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I paid a buck for this time. A buck?

You're going to miss me, baby.

Who, me?

One more crack like that.

Quincy, I'm in love.

Is that good?

I can't eat. I can't sleep.

I can't even play pool no more.

Quincy, that's love.

Well, ain't there no way you can get out of it? I don't want to get out of it.

Hey, you know what that is?

It's a ring. No.

Well, it looks like a ring. Well, it is a ring.

Well, I thought you said... It's an engagement ring.

I'm going to get engaged.

And get married.

Well, ain't you going to St. Louis?

What do you think I'm packing for?

Let's see, I get to St. Louis in the morning. If I could just catch that

afternoon train back to my baby.

Certainly hope I can catch that train.

Why? Is it a good train?

Who cares?

Well, you better meet it anyway. Gets in about four o 'clock.

Shouldn't I hate to leave her around here all alone in all this riffraff in

nobody'll look after?

Hey, Quincy, I got a job for you. I want you to keep your eye on Rosie while I'm

gone. Well, I guess I'm all set.

Hey, what's this?

Oh, can you imagine? I was forgetting all about it.

Only ghost to show you, Quincy. I'm in love. That's a toothbrush.

Oh, that's what it is. Well, I'm off to see my baby.

And not bad.

Now, honey, that's 50 cents for a manicure.

And if you change of a dollar... Got change for a dollar?

Don't tell me the gentleman wants change.

Be right back.

I was only fooling.

Oh.

You know, really, Mr. Greenway, you have the nicest hands I've ever worked on.

Thanks to your expert manicuring. Oh, I'll bet you say that to all the girls.

Oh, no, I don't. Oh, yes, you do.

No, I don't.

Well, I... Anyway, it does your heart good to know that your work's

Professional pride, eh? Sure.

You know, most of the apes come in here, get the idea. We girls are out just for

the dough.

I mean, tips.

This is a most interesting discussion.

Couldn't we continue it tonight, say, at the Placer Gardens?

Well, if the mothballs haven't chewed up my evening gown, it's a date.

Good.

Here's your change.

Now, if you're good, you might keep that.

I'm always good.

I ain't got a thing to do tonight. Ain't that funny?

It's a scream.

What time will I pick you up tonight?

You don't see romance on that priceless, do you?

I don't read good.

You haven't got time to read, brother. You better run.

Was that guy getting fresh? Don't they all? Why, they're big stiff. Now, forget

it. Come on, let's sit down.

I am... frozen puss. It was all right till you got here.

Always kidding. Ain't that true?

Hey, cut it out.

Supposing some of my pals had seen me.

Hey, I got bad news for you, baby.

I'm hopping over to St. Louis tonight.

Oh, life's just one tough break after another.

Yeah, but before I go, I got something I want to give you.

Gee, that's sweet. What is it? Well, it's kind of a surprise.

Oh, go on, tell me quick. I got the jitters. Well, listen, I got a couple

before train time. Suppose we hop the buck first, and then I'll give it to

huh? Okay, Diney.

Fine. I'll see you later.

So long, Callahan.

Mug.

I don't got a person.

A girl who works in the laundry as a dream lover all of her own.

What are you being so careful about?

lay off him, will you? I know he's a mug, but he's nice to me. What more can

ask? All right, all right. Take your bank book to a window and say Dynamite's

nice to me.

See if they write anything in it.

Don't brag. You haven't even got a bank book.

Don't let that worry you, nun.

I got Mr. Greenway.

You mean to get.

With Callahan on the trail, he's got.

You know, I'm afraid that I just about ruined your slipperies. Oh, no. Really,

you're a marvelous dancer, Mr. Greenway. I'll bet you say that to every man. Oh,

I don't. Oh, you do. I do. You do.

Well, thanks.

Why, you haven't tasted your wine yet.

Oh. It's Moyan Shandon 14.

You'll probably recognize it.

Yes, of course.

Mmm, delicious.

Don't you think so?

It's delicious.

I'd recognize it anywhere.

I'm getting the table if you've got one or if you ain't.

I'm sorry, sir, but we're filled up. I'm going to dance. That's what I come here

for. But you have no reservation, sir. I don't need none.

Hey, there's Marie.

Hi, Marie.

I have a feeling something's going to happen.

Come on, Rosie.

I knew it.

There you are, sweetheart.

Hello, Marie.

Well, mark up a touchdown for dynamite. Oh, Mr. Greenway, this is Mr. Carson.

Hiya, pal.

It's okay if we sit here, ain't it?

Sure, sure. Pull up a chair and sit down.

Mmm, new kind of ginger ale, huh?

Gee, it's getting warm in here, ain't it?

You've got a button open.

Huh? Oh, yeah, I'm getting fat.

Well, should we order up the groceries?

Hey, where?

Louder, he can't hear you.

Give me two miles of spaghetti and a mug of beer.

And the lady? Huh? Oh, yeah. What do you want, babe? Butter toast and coffee.

Yes, ma 'am.

And the best you've got in the kitchen.

Yes, sir.

You've got to know how to treat these waiters. Ain't that right, Benny?

I really cannot qualify as an expert.

Good night.

Surely you're not leaving, Mr. Greenway. Yes, I must get to May. But if you

allow me, I can explain now. Perfectly all right.

That guy's got the worst manners I've ever seen. You uneducated baboon.

Your manners will go good in a straitjacket.

No wonder Mr. Greenway walked out. He's a high -class gent. And what are you? A

super -colossal monk.

Talk to you later.

Oh, Mr. Greenway!

Oh, Mr. Greenway!

Did she saw it in me? I didn't do nothing, did I? Forget it.

What was you saying in the barbershop about a big surprise?

Oh, yeah.

Shut your eyes.

There.

Oh, what a beautiful ring.

Yeah, I bought that one. It shows you what I think about you.

Oh, dynamite. Let me try it on. Sure.

How do you like it? Oh, it's gorgeous.

Just what I wanted.

Ah, gee.

Certainly feels great getting engaged, huh?

Engaged? Yeah.

It kind of gets you in here, don't it?

Yeah, I guess so.

Hmm, ain't you going to wear it?

Here's the answer.

Oh, gee, swell.

A fourth diamond.

I bet you're pretty proud, huh?

Come on, let's dance.

Gonna miss me while I'm in St. Louis?

Give me a chance to catch up with my knitting.

Oh, so you're a knitter.

Maybe you'll knit me a purple necktie sometime.

Sure, if I had my needles here, I'd run it up right away.

Love is a wonderful thing.

I'm just finding that out. We'd better get back to your spaghetti.

That train leaves at 11 .15, don't it?

Yeah, okay.

St. Louis Express leaving at 11 .15 on track number seven.

Well, hurry up, babe. You'd better be running along.

Goodbye. Take a taxi. Oh, taxis cost money. Here's a fin. Take care of

Goodbye. Hey.

And remember, you're engaged now. No other guys are... So long.

So long.

Hey!

Hey, not so loud down the mountain. I'm on the lam.

Say, I'm glad I met you. How'd you like to make a little dough with me? Sure,

I'll listen to anything.

This is a legitimate racket. I gotta go over to St. Louis on a job. When you

wait in town, I'll get back. Sure, I'll wait. I'll send you a wire when I meet

you at the station. See, where are you gonna stop? Hotel Royal.

St. Louis Express.

That's my train. All aboard.

Oh, say, Jimmy, what name you use?

Frank Harrington.

Harrington. How do you spell it?

H -A -R -R... I'll make it Smith, will you?

Okay. Frank Smith.

Okay.

Don't shoot till you see the white's little eyes.

Well, I'd like to take a shot at somebody, and I'll give you one guess

is. Oh, forget it. He don't know any better.

Well, neither do you.

Here I land Greenway, a guy that owns three office buildings.

And what do you do? You bring in a low -down mug.

Certainly don't admire your choice.

Who said I had any choice?

Well, ain't you ever going to get on to yourself?

You want to live in a dump like this all your life?

Look at your clothes. Look at them.

You've never had... I've had more than two dresses to your name since I've

you. The best you can do is rub ten cent tips from guys that smoke nickel

cigars. Ain't you got any ambition?

Sure. Maybe I'll marry Dynamite. Over my corpus delecti. Look at the ring he

gave me. Ah, the sooner you forget that guy, the sooner we'll be using ermine

coats for bath mats. You mean to give the ring back? Certainly not. Just have

never give anything back.

He said he was turning legitimate for me. He hasn't got brains enough. He'll

probably hop that ring to pay for the wedding. Now look, you get this and get

straight. A girl's got to have three things nowadays.

Money, jack, and dough.

It's about time you learned it. Will you stop giving me a near -egg? All right.

I'm ready to learn my homework.

Well, that's my nice little Rosie. Now, look.

Here's the way it's done for you.

You've got the nicest hands I ever worked on. Oh, I guess I do. The better

come along. They're the kind that make the girl want to do her best. Oh, pardon

me.

Stranger in town?

Yeah, I'm busy.

Business must be good.

I hope it's gone a bit. Say, that's a nice ring. You engaged?

Yes. No.

No, I'm breaking it in for a friend. Sure, it's a swell -looking diamond.

So is yours.

Perfect match, aren't they? Yeah.

Say, they look swell together, don't they?

Yes, they fit together like ham and eggs.

Hey, speaking of ham and eggs, why don't I buy you some dinner? Oh, why should

you buy me anything?

Oh, I thought we could hit the high spots together and have some laughs. You

see, not knowing anybody is kind of lonesome. Listen, this is a barbershop,

a lonely hearts club.

But I'd hate to see you lonesome.

Okay, swell.

Say, why don't I meet you tonight at 7 o 'clock down by the corner drugstore?

That's why drugstores are born.

See you.

I won't be able to sit down for a week. Ah, forget it. If you play your cards

right, you're not going to get that pin.

I'll give him both barrels and see what happens. That's the way to talk.

What can dynamite ever give you? Nothing but trouble. On account of him, I can't

even get Greenway on the phone anymore.

Will you quit squawking? I told you I'd try my best.

a lot of fun, though. I didn't know there were so many nightclubs in town.

it's a pleasure, kid. You know, you're a smart girl. I like you. You're a smart

guy, too.

You know, I sure like that pin.

I sure like that ring.

Let's see how they look together.

Oh, they'd make a lovely dinner ring, don't you think?

Yeah, it seems a shame to separate them.

Hey, ain't those two dames back from lunch yet?

Maybe they won't come back.

Rose, she don't feel so good today.

Oh, dear.

I've looked for that ring in every pawn shop in town.

You expect you to get dealt with, hair oil? A swell spot you got me in. But you

need the wet nurse. If it had been me last night, we'd have had two diamonds

today instead of a headache.

I took your advice and look what I got me. A tough guy waiting in the

and a tough one coming out from St. Louis.

Thank you so much.

Jewish barbershop.

Who, Mr. Carson?

She's out to lunch.

Oh, just a minute.

Fifteen minutes left.

Oh, Rosie.

Mr. Carr, that's another wire.

Come on. Now, I'll wait here. Maybe I'll run into Greenway. Don't you take a run

-up out on me. No.

Hello. Is that you?

That ain't nobody but your ever -loving dynamite.

Well, Coach, how's the old sparkler?

The ring?

Oh, it's fine.

It's right here on my finger.

What's that?

Hello? I said the ring's fine. It's right here on my finger.

Oh, you sound like you look sad.

Well, here's something to cheer you up. I'll be home in a couple hours.

In two hours?

Sure, I'm glad. I'm hysterical.

Yeah, the train stopped for a couple of minutes, so I hopped off to call you.

I get in at 4 .28.

4 .28, huh? Yeah, you better come down about 4 o 'clock and wait for me.

And listen, did you start to knit that purple necktie?

Sure, it's practically around your neck.

Yeah, I'll be there.

Bye -bye.

The worst has happened. Trial excitement. We're in trouble.

Dynamite's coming back. He'll be in at 4 .30. Well, what are we going to do? Do?

That's what you're supposed to tell me.

Oh.

Right face.

Forward march.

Well, here comes the army. Someone must have declared war.

Thank you.

We are attending a convention to exchange ideas with our sister

If you have any suggestions to submit to the convention, please write them down

on a piece of paper and drop them in the little

box which we have placed in each car.

The little box will be marked with suggestions.

If we don't leave soon, we're sunk.

What time does the train pull out?

About the same time it left last year, thank you. You're welcome.

You might get there at 4 .28. Look at that clock.

You girls going somewhere?

Oh, Father, it was so nice of you to see us off.

Please, sir, we notified you parents you were not to come to the station.

Hello, Donovan. Who are you looking for? Oh, it's me. Why, my gal was supposed

to meet me, but I guess she couldn't make it. Don't let her worry you. The

town's full of them.

You sound like you've been doing all right.

I always do all right.

Hey, take a look at that.

Where'd you get that?

Tim gave it to me.

Was she a good -looking blonde, Tim? Named Rosie for light hair?

Yeah. What?

I'll pulverize that tomato.

Dynamite. Rosie and her pal have put on little girls' dresses and they're going

for New York. What are you talking about?

The manager of the train is hauling New York. Have you been sniffing out nose

candy again? Boss, they're over there. It's a special train for days with

girls' dresses on.

I don't catch on. I don't catch on. I'll get her if she goes to Constantinople.

That dirty double -crossing no -good Rosie.

Am I burning up?

I'm going to hop a plane and beat them dames from New York. And Quincy, thanks

for keeping your eye on Rosie.

across the street, Portland and downtown New York.

I guess we better take off the long gray beard.

The sooner the better. This dress is making me itch.

How about it, Jim? Yes, indeedy.

Yeah, does that change me more?

Follow that car!

You boys going on a trip?

Yes, sir. Our first trip to Paris.

Introductions were seen to be in order. This is my friend, Alderman Jim Cameron

of Zanesville. And my partner in crime, Alderman Sam Warren. And I'm Rosie

Sturgess, and she's Marie Callaghan.

Yes, sir.

Very fragrant.

Smell that, girlie.

Not this one, son. Our farewell party's in here.

Will you go and join us in the Bonvoy's Live Visions? No, thanks.

But we'll have a quick drink with you.

Come on, Zane.

185. I'm broke, pal. Here's my watch. That'll make us even.

Just a minute. You pass, please. What? You pass, please.

Be

patient,

girls, for patience is a beautiful virtue.

This little pig went to Europe.

This little piggy stayed at home. This little piggy wig had some roast beef,

this little piggy wig had none.

What's the matter? You got lumbago?

No, sirree. I am here the golden tears of Bacchus. You're just an old

American. You bet your life they came in handy during Prohibition, and I say,

girls, never discard an old friend.

the home of stockyards and beautiful gals.

First, tell her the songs you know them.

Sammy and Rosie were sweethearts.

Quit it!

What do you think you're wrestling with?

I was only trying to be sociable. Oh, of course you were. Come on now, Rosie.

Now, don't get sore.

Sore? If he was a Russian, he'd settle a five -year plan in ten minutes.

Let's get out of here. I didn't mean it. Come on, Maria.

I'll take these zanies from Zanesville. Well, there goes the party. Sorry, boys.

I offer you ten thousand apologies. Now, there's a man that can really

apologize. Bum voyage.

Come on.

What do you want to walk out on him for? I don't like... that guy pawned me.

Maybe he's only trying to get your weight. They get on my nerves. When

broke, you're not supposed to have nerves. Gee, this is some canoe.

I'd be awful sore if I had to go to Paris on it. You're not the Paris type.

You're strictly Kansas City. I don't see any yachts waiting to take you across.

Oh, well, if you'd listen to me, instead of being so darn pig -headed, nothing

would be too good for us. I'd listen to you in Kansas City and look what it got

me. Free trip to New York as an outdoor girl of America. You'd be sensible if

I'd be a member of the Foreign Legion.

See me? And get those two zanies to take us on a free trip to Europe. I'll take

spinach. Well, I suppose you know dynamites waiting at the gangplank with

heavy artillery. Oh, gosh, I forgot. Now, will you listen to reason? I guess

I'll have to. All right, let's see if you know your lesson. A girl needs three

things nowadays. What's the first? Jack. Second? Money. Third?

Dough. Now we understand each other.

Hello!

Going somewhere?

Hey!

Well, if it isn't little Rosie.

Did you miss us?

You can bet your bottom dollar we did.

Oh, you naughty boy, she didn't even try to run after us. It's mighty good to

see you, Rosie. Put her there.

Thank you.

Oh, you think that's funny, do you?

Yes, and so do you.

Yes, so do I.

Oh, yeah.

What are you doing here?

Oh, I'm just delivering some flowers.

Well, you better get along. The ship is about to sail.

Yeah?

All right.

Now,

gals, if you'll kindly give me your attention for just a few moments, I take

great pleasure in presenting to you Madam Palooka, who knows all...

my hand closely. The pride of Zanesville.

A egg.

Look, look.

There it is. Watch it closely.

It's an egg. When it comes birth, the chicken or the egg. I'll show you. Watch

it closely.

Big.

Over here. One, two, three, four.

What's the matter? Oh, I forgot we haven't any clothes.

You can buy them on the ship.

Hooray! Let's go to Paris.

Hooray, hooray, hooray.

That costs for another drink. Hey, out with the old hot water bottles.

Now, girls, I'm going to show you another little trick.

Watch me get rid of these dead soldiers.

You better think of something quick.

Yes, we'll say again.

The ship has cost these little ladies $600.

How can we buy tickets?

They'll pose off the boat.

Now, don't you worry about that.

I insist on giving you the money. Oh, I couldn't do that. What would Uncle

Junior say?

He told me never to take money from strangers.

But this is just a loan.

Everything's going to be all right.

It's all our fault.

I'm sure that Alderman Cameron is eager and willing to advance you this money.

your pretty eyes. We'll attend to that. You go down and buy whatever you want

and charge it to Alderman Cameron.

What will Uncle Julius say?

I'll tell you what we'll do. We'll toss a coin.

Heads we don't, tails you do.

You do.

Now don't forget we'll expect you to pay Jim back before you get to Paris.

Don't give it a thought, girls.

Don't give it a thought. We won't. Anything we've got is yours.

600 bucks and they leave us flat?

Join in the wonderful camera.

What are you doing on this deck, Jacques?

I have been sweetly, Monsieur Junior Ashcraft.

Very nice man.

He's worth 20, 50, 60 million dollars.

What a man can do with so much money. You ask me?

Thank you.

Why, I could knock you off and throw your body in the lake and nobody would

see you again with the fishes, ain't that right?

Yes, of course.

Now listen, Mr. Ashcan.

Not Ashcan, Ashcraft.

Now listen, you.

I'm just trying to show you what a cinch you'd be for a snatch or a stick -up.

Why, a guy like you, a millionaire running around cities like Europe and

you'll likely get knocked off any minute, ain't that right?

Yes.

What you need is a bodyguard.

Now I'm going to do you a big favor.

I'm going to take the job.

What do you say?

Well, this is very embarrassing, and I never even met you.

Come on, come on. How's about it?

Well, I guess it's a pretty good idea.

Okay, boss.

There you are.

My name's Dynamite. Oh, Ashcraft Jr.

Glad to know you, boss.

Yeah, how do you feel?

I'm tired.

I ain't slept in three days. Well, don't you think it'd be a good idea if you'd

go to bed?

Yeah, where is the flop?

The what? The flop, the bed. Where is it?

The bed. The bed. It's right over in there. Right over there. There's an

pair of pajamas. You just put them on. I don't need them. I sleep raw.

Oh, you do. Here, hold that. Oh, thank you.

What's the matter with you? Don't you know it's loaded?

Oh, I beg your pardon.

Very becoming to you.

Very cheap, madame. Well, you can send all the others.

Charge them to Alderman James Cameron. Room 39.

Oui, madame.

Thank you, boss. Yes, that's why I'm taking this trip.

Small -looking tomato.

Yeah. She was an actress.

Spends most of her time in Paris.

That's the trouble with you millionaires. Now, if I was married, I'd

man. There's nothing like being a family man, especially if you're married.

I heartily agree with you.

Hey, look.

What do you think of that hunk of woman?

Hmm. Your fiancée?

I should say not.

We're in days.

That is, I was engaged to her one night, three nights ago in Kansas City.

One touch of nature makes the whole world care.

One touch... Say, that's all right.

Do you mind writing that down for me sometime?

Oh, no trouble at all, no trouble at all.

You and me were in the same boat, boss. My dame blew out a KC and I've been

chasing her ever since.

It isn't one thing, it's another.

Now, here, my lover suffers from nerve trouble.

Yeah, so does my Rosie.

There's a certain Dr. Sasha Pilnikoff in Paris. He's been treating her for five

years. She's all right when she's with him, but as soon as she comes back to

nervous again.

I don't want to be personal, boss, but are you sure it's no trouble?

I'll make a clean breast of it. That's what worries me.

She and that Russian doctor are always together in Paris. You can't tell what

might happen.

Listen, Junior, I know I muscled in on you, but now I like you, see? And if

dame is cheating on you... No, no, no, no, I love her.

Besides, I can't stand the sight of blood.

If this Dr.

Pilnikoff is lured by love...

I'll go to her. I'll throw myself at her feet. I'll implore her. I'll beg her to

come back to me.

Oh, love them as if I only knew, if I only knew.

I'll do it. I'll do it.

I know it's undignified, but I'm engaged by cable.

Radiogram for Monsieur Durie. Ah, merci bien.

Hello?

Madame Ashcroft, is Dr.

Sasha Pilnikoff with you?

It's for you, darling.

Hello? Hello, Sasha.

This is Marcel.

Would you like to hear something very funny?

Let me read you a radiogram I just received.

Marcel Duryea, Paris.

Please investigate my wife's activities in connection with Dr.

Sasha Pilnikov.

Have report ready when I arrive in Paris Saturday.

We'll be at Hotel Philippe.

I must know everything.

Au revoir.

You know, this is the first time I've ever had a traveling companion. I like

I'm a pair of the last when you get to know me. Here, I'll do that for you.

Thank you.

I'm telling you, boss, the only cure for dang trouble is another dang. Picks you

right up.

I know, but love him as my wife or we'll be in injustice.

Oh, I only mean for laughs. It'll do us a world of good. I don't think it's very

ethical. Oh, come on, Junior. Let's let ourselves go.

Well, you may be right, you may be wrong, but how, how? Well, I got a

on the boat, ain't I?

Yeah, but what's that to do with it? Well, then it's a cinch. Call them up

tell them we want a couple of manicures.

Oh, that's always done, huh? Sure.

Then we can try.

Well, that's the point, Junior.

Come on, here we go.

Let's get called up, huh?

How's that? That's fine, thank you.

Well, let me have the barbershop.

And I'll order some refreshments, too.

For barbershop, a dear manicure to Sweet A, Monsieur Ashcroft. Merci beaucoup.

You have the most beautiful hands I ever make manicure for.

The words are a little different, but the meaning's just the same in any

language. And I thought that was original with me.

Quite a racket, this manicuring. One must encounter many interesting people.

Yes. One never knows how the other half lives.

I must finish quick. We are going next to Monsieur Junior Ashcroft. He's a very

wealthy American.

He's, um, how do you say that? Grand big shot. Keep many dollars.

Is Junior Ashcroft on this boat? Oui, madame. He orders it to manicure.

Why, isn't that funny? You know, he's a very dear friend of ours.

You remember Junior?

Junior? Yes. Yes, Junior.

We met him at Monte Carlo during the skiing last summer.

Oh, yes. Yes, of course. I remember.

Did you not ski at Monte Carlo?

It never snowed. Don't be so technical.

Say, we'd like to play a little joke on Junior.

Let's surprise him and dress up his manicurist.

Let's. Say, how would you like to earn some money?

Oh, we'd like to. How much money do you pay? Ten dollars.

You pay twenty.

And we do it. All right, all right, take off your clothes. What does this junior

ass crap do?

He doesn't do, he's gone.

Oh, la, la, la, la, la. We are the advanced manicurists. Should we enter

enter who, mademoiselle? Enter you.

Thank you, monsieur.

Ah,

me, a friend.

We want, uh, uh, you know, get a manicure.

That would be the pleasure.

Oui, vous?

Oui, oui, oui, oui, oui, oh, dear.

Oh,

don't be frightened. He scares people at first, but if you could use the

dynamite, you'll like him very much.

Poirot, mister, no understand English.

What? The girls are French.

French? Yes.

What's the French word for frightened? Let me see.

Peur, non -peur, non -peur, non -peur. Oh, meet my friend, monsieur dynamite.

Dynamite? Oh, oui, oui.

Yeah, dynamite, oui, oui.

Girls are cute, aren't they? Which one do you like?

I think I like this one over here. Vous for me and vous for him.

Huh? Him?

Yeah, him.

Certainly. Relax, eh, vous.

Jeu come back. Too sweet.

Oui, oui.

Shall we commence, eh?

Francie, huh? Why are you low down, Chisley? You're living on a rain check.

are you doing on this boat? That's my affair. One word from you and I'll tell

Ashcraft about Duffy. Go on, tell him. See what he'll get you. I miss Duffy,

see? I had you on my mind. You keep your trap shut and I'll put a ghostman over

mine. Oh, listen, Rosie.

Oh,

you like it, dynamite? Amen, amen?

Oui, oui, oui, oui, dynamite. I knew you would.

Ah, you've got the most beautiful hands I've ever made manicure with.

Yeah, they just fit around your neck.

A good time. Really? Yeah.

You like to have a good time? Well, I should say I do. I think the girls like

us, Dynamite.

I know a game to make you laughing.

Well, I'm not much of a gamester, you know.

Oh, this game is easy to play.

Yeah? If you lose, you must pay double for the manicure. If you win, you pay

nothing. Oh, I see. Well, let's have it.

I will say to you three things. After each one, you must answer me, I am the

great lover.

You do this and you're winning.

I see. I am the great lover.

It's a wager, but you're going to lose. Watch this, Dynamite.

Trying to clip my boss, huh?

What do you mean, clip?

You ready?

Mm -hmm.

You like to smoke?

Well, I like it. Oh, I am the great lover.

Almost caught me that time.

The French, they are a wonderful people.

I am the great lover.

You'll lose. You must pay double.

Oh, no. You've only asked me twice.

Now you have really lose.

When I say to you before you have lose, you should say, I am the great lover.

Oh. I see. All right, then.

I'll pay double. I will.

Oh, no, no, no, no. I do not want your money. I play only for fun.

Refusing money. She must be sick.

Ow! Oh, I'm sorry.

Give me my ring away, will you? Why don't I grab you outside?

Would you like the bright polish of the nail?

Oh, Andre?

Bonjour, Monsieur Scott.

Sometimes I'm a big sportman. You are, eh? Well, I'll bet you a dollar you

say, I am the great lover, in answer to the three questions I'm about to ask

you. I take the chance with you, monsieur.

Yes.

Do you smoke?

I am the great lover.

The French people are wonderful people.

I am the great lover.

Ah, you lose, you see, you lose, you lose.

I am the great lover.

Oh, well.

Okay. Merci, monsieur Scott.

I guess all you French people know that joke, don't you?

Pardon?

Now let's all have a drink.

You think you're going over big with my boss, don't you?

I don't care to discuss it with the help.

I'm going to put a crimp in you gazingos right now.

Junior, I want to talk to you. These two dames are playing you for a sucker.

They ain't no more French than Patty's pig. I'll tell you what they are. What

are they? They're a couple of manicures from Kansas City. And if you don't look

out, they'll steal the buttonholes out of your overcoat.

Is that true? Are you girls selling under false colors?

Yes, it's true, but it's his fault. Just because a guy stole my ring, he's been

chasing us all over the country with this.

Oh, be careful. That might be loaded. Stole it? Nothing. You give it home.

been so frightened we couldn't sleep. We've had nightmares.

Oh, you poor girls.

We had to borrow money from two strange old...

Here's my checkbook.

But a thought strikes me.

Why not be my guest while you're in Paris?

There's no reason why we can't all be friends.

Well, of course, Junior, you're the boss. But personally, I'd strangle them

where they stand.

Won't you come along and help me pick up my drooping spirits?

You just keep on drooping and we'll keep picking you up.

What's the matter with you?

Ah, Monsieur Ashcroft, I'm very happy to see you. Very happy to see you, too.

Meet my traveling companions.

Mademoiselle Callahan.

Bonjour, Mademoiselle.

Bonjour. Mademoiselle Sturges.

Enchanté, Mademoiselle. Bonjour.

And Monsieur Dynamite. Bonjour, Monsieur.

How are you? Ah, let's sit down here. Sit over here, girls. You sit there,

Dynamite.

Now, now to business at hand. Have you any news?

But, Monsieur.

Oh, that's all right. You can speak before them. They're my friends.

Ah, comme vous voudrez, as you like.

By all means.

Everything you ask me, I do. My report complete absolument.

Your wife and Pilnikov.

A very difficult case.

All this?

Oui, monsieur.

Derriere never fail.

Oh, love, how could you? How could you?

Oh, this is terrible. This is terrible.

But I won't give her up. I love her. I love her. Something must be done.

I'll say it, Had. Where is that Russian wolfhound now? No, put that away. You'll

cut yourself.

No, he's right. He's right.

I'll kill him. I'll kill him.

And begone, teen?

Say, I've got an idea.

You want this love -ums, do you? I certainly do. I don't know why, but

the idea.

Why not frame this, Pilk... this Russian?

Just what I had in my mind to suggest. An excellent idea.

I don't get it. You wouldn't.

Another crack like that?

If we could convince Mrs. Ashcroft that Pilnikov is unfaithful, that he has

another woman.

Has he?

Well, be the other woman?

Sure.

I don't want my Rosie mixed up with no Russians.

Shut up.

You can't on us, Mr. Duryea. We'll do anything short of murder. And if things

get any tougher, we'll even consider that.

These ladies will frame him.

Then, Madame Ashcraft, she will come back to you.

It is a beautiful plan.

Oh, you're a genius. But first, I must see Levems.

Thank you, Mr. Duryea. Merci.

Derriere, never fail. All right. I'll see you later.

Oh, by the way, order yourself something to eat and drink. Goodbye.

Goodbye. Take care of yourself, boss.

I was afraid it would be like this.

Oh, lovums, how could you?

After our romantic courtship, we met in the Follies that Friday night, was

married Saturday morning.

Does that mean anything to you?

Shall we get a French divorce, or do you prefer Mexico?

I don't want any kind of a divorce.

It'll take about a million dollars to kill my beating heart, and not a cent

less. Let me tell you something. This Dr. Pilikoff is not true to you.

It's not so.

It is so, and I can prove it.

Who is she?

Well, I don't know yet.

Oh, the whole thing's ridiculous. You're making it up. Yeah, if you could find

this Dr. Pilnikoff in flagrant electo, would you believe it then?

Don't be silly if that means what it sounds like I'd have to. Then would you

consider coming back to me?

Maybe I would.

After I wrapped a horse whip around Dr.

Pilnikoff's face.

Ah, good.

Where are you going? I'm going out to buy a nice big long horse whip.

Always be chicken to me.

If I am not too personal, what is the nature of your business?

Them dames, they'd cop a hot stove with no gloves on. Your grammar ain't fit to

eat. Taint them dames, it's those dames. It's yous dames.

Well, I just sold of them, and I got the situation well in hand. You can start

your monkey business any time. Good.

I am counting on you, monsieur, and these charming ladies here.

The grand frame -up has commenced. Everybody has followed my instructions.

Monsieur Ashcroft have back his wife. You think so?

Derriere. He never fails.

All set? Yep. Let's go.

Unleash the hound. The hunting season for Filner Corp is officially open.

Francois, who did... Sibu drives slower, Sibu play.

If you don't, I'll wrap this phone around your neck.

Hey, who's doing this show for me or you fish cakes?

And lay off that Francois stuff, I'm telling you.

Francois, do drive a little more carefully, please.

You gorilla.

Hey, one more peep out of you, I'll come back there and jab me fingers in your

eye.

Wait here for us, Francois. Maybe I will, maybe I won't.

Une table pour deux, mademoiselle.

Anybody here speak English?

Oui, I speak English myself very well.

Come this way.

There's Pilnikoff now. Looks just like his picture.

Oh, mister!

Seat us over there, will you please?

With pleasure, mademoiselle. Merci.

Voici la carte du jour, madame. Merci.

Looks like a bill of fat in me.

The doctor's in the bag.

He's bobbing up and down like a ship at sea.

Quick, shine your teeth.

Uh -oh, I don't like your eyes.

Oh, Dr.

Pilnikoff, why not?

They make my blood boil.

And when my Russian blood is boiling, I'm not responsible for my actions.

Concord 3159.

Shimoli. Oh, no, my dear. I'm utterly sincere in what I say. I hope so,

It means an awful lot to me.

You are a prince.

Yes, a Kansas City princess.

Pardon. A telephone call for Mademoiselle Peggy.

Are you sure it's for me?

Oui.

Pardonnez -moi.

Rosie, lay off that guy or I'll give him the works.

Francois, attend to your chauffeuring and stop threatening my friends.

He's just another clay pigeon to me.

You seem to forget there's a guy in this town that runs a guillotine.

Yeah, I'll give him the works, too.

Or give yourself the works.

Where'd you come from?

Cracking the wall?

Listen, Rosie, what's he use?

He's still got that ring.

No. No, thank you. You'll have to pardon me. I'm going to give them an arola

skating lesson.

They got the wrong Miss Sturgis.

Will you take me home, Sasha? I'm awful tired.

Oh, that's right. She always, always has her afternoon nap. Oh, I'm sorry. Then

let me see you to recall.

Thank you.

Let that be a lesson to you.

Wait till Lovins gets a hold of you. Atta boy, boss, but I think a gat would

better. I can hardly wait.

I can hardly wait.

You have not long to wait. When Mademoiselle Rosie is phone, we are

the grand frame -up. Good.

I have arranged to bring here Madame Ashcraft.

She will see Pilnikoff with Rosie.

Then, my good work, it is finished.

Derriere, never fail.

You're great, you're fine. You're better than Sherlock Holmes.

How can I ever repay you? If you like, you can pay me now.

All right, suits me.

And the amount is 75 ,000 francs. And it was worth it.

There you are. Wait a minute, boss.

Don't you think that's a little steep?

It was a very difficult cave.

We'll settle for 50.

That would be satisfactory.

Yeah, I thought you'd think so. There you are, boss.

You see, Ashcroft, you are a born better.

Oh, thank you very much.

Oh, Pilnikoff.

Pilnikoff.

Pilnikoff, you're a bad boy.

Ah, ma petite fleur.

You are as beautiful a rose as your lovely name.

Pardonnez -moi, Sasha. I'll be right back.

You must not be impatient, monsieur.

I can't help it.

Hello.

Hello.

Yes, this is Thierry.

Excellent. You stop in a few moments?

Wait, wait.

Everything will be fixed.

The mouse soon come in the trap.

I hate to be in Pilnikov's shoes when he gets a dose of this.

You've made a new heart today, Sasha. You've kissed my hand 40 times.

Tomorrow I will kiss it a hundred times.

A thousand times.

If you hit a thousand, I'm going to sell.

Oh, pardon my dishevel. I was in bed when Mr. Deere came.

Oh, Junior Deere, you look swell in pajamas. You should wear them night and

Oh, thank you. I go now to bring Madame Ashcraft. Come, Monsieur Dynamite.

Remember, follow my order to the letter. We're ready to go to the top, General.

Yeah. Come.

I hate to leave you alone, boss. Oh, I have Miss Callaghan here with me.

Yeah, that's what I mean.

Now, you've got the good, don't you?

Everything is complete.

Looks like curtains for the doctor.

Yeah, when you come right down to it, Junior, there's a lot to be said for

romance after all.

You must tell me about it sometime.

Yes, but not now. There they are. Au revoir.

I had no idea it was so late.

It's never late when I'm with you.

Bonsoir, Marie. Comment ça va?

Bonsoir. How have you been?

If we can't be alone, I'm unhappy.

So I think I'll go home and be unhappy by myself.

I hope you understand, mademoiselle. Oh, sure, sure.

Au revoir, ma petite chou.

Okay. Au plaisir.

So long. So long.

Quick, Mrs. Ashcraft's on the way.

Sasha! Sasha!

Come in quick, Doc. Rosie fainted.

What is with my little girl? Looks like a nervous breakdown in spades.

My poor little Rosie, you are sick.

Oh, Sasha, you're here at last.

We'll find out soon what's the trouble.

He's here! He's here!

Good, good.

Marie, will you please bring a glass of water?

She's in the bathroom.

Oh, we have water, dear.

You're at the wrong door, Duryea.

Open that door. Open that door.

It's a mistake, Mrs. Ashcraft. Pillowcloth's next

door. Open that door. You're at the wrong door, Duryea.

coffee. He says, the next room there...

Lovins, there must be some mistake.

And to think I gave you five of the best years of my life. Why, it's an open and

shut case, this woman. And I've got a hundred witnesses.

You'll hear from my lawyer.

But dear, just a moment. I'm as innocent as you are.

Yeah, that's what the trouble is.

Lovins.

Whoa.

What's the matter? That Frenchman's quite funny.

Thank you.

Oh,

this is terrible.

Oh, oh, Diney.

Oh, poor Diney. That was a swell idea of yours.

Junior... loses a wife and a million simoleons, and poor Diney takes the

I'd like to get my manicuring sisters under that dame's cuticle just once.

I know what I'll do. I'll give her up. That's what I'll do. I'll give her up.

Aren't you being a little hard on her?

I haven't. She shall suffer as I suffered. Have you nerve trouble? I

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you? I always knew Kansas City was no place for a Callahan.

Where is he? Never mind. You mustn't play anymore with those bad little

boys. But I'm supposed to be a tough guy from Kansas City. Yeah, I know, and I'm

taking you back there. But you've got to turn legitimate.

Oh, I sure will. Are we engaged again?

Where's the ring?

Here. Here's something for you. What's this?

Duria is 50 ,000 francs.

And my last job.

Yeah, it better be.

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