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Damn!
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Whiskey, let's find us
a nice little bank.
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What do you know? I'm the boss.
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That does it, Whiskey.
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Now just for that, I'm going in alone.
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Without me, you'll wind up
holding a broken chair together.
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You say something?
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Okay...
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...but remember, I'm boss.
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Cactus Jack Slade waits in the shade
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Pondering his evil schemes
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He's a well- known bad guy
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Ready to try whatever it takes
To live up to his name
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No one is safe from the villain
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He totes a dangerous gun
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And robbing and stealing
And just plain dirty dealing
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Cactus Jack Slade gets it done
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Get off the streets, he's the villain
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Meet me in front.
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Close all the stores
Lock all the doors
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Cactus Jack Slade has arrived
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- Who is it?
- The sheriff.
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Open up.
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You're not the sheriff.
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I lied.
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One, close the door. Two, open the
safe. Three, on the floor.
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You forgot number two.
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Oh, no, I didn't. I did that
when you stuck that gun in my face.
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- Open that safe.
- The safe is locked for the night.
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And only Mr. Simpson
has the combination.
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I'm just a clerk.
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Excuse me.
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Got a light?
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How about a cigar?
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I don't smoke.
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Oh, I should've had two...
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- What's that noise?
- It came from the bank.
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The sheriff's coming.
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What are you doing, you traitor?
Whiskey? You traitor!
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I'll get even with you.
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You won't get away with this.
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Traitor! I'll get even with you.
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Get your hands off me.
Nobody pushes me around like this.
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Here, ma'am, let me help you
cross the street.
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Are you blind?
Don't you see all these horses?
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We'll never live through this.
Watch out!
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Are you trying to get me killed?
Oh, this is terrible.
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Here, let me help you, ma'am.
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See, Mother, safe and sound.
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First of all, I ain't your mother.
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Secondly,
take your arm off me, dummy!
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And third, I didn't want to cross
the street in the first place.
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Yes, ma'am.
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Charming, you're gonna miss
your train.
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Now remember what I told you.
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Avery Simpson would steal the candy
from a young'un if he got the chance.
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- Are you listening?
- Yes, Papa.
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- Them shoes still on that mare?
- Hell, yes.
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There's enough silver in that hill
to make a St. Louis hooker happy...
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...but it won't do no good
in the hills, understand?
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So you watch out
for that thieving Avery Simpson...
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...or he'll wind up owning
all of my mine. You follow me?
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One ticket to Snake's End.
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That'll do it,
one ticket to Snake's End.
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Going away on a business trip,
Mr. Parody?
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None of your business, Charming.
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Well, here's your ticket.
Well, take it. Bite on it.
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I'll get ahold of somebody to meet you
in Snake's End.
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And he'll protect you.
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I can take care of myself.
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Charming, I'm not worried about...
I'm worried about the money!
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Bring the money right back
to the house.
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- And be careful of strangers.
- Yes, Daddy.
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Pardon me, sir.
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- I'm Handsome Stranger.
- So?
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That's my name.
You have a telegram for me.
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Boy, you talk...
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...funny.
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Well, that's easy for you to say.
What about my telegram?
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So I did. I forgot to write it down.
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With all that commotion
and everything...
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...going over at the bank...
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But I do recollect what it said.
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It was from a guy named...
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...Parody Jones. He said...
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...his daughter was coming into town
to pick something up at the bank.
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And that you are supposed
to escort her...
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...back out to his...
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...place.
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And then he said something
about you owing him.
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That's true.
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He saved my life once.
I've been beholden to him ever since.
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When is Miss Jones arriving?
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Miss Jones is...
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Miss Jones is coming in
On the evening train
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Do I still have time to eat?
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Sure, you do. Just go on over
to the Broken Spoke and eat.
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Broken Spoke? It's a saloon.
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That's right.
And this here's a telegraph office.
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To send a telegram, you come here.
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It's the only place in town.
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To eat, you go to the Broken Spoke,
because it's the only place in...
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Thank you. Thank you.
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...town.
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Oh, I don't believe it.
Oh, easy. Go slow, go slow.
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What happened?
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She was trying to cross the street.
Got hit by a beer wagon.
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I always say that alcohol and driving
don't mix. What a pity.
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I thought I heard that voice!
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Get out! I'll kill you!
Stop this stretcher! Get that man!
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If it wasn't for you I wouldn't
have been hurt. Turn around!
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Turn this stretcher! Get that man!
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I'll teach you when I want to cross
the street!
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You leave me alone!
I'm gonna make you...
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- Morning, Mr. Avery.
- I want to see your prisoner.
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I want to see him alone.
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Traitor.
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- Cactus Jack?
- Who are you?
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I'm Avery Simpson.
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I own the bank you blew up last night.
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I used too much dynamite.
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Well, I'm not mad at you
for blowing up my bank.
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I'm not even mad at you for trying
to blow my safe apart.
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I don't keep any money in it anyway.
I don't trust banks.
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- You know why I'm not mad at you?
- Why?
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Because you and me may be able
to do business together.
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Now if we can...
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...you'll walk out of here with me
scot-free.
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And I'll give you $1000 cash tomorrow.
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If we can't do business together,
the sheriff is gonna hang you...
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...tonight.
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I don't know.
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- Well?
- I'm thinking, I'm thinking.
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- It's a deal.
- Good.
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A year ago I grubstaked
an old prospector.
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For that I got half of everything.
You follow me?
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Now he needs more money
to work the mine.
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He's putting up the other half
as collateral.
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I'm gonna lend him that money.
You follow me?
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His daughter will take the cash back
in the morning.
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I don't want it to get there.
If it don't, I'll get the whole mine.
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- You still follow me?
- What about a little advance?
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Here's $20, which
I'll deduct from the 500 you'll earn.
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You made mention of $1000,
didn't you?
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I thought I made mention of a hanging,
didn't I?
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Five hundred dollars.
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Whiskey, if you behave,
we're gonna be rich. Real rich.
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Whiskey.
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Not you. Stay outside.
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Leave the bottle.
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That's an uppercut.
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That's a left cross.
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And that's a two-by-four.
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Thank you.
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Mr. Stranger...
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...the evening train's coming.
I just heard the...
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...blow.
It's at Five-Mile Crossing.
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Then the train has five miles to go.
I still can finish my meal.
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If you want to meet the old train
you'd better come now because...
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...Five-Mile Crossing is only
half a mile down the t...
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- Track?
- Way.
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Really?
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I'd better go.
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Charming
Charming
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There ain't no woman in these parts
That looks as good as you
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Charming
Charming
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Don't forget
What you were sent to do
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Pardon me. Pardon me.
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Would you mind taking hold of these,
please?
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Well, yes, ma'am.
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Wonderful.
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You were the only lady
to get off the train.
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Yes, I was.
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- Then you must be Charming.
- You've said it all.
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I mean, Charming Jones.
Parody's daughter.
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I'm your pa's friend.
He told me to pick you up.
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- I'm Handsome Stranger.
- Yes, you are.
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- Let me help you.
- Thank you.
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My!
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- Shall we?
- Oh, yes. Yes.
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Handsome Stranger is such
a wonderful nickname.
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How did you get it?
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It's not a nickname.
It's my real name.
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- Really?
- Yes, I was named after my father.
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He must have been quite a man.
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I don't know. I never met him.
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How did you meet my daddy?
I never heard him mention your name.
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I met him in Denver.
He saved my life.
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He nursed me
after I got beat up by ruffians.
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Oh, dear. Why did they do that?
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You know, I don't know.
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But like I said,
it was a few years ago in Denver.
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I saw a bunch of crazy horses
running down Main Street.
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I finally realized
that these were runaways.
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So I jumped on my horse
and I chased them down the street.
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I ran after them.
It was crazy.
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They were going faster and faster.
I was catching up with them.
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There were children and women
and old men in danger in the street.
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It was really dangerous.
I tried to save them.
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You risked your life to try
to stop them.
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- I do this every day. I try to...
- Oh, how wonderful.
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So I kept running after them
and finally I did catch up.
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- What are you doing?
- I got them under control.
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Get him off my horse.
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You dummy. How am I gonna
make a living?
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That was the only cathouse in town.
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Excuse me, ma'am.
What do you do for a living?
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And that's the way it was.
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That was a brave and noble thing
you did, stopping that team of horses.
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Why, you could have been killed!
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Oh, yes.
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There's been a change of plans.
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The girl already got somebody
to ride shotgun for her.
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He don't look like much, but
it won't be easy to get the money.
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Why don't I just hold them up...?
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Why don't you just do that,
if you think you can handle it?
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What makes you think I can't?
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You did such a magnificent job
on the bank.
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Yeah, well, I've had a lot more
experience robbing people.
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Make sure you get that money.
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- I'll get it.
- Make sure you bring back all of it.
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- I'm not dishonest.
- And I'm not a trusting man.
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I always insure a risk.
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You take good care of that box,
young man.
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Charming, have a nice trip.
Say hi to your dad.
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We could've saved
some of Daddy's money...
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...by taking only one room.
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Oh, no, don't worry about it.
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I can pay for my own room.
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He was waiting at the station
When the train pulled in
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He was there to meet a lady
As a favour for a friend
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The stranger was a proud man
Who paid the debts he owed
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And it was his time to pay the debt
He owed from long ago
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Handsome Stranger
Where do you come from?
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No one seems to know
Your business here
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With your steel- blue eyes
And pearl handled guns
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There ain't an outlaw anywhere
You fear
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Handsome Stranger
Where do you come from?
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No one seems to know
Your business here
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With your steel- blue eyes
And pearl handled guns
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There ain't an outlaw anywhere
You fear
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Oh, let me straighten out the bags.
Can you hold this?
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- Are you gonna be long?
- No.
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00:29:12,880 --> 00:29:16,120
- What are you doing?
- Tying down the bags.
246
00:29:21,680 --> 00:29:23,200
Higher.
247
00:29:27,240 --> 00:29:31,480
No.
I mean me, higher.
248
00:29:36,680 --> 00:29:39,520
Now, was that difficult?
249
00:29:42,520 --> 00:29:45,840
This is the day we strike it rich.
250
00:29:51,520 --> 00:29:56,200
One, I merely step out
in front of that wagon.
251
00:29:59,800 --> 00:30:05,000
That ought to stop them.
Two, I shoot the boyfriend.
252
00:30:07,360 --> 00:30:12,440
Three, I steal the money
and ravish that woman.
253
00:30:14,640 --> 00:30:19,320
Leaving that oily banker
with his thumb up his dumb.
254
00:30:36,600 --> 00:30:38,720
I'll handle this.
255
00:31:07,280 --> 00:31:10,560
- Did you hear that?
- No, I heard nothing.
256
00:31:10,760 --> 00:31:13,280
There was a big sound.
257
00:31:43,360 --> 00:31:45,560
Whiskey!
258
00:31:54,760 --> 00:31:57,080
Whiskey, where you been?
259
00:32:12,440 --> 00:32:17,440
Why does the banker want him watched?
He needs to be looked after.
260
00:32:27,320 --> 00:32:31,480
- I've never done this before.
- You're doing a good job.
261
00:32:31,680 --> 00:32:32,960
Oh, thank you.
262
00:32:33,160 --> 00:32:38,240
- Thank you, ma'am.
- Oh, you're so welcome.
263
00:32:41,320 --> 00:32:44,080
- What a relief!
- What?
264
00:32:44,240 --> 00:32:47,120
We passed the bend and
nothing happened.
265
00:32:47,360 --> 00:32:49,080
Yes, I know.
266
00:33:55,320 --> 00:33:58,240
Whiskey!
267
00:34:09,760 --> 00:34:13,880
- It sure is desolate out here.
- Yes, ma'am.
268
00:34:19,880 --> 00:34:26,400
Won't it be awful if we're robbed
or attacked by bandits?
269
00:34:28,880 --> 00:34:32,280
I hear they do
terrible things to women.
270
00:34:42,160 --> 00:34:45,560
You don't talk much, do you?
271
00:34:50,800 --> 00:34:54,280
I wish you'd make some conversation.
272
00:34:54,520 --> 00:35:00,440
Otherwise, it's going to be a very,
very dull trip.
273
00:35:00,760 --> 00:35:05,080
- What do you want to talk about?
- Oh, anything. Surprise me.
274
00:35:05,280 --> 00:35:10,280
You want to see my gun?
Bet you've never seen one like this.
275
00:35:13,440 --> 00:35:15,280
It's like any other gun.
276
00:35:15,520 --> 00:35:19,280
It just looks like any other gun,
but it's different.
277
00:35:19,480 --> 00:35:21,200
Oh, really?
278
00:35:21,880 --> 00:35:24,560
Well, tell me.
I'm dying to know.
279
00:35:24,800 --> 00:35:28,320
- This is a seven-shot six-shooter.
- Yeah?
280
00:35:28,520 --> 00:35:31,400
And I had it specially made.
281
00:35:32,680 --> 00:35:34,200
Why?
282
00:35:35,560 --> 00:35:38,360
- Why?
- Yes, why?
283
00:35:38,560 --> 00:35:40,200
I don't know.
284
00:35:42,080 --> 00:35:45,000
- Nobody asked me that before.
- I'll bet.
285
00:36:32,800 --> 00:36:36,440
Ah, I love those Latin hymns.
286
00:36:37,440 --> 00:36:41,800
Welcome, stranger.
You're a handsome stranger.
287
00:36:42,120 --> 00:36:47,640
I see by the guns you wear
that you're a man of violence.
288
00:36:47,960 --> 00:36:53,080
Violence is ignorance.
But it's not too late to be saved.
289
00:36:53,280 --> 00:36:57,120
The skies are darkening.
Soon, the rain will fall.
290
00:36:57,320 --> 00:36:59,520
The angels are weeping.
291
00:36:59,720 --> 00:37:03,360
Let their teardrops
cleanse your heart.
292
00:37:03,560 --> 00:37:06,160
- It's not too late to be saved.
- Really?
293
00:37:06,360 --> 00:37:11,000
You can be the salt of the earth,
the light of the life.
294
00:37:11,240 --> 00:37:14,120
- But you gotta stop drinking.
- I'm not.
295
00:37:14,520 --> 00:37:16,680
- No drinking.
- Never.
296
00:37:16,920 --> 00:37:18,560
- No cussing.
- Never.
297
00:37:18,800 --> 00:37:22,360
No dirty jokes.
298
00:37:25,760 --> 00:37:31,040
The wicked sprung up like grass and
the works of iniquity flourished...
299
00:37:31,240 --> 00:37:36,040
...it was so they might be destroyed.
Hand me your guns.
300
00:37:40,720 --> 00:37:45,120
Now, if I were a mind to rob you...
301
00:37:46,440 --> 00:37:49,640
...or perhaps
molest your lady friend...
302
00:37:49,840 --> 00:37:53,880
...this gun wouldn't scare you at all.
303
00:37:54,480 --> 00:37:57,280
Because we both know it's not loaded.
304
00:37:57,720 --> 00:38:03,040
- But I want to tell you that...
- Freeze. My gun is definitely loaded.
305
00:38:03,240 --> 00:38:04,680
Right.
306
00:38:04,840 --> 00:38:08,000
If I were to pull the trigger...
307
00:38:08,200 --> 00:38:10,840
...it wouldn't scare you.
- Reverend!
308
00:38:23,760 --> 00:38:26,720
I wish he wouldn't have left so soon.
309
00:38:26,920 --> 00:38:29,960
I think he really could've helped me.
310
00:38:30,640 --> 00:38:32,000
Me too.
311
00:38:33,520 --> 00:38:38,320
You and your seven-shot six-shooter.
312
00:38:58,160 --> 00:38:59,600
Whiskey.
313
00:39:00,680 --> 00:39:02,080
What happened?
314
00:39:18,480 --> 00:39:20,320
Behave yourself.
315
00:39:25,200 --> 00:39:31,680
Whiskey, when we steal that money,
we're gonna buy a nice spread.
316
00:39:32,160 --> 00:39:37,280
With a little corral
and a couple of cute fillies for you.
317
00:39:38,680 --> 00:39:43,120
I think I'll get me
a couple cute fillies too.
318
00:39:44,160 --> 00:39:48,600
Now, go away.
I gotta work this out.
319
00:39:55,560 --> 00:39:58,360
Yeah, this is gonna work.
320
00:42:15,320 --> 00:42:19,000
I like this place.
Let's spend the night here.
321
00:42:19,160 --> 00:42:21,040
Perfect.
322
00:42:37,080 --> 00:42:40,040
I'll take care of the team, okay?
323
00:42:45,680 --> 00:42:49,840
Charming
Charming
324
00:42:50,160 --> 00:42:54,920
There ain't no woman in these parts
That looks as good as you
325
00:42:55,120 --> 00:42:59,160
Charming
Charming
326
00:42:59,560 --> 00:43:02,520
Don't forget
What you were sent to do
327
00:43:03,960 --> 00:43:08,840
She came to town
With her head held high
328
00:43:10,160 --> 00:43:14,560
Cowboys smile when she walks by
329
00:43:15,960 --> 00:43:20,480
Across the badlands she does ride
330
00:43:21,480 --> 00:43:26,160
With a handsome stranger
By her side
331
00:43:27,760 --> 00:43:29,640
Charming
332
00:43:32,360 --> 00:43:34,400
Charming
333
00:43:34,840 --> 00:43:38,240
There ain't no woman
Looks as good as you
334
00:43:51,880 --> 00:43:53,520
What's the matter?
335
00:43:55,240 --> 00:43:59,040
- Do you know which way is north?
- Why?
336
00:43:59,480 --> 00:44:04,800
When we stay overnight here,
we point the wagon to the North Star.
337
00:44:05,360 --> 00:44:09,480
- We know in the morning where to go.
- Really?
338
00:44:09,880 --> 00:44:12,800
I read it in one of the
pioneer magazines.
339
00:44:14,760 --> 00:44:16,160
Tell you what.
340
00:44:16,360 --> 00:44:21,000
If we cross the river and stay on
the road we've been on all day...
341
00:44:21,200 --> 00:44:24,080
...we'll get to where we're going.
342
00:44:25,680 --> 00:44:30,720
- You're right.
- You know, I think I'll take a bath.
343
00:44:30,920 --> 00:44:33,320
I'll get some wood for the fire.
344
00:44:33,560 --> 00:44:37,080
Would you like to scrub my back?
345
00:44:37,360 --> 00:44:39,640
I'd better get the wood.
346
00:44:40,160 --> 00:44:43,680
I knew he'd say that.
I knew it.
347
00:45:47,480 --> 00:45:49,400
Handsome?
348
00:45:49,640 --> 00:45:51,600
Handsome, is that you?
349
00:46:00,960 --> 00:46:05,680
We should have packed a lunch.
It's gonna be a long job.
350
00:46:06,560 --> 00:46:09,480
You wanna Indian wrestle?
351
00:46:29,160 --> 00:46:31,280
Miss Charming?
352
00:46:31,520 --> 00:46:34,280
I've been lying here
and looking at you...
353
00:46:34,440 --> 00:46:37,240
...and thinking how fitting
your name is.
354
00:46:37,400 --> 00:46:41,280
I mean, it really does you justice.
355
00:46:42,560 --> 00:46:45,320
How did you get a name like that?
356
00:46:46,360 --> 00:46:49,360
It was the first thing
that my daddy said...
357
00:46:49,520 --> 00:46:52,600
...when he found out
they were going to have me.
358
00:46:52,840 --> 00:46:56,880
Mama said,
"Parody, I think I'm pregnant."
359
00:46:57,080 --> 00:47:01,880
And Daddy said,
"Oh, charming. Just charming."
360
00:47:02,880 --> 00:47:06,360
Your dad.
He's quite a guy, I'll tell you.
361
00:47:12,160 --> 00:47:14,040
Do you have a girl?
362
00:47:18,640 --> 00:47:21,400
Have you ever had a girl?
363
00:47:21,760 --> 00:47:24,840
I don't think so, Miss Charming.
364
00:47:37,440 --> 00:47:39,480
What are you gonna do?
365
00:47:44,480 --> 00:47:47,480
It's going to get cold tonight.
366
00:47:47,680 --> 00:47:51,520
So I think I'm getting
some wood for the fire.
367
00:48:03,680 --> 00:48:05,040
What the...?
368
00:48:07,360 --> 00:48:09,200
Respect!
369
00:48:10,520 --> 00:48:15,280
One of these days,
I'm gonna trade you in for a mule.
370
00:48:15,520 --> 00:48:19,160
Yeah, you think you're so
goldarned smart.
371
00:48:20,520 --> 00:48:23,040
I don't think that was so funny.
372
00:48:49,920 --> 00:48:51,120
Whiskey!
373
00:48:58,320 --> 00:48:59,560
Did you hear me?
374
00:49:02,960 --> 00:49:05,880
Then what are you standing there for?
375
00:49:15,440 --> 00:49:19,400
Anxious Beaver, look down there.
376
00:49:24,000 --> 00:49:26,640
Over there.
377
00:49:28,120 --> 00:49:31,280
- It's him.
- Him it is.
378
00:49:35,760 --> 00:49:38,080
That's a very smart horse.
379
00:49:38,320 --> 00:49:42,800
Now, that's a horse for you, Mary.
380
00:49:57,880 --> 00:49:59,560
My braves!
381
00:50:16,160 --> 00:50:20,480
We're gonna have a necktie party,
Mr. Handsome Stranger.
382
00:50:20,720 --> 00:50:25,720
You're gonna be the guest of honour,
Mr. Handsome Stranger.
383
00:50:52,920 --> 00:50:54,440
Whiskey!
384
00:50:57,960 --> 00:51:00,040
Whiskey!
385
00:51:46,480 --> 00:51:48,760
I'll tell you when.
386
00:52:13,640 --> 00:52:14,960
Missed.
387
00:52:15,160 --> 00:52:19,720
Rock went behind. Gonna hit the thing.
I don't get that.
388
00:53:40,960 --> 00:53:45,560
It's chapter six.
"The tunnel in the hillside."
389
00:54:15,240 --> 00:54:17,560
Right there.
390
00:54:57,040 --> 00:54:59,360
Did you see that?
391
00:55:36,360 --> 00:55:38,960
Oh, what do you know?
392
00:55:43,240 --> 00:55:45,760
This is a shortcut.
393
00:55:49,040 --> 00:55:51,360
Watch this.
394
00:56:08,240 --> 00:56:11,760
I'll show you how to handle
these situations.
395
00:56:14,400 --> 00:56:16,360
Here.
396
00:56:18,200 --> 00:56:20,160
Back up.
397
00:56:30,200 --> 00:56:32,760
Keep it that way.
398
00:56:35,440 --> 00:56:37,760
Keep it taut.
399
00:57:01,440 --> 00:57:03,880
Back up!
400
00:57:04,040 --> 00:57:05,720
Back up!
401
00:57:06,600 --> 00:57:09,360
Do you hear me?
402
00:58:05,640 --> 00:58:10,160
We've got to be careful from here on.
This is Indian country.
403
00:58:14,760 --> 00:58:20,360
- Indian County.
- County?
404
00:58:30,640 --> 00:58:35,760
Whiskey, this book has been
fouling me up.
405
00:58:37,000 --> 00:58:40,600
I don't need Jesse James.
406
00:58:40,840 --> 00:58:43,560
Or Doc Holliday.
407
00:58:43,760 --> 00:58:46,360
Or Billy the Kid.
408
00:58:47,000 --> 00:58:49,160
I don't need anybody.
409
00:58:49,360 --> 00:58:53,960
From now on, I do it my way.
410
00:58:54,560 --> 00:58:58,160
Cactus Jack Slade.
411
00:59:48,840 --> 00:59:53,600
Why does old enemy...
412
00:59:53,840 --> 00:59:58,240
...Prickly Jack come to Nervous Elk?
413
00:59:58,640 --> 01:00:02,960
It's Cactus Jack. Cactus Jack Slade.
414
01:00:04,680 --> 01:00:07,600
I come to speak with straight tongue.
415
01:00:07,840 --> 01:00:11,560
Tongue may be straight...
416
01:00:11,800 --> 01:00:16,160
...but mouth hide many sharp teeth.
417
01:00:16,400 --> 01:00:21,560
I seek great chief's help.
I lost my heart to a girl.
418
01:00:21,800 --> 01:00:25,760
- Can't you talk without your hands?
- Yeah, well...
419
01:00:25,960 --> 01:00:30,360
...this fellow that's with her
is one big mean critter.
420
01:00:30,560 --> 01:00:36,560
How can this tired old warrior help?
421
01:00:37,360 --> 01:00:41,800
I was hoping that if you and me
and a bunch of these braves...
422
01:00:42,040 --> 01:00:44,800
...were to pop out
sudden-like at him...
423
01:00:45,040 --> 01:00:48,760
...he wouldn't be so likely
to start a ruckus.
424
01:00:51,800 --> 01:00:55,600
You want nothing from this man...
425
01:00:55,840 --> 01:00:58,000
...but woman?
- Not one thing.
426
01:00:58,440 --> 01:01:00,560
Well, I'd take the buckboard.
427
01:01:00,800 --> 01:01:04,160
She couldn't ride a horse
dressed like she is.
428
01:01:04,360 --> 01:01:06,960
I'd even give him my horse.
429
01:01:07,800 --> 01:01:10,360
I'm still willing
to do him a kindness.
430
01:01:10,520 --> 01:01:15,560
Giving him that horse no kindness.
431
01:01:23,960 --> 01:01:28,960
What's in it for Nervous Elk?
432
01:01:30,760 --> 01:01:35,760
- Scalps.
- Scalps?
433
01:01:35,960 --> 01:01:41,960
- Come now, Many-Sticker John.
- It's Cactus Jack Slade.
434
01:01:42,160 --> 01:01:44,960
Whatever.
435
01:01:45,200 --> 01:01:50,600
Scalps don't put beans on table.
436
01:01:52,640 --> 01:01:55,960
I'll share the woman.
437
01:01:58,840 --> 01:02:02,960
White woman crazy.
438
01:02:03,160 --> 01:02:06,200
They all keep one bullet in gun.
439
01:02:06,440 --> 01:02:08,200
Yeah, I heard that.
440
01:02:08,440 --> 01:02:11,800
By the way, I've been meaning
to ask you...
441
01:02:12,040 --> 01:02:17,160
What do you Indians do when
you capture a white woman?
442
01:02:19,160 --> 01:02:23,760
Nervous Elk not know.
443
01:02:24,000 --> 01:02:30,200
Crazy white woman always shoots self
before me have chance to find out!
444
01:02:30,440 --> 01:02:34,760
All except one.
445
01:02:35,000 --> 01:02:36,800
Who, by mistake...
446
01:02:37,040 --> 01:02:40,600
...shoot Nervous Elk...
447
01:02:40,840 --> 01:02:43,440
...in the jewels.
448
01:02:44,720 --> 01:02:47,160
Yeah, I remember.
449
01:02:47,360 --> 01:02:50,760
For old-time's sake, will you help me?
450
01:02:51,240 --> 01:02:55,560
Me like nearsighted elk
that make love to cactus...
451
01:02:55,760 --> 01:02:58,360
...been stuck before.
452
01:02:59,640 --> 01:03:02,000
We will help.
453
01:03:02,240 --> 01:03:05,520
I knew I could count on my friend.
Thanks, chief.
454
01:03:17,040 --> 01:03:19,760
Now what's the matter with you?
455
01:03:26,200 --> 01:03:28,840
What's wrong?
456
01:03:29,840 --> 01:03:33,160
I wasn't gonna give you away.
457
01:03:34,960 --> 01:03:38,800
Come here. I was just saying that.
458
01:03:39,040 --> 01:03:41,560
See you at the camp.
459
01:03:56,840 --> 01:04:00,360
That man is here to steal money,
isn't he?
460
01:04:00,560 --> 01:04:04,560
And if you help him,
you'll be stealing also.
461
01:04:05,640 --> 01:04:08,360
But you've given your word
to the banker.
462
01:04:08,600 --> 01:04:12,280
- Would you go back on it now?
- Uh-huh.
463
01:04:16,000 --> 01:04:20,040
- What about that white man?
- Piss on the white man.
464
01:04:49,840 --> 01:04:52,800
Listen to those drums!
It's so scary.
465
01:04:53,040 --> 01:04:56,360
Don't worry. They never attack
until daylight.
466
01:04:56,560 --> 01:04:58,560
Really?
467
01:05:04,640 --> 01:05:06,440
Thank you.
468
01:05:18,040 --> 01:05:21,600
Know what? He's gonna
set the Indian back 50 years.
469
01:05:21,840 --> 01:05:27,160
I don't know which is worse,
him or those damn drums.
470
01:05:28,040 --> 01:05:32,160
This is the plan of attack.
Go over it with your troops.
471
01:05:32,400 --> 01:05:35,360
- Okay, chief.
- Good brave.
472
01:05:37,440 --> 01:05:39,400
Well, Handsome...
473
01:05:39,640 --> 01:05:44,400
...this is our last night together.
- Yeah.
474
01:05:44,640 --> 01:05:49,760
Tomorrow at this time you'll be home
safe and sound with your daddy.
475
01:05:52,240 --> 01:05:57,160
- I'm not really sleepy, are you?
- Oh, no, I'm wide awake.
476
01:05:57,360 --> 01:06:00,160
Good.
477
01:06:02,040 --> 01:06:04,560
What have you got in mind?
478
01:06:08,640 --> 01:06:10,320
- I know what.
- What?
479
01:06:10,480 --> 01:06:15,120
- Want to hear some knock-knock jokes?
- I'll get some wood for the fire.
480
01:06:15,760 --> 01:06:19,000
We attack at dawn.
481
01:06:19,240 --> 01:06:23,400
Chief, why don't we attack now,
when they're off guard?
482
01:06:23,640 --> 01:06:27,400
- Indians never attack till dawn.
- I know, but why?
483
01:06:27,640 --> 01:06:33,560
Because at night, Indians too busy
pounding on those dumb drums!
484
01:06:49,240 --> 01:06:51,360
There they are!
485
01:07:03,440 --> 01:07:08,760
- What are we waiting for?
- It not dawn yet.
486
01:07:09,000 --> 01:07:13,840
Until 6:28 and 45 seconds,
according to almanac.
487
01:07:14,200 --> 01:07:17,240
Chief, you sure your braves
can handle this?
488
01:07:17,800 --> 01:07:22,560
My people greatest light cavalry
ever mount horse!
489
01:07:23,040 --> 01:07:25,960
- I hope so.
- It dawn!
490
01:07:28,640 --> 01:07:31,600
My braves, prepare to mount!
491
01:07:31,840 --> 01:07:36,760
Prepare to mount!
492
01:07:40,040 --> 01:07:41,640
Mount!
493
01:07:42,360 --> 01:07:44,200
Mount!
494
01:07:47,120 --> 01:07:48,400
Charge!
495
01:08:18,240 --> 01:08:21,000
- Chief!
- Set up field hospital!
496
01:08:21,400 --> 01:08:25,240
Count casualties!
Prepare for another attack!
497
01:08:25,480 --> 01:08:29,000
- Prepare for attack!
- Will you shut up?
498
01:08:29,240 --> 01:08:34,800
Chief, I appreciate your help, but...
499
01:08:35,040 --> 01:08:39,360
...it's not gonna work out.
- My word is bond!
500
01:08:39,560 --> 01:08:43,000
Hey, Beaver, any braves still moving?
501
01:08:43,240 --> 01:08:46,360
- Yeah, chief, two.
- Good. Get mounted!
502
01:08:46,560 --> 01:08:51,360
- Get mounted!
- Four of us will continue.
503
01:08:51,560 --> 01:08:57,760
No fear, Porcupine Jack.
You're in good hands.
504
01:08:58,000 --> 01:09:03,160
No, it's Cactus Jack.
Cactus Jack Slade!
505
01:09:03,360 --> 01:09:06,160
Jeez, I'm gonna do it my own way.
506
01:09:06,400 --> 01:09:08,560
Whiskey!
507
01:09:10,240 --> 01:09:14,120
- Did anybody see my horse?
- He went thataway.
508
01:09:14,560 --> 01:09:16,960
Whiskey!
509
01:09:22,440 --> 01:09:24,960
Whiskey!
510
01:09:28,440 --> 01:09:30,200
Thattaboy, Handsome!
511
01:09:30,440 --> 01:09:32,840
Son of a gun!
512
01:09:34,040 --> 01:09:36,600
They're gaining on us. Come on!
513
01:09:54,360 --> 01:09:56,880
Keep them between the ditches!
514
01:10:08,560 --> 01:10:11,520
Yeah, you tell them! Come on, Bumper!
515
01:10:11,800 --> 01:10:14,400
You're looking good! Come on, honey!
516
01:10:16,440 --> 01:10:19,800
- They're getting closer, Handsome.
- I know.
517
01:10:20,000 --> 01:10:22,960
I don't know what got them so mad.
518
01:10:23,200 --> 01:10:26,760
Well, I'll tell you, I don't know.
It could be...
519
01:10:27,000 --> 01:10:29,800
...those knock-knock jokes.
I don't know.
520
01:10:30,040 --> 01:10:32,840
- Really?
- Really.
521
01:10:33,840 --> 01:10:36,680
But I do know we're slowing down.
522
01:10:39,440 --> 01:10:44,600
I think you better go a little
faster, because they're gonna get us.
523
01:10:44,840 --> 01:10:48,960
I can't go any faster.
These horses are really tired.
524
01:10:51,160 --> 01:10:55,360
Well, in a little ways
you're gonna be safe.
525
01:10:55,600 --> 01:10:58,520
- What do you mean, ma'am?
- Trust me.
526
01:11:01,040 --> 01:11:02,360
There it is.
527
01:11:21,960 --> 01:11:24,240
You, back over here...
528
01:11:24,480 --> 01:11:26,760
...where you belong.
529
01:11:29,560 --> 01:11:34,760
- That was pretty close, chief.
- Close not good enough.
530
01:11:34,960 --> 01:11:40,320
Well, braves, back to bead-stringing.
531
01:11:40,560 --> 01:11:43,200
Bye-bye, chief. Maybe next time!
532
01:11:49,640 --> 01:11:54,160
And I got all dressed up for nothing.
533
01:15:00,640 --> 01:15:03,160
On tiptoe.
534
01:15:20,600 --> 01:15:22,560
Stop.
535
01:17:45,400 --> 01:17:46,760
Whiskey?
536
01:17:47,000 --> 01:17:48,960
Whiskey?
537
01:17:54,400 --> 01:17:56,360
Whiskey!
538
01:19:03,000 --> 01:19:04,560
Excuse me, ma'am?
539
01:19:04,760 --> 01:19:09,200
Isn't it dangerous to have
blasting powder in the house?
540
01:19:09,360 --> 01:19:11,320
I really don't care.
541
01:19:18,800 --> 01:19:20,960
We got 'em.
542
01:19:28,000 --> 01:19:30,680
I don't need your help.
543
01:19:42,040 --> 01:19:45,680
Whiskey, you've got
a funny sense of humour.
544
01:19:52,800 --> 01:19:55,360
What did you do in there?
545
01:19:59,040 --> 01:20:02,760
Take another step,
and I'll ventilate you.
546
01:20:06,760 --> 01:20:10,160
Nobody outsmarts Cactus Jack Slade.
547
01:20:12,440 --> 01:20:14,560
Hold it.
548
01:20:14,800 --> 01:20:20,160
Like the man said, just hold it.
549
01:20:32,440 --> 01:20:35,080
Exactly what are your intentions?
550
01:20:35,320 --> 01:20:37,480
To see that justice is done.
551
01:20:40,360 --> 01:20:42,400
And yours?
552
01:20:42,640 --> 01:20:44,200
Blow his head off.
553
01:20:44,440 --> 01:20:47,760
- Steal the money.
- And?
554
01:20:51,240 --> 01:20:53,600
Then I'm gonna ravish you.
555
01:20:56,760 --> 01:20:59,520
Handsome, you lose.
556
01:21:00,640 --> 01:21:05,200
What's his name here just outbid you.
556
01:21:06,305 --> 01:21:12,481
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