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[grunting]

No matter how many times I climb these stairs,

I swear they're gettin' taller. Heh-heh.

Oh... [grunts]

We're just getting older.

Oh, boy. That market sure was a mess today, wasn't it?

Oh, my goodness, yes!

Ever since those monsters started showing up,

hogging the aisles with their giant shopping carts...

Now, if I had any say, I'd--

Manny! Mendel! Quit doddling!

Hey, Mom, I found a dead lizard!

I wanna keep it!

Can we name him "Chomps"?

[sighs] OK, but... only if you finish your chores.

[breathes deeply] All right. You guys know the drill.

[grunting] Your back OK, dear?

[struggling] Yeah. Yeah, that's fine, honey.

Whoa! Whoa-oa! Whuh--! Whoa!

[grunting]

[all exclaiming]

Huh?

-Oh, my! -Whoa!

Sorry. We're not interested.

Wait! What are you doing in our house?

Uh, actually, this is our house.

It belonged to my great, great, great, great, great grandmother

before the Mewmans went and took over these woods.

Now Eclipsa's returned it back to us by royal decree.

[Monster Mim] See?

Well, that sounds like a whole lot of malarkey!

If this is your house, why don't ya prove it?

Well, it's a monster house.

Everything is... monster-sized.

Didn't you wonder why the rooms were so big?

Or the furniture, or the kitchen sink?

You mean, the swimming pool?

[sighs] Look, I gotta get ready for work.

But we packed up your stuff for ya!

[Monster Mim] I think this is everything. Here you go!

Well, this is awkward.

Goodbye.

Now, what do we do?

Look at it this way, kids.

At least we don't have to live in town

with a bunch of monsters anymore!

This is literally the first time

I've seen a tree in my life.

You know... me, too!

[King River groaning]

Do you have to do that?

Aah! Moon Pie, I'm bored!

River, that's the point. We came here to the woods

just to spend time and do nothing.

Besides, I thought you were cooking.

I am!

[Queen Moon] Sweetie, those are rocks.

Can't you find anything more... edible to cook?

Your Majesty? It's really you!

-[Maude gasps] -Oh, my goodness!

Uh, hello. Do I know you?

Well, not personally. My name is Merrick Maizley.

I was in the A-Corn-ting Department.

In the Royal Fields Office.

Ah! Thank you for your service.

Your Majesty. Yo-you have to help us.

Monsters have taken over our homes, and we need them gone at once.

Well, I'm afraid I'm not "Your Majesty" anymore.

Eclipsa is queen now. There's nothing I can do.

But then... what are we supposed to do?

You could move? It seems like you've got your belongings with you.

You're off to a great start!

OK, then. We'll leave you to this.

Thank you!

Moon, would you be a dear and fetch some water for the soup?

Soup? What's in it?

I've, uh, got this... meat!

[grunts] That's a bundle of--

Oh, never mind.

[King River] Hurry, my dear! The meat wood is burning!

What in--?

[King River] Whoops, there it goes. It's on fire now.

Soup's canceled!

[gasps]

[gasps] Your Majesty! Hi!

What's going on here?

Oh! [chuckles]

Well, we got a little bit turned around

and then fell into a gelatinous slime gulch.

This stuff is disgusting.

Yes, well, unfortunately, the slime has contaminated our water.

I'd recommend cleaning up further away.

Far, far, further away.

OK, if we close our eyes, this might pass as spaghetti.

River, you can't just--

Just let me eat this!

[grumbles] What's all this?

Look at my clean babies! Get between your toes!

So, I see you moved further down stream.

Sure did! Thanks for the tip!

The water is so clean and pure here!

-Oh! -Uh, where are they going?

Oh, who knows! [snorts] Kids, who cares?

Hey! You wanna bet I can scream really loud?

No!

Well, I'm glad you're OK,

but this is actually private property, so--

[screaming]

What-- what's that?

-Uh, I said this is private-- -[Manny screaming]

Sorry, I-- I didn't catch that over the screaming.

-I said-- -[Manny screaming]

Get off our property!

Well. You didn't have to yell.

[sighs] Beautiful peace and quiet.

Hi! I know you probably want your peace and quiet-- [laughs]

--but I've got a really quick question for ya.

[sighs] Go see what he wants.

Why me? I've got all the wood for the fence!

I gave birth to our child.

[groans]

Hm. I can't believe that still works.

What do you want?

Um, so, uh, my kids found this.

Is this safe to eat?

Aah! No, no, no!

That's a Carnian Spirring Lizard Egg!

They're the most poisonous creatures in all of--

Oh, what? Oops!

[yelps] Aah!

[screaming]

Oh, here! Maybe this'll distract 'em.

OK, Maude, you were right. The eggs were bad.

[screaming] It burns! Aah!

[growling]

-[King River snoring] -[nearby clanging]

[growls] That's it!

-[clanging] -What are you doing?!

It's the middle of the night!

Oh, we're protecting you from the Hookman.

Cute nightgown.

On full moons, he wanders the forest,

finding unsuspecting victims to hook!

The only way to stay safe is to be loud!

Please, just leave us alone.

We'll make noise in shifts.

That way, there'll be constant loud noises

all the way until the sun rises!

-[Merrick] Heh. Now, Maude, I know you brought all the-- -[growls] Leave!

[Merrick] --but I was thinking...

I... have... had it...

with you!

Leave now!

Leave! Leave now! Leave!

[gasps] Yes! Yes, yes, yes!

Honey, guess what!

I can see out of one eye again, and--

[gasping] Have you been making pies?

Yes! I've been up all night

preparing a special treat for the Maizleys. Hyah!

Strawberry death pies! You are a genius.

I love you.

Oh, you like that, do you?

Then you'll love this!

[gasps] A pie catapult!

You haven't built one since we were dating!

I-- I couldn't sleep last night.

Because it occurred to me,

they're just going to keep coming back.

No matter what we do.

If we want to get back to doing nothing,

we've got to do something.

Behold, our new moat!

[all groan]

You caught alligators?!

I speak alligator! Waah!

-[alligators groan] -Waah!

-[groaning continues] -To the watchtower!

[gasps] We have a watchtower?! [panting]

Hmm.

You don't think the Hookman got them, do you?

River, the Hookman isn't real.

Oh, right.

Then, they must be busy, uh...

plotting something.

Yes. Perhaps we should... go...

see what they're plotting!

-Maizleys! Maude! -Children! Merrick!

-[groans] Annoying children! -Merrick!

-Children! -Are you annoying someone nearby?

Maizl-- [gasps]

Hey! Wait!

Maizleys! We've been looking everywhere for you.

Where have you been?

Well, heh, we didn't want to trouble you anymore.

So, we went looking for a new home.

But we couldn't see, 'cause it was pitch black outside,

which is, like, pretty cool, but was, like, also kinda the worst.

But what happened to your belongings?

Oh, squirrels stole 'em.

And moths ate all our spare clothes.

Then we, um, fell down a mountain

and got stuck real bad in some quicksand, and, then, uh--

The Hookman got us.

[gasps] What?!

Oh, it was terrible.

He hooked us into buying homeowner insurance.

But you guys don't own a home!

Yeah! Ha ha, he's good.

Haven't any of you ever learned to take care of yourselves?

Well, no, Your Majesty.

We've never had to before.

You always took such good care of us.

You gave us good jobs and a nice home.

Mm, but ever since you left, I don't know what we'll do.

Anyway, we'll get out of your hair.

We'll find a hole somewhere to live. Heh.

Maybe live off berries. How's that sound, kids?

[flatly] Yah, berries.

[Queen Moon] Wait.

Maybe we can help.

And that's how you grow real food.

Food. From the ground.

Are ya pullin' my leg or what? [laughs] That's crazy!

You have to get the perfect burn color.

Aaand... now!

You're a natural!

Aw, thanks!

[grunting]

[both grunt]

[groans]

[both laugh]

[New Dad] Pardon me, ma'am, heh.

We're new to these parts.

Mind if we set up camp here?

♪ She's a princess winning battles ♪

♪ Through the break of dawn ♪

♪ Don't worry when it's night ♪

♪ 'Cause she will keep the lights on ♪

♪ Oh There goes a shining star ♪

- ♪ Evil won't deter her - ♪ No, sir! ♪

♪ 'Cause magic flows through her ♪

♪ Star Butterfly ♪

♪ She is a shining star ♪