24,438 Why else would I be watching you? 1012 01:09:26,129 --> 01:09:27,762 Doesn't matter. 1013 01:09:28,262 --> 01:09:29,848 Just thought that maybe... 1014 01:09:35,031 --> 01:09:36,962 The hell was that? 1015 01:09:38,243 --> 01:09:39,977 I don't know. 1016 01:09:50,566 --> 01:09:53,441 What is it, like some kind of projector or something? 1017 01:09:53,466 --> 01:09:56,987 Yeah, but it's really advanced. 1018 01:09:57,034 --> 01:09:59,799 It... It looked so real... 1019 01:10:00,173 --> 01:10:02,025 Yeah, really real. 1020 01:10:02,454 --> 01:10:05,610 - Wait a minute, does that mean that... - The Elementals are fake? 1021 01:10:06,265 --> 01:10:08,890 That doesn't make any sense, because we were there, right? 1022 01:10:09,171 --> 01:10:12,163 There was fire, and destruction, and... 1023 01:10:13,866 --> 01:10:16,066 Who would do something like that? 1024 01:10:25,131 --> 01:10:26,857 Mysterio? 1025 01:10:31,164 --> 01:10:33,125 I am Spider-Man... 1026 01:10:33,635 --> 01:10:35,071 And I really messed up. 1027 01:10:35,118 --> 01:10:37,585 Wait, you're being serious right now? 1028 01:10:37,945 --> 01:10:40,509 You're not joking with me? Like you're 100% serious? Because it's not funny. 1029 01:10:40,534 --> 01:10:43,946 - No. I'm not joking. - Because I was only like 67% sure. 1030 01:10:43,978 --> 01:10:45,813 - MJ... - So, why are you here? 1031 01:10:45,829 --> 01:10:47,011 Why are you on this school trip? 1032 01:10:47,036 --> 01:10:48,791 MJ, look, I know you have a lot of questions. 1033 01:10:48,816 --> 01:10:50,501 But look, we really have to get out of here, okay? 1034 01:10:50,564 --> 01:10:52,102 Okay. Okay. 1035 01:10:52,728 --> 01:10:54,798 I can't believe I figured it out! 1036 01:10:56,001 --> 01:10:58,055 You took everything from me! 1037 01:10:58,869 --> 01:11:00,517 This is for my family. 1038 01:11:07,341 --> 01:11:08,341 Pause. 1039 01:11:10,388 --> 01:11:11,388 Pause? 1040 01:11:12,536 --> 01:11:13,536 Sorry. 1041 01:11:13,947 --> 01:11:16,452 Yeah, uhh, can you just fast-forward to the end? 1042 01:11:16,477 --> 01:11:17,861 Yeah. Standby. 1043 01:11:22,117 --> 01:11:24,913 Right. Fly, fly, fly... Zap, zap, zap... 1044 01:11:25,265 --> 01:11:26,265 Pause. 1045 01:11:26,539 --> 01:11:28,640 I'm not in love with this choreography but it'll do. 1046 01:11:28,665 --> 01:11:31,758 Kill image. Decloak drones. 1047 01:11:33,566 --> 01:11:34,980 Right, weapons? 1048 01:11:35,005 --> 01:11:37,050 - You wanna weaponize them? - Yup. 1049 01:11:37,091 --> 01:11:38,825 Weapons only. Standby. 1050 01:11:47,850 --> 01:11:48,850 Nice. 1051 01:11:49,123 --> 01:11:50,529 Stop. 1052 01:11:51,407 --> 01:11:53,778 Something... I don't know what it is. It's something... 1053 01:11:53,803 --> 01:11:55,631 Just... you know what? 1054 01:11:56,366 --> 01:11:58,580 Double the damage. And then run it again. 1055 01:11:58,605 --> 01:11:59,948 You want me to double it up? 1056 01:11:59,972 --> 01:12:02,815 - Yeah. - Alright. Cover your ears. 1057 01:12:12,341 --> 01:12:14,239 Good. That's good. 1058 01:12:14,755 --> 01:12:16,660 - We're on schedule? - Oh, yeah. 1059 01:12:16,685 --> 01:12:18,958 Uploading software hack to EDITH network, 1060 01:12:18,998 --> 01:12:22,748 where drones will be able to create an event big enough to cover an entire city. 1061 01:12:22,773 --> 01:12:26,343 Right, well done. Make sure every drone is weapons hot. We need maximum damage. 1062 01:12:26,400 --> 01:12:28,420 That's gonna cause a lot of casualties. 1063 01:12:28,445 --> 01:12:30,562 Oh, yeah. More casualties, more coverage. 1064 01:12:30,604 --> 01:12:32,659 I gotta cut through the static. London is a beautiful 1065 01:12:32,684 --> 01:12:34,629 city and it will suffer but they can rebuild. 1066 01:12:34,737 --> 01:12:37,127 If I'm gonna be the next Iron Man, I need to 1067 01:12:37,152 --> 01:12:39,753 save the world from an Avengers-level threat. 1068 01:12:40,706 --> 01:12:46,698 But, when its new saviour descends, all those casualties will be forgotten. 1069 01:12:47,229 --> 01:12:50,487 Janice, you'll be in position with a quick change armor. For the victory lap. 1070 01:12:50,570 --> 01:12:53,127 - Of course. Do you want to try... - No, no. That's... 1071 01:12:53,152 --> 01:12:55,705 What's going on with my hand? Why is that happening? 1072 01:12:55,730 --> 01:12:57,761 Oh, one of the drones that came back from the 1073 01:12:57,786 --> 01:13:00,192 plaza was missing a projector. It's fine. 1074 01:13:00,574 --> 01:13:03,637 Wait, and you're... You're telling me this, now? 1075 01:13:03,937 --> 01:13:07,171 It's one drone. The image will be perfect, I promise. 1076 01:13:07,196 --> 01:13:09,093 That projector is evidence. It's going to tell 1077 01:13:09,118 --> 01:13:11,093 people what we're doing and how we're doing it. 1078 01:13:11,890 --> 01:13:15,390 I am trying, to fool seven billion people here, including Nick Fury, 1079 01:13:15,415 --> 01:13:19,032 who happens to be the most paranoid and most dangerous person on the planet. 1080 01:13:19,057 --> 01:13:22,149 And if he catches on before I've killed him, then he will put a bullet in my head. 1081 01:13:22,189 --> 01:13:24,884 And nobody wants a bullet in their head. Right? 1082 01:13:27,001 --> 01:13:28,196 Right? 1083 01:13:30,329 --> 01:13:32,196 William, can you look at me? 1084 01:13:34,348 --> 01:13:35,649 Pull up EDITH. 1085 01:13:37,590 --> 01:13:39,243 - Hello, Quentin. - Yeah. Hi, honey. 1086 01:13:39,268 --> 01:13:42,385 I need a level 5 search full resource protocol for this device. 1087 01:13:42,526 --> 01:13:44,025 Magnifying... 1088 01:13:45,026 --> 01:13:48,135 There. Search everything going in and out of that building. 1089 01:13:48,345 --> 01:13:49,572 Located. 1090 01:13:51,072 --> 01:13:52,228 Shit. 1091 01:13:55,269 --> 01:14:00,104 You know William, one day, after I've had to kill Peter Parker because of this... 1092 01:14:00,136 --> 01:14:04,261 I hope you remember, that his blood, is on your hands! 1093 01:14:07,611 --> 01:14:10,847 I can't believe I gave Beck those glasses. I mean, how can I be so stupid? 1094 01:14:10,872 --> 01:14:14,282 He's probably spying on me right now or sending a drone to come and kill me. 1095 01:14:14,604 --> 01:14:17,174 You had access to killer drones? 1096 01:14:17,199 --> 01:14:20,409 Yeah, I didn't really want them especially after I almost killed Brad. 1097 01:14:20,762 --> 01:14:23,118 - You almost killed Brad? - Look... 1098 01:14:23,143 --> 01:14:26,152 I have to call Mr. Fury and tell him that Beck's a fraud, but... 1099 01:14:26,387 --> 01:14:28,847 - I think he tapped my phone number. - Okay, so what are you gonna do? 1100 01:14:29,637 --> 01:14:32,504 I need my suit, and I have to go to Berlin, 1101 01:14:32,520 --> 01:14:34,879 and talk to Mr. Fury in person. 1102 01:14:59,578 --> 01:15:00,937 Oh, Ned. Perfect. 1103 01:15:01,500 --> 01:15:03,437 The costume looks great! For... 1104 01:15:04,163 --> 01:15:08,187 For the costume party, at the princess castle... 1105 01:15:08,219 --> 01:15:09,686 She knows. I told her. 1106 01:15:10,273 --> 01:15:12,336 He didn't tell me. I figured it out. 1107 01:15:13,250 --> 01:15:14,250 Oh. 1108 01:15:14,539 --> 01:15:17,206 - That's cool. - Like, a long time ago. 1109 01:15:18,391 --> 01:15:20,576 Look, Mysterio was a fraud. 1110 01:15:20,601 --> 01:15:22,592 But he saved me and Betty's lives... 1111 01:15:22,617 --> 01:15:24,712 No, he's been faking the whole thing with illusion tech. 1112 01:15:24,737 --> 01:15:27,299 Yeah, he's using these, like, hologram projectors. 1113 01:15:27,354 --> 01:15:30,009 Whoa. That's... crazy. 1114 01:15:30,034 --> 01:15:30,955 Yeah... 1115 01:15:33,292 --> 01:15:36,377 So, you guys were like, working the case together, or what? 1116 01:15:36,402 --> 01:15:37,792 It's been mostly me. 1117 01:15:38,245 --> 01:15:40,572 Look, Ned, I need you to call May, get her to call Mr. Harrington, 1118 01:15:40,597 --> 01:15:43,580 say that she wanted me to stay with family in Berlin until this all blows over. Okay? 1119 01:15:43,628 --> 01:15:44,946 Got it. Easy. 1120 01:15:44,971 --> 01:15:47,283 Wow. You guys lie with such ease. 1121 01:15:47,901 --> 01:15:48,901 Gotta go. 1122 01:15:49,302 --> 01:15:51,435 Wait, wait, wait... the projector. 1123 01:15:51,455 --> 01:15:52,989 You're gonna need this. 1124 01:15:53,839 --> 01:15:57,041 Don't tell anyone about this, okay? Anyone who knows is in danger. 1125 01:16:05,203 --> 01:16:06,758 So, you know, too. 1126 01:16:07,201 --> 01:16:08,904 It's cool. Um...I mean, I've known first and 1127 01:16:08,929 --> 01:16:11,883 I've known longer, but it's not a competition. 1128 01:16:32,691 --> 01:16:35,433 - Excuse me, do you know where... - Night-Monkey! 1129 01:16:35,458 --> 01:16:37,895 No, wait, I didn't... Oh, man. 1130 01:16:40,597 --> 01:16:41,948 Get in. 1131 01:16:48,321 --> 01:16:51,477 - Mr. Fury... - You've got a lot of explaining to do. 1132 01:16:51,502 --> 01:16:54,149 - No, no, no. Listen... - Wait until we're secure. 1133 01:16:54,439 --> 01:16:55,439 Okay. 1134 01:17:00,962 --> 01:17:01,962 Right. 1135 01:17:27,239 --> 01:17:28,239 So... 1136 01:17:28,930 --> 01:17:31,719 Is there anything you want to tell us about your girlfriend? 1137 01:17:31,774 --> 01:17:33,305 He's talking about EDITH. 1138 01:17:33,376 --> 01:17:36,342 Look, I know I made a mistake, and I'm sorry but he is not who you think he is. 1139 01:17:36,367 --> 01:17:39,213 Beck is a liar. Mysterio, the Elementals, it's all fake. 1140 01:17:39,238 --> 01:17:41,154 He has some sort of illusion tech, and that's how he 1141 01:17:41,179 --> 01:17:43,460 tricked you guys and he tricked me into giving him EDITH. 1142 01:17:44,224 --> 01:17:45,427 It's a projector. 1143 01:17:45,906 --> 01:17:47,863 I pulled it off the fire monster in Prague. 1144 01:17:47,888 --> 01:17:52,580 So all that death and destruction we witnessed was created by this? 1145 01:17:52,605 --> 01:17:55,213 No, not just this. I think he's using drones. 1146 01:17:55,238 --> 01:18:00,409 Well, if this is true then Beck's very dangerous and we need to be smart. 1147 01:18:00,434 --> 01:18:02,535 Who else did you tell about this? 1148 01:18:03,026 --> 01:18:05,222 Parker? Parker! 1149 01:18:05,571 --> 01:18:08,238 - What's wrong? - It's Beck. He's here. 1150 01:18:08,263 --> 01:18:09,263 What? 1151 01:18:09,399 --> 01:18:10,399 Hill? 1152 01:18:15,492 --> 01:18:16,734 No, it's just an ill... 1153 01:18:18,595 --> 01:18:19,595 Fury! 1154 01:18:24,673 --> 01:18:26,548 Wow, Peter. Wow. 1155 01:18:27,308 --> 01:18:28,908 I thought we were close. 1156 01:18:29,368 --> 01:18:32,430 Fury always had to die. But not you. 1157 01:18:32,907 --> 01:18:34,540 Stop hiding, Beck! 1158 01:18:36,611 --> 01:18:40,931 I tried to help you walk away. Now you're making me do this. 1159 01:18:45,558 --> 01:18:48,167 You told me, you were just a kid. 1160 01:18:49,386 --> 01:18:52,691 You told me, you wanted to run after that girl. 1161 01:18:52,716 --> 01:18:54,122 - Help me! - MJ! 1162 01:18:58,750 --> 01:19:00,608 Peter? What's going on? 1163 01:19:00,633 --> 01:19:03,320 - I know this isn't real. - Do you, though? 1164 01:19:04,680 --> 01:19:05,664 MJ! 1165 01:19:06,477 --> 01:19:07,477 MJ! 1166 01:19:10,664 --> 01:19:13,328 I don't think you know what's real, Peter. 1167 01:19:26,438 --> 01:19:28,023 You need to wake up! 1168 01:19:51,130 --> 01:19:53,076 I mean, look at yourself. 1169 01:20:03,228 --> 01:20:07,235 You, are just a scared little kid in a sweatsuit! 1170 01:20:08,876 --> 01:20:13,454 I created Mysterio to give the world someone to believe in. 1171 01:20:14,031 --> 01:20:18,243 I control the truth! Mysterio is the truth. 1172 01:20:41,838 --> 01:20:45,638 If you were good enough, maybe Tony would still be alive. 1173 01:20:58,298 --> 01:21:01,673 Deep down, you know I'm right. 1174 01:21:12,739 --> 01:21:14,785 You made your choice. 1175 01:21:15,153 --> 01:21:17,325 All you had to do was step aside. 1176 01:21:18,387 --> 01:21:21,082 And now, you ha -- 1177 01:21:33,072 --> 01:21:34,081 Fury! 1178 01:21:34,955 --> 01:21:39,822 Beck's people... We're trying to find everyone who could expose him. 1179 01:21:40,714 --> 01:21:43,752 Who'd you tell? I know you told someone. 1180 01:21:43,776 --> 01:21:44,776 - So, just tell me... - Okay... 1181 01:21:44,801 --> 01:21:47,629 Who did you tell? Who else did you tell? 1182 01:21:47,654 --> 01:21:51,902 Just Ned and MJ from my class, and maybe Ned told his girlfriend Betty, but that's it. 1183 01:21:53,442 --> 01:21:54,442 What? 1184 01:21:54,818 --> 01:21:58,209 - You... are so dumb. - What? 1185 01:21:58,256 --> 01:22:01,365 I mean, you're smart as a whip. Just a... 1186 01:22:01,734 --> 01:22:02,734 ... sucker. 1187 01:22:03,842 --> 01:22:05,771 Now all your friends have to die. 1188 01:22:10,457 --> 01:22:13,918 It's easy to fool people when they're already fooling themselves. 1189 01:22:19,267 --> 01:22:21,118 But for what it's worth, Peter... 1190 01:22:22,417 --> 01:22:24,079 I really am sorry. 1191 01:22:33,604 --> 01:22:34,760 - EDITH? - Yes, Quentin? 1192 01:22:34,785 --> 01:22:37,314 Access files to Peter Parker's class trip. 1193 01:22:38,423 --> 01:22:40,111 I need them to fly home from London. 1194 01:23:20,032 --> 01:23:21,032 Hi! 1195 01:23:22,094 --> 01:23:23,289 Where am I? 1196 01:23:23,671 --> 01:23:25,471 Municipal holding facility. 1197 01:23:25,723 --> 01:23:29,707 They said they found you unconscious at the train yard. Very dangerous. 1198 01:23:29,747 --> 01:23:32,879 We gave you the shirt because you seemed a bit cold. 1199 01:23:33,202 --> 01:23:34,202 Thanks. 1200 01:23:36,652 --> 01:23:37,902 You guys are nice. 1201 01:23:39,003 --> 01:23:40,855 You speak really good English. 1202 01:23:41,027 --> 01:23:42,827 Welcome to the Netherlands. 1203 01:23:43,606 --> 01:23:46,753 - I'm in the Netherlands right now? - Yup. 1204 01:23:49,773 --> 01:23:50,773 Guard? 1205 01:23:51,075 --> 01:23:53,465 The guard's on a break. Probably talking to his wife. 1206 01:23:53,468 --> 01:23:55,715 - Yeah. She's pregnant. - Oh, yeah? 1207 01:24:04,464 --> 01:24:05,464 Yeah. 1208 01:24:05,980 --> 01:24:06,980 Yeah. 1209 01:24:07,766 --> 01:24:09,878 Night-Monkey. Yeah. 1210 01:24:14,386 --> 01:24:15,838 You guys okay? 1211 01:24:28,053 --> 01:24:31,253 Excuse me, sir? Can I borrow your phone? 1212 01:24:33,218 --> 01:24:35,085 Everyone's so nice here. 1213 01:24:42,299 --> 01:24:43,299 Okay... 1214 01:24:45,088 --> 01:24:48,205 Pick up, pick up pick up... Hey. Hey! Uh... 1215 01:24:49,569 --> 01:24:52,169 I messed up. I need a... I need a ride. 1216 01:24:53,040 --> 01:24:55,173 Where am I? Uh... where am I, sir? 1217 01:24:59,506 --> 01:25:01,646 Hang on, could you say that into there? 1218 01:25:01,717 --> 01:25:02,717 Hi, it's... 1219 01:25:05,570 --> 01:25:06,968 No problem. 1220 01:25:07,734 --> 01:25:08,734 Thanks. 1221 01:25:09,249 --> 01:25:10,577 Did you get that? 1222 01:25:31,713 --> 01:25:34,300 Peter? Are you okay? 1223 01:25:34,404 --> 01:25:37,137 - Happy, is that you? - Is it me? Yeah, of course it's me! 1224 01:25:37,162 --> 01:25:38,341 Stop! 1225 01:25:39,068 --> 01:25:41,107 Tell me something only you would know. 1226 01:25:41,132 --> 01:25:42,913 Only I would know... 1227 01:25:43,919 --> 01:25:47,488 Remember when we went to Germany? You pay-per-viewed a video in your room? 1228 01:25:47,513 --> 01:25:49,251 They didn't list the titles, but I could tell by the price, 1229 01:25:49,276 --> 01:25:51,697 it was an adult film at the front desk and you didn't know how I knew? 1230 01:25:51,722 --> 01:25:54,260 Okay! Okay, fine. It's you. It's you, stop. 1231 01:25:57,141 --> 01:25:58,900 It's so good to see you. 1232 01:26:00,137 --> 01:26:02,910 Peter, you've got to tell me what the hell is going on here. 1233 01:26:03,673 --> 01:26:06,340 Okay. Hold still. Here we go. 1234 01:26:12,940 --> 01:26:13,940 Ouch. 1235 01:26:14,058 --> 01:26:15,741 I thought you had super-strength? 1236 01:26:15,766 --> 01:26:17,229 It still hurts. 1237 01:26:19,967 --> 01:26:21,904 All right, relax. 1238 01:26:23,584 --> 01:26:24,888 Just a few more... There we go. 1239 01:26:24,913 --> 01:26:26,283 - Oh, my God! - Relax! 1240 01:26:26,308 --> 01:26:30,084 Don't tell me to relax, Happy. How can I relax when I messed up so bad? 1241 01:26:30,991 --> 01:26:33,272 I trusted Beck. Right? 1242 01:26:33,585 --> 01:26:37,079 I thought he was my friend, so I gave him the only thing Mr. Stark left behind for me 1243 01:26:37,104 --> 01:26:39,742 and now he's gonna kill my friends and half of Europe, so please, 1244 01:26:39,767 --> 01:26:41,955 do not tell me to relax. 1245 01:26:44,216 --> 01:26:47,044 I'm sorry, Happy. I'm sorry. I shouldn't shout. 1246 01:26:49,902 --> 01:26:51,435 I just really miss him. 1247 01:26:52,410 --> 01:26:54,058 Yeah, I miss him, too. 1248 01:26:56,825 --> 01:26:58,481 Everywhere I go... 1249 01:26:59,568 --> 01:27:01,810 I see his face. And... 1250 01:27:02,278 --> 01:27:05,528 the whole world is asking who is gonna be the next Iron Man? 1251 01:27:08,372 --> 01:27:11,293 I don't know if that's me, Happy. I'm not Iron Man. 1252 01:27:13,635 --> 01:27:15,141 You're not Iron Man. 1253 01:27:16,133 --> 01:27:17,930 You're never gonna be Iron Man. 1254 01:27:19,834 --> 01:27:21,767 Nobody could live up to Tony. 1255 01:27:22,122 --> 01:27:23,505 Not even Tony. 1256 01:27:25,236 --> 01:27:28,493 Tony was my best friend. And he was a mess. 1257 01:27:28,717 --> 01:27:31,736 He second-guessed everything he did. He was all over the place. 1258 01:27:32,782 --> 01:27:36,180 The one thing that he did that he didn't second-guess was picking you. 1259 01:27:37,988 --> 01:27:40,777 I don't think Tony would've done what he did... 1260 01:27:41,496 --> 01:27:44,378 if he didn't know that you were gonna be here after he was gone. 1261 01:27:46,505 --> 01:27:50,887 Your friends are in trouble. You're all alone. The tech is missing. 1262 01:27:52,769 --> 01:27:54,836 What are you gonna do about it? 1263 01:27:59,876 --> 01:28:01,470 I'm gonna kick his ass. 1264 01:28:01,583 --> 01:28:04,180 No, I mean, right now. Specifically, what are we gonna do? 1265 01:28:04,205 --> 01:28:07,462 Because we've been hovering over a tulip field for the last fifteen minutes. 1266 01:28:07,486 --> 01:28:10,790 Right. I can't call my friends because he's tracking their phones... 1267 01:28:10,869 --> 01:28:12,840 - Give me your phone? - My cell phone? 1268 01:28:12,865 --> 01:28:15,215 - Yeah. - Okay. Here. 1269 01:28:15,260 --> 01:28:17,659 - What's your password? - "password". 1270 01:28:17,707 --> 01:28:18,954 No, what is your password? 1271 01:28:18,979 --> 01:28:20,815 Password. The word. Spell that. Password. 1272 01:28:20,840 --> 01:28:22,908 You're the head of security and your password is password? 1273 01:28:22,933 --> 01:28:24,205 I don't feel good about it either. 1274 01:28:24,231 --> 01:28:27,667 'Ello, guv'nor! Cup o' tea for you? I'mma be in London. 1275 01:28:27,692 --> 01:28:29,580 - They're in London. - London? Okay. 1276 01:28:29,605 --> 01:28:31,831 - Yeah, I need a suit! - Suit? 1277 01:28:53,227 --> 01:28:54,768 Okay... um... 1278 01:28:55,076 --> 01:28:57,616 Bring up everything you have on Spider-Man. 1279 01:29:04,719 --> 01:29:07,665 Yeah, open that. Okay. No, no, no. 1280 01:29:15,193 --> 01:29:17,131 - What? - Nothing. 1281 01:29:17,835 --> 01:29:20,616 You take care of the suit. I'll take care of the music. 1282 01:29:24,236 --> 01:29:26,064 Oh! I love Led Zeppelin! 1283 01:29:31,988 --> 01:29:34,521 Okay, can you pull up my web shooters? 1284 01:29:35,463 --> 01:29:39,027 Isolate the taser webs and reconfigure and boost the voltage to a 1285 01:29:39,052 --> 01:29:45,621 factor of 25%, and with complete manual control over detonation. 1286 01:29:48,469 --> 01:29:51,467 I thought Kree having sleeper cells was top-secret information? 1287 01:29:51,492 --> 01:29:54,562 Nick... satellites are picking up an E.M. pulse. 1288 01:29:54,609 --> 01:29:56,209 I thought that was over. 1289 01:29:56,234 --> 01:29:57,890 - It's the biggest one yet. - Where? 1290 01:29:58,240 --> 01:29:59,124 London. 1291 01:29:59,149 --> 01:30:02,654 Okay guys. The company set up a city tour, and then we'll grab a bite, 1292 01:30:02,679 --> 01:30:04,508 then head to the airport. 1293 01:30:06,903 --> 01:30:09,649 Is no one else gonna acknowledge how crazy this is? 1294 01:30:09,782 --> 01:30:13,508 I get it. There's been nothing scientific about this science tour at all. 1295 01:30:13,533 --> 01:30:15,077 No, no, no. I'm talking about Peter. 1296 01:30:15,102 --> 01:30:17,211 Has no one else here noticed how shady he is? 1297 01:30:17,236 --> 01:30:20,879 Because I saw him in the bathroom of a reststop with some woman in his underwear, 1298 01:30:20,904 --> 01:30:24,380 and he's always sneaking away. Like back at the opera? Huh? 1299 01:30:24,405 --> 01:30:27,951 And now what, he's suddenly off the trip? With his family in Berlin? 1300 01:30:27,976 --> 01:30:30,701 Is no one else here interested in the truth? 1301 01:30:31,812 --> 01:30:35,249 "The very concept of objective truth is fading out of the world." 1302 01:30:35,535 --> 01:30:37,865 George Orwell. Thank you, MJ. 1303 01:30:37,890 --> 01:30:41,209 Yeah, well. I mean, since Peter's not really here to tell his truth, 1304 01:30:41,234 --> 01:30:43,552 what about you, Brad? Why do you think it's cool 1305 01:30:43,577 --> 01:30:45,257 to take pictures of people in the bathroom? 1306 01:30:45,282 --> 01:30:46,943 Yeah, dude. What's that about? 1307 01:30:47,132 --> 01:30:49,483 No, no. It wasn't like that. It was... 1308 01:30:49,770 --> 01:30:50,770 I was trying to take... 1309 01:30:50,801 --> 01:30:55,878 Let's just put all this craziness behind us, and have a nice, peaceful afternoon. 1310 01:30:55,903 --> 01:30:58,410 "Sounds great, Mr. Harrington!", said the class. 1311 01:30:58,544 --> 01:30:59,544 Okay. 1312 01:31:00,488 --> 01:31:02,543 I'm gonna be a cool teacher right now... 1313 01:31:02,933 --> 01:31:05,606 You've got to stop doing that, okay? It is weird. 1314 01:31:05,838 --> 01:31:10,095 No more photos in the bathroom. Urinal or stalls. Okay? 1315 01:31:10,120 --> 01:31:12,525 - Look at this! - Mr. Harrington. Come on. 1316 01:31:12,550 --> 01:31:15,666 - We got a bus all to ourselves! - Nice to see you all. Come on. 1317 01:31:17,622 --> 01:31:18,622 Thank you. 1318 01:31:20,309 --> 01:31:21,309 All right! 1319 01:31:22,287 --> 01:31:23,669 I have the kids. 1320 01:31:27,779 --> 01:31:30,810 I got here as fast as I could. I did a full perimeter sweep. 1321 01:31:31,084 --> 01:31:32,333 Nothing. 1322 01:31:32,888 --> 01:31:34,029 Damn it. 1323 01:31:36,336 --> 01:31:37,664 Pulse is spiking. 1324 01:31:37,689 --> 01:31:40,704 - I'll take another look. - Soon as you see something, report. 1325 01:31:41,095 --> 01:31:43,188 You're all we got, Beck. 1326 01:31:43,353 --> 01:31:45,751 This is what I fear. May God help us, Fury. 1327 01:31:47,118 --> 01:31:48,774 God help us all. 1328 01:31:49,788 --> 01:31:51,932 Okay people, no Avengers coming. We're good to go. 1329 01:31:51,940 --> 01:31:54,795 - William, launch the drones. - Copy that, brother. 1330 01:31:54,827 --> 01:31:58,027 Drones are entering the atmosphere, weapons hot. 1331 01:32:03,977 --> 01:32:06,054 - Excellent. Janice? - I'm still working on the cape. 1332 01:32:06,079 --> 01:32:07,312 You got to get those wrinkes out in a few hours. I 1333 01:32:07,337 --> 01:32:09,312 could literally be shaking hands with the Queen. 1334 01:32:09,337 --> 01:32:10,827 - Guterman? - Almost in position. 1335 01:32:10,852 --> 01:32:11,968 Okay. Hit it, Victoria. 1336 01:32:12,007 --> 01:32:13,249 Increasing pulse. 1337 01:32:15,529 --> 01:32:18,654 Whatever this thing is, it's a hundred times bigger than the previous ones. 1338 01:32:18,769 --> 01:32:21,222 - EDITH? - Yes, Quentin? 1339 01:32:21,498 --> 01:32:23,560 Show me my loose ends. 1340 01:32:24,041 --> 01:32:26,943 Once the show's going, execute a kill order on my command. 1341 01:32:26,968 --> 01:32:29,333 - Copy. - Alright. Start the show. 1342 01:32:31,068 --> 01:32:33,404 Let's save the world, people. 1343 01:32:35,653 --> 01:32:37,904 I don't like this. Something's definitely up. 1344 01:32:38,614 --> 01:32:40,324 You're an F.O.S. now. 1345 01:32:40,533 --> 01:32:44,118 Friend of Spider-Man. And you have to remember, just stay calm. 1346 01:32:48,106 --> 01:32:49,733 That doesn't look good. 1347 01:32:49,903 --> 01:32:52,489 But it's fake, so there's nothing to worry about. 1348 01:32:52,514 --> 01:32:55,474 The kids are in the kill zone. 1349 01:32:56,154 --> 01:32:57,794 Great work, Guterman. 1350 01:33:00,380 --> 01:33:02,422 - What? - Happy here. Happy Hogan here. 1351 01:33:02,460 --> 01:33:03,460 I know. What do you want? 1352 01:33:03,485 --> 01:33:05,445 Oh, great. Mr. Stark was going through his belongings, 1353 01:33:05,470 --> 01:33:07,797 apparently he owes a surfboard that you left behind. 1354 01:33:07,821 --> 01:33:09,110 - What? - People over there said 1355 01:33:09,135 --> 01:33:10,638 they didn't think that Nick Fury's a surfer. 1356 01:33:10,663 --> 01:33:12,128 The guy says, appearances can be deceiving. 1357 01:33:12,153 --> 01:33:15,122 It's not mine. And don't ever call this number again. 1358 01:33:23,337 --> 01:33:25,883 Okay, Fury's got the coded message. 1359 01:33:26,329 --> 01:33:27,878 - Your friends are at the Tower Bridge. - Okay. 1360 01:33:27,903 --> 01:33:29,957 The boy called it the London Bridge but I figured it out. 1361 01:33:29,982 --> 01:33:31,976 I'm gonna go scoop them up. Okay? 1362 01:33:32,001 --> 01:33:32,888 - Yeah. - We're close. 1363 01:33:32,913 --> 01:33:34,083 - We're close. - How's the suit coming? 1364 01:33:34,108 --> 01:33:35,310 - Almost done. - Good. 1365 01:33:35,335 --> 01:33:36,935 Wait... Before you go... 1366 01:33:38,162 --> 01:33:40,692 If something happens to me, could you please give this to MJ? 1367 01:33:40,717 --> 01:33:43,659 You're gonna make it back. You'll give it to her yourself. Okay? You got this. 1368 01:33:43,684 --> 01:33:45,365 - I got this. - Now walk me through it. 1369 01:33:45,974 --> 01:33:47,178 I know it's illusion tech, right? 1370 01:33:47,203 --> 01:33:49,859 All I have to do is get on the inside of the illusion, then I can take it 1371 01:33:49,884 --> 01:33:53,249 down. Find him, and he's just a guy, so I can take EDITH right back. 1372 01:33:53,351 --> 01:33:55,804 Right. But last time, you got hit by a train. 1373 01:33:56,281 --> 01:33:58,499 True. But, this time... 1374 01:33:58,917 --> 01:34:00,753 How do I explain this... uhh... 1375 01:34:00,778 --> 01:34:03,635 - I have like a sixth sense? - The Peter-tingle. 1376 01:34:04,158 --> 01:34:06,916 That's what you're talking about, right? It's not working, though. 1377 01:34:06,941 --> 01:34:08,986 I heard it wasn't working right now. Is it? 1378 01:34:09,026 --> 01:34:10,717 It is working. Well, I don't... I don't know if it's working... 1379 01:34:10,742 --> 01:34:13,050 Okay. So your Peter-tingle. That's the plan. 1380 01:34:13,075 --> 01:34:16,645 I'm gonna go get your friends. You get that Peter-tingle back online. 1381 01:34:17,114 --> 01:34:18,647 I got this. I got this. 1382 01:34:32,484 --> 01:34:35,284 - Cue the lightning... - Cuing lightning. 1383 01:34:40,623 --> 01:34:43,419 Sir, is it still safe on the top or should we all... 1384 01:34:43,444 --> 01:34:45,216 No it's not... All right. 1385 01:34:47,558 --> 01:34:48,909 Why did the bus driver stop? 1386 01:34:48,933 --> 01:34:51,363 - The bus driver's gone. - What? 1387 01:34:52,198 --> 01:34:54,941 It's okay. Mr. Dell and I have it under control. 1388 01:34:54,966 --> 01:34:58,676 - No, no, no. Don't drag me into this one. - I'm doing my best, Julius! 1389 01:35:00,247 --> 01:35:01,647 The witches are back! 1390 01:35:01,672 --> 01:35:03,841 Oh my God! Get off the bus! 1391 01:35:09,367 --> 01:35:11,167 I got you. Follow me, kids! 1392 01:35:28,673 --> 01:35:31,140 Now that is an Avengers-level threat. 1393 01:35:47,871 --> 01:35:49,348 - This way! - This way! 1394 01:35:49,669 --> 01:35:52,684 - Okay! Okay! - Flash! 1395 01:35:53,044 --> 01:35:54,825 This way, kids! Follow me! 1396 01:35:54,896 --> 01:35:58,176 - It's not real, it's not real! - That one looks pretty real to me! 1397 01:36:00,316 --> 01:36:04,503 Earth, wind, fire, water... Oh, no. They've joined forces like Power Rangers! 1398 01:36:04,823 --> 01:36:06,678 - You're thinking of Voltron. - Who? 1399 01:36:06,703 --> 01:36:08,486 Voltron! You're thinking of Voltron! 1400 01:36:08,511 --> 01:36:11,198 Hey, look. It's Mysterio! He's gonna save us. 1401 01:36:15,138 --> 01:36:17,777 - Wait, Mysterio knows we know. - Then we're in danger. 1402 01:36:17,802 --> 01:36:19,942 So are they. We should go. 1403 01:36:21,387 --> 01:36:23,004 Kill that witch! 1404 01:36:24,568 --> 01:36:26,536 This is for my family! 1405 01:36:28,906 --> 01:36:32,536 You should get somewhere safe, Fury. I don't see this ending well. 1406 01:36:32,568 --> 01:36:36,763 I appreciate your concern. But I never leave my men behind. 1407 01:36:38,208 --> 01:36:39,378 All right. Comms check. 1408 01:36:39,403 --> 01:36:39,991 You hear me, kid? 1409 01:36:40,016 --> 01:36:42,075 Yeah I can. It's just a little loud out here. 1410 01:36:42,100 --> 01:36:43,958 - I like the new suit. - Thanks. 1411 01:36:44,060 --> 01:36:46,052 Whoa... Peter, you sure that's not real? 1412 01:36:46,077 --> 01:36:48,614 Yeah, it's just a hundred times bigger than I expected. 1413 01:36:48,639 --> 01:36:50,185 - Still the play? - Uh-huh. 1414 01:36:50,210 --> 01:36:52,694 We need to get high enough so that it doesn't see me coming. 1415 01:36:52,719 --> 01:36:54,702 Copy. Stay sticky. 1416 01:36:57,874 --> 01:36:59,616 - Hey, Happy. - Yeah, kid? What is it? 1417 01:36:59,641 --> 01:37:02,249 We need to have a serious conversation about you and my aunt.... 1418 01:37:17,452 --> 01:37:19,156 Beck, report! 1419 01:37:19,181 --> 01:37:22,001 Hey, Guterman. I need a response, something quick and decisive... 1420 01:37:22,026 --> 01:37:25,313 It's all the Elementals. They somehow merged into something... 1421 01:37:25,338 --> 01:37:27,470 ... something else. Something more powerful. 1422 01:37:27,503 --> 01:37:29,908 It's drawing energy from the Earth's core. 1423 01:37:34,532 --> 01:37:36,571 See, now that's some bullshit. 1424 01:37:39,564 --> 01:37:40,946 Is that...? 1425 01:37:45,465 --> 01:37:47,012 Be ready for anything. 1426 01:37:47,152 --> 01:37:48,152 Yeah. 1427 01:37:53,873 --> 01:37:56,232 Ohh, it's not real, it's not real, it's not real! 1428 01:38:00,943 --> 01:38:04,247 Whoa... That's awesome. 1429 01:38:30,225 --> 01:38:32,321 William, I've got drones breaking formation. 1430 01:38:32,346 --> 01:38:34,563 Maybe they hit a flock of birds or something. You're fine. 1431 01:38:34,587 --> 01:38:37,118 Well, I wanna see what's happening there. I'm taking manual control. 1432 01:38:43,282 --> 01:38:44,616 Do you see anything? 1433 01:38:45,532 --> 01:38:46,532 Yeah. 1434 01:38:47,467 --> 01:38:48,983 And I'm gonna kill him. 1435 01:38:53,456 --> 01:38:54,924 I hope this works! 1436 01:39:11,326 --> 01:39:12,489 You got me? 1437 01:39:17,232 --> 01:39:18,607 I gotcha. 1438 01:39:18,826 --> 01:39:20,958 Boss, the illusion is coming apart. 1439 01:39:24,395 --> 01:39:25,528 I see you. 1440 01:39:29,247 --> 01:39:31,763 - EDITH, give me some protection. - Copy. 1441 01:39:46,300 --> 01:39:47,394 Kill it. Just kill the illusion. Kill it. 1442 01:39:47,419 --> 01:39:49,080 No. I'm not gonna kill it. They'll see you. 1443 01:39:49,105 --> 01:39:51,651 They'll see what I want them to see! 1444 01:39:51,676 --> 01:39:53,893 - Do you still need the cape? - Yes, Janice. 1445 01:39:54,737 --> 01:39:55,737 I still need the cape. 1446 01:39:56,307 --> 01:39:57,208 Done. 1447 01:39:59,605 --> 01:40:01,324 Now, William, render my illusion suit. 1448 01:40:01,340 --> 01:40:02,136 Alright, hang on. 1449 01:40:02,238 --> 01:40:04,230 The monster was full of drones! It's crazy! 1450 01:40:04,338 --> 01:40:05,488 There you are. 1451 01:40:09,646 --> 01:40:10,646 Easy... 1452 01:40:14,536 --> 01:40:16,099 Who the hell is that? 1453 01:40:17,600 --> 01:40:18,920 - Ned! - Happy! 1454 01:40:19,264 --> 01:40:21,411 I gotta get you guys outta here! Get on the jet! 1455 01:40:21,436 --> 01:40:23,405 - Who are you? - I work with Spider-Man, okay? 1456 01:40:23,430 --> 01:40:25,320 - You gotta get on that jet. - You work for Spider-Man? 1457 01:40:25,345 --> 01:40:27,680 I work with Spider-Man, not for Spider-Man! 1458 01:40:30,850 --> 01:40:32,711 New plan. Into the tower! 1459 01:40:33,265 --> 01:40:36,125 - Happy, are you okay? - Yeah, we're okay. Just do your best. 1460 01:40:36,195 --> 01:40:38,623 - EDITH, target Spider-Man. - Copy. 1461 01:40:43,306 --> 01:40:45,056 I'll just kill the kids myself. 1462 01:40:59,708 --> 01:41:01,271 There you are. 1463 01:41:03,653 --> 01:41:06,693 Into the crown jewels vault! Go, go, go! 1464 01:41:11,035 --> 01:41:13,473 Go into the vault. The walls are eight feet thick. 1465 01:41:13,498 --> 01:41:15,067 - Go into the vault! - What? 1466 01:41:15,092 --> 01:41:16,763 Into the vault! Go! 1467 01:41:18,825 --> 01:41:20,161 Take cover! 1468 01:41:51,967 --> 01:41:53,482 I see you. 1469 01:42:01,874 --> 01:42:02,959 Go! 1470 01:42:10,015 --> 01:42:11,764 How does Cap do that? 1471 01:42:21,489 --> 01:42:24,676 Happy? Say something, please. Just let me know you're alive. 1472 01:42:24,716 --> 01:42:27,231 - I'm here! I'm here. - Oh, Happy! Thank God. 1473 01:42:27,468 --> 01:42:29,053 I bought us some time. 1474 01:42:30,296 --> 01:42:31,195 But not much. 1475 01:42:31,220 --> 01:42:34,195 I'm trying to get to Beck but I can't shake these drones. 1476 01:42:48,538 --> 01:42:49,662 Gotcha. 1477 01:43:11,866 --> 01:43:13,242 Goin' up! 1478 01:43:50,187 --> 01:43:51,288 Finally. 1479 01:43:51,382 --> 01:43:53,001 Hey, William? How are we doing? 1480 01:43:53,026 --> 01:43:55,110 Illusion almost back up. 1481 01:43:55,555 --> 01:43:57,703 I don't know how you're gonna spin this. 1482 01:44:12,379 --> 01:44:14,402 Great. No webs. 1483 01:44:27,121 --> 01:44:28,418 Are we gonna die? 1484 01:44:28,443 --> 01:44:30,184 Nobody dies on my watch. 1485 01:44:32,270 --> 01:44:35,238 I wasted my life playing video games and we're gonna die! 1486 01:44:36,122 --> 01:44:39,285 I have a fake ID. And I've never even used it. 1487 01:44:39,936 --> 01:44:42,592 I post stupid videos daily for people to like me! 1488 01:44:42,617 --> 01:44:47,170 Hey! If it wasn't for those stupid videos, Spider-Man would have never found you. 1489 01:44:47,971 --> 01:44:49,908 Spider-Man follows me? 1490 01:44:50,127 --> 01:44:51,189 I saved us, guys! 1491 01:44:51,214 --> 01:44:53,205 If you saved us, then why are we about to die? 1492 01:44:53,385 --> 01:44:55,986 - Stop it! - I'm sorry! Okay? 1493 01:44:56,011 --> 01:44:59,620 I just... I'm obsessed with telling the truth even if it hurts other people's feelings. 1494 01:45:00,526 --> 01:45:02,689 I'm in love with Spider-Man's aunt. 1495 01:45:06,703 --> 01:45:08,122 We're sharing, right? 1496 01:45:47,107 --> 01:45:48,568 Your lies are over, Beck. 1497 01:45:49,763 --> 01:45:54,302 This certainly isn't ideal, but... I have contingencies. EDITH? 1498 01:46:02,499 --> 01:46:04,084 Just give me the glasses. 1499 01:46:05,147 --> 01:46:06,522 You want these? 1500 01:46:08,434 --> 01:46:09,786 Come and get them. 1501 01:46:19,420 --> 01:46:21,013 Come on, Peter-tingle. 1502 01:46:45,716 --> 01:46:47,176 Why aren't these drones firing? 1503 01:46:47,201 --> 01:46:48,997 You're in the strike zone. The chance of getting hit... 1504 01:46:49,022 --> 01:46:52,725 No, fire all the drones now! 1505 01:47:11,637 --> 01:47:12,637 Beck! 1506 01:47:16,793 --> 01:47:17,793 Beck... 1507 01:47:18,566 --> 01:47:19,901 You lied to me. 1508 01:47:20,772 --> 01:47:23,332 - I trusted you. - I know. 1509 01:47:23,357 --> 01:47:27,420 That's the most... disappointing part. 1510 01:47:28,700 --> 01:47:30,739 You're a good person, Peter. 1511 01:47:32,986 --> 01:47:34,793 Such a weakness... 1512 01:47:36,813 --> 01:47:38,633 Stark was right. 1513 01:47:39,165 --> 01:47:40,813 You do deserve that. 1514 01:47:52,426 --> 01:47:54,396 You can't trick me anymore. 1515 01:47:58,005 --> 01:47:59,973 EDITH, turn off the drones! 1516 01:48:00,669 --> 01:48:03,872 Biometric scan complete. Welcome back, Peter. 1517 01:48:03,989 --> 01:48:06,106 Shall I execute all cancellation protocols? 1518 01:48:06,131 --> 01:48:07,951 Do it. Execute them all. 1519 01:48:07,976 --> 01:48:09,326 Confirmed. 1520 01:48:17,854 --> 01:48:19,346 Give me the spear. 1521 01:48:20,235 --> 01:48:21,682 That's a halberd. 1522 01:48:26,736 --> 01:48:27,837 Thank you. 1523 01:48:31,809 --> 01:48:33,806 How could you do all of this? 1524 01:48:34,348 --> 01:48:35,785 You'll see, Peter. 1525 01:48:36,848 --> 01:48:40,176 People tend to believe... 1526 01:48:41,426 --> 01:48:43,176 And nowadays... 1527 01:48:45,195 --> 01:48:47,307 they'll believe anything. 1528 01:48:58,086 --> 01:48:59,264 Is he... 1529 01:49:00,466 --> 01:49:01,739 Is this real? 1530 01:49:03,204 --> 01:49:05,395 All illusions are down, Peter. 1531 01:49:21,802 --> 01:49:23,302 Where are you going? 1532 01:49:31,294 --> 01:49:32,294 MJ. 1533 01:49:34,359 --> 01:49:36,148 - Are you okay? - I'm okay. Are you okay? 1534 01:49:36,164 --> 01:49:38,812 - Yeah. - Is everybody also okay? 1535 01:49:38,837 --> 01:49:40,297 Everyone's okay. 1536 01:49:41,791 --> 01:49:42,768 What happened? 1537 01:49:42,800 --> 01:49:47,362 There was this... the drones, and they were following us, and then, they just stopped. 1538 01:49:48,801 --> 01:49:50,387 - Was that you? - Yeah. 1539 01:49:51,557 --> 01:49:52,955 Did you get him? 1540 01:49:56,010 --> 01:49:58,244 - Yeah. - Well, I, umm... 1541 01:49:58,928 --> 01:50:00,435 brought that. 1542 01:50:01,162 --> 01:50:04,232 - In case you needed some help. - Thanks. 1543 01:50:06,564 --> 01:50:08,493 Anyway, uh... 1544 01:50:08,665 --> 01:50:11,108 There was this sweaty guy, in the tower with us. 1545 01:50:11,133 --> 01:50:13,548 I think, he like, works for you or something. 1546 01:50:13,860 --> 01:50:14,860 He, um... 1547 01:50:15,157 --> 01:50:16,462 He gave me this. 1548 01:50:16,548 --> 01:50:17,548 No... 1549 01:50:18,056 --> 01:50:19,056 No! 1550 01:50:20,425 --> 01:50:23,680 Oh, MJ, I am so sorry. I had this plan, this stupid plan, 1551 01:50:23,705 --> 01:50:25,236 and I wrote it all down, and I was gonna buy you 1552 01:50:25,261 --> 01:50:27,345 this. I'll give it to you in Paris, at the top... 1553 01:50:31,634 --> 01:50:32,907 Did you kiss me? 1554 01:50:35,626 --> 01:50:39,907 I don't really have much luck when it comes to getting close to people... 1555 01:50:42,094 --> 01:50:43,469 ... so I lied. 1556 01:50:45,129 --> 01:50:49,396 I wasn't just watching you 'cause I thought you were Spider-Man. 1557 01:50:53,730 --> 01:50:55,175 That's great. 1558 01:50:56,488 --> 01:50:58,241 Black Dahlia. Like... 1559 01:50:58,266 --> 01:51:00,496 - The murder. Yeah. - The murder. Yeah. 1560 01:51:01,370 --> 01:51:02,839 I'm sorry it's broken. 1561 01:51:03,308 --> 01:51:05,347 I actually like it better broken. 1562 01:51:07,098 --> 01:51:08,558 I really like you. 1563 01:51:09,992 --> 01:51:11,525 I really like you, too. 1564 01:51:25,984 --> 01:51:27,405 Okay. I should, umm... 1565 01:51:27,468 --> 01:51:30,530 I should walk... probably get back to the class. 1566 01:51:30,562 --> 01:51:31,937 I'll go and.... 1567 01:51:33,109 --> 01:51:34,812 ... yeah. I don't know. 1568 01:51:36,702 --> 01:51:38,046 Just in case. 1569 01:51:45,994 --> 01:51:50,752 Yeah. No, no, May, you're right. He did great. He was strong. 1570 01:51:50,893 --> 01:51:54,408 Yeah. I'm glad he stayed, too. I gotta go. 1571 01:51:55,935 --> 01:51:58,878 Wow, I'm glad you're alive. I guess the coded message worked. 1572 01:51:58,903 --> 01:52:01,677 "Appearances can be deceiving." 1573 01:52:01,702 --> 01:52:04,053 I'm surprised you didn't just wink in the camera. 1574 01:52:04,078 --> 01:52:05,022 It worked. 1575 01:52:05,047 --> 01:52:07,920 Only because I had serious doubts about Beck from the beginning. 1576 01:52:07,945 --> 01:52:09,878 Not true. He had zero doubts. 1577 01:52:13,063 --> 01:52:14,469 Where's Parker? 1578 01:52:14,718 --> 01:52:18,051 - He's with the girl. - I need to speak with him. 1579 01:52:18,990 --> 01:52:20,037 He'll call you. 1580 01:52:20,225 --> 01:52:21,225 He'll ca --- 1581 01:52:24,975 --> 01:52:27,568 Okay! That's great! 1582 01:52:27,593 --> 01:52:30,826 Well he better. Or it's your ass. 1583 01:52:31,788 --> 01:52:34,905 And don't even think about ghosting me. 1584 01:52:51,916 --> 01:52:53,900 You sure no one else has figured it out? 1585 01:52:53,925 --> 01:52:57,260 Yeah. It's not like anybody really pays attention to you. 1586 01:52:57,939 --> 01:52:58,987 Ouch. 1587 01:52:59,120 --> 01:53:00,580 Except for me. 1588 01:53:00,994 --> 01:53:03,087 - Aww. Thanks. - Don't be late. 1589 01:53:03,112 --> 01:53:04,784 I won't. See you later. 1590 01:53:04,809 --> 01:53:07,596 - You guys are so cute. - Thanks. 1591 01:53:09,004 --> 01:53:10,838 I was thinking that maybe we should all... 1592 01:53:11,072 --> 01:53:13,016 I don't know, like go on a double date or something. 1593 01:53:13,041 --> 01:53:15,412 - Oh... we broke up. - Oh... we broke up. 1594 01:53:15,437 --> 01:53:17,071 No! What... why? 1595 01:53:17,096 --> 01:53:19,981 Men and women grow apart. But the journey they 1596 01:53:20,006 --> 01:53:22,962 shared together will always be a part of them. 1597 01:53:24,202 --> 01:53:26,772 - You are so wise. - Thank you. 1598 01:53:29,460 --> 01:53:30,655 Hello, Gerald. 1599 01:53:31,864 --> 01:53:33,708 Could Mother not make it? 1600 01:53:39,853 --> 01:53:40,439 May! 1601 01:53:40,464 --> 01:53:43,095 I promise you... He's here! Don't give me a ticket. 1602 01:53:45,658 --> 01:53:47,470 So glad you're okay! 1603 01:53:47,903 --> 01:53:50,939 No. For real, I'm good. I'm actually really... fine. 1604 01:53:50,964 --> 01:53:52,908 Let's go. Where are your bags? 1605 01:53:52,933 --> 01:53:54,987 - Oh, right. They got blown up. - Yeah. 1606 01:53:59,424 --> 01:54:02,589 I've kept my identity pretty guarded, these past couple of years. 1607 01:54:02,701 --> 01:54:07,143 I faced a lot of deception, and I'm tired of the lies. 1608 01:54:07,286 --> 01:54:09,840 So, it's time for the truth to be out there. 1609 01:54:12,941 --> 01:54:14,693 Are you dating? 1610 01:54:15,083 --> 01:54:16,247 - Not really. - Yes. 1611 01:54:17,451 --> 01:54:18,552 What? 1612 01:54:19,271 --> 01:54:21,224 - I... think... - ... summer fling. 1613 01:54:21,279 --> 01:54:23,185 Yes, that evolves and grows like... 1614 01:54:23,210 --> 01:54:24,501 I still don't know where it's going to go. 1615 01:54:24,513 --> 01:54:26,942 - ... opens you wherever it might lead. - Anywhere. 1616 01:54:26,967 --> 01:54:28,194 And to share with people... 1617 01:54:28,219 --> 01:54:30,444 But we'll always be friends no matter what. 1618 01:54:30,475 --> 01:54:33,608 I'm gonna go, because I've got a date... Uh.... 1619 01:54:34,030 --> 01:54:35,030 We all are interconnected... 1620 01:54:35,092 --> 01:54:36,092 Bye! 1621 01:55:33,037 --> 01:55:33,538 - Hey! - Hey! 1622 01:55:33,569 --> 01:55:34,834 Sorry I'm late. 1623 01:55:35,032 --> 01:55:36,022 It's fine. 1624 01:55:36,069 --> 01:55:37,653 - You ready? - Yeah. 1625 01:55:37,678 --> 01:55:39,053 You're gonna love this. 1626 01:55:39,291 --> 01:55:41,824 Okay! Okay! Okay! 1627 01:55:42,935 --> 01:55:45,550 I'm not gonna watch. I'm not gonna watch. 1628 01:55:47,747 --> 01:55:51,583 I'm not looking. I'm not looking. I'm not looking! 1629 01:56:03,610 --> 01:56:08,775 subbed by: FujiFilm69 (iamdepressd69) 1630 01:58:06,893 --> 01:58:09,557 You can put me down now! You can put me down now! 1631 01:58:11,635 --> 01:58:12,721 You okay? 1632 01:58:16,692 --> 01:58:19,520 Yeah! Yeah, I'm okay. Just.... 1633 01:58:19,762 --> 01:58:22,731 Never, never doing that again. I'm never doing that again. 1634 01:58:22,755 --> 01:58:25,199 Okay. Well, I should probably get out of here. 1635 01:58:25,224 --> 01:58:27,254 - Be safe. - See you later. 1636 01:58:29,901 --> 01:58:31,916 This is breaking news. 1637 01:58:32,049 --> 01:58:34,752 We come to you now with revelations about last week's attack in London. 1638 01:58:34,776 --> 01:58:37,596 An anonymous source provided this video, it shows 1639 01:58:37,621 --> 01:58:41,752 Quentin Beck, aka, Mysterio, moments before his death. 1640 01:58:41,792 --> 01:58:44,432 A warning: You may find this video disturbing. 1641 01:58:44,495 --> 01:58:46,310 I managed to send the Elemental back into the dimensional rift 1642 01:58:46,335 --> 01:58:48,354 but I don't think I'm gonna make it off this bridge alive. 1643 01:58:48,385 --> 01:58:50,306 Spider-Man attacked me for some reason. He has 1644 01:58:50,331 --> 01:58:52,611 an army of weaponized drones, Stark technology. 1645 01:58:52,636 --> 01:58:56,302 He's saying he's the only one who's gonna be the new Iron Man, no one else. 1646 01:58:56,427 --> 01:58:58,208 Are you sure you want to commence the drone 1647 01:58:58,233 --> 01:59:00,528 attack? There will be significant casualities. 1648 01:59:00,721 --> 01:59:03,059 Do it. Execute them all. 1649 01:59:07,058 --> 01:59:10,007 This shocking video was released earlier today on 1650 01:59:10,032 --> 01:59:13,014 the controversial news website 'thedailybugle.net.' 1651 01:59:13,039 --> 01:59:16,320 There you have it folks: conclusive proof that Spider-Man 1652 01:59:16,345 --> 01:59:19,367 was responsible for the brutal murder of Mysterio! 1653 01:59:19,398 --> 01:59:23,524 An interdimensional warrior who gave his life to protect our planet, and who 1654 01:59:23,549 --> 01:59:29,002 will no doubt, go down in history as the greatest superhero of all time! 1655 01:59:29,409 --> 01:59:32,705 But that's not all folks, here's the real blockbuster. 1656 01:59:32,730 --> 01:59:34,266 Brace yourselves, you might wanna sit down. 1657 01:59:34,291 --> 01:59:36,846 Spider-Man's real... Spider-Man's real name is --- 1658 01:59:39,664 --> 01:59:42,765 Spider-Man's name is Peter Parker! 1659 01:59:43,687 --> 01:59:44,719 What the fu --- 1659 01:59:45,305 --> 01:59:51,482 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org 128519