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Maria Adama?
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Ano?
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Ano bang ginagawa niya dyan?
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Online games?
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Oo, online games.
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Sige tay, papasok na po ako.
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O, may gel ka pa dyan, o. Ha?
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Ah.
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Sayang. Hindi na.
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Nagalit ko. Para, pogi naman ako. Sige.
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Oo, tay.
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Pogi.
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Sige.
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Sige, sige po. Sige.
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Papasok na po ako.
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Papawi ako.
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Kamurending kita.
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Late ka na naman, Joma.
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Jopet po.
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Isang late mo na lang, Joseph.
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Tatanggalin na kita.
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La, kung tatanggalin mo si Jopet, eh
sino na lang magsasakripisyo dito sa
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surplus?
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Sumaba, mawala ng tao dito.
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Pero ano, kumain ka na ah?
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Hindi pa eh. Tara, kainain natin to.
Sige.
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Salamat, ah.
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Ayan, may sobra na naman tayong sushi.
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Salamat, pre, ah.
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Oo, basta ikaw.
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Isidaki, ma.
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Parang sarap naman ito masyado.
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Sigurado ka ba ginawa ko ito? Oo,
panginig. Wag, wag, wag. Nagda -doubt ka
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eh.
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Kasi naman.
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Ako to, nagda -doubt ka pa, eh. Parang
sarap masyado nito.
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Eh, matikin sa 'yo. Basic to sa akin,
eh.
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Mmm.
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Hayop. Legit.
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Sarap, pre. Mas kaya kapitigil.
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Kaya -kayang, pre.
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Mmm. Mmm.
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Ah.
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Ah.
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Mam? Bawal po tao dito. Kailangan niyo
lumabas.
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Konnichiwa, Jopet Kun.
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Hirokonde hosishima.
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Sarap ng tulog ah.
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Di ka pa rin nagbabago, Jopet.
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Yami?
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Anong ginagawa mo dito?
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Siyempre, para balikan ka.
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Babalikan mo ako?
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Nagkatapos mo akong iiwan?
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Ano, pinaglalaroan mo na lang ako, Yami?
Tanga.
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Babalikan ko yung inorder ko dati. Yung
mga Japanese bowls.
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Bibili na ng boyfriend ko para sa akin.
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Huwag ka nga nagpapapahit dito kay Yami.
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Masyado niya sinasabuhay yung pangalan
niya.
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Hindi naman siya Yami. Feeling Yami.
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Talagang pumunta siya dito para lang
ipakita sa akin na may bago na siya.
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Pre, kumail mo ka nga.
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Dadating din yung araw na may isang
taong makikita yung halaga mo, ha?
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Wow, ha?
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Sino ba ang kausap mo, pre?
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Ako ba? O itong tendra natin surplus?
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O, tinanong yung mata nito.
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Nangungusap to. Hanggang pagtulog mo,
kasama mo to.
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O, Jopet.
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Sumeldo ka na ba dun sa trabaho mo?
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Katapusan pa po eh.
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Puka mo na na.
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Alam mo anak, alam kong matindi ang
pinagdahanan mo.
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Mula na nag -iwalay kayo ng ex mo.
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Simula nun, di ko na nakitang tinag
-uwid mo ang sarili mo.
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Sayang ka na.
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Di ba may mga pangarap ka nun?
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Ano nangyari dun?
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Mariyo sama.
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Mariyo sama.
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Mariyo sama.
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Mariyo sama.
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Si Demonyo.
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Binabuhay ko ng Demonyo. Nakakatakot.
Grabe.
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No, no, no, no.
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Sit. No, no.
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No. No, sex.
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No, no.
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Sa susunod, Jopet. Puno Tagalog porn
lang papanorin mo, ha? Hindi kayo
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nakakaintindi ito.
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No, no, no.
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Okay, ah, Maria Osama, English.
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Work. You know work?
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Shitogo. Yes.
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I, shitogo, go work. Okay?
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You, stay here.
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Smile. Sleep.
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Sleep. Wait for me.
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Okay?
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Stay, smile, sleep. Yes.
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Okay. Very good.
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No, no, no, no, no. No.
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No. Shower sex. No, no.
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No.
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No, no.
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Here.
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You wear this. Okay?
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No, no, no, no, no.
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Stay, smile, sleep.
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Ang aga -aga, pagod na pagod, pagod na
pagod. Sorry na pre, puyat ako kagabi.
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Puyat? Ano namang ginawa mo?
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Cheche, may nabasa ka na bang tungkol sa
tao na hindi naman totoo, pero
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nabuhay siya sa totoong buhay?
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Hmm.
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Ah, ito. May nabasa ako sa literature
class ko.
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Pygmalion at Galatea.
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Anong kwento na ito?
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Ito kasi yan.
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Once upon a time, nung unang panahon,
may isang panguukit.
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Pangalan niya, Pygmalion.
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Wala kasi siya kasama sa bahay.
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Kaya para hindi siya malungkot, para
hindi siya mag -isa, ginugol niya yung
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niya sa pag -uukit ng isang babaeng
rebulto.
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So, sobrang ginugol niya yung oras.
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Naging sobrang ganda.
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Sobrang sexy.
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Sobrang na -inlove siya.
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Ayun, siniling niyo sa Diyos na katawan
-taon na lang yun.
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Parang machete.
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Funny, ha? Ang taas, di ba?
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Machete lang naman kaya ko.
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Binahirapan mo ko doon.
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Oo talaga, Pe.
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Kung sa 'yo nangyari yun, ano ka rin ang
gawin mo?
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Good question, ah.
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Kung sa 'yo nangyari yun, well, hindi ko
alam. Pero, ano sa tingin ko,
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hindi na lang ako mag -overthink, di ba?
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Kasi ganda yan, di ba?
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Ilang tao ba mayroon sa mundo?
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Tapos ilan lang ba ang pwedeng maka
-experience nito, ha?
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Eh di syempre, i -enjoyin mo na lang, di
ba?
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Pero teka, kanina pagod ka lang, eh
weird mo kayo.
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Ano ba yung mga batik? Ito yung mga
pinapanood mo? Wala, wala.
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00:16:02,800 --> 00:16:05,180
No. Pwede sinari ba kayo dito?
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Anong kumeron dito?
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Maria Ozama.
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Paano?
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Asana.
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Yopet?
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Yopet?
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Yopet?
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Yopet?
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Re, makamadali ka ata.
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00:21:03,120 --> 00:21:04,640
Oo, kailangan ko lang ang movie boy.
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Ano, John?
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00:21:06,020 --> 00:21:07,420
Session ulit tayo sa bahay niyo?
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00:21:07,640 --> 00:21:09,880
May bago akong CD ni Maria Osama.
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160 minutes.
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So, yun na lang muna.
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Next time na lang.
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Sige, sige. Tatong BC para kay Maria
Osama? Ikaw ba yan?
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Sabi. Uy, kailangan ka namin ng
pangatlo.
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Ang awkward pag dalawa lang.
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So, basket na lang? Basket na lang tayo.
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Sige, par.
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Ano nga nga ulit na yun ah?
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Ano nga ba si Maria?
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Ano siya eh? Exchange student.
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Tsaka penpal ko.
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Tapos wala siyang magutuloyan dito. Kaya
sabi ko, pwede na lang siya dito.
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Magandang loob.
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Magandang loob na pala ang tawag mo yun
doon.
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Pasensya na ah.
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Hindi ko na sabi ng mas maaga. Binigay
ko sa pangyayari.
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Ganun pa man, welcome ka dito Maria.
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Dalawa lang nung mga mini -plopet dito
eh.
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Tsaka ano siya, tayo, medyo, may sa
kultura natin eh.
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Medyo, liberated.
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Oh, wag!
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Pagpuntutan na, magalitan na.
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Pero may isa lang masasabi ko.
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Parang, pamilya ng mukha mo sa akin eh.
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00:23:12,190 --> 00:23:14,830
Artista ka ba? Hindi nga siya, hindi nga
siya artista eh.
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Ano nga siya, di ba?
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16th student.
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Parang... Parang napanood ko na siya.
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Parang lukso lang dugo.
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Ano mo siya napanood?
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Di ba?
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Ano ba?
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Huwag ka nang pahiya kung aking kapatid.
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Alam ko na.
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Pero hindi. Impossible.
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Ikaw yun eh.
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Hayaan mo naman.
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Umayon tayo.
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Jope, sex?
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No, Maria.
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No.
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Ikari. I'm Ikari.
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Ha? Ikari?
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Ani? Because I told you not to go
outside. I said you wait here for me.
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you go outside.
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No.
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No. No.
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Tomorrow, day of ko. By no work
tomorrow.
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Okay? We can go out.
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You and me.
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Ayusoko.
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Huh?
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Thank you?
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Yes.
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Pagkanta.
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Ah, better.
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Better. Nice.
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Nice. Better.
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I like this the most. Okay.
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Good.
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The best.
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Salamat po.
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Laban lang natin to, Maria.
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Okay na to.
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Watashi wash.
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At least, hindi mo nagagamitin yung
damit ko.
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Jopet clone.
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Onaji?
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Same, oh?
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No, no. Not same.
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Not mannequin.
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Better.
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Prettier.
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Real.
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Not plastic.
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Alive. Real.
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Arigatou gozaimasu, Joppet -kun.
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Jobe?
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Oh, Yomi.
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Nakakataon naman lang na tayo nagkikita.
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Hindi siya yung kasama mo last time, ah.
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Pakay mo. Kung beg kong magpalit, hindi
kery ko.
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Di mo ba yung sulitahan niya?
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Ah, Yomi. Si Maria.
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My girlfriend.
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Yes, girlfriend do. Girlfriend do. Hi.
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Well, good job.
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I never thought na makakahanap ko agad
ng kapalitang kasing danda ko.
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Ah, mawalang galing na yun niya, pero
wala naman natin comparison.
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Let's go, Maria.
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No!
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I want to fit that dress too.
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Please, help me.
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Babe, tulungan mo din ako magfit ng
gamit na dito.
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Domo arigato, Maria.
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Domo arigato, Zopet kun.
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Tama -tama.
256
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Domo, domo.
257
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3, 2, 1, GO!
258
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Daga! Daga!
259
00:32:00,560 --> 00:32:01,560
Nandito ako.
260
00:32:02,120 --> 00:32:04,260
Ba't parang ilang araw ka nang wala sa
wisyo?
261
00:32:04,640 --> 00:32:06,120
Ang tinin mo naman ako.
262
00:32:06,340 --> 00:32:08,180
May problema ka ba? Sabihin mo naman oh.
263
00:32:08,600 --> 00:32:10,380
Wala akong parulog, pre.
264
00:32:12,220 --> 00:32:13,680
Nagpagod na pagod na ako.
265
00:32:14,320 --> 00:32:15,880
Tuyong -tuyo na ako.
266
00:32:16,140 --> 00:32:19,180
Tuyong -tuyo? O edi balik natin yung
energy mo.
267
00:32:19,740 --> 00:32:21,000
O, gawa ko to.
268
00:32:22,460 --> 00:32:23,800
Sige na. Sige, sige.
269
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Subuhin mo.
270
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Subuhin mo.
271
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O, kasarap diba?
272
00:32:32,330 --> 00:32:34,770
Malasa? Pwede, pwede. Ay, hindi yung
busi natin.
273
00:32:35,970 --> 00:32:37,690
O, ikaw na. Ito na. Ito na. Ito?
274
00:32:38,110 --> 00:32:41,070
Mm -hmm. Yan yung gusto ko. Eh, di ito
nga.
275
00:32:43,810 --> 00:32:45,130
O, ito na. O, ah.
276
00:32:45,590 --> 00:32:47,170
Mmm. O, diba?
277
00:32:47,610 --> 00:32:48,990
Mmm. O,
278
00:32:49,910 --> 00:32:51,230
di ba? Nung wala yung pagkatuyo mo.
279
00:32:53,110 --> 00:32:56,490
Okay, energy ka na. Ah, kulang -kulang
pa. O, ito diba?
280
00:32:56,810 --> 00:32:57,810
Mm -hmm.
281
00:32:58,150 --> 00:32:59,250
O, ikaw din. Ikaw din.
282
00:32:59,770 --> 00:33:00,770
Mmm!
283
00:33:00,970 --> 00:33:01,970
Mmm!
284
00:33:02,610 --> 00:33:03,610
Mmm!
285
00:33:33,870 --> 00:33:34,990
Ay, ay. Priso.
286
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Prince Priso.
287
00:33:39,770 --> 00:33:40,770
Tanang.
288
00:33:45,190 --> 00:33:46,190
Ano to?
289
00:33:48,190 --> 00:33:49,190
Pula?
290
00:33:50,030 --> 00:33:51,270
Karton? Dajo?
291
00:33:51,590 --> 00:33:52,590
Lupa?
292
00:33:53,490 --> 00:33:54,590
What is this?
293
00:37:15,630 --> 00:37:16,630
Nasaan si Maria?
294
00:37:17,090 --> 00:37:18,470
Sa karto po, tay.
295
00:37:22,250 --> 00:37:27,970
Alam mo, tay, kahit dati pa, pantasya ko
na talaga yung si Maria.
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00:37:29,510 --> 00:37:31,610
Ganda, sexy,
297
00:37:32,570 --> 00:37:33,610
pait.
298
00:37:34,790 --> 00:37:36,090
Gusto niya lagi okay ako.
299
00:37:39,670 --> 00:37:40,890
Pero parang may mali.
300
00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:49,400
Alam mo anak, pantasya ko rin nun yung
nanay mo.
301
00:37:50,800 --> 00:37:51,800
Maganda,
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00:37:51,980 --> 00:37:54,040
mabait, malambing.
303
00:37:56,080 --> 00:38:00,100
Kaya lang ang hindi ko alam, hindi pala
akong pantasya niya.
304
00:38:01,180 --> 00:38:07,360
Kaya yun, nung naging entertainer siya
sa Japan, hindi na tayo binalikan.
305
00:38:19,440 --> 00:38:20,800
Hindi lahat ng pantasya, anak.
306
00:38:21,780 --> 00:38:22,820
Maganda pagnansya na.
307
00:38:31,580 --> 00:38:32,580
Sita, Bill.
308
00:38:36,360 --> 00:38:37,360
Uy!
309
00:38:37,680 --> 00:38:39,080
Hindi mo naku -iwasan.
310
00:38:39,680 --> 00:38:40,680
Wow, kami?
311
00:38:40,780 --> 00:38:43,940
Umiiwas? E, ikaw ngayon hindi makagilap
namin, eh. Sorry na.
312
00:38:44,520 --> 00:38:46,760
Busy lang ako sa work.
313
00:38:47,820 --> 00:38:52,320
Kung habal mo yung Geisha, my God, yung
volume 2. Wala na. Gat -gat na kaka
314
00:38:52,320 --> 00:38:54,520
-reply namin. Eh, di mo na mapapanood.
315
00:38:54,780 --> 00:38:55,920
You're lost, bro.
316
00:38:56,220 --> 00:38:57,860
Kaya ako nga kayo pinuntaan, eh.
317
00:38:59,040 --> 00:39:02,380
Mga pre, may nangyayari sa akin ngayon.
Hindi ko ma -explain.
318
00:39:03,040 --> 00:39:09,900
Hindi ko alam kung... Hindi ko alam kung
magic ba siya, or superpower, or...
319
00:39:09,900 --> 00:39:16,360
Pare, anong tinitira mo? Hindi na nga,
eh.
320
00:39:17,610 --> 00:39:18,610
Hindi ano.
321
00:39:18,930 --> 00:39:20,030
Sino.
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00:39:21,730 --> 00:39:24,490
Sino. Sino.
323
00:39:25,670 --> 00:39:27,790
Sino. Sino. Sino.
324
00:39:29,330 --> 00:39:30,430
Sino.
325
00:40:33,450 --> 00:40:37,970
So, bale, ibig mo sabihin, yung edit mo,
parang magic lang?
326
00:40:38,490 --> 00:40:40,450
Pag -edit mo, may lalabas na Jimmy?
327
00:40:40,650 --> 00:40:43,650
Di ko alam, pare. Basta ang alam ko
lang, kaya diya ko lao.
328
00:40:44,250 --> 00:40:48,030
Pagkatapos nun, lumabas na siya sa
laptop ko. My God, parang siyang sada ko
329
00:40:48,030 --> 00:40:49,870
hindi nakakatakot tapos sinupaka.
330
00:40:50,710 --> 00:40:54,010
What? Oo, parang ganun. Anong nangyayari
sa akin doon?
331
00:40:55,530 --> 00:40:56,810
Ganbatik! Ganbatik!
332
00:40:58,770 --> 00:41:00,030
Sabihin mo, subo mo to.
333
00:41:00,830 --> 00:41:01,830
Subo mo to?
334
00:41:02,030 --> 00:41:03,910
Sabihin mo, Bukake!
335
00:41:04,830 --> 00:41:07,250
Bukake! Sabihin mo, lucky titi mo!
336
00:41:07,610 --> 00:41:08,910
Lucky titi mo!
337
00:41:10,130 --> 00:41:11,690
Uy, huwag niya nga pagtripan.
338
00:41:13,390 --> 00:41:14,390
Wait outside.
339
00:41:15,310 --> 00:41:16,430
Waiter outside.
340
00:41:20,670 --> 00:41:22,310
Pagod na ako sa kanya!
341
00:41:24,330 --> 00:41:25,790
Pagod na ako sa kanya.
342
00:41:26,530 --> 00:41:28,590
Sinasabi mo lang yun kasi na -experience
mo na.
343
00:41:29,400 --> 00:41:30,359
Magdamot mo?
344
00:41:30,360 --> 00:41:34,260
Ilang beses ka pala nagpasakop sa hapon.
Parang hindi ka tunay na Pilipino.
345
00:41:34,540 --> 00:41:35,840
O? Taksil?
346
00:41:37,280 --> 00:41:40,140
Bakit mo nasasabi yan? Paano mo nasabing
napapagod?
347
00:41:40,500 --> 00:41:41,500
Datoos mo siyang mayroon.
348
00:41:42,560 --> 00:41:45,900
Eh kaya kung ano siya pinakilala sa inyo
kasi gusto ko na siyang mawala.
349
00:41:49,660 --> 00:41:50,980
Amin na lang. Amin na lang.
350
00:41:51,240 --> 00:41:52,240
Amin na lang.
351
00:41:52,320 --> 00:41:53,320
Amin na lang.
352
00:41:53,540 --> 00:41:54,540
Amin na lang.
353
00:41:55,860 --> 00:41:57,360
Kalamot. Kalamot.
354
00:42:12,340 --> 00:42:14,440
Ayan na. Ayan na.
355
00:42:14,840 --> 00:42:15,840
Ayan na.
356
00:42:29,250 --> 00:42:32,050
Di ka lamot! Di ka lamot!
357
00:42:32,270 --> 00:42:33,790
Di ka lamot!
358
00:42:34,110 --> 00:42:38,330
Di ka lamot! Di ka lamot!
359
00:42:38,570 --> 00:42:43,910
Di ka lamot!
360
00:43:53,100 --> 00:43:57,740
Pagkitik ko ng aking mga daliri,
makakalimutan mo ang lahat.
361
00:44:38,920 --> 00:44:39,920
Ano pa kayo gagawa na to?
362
00:44:40,200 --> 00:44:41,200
Legit yan pre.
363
00:44:41,380 --> 00:44:42,720
Snurch ko pa yan sa black market.
364
00:44:43,620 --> 00:44:45,300
Naranasan din daw na yung naranasan mo.
365
00:44:45,680 --> 00:44:48,440
Ay hindi na siya kasama dun sa package.
Buti na lang ha!
366
00:44:49,700 --> 00:44:50,439
Package deal.
367
00:44:50,440 --> 00:44:51,480
My bad, my bad.
368
00:44:59,320 --> 00:45:00,400
Hindi na ako nag -iisa.
369
00:45:02,500 --> 00:45:03,720
Tinatawanan pa nila ako dati.
370
00:45:05,760 --> 00:45:06,760
Pero ikaw?
371
00:45:08,270 --> 00:45:10,010
ang problema na totoo ang pinominom na
ito.
372
00:45:10,790 --> 00:45:12,210
Ano ba nangyari sa 'yo, Paps?
373
00:45:14,290 --> 00:45:15,710
Ang pangalan niya ay Hinata.
374
00:45:18,650 --> 00:45:20,470
Sobrang lakas kasi ng binhiin natin.
375
00:45:21,730 --> 00:45:22,730
Nabubuhay sila.
376
00:45:23,530 --> 00:45:24,870
Sa Raulo na toto?
377
00:45:27,090 --> 00:45:28,090
Tapos? Tapos?
378
00:45:29,870 --> 00:45:31,110
Okay naman kami nung una.
379
00:45:32,490 --> 00:45:36,550
Kaso nung tumagal, puro sex na lang yung
gusto niya.
380
00:45:37,360 --> 00:45:42,880
Seks sa kama, seks sa siya, seks sa
garahe, seks sa kotse, seks sa kamukusan
381
00:45:42,880 --> 00:45:45,480
-saan. Yung utin ko ngayon, talagang pag
-itik. Eh!
382
00:45:45,700 --> 00:45:48,480
Eh! Eh! Eh! Eh! Eh! Eh! Eh! Eh! Eh! Eh!
Eh! Eh! Eh! Eh! Eh! Eh! Eh! Eh!
383
00:45:48,720 --> 00:45:49,720
Eh!
384
00:45:49,740 --> 00:45:50,920
Eh! Eh!
385
00:46:10,370 --> 00:46:12,190
Paano ko naman i -explain to, diba?
386
00:46:14,550 --> 00:46:15,550
So, yun nga.
387
00:46:16,170 --> 00:46:19,690
Dahil ganyan yung sitwasyon, naghanap
ako ng paraan.
388
00:46:20,810 --> 00:46:24,550
Paraan para... mawala si Hinata.
389
00:46:28,050 --> 00:46:30,290
O, natuklasan ko, Paps. Natuklasan ko.
390
00:46:30,770 --> 00:46:32,090
Agad, pero nahanap ko siya.
391
00:46:32,710 --> 00:46:34,790
At ang tanging clue to para mawala siya.
392
00:46:37,290 --> 00:46:38,610
Delete history.
393
00:46:42,670 --> 00:46:44,030
Sobrang anti -climatic.
394
00:46:47,130 --> 00:46:48,130
Maria?
395
00:46:48,930 --> 00:46:49,930
Maria!
396
00:46:50,390 --> 00:46:51,630
Ano ba yun?
397
00:46:52,550 --> 00:46:54,370
Patingin ulit nung sign niya?
398
00:47:00,890 --> 00:47:04,370
Kailan ba babalik si... ...Jonard? Apo?
399
00:47:04,930 --> 00:47:07,250
La, drop it po.
400
00:47:08,650 --> 00:47:10,950
Hindi ko nga po alam kung kailan eh.
401
00:47:12,880 --> 00:47:14,660
Itong lapat niyo niya po.
402
00:47:31,520 --> 00:47:32,520
Konbanwa.
403
00:47:48,360 --> 00:47:49,359
Jopet, wait lang!
404
00:47:49,360 --> 00:47:50,360
Jopet, teka lang!
405
00:47:50,560 --> 00:47:53,280
Lang, ba't ka ba nagmamadali? Bro,
kailangan kong hanapin si Maria.
406
00:47:54,460 --> 00:47:55,459
Bakit pa?
407
00:47:55,460 --> 00:47:57,960
Baka, sabi mo, hindi mo siya magwala?
408
00:47:58,180 --> 00:48:02,520
Men, i -delete history mo na yan. Kung
masan man siya, wala na lang rin naman
409
00:48:02,520 --> 00:48:06,040
eh. Kailangan kong muna siya at least
kausapin, di ba? Bago natin gawin yan.
410
00:48:07,240 --> 00:48:08,520
Bakit pa? Teka lang.
411
00:48:09,500 --> 00:48:10,800
May feelings ka, no?
412
00:48:11,280 --> 00:48:14,080
Men, hindi siya totoong tao.
413
00:48:14,520 --> 00:48:16,720
Dude, hindi lang siya basta -basta
virus, okay?
414
00:48:17,240 --> 00:48:18,700
Hindi lang basta virus si Maria.
415
00:48:20,900 --> 00:48:21,900
Alright, sige.
416
00:48:22,480 --> 00:48:23,520
Kakausapin muna natin.
417
00:48:24,020 --> 00:48:25,100
Nasaan ba yung laptop mo?
418
00:48:27,340 --> 00:48:31,480
Nasaan, Japan, sir? Plus, work laptop ko
kasi yun ninaimaw ko sa work.
419
00:48:33,080 --> 00:48:35,000
Nagpo -porno ka sa work laptop mo?
420
00:48:35,820 --> 00:48:39,200
Nagpo -porno tayo sa work laptop mo.
Kaya nga lang kami, nakikinood lang kami
421
00:48:39,200 --> 00:48:41,780
'yo yun. Yung malalaman.
422
00:48:42,320 --> 00:48:43,780
Ah, nasa virus si Maria.
423
00:48:49,860 --> 00:48:50,860
Lola!
424
00:48:53,460 --> 00:48:57,700
Lola, sige -sige. Pasensya na sa abala,
ha? Baka pa ako laptop.
425
00:48:58,200 --> 00:48:59,200
Ni laptop?
426
00:49:00,540 --> 00:49:02,000
Wala nandito yung laptop.
427
00:49:02,380 --> 00:49:03,218
Ha?
428
00:49:03,220 --> 00:49:05,640
Binigay na ni Lola kay Maria.
429
00:49:08,840 --> 00:49:11,360
Lola, bakit mo binigay kay Maria yung
laptop?
430
00:49:12,420 --> 00:49:17,520
Kahit pautal -utal, ganito niya sa amin
lahat -lahat.
431
00:49:19,050 --> 00:49:23,130
Paano mo gamitin yung work laptop para
sa porn mo?
432
00:49:23,890 --> 00:49:24,890
How classy.
433
00:49:25,590 --> 00:49:26,590
Sorry na, pre.
434
00:49:26,990 --> 00:49:29,650
Pero pwede ba, balik muna tayo sa topic.
435
00:49:31,310 --> 00:49:32,970
Bakit yung bigay kay Maria yung laptop?
436
00:49:33,290 --> 00:49:34,209
Lola.
437
00:49:34,210 --> 00:49:36,170
Dahil buhay niya yun.
438
00:49:37,290 --> 00:49:43,970
At sa tingin ko, siya dapat ang
magdesisyon kung ano ang gusto niyang
439
00:49:43,970 --> 00:49:45,490
gawin sa buhay niya.
440
00:49:47,850 --> 00:49:50,030
Ang tagal -tagal mo na dito, Jopet.
441
00:49:50,830 --> 00:49:56,910
Bakit hindi mo malang naitanong kung
paano ko na ipaitayo itong surplus na
442
00:49:59,530 --> 00:50:02,490
Ako 'y tinatawag nilang comfort woman.
443
00:50:03,350 --> 00:50:04,810
Hindi ko kinusto.
444
00:50:05,110 --> 00:50:06,570
Pero nangyari na.
445
00:50:07,650 --> 00:50:10,290
Magagalit ba ako dahil sa nangyari sa
akin?
446
00:50:10,730 --> 00:50:12,130
Para saan?
447
00:50:12,770 --> 00:50:17,290
Anong mababaw doon kaya nagdesisyon
akong gamitin ito?
448
00:50:17,770 --> 00:50:24,690
yung koneksyon, yung kaalaman ko sa
buhay hapon para itayo ulit ang sarili
449
00:50:25,650 --> 00:50:32,550
Hindi ako magtatago lang. Hindiin mo
ako, pwedeng i -delete history tulad ng
450
00:50:32,550 --> 00:50:34,470
gusto ninyong gawin sa kanya.
451
00:50:35,410 --> 00:50:38,570
Hindi nila ako mabubura sa kasaysayan.
452
00:50:40,210 --> 00:50:42,530
Patingin ko, ayaw din niya.
453
00:50:51,180 --> 00:50:52,180
Ay putya nga!
454
00:50:52,580 --> 00:50:53,580
Maria Osama?
455
00:50:56,920 --> 00:50:58,160
Miss! Miss! Miss!
456
00:50:58,680 --> 00:50:59,720
Si ba ikaw to?
457
00:51:00,240 --> 00:51:01,240
Sige nga para.
458
00:51:01,480 --> 00:51:02,600
Si Maria Osama?
459
00:51:03,160 --> 00:51:04,520
Sige nga para.
460
00:52:11,630 --> 00:52:12,630
Itali!
461
00:52:53,099 --> 00:52:55,500
You... not delete history?
462
00:53:00,280 --> 00:53:02,000
Ako lang gumawa sa 'yo.
463
00:53:03,420 --> 00:53:04,860
Pero buhay mo yan.
464
00:53:08,340 --> 00:53:11,680
Your life, yours.
465
00:53:14,260 --> 00:53:15,400
Yan ang tama.
466
00:53:18,120 --> 00:53:19,320
Tama o tama?
467
00:53:28,399 --> 00:53:30,900
Tete, isna ispo yun.
468
00:53:34,660 --> 00:53:35,660
Sorry.
469
00:53:40,540 --> 00:53:42,980
Tomodachi, Jopetan.
470
00:53:45,060 --> 00:53:46,060
Tamagotchi.
471
00:53:48,220 --> 00:53:49,220
Tomodachi.
472
00:53:50,400 --> 00:53:51,400
Friend.
473
00:53:58,960 --> 00:54:00,040
Arigato, Maria San.
474
00:54:02,180 --> 00:54:03,180
Tomodachi.
475
00:54:38,980 --> 00:54:41,060
Sir? Bakit ngayon ka lang dumating?
476
00:54:41,420 --> 00:54:42,420
Ano?
477
00:54:42,780 --> 00:54:47,520
Ang haba ng prosesyon eh. May lamay.
478
00:54:48,500 --> 00:54:49,500
Talaga?
479
00:54:50,120 --> 00:54:51,120
Jopit! Ano ba?
480
00:54:51,240 --> 00:54:53,100
Sorry, sorry. Okay. Isa pa. Isa pa. Isa
pa.
481
00:54:54,380 --> 00:54:56,100
Isa pa. Isa pa. Okay. Wait. Okay.
482
00:54:57,520 --> 00:54:58,520
Sir?
483
00:55:03,540 --> 00:55:05,080
Bakit ngayon ka lang dumating?
484
00:55:06,580 --> 00:55:07,580
Asensyo na, Mama.
485
00:55:07,800 --> 00:55:09,960
Ano bang pwede ko gawin para makakabaw
eh?
486
00:55:10,180 --> 00:55:11,520
Okay, okay, okay.
487
00:55:15,080 --> 00:55:16,900
Sige, ano yung mayroong offer mo?
488
00:55:18,860 --> 00:55:19,860
Ito mo.
489
00:55:20,400 --> 00:55:21,580
Free bread, babe.
490
00:55:22,360 --> 00:55:24,080
Kaso nakakabaw nang hinihingi mo.
491
00:55:24,300 --> 00:55:28,500
Supa! Wala ka ba talaga katang salingin?
Okay lang? Eh, kahit naman bakit pa
492
00:55:28,500 --> 00:55:31,300
natin inaarte to? Eh, totoong buhay
naman to. Ha?
493
00:55:31,920 --> 00:55:34,840
Tsaka, sa ibang bagay ang talent ko.
494
00:55:36,970 --> 00:55:38,270
Nga, toloan mo yung palin.
495
00:57:43,240 --> 00:57:44,240
Itadakimasu!
496
00:58:27,029 --> 00:58:29,590
Hi Maria, you can stay here while I go
get...
497
00:59:04,470 --> 00:59:05,470
You?
498
00:59:06,090 --> 00:59:07,090
Me?
499
00:59:07,810 --> 00:59:09,270
Maria Asano.
500
00:59:11,110 --> 00:59:12,350
I love you.
501
01:00:10,629 --> 01:00:11,629
O, sige, pre.
502
01:00:11,890 --> 01:00:13,150
Sabihin mo, tatalab sa 'yo, ah.
503
01:00:13,550 --> 01:00:14,549
Sige, sige.
504
01:00:14,550 --> 01:00:16,550
Kung kaya ni Jopet, kaya rin natin.
505
01:00:17,470 --> 01:00:18,470
Ito na.
506
01:00:18,610 --> 01:00:19,610
Malapit na ako. Ako rin.
507
01:00:20,970 --> 01:00:22,210
Tapad mo rekto sa laptop, ah.
508
01:00:34,330 --> 01:00:35,330
Gumawa na ba?
509
01:00:35,750 --> 01:00:36,750
Takin na, pre. Hindi.
510
01:00:37,190 --> 01:00:38,690
Ang lakas nga ng katas ko.
511
01:00:39,260 --> 01:00:40,260
Sumobra naman.
512
01:00:40,980 --> 01:00:42,400
Nasira yung laptop ko.
513
01:00:43,020 --> 01:00:44,020
Ah, man.
514
01:00:44,260 --> 01:00:45,680
Tainang mahal pa naman ito.
515
01:00:46,520 --> 01:00:47,700
Yung sa 'yo ba, gumana?
516
01:00:50,020 --> 01:00:51,720
Ah, gumana naman.
517
01:00:52,940 --> 01:00:54,700
Gumana yung sa 'yo? Ah, nice!
518
01:00:54,980 --> 01:00:55,980
Okay.
519
01:00:56,340 --> 01:00:59,260
Usapan natin, ha? Hatian tayo. Walang
damutan.
520
01:01:00,100 --> 01:01:02,600
Oh, parang tahimik ka dyan.
521
01:01:02,900 --> 01:01:04,040
Sa 'yo na lang to, pre.
522
01:01:04,280 --> 01:01:05,280
Okay lang ako.
523
01:01:05,360 --> 01:01:07,460
Ha? Ayaw mo ng kafubo na pornstar?
524
01:01:07,970 --> 01:01:08,970
Samali ko na tutok, pre!
525
01:01:09,270 --> 01:01:10,450
Samali ko na tutok!
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