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Hi everyone, condor you doing?
Uh, today's something of a special day.
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I appreciate all you guys in front of your radios,
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"Hemorrhagingly Extra Special"
"Everything Half Off"
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Now pay attention.
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Okay, you see, today we'll be getting serious.
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I think "More Than 90% Flesh-Toned"
will knock you for a crazy loop!
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Please sit back and enjoy this in
a room free of Mommy and Daddy.
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And now, tonight's Naraku
Peach-colored Theater. Here we go!
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Huh?
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Fool, where do you get off
starin' at us like that?
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I'll friggin' kill ya, you bastard!
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What's this? What's going on, Hayato?
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I don't really get it,
but someone's lookin' at us
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with some super-expectant eyes.
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Huh, really? Ah, in a flash,
it's become a dejected look.
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What's going on?
Did we not live up to expectations?
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In any case, it's embarrassing
to be looked at this way, huh?
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Takashi, your skin's so pretty! Like a girl's!
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No, don't touch me! It tickles.
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Anyway, Narita is all muscular and cool.
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Huh. Let's see...
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Don't stroke it.
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Don't stroke a man's brachial biceps.
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Woo-hoo! He even has six-pack abs!
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Dammit, d-don't touch me!
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Fool! Seriously don't touch me there, idiot eagle!
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- -Hey, you bastard!
- -No! That was Takashi just now!
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I'm sorry. I suddenly wanted a touch...
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Uh, yeah. Well, it's okay if it's you, I guess.
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How could it be okay?!
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"Our deepest apologies for
the former, inappropriate imagery"
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Hey! D-Don't be showin'
such creepy-ass footage!
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Why show more male flesh tone,
you idiots?! Aah, that was nasty.
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Man, I thought I was gonna go blind.
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Listen, you pricks, there are
good jokes and bad jokes.
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I said today was serious, right?!
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I'm going for real numbers.
We don't need crusty old jokes!
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Do that again and I'll kill ya.
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Grr, grr.
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Hi! Okay, that grotesque
scene just now never happened,
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so let's go to the next one. Burukkyaou, piramu--
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"We, Without Wings"
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If you collect those gleaming shards of gemstone
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And stretch both hands outward,
they will sparkle blue
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It was so very bright, and I shut my eyes
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Lips I touched,
memories of a long-ago day
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Casual kindness, yet without hesitation
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I'll show you, without giving up,
I can change even destiny
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If we spread our wings
and take each others' hands
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I feel we could walk even atop the clouds
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With you here now
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There is no difficult-to-endure past
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I'll beckon you from countless points of light
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"More Than 90% Flesh-Toned"
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'Sup? I came to get some tea.
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H-Huh? There's no one here?
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I'm sorry. Welcomeeeah!
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Are you okay?
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Ow...
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Hey, now. You all right, Hayashida?
I swear. You gotta be careful.
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There are rules of employee conduct, right?
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When a female staff member falls,
she must strike a feline pose
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or fall on her buttocks,
legs spread to form a letter M.
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I'm sorry, sir.
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Thank you for trying to cheer me up
with such a nonsensical joke...
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Um, Miss Rookie Part-time Worker?
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I don't think Karuo's sexually harassing
statements have enough in them to warm the heart.
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Oh, it's Yu, huh? What's up?
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I was about to hold a "Lust in Bloom"--Booyal!--
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"Lots o' Women, Fully Spread Letter M Festival"!
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Hurry and get your entry in.
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"Alexander Yanagihara Shop"
"Tel. OOO-XXXX"
"Attn: 'Lust in Bloom! Lots o' Women,
Fully Spread Letter M Festival'"
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It looks like there's no sign
of Kinako or the others today.
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Yeah. They're off today and tomorrow.
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After all, they won a trip to a hot spring.
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Huh. A hot spring...
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But having them all off at once
is tough for the store, right?
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I'm surprised you gave them permission.
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Yeah. Well, Tamaizumi's
friend came to help us out, so...
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Also, Mochizuki has been working hard lately.
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At a time like this,
I have to let her spread her wings.
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You have a surprisingly good side to you.
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Incidentally, this was on the condition
that they send me a bath-time photo.
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- -Karuo! You've got mail!
- -1 shouldn't have been impressed.
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Wh-What! Speak of the devil!
I g-g-got mail from M-M-Mochizuki!
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Huh?! It can't be!
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"Loading..."
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I get it! This is definitely
a "bath-time photo," isn't it?
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Whoa! Mochizuki is surprisingly hairy when naked.
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Uh, still, that just piques my interest. Behold!
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Her cheeks are stained as deep
crimson as a Japanese monkey.
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- -Her maiden-like expression shows
concern over her unusually thick body hair.
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- -l wonder what Kinako and them are doing now...
- -This sense of shame is lost on our
current generation of Japanese female--
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Nice. This okays our promise to the boss.
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Kinako! What are you doing?
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The footbath feels really good.
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Okay! Be right there!
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"Monkey: 'Gotcha!'"
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"Monkey: "Woohoo! Striped panties!'"
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"Monkey: 'Striped panties! Striped panties!'"
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Let go!
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Dammit, Masato!
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- -N-No! Stop, I said!
- -You mischievous monkey!
You've come stirring up more trouble!
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I wonder what Kinako's going on about...
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Dunno. She's probably excited to be here.
I guess that's understandable.
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Yes.
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Still, this footbath is good and all,
but I gotta get my whole body wet.
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It looks like this place's
outdoor bath gets good reviews.
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Yeah. Speaking of, Eriko,
you researched this place online, didn't you?
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That's right. Apparently,
this place improves your luck at love.
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What? No way. It's not like it's a shrine.
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Anyway, entering a bath for
something like that is improper.
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There you go again. Quit talkin' that tired crap.
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Here.
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It's delicious.
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That's right. There was another rumor...
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Like what?
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Well, at the outdoor bath here...
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It appears, they say.
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What does?
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A spirit-like thing.
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At the girls' bath?
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"Countryside of Mountain Streams"
"Seiryuen"
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Yeah, they say you can see it.
A girl who died at the bath. That's awesome!
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My friends totally freaked when they heard that!
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Ah. You knew of it, Takauchi?
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So that's it. I wondered what
would have made you invite us...
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Where's the harm? Y'all aren't
the type to get scared by ghost stories!
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I guess. I didn't want to stop being
able to believe that kind of stuff,
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but I've gotten a little too
old to believe in fairy tales.
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I know. I miss the days when we
could see what couldn't be seen.
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I don't understand at all. Speak Japanese.
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Put simply, we're saying that if
something can be seen, we wanna see it.
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Oh, yeah? Well, let's go see!
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We must go see it.
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Could it be that you're scared?
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Huh? Alice, you're not?
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But it's a ghost! A ghost! You're not scared?
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Of course not. Because, I am an adult girl.
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Only girl children can be scared of ghosts.
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Therefore, those who fear
them are very girly children.
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O-Of c-course I'm not scared! R-Right, Yoshikawa?
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Th-That's right! It's not scary!
I mean, we're grown women! Right, Haneda?
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We have weight problems!
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We can even eat bell peppers!
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That's good.
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Then, adults that we are,
we have to go see it at once...
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That ghost.
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Huh?
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Ain't no "Huh?" about it, okay?
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- -They say a spirit comes out here.
- -Hey! O-Ow! Not there! Wait... Um, aah!
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- -How lucky could we be?
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We gotta go take a quick look while
we're on our trip. Otherwise, it's bad luck.
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Uh, I feel like going will be worse luck.
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Yes, Miss Pal Crepe. We shouldn't.
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If we saw it, we could totally get cursed.
It's super, super dangerous.
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You're a dummy.
The spirit here ain't like that.
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They say it's a blessing to see it.
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My, that's rather dubious.
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What a crock!
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- -l know, right?
- -Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow! That hurts, Miss Pal Crepe!
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- -We could be cursed for seven generations.
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Huh? That's unexpected.
Ai, you're no good with these kinds of stories?
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That's right. Didn't you know?
I'm a super girly girl.
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If I go to a haunted house,
I'm the type that goes, "Eeek!"
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There you go again!
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Uh, that's nothing to heckle about.
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There's no need to hold back.
You like scary stories, right?
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Your face when you wake up is like a scary story...
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You should go with Miss
Pal Crepe to the haunted spot!
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Forget it!
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If you're gonna talk like that, Naru,
you can't get scared by spiritual stuff.
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You've made being a strange, ditzy girl
in front of guys your normal persona!
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Miss Pal Crepe! Ai says she
wants to go see the ghost!
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I didn't say that! I didn't!
You're the one who said it!
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That's a lie. Ai's sentiments
are so much more intense!
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Not at all, not at all!
Naru's are shining super intently!
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Gah! Enough smack talk!
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All right, we're goin'.
No more jibber-jabber, you little brats!
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"Women"
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Eek, eek! Incredible! The bath is so big!
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Hot springs are the best! Hoo-hah! Hoo-hah!
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Kinako, you're disturbing the other guests.
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Well, my body's all warm and I can't sit still!
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Jeez, I guess it can't be helped.
Cuz she can't hold her liquor.
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Well, Kinako's the type where if they brag
about the saké that much, she can't say no.
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Kinako! Look, you're better off staying
out of the bath till you sober up.
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No fair! Leavin' your friends
out ain't no good neither!
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Once again, I don't understand...
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Hiyo! Eri is so mean!
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Ah. They're big.
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Kinako! What are you doing?
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- -Where's the harm? Where's the harm?
- -Please stop!
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They're so big and nice...
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The heck is that?
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There...
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So, please rest there a bit, Kinako.
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Tamahiyo! I'm gettin' in first.
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Okay, I'll be right there.
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Huh. If you see a ghost,
your love life will improve?
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Makes you suddenly wanna see it, huh?
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Not really.
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There it is. That's why the popular guys hate you.
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No, that's not what I mean.
It's just, it all sounds completely fishy.
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What does a ghost have
to do with your love life?
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According to the latest
information I've just received,
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the spirit wasn't blessed
with love in its previous life,
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so it has a strong desire to
at least make others happy.
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For real? It's usually
the opposite. That's super nice!
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It's friggin' dark!
They gotta turn some lights on, huh?
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Say, Yamashina, how did the person die?
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Shampoo got in her eyes. She panicked,
and her foot slipped on the soap...
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Apparently, she landed poorly.
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That kinda death is like
somethin' from a comic, huh?
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00:14:38,920 --> 00:14:44,801
So, if we wanted to drive that ghost off,
we should toss around shampoo and soap?
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That's so friggin' lame!
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Y-Yoshikawa, did you hear that?
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Yes! I heard it, Haneda.
The ghost is no good with slippery stuff!
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So, if we slather it on our bodies,
maybe the ghost will stay away!
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Ah! Haneda, you're so smart!
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Okay, I'll go ahead and put it on you.
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In that case, we should lather each other up.
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Agreed!
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It tickles a little, huh?
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Right? But it feels kinda good, huh?
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Yes.
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Those girls are very grown-up girls.
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Ai, did you hear that?
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I heard.
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Sh-Sh-Shampoo!
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S-S-S-Soap!
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Ah, thank goodness.
With this, the ghost isn't scary--
233
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Wh-Wh-What was that? Such a hideous voice!
234
00:15:47,029 --> 00:15:49,740
It's a curse! A curse!
235
00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:55,037
Hiyo! Let me fondle them again.
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Huh? Hiyo, they shrunk a lot from before...
237
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Noooo!
238
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Evil spirit, begone!
239
00:16:10,678 --> 00:16:12,930
Hey, what--?
240
00:16:13,139 --> 00:16:16,142
Evil spirit? No way, for real?!
241
00:16:17,977 --> 00:16:20,480
Wh-What're you doing?
242
00:16:22,023 --> 00:16:26,110
When all's said and done,
those two are havin' fun.
243
00:16:26,319 --> 00:16:29,280
I'm glad I forced 'em to come along.
244
00:16:29,489 --> 00:16:32,700
Huh? That's one heck of a racket over there...
245
00:16:32,909 --> 00:16:35,203
It might have actually appeared.
246
00:16:35,411 --> 00:16:40,583
For real?! Shoot, I'm gonna miss it.
I'm goin', too! Gotta go see!
247
00:16:42,126 --> 00:16:43,753
What is this?
248
00:16:43,961 --> 00:16:46,005
Ow! It stings!
249
00:16:46,214 --> 00:16:46,964
Ow!
250
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Takauchi.
251
00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:50,259
Fine, you son of a bitch!
252
00:16:50,468 --> 00:16:51,969
C-Calm down, Takauchi.
253
00:16:52,178 --> 00:16:54,388
Is it you who's pickin' a fight with me?!
254
00:16:54,597 --> 00:16:56,766
No, no.
255
00:16:58,559 --> 00:17:00,770
That's a lascivious scene...
256
00:17:00,978 --> 00:17:02,772
So there was someone else?!
257
00:17:02,980 --> 00:17:05,733
Why you...!
258
00:17:05,942 --> 00:17:08,736
Take that, and that, and that!
259
00:17:13,449 --> 00:17:14,283
Huh?
260
00:17:14,492 --> 00:17:18,162
Eriko, did you hear Kinako's voice just now?
261
00:17:18,371 --> 00:17:21,749
Huh? No way. She's still passed out.
262
00:17:21,958 --> 00:17:24,502
Oh, you're right. Yes.
263
00:17:24,710 --> 00:17:28,005
But, Eriko, I wonder if it's really all right...
264
00:17:28,214 --> 00:17:29,298
Huh? What is?
265
00:17:29,507 --> 00:17:34,178
Alexander! I hope it's able
to get by with so few staff...
266
00:17:36,013 --> 00:17:39,058
'Sup? You all having fun? Right now, I'm--
267
00:17:39,267 --> 00:17:41,686
Hey, listen up. This is bad.
268
00:17:41,894 --> 00:17:44,146
Wh-What is it, sir?
269
00:17:44,355 --> 00:17:45,731
I'll tell you what!
270
00:17:45,940 --> 00:17:48,943
I've concentrated so hard,
stared for so long that now,
271
00:17:49,151 --> 00:17:53,072
all kidding aside, this monkey
has started to look like Mochizuki.
272
00:17:53,281 --> 00:17:57,535
At this rate I, Karuo, will become
a beast in the true sense of the word.
273
00:17:57,743 --> 00:18:01,747
Yu! To protect my dignity, please show
me naked human bodies right now!
274
00:18:01,956 --> 00:18:03,249
Hurry up and do it!
275
00:18:03,541 --> 00:18:05,918
Send your entries here!
276
00:18:06,127 --> 00:18:07,712
No ages asked! Spirited girls are...
277
00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:11,132
Things look like they're
incredibly slow right now,
278
00:18:11,340 --> 00:18:15,261
so take your time and get nice and refreshed.
279
00:18:15,469 --> 00:18:17,013
And... Send.
280
00:18:17,221 --> 00:18:20,933
Oh, Kakeru and the others
aren't here today either.
281
00:18:21,142 --> 00:18:23,352
I wonder what they're doing.
282
00:18:26,981 --> 00:18:29,233
Folklore spread throughout a hot springs town...
283
00:18:29,442 --> 00:18:31,569
Female passion rising up in hot steam...
284
00:18:31,777 --> 00:18:36,240
Terrifying if I say so myself.
Enough to make one's soul shiver!
285
00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:42,622
Ow! Dammit. Sure enough, I couldn't get a peek.
286
00:18:42,830 --> 00:18:48,711
I thought if I could make it along the cliff,
I could reach the girls' bath, but...
287
00:18:49,920 --> 00:18:55,301
Huh? Kakeru, what are you doing?
You haven't even turned on the lights.
288
00:18:55,509 --> 00:18:57,053
A foolish question, Kazama!
289
00:18:57,261 --> 00:19:01,140
I am the deliverer of amusement.
Those brats have forgotten their dreams,
290
00:19:01,349 --> 00:19:05,561
but I shall etch into their gray
matter the ultimate entertainment!
291
00:19:05,770 --> 00:19:06,687
Ba-baam!
292
00:19:06,896 --> 00:19:11,901
Uh, yeah! I don't really get it,
but that's great, Kakeru!
293
00:19:12,109 --> 00:19:15,196
Huh? Kakeru, where did he go?
294
00:19:15,404 --> 00:19:18,574
He said something about
going out into the night air.
295
00:19:18,783 --> 00:19:22,411
How deeply those wings love isolation!
296
00:19:30,127 --> 00:19:31,962
Whoa, for real?
297
00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:33,756
What is it, Eri?
298
00:19:33,964 --> 00:19:40,513
The story's different. The one how if you
enter the bath here, your love life will improve.
299
00:19:40,721 --> 00:19:43,683
When I saw it yesterday,
it said you just have to enter the bath,
300
00:19:43,891 --> 00:19:47,353
but now it says you have
to see the ghost in the bath.
301
00:19:47,561 --> 00:19:50,481
That's a pretty wishy-washy charm, isn't it?
302
00:19:50,690 --> 00:19:52,775
Sure enough, it's gotta be fake.
303
00:19:52,983 --> 00:19:55,152
Huh. Yeah, I guess so.
304
00:19:55,361 --> 00:19:59,532
Shoot. I thought maybe tonight
I'd have a great, romantic encounter.
305
00:19:59,740 --> 00:20:05,246
Like, a boy who's secretly had feelings
for you follows you here from Yanagihara?
306
00:20:05,454 --> 00:20:08,749
Oh, that's good! The kind of
outcome I bet Tamahiyo would like.
307
00:20:08,958 --> 00:20:11,001
What are you talking about?
308
00:20:18,968 --> 00:20:22,555
Ah, dammit! What the heck
happened to that ghost?
309
00:20:22,763 --> 00:20:25,474
Takauchi, quit showing your panties.
310
00:20:25,683 --> 00:20:28,436
Too bad, isn't it, Watarai?
311
00:20:28,644 --> 00:20:30,020
What is?
312
00:20:30,229 --> 00:20:33,023
Well, the improved love life...
313
00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:37,987
Oh, that? Yeah, there was that.
I wasn't too interested in it, though.
314
00:20:38,195 --> 00:20:43,868
Is that so? I thought perhaps
you were a little worried about it.
315
00:20:44,076 --> 00:20:46,036
Huh? Why's that? Not at all.
316
00:20:46,245 --> 00:20:47,329
Oh. I'm sorry.
317
00:20:48,122 --> 00:20:50,583
Yeah. No, right? Nope, nope.
318
00:20:54,628 --> 00:20:55,296
Drawing in countless stories
319
00:20:57,465 --> 00:21:01,844
You two are so cunning. I suppose
I can't win. Because I am pure and fair.
320
00:21:16,233 --> 00:21:20,821
"I can just take flight after I've healed
321
00:21:27,661 --> 00:21:30,915
Oh, that's right.
It's time to water the flowers!
322
00:21:32,666 --> 00:21:36,253
"Your melody is a love song,"
whisper the oh-so-wounded angels
323
00:21:42,510 --> 00:21:43,469
I'm going to get some fresh air.
324
00:21:47,056 --> 00:21:47,389
Yeah. Sorry.
325
00:21:51,977 --> 00:21:54,730
Maybe the charm did have an effect.
326
00:22:21,590 --> 00:22:26,387
Okay, that about wraps it up.
Well, what else is there to say?
327
00:22:26,595 --> 00:22:29,974
Uh, this was a "What if?" story.
328
00:22:30,182 --> 00:22:34,895
And yet, this was one, how can I put this?
329
00:22:35,104 --> 00:22:39,692
The kind of fairy tale that,
for example, we would tell you.
330
00:22:56,041 --> 00:23:02,715
Rain falls, and though we leave by bus
331
00:23:02,923 --> 00:23:09,555
You walk, still in a bad mood
332
00:23:09,763 --> 00:23:16,562
When you get in a good mood, do you smile?
333
00:23:16,770 --> 00:23:22,818
I can create an ideal world
334
00:23:23,027 --> 00:23:26,363
Something that happened in a dream
335
00:23:26,572 --> 00:23:29,909
You say nothing but complaints
336
00:23:30,117 --> 00:23:32,244
It's a romance of delusion
337
00:23:32,453 --> 00:23:37,207
But I like it
338
00:23:37,416 --> 00:23:41,545
Even in fairy tales
339
00:23:41,754 --> 00:23:45,007
There's no such thing as "forever"
340
00:23:45,215 --> 00:23:51,055
And even princesses get angry
341
00:23:51,263 --> 00:23:55,351
A single page from a fairy tale
342
00:23:55,559 --> 00:24:00,856
The one who can turn to a new page
343
00:24:01,065 --> 00:24:06,654
Is, yes, you
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