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♪♪
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♪ It's gonna get
a little weird ♪
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♪ Gonna get a little wild ♪
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♪ I ain't from round here ♪
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♪ I'm from another dimension ♪
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♪ Gonna get a little weird ♪
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♪ Gonna have a good time ♪
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♪ I ain't from round here ♪
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♪ I'm from another woo-hoo! ♪
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♪ Yea-ah ♪
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♪ I'm talking rainbows ♪
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♪ I'm talking puppies ♪
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♪ Puh-puh-puh-puh-puh-
puh-puh-puuuhh ♪
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♪ It's gonna get
a little weird ♪
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♪ Gonna get a little wild ♪
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♪ I ain't from round here ♪
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♪ I'm from another dimension ♪
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Your oatmeal, my Queen.
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Raw and soaked,
just how you like it.
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It's really cool
that you're having this, uh,
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Queen's monster breakfast.
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I want the monsters
to feel comfortable
at the Queen's table.
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Yeah! Just, uh,
where are the monsters?
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Huh.
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-Manfred! Come here!.
-Yes, M'lady?
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Manfred, did you forget
to invite the monsters?
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No, of course not, M'lady.
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The monsters are right here.
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[Manfred]
In their proper place.
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What?! Why are they eating
out of dog bowls?
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Oh. Do they not normally,
M'lady?
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Take their food
back to the kitchen,
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and put it on proper plates.
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Oh, and take mine,
while you're at it.
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I'll eat when everybody else
has their food.
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Yes, my Queen.
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Oh. I guess we'll wait, too.
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Ugh! Apparently, the Queen
would like the monsters
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to eat from the royal china.
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Yes, my lord.
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Well, wouldn't we all
like to eat
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from the royal china. Heh.
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[grunting]
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[Sous-Chef screams]
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[all gasp]
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-[Marco exclaims]
-[all gasp]
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[laughing]
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Oh, looks like someone
fed yada yada berries
to Manfred. [laughs]
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Wait. Yada yada berries,
what's that?
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Yada yada berries?
You know.
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You feed them to someone,
and... yada yada.
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They never bother you again.
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Funny thing
about them, though--
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They're actually
quite delicious,
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once you get past the whole
"turning to stone" part.
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So good!
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But Manfred was eating out
of Eclipsa's bowl.
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I don't understand.
Why would somebody want
to yada yada you?
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This kind of thing
comes with the territory
when you're queen.
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You can't let it
rule your life, you know.
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I don't know!
But you know what?
I plan to find out.
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Marco and I are about
to go on an adventure.
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We are going to search
every filthy back alley,
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confront every
underhanded assassin,
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and wade through every sewer
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until we find out who tried
to yada yada you.
Right, Marco?!
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-Uh... [yelps]
-[Star] That's right!
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I love these berries!
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OK, whoever wanted
to yada yada Eclipsa
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definitely went through here.
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[grunting]
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Well, looks like we got
a real mystery on our hands.
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-[door dings]
-And we're just crazy enough
to take the case.
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Hello. Welcome to
the Assassins Guild.
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Who would you like
to have bumped off today?
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Wait, Rasticore?
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[whispering] Don't come over.
Don't come over.
Don't come over.
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-Don't come--
-Rasticore, it is you!
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Aren't you lookin'...
small?
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[groans] Regenerating
from a single hand
has not been easy!
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[groans] What do you want?
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Some information.
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Do you know anything
about a plot
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to yada yada Eclipsa?
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Will you leave me alone
if I tell you?
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I might.
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OK, OK!
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All I know is this chick Babs
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didn't show up for work today.
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Now, get outta here.
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Babs, ya say?
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We got a lead!
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Thanks, little guy!
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[groans]
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[doorbell rings]
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[heavy breathing]
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[moans] What do you want?
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We're lookin' for Babs.
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Who's lookin'?
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Oh, just a friend
of the Queen.
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Lookin' for some answers.
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[gruffly]
And I'm gonna get 'em!
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[door unlocking]
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[clears throat]
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I'm Babs.
[blows nose]
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Y'all want some tea?
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[sighs] Much better.
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-[cats meowing]
-You have a lot of cats.
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I mean, uh,
for an assassin.
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Don't worry.
They're all friendly.
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-[cat yowls]
-[Marco screams]
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'Cept Ol' One-Ear.
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Got it.
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Would ya like some tea?
[coughing]
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-No thank you.
-One, please!
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Marco, gross!
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-What?
-[groans] Guh.
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[sighs] OK, so, Babs--
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Were you or were you not hired
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to yada yada the Queen
this morning?
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Uh, yeah! Oh! Wasn't supposed
to tell you that.
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But I didn't do it!
I called in sick,
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'cause I woke up
with pink eye, pneumonia,
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-[sipping]
-[Babs] ...and a weird rash.
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Blech!
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So, who hired you, Babs?!
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It was an anonymous client!
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Just a note and some berries
from Apothecary Sherry.
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Ohh! I wasn't supposed
to tell you that.
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[Star]
Apothecary Sherry, huh?
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-Another lead.
-[Marco groaning]
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Get your stink bombs,
wart remover,
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hair growth potions,
itching powder.
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Schoolyard bully discount!
Anti-itch cream-- Huh?
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Oh, hey, Sherry, how ya doin'?
Let's skip the small talk.
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Got any yada yada berries?!
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You know, kid,
those things are dangerous.
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Shouldn't even be
on the market.
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So, you, uh, don't sell 'em?
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Hey, I never said that.
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We're not here to buy!
We need to know who did.
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You expect me to just
rat out my own patrons?
What are ya, crazy?
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I have a strict
confidentiality policy with--
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Ohh! [sniffs]
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--valued customers
such as yourselves.
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I only sold it to one guy.
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[Star]
"Ruben."
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[Marco whispering]
Looks like no one's home.
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[Star]
Looks that way, doesn't it?
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[Marco]
Oh, boy, I know what that means.
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[grunting]
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-Double Rainbow Fists!
-[yelps]
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[exclaiming]
Narwhal Blast!
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Aah! What are you doing?
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-Aah!
-I'm getting this rat
out of his hole.
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Blueberry Cupcake Bazooka!
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OK, OK!
Stop destroyin' my house!
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I knew you were hiding in here!
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Whoa! How'd you know
he was a chameleon monster?
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I saw the family portrait.
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All right, Ruben,
now tell me about
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your little visit
to Apothecary Sherry today!
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Yeah! I bought the berries
to yada yada Eclipsa.
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She made me eat out of
a dog bowl this mornin'!
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What? Eclipsa made sure
you were served
on the royal china.
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Too little, too late!
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I ate my breakfast,
then I went to Sherry
and bought them berries!
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Wait. You bought the berries
after breakfast?
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Yeah! And I wasn't
the only one!
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She got enemies left and right!
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Ugh. We got the wrong guy.
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Sorry, Ruben.
Victimless crime.
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What?! You destroyed my home!
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Come on, sounds like Sherry
was holding out on us.
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-[whistling]
-[footsteps approaching]
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[panting] So, you wanna
play games, huh?
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-Excuse me?
-You're playin' games, Sherry!
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And I don't like it.
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Hey, I told you
everything I know.
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Who bought the berries,
Sherry?!
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I'm tellin ya,
nobody else bought berries.
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You're playin' those games,
Sherry.
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And I'm done playing.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
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How 'bout you take a break?
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But I get results...
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Look, Sherry, we know
other people bought berries.
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Just make it easy on yourself
and give us their names.
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I don't know what
you're talkin' about.
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Then I guess we'll just have
to take you back
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to the Monster Temple
for questioning.
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I'm sure Eclipsa will have
some dark spell
to jog your memory.
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-Ohh, I know she will.
-Oh, you know?
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I think I'm just gonna
stick around here, thanks.
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[gulping]
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Aah.
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You can tell Eclipsa
that she can yada yada my--
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[gasps]
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Wow. She just
self-yada yada'ed.
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Shameful.
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[Star]
Hrm, just the one receipt, huh?
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Maybe there's more, heh.
Aah! Ah!
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All the yada yada berry
receipts.
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Whoa, that's a lot of Mewmans.
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We can't lock 'em all up...
can we?
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-[all grumbling]
-[man] Let me outta here!
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[Star]
All right, listen up!
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Everybody in this room
bought yada yada berries
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from Apothecary Sherry,
but only one of you
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put them in Eclipsa's oatmeal
this morning.
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So we can do this the easy way
or the hard way.
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-[Star] Who was it?
-[man] Wasn't me.
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I expected better
of Mewmanity.
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Of all of you.
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I know, underneath it all,
you're good people.
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So one of ya made a mistake.
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Life's hard in Mewni
these days. I get it.
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[all murmuring in agreement]
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It is tough!
But you know what we do?
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As Mewmans? We survive!
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-[all cheering]
-[woman] I'm a survivor!
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-And we rebuild!
-[all] Yeah!
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And we turn in the criminal
who tried to poison Eclipsa!
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[man coughs]
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OK, you guys. Look, Eclipsa
is not a bad person.
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Yes, she is!
She stole me family's land!
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-[all talking]
-[man] She's a dirty--
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Don't even matter who tried
to yada yada her.
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She's gonna off us all, anyway!
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OK, enough! You people are--
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Star. It's OK.
I understand why
they feel this way.
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I've upended all their lives
quite thoroughly.
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I am asking you
to give me a chance
to earn your trust.
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But I know that takes time,
so for now--
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You're all free to go.
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-[Mewmans grumbling]
-Sorry about all of this.
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Man, I still don't
trust her.
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Yeah. She's only doin' this
to make herself look better.
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-[sighs]
-I cannot believe
you just did that!
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[grunts] Eclipsa,
people want to yada yada you,
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and you just let them go?
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And now, we'll never know
what secrets Sherry
took with her
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to the smooth,
berry-flavored beyond.
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There will always be people
who don't like you.
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If I'd locked up
everyone who hated me,
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there'd be no one left!
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[stammering] B-but I wanted
to crack the case!
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Don't worry about it.
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Manfred will be
back to normal. Eventually.
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-No harm, no foul.
-Uh, not quite.
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I think Babs gave me pink eye.
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Ew.
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Eclipsa, I-- I don't think
you realize
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how much the Mewmans hate you.
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Oh, I do. That's why I need
to earn their trust.
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-But how?
-I don't know.
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But we'll figure something out.
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