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Oh.
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You know, Zena, I'm really looking
forward to spending time with you.
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Just you and me.
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While no one's trying to kill us right
now.
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I know, Gabrielle. But to have someone
hustling local villagers or cards?
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It's just like a total kiss, man.
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We need to go check it out.
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I know.
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I know you're right.
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I'm just disappointed.
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We'll have our time, Gabrielle. Don't
worry.
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Come on.
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I don't think we should play another
hand.
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We just can't afford to lose anymore.
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She's right. Our husbands will be quite
angry with us.
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Ladies.
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Ladies, you can't afford to stop playing
now.
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I couldn't possibly win another round.
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Come on.
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I'll give you both two to one odds on
the next hand.
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You know, I think my luck is changing.
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Mine too. I think you're in trouble this
time, Metallicus.
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I hope I am.
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What are the odds, ladies?
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I'm sorry.
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That's unbelievable. You must have won
like 10 amps in a row.
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It's more like 13, but that's
irrelevant.
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Time to pay up.
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But we don't have anything left.
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But with the gods as our witnesses, we
will pay you. It'll just take some time.
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There's no credit here, lady.
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Looks like we're going to have to go
talk to your husband.
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Wait! Isn't there something we could do?
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What do you have in mind?
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Well... Maybe we could...
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Work off our debt.
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If you're thinking what I'm thinking, I
think we have a deal.
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Yeah.
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You girls smell so clean.
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Even though we're doing a little chorus.
Oh, yeah.
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A dirty little bar went.
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Yes.
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Oh, God.
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Oh, yes.
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Oh, where'd she go?
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She's gone. She's gone.
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You smell clean.
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Oh, it seems to live. Just get in there.
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You don't understand.
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I have sex. A pelican.
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I've had sex with queens.
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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No, no, no, no, no, no.
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What is it that you want?
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Are you aware of what your son, Cupid,
is doing down there on Earth?
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No, I wasn't aware, but he's a god as
well. I don't think it's any of your
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concern.
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Is that so?
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Perhaps we should see what Zeus thinks
about that.
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Uh, no, wait, wait.
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Wait. Can't we...
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work something out.
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I am the god of war and your spell will
not last long on me.
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I will give you one mortal day to
retrieve your son Cupid before I go to
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you give yourself to me.
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Ares, I will show you that love is
stronger than war.
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Show me how powerful love is.
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Don't I always?
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We'll see about that.
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Mmm.
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Yeah.
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This feels so good.
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Is that goddess pussy feel good?
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under my control.
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And we will be unstoppable.
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Okay, Draco, I have two problems with
that.
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How are you going to get Cupid to go
along with your plan? And do you really
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think a love spell from Cupid's arrow is
going to work on Xena?
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I've got Cupid just where I want him.
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And if his spell will work on you, Alty,
I imagine it'll work. Well, I suppose.
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Cupid, come in here, my friend.
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Miss you too, my friend.
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00:57:56,250 --> 00:57:59,230
What's it been? All of five minutes
since I've seen you last?
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I know, man, but this is far too long. I
love you guys.
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Jeez.
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Cupid, why don't you demonstrate to Alty
here the power of your arrow?
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really doubt that he's gonna... You
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know,
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I never noticed how handsome you were
before.
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You're more attractive than all the gods
combined.
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Come on, Aphrodite. We both know that
you want something.
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Well, there is something, and I wouldn't
summon you if it wasn't super
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important. I'm afraid to ask.
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Well, it's Cupid. He's causing problems
on Earth, and Ares is gonna tell Zeus.
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He's a god.
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I'm sure he can take care of himself.
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But you're his favorite uncle. He looks
up to you.
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Yeah.
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Well, I'm gonna be going.
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to tend to more pressing matters.
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Okay. I hope Xena's going to be okay.
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Xena?
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01:24:29,300 --> 01:24:31,380
What does this thing with Cupid have to
do with her?
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I'm sure you'll find out.
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You better hurry.
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If you're lying, I'll be back.
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Xena!
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Gabrielle!
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You've come all this way just to see me?
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The Pelican tells of you hustling the
villagers has come a great way.
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They're about to retaliate.
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We're here to save you from yourself.
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Well, I appreciate your concerns,
ladies, but I like it here. I think I'll
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just fine.
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Xena!
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If nothing else, you're so predictable.
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So you're here to see me?
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I'm lucky for an LT with you.
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How about that of you an LT?
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On Amazon, doing the bidding of this
warlord.
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You're just cutting your whole race.
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I left the Amazon a long time ago.
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And you should be worrying about other
things.
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Like what?
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Like what you're going to do when Xena
leaves you.
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Now keep it!
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Obviously the one. I think you did just
fine.
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Come on, let's go.
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Wait.
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Wait for me, wait for me.
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Get real. Not so fast, you know. You
have to go through me first.
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Well, if there was ever a time to walk
away from two angry vaginas, it would be
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right now.
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See you later, gang.
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And you were in trouble.
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I'm just fine.
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But Gabrielle, if anything happens to
her... I'll
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help you find her.
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She's lucky to have such a friend like
you.
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We'll look for her first light, okay?
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I'm lucky enough to have such a friend
like you.
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Yeah.
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Thank you.
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Your strong hands are stroking your big
fucking cock.
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Hmm.
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Oh!
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Oh my -
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Fucking balls in my asshole too.
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Come on, get these down and do a little
fucking slap.
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Come on, Robin.
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Push me in your goddamn dick.
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You're right, you're a fucking dick.
Yes, I'm a fucking bitch.
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I only
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have three fingers at a time.
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There's four.
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I have four fingers.
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That's what it doesn't take.
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I'm gonna cheat on your fucking dick
with my ass on it.
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It's like I'm stroking her.
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Sorry,
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my fucking table.
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I burnt on you.
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Mm -hmm.
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Open and close.
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Open and close.
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Sucking your dick with every fucking
stroke.
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Using my tattles. I'm just keeping it
tight and making sure I
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don't have room in my goddamn mouth. I
want my dick.
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You have to feel it all the time. Just
like that.
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Just like that.
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I see
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now
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that your fucking heart turned into me.
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I was going to tell him.
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I was going to tell him. I was going to
tell him. I was going to tell him. I was
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going
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to
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tell him.
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I see Xena still has you fighting for
battles for her. I must say, I'm a bit
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disappointed.
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I would never disappoint a host.
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He's here for Cupid.
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Are you sure?
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Would you mind helping with our old
friend here?
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Hercules, thank you, but I got this.
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If you insist.
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Must be taking my favorite nephew.
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It'll be your last.
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02:22:17,180 --> 02:22:21,240
Now we'll get that... One time you were
with Gabriel.
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Just you and me.
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Are you looking forward to it?
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I guess.
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02:22:28,980 --> 02:22:30,960
I put us both in danger, Athena.
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02:22:31,780 --> 02:22:33,460
What if you were the one to take the
arrow?
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02:22:33,700 --> 02:22:35,480
I wouldn't be able to do anything about
it.
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02:22:37,120 --> 02:22:38,160
I'm a weak link.
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02:22:38,880 --> 02:22:39,960
Don't ever say that.
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02:22:40,360 --> 02:22:41,580
Don't ever think that.
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It's your love that makes me stronger.
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Don't you know that?
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Come on, let's go home.
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I don't want to bother you.
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Oh.
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02:27:21,770 --> 02:27:23,550
Look at George, he's trying to play
rough with me.
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02:33:38,120 --> 02:33:39,380
Take me like a little fucking toy.
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02:33:44,660 --> 02:33:46,420
Do you want to come here?
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It's fucking hot and fucking dirty.
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