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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 2 00:01:56,683 --> 00:01:59,151 You're listening to "Under the Covers" with Sasha... 3 00:01:59,219 --> 00:02:02,882 on WZAB, the voice of Pendleton University. 4 00:02:02,956 --> 00:02:05,516 - We're still talking to- - Jane. 5 00:02:05,592 --> 00:02:07,719 Sophomore. Hi. 6 00:02:07,794 --> 00:02:10,058 So, you've been stealing your roommate's birth control pills? 7 00:02:10,130 --> 00:02:11,722 Borrowing, okay? 8 00:02:11,798 --> 00:02:15,564 She never noticed before 'cause I've always replaced them with baby aspirin. 9 00:02:15,635 --> 00:02:19,469 - With what? - Baby aspirin. Looks exactly the same. 10 00:02:19,539 --> 00:02:22,372 Anyway, so now she's pregnant and has to leave school. 11 00:02:22,442 --> 00:02:24,967 How am I gonna get a new roommate this late in the semester? 12 00:02:30,683 --> 00:02:33,049 Oh, my God! 13 00:02:33,119 --> 00:02:35,053 Next caller. 14 00:03:34,314 --> 00:03:35,474 Oh, no. 15 00:03:36,783 --> 00:03:37,715 Shit. 16 00:03:41,287 --> 00:03:43,152 Okay, please make it. 17 00:04:28,434 --> 00:04:30,766 Run outta gas? 18 00:04:30,837 --> 00:04:33,499 Yeah. Fill it up, please. 19 00:04:41,748 --> 00:04:43,773 Freak show. 20 00:05:33,800 --> 00:05:36,792 Miss, could you come inside... 21 00:05:36,869 --> 00:05:38,962 for a minute? 22 00:05:39,038 --> 00:05:40,562 - Please! - What is it? 23 00:05:42,742 --> 00:05:47,406 Your credit card company's on the phone. 24 00:05:47,480 --> 00:05:49,448 Is there a problem? 25 00:05:49,515 --> 00:05:51,449 They wanna... 26 00:05:52,518 --> 00:05:54,008 speak with you. 27 00:05:55,955 --> 00:05:57,980 Okay, hold on a minute. 28 00:06:02,395 --> 00:06:03,987 Shit. 29 00:06:37,029 --> 00:06:38,621 Hello? 30 00:06:40,967 --> 00:06:43,026 No, don't touch me! 31 00:06:47,507 --> 00:06:48,633 Let me go! 32 00:07:21,307 --> 00:07:22,831 Stop! 33 00:07:31,951 --> 00:07:36,354 Someone's in the back seat! 34 00:08:33,479 --> 00:08:36,573 You're "Under the Covers" with Sasha on WZAB... 35 00:08:36,649 --> 00:08:38,116 the voice of Pendleton University. 36 00:08:38,184 --> 00:08:39,617 Caller. 37 00:08:39,685 --> 00:08:41,277 Hello? 38 00:08:42,255 --> 00:08:43,449 I'm right here. 39 00:08:43,523 --> 00:08:45,889 Felicia, how can I help you? 40 00:08:45,958 --> 00:08:50,156 Well, it's kind of embarrassing. 41 00:08:50,229 --> 00:08:52,163 Spit it out. 42 00:08:52,231 --> 00:08:56,099 Well, that's just the problem. I mean, I didn't. 43 00:08:57,169 --> 00:09:00,798 Had yourself a little frat boy protein shake, did ya? 44 00:09:00,873 --> 00:09:03,034 I've been feeling so sick. 45 00:09:03,109 --> 00:09:05,043 I swear, I can feel them swimming inside me. 46 00:09:05,111 --> 00:09:07,579 Should I get my stomach pumped or something? 47 00:09:07,647 --> 00:09:11,515 I think the only thing you need pumped is the air out of your head. 48 00:09:11,584 --> 00:09:15,680 First, let me just congratulate you on your choice of sexual activity... 49 00:09:15,755 --> 00:09:19,384 because, sweetie, the world is not ready for you to reproduce. 50 00:09:19,458 --> 00:09:22,222 Second, did you know that ingestion of bodily fluids... 51 00:09:22,295 --> 00:09:24,229 is a major safe sex no-no? 52 00:09:24,297 --> 00:09:25,559 - Really? - Really. 53 00:09:25,631 --> 00:09:28,964 My suggestion is that you down a couple shots of Pepto... 54 00:09:29,035 --> 00:09:32,698 and next time, get away from the volcano before it erupts. 55 00:09:32,772 --> 00:09:37,038 That wraps up another night. This is Sasha signing off on WZAB. 56 00:09:37,109 --> 00:09:40,772 Parker, how exactly does Sasha come up with this stuff? 57 00:09:40,846 --> 00:09:43,713 She devours every issue of "Cosmo. " 58 00:09:43,783 --> 00:09:45,410 - Calls it her Bible. - Thank you. 59 00:09:49,322 --> 00:09:51,051 Finish the story about Stanley Hall. 60 00:09:51,123 --> 00:09:52,715 Right. 61 00:09:53,559 --> 00:09:56,460 So, this guy... 62 00:09:56,529 --> 00:09:59,692 he was a professor on campus, maybe 25 years ago. 63 00:09:59,765 --> 00:10:01,255 What did he teach? 64 00:10:01,334 --> 00:10:03,894 I don't know. Physics or some shit. 65 00:10:03,970 --> 00:10:06,268 Abnormal psychology. 66 00:10:06,339 --> 00:10:08,330 You know, if you wanna tell the story right- 67 00:10:08,407 --> 00:10:11,433 Not the point of the story, paperboy! 68 00:10:11,510 --> 00:10:13,978 But fine. Abnormal psych it is. 69 00:10:14,046 --> 00:10:15,707 Anyhoo... 70 00:10:15,781 --> 00:10:18,875 this guy, he just flips out, you know? 71 00:10:18,951 --> 00:10:22,387 Goes completely berserk. Grabs a hunting knife... 72 00:10:23,623 --> 00:10:26,023 and he strolls into Stanley Hall. 73 00:10:26,092 --> 00:10:27,525 Bangs on every door. 74 00:10:29,595 --> 00:10:33,122 And every student that answers their door... 75 00:10:33,199 --> 00:10:36,191 he takes that little knife, and he cuts their throat... 76 00:10:36,268 --> 00:10:39,101 ear to ear. 77 00:10:39,171 --> 00:10:42,140 Yeah. He does away with an entire floor... 78 00:10:42,208 --> 00:10:44,608 before finally stabbing himself... 79 00:10:44,677 --> 00:10:47,441 straight through the heart. 80 00:10:48,981 --> 00:10:50,573 And thus... 81 00:10:50,650 --> 00:10:53,744 the annual Omega Sigma Phi bash. 82 00:10:55,521 --> 00:10:57,648 So you have a frat party to commemorate a massacre? 83 00:10:57,723 --> 00:10:58,951 You betcha. 84 00:10:59,025 --> 00:11:00,720 Let me get this straight. 85 00:11:00,793 --> 00:11:03,819 When this happened 25 years ago... 86 00:11:03,896 --> 00:11:06,592 you were a sophomore. 87 00:11:08,901 --> 00:11:10,095 That's funny. 88 00:11:10,169 --> 00:11:13,502 Well, it's a bullshit story you hear on every campus in the northeast. 89 00:11:13,572 --> 00:11:16,166 Thank you. I mean, where's the proof? 90 00:11:16,242 --> 00:11:18,403 You see, that's the thing. 91 00:11:18,477 --> 00:11:21,002 Pendleton knew damn well that enrollment... 92 00:11:21,080 --> 00:11:22,775 would suffer permanently. 93 00:11:22,848 --> 00:11:27,080 So, in cahoots with the national news media and various other powerful- 94 00:11:27,153 --> 00:11:28,415 Like Lee Harvey Oswald? 95 00:11:29,889 --> 00:11:31,857 Or is it Jack Ruby? 96 00:11:31,924 --> 00:11:33,391 No, I know who it was. 97 00:11:33,459 --> 00:11:37,361 It was that F.B.I. guy who used to prance around in women's underwear. 98 00:11:37,430 --> 00:11:38,795 He covered it all up. 99 00:11:43,669 --> 00:11:46,968 That's the news room. I gotta go. Get a life. 100 00:11:47,039 --> 00:11:49,473 - Hey, Paul! - Yeah. 101 00:11:49,542 --> 00:11:52,705 Before you go, if there's another E. coli crisis in the cafeteria... 102 00:11:52,778 --> 00:11:55,770 I want you to have the biggest, juiciest burger on me. 103 00:11:55,848 --> 00:11:59,807 I'd love to. That article almost got me the student Pulitzer. 104 00:12:00,686 --> 00:12:03,348 - Bye, Paul. - Bye, Paul. 105 00:12:03,422 --> 00:12:05,049 Know what his problem is? 106 00:12:05,124 --> 00:12:07,058 He can't stand any big story... 107 00:12:07,126 --> 00:12:09,060 without having his byline on it. 108 00:12:10,229 --> 00:12:12,322 He is such a babe. 109 00:12:12,398 --> 00:12:13,831 All right? 110 00:12:13,899 --> 00:12:16,732 Did it seem like he was giving me the eye? 111 00:12:16,802 --> 00:12:18,895 It was probably the mirror behind us. 112 00:12:20,039 --> 00:12:21,472 Oh, damn. 113 00:12:22,575 --> 00:12:25,135 Should I ask him out anyway? 114 00:12:26,912 --> 00:12:29,972 If Parker's story is true and all those kids were murdered here... 115 00:12:30,049 --> 00:12:31,676 why haven't they torn down Stanley Hall? 116 00:12:31,751 --> 00:12:34,015 'Cause the story's not true. It's just a legend. 117 00:12:34,086 --> 00:12:36,520 If it's just a legend, then what's the problem? 118 00:12:36,589 --> 00:12:38,420 - I won't encourage this. - Come on, Natalie. 119 00:12:38,491 --> 00:12:40,857 Cut me a little slack. This is half the reason I transferred here. 120 00:12:40,926 --> 00:12:45,522 Now what exactly happens when I say "Bloody Mary" five times? 121 00:12:45,598 --> 00:12:49,932 The person standing next to you wonders how you got into college. 122 00:12:50,002 --> 00:12:52,596 - Come on. - You're scared. 123 00:12:52,671 --> 00:12:54,138 Yeah, right. 124 00:12:54,206 --> 00:12:56,834 Then come on and let's do this. Come on! 125 00:12:56,909 --> 00:12:58,638 Time to raise the dead! 126 00:12:58,711 --> 00:13:00,372 I can't believe this. 127 00:13:03,783 --> 00:13:08,379 Bloody Mary. 128 00:13:25,538 --> 00:13:27,665 Fine. No answer. 129 00:13:27,740 --> 00:13:29,731 Maybe they're screening. 130 00:13:29,809 --> 00:13:31,242 God. 131 00:13:37,950 --> 00:13:39,383 Let's go. 132 00:13:46,125 --> 00:13:47,285 You called? 133 00:13:47,359 --> 00:13:49,657 She was trying to summon the dead, Damon... 134 00:13:49,728 --> 00:13:53,425 not frat boys with badly grown facial hair. 135 00:13:53,499 --> 00:13:55,831 It took me a month to grow this. 136 00:13:55,901 --> 00:13:58,529 So is this what you do for your free time, Damon? 137 00:13:58,604 --> 00:14:01,402 Hang out in the dark by yourself, waiting to scare people like a freak. 138 00:14:01,473 --> 00:14:04,374 Only when I see two losers stand in front of this relic... 139 00:14:04,443 --> 00:14:06,502 trying to summon the dead. 140 00:14:06,579 --> 00:14:09,013 Anyhow, I'll see you two in class tomorrow. 141 00:14:09,081 --> 00:14:11,208 - Unfortunately! - See ya. 142 00:14:11,283 --> 00:14:12,716 Jerk. 143 00:14:14,320 --> 00:14:17,187 You know, he was halfway normal before pledge week. 144 00:14:30,669 --> 00:14:32,261 Sorry. 145 00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:47,819 Shut off the fucking light. 146 00:14:49,388 --> 00:14:50,821 Sorry. 147 00:15:31,964 --> 00:15:36,424 Last week, we discussed folklore as a gauge... 148 00:15:36,502 --> 00:15:39,164 for the values of the society that created them. 149 00:15:39,238 --> 00:15:41,433 Today- 150 00:15:41,507 --> 00:15:43,532 Today, we get more specific. 151 00:15:47,913 --> 00:15:52,441 A baby-sitter receives menacing phone calls. 152 00:15:53,519 --> 00:15:55,578 And upon investigating them... 153 00:15:55,654 --> 00:15:58,680 she realizes that they are originating... 154 00:15:58,757 --> 00:16:00,691 from an upstairs bedroom... 155 00:16:02,161 --> 00:16:03,458 the very room... 156 00:16:03,529 --> 00:16:06,794 where she's left the children under her care... 157 00:16:06,865 --> 00:16:08,856 to sleep. 158 00:16:08,934 --> 00:16:11,266 Now, who's heard this before? 159 00:16:15,407 --> 00:16:17,807 Well, that really happened to a girl in my hometown. 160 00:16:17,876 --> 00:16:20,640 Oh, yes. I'm sure it did. 161 00:16:20,713 --> 00:16:23,204 I'm sure most of you... 162 00:16:23,282 --> 00:16:25,250 grew up thinking this did happen to girls... 163 00:16:25,317 --> 00:16:26,909 in all your hometowns... 164 00:16:26,986 --> 00:16:29,580 but it didn't. 165 00:16:29,655 --> 00:16:32,590 You see, the baby-sitter... 166 00:16:32,658 --> 00:16:34,421 and the man upstairs... 167 00:16:34,493 --> 00:16:38,293 is what we call an urban legend. 168 00:16:39,231 --> 00:16:40,721 Contemporary folklore... 169 00:16:40,799 --> 00:16:43,233 passed on as a true story. 170 00:16:43,302 --> 00:16:46,066 There are variations of this one... 171 00:16:46,138 --> 00:16:47,799 going back to the 1960s... 172 00:16:47,873 --> 00:16:53,106 all of them containing the same cultural admonition: 173 00:16:53,178 --> 00:16:56,306 Young women, mind your children... 174 00:16:56,382 --> 00:16:58,816 or harm will come your way. 175 00:17:04,423 --> 00:17:05,583 Excuse me? 176 00:17:10,929 --> 00:17:14,092 Something funny you might care to share with us... 177 00:17:14,166 --> 00:17:15,292 Ms.? 178 00:17:15,367 --> 00:17:17,358 No, I was just saying, like... 179 00:17:17,436 --> 00:17:21,167 maybe the cultural admonition is: Don't baby-sit. 180 00:17:24,676 --> 00:17:27,702 Why don't you come up here... 181 00:17:27,780 --> 00:17:31,682 and volunteer for my little experiment, hmm? 182 00:17:32,518 --> 00:17:34,509 Yeah, that's a great idea. 183 00:17:34,586 --> 00:17:36,554 Now, young lady! 184 00:17:37,790 --> 00:17:40,691 - Coming. - Yeah, baby. 185 00:17:40,759 --> 00:17:43,489 Don't worry. You'll probably survive. 186 00:17:46,799 --> 00:17:49,666 - Had those before? - Yeah, they're Pop Rocks. 187 00:17:49,735 --> 00:17:52,169 They crackle in your mouth. 188 00:17:52,237 --> 00:17:53,829 Eat some. 189 00:18:03,582 --> 00:18:05,174 Thirsty? 190 00:18:06,919 --> 00:18:08,511 Well, what's wrong? 191 00:18:08,587 --> 00:18:11,750 Something you might have heard about mixing Pop Rocks and soda? 192 00:18:11,824 --> 00:18:14,190 Well, supposedly... 193 00:18:14,259 --> 00:18:17,319 your stomach and your intestines, everything bursts. 194 00:18:17,396 --> 00:18:21,196 Really? Anyone you know who died this way? 195 00:18:21,266 --> 00:18:23,359 Mikey, from the cereal commercial. 196 00:18:23,435 --> 00:18:25,460 Give it to Mikey. He'll eat anything. 197 00:18:28,674 --> 00:18:30,232 You mean him? 198 00:18:30,309 --> 00:18:32,072 Mikey likes it. 199 00:18:37,850 --> 00:18:41,115 What if I told you that this is Mikey... 200 00:18:42,221 --> 00:18:45,748 alive and well and working as an ad executive in New York City? 201 00:18:45,824 --> 00:18:47,758 Would you drink some then? 202 00:18:52,798 --> 00:18:54,095 I'll do it. 203 00:19:10,616 --> 00:19:12,208 Your soda. 204 00:19:19,825 --> 00:19:22,385 Voila! Still alive. 205 00:19:22,461 --> 00:19:24,793 As I said, class... 206 00:19:24,863 --> 00:19:29,061 this story is nothing but an urban legend. 207 00:19:37,342 --> 00:19:38,969 Professor! 208 00:19:40,212 --> 00:19:41,236 He's gonna explode! 209 00:19:42,080 --> 00:19:45,447 Somebody call 911! Go! 210 00:20:03,902 --> 00:20:06,097 Thank you for your help. 211 00:20:06,171 --> 00:20:08,435 Brilliant. He's brilliant. 212 00:20:08,507 --> 00:20:10,839 He is such a moron. 213 00:20:11,910 --> 00:20:14,003 Yeah, but who fell for it? 214 00:20:16,281 --> 00:20:17,680 Hey, what's going on? 215 00:20:17,749 --> 00:20:20,013 Excuse me, young man. Can't read these. 216 00:20:20,085 --> 00:20:22,019 She just left the campus. 217 00:20:25,090 --> 00:20:28,355 - She went to Pendleton? - You have got to be kidding me. 218 00:20:28,427 --> 00:20:30,622 I knew I should've gone to N.Y.U. 219 00:20:31,697 --> 00:20:32,686 Tragic, huh? 220 00:20:33,932 --> 00:20:35,024 Hi. 221 00:20:37,803 --> 00:20:39,031 Is this true? 222 00:20:39,104 --> 00:20:40,696 I certainly hope so. 223 00:20:40,772 --> 00:20:44,139 Otherwise I'm gonna have one hell of a retraction on my hands. 224 00:20:49,047 --> 00:20:51,277 What do you think you're doin'? 225 00:20:51,350 --> 00:20:53,716 You can't just come and take every copy here. 226 00:20:53,785 --> 00:20:56,982 You're the one that wrote this inflammatory piece of rubbish. 227 00:20:57,055 --> 00:21:00,991 Actually, the fatuous quotes about being deeply shocked and heartsick... 228 00:21:01,059 --> 00:21:02,253 are yours, Dean Adams. 229 00:21:02,327 --> 00:21:04,158 Let me tell you something, young man. 230 00:21:04,229 --> 00:21:07,960 The only lunatic on this campus is you. 231 00:21:08,033 --> 00:21:11,560 I'm flattered. Can I quote you on that? 232 00:21:13,038 --> 00:21:16,303 I have a quote for ya. "U.S. News and World Report"... 233 00:21:16,375 --> 00:21:20,311 named Pendleton the safest university in this country. 234 00:21:20,379 --> 00:21:23,143 And you best believe, I intend to keep it that way. 235 00:21:24,216 --> 00:21:26,377 Thank you, Reese. I'll make sure... 236 00:21:26,451 --> 00:21:29,648 and stick that in the special school safety edition. 237 00:21:29,721 --> 00:21:31,712 Hold on a second. How about some interviews, you know? 238 00:21:31,790 --> 00:21:34,759 Students react to the tragedy on campus. 239 00:21:34,826 --> 00:21:36,919 I am saddened and moved by- 240 00:21:36,995 --> 00:21:39,054 This was someone's life. 241 00:21:39,131 --> 00:21:42,498 Did you even spend one minute thinking about that? 242 00:21:42,567 --> 00:21:44,728 No, I didn't. 243 00:21:44,803 --> 00:21:47,931 But because of my story, 3,500 students will. 244 00:21:48,006 --> 00:21:50,531 I think that's enough to help me sleep at night. 245 00:21:51,677 --> 00:21:52,871 Come on. Let's go. 246 00:21:54,646 --> 00:21:56,944 The decapitated body of 20-year-old... 247 00:21:57,015 --> 00:21:59,142 Pendleton student, Michelle Mancini... 248 00:21:59,217 --> 00:22:01,208 was found in her car. 249 00:22:01,286 --> 00:22:04,187 Police suspect her assailant was probably hiding in the back seat. 250 00:22:04,256 --> 00:22:07,384 In the meantime, the search continues for Michael McDonald... 251 00:22:07,459 --> 00:22:10,690 the proprietor of this gas station where she was last seen. 252 00:22:10,762 --> 00:22:14,698 Police are asking anyone with any information on his whereabouts... 253 00:22:14,766 --> 00:22:16,233 to contact them immediately. 254 00:22:16,301 --> 00:22:19,896 This is David McAree reporting live. 255 00:22:19,971 --> 00:22:21,529 That's horrible. 256 00:22:21,606 --> 00:22:24,404 Someone told me that she was listening to my show when it happened. 257 00:22:24,476 --> 00:22:26,239 My voice was probably the last thing she heard. 258 00:22:26,311 --> 00:22:29,747 - Can you imagine? - What if there is a lunatic on campus? 259 00:22:29,815 --> 00:22:32,249 That's fine with me. I'm hitting the half pipe at Kellington this weekend. 260 00:22:32,317 --> 00:22:34,308 Did anyone here know her? 261 00:22:34,386 --> 00:22:36,115 She roomed in Daley. 262 00:22:36,188 --> 00:22:37,553 - No. - No. 263 00:22:38,957 --> 00:22:40,481 Hello? 264 00:22:41,493 --> 00:22:42,892 Space cadet. 265 00:22:43,729 --> 00:22:45,993 Oh, no, I didn't know her. 266 00:22:47,632 --> 00:22:51,090 Actually, you know, I did know her. 267 00:22:51,169 --> 00:22:52,796 - You did? - Yeah. 268 00:22:53,739 --> 00:22:56,105 I'll miss her, too, 'cause... 269 00:22:56,174 --> 00:22:58,005 that girl gave great head. 270 00:23:00,579 --> 00:23:01,944 You get it? She gave great head. 271 00:23:02,013 --> 00:23:03,480 - Come on! - That was good. 272 00:23:14,893 --> 00:23:16,019 Hey, Tash. 273 00:23:16,094 --> 00:23:18,688 - Sorry about last night. - Yeah? 274 00:23:18,764 --> 00:23:20,755 Well, don't let it happen again. 275 00:23:33,145 --> 00:23:34,942 Here. You dropped these. 276 00:23:43,955 --> 00:23:45,183 Excuse me? 277 00:23:49,060 --> 00:23:52,154 This is my phone line too. 278 00:24:00,338 --> 00:24:03,273 Hey, it's Brenda. You seemed kind of weird this afternoon. 279 00:24:03,341 --> 00:24:05,707 You okay, hon? Call me. 280 00:24:05,777 --> 00:24:07,540 Natalie, it's Mom. 281 00:24:07,612 --> 00:24:10,410 Listen, sweetie, I'm just calling to make sure you're okay. 282 00:24:10,482 --> 00:24:13,042 Isn't it horrible about Michelle? 283 00:24:14,119 --> 00:24:16,553 Please call, okay? I love you. 284 00:24:50,755 --> 00:24:52,245 Hey! I was just in the neighborhood. 285 00:24:52,324 --> 00:24:54,258 Thought I'd drop by, see if you wanted to go to the house. 286 00:24:54,326 --> 00:24:56,385 Parker said he's gonna pierce Hootie's nose. 287 00:24:56,461 --> 00:24:57,792 Hootie's a dog. 288 00:24:57,863 --> 00:25:00,229 Yeah, there's no reason he can't be hip. 289 00:25:00,298 --> 00:25:01,731 No, that's okay, Damon. 290 00:25:02,601 --> 00:25:04,091 What's up? You all right? 291 00:25:04,169 --> 00:25:05,727 Yeah, I'm fine. 292 00:25:05,804 --> 00:25:09,638 Listen, we don't have to go hang out with a bunch of drunken frat boys. 293 00:25:09,708 --> 00:25:12,734 We could just go someplace and talk. 294 00:25:15,213 --> 00:25:17,374 I don't really want this to get out around campus... 295 00:25:17,449 --> 00:25:20,384 but I can actually be a pretty good listener every once in a while. 296 00:25:31,696 --> 00:25:33,630 - A little something to warm you up? - Sure. 297 00:25:41,039 --> 00:25:43,439 It's a slight process. 298 00:25:52,150 --> 00:25:54,277 Oh, God. 299 00:26:03,528 --> 00:26:05,553 So you and Michelle were friends then? 300 00:26:05,630 --> 00:26:07,530 Yeah. 301 00:26:07,599 --> 00:26:09,191 So what happened? 302 00:26:09,267 --> 00:26:11,827 I'd really rather not talk about it anymore. 303 00:26:11,903 --> 00:26:13,928 It's completely understandable. 304 00:26:14,005 --> 00:26:16,439 If you don't want to open up, that's fine. 305 00:26:18,276 --> 00:26:20,904 I want you to know that... 306 00:26:20,979 --> 00:26:23,243 I know exactly what you're going through. 307 00:26:23,315 --> 00:26:25,579 - You do? - Sure. 308 00:26:27,218 --> 00:26:29,686 I lost somebody close to me. 309 00:26:33,758 --> 00:26:35,692 My girlfriend, she's- 310 00:26:38,029 --> 00:26:41,192 - She's dead. - Oh, I'm so sorry. 311 00:26:41,266 --> 00:26:43,200 No, it's okay. 312 00:26:44,436 --> 00:26:46,734 She was sick for awhile. 313 00:26:46,805 --> 00:26:49,069 She had... 314 00:26:49,140 --> 00:26:51,165 a syndrome... 315 00:26:51,242 --> 00:26:54,803 and after that... 316 00:26:56,481 --> 00:27:00,315 I was afraid to get close to anybody for a long time, but then... 317 00:27:00,385 --> 00:27:02,444 it hit me, you know. 318 00:27:02,520 --> 00:27:05,489 Why am I being so selfish? 319 00:27:05,557 --> 00:27:08,685 I still have so much love inside of me left to give. 320 00:27:08,760 --> 00:27:10,921 - You do? - Yeah, and Natalie... 321 00:27:10,996 --> 00:27:13,055 you're in need of loving. 322 00:27:13,131 --> 00:27:14,860 - I am? - Yeah. 323 00:27:14,933 --> 00:27:17,060 You're lonely. You're repressed. 324 00:27:17,135 --> 00:27:19,103 You're aching to break loose. 325 00:27:19,170 --> 00:27:21,434 Those are the type of problems that only a man can fix. 326 00:27:21,506 --> 00:27:25,067 And, I suppose, you're that man. 327 00:27:26,645 --> 00:27:28,408 Well, you know- 328 00:27:30,882 --> 00:27:35,478 Nice try. That was a fairly good impersonation of a human being. 329 00:27:35,553 --> 00:27:38,317 I understand, you're afraid. 330 00:27:38,390 --> 00:27:40,551 But you don't have to be afraid anymore. 331 00:27:40,625 --> 00:27:42,923 You don't have to be afraid to love. 332 00:27:44,095 --> 00:27:45,460 Start the car right now. 333 00:27:45,530 --> 00:27:48,055 Okay, that hurt. I'm just trying to help you out here. 334 00:27:48,133 --> 00:27:49,930 You don't have to act like such a bitch. 335 00:27:50,001 --> 00:27:51,935 It's not an act. Believe me. 336 00:27:54,205 --> 00:27:56,503 You sure you don't wanna think this over? 337 00:27:56,574 --> 00:27:59,065 'Cause I'm all about healing. 338 00:27:59,144 --> 00:28:02,045 One black eye or two? You decide. 339 00:28:04,749 --> 00:28:06,546 All right, fine. 340 00:28:06,618 --> 00:28:08,916 I'm gonna take a piss. I'll be right back. 341 00:28:11,656 --> 00:28:12,748 Pig. 342 00:29:20,525 --> 00:29:22,550 Shake it and let's go. 343 00:29:43,081 --> 00:29:44,207 Come on! 344 00:30:15,513 --> 00:30:18,038 Don't start the car. 345 00:31:24,616 --> 00:31:29,178 This is the end of your rotten life, you motherfuckin' dope pusher! 346 00:31:36,561 --> 00:31:40,657 It was easy for him because he really didn't believe it was coming. 347 00:31:40,732 --> 00:31:44,793 But it ain't gonna be easy for you 'cause you better believe this coming. 348 00:31:44,869 --> 00:31:46,336 Girl, what's wrong with you? 349 00:31:46,404 --> 00:31:49,373 They killed him! Somebody killed him! 350 00:31:52,210 --> 00:31:54,701 It's right past this bridge. 351 00:31:56,948 --> 00:31:58,973 I don't see nothing. 352 00:31:59,050 --> 00:32:01,518 Are you sure this is it? 353 00:32:12,063 --> 00:32:15,726 - I don't get it. The car was- - Here, huh? 354 00:32:15,800 --> 00:32:18,826 You don't mind me asking- What the hell are you on? 355 00:32:18,903 --> 00:32:22,066 Nothing! The car was right here. 356 00:32:24,075 --> 00:32:28,569 - Right here. - I saw his body. I touched it. 357 00:32:28,646 --> 00:32:31,046 It's probably the same person who killed Michelle Mancini. 358 00:32:31,115 --> 00:32:32,582 That's impossible, baby. 359 00:32:32,650 --> 00:32:36,518 The police arrested that gas station attendant this afternoon. 360 00:32:39,991 --> 00:32:42,084 It was a mannequin. 361 00:32:42,160 --> 00:32:45,425 Damon uses it all the time to scare pledges during hazing. 362 00:32:45,496 --> 00:32:49,227 He also has this life-size blow-up doll. 363 00:32:49,300 --> 00:32:51,825 - But you don't wanna know about that. - It wasn't a mannequin. 364 00:32:51,903 --> 00:32:54,531 - Damon was dead. - Come on. 365 00:32:54,605 --> 00:32:57,938 Damon is the best practical joker on this campus, all right? 366 00:32:58,009 --> 00:33:01,706 He once convinced a freshman he was the middle Hanson brother to get laid. 367 00:33:03,081 --> 00:33:07,518 - Shouldn't he be enjoying his handiwork? - Weekend snowboarding trip. 368 00:33:07,585 --> 00:33:10,349 Some last-fling bachelor party with some high school buddies. 369 00:33:10,421 --> 00:33:12,013 Come on. 370 00:33:14,926 --> 00:33:16,587 Whoa, wait a minute. 371 00:33:16,661 --> 00:33:18,253 Scratching on the roof of the car. 372 00:33:19,397 --> 00:33:21,558 Don't you guys get it? 373 00:33:21,632 --> 00:33:23,691 Come on. Just like that urban legend. 374 00:33:23,768 --> 00:33:25,861 - What are you talking about? - Come on. 375 00:33:25,937 --> 00:33:28,497 Wexler talks about it every semester in class. 376 00:33:28,573 --> 00:33:32,304 You know? Guy and a girl parked out in the woods, making out. 377 00:33:32,377 --> 00:33:35,107 - You made out with him? - Guy steps out of the car... 378 00:33:35,179 --> 00:33:37,409 and the girl starts to hear these scratching noises on the roof. 379 00:33:37,482 --> 00:33:40,280 It's her dead boyfriend, hung from a tree. 380 00:33:40,351 --> 00:33:42,319 Damon's in the class. He knew the myth. 381 00:33:42,387 --> 00:33:44,378 He must've just planned the whole thing out. 382 00:33:44,455 --> 00:33:47,891 Well, I thought it was the only way a girl would ever say he was hung. 383 00:33:47,959 --> 00:33:49,722 Conniving bastard. 384 00:33:49,794 --> 00:33:50,886 Wait a second. 385 00:33:50,962 --> 00:33:52,589 Isn't there another story... 386 00:33:52,663 --> 00:33:55,996 about a guy with an ax hiding in a woman's back seat? 387 00:33:56,067 --> 00:34:00,504 Hello? My mom still checks the back seat before getting into a car. 388 00:34:00,571 --> 00:34:02,664 That's how Michelle Mancini died. 389 00:34:02,740 --> 00:34:03,900 Oh, my God. 390 00:34:03,975 --> 00:34:05,272 What are you trying to say? 391 00:34:05,343 --> 00:34:09,143 It's like someone out there is taking all these stories... 392 00:34:09,213 --> 00:34:10,976 and making them reality? 393 00:34:13,718 --> 00:34:16,482 Then my big question is, what is he gonna do next? 394 00:34:16,554 --> 00:34:20,490 Maybe put spider eggs in bubble gum or ram a gerbil up a celebrity's ass. 395 00:34:21,692 --> 00:34:23,489 Come on! 396 00:34:23,561 --> 00:34:25,461 Give Damon a call up at Kellington. 397 00:34:25,530 --> 00:34:27,361 You'll see he's there. 398 00:34:37,742 --> 00:34:40,006 - Do you mind if I use- - What? 399 00:34:40,078 --> 00:34:41,670 Never mind. 400 00:34:47,318 --> 00:34:51,584 Yeah, there was a blonde guy who arrived with that group this morning. 401 00:34:51,656 --> 00:34:53,851 Bachelor party or something. 402 00:34:53,925 --> 00:34:56,689 Damon Brooks, specifically. Can you tell me if he checked in? 403 00:34:56,761 --> 00:34:59,161 Well, I really can't tell you that. 404 00:34:59,230 --> 00:35:03,257 The cabin's not in his name, and it's not on his credit card. 405 00:35:03,334 --> 00:35:07,703 Look, I'm happy to take the message, but I can't guarantee he'll pick it up. 406 00:35:07,772 --> 00:35:09,706 So whatever you want me- 407 00:35:48,412 --> 00:35:50,004 Hello? 408 00:35:59,457 --> 00:36:01,049 Is someone there? 409 00:36:34,025 --> 00:36:35,617 - Look what I found. - What? 410 00:36:35,693 --> 00:36:37,684 An early edition of "Kama Sutra"... 411 00:36:37,762 --> 00:36:40,196 with illustrations. 412 00:36:40,264 --> 00:36:42,562 You think Parker'll get into it? 413 00:36:42,633 --> 00:36:44,225 Does he have a choice? 414 00:36:47,405 --> 00:36:48,997 What's that? 415 00:36:54,879 --> 00:36:57,677 - Don't tell me you still think- - I don't know. 416 00:37:11,696 --> 00:37:13,857 This is it. 417 00:37:26,410 --> 00:37:29,846 Wait a second. This is definitely not a myth. 418 00:37:29,914 --> 00:37:32,712 - What? - The "Gang High Beam Initiation. " 419 00:37:32,783 --> 00:37:34,114 It happens all the time. 420 00:37:34,185 --> 00:37:36,653 Gang members drive around at night with their headlights off. 421 00:37:36,721 --> 00:37:40,122 And when someone goes to flash their high beams to warn 'em, they kill 'em. 422 00:37:41,192 --> 00:37:44,787 That's why I never warn anybody about anything when I drive. 423 00:37:45,863 --> 00:37:47,797 Anyway, I gotta go. 424 00:37:47,865 --> 00:37:49,628 I got some homework. 425 00:37:49,700 --> 00:37:51,292 - See you later. - Bye. 426 00:39:38,042 --> 00:39:41,478 Sounds like Elvira's raising more than just the dead in there. 427 00:39:41,545 --> 00:39:43,103 Thanks for the warning. 428 00:39:59,663 --> 00:40:02,598 I'm sorry. I'm not looking. 429 00:41:56,080 --> 00:41:59,743 Better check her pulse. She's looked like that for years. 430 00:42:16,400 --> 00:42:18,493 - How is she? - I don't know. 431 00:42:18,569 --> 00:42:20,537 I haven't had a chance to talk to her yet. 432 00:42:23,874 --> 00:42:26,707 All right. I'll see you later. 433 00:42:26,777 --> 00:42:30,304 We know this is difficult for you, but... 434 00:42:30,381 --> 00:42:32,906 we need to understand why... 435 00:42:32,983 --> 00:42:34,917 if you heard moaning... 436 00:42:34,985 --> 00:42:37,317 you didn't turn on the lights? 437 00:42:37,388 --> 00:42:40,824 I'd walked in on Tash having sex before. 438 00:42:40,891 --> 00:42:42,552 It wasn't something I cared to see again. 439 00:42:42,626 --> 00:42:45,151 So you never actually saw anyone there. 440 00:42:45,229 --> 00:42:46,253 I sensed that- 441 00:42:46,330 --> 00:42:49,595 No, honey, did you see anyone in the room? 442 00:42:52,102 --> 00:42:55,503 Did you know Tash was manic-depressive? 443 00:42:56,440 --> 00:42:57,930 She painted half the room black. 444 00:42:58,008 --> 00:42:59,669 I had a pretty good idea. 445 00:42:59,743 --> 00:43:01,540 There are no signs of foul play here. 446 00:43:01,612 --> 00:43:03,876 No forced entry. 447 00:43:03,948 --> 00:43:05,540 What are you saying? 448 00:43:05,616 --> 00:43:09,177 It appears to be a tragic suicide. 449 00:43:09,253 --> 00:43:12,347 No. Tash didn't kill herself. 450 00:43:12,423 --> 00:43:15,221 There was someone else in that room. 451 00:43:15,292 --> 00:43:17,453 "Aren't you glad you didn't turn on the lights," for Christ's sake? 452 00:43:17,528 --> 00:43:20,554 A very morbid suicide note. 453 00:43:30,207 --> 00:43:34,439 Honey, I am so sorry. Are you all right? 454 00:43:35,546 --> 00:43:38,777 Of course not. Stupid question. 455 00:43:38,849 --> 00:43:41,283 I mean, who would've thought she would do something like that? 456 00:43:41,352 --> 00:43:43,980 I mean, she's weird and everything, but- 457 00:43:50,828 --> 00:43:53,092 You wanna go get some coffee and talk? 458 00:43:53,163 --> 00:43:55,461 I just gotta be alone right now. 459 00:44:21,191 --> 00:44:24,991 I know that this is a really bad time for you... 460 00:44:27,131 --> 00:44:29,429 but I gotta ask you a couple of questions. 461 00:44:29,500 --> 00:44:31,866 No, I'm not doing any interviews. 462 00:44:31,935 --> 00:44:35,894 If it makes you feel any better, I don't wanna talk about Tash. 463 00:44:35,973 --> 00:44:38,407 I just wanted to know... 464 00:44:38,475 --> 00:44:40,841 if you can tell me a little bit about this. 465 00:44:41,879 --> 00:44:42,971 How did you get that? 466 00:44:44,982 --> 00:44:47,450 I contacted Michelle's high school- 467 00:44:47,518 --> 00:44:49,110 your high school- 468 00:44:51,522 --> 00:44:54,685 Now, why didn't you tell me you knew her? 469 00:44:54,758 --> 00:44:57,818 So you could exploit her death more than you already have. 470 00:44:59,063 --> 00:45:00,655 I'm just doing my job. 471 00:45:00,731 --> 00:45:04,428 Okay? What am I supposed to do? Turn my back on a murder? 472 00:45:04,501 --> 00:45:06,332 Or a suicide? 473 00:45:06,403 --> 00:45:08,098 It wasn't a suicide. 474 00:45:08,172 --> 00:45:10,606 What are you talking about? 475 00:45:10,674 --> 00:45:12,835 She was murdered. 476 00:45:12,910 --> 00:45:15,470 Just like Michelle. Just like Damon. 477 00:45:23,887 --> 00:45:26,913 I don't know what's going on here, but... 478 00:45:26,990 --> 00:45:30,391 you know, if you want, we can go somewhere and talk. 479 00:45:31,462 --> 00:45:32,986 Off the record. 480 00:45:46,810 --> 00:45:49,540 - You don't believe me either. - That's not what I'm saying. 481 00:45:49,613 --> 00:45:52,207 It's just that... 482 00:45:52,282 --> 00:45:56,241 the idea of an urban legend serial killer... 483 00:45:57,888 --> 00:45:59,185 it's a stretch. 484 00:46:00,824 --> 00:46:02,382 But don't you think it's possible? 485 00:46:02,459 --> 00:46:04,620 Yeah, it's possible. 486 00:46:06,396 --> 00:46:08,330 But I don't know. 487 00:46:09,566 --> 00:46:11,966 Maybe the gas station attendant killed Michelle. 488 00:46:12,035 --> 00:46:14,367 Maybe Damon's snowboarding. 489 00:46:14,438 --> 00:46:16,929 And maybe... 490 00:46:17,007 --> 00:46:18,975 Tash just killed herself. 491 00:46:21,044 --> 00:46:23,205 If it is true... 492 00:46:23,280 --> 00:46:24,770 why like this? 493 00:46:24,848 --> 00:46:26,782 Why now? 494 00:46:27,851 --> 00:46:29,910 Tonight's the 25th anniversary. 495 00:46:32,523 --> 00:46:34,047 What's that got to do with anything? 496 00:46:34,124 --> 00:46:36,115 The Stanley Hall Massacre. 497 00:46:36,193 --> 00:46:39,959 I told you, that story is not true. 498 00:46:41,131 --> 00:46:42,792 Are you sure? 499 00:46:47,371 --> 00:46:50,135 All right, if there's any truth to Stanley Hall... 500 00:46:50,207 --> 00:46:52,141 it'd be in here. 501 00:46:53,944 --> 00:46:56,412 So this is where you research all your lurid articles. 502 00:46:56,480 --> 00:46:59,506 Reality is lurid, all right? 503 00:47:00,751 --> 00:47:02,844 I'm only the messenger. 504 00:47:02,920 --> 00:47:05,514 '71-'72, '74. 505 00:47:09,393 --> 00:47:11,088 That's weird. '73's not here. 506 00:47:21,438 --> 00:47:22,871 How long you been workin' here? 507 00:47:22,940 --> 00:47:25,033 Too damn long. 508 00:47:25,108 --> 00:47:26,973 You know anything about Stanley Hall? 509 00:47:31,849 --> 00:47:34,147 I don't know what you're talking about. 510 00:47:34,218 --> 00:47:35,776 Did anyone die there? 511 00:47:39,423 --> 00:47:40,651 Please. 512 00:47:42,092 --> 00:47:44,185 We really need to know. 513 00:47:49,366 --> 00:47:51,129 Talk to Wexler. 514 00:47:56,640 --> 00:48:00,770 It's his office hours. He should be here. 515 00:48:00,844 --> 00:48:02,573 Here. Watch out. Just a second. 516 00:48:11,255 --> 00:48:13,189 Would you look at that? 517 00:48:29,506 --> 00:48:31,667 So do they teach you this in class? 518 00:48:31,742 --> 00:48:35,269 I dropped Journalism Ethics early in the semester. Wasn't helping my G.P.A. 519 00:49:34,338 --> 00:49:36,135 Oh, shit. 520 00:50:06,003 --> 00:50:08,130 - Is he gone? - Yeah. 521 00:50:15,645 --> 00:50:17,977 Something I can help you with? 522 00:50:18,048 --> 00:50:21,779 You two break in to a professor's office... 523 00:50:21,852 --> 00:50:25,049 and then have the audacity to accuse him of murder? 524 00:50:25,122 --> 00:50:27,056 We found the ax. 525 00:50:27,124 --> 00:50:31,527 That is a prop I use in my folklore class. 526 00:50:31,595 --> 00:50:34,359 How can you even suggest that I had anything to do with that girl's death? 527 00:50:34,431 --> 00:50:37,832 Why don't you tell us about the Stanley Hall Massacre? 528 00:50:40,470 --> 00:50:42,631 Professor Wexler, Reese... 529 00:50:42,706 --> 00:50:45,334 may I have a moment alone with them? 530 00:50:50,547 --> 00:50:52,515 After our talk this morning... 531 00:50:52,582 --> 00:50:55,574 I decided to take a look at your personal file. 532 00:50:59,456 --> 00:51:02,755 Probation for reckless endangerment? 533 00:51:04,127 --> 00:51:06,425 It was just for a year. 534 00:51:06,496 --> 00:51:08,430 I'd already been accepted here. 535 00:51:08,498 --> 00:51:10,625 Which was lucky. 536 00:51:10,700 --> 00:51:12,167 We don't usually accept... 537 00:51:12,235 --> 00:51:15,398 students with a criminal record. 538 00:51:16,206 --> 00:51:17,901 As for you, young man... 539 00:51:17,974 --> 00:51:19,703 you're off the paper... 540 00:51:19,776 --> 00:51:21,505 effective immediately. 541 00:51:21,578 --> 00:51:24,376 No, you can't do that, okay? 542 00:51:24,448 --> 00:51:26,040 Read the charter. 543 00:51:26,116 --> 00:51:29,108 The dean can't dictate editorial policy. 544 00:51:29,186 --> 00:51:31,552 I didn't fire you. 545 00:51:31,621 --> 00:51:35,113 Your editor did. We spoke an hour ago. 546 00:51:35,192 --> 00:51:37,126 Have a good weekend. 547 00:51:41,832 --> 00:51:44,665 What was all that about? Reckless endangerment? 548 00:51:44,734 --> 00:51:47,430 We're not exactly talking about running a stop sign here, are we now? 549 00:51:47,504 --> 00:51:49,836 I really don't wanna talk about it. 550 00:51:49,906 --> 00:51:51,669 Oh, okay, what do you want to talk about? 551 00:51:51,741 --> 00:51:54,266 My career options without a body of writing samples? 552 00:51:54,344 --> 00:51:57,211 Because for your information, they're kind of limited. 553 00:51:57,280 --> 00:52:01,148 It was in high school. It's over. 554 00:52:01,218 --> 00:52:03,709 Look. Does this have something to do with Michelle Mancini? 555 00:52:03,787 --> 00:52:06,915 Hey, I just wanna know what's going on here... 556 00:52:06,990 --> 00:52:09,959 'cause I don't know if I buy it anymore. 557 00:52:11,995 --> 00:52:13,929 I don't know if I ever bought it. 558 00:52:41,057 --> 00:52:44,356 It's gonna be a wet one out there tonight, folks. 559 00:52:44,427 --> 00:52:46,827 The storm is expected to bring four inches of rain... 560 00:52:46,897 --> 00:52:50,663 and 30-mile-per-hour winds throughout most of New England. 561 00:52:50,734 --> 00:52:53,601 Local authorities are advising everyone to please stay indoors. 562 00:52:53,670 --> 00:52:56,833 If you do decide to go out though, make sure you grab a slicker. 563 00:53:53,964 --> 00:53:56,364 Natalie, nothing is gonna happen to me. 564 00:53:56,433 --> 00:53:59,231 But why do you keep doing this to yourself? 565 00:53:59,302 --> 00:54:00,997 Look at you. 566 00:54:01,071 --> 00:54:03,005 You've gotta stop this. 567 00:54:07,777 --> 00:54:09,711 I knew Michelle Mancini. 568 00:54:11,648 --> 00:54:14,276 We went to high school together. 569 00:54:16,453 --> 00:54:18,512 We hadn't spoken in... 570 00:54:18,588 --> 00:54:20,021 two years. 571 00:54:24,694 --> 00:54:26,127 Why? 572 00:54:27,764 --> 00:54:31,063 We were in my car one night. Michelle was driving. 573 00:54:32,736 --> 00:54:36,172 The story about the gang high beam initiation had been going around. 574 00:54:38,275 --> 00:54:40,505 Michelle wanted to play a practical joke... 575 00:54:40,577 --> 00:54:43,307 so she turned the headlights off... 576 00:54:44,648 --> 00:54:48,175 and waited for the first car to pass by and flash us. 577 00:54:50,320 --> 00:54:52,584 When someone finally did... 578 00:54:52,656 --> 00:54:54,590 she made a U-turn and... 579 00:54:55,892 --> 00:54:57,416 started chasing him... 580 00:54:58,995 --> 00:55:00,929 flashing her high beams, laughing. 581 00:55:04,801 --> 00:55:06,735 I was laughing, too, at first... 582 00:55:07,804 --> 00:55:10,238 then we started going really fast. 583 00:55:14,744 --> 00:55:17,178 I wanted to tell her to stop... 584 00:55:19,115 --> 00:55:21,049 but I just sat there. 585 00:55:23,086 --> 00:55:26,385 And then the other car lost control and ran off the road. 586 00:55:34,097 --> 00:55:36,031 He was our age. 587 00:55:39,369 --> 00:55:42,133 By the time the ambulance came, he was already dead. 588 00:55:46,609 --> 00:55:48,975 The courts were lenient with us. 589 00:55:49,045 --> 00:55:50,342 We just got probation. 590 00:55:56,486 --> 00:55:59,649 I was never able to forgive her for what she did. 591 00:56:02,192 --> 00:56:06,492 I guess I couldn't forgive myself for not doing something more to stop it. 592 00:56:06,563 --> 00:56:08,588 Oh, my God. 593 00:56:08,665 --> 00:56:10,826 How awful... 594 00:56:10,900 --> 00:56:12,561 for everyone. 595 00:56:13,737 --> 00:56:16,035 I don't know. I think I should just go home. 596 00:56:16,106 --> 00:56:20,600 Come on. You need to be relaxed, have some fun and come to the party. 597 00:56:22,178 --> 00:56:23,941 Please? 598 00:56:24,013 --> 00:56:26,379 - Promise you won't leave me alone. - I promise. 599 00:56:26,449 --> 00:56:30,249 Unless, of course, I hook up with some cute, little blue-eyed journalist. 600 00:56:30,320 --> 00:56:32,982 Then you might have to fend for yourself. 601 00:57:34,684 --> 00:57:36,413 - Don't do that. - Sorry. 602 00:57:36,486 --> 00:57:37,817 Little jumpy? 603 00:57:37,887 --> 00:57:41,050 No, not at all. 604 00:57:41,124 --> 00:57:43,285 I was just thinking. 605 00:57:43,359 --> 00:57:45,327 Me too. 606 00:57:45,395 --> 00:57:49,889 It wouldn't be a bad idea to add a few extra guards this weekend just in case. 607 00:57:49,966 --> 00:57:51,433 In case what? 608 00:57:51,501 --> 00:57:54,561 Well, after that suicide and what happened to the Mancini girl... 609 00:57:54,637 --> 00:57:58,232 now I'm having trouble locating another student, a boy named Damon Brooks. 610 00:57:58,308 --> 00:58:00,299 He's been missing for some days now. 611 00:58:00,376 --> 00:58:04,073 Missing? He's not missing. It's the weekend. 612 00:58:04,147 --> 00:58:06,513 He's probably shacked up in some motel... 613 00:58:06,583 --> 00:58:10,110 with a girl or a guy or a farm animal. 614 00:58:10,186 --> 00:58:11,585 Whatever. 615 00:58:11,654 --> 00:58:13,144 Weren't you ever 18? 616 00:58:13,223 --> 00:58:16,192 - Not that kind of 18. - My point is... 617 00:58:16,259 --> 00:58:18,693 I don't want you overreacting. 618 00:58:18,761 --> 00:58:23,164 Don't contact anyone without my permission. 619 00:58:23,233 --> 00:58:25,133 No parents. No police. 620 00:58:25,201 --> 00:58:28,193 - Is that understood? - Understood. 621 00:58:28,271 --> 00:58:29,533 Good night, sir. 622 00:59:48,851 --> 00:59:51,445 Go! Come on, boy! There you go! 623 00:59:51,521 --> 00:59:53,887 There you go! That's my boy! 624 01:00:03,833 --> 01:00:06,301 I love you! 625 01:00:06,369 --> 01:00:08,599 Hey, listen. 626 01:00:13,042 --> 01:00:16,239 That scream, that's an actual cry for help... 627 01:00:16,312 --> 01:00:18,246 by a girl being murdered. 628 01:00:18,314 --> 01:00:21,078 - You're kidding me? - No! 629 01:00:21,150 --> 01:00:22,981 That's why it sounds so real... 630 01:00:23,052 --> 01:00:26,078 because it was lifted off a 911 tape. 631 01:00:26,923 --> 01:00:28,356 - That's great. - Yeah. 632 01:00:41,170 --> 01:00:43,104 Hey, you made it! 633 01:00:45,208 --> 01:00:47,540 And already, I'm starting to regret it. 634 01:00:47,610 --> 01:00:49,669 I'm gonna get something to drink. You want anything? 635 01:00:49,746 --> 01:00:51,509 - A beer. - Okay. Be right back. 636 01:00:51,581 --> 01:00:55,347 Stanley Hall's not a legend. There was one survivor that night. 637 01:00:59,555 --> 01:01:01,682 It makes perfect sense. 638 01:01:01,758 --> 01:01:03,851 Pendleton covered up Stanley Hall... 639 01:01:03,926 --> 01:01:06,724 and Wexler, so long as he keeps his mouth shut... 640 01:01:06,796 --> 01:01:08,730 he gets a job for life. 641 01:01:08,798 --> 01:01:11,665 - Why would he do it? - It eats at him. 642 01:01:11,734 --> 01:01:15,795 And probably every year around this time, he goes a little wacko. 643 01:01:15,872 --> 01:01:18,238 This year, off the charts. 644 01:01:18,307 --> 01:01:21,640 Well, then, we have to call the police right away before it happens again. 645 01:01:21,711 --> 01:01:23,303 I already tried. 646 01:01:23,379 --> 01:01:25,108 Dean Adams beat me to it. 647 01:01:25,181 --> 01:01:28,173 They said he warned them to expect some prank calls tonight. 648 01:01:28,251 --> 01:01:30,185 He even gave them our names. 649 01:01:35,758 --> 01:01:37,191 Look. 650 01:01:41,097 --> 01:01:43,292 I'm sorry I doubted you before. 651 01:01:45,735 --> 01:01:47,168 What? 652 01:01:50,740 --> 01:01:53,937 - Hey. - What is he trying to do to me? 653 01:01:57,447 --> 01:01:59,039 I'm so scared. 654 01:02:00,349 --> 01:02:02,283 Hey... 655 01:02:02,351 --> 01:02:04,216 listen to me. 656 01:02:04,287 --> 01:02:07,347 Nothing's gonna happen to you, okay? 657 01:02:07,423 --> 01:02:09,050 I promise. 658 01:02:21,037 --> 01:02:23,562 You don't waste any time, do you? 659 01:02:24,941 --> 01:02:27,876 - Here. It's light. - Oh, shit. 660 01:02:27,944 --> 01:02:29,878 What was all that about? 661 01:02:30,613 --> 01:02:32,205 I screwed up. 662 01:02:58,174 --> 01:03:01,507 Jesus! You trying to give me a heart attack here? 663 01:03:01,577 --> 01:03:03,374 Boo! 664 01:03:03,446 --> 01:03:06,381 The building's off-limits after 10:00. 665 01:03:08,684 --> 01:03:10,618 Good night to you too. 666 01:03:33,476 --> 01:03:34,909 Hello? 667 01:04:14,584 --> 01:04:16,814 Oh. What? 668 01:04:18,721 --> 01:04:19,915 Hey, Parker. 669 01:04:20,723 --> 01:04:23,123 Let me talk to you for a second. 670 01:04:23,192 --> 01:04:25,183 Look, you might wanna end this party a little early. 671 01:04:25,261 --> 01:04:26,489 What? 672 01:04:26,562 --> 01:04:28,530 Natalie was right all along. 673 01:04:30,867 --> 01:04:33,131 Say no more. Everybody, listen up! 674 01:04:33,202 --> 01:04:35,602 No, listen. Turn the music down. 675 01:04:35,671 --> 01:04:37,332 Listen, everybody. 676 01:04:38,708 --> 01:04:41,677 Paul here, he thinks we should end the party. 677 01:04:43,045 --> 01:04:44,706 No. 678 01:04:44,780 --> 01:04:47,476 Tell everybody why they should go home. 679 01:04:50,486 --> 01:04:52,215 There's a killer on campus. 680 01:04:54,023 --> 01:04:55,615 And let me guess. 681 01:04:55,691 --> 01:04:59,058 This killer is offing people... 682 01:05:00,329 --> 01:05:01,956 based on urban legends. 683 01:05:02,031 --> 01:05:03,726 Yeah, that's right. 684 01:05:05,501 --> 01:05:09,631 Well, I've got a legend that you may or may not have heard of. 685 01:05:09,705 --> 01:05:14,665 This mediocre Woodward and Bernstein wanna-be realized... 686 01:05:14,744 --> 01:05:18,077 I'm gonna graduate in a couple of weeks and end up writing gardening tips... 687 01:05:18,147 --> 01:05:20,342 for Martha Stewart's "Living. " 688 01:05:20,416 --> 01:05:22,884 Hang on. Unless I get a really hot story. 689 01:05:22,952 --> 01:05:25,079 Something that really flies. 690 01:05:25,154 --> 01:05:27,418 I got it. 691 01:05:27,490 --> 01:05:30,482 I'll take advantage of my homicidal instincts... 692 01:05:30,559 --> 01:05:31,856 and I'll start killing people... 693 01:05:31,928 --> 01:05:35,159 in a trendy, attention-getting, cover-story... 694 01:05:35,231 --> 01:05:36,391 kind of way... 695 01:05:36,465 --> 01:05:39,764 basing them on urban legends. 696 01:05:42,238 --> 01:05:44,672 Why don't you have another drink? 697 01:05:44,740 --> 01:05:49,074 Maybe you're the one that should leave and let everybody else have a good time. 698 01:05:49,145 --> 01:05:50,544 Right? 699 01:05:54,750 --> 01:05:58,242 You stay here. I'm gonna go get some help, all right? 700 01:06:01,424 --> 01:06:03,187 Why do you always have to be such a jerk? 701 01:06:03,259 --> 01:06:05,523 I was just messing around. 702 01:06:05,594 --> 01:06:08,085 I'm gonna go to the radio station, okay? 703 01:06:08,164 --> 01:06:10,860 Hey, who's my girl? 704 01:06:13,602 --> 01:06:14,694 That's my girl! 705 01:06:21,477 --> 01:06:22,910 Let's go. 706 01:06:29,018 --> 01:06:30,451 Hello? 707 01:06:35,291 --> 01:06:37,725 You're gonna die tonight. 708 01:06:39,128 --> 01:06:41,062 Oh, really? 709 01:06:45,534 --> 01:06:50,471 I see. The call's coming from inside the house. 710 01:06:50,539 --> 01:06:54,566 Could it be an urban legend? 711 01:06:54,643 --> 01:06:57,134 Am I right? Hello? 712 01:06:57,213 --> 01:06:59,408 Hey, don't get shy on me all of a sudden, fuck face. 713 01:06:59,482 --> 01:07:02,315 This is the one about the baby-sitter, right? 714 01:07:02,385 --> 01:07:05,582 She's getting those scary, harassing phone calls. 715 01:07:05,654 --> 01:07:07,918 When she traces them back... 716 01:07:07,990 --> 01:07:10,823 they're coming from inside the house, right? 717 01:07:10,893 --> 01:07:14,852 But aren't you forgetting something? I'm not baby-sitting any kids. 718 01:07:14,930 --> 01:07:17,956 Wrong legend. This is the one about the old lady... 719 01:07:18,034 --> 01:07:21,526 who dries her wet dog in the microwave. 720 01:07:44,727 --> 01:07:47,525 Goddamn, fucking sick, motherfucker! 721 01:07:47,596 --> 01:07:49,188 Hootie. Fuck! 722 01:07:50,466 --> 01:07:51,660 Wanna fuck with me? 723 01:08:27,603 --> 01:08:29,093 Are you sure it's blood? 724 01:08:29,171 --> 01:08:31,662 I'm sure it's blood. I'm covered in it. 725 01:08:31,740 --> 01:08:34,709 Due to the storm, all units are presently responding to calls. 726 01:08:34,777 --> 01:08:37,177 - A unit has been called. - You know what really chaps my hide? 727 01:08:37,246 --> 01:08:39,510 It's the way you pledge to serve and protect... 728 01:08:39,582 --> 01:08:42,210 and then you don't give a rat's ass when something really happens. 729 01:08:42,284 --> 01:08:43,717 Hold, please. 730 01:08:46,155 --> 01:08:48,385 I'll do it myself. 731 01:08:53,729 --> 01:08:55,663 This is Paul. Leave a message. 732 01:08:58,434 --> 01:09:00,800 So let me get this straight. 733 01:09:00,870 --> 01:09:03,998 You guys just tried out this new sexual position and you're stuck. 734 01:09:04,073 --> 01:09:07,338 - I'm not stuck. He is. - Just relax and stop clenching. 735 01:09:07,409 --> 01:09:10,276 I saw this happen to dogs once. It is so humiliating. 736 01:09:10,346 --> 01:09:12,906 All right, you guys, this is what you're gonna do, okay? 737 01:09:13,782 --> 01:09:15,249 Hello? 738 01:09:18,354 --> 01:09:20,288 Are you guys there? 739 01:09:39,542 --> 01:09:41,169 Help me! 740 01:09:41,243 --> 01:09:43,871 Somebody help me! 741 01:09:49,952 --> 01:09:51,715 Something's happening. 742 01:09:51,787 --> 01:09:56,622 No. She's doing a performance art piece to commemorate the massacre. 743 01:10:04,266 --> 01:10:05,665 Help me! 744 01:10:11,607 --> 01:10:14,167 Oh, my God! 745 01:10:14,243 --> 01:10:15,437 Please! 746 01:10:15,511 --> 01:10:18,173 She's good. I got chills. 747 01:10:47,443 --> 01:10:48,569 Somebody! 748 01:10:50,746 --> 01:10:52,179 Someone, please! 749 01:10:52,248 --> 01:10:55,012 Help! My God! 750 01:12:08,023 --> 01:12:09,820 Please, help me! 751 01:12:47,896 --> 01:12:49,022 No! 752 01:12:50,399 --> 01:12:53,061 Please, I don't wanna die. 753 01:13:28,704 --> 01:13:31,229 Sasha's dead! I just saw her and the killer. 754 01:13:31,306 --> 01:13:32,796 All right. Where did this happen? 755 01:13:32,875 --> 01:13:34,866 The radio station. 756 01:13:34,943 --> 01:13:37,468 Jesus. Come on. 757 01:13:37,546 --> 01:13:39,537 Why did you leave? 758 01:13:39,615 --> 01:13:42,516 I thought I told you to stay at the house. 759 01:13:42,584 --> 01:13:44,518 Oh, shit. 760 01:13:50,726 --> 01:13:52,853 - Where were you? - Running all over campus. 761 01:13:52,928 --> 01:13:55,055 Trying to find help. The dean is gone. 762 01:13:55,130 --> 01:13:57,564 I can't find Reese anywhere. 763 01:14:00,235 --> 01:14:01,759 It's dead. 764 01:14:03,906 --> 01:14:06,101 Goddamn storm. 765 01:14:07,976 --> 01:14:09,910 We're gonna get the hell out of here. 766 01:14:09,978 --> 01:14:13,038 Gotta get off campus and find some help. 767 01:14:16,118 --> 01:14:20,487 - What are you doing? - I was just making sure the- 768 01:14:20,556 --> 01:14:22,285 I told you the phones were dead. 769 01:14:29,131 --> 01:14:30,860 I'm on your side. 770 01:14:32,701 --> 01:14:34,168 Let's get out of here. 771 01:14:35,971 --> 01:14:38,030 We'll go into town. We'll find a phone. 772 01:14:42,878 --> 01:14:45,472 What's happening? I heard Sasha on the radio. 773 01:14:45,547 --> 01:14:46,605 She's dead. 774 01:14:46,682 --> 01:14:48,081 Oh, my God. 775 01:14:48,150 --> 01:14:50,243 - Are you sure? - We're out of here. 776 01:14:50,319 --> 01:14:51,786 What? 777 01:14:51,854 --> 01:14:53,481 Hello? 778 01:15:04,500 --> 01:15:06,331 Dean Adams... 779 01:15:06,401 --> 01:15:08,028 this is Reese. 780 01:15:09,471 --> 01:15:11,837 Hello? Are you there? 781 01:15:12,975 --> 01:15:15,876 You have my number. Use it. 782 01:15:34,229 --> 01:15:35,821 Do you smell something? 783 01:15:37,366 --> 01:15:39,493 No. 784 01:15:39,568 --> 01:15:43,197 We should stop at that gas station, see if the phones work. 785 01:15:45,040 --> 01:15:46,507 Fine. 786 01:15:55,217 --> 01:15:56,809 Be right back. 787 01:16:06,461 --> 01:16:09,453 - Oh, it does reek in here. - Yeah. 788 01:16:15,637 --> 01:16:18,003 I'm sorry that I acted like such a jerk about you and Paul. 789 01:16:19,608 --> 01:16:22,042 You two like each other. 790 01:16:22,110 --> 01:16:24,044 Then you should be together. 791 01:17:03,585 --> 01:17:07,077 Like I said, he's all yours. 792 01:17:30,912 --> 01:17:33,210 - Where are we going? - Back to campus. 793 01:18:17,793 --> 01:18:19,226 Stop! 794 01:18:20,929 --> 01:18:22,590 - What's wrong? - Someone's after me. 795 01:18:22,664 --> 01:18:24,256 Get in. 796 01:18:46,621 --> 01:18:48,646 - You okay? - No. 797 01:18:49,725 --> 01:18:51,693 Got a coat right there. 798 01:19:04,539 --> 01:19:06,530 Ain't gonna bite ya. 799 01:19:11,146 --> 01:19:12,477 Just let me out here. 800 01:19:12,547 --> 01:19:13,912 What? 801 01:19:16,251 --> 01:19:17,343 What are you doing? 802 01:19:18,286 --> 01:19:19,878 Please, just let me out. 803 01:19:19,955 --> 01:19:22,890 It won't open from the inside. 804 01:19:25,594 --> 01:19:26,720 Stop that! 805 01:19:28,230 --> 01:19:30,027 What's wrong with you? 806 01:19:37,572 --> 01:19:39,039 Idiot kids. 807 01:19:40,275 --> 01:19:42,004 No! 808 01:19:48,450 --> 01:19:49,439 It's him! 809 01:19:55,690 --> 01:19:57,521 Keep going! 810 01:19:59,127 --> 01:20:00,185 Come on. 811 01:20:03,465 --> 01:20:05,228 Just keep going! Faster! 812 01:21:20,141 --> 01:21:22,735 Hello? Is anybody there? 813 01:21:25,380 --> 01:21:27,814 Help! Can you hear me? 814 01:21:27,883 --> 01:21:30,977 - Hello? - Somebody help me! 815 01:21:32,954 --> 01:21:34,387 Oh, God! 816 01:21:40,662 --> 01:21:42,721 Somebody help me! 817 01:22:08,790 --> 01:22:10,724 Somebody help me! 818 01:22:11,793 --> 01:22:14,557 He's gonna kill me! 819 01:22:29,210 --> 01:22:31,735 Please! Somebody help me! 820 01:22:45,660 --> 01:22:47,651 Please! 821 01:24:41,709 --> 01:24:43,768 Gotcha! 822 01:24:45,880 --> 01:24:47,905 I must say, Natalie... 823 01:24:47,982 --> 01:24:50,177 you have proved your friendship to me... 824 01:24:50,251 --> 01:24:53,311 coming all the way out here to rescue me... 825 01:24:53,388 --> 01:24:56,016 without even a little pepper spray to defend yourself. 826 01:24:56,091 --> 01:24:57,752 Very endearing. 827 01:24:58,660 --> 01:25:00,025 Excuse me? 828 01:25:00,095 --> 01:25:02,893 I'm sorry, but I can't understand a thing you're saying, doll. 829 01:25:06,267 --> 01:25:09,259 Now, if I remove the gag... 830 01:25:09,337 --> 01:25:11,168 you have got to promise me... 831 01:25:11,239 --> 01:25:13,469 that you won't scream. 832 01:25:13,541 --> 01:25:16,271 Lord knows I had enough of that with Sasha. 833 01:25:20,815 --> 01:25:22,339 You're fucking crazy! 834 01:25:25,220 --> 01:25:28,314 I prefer the term "eccentric"... 835 01:25:28,389 --> 01:25:29,481 but... 836 01:25:29,557 --> 01:25:31,286 yeah... 837 01:25:31,359 --> 01:25:33,327 I guess you could say I'm a little nutty. 838 01:25:33,394 --> 01:25:36,293 Why? 839 01:25:40,602 --> 01:25:42,832 You still haven't figured it out, have you? 840 01:25:44,105 --> 01:25:45,936 Well, lucky for you, Miss Thang... 841 01:25:46,007 --> 01:25:48,339 I've got a visual aid. 842 01:25:51,312 --> 01:25:53,507 There I am... 843 01:25:54,249 --> 01:25:55,773 with my boyfriend... 844 01:25:55,850 --> 01:25:58,284 the love of my life. 845 01:25:59,220 --> 01:26:01,780 Have you found the love of your life yet? 846 01:26:03,424 --> 01:26:05,085 Course not. 847 01:26:05,160 --> 01:26:07,094 You're too self-involved to bother. 848 01:26:09,264 --> 01:26:11,732 Pic ring any bells? 849 01:26:16,771 --> 01:26:18,466 Oh, my God. 850 01:26:21,643 --> 01:26:24,134 His name was David Evans. 851 01:26:25,547 --> 01:26:29,711 The one you and your friend decided to have a little fun with that night. 852 01:26:30,785 --> 01:26:32,776 David and I were gonna get married... 853 01:26:32,854 --> 01:26:34,287 that summer... 854 01:26:34,355 --> 01:26:36,289 right after graduation. 855 01:26:38,960 --> 01:26:41,758 He didn't have enough money to buy me a ring yet so... 856 01:26:43,031 --> 01:26:44,999 he got me this instead... 857 01:26:48,303 --> 01:26:50,635 the night you took him away from me! 858 01:26:50,705 --> 01:26:52,900 Brenda, I wasn't- 859 01:26:52,974 --> 01:26:55,772 You weren't driving, but it was your car... 860 01:26:55,843 --> 01:26:58,403 and you were there, Natalie! 861 01:27:00,848 --> 01:27:01,974 Now... 862 01:27:02,050 --> 01:27:03,347 didn't you tell me... 863 01:27:03,418 --> 01:27:06,683 that you were having a little difficulty... 864 01:27:06,754 --> 01:27:08,346 forgiving yourself? 865 01:27:09,424 --> 01:27:10,584 I thought... 866 01:27:10,658 --> 01:27:12,250 as a friend... 867 01:27:12,327 --> 01:27:13,954 I could help you out in that department. 868 01:27:17,498 --> 01:27:19,022 Payback's a bitch! 869 01:27:19,100 --> 01:27:20,658 Isn't it? 870 01:27:20,735 --> 01:27:22,760 Brenda, please, you need to get help. 871 01:27:22,837 --> 01:27:25,305 I have already tried therapy! 872 01:27:25,373 --> 01:27:27,967 Obviously, it did me no good. 873 01:27:28,042 --> 01:27:29,475 And I must say... 874 01:27:29,544 --> 01:27:31,774 I am kind of enjoying all this... 875 01:27:31,846 --> 01:27:35,475 playing with your pretty little head. 876 01:27:36,684 --> 01:27:39,517 You used an urban legend to kill my boyfriend. 877 01:27:39,587 --> 01:27:41,020 And now- 878 01:27:41,089 --> 01:27:42,681 What are you gonna do? 879 01:27:42,757 --> 01:27:45,021 Oh, just my favorite U.L. 880 01:27:47,528 --> 01:27:49,120 The Kidney Heist. 881 01:27:52,200 --> 01:27:54,794 You do know this one, don't you? 882 01:27:54,869 --> 01:27:56,860 Guy gets picked up by a woman at a bar. 883 01:27:56,938 --> 01:28:00,874 She takes him back to her hotel room. Fixes him a drink. Boom! Knocked out. 884 01:28:00,942 --> 01:28:03,172 When he wakes up, he's in a bathtub full of ice... 885 01:28:03,244 --> 01:28:05,735 and he realizes that one of his kidneys has been removed. 886 01:28:06,981 --> 01:28:09,040 Supposedly they sell them on the black market. 887 01:28:09,117 --> 01:28:11,347 I don't think it's ever actually happened though. 888 01:28:12,487 --> 01:28:13,920 Till tonight. 889 01:28:31,939 --> 01:28:33,531 You won't get away with this. 890 01:28:33,608 --> 01:28:35,940 Natalie, of course I will. 891 01:28:36,010 --> 01:28:37,443 I've got the perfect murder... 892 01:28:37,512 --> 01:28:39,275 in the trunk of Paul's car. 893 01:28:41,749 --> 01:28:43,046 - You're sick. - Professor... 894 01:28:43,117 --> 01:28:45,847 does away with his students, then kills himself... 895 01:28:45,920 --> 01:28:48,946 in the same manner as the course he teaches. 896 01:28:49,023 --> 01:28:50,456 It's beautiful. 897 01:28:50,525 --> 01:28:52,993 It's so fucking clean, isn't it? 898 01:28:54,162 --> 01:28:57,529 Well, enough chat, Nat. I'm sorry. 899 01:28:57,598 --> 01:28:59,156 I don't have any anesthesia. 900 01:28:59,233 --> 01:29:02,031 I guess you'll just have to bite down real hard on that gag... 901 01:29:02,103 --> 01:29:04,298 and hope that you go into shock soon. 902 01:29:04,372 --> 01:29:05,566 Please, don't do this. 903 01:29:07,208 --> 01:29:09,472 Don't you wanna be an urban legend? 904 01:29:09,544 --> 01:29:11,409 All your friends are now. 905 01:29:14,982 --> 01:29:17,314 Ouch! Stupid bitch! 906 01:29:19,554 --> 01:29:22,546 I'm really going to enjoy watching you bleed to death. 907 01:29:26,160 --> 01:29:28,321 Now, is this... 908 01:29:29,197 --> 01:29:30,221 your kidney? 909 01:29:30,298 --> 01:29:32,766 Or is that the liver? 910 01:29:32,834 --> 01:29:35,302 I was always such a dope in anatomy. 911 01:29:35,370 --> 01:29:37,201 Well, who cares, right? 912 01:29:37,271 --> 01:29:40,638 First organ I see, I'm just gonna grab it. 913 01:29:46,381 --> 01:29:47,643 Drop the weapon! 914 01:29:49,050 --> 01:29:52,281 Oh, great. Rent-A-Cop to the rescue. 915 01:29:52,353 --> 01:29:55,117 Put your hands up. Get up against the wall. 916 01:29:55,189 --> 01:29:57,316 You loony psycho bitch. 917 01:29:58,826 --> 01:30:01,920 It's all right, sugar. It's gonna be okay. 918 01:30:03,297 --> 01:30:04,628 Move it! 919 01:30:13,541 --> 01:30:15,133 Don't you move. 920 01:30:31,759 --> 01:30:33,886 Don't you fucking move. 921 01:30:34,695 --> 01:30:36,890 Shit. Bullet through the head. 922 01:30:36,964 --> 01:30:40,229 Not exactly an urban legend, but in the essence of time. 923 01:30:40,301 --> 01:30:42,201 It's not gonna bring him back. 924 01:30:42,270 --> 01:30:44,534 I know that... 925 01:30:44,605 --> 01:30:47,403 but it will bring a devastated little Paul... 926 01:30:47,475 --> 01:30:49,238 right into my arms. 927 01:30:49,310 --> 01:30:52,336 I'll have him, and he'll have his Pulitzer. 928 01:30:53,614 --> 01:30:55,707 What did you think? 929 01:30:55,783 --> 01:30:58,513 I was gonna let you take two men out of my life? 930 01:31:02,690 --> 01:31:03,884 Very well done. 931 01:31:06,461 --> 01:31:08,395 I couldn't have planned it better myself. 932 01:31:08,463 --> 01:31:09,657 - Really? - Yeah. 933 01:31:09,730 --> 01:31:12,392 I mean, I thought I was screwed after Natalie... 934 01:31:12,467 --> 01:31:15,436 fucked it up for me with the dean, but this- 935 01:31:17,171 --> 01:31:19,071 This is just what I need. 936 01:31:20,741 --> 01:31:22,606 A few things though. 937 01:31:23,344 --> 01:31:24,936 I'm listening. 938 01:31:25,012 --> 01:31:26,445 Well... 939 01:31:27,715 --> 01:31:28,909 I need some details... 940 01:31:28,983 --> 01:31:30,382 for my article. 941 01:31:31,752 --> 01:31:34,186 You know, about how Wexler did each one. 942 01:31:34,255 --> 01:31:36,450 Details only you could give me. 943 01:31:36,524 --> 01:31:39,254 It would be great for your career. 944 01:31:40,828 --> 01:31:42,762 And we would be so fucking hot together. 945 01:31:43,965 --> 01:31:46,866 And I'd be very grateful. 946 01:31:49,170 --> 01:31:52,105 So why don't you give me the gun. 947 01:31:52,173 --> 01:31:54,107 I'll take care of the rest. 948 01:31:54,175 --> 01:31:56,109 You're cute. 949 01:31:58,045 --> 01:31:59,774 But you're not that fucking cute. 950 01:32:00,848 --> 01:32:03,248 Now, which one of you... 951 01:32:03,317 --> 01:32:04,909 do I kill first? 952 01:32:04,986 --> 01:32:07,784 Eenie, meanie... 953 01:32:07,855 --> 01:32:09,322 miney- 954 01:32:12,460 --> 01:32:13,893 Mo. 955 01:32:17,865 --> 01:32:20,129 What, are you gonna shoot me? 956 01:32:20,201 --> 01:32:21,225 Huh? 957 01:32:22,537 --> 01:32:24,505 What kind of friend are you? 958 01:32:41,155 --> 01:32:43,055 Give me the gun. 959 01:32:43,124 --> 01:32:44,250 Come here. 960 01:32:44,325 --> 01:32:45,917 - You all right? - No. 961 01:32:54,035 --> 01:32:56,401 Thought I'd have to wait to be a cop... 962 01:32:56,470 --> 01:32:57,960 before a bullet ever hit me. 963 01:32:58,039 --> 01:32:59,529 Just stay down. 964 01:32:59,607 --> 01:33:02,337 - We're gonna go get some help. - All right. Quick. 965 01:33:10,351 --> 01:33:11,784 Do you think Reese'Il be okay? 966 01:33:11,852 --> 01:33:14,980 Reese is gonna be fine. Paramedics are on the way. 967 01:33:21,395 --> 01:33:23,659 This'Il become a legend, too, you know. 968 01:33:25,232 --> 01:33:27,894 It'll change a little from person to person, of course. 969 01:33:29,303 --> 01:33:31,237 Brenda will become a guy. 970 01:33:33,374 --> 01:33:35,069 You'll become a cop. 971 01:33:36,911 --> 01:33:40,074 And I'll end up in some insane asylum. 972 01:33:40,147 --> 01:33:41,910 So if this is an urban legend... 973 01:33:43,918 --> 01:33:46,011 at what point do we get to the twist? 974 01:35:07,101 --> 01:35:09,899 The river was such a mess 'cause of the storm... 975 01:35:09,970 --> 01:35:12,165 it washed away the body. 976 01:35:12,239 --> 01:35:14,070 The thing of it is... 977 01:35:14,141 --> 01:35:16,871 they never found a body. 978 01:35:16,944 --> 01:35:18,468 It wasn't there. 979 01:35:21,182 --> 01:35:23,150 - Bullshit. - It's true. 980 01:35:23,217 --> 01:35:26,277 Happened right here at Ashton. I swear to God. 981 01:35:26,353 --> 01:35:29,481 That is a stupid story you hear at every campus in the northeast. 982 01:35:29,557 --> 01:35:31,889 Exactly. I mean, where's your proof? 983 01:35:31,959 --> 01:35:35,292 Were you even listening? It all keeps getting covered up. 984 01:35:35,362 --> 01:35:36,795 Think about it. 985 01:35:36,864 --> 01:35:38,855 Who would enroll at Murder U.? 986 01:35:38,933 --> 01:35:40,366 Yeah. And you know what? 987 01:35:40,434 --> 01:35:43,198 Natalie- she's my old roommate's cousin. 988 01:35:43,270 --> 01:35:45,500 And Brenda's the girl in that Noxzema commercial. 989 01:35:47,742 --> 01:35:49,767 Look, does anybody here believe me? 990 01:35:49,844 --> 01:35:51,277 - Not a chance. - No. 991 01:35:53,214 --> 01:35:56,411 - I believe you. - Thank you. 992 01:35:56,484 --> 01:35:58,918 But you didn't tell it right. 993 01:35:58,986 --> 01:36:01,079 I didn't? 994 01:36:01,155 --> 01:36:02,884 Not at all. 995 01:36:02,957 --> 01:36:05,118 Okay, listen up, guys... 996 01:36:10,119 --> 01:36:16,119 Ripeados por Lilypat para www.clan-sudamerica.com.ar 997 01:36:17,305 --> 01:36:23,869 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from OpenSubtitles.org71982

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