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Where is she?!Baby, baby, it's fine, okay?
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She left
her stupid alpaca.
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She doesn't go anywhere
without this thing.
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-Where are you going?
-Got to go get my alpaca.
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Oh, my God,
you're 14.
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We need to chat.
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Delilah:
Mom, Dad, it's me.
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I guess by now you've figured out that I've run away.
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When I'm gone, I'm gonna
miss you most of all.
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Where am I going?I'm going far away.
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It wasn't an easy
decision to make,
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but it was one I made
a long time ago.
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God, I'm sick of being
on this loser team.
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Hey, we're not down
by that much, okay?
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-Stay positive.
-I'm talking about our family!
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You're still a bitch!
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Do not talk
to your mother that way!
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And who are you?
Are you this bitch's friend?
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I just want you to know
that I love you all,
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but I can probably
do better on my own.
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-That's the guy you like?
-Mm-hmm.
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But mostly I'm just
using him for his car.
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Please, don't come
looking for me.
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I don't want to be found.
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So believe me when I tell you
you'll never find me.
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♪♪
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[ Horse snorts ]
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♪♪
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♪♪
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[ Speaking Spanish ]
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[ Horses neighing ]
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[ Horses snorting ]
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Robin: Wait, hold on.
What's going on?
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Why are you turning back?
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They seem a little freaked out,
don't they?
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He's just talking
about my hat.
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[ Chuckles ] Merci.
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-Whoa! Guys!
-Wait!
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-Hey!
-Guys, where you going?
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Nate, I'm a little scared.
I think we should go with them.
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What are you
talking about?
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The village is only
a mile away from here.
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Yeah, but based on
their reaction and
the smell of things,
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I-I think maybe we should
just go with them.
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[ Sniffs ] It smells like
dead skunks. So what?
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Yeah, what plant that smells
like dead skunks
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would freak
the police out?
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-Raisins.
-God, it's weed.
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Weed's not a plant.
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Come on, Nate.
Let's just go.
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Absolutely not!
Okay?
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We have been searching
for our daughter for months,
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and this is the closest lead
that we've had, okay?
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We know for a fact
that she was in Machu Picchu.
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-In Peru.
-And that guy there...
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That you paid money to.
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...who very reliably
told me
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that in that village
just over that fence
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there is a little blond girl
who ran away from America...
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-Turn around.
-...a mile away from here!
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-Nate, turn around.
-No! Never! All right?
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Turning around is giving up,
and I don't give up on family.
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Oh, you don't?
You gave up on Vanessa.
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She's not fam--
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She framed you twice.
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What about Edie?
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She stole my sperm,
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shoved it up her vagina,
and made a baby with it, okay?
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That's an insane woman.
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I don't give up on family
that I like.
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One, two, three.
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All right, I don't want
to give up either
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but I'm very concerned
about our safety.
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Babe, nothing's
gonna happen.
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Have you forgotten
who I am?
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I'm a dad with
a particular set of skills.
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Let's ride!
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Hyah!
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Come on!
Whoo! Let's go!
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Hyah! Hyah!
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Whoo! Come on!
Yeah! Get some!
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Whoo! Go!
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[ Horse grunting ]
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-Oh!
-Ooh.
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Oh.
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Oh, you okay, babe?
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I'm going
to find my daughter.
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With or without
this lazy asshole.
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♪♪
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♪♪
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♪♪
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That's --
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That's a dead head.
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It's a dead head.
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These are real human heads.
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They couldn't say "dead head"
in English?!
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[ Man screams, gunfire ]
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Go!
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Go! Run!
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Fast! Go!
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[ Horse neighs ]
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Wait for me,
you [bleep] idiot!
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Now you run!
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Oh, now you run!
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This stupid idiot!
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Get back here!
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[ Woman singing in Spanish ]
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♪♪
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[ Distorted music plays ]
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♪♪
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♪♪
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Robin: [ Sighs ]
They say a storm's coming in.
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-Who's they?
-The locals.
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-[ Sighs ]
-What the hell do they know?
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The weather pattern
of the mountain
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they've spent their entire lives
living in the shadow of.
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Okay, well, then
it's the perfect storm.
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No, please don't invoke a trip
where everybody dies.
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It was a movie.
No one really died, okay?
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And besides,
it's the perfect storm
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because she's gonna
be trapped up there,
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nowhere to go, terrified.
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-It's great.
-I don't know, Nate.
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This lead
is really thin.
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All we know is that
she's in Tibet...somewhere.
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Yeah, and a guy, who I did not
pay money to this time,
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said there's
a little ninja starfish
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entertaining monks
in an ancient temple
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singing a song called
"It's Fun Being Weird."
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How is that not her?
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Hey, was this the same guy
who said
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that there was a young taekwondo
master at the Taj Mahal?
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-Different guy.
-Oh, then maybe it was the --
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No, no, no, ba-da-da.
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Do not bring up Japan, okay?
No Japan.
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Good.
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I don't know.
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Did you ever think maybe she
just doesn't want to be found?
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She sends us videos
every month, right?
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-Yeah.
-They're a cry for help.
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They're saying, "Mommy, Daddy,
please come find me."
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Do not come find me.
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-Can't listen to her words.
-Oh, okay.
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Listen to my words --
Do not come find me.
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She's a child.
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She still needs us
to teach her things.
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I taught myself how to swim.
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I even learned
the breaststroke.
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-It's the easiest to learn.
-It's not.
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Okay.
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Check out the ninja starfish!
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She taught herself
how to play guitar!
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♪ It's fun being weird♪
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Okay, just shut it off,
all right?
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She needs her parents.
Period.
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-So does Jared.
-Oh, he's fine. He's a boy.
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No. No.
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[ Speaking Cantonese ]
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No! No.
We're moving too fast.
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I don't even know
your name.
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Hey, phone, how do you say,
"what is your name" in Chinese?
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[ Speaking Cantonese]
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No h-way.
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No h-way!
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[ Guitar riff plays]Yeah!
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This is so cool.
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Now we're connecting.
All right.
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Hey, phone, how do you say,
"What is your age?" in Chinese?
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[ Speaking Cantonese]
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No, that's only 10.
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Okay, 10 in China years,
but, uh, how many in American?
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♪♪
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Geez.
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♪♪
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[ Panting ]
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♪♪
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Ready for a hike?
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♪♪
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Hey! There he is.
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Whoa, geez.
You all right?
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Yeah. Yeah, we got to
get out of here right now.
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-We got to get out of here.
-Yeah, absolutely.
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See,
that's my un-stunted boy.
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When it comes to family,
he knows how to get some.
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Yeah, just got some,
and she was 10.
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10? She was --
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-Nice.
-No. Don't.
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Don't condone him
rating women numerically.
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-Gross.
-Yeah, it's gross, man.
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It's what's on the inside
that counts.
Right.
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Okay, and I betcha
she's a 10 in there too.
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I didn't know!
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All right.
He wants to find his sister.
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-So weird.
-Let's get some.
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Whoo!
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-Race you up the mountain!
-I'm not doing that.
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[ Laughs ]
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Why are we going down?
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Jared, wait up!
Come on!
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Save some energy.
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Come on, get in.
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Get in what? That's not ours.It's my girlfriend's.
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She said we can use it
to go upriver.
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-Up to where?
-The temple!
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-Let's go!
-The temple's up the mountain.
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She told me about
a secret Chinese entrance.
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Dad, please!
Just trust me.
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-Okay.
-What?
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Okay. What's the worst
that could happen
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if we're going
the wrong way?
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-You sure about this?
-Yes, yes!
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Okay.
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You're lucky
I'm a boat guy.
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Load up.
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♪♪
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Ancient Chinese shortcut,
my -- Ow!
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[ Wind chimes tinkling ]
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♪♪
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♪♪
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How'd you find me?
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We looked all over
the world for you.
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Did you ever think maybe
I didn't want to be found?
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Why'd you do it?
Why'd you leave?
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So many different reasons.
None of which were you.
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That's good to know.
226
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It's been a really rough year
for me.
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Um, what the --
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Oh, this is Lupe.
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I met her in Peru
at that Pikachu temple.
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Mm. Mmm.
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Gracias.
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Dear God.
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I don't know what it is.
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Maybe I've just
missed you so much
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that I'm just replacing you
with random girls
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or you really were just the
biggest cock bock in the world
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and things are finally
just working out great for me.
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[ Whistles ]
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♪♪
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[ Speaking
native language ]
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I sure hope you're being a
gentleman with all these girls.
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Of course. This chick, Sunitha,
I met her in India.
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Her boobs were completely
different sizes.
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I didn't say anything.
Did not even mention it to her.
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♪♪
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[ Wind howling ]
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I think
he's warming up.
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I'm just really worried
that he's --
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he's leaving a trail of chaos
behind him
250
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because we've been on the road
this whole time.
251
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You know, he never has to
face any of the consequences.
252
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He was making out
with a child.
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Okay, in his defense,
she did not look 10.
254
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What are you t--
We were all wearing snowsuits.
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00:10:07,779 --> 00:10:09,988
How do you know?I'm amazing at guessing ages.
256
00:10:10,023 --> 00:10:11,749
Oh, my God.
I could've worked
at a carnival.
257
00:10:11,783 --> 00:10:13,129
I'm not great
at guessing weight
258
00:10:13,164 --> 00:10:15,235
'cause I always think people
are fatter than they are.
259
00:10:15,269 --> 00:10:16,408
-Nate. Nate.
-You know, for me, it's --
260
00:10:16,443 --> 00:10:17,755
Nate, we -- we --
we got to flip him.
261
00:10:17,789 --> 00:10:19,066
-What?
-Just...
262
00:10:19,101 --> 00:10:20,412
-Oh, yeah, yeah.
-Yeah, yeah, yep, yep.
263
00:10:20,447 --> 00:10:22,242
Yeah, yeah, sure.
Come here, pal.
264
00:10:22,276 --> 00:10:24,106
That's it.
265
00:10:24,140 --> 00:10:26,418
No, listen, I'm not condoning
what he did, okay?
266
00:10:26,453 --> 00:10:28,351
-But he didn't -- Oh!
-Yeah.
267
00:10:28,386 --> 00:10:29,456
-No!
-Yes.
268
00:10:29,490 --> 00:10:30,768
-No! Take him back.
-No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
269
00:10:30,802 --> 00:10:32,424
-It's too weird. It's too weird.
-Take him back! Take him back!
270
00:10:32,459 --> 00:10:33,840
-It's too weird.
-It's not weird for me?
271
00:10:33,874 --> 00:10:35,738
-It's not sexual.
-Ew! Gross!
272
00:10:35,773 --> 00:10:36,877
Why would you even say that?!
Of course it's not!
273
00:10:36,912 --> 00:10:38,292
You didn't have a problem
with it when he was a baby.
274
00:10:38,327 --> 00:10:39,846
You used to laugh at it.
275
00:10:39,880 --> 00:10:41,192
Yeah, 'cause it was
half the size of my pinkie
276
00:10:41,226 --> 00:10:42,331
when he was a baby,
and it was funny
277
00:10:42,365 --> 00:10:44,022
because no one ever tells you
babies can do that.
278
00:10:44,057 --> 00:10:45,437
-Now take it back!
-No! No!
279
00:10:45,472 --> 00:10:46,749
You have more experience
with this.
280
00:10:46,784 --> 00:10:47,854
It should be
pointing at you.
281
00:10:47,888 --> 00:10:49,787
My experience with it
is pointing away from me.
282
00:10:49,821 --> 00:10:51,340
Well, is there anything
we can do to get rid of it?
283
00:10:51,374 --> 00:10:52,444
Oh, my God!
No!
284
00:10:52,479 --> 00:10:53,756
I don't --
I mean, I don't know!
285
00:10:53,791 --> 00:10:54,688
-Gross!
-What do you mean?
286
00:10:54,723 --> 00:10:55,931
Why would you
want me to --
287
00:10:55,965 --> 00:10:57,139
Absolutely not!
288
00:10:57,173 --> 00:10:59,935
It's not a stiff neck.
It's a stiff --
289
00:10:59,969 --> 00:11:02,282
Sweetie, he's shivering.
Please.
290
00:11:02,316 --> 00:11:04,146
Okay, fine.
Fine. Fine.
291
00:11:04,180 --> 00:11:06,286
There's nothing weird
about this, okay?
292
00:11:06,320 --> 00:11:08,944
It's just a...
father and mother
293
00:11:08,978 --> 00:11:10,946
trying to warm up their son
with a big --
294
00:11:10,980 --> 00:11:12,292
You're doing great.
You're doing great.
295
00:11:12,326 --> 00:11:13,327
It's not -- It's not --
I can't do it.
296
00:11:13,362 --> 00:11:14,881
I can't do it.
I can't do it!
297
00:11:14,915 --> 00:11:15,985
It's too weird!
I'm going to get our daughter.
298
00:11:16,020 --> 00:11:16,814
Nate, no!
299
00:11:16,848 --> 00:11:18,678
-No. No, I'm going. Sorry.
-Nate!
300
00:11:25,892 --> 00:11:34,970
♪♪
301
00:11:35,004 --> 00:11:44,220
♪♪
302
00:11:44,255 --> 00:11:53,505
♪♪
303
00:11:53,540 --> 00:11:55,093
Hey!
304
00:11:55,128 --> 00:11:57,026
Hey, buddy!
You okay?
305
00:11:58,441 --> 00:12:01,410
Buddy!
Can you hear me?
306
00:12:01,444 --> 00:12:03,550
You're gonna
be all right!
307
00:12:03,584 --> 00:12:05,517
I could've been a doctor!
308
00:12:05,552 --> 00:12:12,421
♪♪
309
00:12:12,455 --> 00:12:15,769
Aw, shit.
You're dead, aren't you?
310
00:12:15,804 --> 00:12:17,219
Hey!
311
00:12:17,253 --> 00:12:20,291
Hey!
This guy's dead!
312
00:12:20,325 --> 00:12:22,051
[ Speaking
native language ]
313
00:12:22,086 --> 00:12:22,949
We can't
leave him here!
314
00:12:22,983 --> 00:12:24,502
We got to get him
off this mountain!
315
00:12:27,470 --> 00:12:29,749
No man left behind.
You ever heard the expression?
316
00:12:32,613 --> 00:12:34,477
1982?
317
00:12:34,512 --> 00:12:35,962
Well,
that explains the neon.
318
00:12:37,480 --> 00:12:39,586
I'm gonna
get you out of here!
319
00:12:39,620 --> 00:12:42,106
I just got to find
my daughter first.
320
00:12:42,140 --> 00:12:50,804
♪♪
321
00:12:50,839 --> 00:12:59,261
♪♪
322
00:12:59,295 --> 00:13:07,959
♪♪
323
00:13:07,994 --> 00:13:16,312
♪♪
324
00:13:16,347 --> 00:13:19,350
Ah!
What's up, man?
325
00:13:19,384 --> 00:13:22,836
Whew!
That is a hell of a climb.
326
00:13:22,871 --> 00:13:25,459
I'm assuming by the getup that,
uh, this is the ancient temple.
327
00:13:26,184 --> 00:13:27,841
Yeah,
that's what I thought.
328
00:13:27,876 --> 00:13:30,637
[ Grunts ]
329
00:13:30,671 --> 00:13:31,880
Whew!
330
00:13:34,192 --> 00:13:35,124
Oh, come on, man.
331
00:13:35,159 --> 00:13:38,024
I just climbed through
a crippling snowstorm.
332
00:13:38,058 --> 00:13:40,198
You don't think I can make it
up another 3 feet
333
00:13:40,233 --> 00:13:42,476
without being attached
to a child safety string?
334
00:13:42,511 --> 00:13:44,168
Come on.
I'm a pro.
335
00:13:44,202 --> 00:13:46,066
Shit.
Shit.
336
00:13:48,068 --> 00:13:49,069
Aw, shit!
337
00:13:51,037 --> 00:13:53,211
[Bleep]
338
00:13:53,246 --> 00:13:55,317
[ Grunting ]
339
00:13:58,216 --> 00:14:00,667
[ Grunting continues ]
340
00:14:00,701 --> 00:14:06,190
♪♪
341
00:14:06,224 --> 00:14:07,536
[ Laughs ]
342
00:14:07,570 --> 00:14:09,676
Aaaah!
343
00:14:09,710 --> 00:14:11,057
Oh, shit!
344
00:14:12,610 --> 00:14:14,543
Oh, shit.
345
00:14:14,577 --> 00:14:17,063
[ Screaming, grunting ]
346
00:14:17,097 --> 00:14:23,517
♪♪
347
00:14:23,552 --> 00:14:25,174
Aaaah!
348
00:14:25,209 --> 00:14:26,900
Oh, I got you.
349
00:14:29,213 --> 00:14:31,594
I told you
I'd come back for you!
350
00:14:31,629 --> 00:14:34,356
Yeah!
I'm riding you like a motherf--
351
00:14:34,390 --> 00:14:37,014
Aah!
[ Grunts ]
352
00:14:37,048 --> 00:14:38,912
[ Screaming ]
353
00:14:41,397 --> 00:14:43,089
Aw, shit!
354
00:14:43,123 --> 00:14:45,263
[ Screaming echoing ]
355
00:14:49,716 --> 00:14:51,683
Aw, shit!
Aah!
356
00:14:51,718 --> 00:14:53,375
[ Grunting ]
357
00:14:53,409 --> 00:14:59,277
♪♪
358
00:15:01,141 --> 00:15:02,729
[ Screaming ]
359
00:15:02,763 --> 00:15:04,420
[ Grunting ]
360
00:15:04,455 --> 00:15:06,112
Aah!
361
00:15:11,772 --> 00:15:14,085
Oh! Babe!
362
00:15:14,120 --> 00:15:15,569
I'm so glad
you stayed.
363
00:15:15,604 --> 00:15:17,537
I think we should all really
be together as a family
364
00:15:17,571 --> 00:15:19,573
to greet her,
you know?
365
00:15:19,608 --> 00:15:22,059
All right, let's go on.
The storm's passed.
366
00:15:22,093 --> 00:15:23,646
[ Breathing heavily ]
367
00:15:23,681 --> 00:15:25,959
I fell down a mountain.
368
00:15:30,999 --> 00:15:32,586
[ Doors creak ]
369
00:15:32,621 --> 00:15:38,765
♪♪
370
00:15:38,799 --> 00:15:45,116
♪♪
371
00:15:45,151 --> 00:15:46,290
[ Doors close ]
372
00:15:46,324 --> 00:15:51,743
♪♪
373
00:15:51,778 --> 00:15:53,780
Nate: Oh, hey.
374
00:15:53,814 --> 00:15:56,162
How are you?
Good to see you again.
375
00:15:56,196 --> 00:15:58,612
I was the guy
that...fell.
376
00:15:58,647 --> 00:16:00,269
Oh!
You got my backpack!
377
00:16:00,304 --> 00:16:01,788
I thought I lost it.
378
00:16:01,822 --> 00:16:02,789
Ah, bless your heart.
379
00:16:02,823 --> 00:16:05,033
So,
is our daughter here?
380
00:16:08,553 --> 00:16:10,659
Oh, yeah.
Uh, do you have any cash?
381
00:16:10,693 --> 00:16:12,143
-Oh, yeah.
-This is karma, right?
382
00:16:12,178 --> 00:16:13,179
That's what we're doing?
383
00:16:13,213 --> 00:16:15,112
-What does he need money for?
-I don't know.
384
00:16:15,146 --> 00:16:17,321
Beads? Tea?
Haircuts aren't free.
385
00:16:17,355 --> 00:16:18,770
Also, what do you care?I just don't want
to hear anymore
386
00:16:18,805 --> 00:16:19,668
that Buddhists
are the good ones.
387
00:16:19,702 --> 00:16:20,807
They all take your money.
388
00:16:20,841 --> 00:16:22,464
Hey, can you do me a favor?
Be like the Buddhists
389
00:16:22,498 --> 00:16:23,810
and take a vow of silence
for a few minutes?
390
00:16:23,844 --> 00:16:25,191
Sorry.
391
00:16:27,055 --> 00:16:29,333
[ Chanting ]
♪ It's fun being weird
392
00:16:29,367 --> 00:16:31,714
♪ It's fun being weird
393
00:16:31,749 --> 00:16:34,165
♪ It's fun being weird
394
00:16:34,200 --> 00:16:37,134
♪ You should try it sometime
395
00:16:37,168 --> 00:16:39,515
♪ It's fun being weird
396
00:16:39,550 --> 00:16:42,035
♪ It's fun being weird
397
00:16:42,070 --> 00:16:44,313
♪ It's fun being weird
398
00:16:44,348 --> 00:16:47,178
♪ You should try it sometime
399
00:16:47,213 --> 00:16:49,560
♪ It's fun being weird
400
00:16:49,594 --> 00:16:52,114
♪ It's fun being weird
401
00:16:52,149 --> 00:16:54,358
♪ It's fun being weird
402
00:16:54,392 --> 00:16:57,361
♪ You should try it sometime
403
00:16:57,395 --> 00:16:59,535
♪ It's fun being weird
404
00:16:59,570 --> 00:17:02,228
♪ It's fun being weird
405
00:17:02,262 --> 00:17:04,506
♪ It's fun being weird
406
00:17:04,540 --> 00:17:05,610
♪ You should try it sometime
407
00:17:05,645 --> 00:17:07,716
Ha! I'm the mayor!
This thing is fun!
408
00:17:07,750 --> 00:17:11,202
That's factory setting.
Sorry, it's...
409
00:17:11,237 --> 00:17:13,377
Nate: Delilah,
we've been to every corner
410
00:17:13,411 --> 00:17:14,861
of this earth looking for you,
411
00:17:14,895 --> 00:17:16,725
and there's nothing
we wouldn't give
412
00:17:16,759 --> 00:17:19,176
to just sit quietly on a beach
with you again
413
00:17:19,210 --> 00:17:23,145
and watch your amazing
breasts-- breasts-- breasts--
414
00:17:23,180 --> 00:17:25,354
breasts-- br-br-breast--
breast--
415
00:17:25,389 --> 00:17:27,218
Stop! Stop! Stop!
It's breaststroke!
416
00:17:27,253 --> 00:17:28,426
The swimming move
you taught yourself. I'm --
417
00:17:28,461 --> 00:17:30,221
Stop. Stop, please.
Please, Nate, stop.
418
00:17:30,256 --> 00:17:33,086
Delilah, honey, we just -- we
need one minute of your time,
419
00:17:33,121 --> 00:17:35,537
just one minute, to let you know
how much we love you.
420
00:17:42,440 --> 00:17:44,235
What the --
421
00:17:44,270 --> 00:17:45,719
Who are you?
422
00:17:45,754 --> 00:17:47,204
Where's my daughter?
423
00:17:47,238 --> 00:17:49,758
W-What have you done
with my daughter?
424
00:17:49,792 --> 00:17:52,278
This is her song.
How do you know this song?
425
00:17:52,312 --> 00:17:54,452
Where is my daughter?!
426
00:17:54,487 --> 00:17:56,282
How do you know
this song?!
427
00:17:56,316 --> 00:17:57,800
YouTube.
428
00:17:57,835 --> 00:17:59,768
♪ It's fun being weird♪
429
00:17:59,802 --> 00:18:01,770
♪ It's fun being weird♪
430
00:18:01,804 --> 00:18:03,737
♪ It's fun being weird♪
431
00:18:03,772 --> 00:18:06,464
♪ You should try it sometime♪
432
00:18:06,499 --> 00:18:08,432
♪ It's fun being weird♪
433
00:18:08,466 --> 00:18:11,228
♪ You should try it sometime♪
434
00:18:11,262 --> 00:18:13,644
Jared: I want to go home.Robin: I know, honey.
We're going home.
435
00:18:13,678 --> 00:18:14,921
Not like a hotel,
like home, home.
436
00:18:14,955 --> 00:18:16,405
I don't want
to travel anymore.
437
00:18:16,440 --> 00:18:17,889
I want
a full-size toothpaste.
438
00:18:17,924 --> 00:18:19,305
Okay, we'll get you
one of those.
439
00:18:30,488 --> 00:18:33,457
I can't go.
I need my daughter back.
440
00:18:33,491 --> 00:18:34,803
So do I.
441
00:18:34,837 --> 00:18:36,943
But she doesn't want
to come home.
442
00:18:36,977 --> 00:18:38,462
Nate, she's off
seeing the world,
443
00:18:38,496 --> 00:18:39,808
and we have to
face the fact
444
00:18:39,842 --> 00:18:41,292
that she doesn't want
to be found.
445
00:18:41,327 --> 00:18:42,811
I can't live
without her, okay?
446
00:18:42,845 --> 00:18:44,261
That means I can't leave
without her.
447
00:18:44,295 --> 00:18:45,227
What about us?
448
00:18:45,262 --> 00:18:47,781
I need a husband.
Jared needs a father.
449
00:18:47,816 --> 00:18:49,473
And I can't be good
at either of those things
450
00:18:49,507 --> 00:18:50,474
until I have her back.
451
00:18:50,508 --> 00:18:51,509
Listen to me.
452
00:18:51,544 --> 00:18:53,649
If we don't start learning
from our mistakes,
453
00:18:53,684 --> 00:18:55,341
we are doomed
to repeat them.
454
00:18:55,375 --> 00:18:57,308
Thought you hated Buddhists.That's not Buddhism.
455
00:18:57,343 --> 00:18:59,310
It's just me calling
my shitty parenting a mistake.
456
00:18:59,345 --> 00:19:01,485
I get it.
I suck.
457
00:19:01,519 --> 00:19:03,280
But I don't want the same thing
to happen to him.
458
00:19:03,314 --> 00:19:04,833
I have like maybe two years
left with him,
459
00:19:04,867 --> 00:19:05,972
and I need
to make them count.
460
00:19:06,006 --> 00:19:08,871
So please, Nate,
let's go home.
461
00:19:08,906 --> 00:19:10,183
Come on.
462
00:19:10,218 --> 00:19:12,358
[ Helicopter whirring ]
463
00:19:17,742 --> 00:19:18,985
I love you both.
464
00:19:19,019 --> 00:19:21,194
-Honey, she's not here.
-I got to check.
465
00:19:22,333 --> 00:19:23,852
-Okay, they're good.
-Nate! No!
466
00:19:23,886 --> 00:19:26,855
What are you doing?
She's not here!
467
00:19:26,889 --> 00:19:28,822
Nate! Come back!
468
00:19:28,857 --> 00:19:37,728
♪♪
469
00:19:37,762 --> 00:19:46,702
♪♪
470
00:19:46,737 --> 00:19:55,780
♪♪
471
00:19:59,508 --> 00:20:01,993
[ Men chanting
in native language ]
472
00:20:02,028 --> 00:20:08,483
♪♪
473
00:20:08,517 --> 00:20:15,248
♪♪
474
00:20:15,283 --> 00:20:17,008
Hey, guys,
just checking in from Rome.
475
00:20:17,043 --> 00:20:19,425
You know, being weird.
Not doing what the Romans do.
476
00:20:19,459 --> 00:20:21,703
Just going for a paddle
in New Zealand.
477
00:20:21,737 --> 00:20:24,361
Hut-hut! Hut-hut!
478
00:20:24,395 --> 00:20:27,674
This is my 18th and final video from Egypt.
479
00:20:27,709 --> 00:20:30,505
Hey, mate, you said
you were gonna help us row.
480
00:20:30,539 --> 00:20:31,920
[ Australian accent ]
Oh, sorry, mate.
481
00:20:31,954 --> 00:20:33,370
I'm just exhausted,
you know, mentally.
482
00:20:33,404 --> 00:20:35,026
Been looking for my daughter
for over a year.
483
00:20:35,061 --> 00:20:36,683
You know, you wouldn't believe
how hard it is
484
00:20:36,718 --> 00:20:39,030
to find one person
on this tiny globe.
485
00:20:39,065 --> 00:20:41,032
You know, it's like finding
a needle in a haystack.
486
00:20:41,067 --> 00:20:43,034
Or more like a corn dog
in Egypt.
487
00:20:43,069 --> 00:20:45,036
[ Normal voice ]
Is that a Maori phrase?
488
00:20:45,071 --> 00:20:46,555
I like that.
I'm gonna use that.
489
00:20:46,590 --> 00:20:49,558
No, man, I'm saying she's eating
a corn dog in Egypt.
490
00:20:49,593 --> 00:20:51,353
That's weird.
491
00:20:51,388 --> 00:20:53,286
That isweird.
492
00:20:53,321 --> 00:20:55,530
There's no corn dogs
in Egypt.
493
00:20:55,564 --> 00:20:57,566
There's no corn dogs
in Egypt!
494
00:20:57,601 --> 00:20:59,879
This is my 18th
and final video.
495
00:20:59,913 --> 00:21:01,225
That's just par for the course.
496
00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:03,917
Man: She's eating a corn dog
in Egypt. That's weird.
497
00:21:03,952 --> 00:21:05,574
Delilah:
Hut-hut! Hut-hut!
498
00:21:05,609 --> 00:21:06,644
Putt-putt.
499
00:21:11,753 --> 00:21:13,720
Guys, it's putt-putt!
500
00:21:13,755 --> 00:21:15,066
She went to putt-putt!
501
00:21:15,101 --> 00:21:16,999
This is in Syracuse!
502
00:21:17,034 --> 00:21:17,931
She didn't go anywhere!
503
00:21:17,966 --> 00:21:20,002
I used to take her here
all the time!
504
00:21:20,037 --> 00:21:22,384
I'd be so mad at myself
for being such an idiot
505
00:21:22,419 --> 00:21:24,075
and not realizing this
506
00:21:24,110 --> 00:21:26,664
[Crying]
but I'm so happy right now.
507
00:21:29,702 --> 00:21:31,428
You're a very wise culture.
508
00:21:31,462 --> 00:21:32,601
Cheer up, buddy.
509
00:21:32,636 --> 00:21:34,741
-Te waka.
-"Te waka"means "canoe."
510
00:21:34,776 --> 00:21:36,018
Te waka!
511
00:21:36,053 --> 00:21:38,676
Oh, hell!
You should probably stay in it!
512
00:21:38,711 --> 00:21:40,747
'Cause that's
a long swim, bro!
513
00:21:40,782 --> 00:21:42,784
[ Men chanting
in native language ]
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