Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:47,330 --> 00:00:48,330
Pleasant weather?
2
00:00:48,810 --> 00:00:51,330
Stop jabbering, you two. We're not
Italians.
3
00:00:51,850 --> 00:00:53,830
Gan -gan, you look so beautiful today.
4
00:00:54,130 --> 00:00:57,490
I don't know why they didn't cast
Angelina Jolie to play you in The Crown.
5
00:00:57,750 --> 00:00:58,750
Or Giselle.
6
00:01:00,870 --> 00:01:02,190
Settle, settle.
7
00:01:02,550 --> 00:01:04,129
Get the defibrillator paddles ready.
8
00:01:05,670 --> 00:01:06,670
No, no, we're good.
9
00:01:07,790 --> 00:01:10,530
Charlotte, can you move over like half
an inch, please?
10
00:01:10,950 --> 00:01:11,950
Sorry, George.
11
00:01:12,230 --> 00:01:13,910
And who the hell is calling you?
12
00:01:14,230 --> 00:01:15,230
No one.
13
00:01:15,310 --> 00:01:19,070
Camilla, whatever it is you're dying to
say, just spit it out.
14
00:01:19,290 --> 00:01:21,830
Oh, no, Mummy, she's fine. That's just
how she swallows.
15
00:01:22,030 --> 00:01:23,910
I could put the curtain around her if
you prefer.
16
00:01:24,370 --> 00:01:27,270
No. It's all good, darling. She loves
you.
17
00:01:27,910 --> 00:01:31,250
He looks good. Fit.
18
00:01:31,650 --> 00:01:33,010
Oh, shut up.
19
00:01:33,250 --> 00:01:34,250
You shut up.
20
00:01:35,590 --> 00:01:38,170
Yeah, you look amazing today, Grandpa.
21
00:01:38,730 --> 00:01:40,430
This is a sexy family.
22
00:01:40,910 --> 00:01:42,370
You know, for British people.
23
00:01:45,550 --> 00:01:46,509
Hey, Owen.
24
00:01:46,510 --> 00:01:47,850
Yes, Your Royal Highness.
25
00:01:48,090 --> 00:01:51,670
When you're clipping my nails, can you
at least try to act like you're enjoying
26
00:01:51,670 --> 00:01:54,470
it? My toes are absorbing a lot of your
resentment.
27
00:01:54,890 --> 00:01:56,950
I would never want you to think that I
didn't... Eh, eh.
28
00:01:57,190 --> 00:01:58,570
Less talky, more clippy.
29
00:01:58,970 --> 00:02:02,870
Ooh, Kelly Ripper just posted a
throwback Thursday photo of her eating a
30
00:02:02,870 --> 00:02:04,170
on the set of All My Children.
31
00:02:04,610 --> 00:02:05,610
OMG.
32
00:02:06,030 --> 00:02:07,030
Cough and emoji.
33
00:02:07,150 --> 00:02:10,090
I love Kelly Ripper. I feel like we
could be friends.
34
00:02:10,470 --> 00:02:11,950
Of course you could, sir.
35
00:02:12,170 --> 00:02:13,730
I know. That's why I said it.
36
00:02:14,080 --> 00:02:16,060
Let's see if she liked my comment yet.
37
00:02:16,780 --> 00:02:20,400
Hold on. Is she even following me?
38
00:02:20,760 --> 00:02:22,100
Oh, my God.
39
00:02:22,300 --> 00:02:23,980
Kelly Ripper doesn't follow me.
40
00:02:24,200 --> 00:02:27,920
Perhaps she unfollowed you by accident,
sir. I've done that.
41
00:02:28,140 --> 00:02:29,980
Wait. You're on Instagram?
42
00:02:30,480 --> 00:02:34,520
It's mostly just pictures of me in my
garden. Or of my deceased wife.
43
00:02:34,920 --> 00:02:36,620
Well, not the dead wife again.
44
00:02:36,980 --> 00:02:38,520
Babe, move on.
45
00:02:39,310 --> 00:02:42,430
Anyway, you're right. Kelly obviously
unfollowed me by accident.
46
00:02:42,690 --> 00:02:45,970
Yes, of course. That's probably what
happened, sir. Probably?
47
00:02:46,270 --> 00:02:47,390
What do you mean, probably?
48
00:02:47,710 --> 00:02:51,370
I don't think I said probably. I believe
I said definitely.
49
00:02:52,290 --> 00:02:53,290
Did you?
50
00:02:53,370 --> 00:02:55,010
I did, sir.
51
00:02:55,270 --> 00:02:56,750
Oh. Okay.
52
00:02:57,390 --> 00:02:58,390
Thank you.
53
00:02:58,450 --> 00:03:00,930
Just for that, I'm going to go on your
Instagram.
54
00:03:01,290 --> 00:03:02,330
There you are.
55
00:03:02,710 --> 00:03:06,990
And like this picture of you.
56
00:03:07,430 --> 00:03:09,700
Like... That's my wife, sir.
57
00:03:10,360 --> 00:03:11,360
Jesus.
58
00:03:11,680 --> 00:03:12,860
I'm unliking it.
59
00:03:18,140 --> 00:03:20,600
I love you. I love you too, Douglas.
60
00:03:21,180 --> 00:03:24,660
Tomorrow is that thing, right? You know,
that thing.
61
00:03:25,000 --> 00:03:26,000
What's it called?
62
00:03:26,160 --> 00:03:28,180
Your investiture ceremony, Your Royal
Highness.
63
00:03:28,420 --> 00:03:29,420
Yes, it's tomorrow.
64
00:03:29,620 --> 00:03:31,480
And that is when I do what, exactly?
65
00:03:31,840 --> 00:03:35,840
It's when you select certain men and
women to knight and make dames, ma 'am.
66
00:03:36,810 --> 00:03:38,430
I know what it is, you topper.
67
00:03:40,150 --> 00:03:42,310
What the fuck? No idea.
68
00:03:42,730 --> 00:03:46,690
And will there be the little thing that
I like to eat? You know, that little
69
00:03:46,690 --> 00:03:48,030
tart? That thing?
70
00:03:48,290 --> 00:03:49,870
Yes, ma 'am, the flummery tart.
71
00:03:50,130 --> 00:03:51,330
Of course, as always.
72
00:03:51,590 --> 00:03:53,710
Good. I fucking love that thing.
73
00:03:55,770 --> 00:03:57,230
You've got a lot of... Don't...
74
00:03:57,230 --> 00:04:03,370
Unbelievable.
75
00:04:10,220 --> 00:04:12,500
Unbelievable. Don't make me sigh again,
Dinesh.
76
00:04:12,740 --> 00:04:13,740
Sorry, sorry.
77
00:04:14,120 --> 00:04:15,120
What's unbelievable?
78
00:04:15,420 --> 00:04:18,700
Kelly Ripper still isn't following me.
I've got to do something to get her
79
00:04:18,700 --> 00:04:21,899
attention. I love Kelly Ripper. I feel
like we could be friends.
80
00:04:22,260 --> 00:04:24,000
What a stupid fucking thing to say.
81
00:04:24,500 --> 00:04:27,660
Oh, look, your grandmother is making
Greta Thunberg a dame.
82
00:04:27,920 --> 00:04:29,860
Ugh, Greta Dumberg is more like it.
83
00:04:30,940 --> 00:04:33,520
I said Greta Dumberg is more like it.
84
00:04:34,780 --> 00:04:36,440
Don't laugh if you don't think it's
funny.
85
00:04:37,040 --> 00:04:40,740
Wait, Greta Thunberg is going to be a
dame? You know what that means.
86
00:04:41,080 --> 00:04:42,080
Maggie Smith is dead.
87
00:04:42,300 --> 00:04:43,039
What? No.
88
00:04:43,040 --> 00:04:44,660
What does that have to do with anything,
Sebastian?
89
00:04:45,160 --> 00:04:49,020
Doesn't a dame have to die before there
can be a new one? That's what I thought,
90
00:04:49,100 --> 00:04:52,420
too. That doesn't even make any... All
right, both of you just shut up.
91
00:04:53,560 --> 00:04:55,860
Well, that's the bell. Really fun day,
guys.
92
00:04:56,100 --> 00:04:57,100
Text me later.
93
00:04:57,160 --> 00:04:58,160
Free Britney!
94
00:04:59,620 --> 00:05:01,580
I never know where we stand with him.
95
00:05:12,229 --> 00:05:13,830
Hey, Gan -Gan. Who's there?
96
00:05:14,070 --> 00:05:14,809
Who's there?
97
00:05:14,810 --> 00:05:16,690
It's me. It's me, Gan -Gan.
98
00:05:17,170 --> 00:05:18,630
Oh, hello, sweetheart.
99
00:05:19,170 --> 00:05:20,890
Oh, Jesus, my fucking heart.
100
00:05:21,130 --> 00:05:22,770
Anyway, I wanted to ask you something.
101
00:05:23,150 --> 00:05:24,990
Would you rub my feet while you do?
102
00:05:25,670 --> 00:05:27,590
Um, okay.
103
00:05:30,930 --> 00:05:36,250
So my good friend Kelly Ripper... Kelly
and Ryan, Kelly Ripper? Yes, that's her.
104
00:05:36,370 --> 00:05:38,950
So I thought maybe you could make her a
dame for me.
105
00:05:39,310 --> 00:05:42,850
Has she done anything else? I don't
think so, but Helen Mirren's a dame, and
106
00:05:42,850 --> 00:05:43,930
hasn't done anything either.
107
00:05:44,190 --> 00:05:45,189
That's true.
108
00:05:45,190 --> 00:05:46,610
Okay, stop rubbing now.
109
00:05:46,830 --> 00:05:49,510
Sure. Thanks, Gam -Gam. Excuse me.
110
00:05:51,090 --> 00:05:55,930
Everyone stop fucking startling me!
111
00:05:56,570 --> 00:05:58,890
All right, well, thanks again.
112
00:06:09,100 --> 00:06:10,840
Excuse me, Your Royal Highness.
113
00:06:11,100 --> 00:06:12,980
Oh, hey, oh, no, it's cool. Come on in.
114
00:06:13,300 --> 00:06:14,880
Okay, Google, turn off.
115
00:06:15,140 --> 00:06:16,079
Guess what?
116
00:06:16,080 --> 00:06:18,880
Gan -Gan just agreed to make Kelly
Ripper a dame.
117
00:06:19,560 --> 00:06:22,980
Splendid. And she's also honoring Greta
Thunberg, I hear.
118
00:06:23,240 --> 00:06:27,700
Well, Kelly's someone who actually
deserves it. Do you know how early she
119
00:06:27,700 --> 00:06:28,700
get up for that show?
120
00:06:28,920 --> 00:06:31,400
Anyway, she's obviously going to follow
me after that.
121
00:06:31,640 --> 00:06:32,840
Happy ending indeed.
122
00:06:33,680 --> 00:06:35,640
Oh, I almost forgot, sir.
123
00:06:36,080 --> 00:06:40,320
You received a postcard today from your
Uncle Harry and Aunt Meghan in L .A.
124
00:06:40,560 --> 00:06:41,600
A postcard?
125
00:06:42,060 --> 00:06:43,060
Let me see that.
126
00:06:43,340 --> 00:06:45,460
What the hell are they doing in L .A.
anyway?
127
00:06:50,820 --> 00:06:52,580
Uh... Hey.
128
00:06:52,960 --> 00:06:54,700
Did you know it's cold in there?
129
00:06:55,080 --> 00:06:57,260
Yeah. It's the refrigerator, Harry.
130
00:06:57,960 --> 00:06:59,220
Must be an American thing.
131
00:06:59,480 --> 00:07:00,600
Um, it's not.
132
00:07:01,120 --> 00:07:04,120
So I was thinking maybe later I could
show you around L .A. We can go to
133
00:07:04,120 --> 00:07:05,069
Hollywood Boulevard.
134
00:07:05,070 --> 00:07:07,030
Actually, it's kind of disgusting. Or
maybe the Santa Monica Pier.
135
00:07:07,690 --> 00:07:10,210
Never mind, that's kind of gross, too.
And whatever, we'll figure it out. I am
136
00:07:10,210 --> 00:07:11,930
just so happy to be back.
137
00:07:12,270 --> 00:07:13,129
For sure.
138
00:07:13,130 --> 00:07:14,650
But wait, what's this?
139
00:07:21,950 --> 00:07:22,950
Amazing, right?
140
00:07:23,330 --> 00:07:27,530
Okay. I have to tell you, this might be
the smallest palace I've ever been in.
141
00:07:27,790 --> 00:07:32,730
Well, it's an apartment, so... Yes, an
apartment palace, I know that.
142
00:07:33,130 --> 00:07:35,630
Lots of tiny palaces inside one big
palace.
143
00:07:35,870 --> 00:07:39,730
You really need to stop thinking in
terms of palaces. We have to get jobs. I
144
00:07:39,730 --> 00:07:43,290
have to start auditioning again. Oh,
yes. You were on the very famous show
145
00:07:43,290 --> 00:07:46,890
Suits. More popular in the States than
even Friends, you told us.
146
00:07:47,170 --> 00:07:49,650
Yeah, I might have oversold that a
little bit at the time.
147
00:07:49,950 --> 00:07:52,930
Look, I love you, and I'm willing to do
whatever I need to do in order to be
148
00:07:52,930 --> 00:07:53,930
with you, Megan.
149
00:07:54,030 --> 00:07:55,710
Aw, and I love you, too.
150
00:07:56,550 --> 00:07:59,550
I think it's important we do this
ourselves, Harry, and not live off your
151
00:07:59,550 --> 00:08:00,590
family. I agree.
152
00:08:01,040 --> 00:08:03,760
We'll just have to find a way to make 50
billion pounds on our own.
153
00:08:04,800 --> 00:08:05,800
Fuck.
154
00:08:07,020 --> 00:08:09,780
The Queen's investiture ceremony starts
in ten minutes.
155
00:08:10,060 --> 00:08:11,060
Keep it moving.
156
00:08:11,240 --> 00:08:12,480
Keep it moving.
157
00:08:13,120 --> 00:08:14,940
Oh, my God, I have to shit so bad.
158
00:08:15,240 --> 00:08:17,520
You there, go get the trays of flambéry
tarts.
159
00:08:17,780 --> 00:08:18,880
Yeah, I'm new.
160
00:08:19,260 --> 00:08:24,220
I don't... I don't know what that is.
I'll show him. Come with me. They're the
161
00:08:24,220 --> 00:08:25,760
Queen's favourite tarts.
162
00:08:26,200 --> 00:08:28,540
Neat. I didn't suppose I could poo
first.
163
00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:31,000
It's down here.
164
00:08:32,280 --> 00:08:37,559
This is where you keep the tarts. Just a
little bit further, down this corridor,
165
00:08:37,700 --> 00:08:43,059
the tarts are very complicated little
pastries. There's a whole process to
166
00:08:43,059 --> 00:08:44,059
making them.
167
00:08:44,360 --> 00:08:45,820
It's a little weird.
168
00:08:50,620 --> 00:08:52,680
Jesus! Easy, easy!
169
00:09:10,120 --> 00:09:11,800
They... They didn't have eyes.
170
00:09:12,620 --> 00:09:16,620
Centuries ago, several bakers were
brought down here until they perfected
171
00:09:16,620 --> 00:09:19,620
royal family's favourite treat, the
flummery tart.
172
00:09:20,020 --> 00:09:21,720
They never saw the light of day.
173
00:09:22,260 --> 00:09:26,180
Eventually, they started breeding, and
then over the decades, they kind of
174
00:09:26,180 --> 00:09:29,620
evolved into... Is it politically
incorrect to say monsters?
175
00:09:30,400 --> 00:09:33,160
My God. I told you it was a little
weird.
176
00:09:33,580 --> 00:09:35,660
Are the tarts that good? I'm not a fan.
177
00:09:46,410 --> 00:09:47,590
Lovely to meet you.
178
00:09:48,010 --> 00:09:50,130
I'm Kate, the Duchess of Cambridge.
179
00:09:50,630 --> 00:09:52,170
And I'm William, the Duke of Cambridge.
180
00:09:52,370 --> 00:09:53,510
And these are my teeth.
181
00:09:53,990 --> 00:09:58,770
Hey, I'm Kelly Ripper, the woman of New
Jersey.
182
00:09:58,970 --> 00:10:01,030
Of course you're being honoured this
evening.
183
00:10:01,370 --> 00:10:04,370
And may I ask for what specifically?
184
00:10:04,890 --> 00:10:06,190
I have no idea.
185
00:10:08,430 --> 00:10:10,370
Oh, sickening.
186
00:10:10,850 --> 00:10:12,750
I can't watch you eat.
187
00:10:13,730 --> 00:10:15,730
Finally, she leaves.
188
00:10:16,240 --> 00:10:17,800
You two are a fun pair.
189
00:10:18,500 --> 00:10:19,500
Hey, Greta.
190
00:10:19,580 --> 00:10:20,580
Hi, Kelly.
191
00:10:20,600 --> 00:10:21,800
Hey, Kelly. Kelly.
192
00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:22,919
Hey, Kelly.
193
00:10:22,920 --> 00:10:23,920
It's me, George.
194
00:10:24,220 --> 00:10:25,620
Get out of here, Greta.
195
00:10:26,440 --> 00:10:27,440
Oh, hey.
196
00:10:27,540 --> 00:10:28,540
Yeah, hey.
197
00:10:28,860 --> 00:10:31,360
So, this is cool, right?
198
00:10:31,720 --> 00:10:33,580
I know. I'm going to be a dame.
199
00:10:33,960 --> 00:10:35,260
Did Maggie Smith die?
200
00:10:35,480 --> 00:10:40,200
No, Maggie Smith didn't die. Why does
everyone... Anyway, it's so fun that
201
00:10:40,200 --> 00:10:42,700
Instagram friends and we're finally
meeting in person.
202
00:10:43,260 --> 00:10:44,780
Oh, is that how we know each other?
203
00:10:44,980 --> 00:10:45,819
Yeah, that's how.
204
00:10:45,820 --> 00:10:47,960
Like I follow you and you follow me.
205
00:10:49,960 --> 00:10:52,840
Are those those fucking tarts I like?
206
00:10:56,320 --> 00:10:58,940
I can't talk now. They're all watching
me.
207
00:11:00,080 --> 00:11:01,820
And I'm watching them.
208
00:11:02,520 --> 00:11:03,520
Hi, Mummy.
209
00:11:05,120 --> 00:11:07,640
Yep, here it is. Kelly Ripper following.
210
00:11:07,840 --> 00:11:11,980
See? I bet if you go to atprinceg2013,
you'll see the same thing.
211
00:11:13,330 --> 00:11:14,330
Do it.
212
00:11:14,350 --> 00:11:15,390
Um, okay.
213
00:11:16,950 --> 00:11:19,370
Oh, I... I guess I wasn't following you.
214
00:11:19,570 --> 00:11:20,870
Sorry. Am now.
215
00:11:21,150 --> 00:11:22,770
Oh, yeah, sure. Whatever. I don't care.
216
00:11:24,730 --> 00:11:25,930
What the hell are you doing?
217
00:11:26,150 --> 00:11:27,470
We're not in Japan, dear.
218
00:11:28,270 --> 00:11:29,370
Curtsy next time.
219
00:11:30,070 --> 00:11:31,510
Someone taught me!
220
00:11:32,390 --> 00:11:33,590
I thought she'd be nice.
221
00:11:33,970 --> 00:11:34,970
Yeah, she's not.
222
00:11:35,270 --> 00:11:37,990
Hello, I'm Prince Charles, and this is
my wife Camilla.
223
00:11:38,230 --> 00:11:41,270
You know, a lot of people think Camilla
should have a chat show, too.
224
00:11:41,790 --> 00:11:43,390
She's got quite the gift of gab.
225
00:11:44,050 --> 00:11:45,170
Breakfast show chat, darling?
226
00:11:46,230 --> 00:11:47,530
You're going to love it, Kelly.
227
00:11:47,890 --> 00:11:48,890
She's so good.
228
00:11:49,110 --> 00:11:50,110
Go on, darling.
229
00:11:51,530 --> 00:11:53,470
Yeah, I kind of preferred your other
wife.
230
00:11:57,070 --> 00:11:58,910
That was fun tonight, though, wasn't it?
231
00:11:59,870 --> 00:12:03,710
You've missed like ten spots already, by
the way. How hard is it to apply face
232
00:12:03,710 --> 00:12:05,010
cream? Fuck.
233
00:12:05,430 --> 00:12:06,830
Apologies, Your Royal Highness.
234
00:12:07,670 --> 00:12:10,550
Yes, the evening was a huge success.
235
00:12:11,280 --> 00:12:15,000
It was also freezing today, so you
noticed Greta didn't have much to say.
236
00:12:15,560 --> 00:12:18,080
Oh, look at this. Dame Kelly Ripper
following.
237
00:12:18,420 --> 00:12:19,560
She changed that fast.
238
00:12:19,980 --> 00:12:23,020
See? I told you, sir. It was a simple
mistake.
239
00:12:23,520 --> 00:12:25,500
Yeah, yeah. Anyway, now I can do this.
240
00:12:26,340 --> 00:12:27,340
Unfollow.
241
00:12:27,720 --> 00:12:28,720
Bye.
242
00:12:28,900 --> 00:12:32,380
Don't let me do that again, by the way.
Pull me back, oh.
243
00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:38,180
Why do I care if Kelly Ripper follows
me? That was like a lot of wasted
244
00:12:38,620 --> 00:12:41,380
I do see now how it was my fault, sir.
245
00:12:41,660 --> 00:12:43,020
Oh, don't feel bad, oh.
246
00:12:43,320 --> 00:12:47,340
Look, look what I'm doing. At Owen
Palace, follow.
247
00:12:47,740 --> 00:12:49,240
Oh, sir.
248
00:12:49,840 --> 00:12:52,220
Okay, Google, play Lady Gaga.
249
00:12:52,700 --> 00:12:54,480
I want your stupid love.
250
00:13:11,720 --> 00:13:14,520
to free me from the pain.
251
00:13:14,840 --> 00:13:16,600
I gotta find that peace.
252
00:13:16,860 --> 00:13:22,680
Is it too late or could this love
protect me from the pain?
253
00:13:23,060 --> 00:13:26,980
I would battle for you even if my brain
gets too weak.
17868
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Portugal)
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof