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If the pizza man truly loves this babysitter...

why does he keep slapping her rear?

I learned that from the pizza man.

-So where is it? -Where's what?

The pizza.

[Dean] All right, I'm done.

-Hello. -Jack?

Billie kept him hidden in the Empty until Chuck went off-world.

It's time.

Jack still doesn't have a soul.

If I do exactly what she says, if l follow her plan,

I'll get stronger and l'll be able to kill God.

[Billie] They're all dying, each and every world.

-[Castiel] It's Chuck. -Mm-hm.

He's been a busy boy, wiping the slate clean for the end.

This is your destiny.

You are the messengers of God's destruction.

-Any sign of him? -No. Nothing yet.

Chuck's probably trashing a few dozen universes outside of CNN's range.

[eerie humming nearby]

[whooshing]

[Savage Garden's "l Want You" playing]

♪ Anytime l need to see your face I just close my eyes ♪

♪ And l am taken to a place Where your crystal mind ♪

♪ And magenta feelings take up shelter In the base of my spine ♪

♪ Sweet like a chic-a-cherry cola I don't even try to explain ♪

♪ I just hold on tight And if it happens again ♪

♪ I might move so slightly To the arms and the lips and the face ♪

♪ Of the human cannonball That l need to I want to... ♪

Bro, we did it.

Dean?

Sam?

Dean?

-What the hell? -What the heck?

[rift whooshing]

Oh, nuts.

[Sam] So this rift is open in the middle of the armory,

and these two guys climb out of a car and they look just like us--

Except not, and don't even get me started about the car.

Okay, I am not understanding.

Yeah. Well, welcome to the club.

It's like they were us, but l guess from another world?

-How did they get here? -[Billie] They were running.

Because God was destroying their reality.

He's almost done. Wrapping up those other worlds.

-And when he is-- -It's our turn.

Looks like.

So we need to be prepared.

I have the next step.

For Jack.

I'm ready.

Feeling, um, good about it.

The first quest was meant to strengthen Jack's body.

Step two is more spiritual in nature.

Can you be more specific?

Jack needs to find the Occultum.

The Occultum?

Occultum. It's Latin for hidden. Where do we find it?

I don't know. It's hidden.

Missing for centuries.

Sacred, potent.

Is it a weapon? How does it work?

Not a weapon per se, but it's powerful.

Okay. Thanks. Big help.

So are you ready?

Truly?

I am.

Good to hear.

Because we need to be ready, and vigilant, and not stupid.

God,

if he catches on to what we're doing, everything comes crashing down.

The Occultum.

There's barely even a mention of this thing, and nothing on where to find it.

[Dean] Mm-hm.

And what's this thing supposed to even do? "lt's spiritual." What does that even mean?

Dean?

Dean, what are you doing?

I'm just thinking.

This whole thing is crazy, right?

I mean...

Death is our Obi-Wan, and you and me,

we're the "messengers of God's destruction," whatever the hell that means.

And Jack is supposed to kill God.

But if he does...

that still leaves you know who.

Amara.

So I'm thinking.

Maybe he kills her too.

[Sam scoffs]

Seriously.

Listen, if we just take Chuck off the board, that still leaves her, okay?

That throws things out of balance.

And if things are out of balance, then the world pretty much... Pfft.

-Yeah. lt ends. -Right. But if Jack kills her...

kind of a family plan.

Then there's no God, there's no Darkness.

Nothing out of balance. World saved.

Okay. Yeah. But then, who takes over?

Jack?

I just learned how to do that.

Probably not.

Jack, listen.

About Billie's plan, she hasn't been real specific on the details.

Yeah. When you go up against Chuck, uh...

you gonna what, bob and weave, or you go straight in for the full smite?

Yeah. You know, um, something like that.

[Castiel] Okay. Yeah.

Fine. l owe you.

Well, I have information on the Occultum from the shaman, Sergei.

Him? Are we that desperate?

-I think so. -So, what did he say?

The Occultum is divine in its origin.

It was housed for hundreds of years in an ancient temple before it was--

Plundered by pirates.

-No. -It was dug up by tomb raiders.

No.

It was seized by the King of the Dead and his warlords, am l close?

Looted by invading Mongol hordes for trade on the black market.

Yeah. l was gonna say that next. That was the next one.

Yeah. [clears throat]

So, uh, where is it now?

Until a few years ago, it was owned by the Jacobson family,

until Hyram Jacobson's son fell gravely ill

and he was told nothing could be done.

And in desperation, he turned to a faith healer.

She saved the child, but she would only accept the Occultum in payment.

Do we have a name?

No. Just a description.

She was attractive, and she healed the child by laying on hands.

Which glowed.

[Jo] Sam and Dean.

You just keep turning up. My two bad pennies.

Looks like business is still good.

Well, the healthcare system sucks, so I pick up the slack.

-Making house calls? -Sorry?

Maybe Hyram Jacobson recommended you to a few of his rich friends.

I mean, one gazillionaire trumps a hundred sad sacks in a Kiwanis hall, am l right?

Well, I really can't talk about that.

-Patient confidentiality. -Right. Of course. Sure.

In that case, why don't you tell us about the Occultum.

-What about it? -We need it.

-Why? -To kill God.

[chuckles softly]

Turns out, that Hail Mary that you and Cass tried, it worked.

God's back, he's pissed...

-and he's gonna murder the world. -Unless we stop him.

So you want me to be on your side against God?

I mean, we are better looking.

No.

I'm not going to make God my enemy,

because he's God.

[Sam] Well...

you don't have a choice.

You wouldn't.

-Try us. -I don't have it.

-Then who does? -An old friend of yours.

-Ruby. -Wait a second. Why would you give it to her?

It's a long story. I was on the road near Topeka.

Long days of providing relief to the weak and weary.

Alone, yet warmed by the comfort l provided.

When she found me.

Hey.

Anything you wanna tell me, Jo?

Nice vessel. Suits you better than the blond.

[Sam] Wait a minute.

You were friends?

God, no.

I mean, sometimes we'd pool our talents,

run a job together if the opportunity presented itself.

You've been holding out on me.

Ruby, I respect our arrangement.

Do l butt in when some sap wants his soul back

and you agree to return it for a tidy fee?

And I'm good with your little bleeding-heart sideshow,

but l'm talking way bigger than your usual take.

The Occultum. You've got it.

And I can get you a buyer.

For a taste.

And... why would I agree to that?

Money.

Do you have any idea how much that thing's worth?

Millions.

Now tell me that doesn't appeal to your label-whore heart.

-[Dean] And then? -I gave it to her.

She said she had hid it until she contacted the buyer, which she never did, because--

Well, you... [clicks tongue]

-Okay. So where is it now? -Stashed, by her.

In hell.

Hey, Jack.

Cass, you know what's good about being dead?

Uh...

As l recall, very little.

Well, when you come back, you really get into all that life is.

Hot, cold, sweet, spicy, funny, scary.

And are you...

into it?

I wanna be.

But...

I don't feel things the way I used to.

Before l lost my...

Your soul.

Yeah.

I used to feel things in my bones.

It was glorious, and sometimes unbearable, but l felt them.

Now, l understand

joy or sadness, but...

I know those things aren't in me.

Now l understand why Sam and Dean were angered by what happened to Mary.

By what you did to Mary.

Yes.

I see that l've caused them pain.

And it's clear that things have changed.

Especially with-- With Dean.

Will he ever forgive me?

You know, Dean...

he--

He feels things more acutely than any human l've ever known.

So it's possible he could work through this.

One day, he may explode. Let it all out.

And then breathe deeply and move on.

How long will that take?

I don't know.

[door closes]

You sure you can swing this again?

Well, we have Rowena's notes for the spell, so...

Okay.

Samwitch, let's do this.

Cass. Hey, good news. We sort of know where the Occultum is. Sort of.

-What? What's wrong? -Come with me.

Cass, what are we doing?

Whoa.

What the hell?

They can't see us, or hear us.

What happened?

Where are they?

[Castiel] I don't know. I--

I think if Chuck tried to destroy them as their world's rift was closing,

it's theoretically possible that the blast could have trapped them between dimensions.

I mean, they're--

They're here, and yet not.

Are they in pain?

I don't think so.

Good.

Wait. Hold up, Dean, what--?

We'll handle it. We'll deal with them. But right now, we gotta go to hell.

Whoa. You do?

Jo said that's where Ruby stashed the Occultum.

Ruby. The demon you were sexually intimate with?

Sexually intimate?

-Yes. -And you trust Jo now?

Well, Jo did help you out.

Yes, but hell is a big place.

You could be searching forever. We need more information, Dean.

From who?

What about Ruby?

Ruby's dead, Cass. We have to work with what we have.

So we'll go to hell, you stay topside, keep that spell alive so we get back, all right?

All right, next time we fly Air Abracadabra, we're upgrading to first class.

-I can't take the jet lag. -Where do we start?

Hey.

Hi.

You shouldn't be here.

-Yeah, we know. -We're-- We're looking for your boss, Rowena.

She's hosting a reception

for newly condemned souls.

Because that's a thing we do now.

-Ah. All right. But you can take us to her, right? -Yeah.

Good.

So? They made it?

Sam and Dean are in hell?

Yeah.

But?

But there are just so many holes in Jo's story.

Who was Ruby gonna sell the Occultum to? Why didn't Jo try to get it back?

So you think she's lying?

I think we need to ask Ruby.

Who's dead.

Yeah. ln the Empty.

I need your assistance.

Uh, sure. Anything.

I need you to kill me, almost.

Can someone be almost dead?

Well, in theory...

ha, ha...

if l'm brought to death's brink,

I should be able to put one foot in the afterlife,

and contact Ruby.

Cass, the Empty doesn't exactly like you, remember?

Yeah. l do.

But our deal, l'm far from happy, so I should be fine.

I need you to draw out most of my life force, store it in here.

And then keep a close watch, if it seems like l'm--

Really dying, not almost dying?

Then bring me back.

Cass, I may not have a soul, but l know killing you is wrong.

What if I screw up?

Well, then, l'll be lost forever.

But l think you'll do fine.

Oh. Um...

You need to feed the spell bowl to keep the rift open for Sam and Dean,

or they'll be lost forever.

Let's do it.

Are you sure?

Not at all.

Give me one hour, then bring me back.

This way, guys.

Is it just me, or is this feeling like a...?

A trap.

Why are you trying to kill us?

-Because she told us to. -Who, Rowena?

Jo. She said if we helped her,

she'd bust us out of hell.

-[Sam] Why does she want us dead? -Ask her yourself.

That bitch set us up.

Sister Jo, you're still here.

-Maybe you can help. -No Sister Jo here.

I heard she retired. Florida.

But some free advice, don't make friends.

They always ask too much of you.

Ruby?

Ruby!

Can you hear me?

Ruby.

Ruby!

Ruby, can you hear me?

[woman] Hello, Clarence.

Meg.

Oh. Not so much.

You're the Empty.

You always were quick.

Apparently you wanna see Ruby, so I went with a demon theme.

Where can I find her?

-What does this look like, a singles bar? -This is not a social call.

I'm here fulfilling a request ordered by Death herself.

And I understand that you and she are working together.

Oh, yeah, we're besties.

That doesn't mean I'm gonna help little old you.

Oh, yes, it does.

You're no fun.

Go get her, pizza man.

Ruby.

Where am l?

You're dead.

I remember.

Are you dead?

Almost.

Oh, lucky you.

Ruby, I woke you up because l'm looking for an object known as the Occultum,

and the angel Jo said you hid it

-somewhere in hell. -Oh, did she?

Wow, that is so like her.

Don't you think it's a little obvious for a demon to be hiding something in hell?

I don't know. Sam and Dean, they're searching there now.

Oh, Sam.

How is the big lug?

I liked him.

We had a good thing until he killed me.

Listen, l don't have a lot of time. Could we possibly just--?

When you went to Jo about the Occultum...

When I went to see her?

She called me.

Is this a trap?

Because l will mess you up.

Wow, that's how much you trust me?

-Girlfriend-- -I'm not your girlfriend, what do you want?

Here's the deal.

Lucifer and Michael are circling each other, there's gonna be a showdown.

And I know you think you're in solid with Lucifer,

but we both know, if those two go at it, it's Apocalypse time,

and nothing will be left standing.

Maybe.

Eh. Maybe things go your way.

But maybe they go heaven's, and if they do, everyone will need a plan B.

Look, you and I work well together when we have to.

You are a powerful demon, and I am a good businesswoman.

When the smoke clears, there will be a new world order.

We could make that work for us.

-You said we'd all be dead. -We don't have to be.

Not if we ride it out in the safest place that exists.

-I'm not following. -The Occultum.

[Castiel] The Occultum is a place?

A place, a thing.

Whatever you wanna call it, it's powerful.

Jo and I cut a deal and l stashed it.

I can tell you the location,

and it's not in hell.

-Does Jo know where it is? Because she-- -No.

That girl really can't be trusted.

But you can trust me, if...

If, what?

I'll help you on one condition,

that you get me the hell out of here.

What?

-Guys, you're back. -Jack, what the hell?

Why do they call this place "the Empty"?

This place is full.

It's full of sorrow and despair playing over and over again.

Of angels and demons dreaming about their regrets, forever.

Yeah. l know.

He's dead... kind of.

-For now. -What?

You're clearly connected, Castiel.

Just try.

Okay. I'll try.

The Occultum, it's...

Cass went to the Empty hopefully to find Ruby, hopefully

to find out where this Occultum thing is located... hopefully.

-That's way too many "hopefullys." -Bring him back now!

[Meg] Yo, Clarence.

You got what you wanted, now what? You think you're gonna just flit on home?

Yes, because we have a deal.

I know we have a deal, feathers.

[grunting]

You're not dead yet.

But for the time you're here, I can make you wish you were.

[grunting]

You can't hurt me.

Jack said we're on the same side against Chuck.

I'm on Death's side.

Come on, wake up, pal.

When her plan works, I finally get to go back to sleep.

That's what she promised?

She can do that?

Come on, Cass. Come on.

Funny thing about her plan, though.

She didn't say anything about needing you.

Baby, you can't just traipse in and out of here.

It upsets the order of things.

Cass!

Chardonnay, Clarence?

Oh, you're probably not in the mood.

[coughing]

See you soon.

You made it back.

Yeah, and so did you.

You're an idiot, by the way.

What if this hadn't worked?

But it did.

The Occultum... was never in hell.

Yeah. We get that.

The Occultum is apparently the safest place in the world.

-Jo was never gonna give that up. -It's a place?

-So you saw Ruby. -And...

I got the location.

Huh.

Am l still an idiot?

Well, yeah.

[Sam] Let's go, then.

Wait. What if Chuck checks in on us and sees what we're doing?

-Isn't it pretty much over? -Yeah, it would be.

[Dean] Uh...

I have a dumb idea.

If Chuck comes back and checks in on us,

he's gonna look for us here in the bunker.

-We don't know that. -Well, we don't not know that, so...

Chuck would need to see us here in the bunker.

Wait, so you want them to be you?

Well, it's not that hard. Me and Sam do it every day.

I'm thinking we open up a rift with a spell like we did with Apocalypse World.

We don't need archangel juice, we're just trying

to get them out of this in-between.

I'm thinking Cass' grace would be enough.

Or it'll blast them away to another world.

Maybe, but it's better than leaving them there.

[speaking magic words]

So, uh... back home you're--

-You're hunters? -We were hunters.

The family business.

But our world's probably gone.

-We made it out just before the explosion. -That's God.

-God? -Yeah. You're gonna need another beer.

-We actually don't drink much of this stuff. -Dad won't keep it in the house.

He only likes his private-label Scotch.

He spoils us.

Wait. Your dad is still around?

And he spoils you?

Well, he did. We don't know where he is now.

We all went through the rift together, but l guess we got separated.

To Dad.

Best guy ever.

[Sam 2 clears throat]

So this is where you live?

Yeah. Yeah.

And this is where your hunting operation is based?

-Uh, I mean, it's not really much of an operation-- -No, no, no.

We do just fine. We, uh--

[Dean chuckles]

We hunt monsters all over the country.

It's exhausting, isn't it?

Mm.

We do it worldwide.

We have to keep two sets of pilots on standby.

You guys have your own plane?

You don't?

-Oh, dear. How do you manage? -How do you afford it?

We get paid.

-For hunting monsters. -You what?

Yes. HunterCorp does very well.

HunterCorp?

Yeah. Well, gotta hand it to the old man, huh?

Pretty much built up an entire empire from scratch.

To Dad.

Smartest guy ever.

Mm. All right.

Uh, well, look, fellas, thanks again for the, uh-- For the rescue.

Oh, uh...

Glad you brought that up. See, we got ourselves a bit of a situation here.

God smashed your world, like we said, and...

And now he is gonna take out this one.

-We're gonna stop him. -But he may be checking in on us here.

Wait.

God checks in on you?

Yeah. We kind of have a...

relationship.

If he decides to look in on us, we don't want him to know what we're doing.

So you two are gonna be here, pretending to be us.

-And how do we do that? -Well, first off...

I'm sorry, you're gonna have to lose the man bun.

I will not.

Right. Um, and then, uh...

This is the place, you sure?

Ruby was very specific.

Yeah, well, so was Jo.

Guys, I know l haven't been doing this as long as you,

but doesn't this seem a little easy?

Yeah.

[growling nearby]

Do you hear something?

Is that a bear?

No. More like a--

Hellhounds.

[barking and snarling]

[Sam] Dean.

Dean, you wanna hurry a little bit?

Go, go, go!

-You got it? -Yep.

[Hellhounds growling, banging on door]

I guess Ruby forgot to mention the freaking Hellhounds.

Yeah, it would seem.

Where are we supposed to look?

She said the top of the cross would point the way.

-But what's it supposed to be pointing to? -[Sam] Guys!

Could you maybe move it along?

Dean, Cass.

The top of the cross, it's right there.

Guys, I can't hold them forever.

[Dean] What the hell is that? Is that a map?

Maybe it's a key.

No. It's a passage in Enochian, it says,

loosely translated,

"ln order to be in the Occultum, the Occultum must be in you."

[cats meowing]

They said lose the man bun, Samuel.

[sighs] Look, hillbilly clothes are bad enough.

I have to draw the line somewhere, and my hair is sacred.

So, what do we do now?

This is it.

They said be authentic, drink beer in front of a computer screen.

-That's their lives? -Mm-hm.

Oh, my God. Ugh.

You get used to it.

-[woman on monitor] Hey there, big boy. -Whoa. [chuckles] Check this out.

And there's like a ton of these files in here.

[woman] Press my button to enter me.

Can you imagine if Dad caught us with that kind of stuff?

Goodbye trust funds.

Wow.

[woman] Wanna chat?

I gotta tell you, Sammy. This Sam and Dean, you know,

sure, they're simple, but they've got this place of their own.

There's no quarterly reports, there's no investor calls.

There's just-- There's nothing to do

but hunt monsters,

drink beer and watch porn.

[woman] Hey there, big boy.

-Yeah. -They've got it made.

[Hellhounds barking and growling]

Guys.

I don't like it. l mean--

Look, first Jo sets us up with killer demons,

and now Ruby sends us to a place with Hellhounds.

These chicks want us dead.

I don't trust any part of this.

Where's the thing?

-I ate it. -You what?

Well, you said it had to be in me, so--

-No. Spit it out. -It's fine, okay? Nothing's happening.

[grunting]

Jack. Jack?

Jack?

Jack.

Jack?

You must not be human.

Humans may not enter here.

Are you an angel?

It's a long story.

Why do humans have to stay out?

This is the Garden. Man's beginning.

You mean, Eden.

Like... Adam and Eve?

God loved them so.

His prize creations.

Until he banished them, and all of mankind, from the perfection of the Garden.

And he hid it away.

I was told this place might change me somehow.

Perhaps.

If you were the one meant to find it.

You'll know soon enough.

-What do you mean if Jack comes back? -I don't know what's happening here.

I had no idea this was gonna involve ingesting some magic sphere

and then disappearing, Dean.

[snake hissing]

[snake] Who are you really?

Who are you meant to be?

All right. So, what do we do next?

All right.

Jack, what's wrong?

[woman] Stacy!

[Jack] There's no going back, I realize that now.

-Listen to me. -Leave me alone!

[Lucifer] They're never gonna trust you again.

[Sam grunting, banging on door]

What the hell?

[Hellhounds barking]

Jack?

Jack!

Hey.

Are you okay?

All right, fellas. Well, thanks for your help.

Now it's, uh, time to go.

You know, we, uh--

We could just all live here together.

Like a club.

That would just be weird.

-It wouldn't be so weird. -[Dean] Trust me.

Where you wanna be is Brazil, okay?

It's far away, and there's nothing but beaches, babes, Carnival.

Oh, uh...

You think we could keep the flannel shirts?

No.

Okay.

Oh, uh...

When we were looking around, we, uh...

We saw it.

It?

The car.

You didn't touch it?

Oh. [chuckles]

-We drove in it. -I'm sorry, you what?

And we're leaving.

-Ow. My arm, you're hurting-- Dean. -Sam.

Have fun in Rio!

Is the kid okay?

I don't know.

He seems to have recovered.

So Jack's back?

Yeah, he is, but, um... something's different.

Jack is, uh--

Well, he's been to the Garden. That's the crossroads of divinity and humanity.

No one's been there since the exile till now.

Till Jack.

Hey, Jack.

How you doing?

I'm--

I'm so sorry.

You what?

Why didn't I get it?

My mother died too.

Why didn't I understand?

It was my fault.

Jack?

His soul is back.

Please.

Just--

Please forgive me.