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Naughty America.

Nobody, nobody, nobody does it better.

Aaliyah, I'm so glad you came over.

Thank you for inviting me.

Here's to the divorce lawyer. The greatest man

ever. I'm a big fan.

You're not going to ever get married again, are you?

Not unless they're under 30.

Yeah. I can't deal with that anymore, no.

I mean, the alimony checks, it's pretty nice, but yeah.

So you've been sending your alimony checks?

Yes. Good. You want to go shopping? Yes. Let's go shopping. We can do it. It's

amazing. So who have you been seeing? What's going on? You mean who have I

banging? Same difference.

Okay, well, I've been going to this really cool dance club every Friday.

And let me tell you something.

I have to ask their ideas sometimes because I don't even know if they're of

They are so young and so hot. I'm loving it. You have to be careful with that.

Big ideas these days.

Honey, I know, but I really don't care.

I do like them young and dumb.

I'm sorry. I'm not expecting anything. Oh, it's okay. It's cool.

Okay. Excuse me.

Hey, I'm Ralph Long.

Hi. How you doing? We work for Harrison Juice Company, and we were wondering if

you could come in for a quick presentation.

Sure, come on in. Thank you.

Glad you could see.

Ma 'am? Yes.

We've been around since 1975, and our juicers are one of the best companies in

California. Very nice.

Yes, I'm going to use the restroom.

Oh, sure, honey. Yeah, you know where it is.

And you see it comes with a 10 -year warranty.

And, you know. You know what? Could you just hold on one second? Because this is

like the presentation I want to do right here. What did you say your name was

again?

Are you married?

No, no, no.

And you know what? Do you have a girlfriend?

No, I don't even care.

You know what? This right here is the presentation.

Wow. That I want to see.

Do you mind?

This is really what you've been showing me. You can sell me anything. Just show

me that right there. You don't mind, do you? No.

No, you can't. I like that. Let me

just take care of this right here and show me what you got.

Wow,

that is amazing.

You want something to drink? I do.

Here's two.

Excuse me.

Okay, well, I guess I could shake her.

Sure, yeah.

You're so handsome.

Wow, it's so hot. Where are you from, honey?

Wow, I love this. You look so sexy.

Oh, hi, how are you?

Good, how are you? I just need to give you some attention, please.

I've had two thoughts at the same time.

What the fuck is going on?

Two hot cocksuckers talking about how young and they're sexy and I couldn't

but say, girl.

Oh,

come on, girlfriend.

Help yourself.

I don't know. Oh my God. Oh my

God.

I love this girl!

Look at you with a big dick in your mouth.

Oh, yeah. I'm sure I'm glad I came up here.

I'm glad you came.

Oh shit.

Oh, baby, let's try it. Give me some of that. Put it on this way.

Yeah. Oh, girl. Look at it down.

Look at this guy.

Do you like it? Yeah.

Yeah, that's not bad. It's just hanging like a door.

How does it taste, honey?

Oh, my God. It's fucking delicious.

Oh,

baby.

I love it. It's like a fucking dirty dick.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Fuck, yeah.

Mmm.

Yeah. Fuck.

Fuck my big fat teeth. Yeah.

Like them, huh?

Yeah. Yeah.

I got some juice for you, baby.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah. Oh, fuck.

Oh.

Yeah, taste that fucking dick.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Hey, now, baby, now that I got your cock in my fucking hand, why don't you come

with me?

Grab them by the dick, baby. Let's go.

Let's show them where they're going to go.

Come on, boys.

Look at these.

Look at these.

And they're still alive.

Well, everybody, good to love you.

Oh, no.

Oh, I love to watch you suck dick.

We could even do this together more often. Oh, you sure?

Mm -hmm.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, it could be good. Oh, it's really good.

Oh, yeah, boys.

Oh, yeah?

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

um um

Yeah, yeah, yeah, put it back in me, yeah.

Oh, yeah,

yeah, right there.

Where are you

going?

More of that.

Oh,

look at that.

Oh yeah.

Yeah, deep in that fucking position.

Deep, so nice.

Yeah?

Taxi! Hi!

How are you?

Did you save my girlfriend's juices?

Sweetheart, you taste good.

Wow, it's like the juice off of him.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Thank you.

Oh, fuck.

She was so hot. It was amazing.

Oh, shit.

Aww. Give it to me.

Alright, I have it back. I have it back. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yes.

Yes, yes.

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Put it in there.

Yeah.

Thank you.

You got to share.

I love

to

do that.

That's one of the day.

Stretching wide.

Thank you.

It's so good

Mmm, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, fuck.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, yeah, right, I fucking do. Yeah.

Thank you.

I'm behind what you're selling, baby.

I'm in my fucking jeans right now.

Oh, yeah.

It's because we used the juicer, baby.

Okay, we'll buy it. We'll totally buy it. Come back and buy this again.

That's a sale. Another sale, baby.