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♪ A Netflix Original ♪
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♪ I want y'all to meet my family ♪
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♪ They're coming down south
To stay with me ♪
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- ♪ Big Moz! ♪
- ♪ Do you love me? ♪
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- ♪ Yep ♪
- ♪ I'm Cocoa! ♪
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♪ Jade in the house, I've got a lot to say
I'm a big sis, can't-miss renegade ♪
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♪ Call me Shaka now
I'm the, I'm the chief rocker now ♪
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♪ Mazzi, Mazzi, Mazzi, Mazzi, Mazzi
That's me ♪
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♪ Little mommy, I'm Ami ♪
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♪ Singing loud and having fun ♪
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♪ It's Family Reunion ♪
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♪ Hey, hey! ♪
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We'll show these kids
how to battle the old-fashioned way.
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Those video-game-playing weaklings
won't know what hit 'em.
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You ready?
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Here we go, baby. On my signal.
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Go over there!
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I'm hit!
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Go on without me!
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Okay.
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Grace! My older baby sister! No!
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Huh, huh?
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Oh, oh, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Here we go.
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All right, all right. Easy.
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I'm sorry it has to end like this.
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I'm not.
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Tell your mom I love her
and she better not remarry!
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- What the heck is going on in here?
- Hey, hey, hey!
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Yeah, yeah. Hey! What... what is going on?
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- Uh, don't act like you weren't playing.
- Yeah, Moz. Daniel.
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You should be ashamed of yourselves.
I tried to stop 'em, M'Dear.
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Be calm, Melly. Be calm.
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Whatever.
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Clean this stuff up.
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- He's talking to you.
- To you.
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M'Dear hasn't been acting like herself
lately.
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Yeah. I mean, she never passes
on whupping some behind.
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Me either.
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It is a perfect day for a bike ride.
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And for wearing fitted sweats afterwards
to the supermarket
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for all that unwanted attention.
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Did it work?
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No.
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Man, I miss being active.
Can't wait till my knee is 100 again.
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It serves you right.
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Your middle-aged, heavy behind
had no business jumping in a bouncy house.
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You know, Dad, you should come with me.
It's really great exercise.
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No, no. I get enough exercise walking
to the bathroom three times a night.
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Getting old is no fun.
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That reminds me.
Someone special has a birthday comin' up.
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Boy, what did I tell you
about using the "B" word?
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M'Dear!
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How old will you be?
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How old do I look?
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Uh...
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Six... six...
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Sixteen!
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Close enough.
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Grandpa, how old will she be really?
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Well, she's confused me so much
over the years, I really don't know.
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You know, at one point,
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I was worried that I might
be arrested for marrying a minor.
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You know, I really love birthdays.
Are you excited about yours, M'Dear?
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Well, I was, but a friend of mine
passed yesterday. Phyllis.
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Oh, no. I'm so sorry.
I... I loved Ms. Phyllis.
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Yeah. Me too.
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You know, we met in the third grade,
and I was in all six of her weddings.
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She was much better at picking friends
than husbands.
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Now I understand
why you've been out of sorts.
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Yeah.
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This year, I don't even want
to celebrate my birthday.
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Wow, M'Dear's really depressed.
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Yeah, guys.
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Maybe we should cancel her surprise party.
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No. No, no, no. It'll be good for her.
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Melly loves a party.
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Well, you know her best.
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Yeah, and I also know
I can't return 100 pounds of shrimp.
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Okay, spread out and look for any photos
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or other memorabilia
that could be used for the party.
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But remember,
only things M'Dear won't miss.
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You mean like Mazzi?
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There's a safe in the closet,
but there isn't any money in it.
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What I do in my spare time is my business.
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- I wonder why it isn't locked.
- Probably can't remember the combination.
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Look,
it's one of Uncle Daniel's report cards.
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It has no grades in it.
It just says, "Call me immediately."
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Just a bunch of financial forms
with Mom and Dad's name on it.
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Whoa.
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It's a bankruptcy filing.
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In Monopoly, bankruptcy's bad.
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Yeah, it's bad in real life too.
It means Mom and Dad are broke.
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- Aw, man, that means we're broke.
- Why didn't they tell us?
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Well, they probably didn't want us
to get scared and freak out.
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Well, it didn't work,
'cause now I'm scared and freaking out!
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You know, this is all your fault, Jade.
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Thanks to those acrylic nails,
the rest of us don't have a college fund.
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Don't blame me.
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That robotics program you're in
is ridiculously expensive.
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At least I'm getting an education
that will help this family out of poverty.
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Okay, my musical talent will help
if we have to sing for our supper.
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No offense, we're gonna starve.
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No, guys.
Mom and Dad will find a way to support us.
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We just need to help them.
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- Does that mean what I think?
- Don't say it!
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I have to.
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We're going to have to get...
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...jobs!
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♪ Hey, hey! ♪
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Hey, Hot Dog Lady.
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How'd the first day go?
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They made me clean the public restroom.
I saw things that I will never unsee!
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All for what? Maybe $70?
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Forty-five after taxes.
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All done, sir.
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Thank you.
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All right.
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Who's next?
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You know you're cutting hair,
not mowing a lawn?
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Focus on what we talked about,
and I'll see you next week.
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The next time you have a book report,
don't be nervous. Just breathe.
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Life coaching is my calling.
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Seriously, with my help, Jade, you can
still graduate high school on time.
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Wha...
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Um, I will have you know
that my counselor said
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that I could get into
Tippano Technical Institute.
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It's the Harvard of community colleges!
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All right. So how did you guys do?
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Uh, between the three of us, we made...
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eight-fifty.
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That's not even enough
for a corn dog combo.
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We have to work harder, guys.
They can't afford to keep us all.
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You're right. They'll probably
get rid of the weakest link.
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Give me that.
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Sorry, little bro,
but we'll keep in touch.
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I'm sure you'll find a great forever home.
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Oh, I heard the Gonzalezes
have always wanted a son.
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Well, they do have a pool.
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Melly, why are you in here
pretending to be asleep?
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- Your birthday dinner's getting cold.
- Leave me alone, Jeb.
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I don't want to have a birthday dinner.
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Your kids
went to a lot of trouble for you.
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Even Daniel helped.
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Now I know you're lyin'.
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It was worth a try.
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Look,
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I know you're upset about Phyllis.
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Jeb,
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I'm tired.
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At this age, every day I wake up,
I never know who else I'm gonna lose.
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Which means you've got to live.
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For what?
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I have more yesterdays behind me
than tomorrows ahead,
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and this milestone birthday,
well, it just highlights that.
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Hey. What's taking so long?
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Talk to the birthday girl.
Maybe you can talk some sense into her.
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Come on, M'Dear, you got a whole lot of...
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just family waiting for you.
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If it'll get you two off my back,
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- I'll go.
- Okay. Oh, but wait.
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Don't you want to change first?
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Put on that pretty dress
I picked out for you?
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No. Not tonight.
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I just want to get this over with
so I can come back and get in that bed.
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Uh...
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Oh, boy. This cannot end well.
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You're right.
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You go.
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I'll wait here and pack my bags.
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Come on.
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♪ Yeah, yeah, uh ♪
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Where is every...
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- Surprise!
- Oh, hell!
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- Somebody's gonna pay for that.
- Yeah.
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Let's get ahead of it and blame Shaka.
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- Good idea.
- I know.
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I'm here. Let the party begin.
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I said, "Let the party begin!"
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Surprise!
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Oh my goodness!
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Mercy! You all got me. Aha!
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I had no idea. It's so unexpected.
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Oh Susie, you came all this way.
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Mays, looking good!
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Party, party!
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Hey. Do me a favor.
Dance with my buddy Jordan?
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- Ugh. Moz, I don't feel like dancing.
- He's single.
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Jordan, let's get down!
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Great.
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Um...
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Thanks to you all for coming.
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Um, you know, we wanted to roast M'Dear,
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but we figured it would be safer
to have the kids do it.
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So silly.
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They'd better not embarrass me.
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Relax, M'Dear. It's all in good fun.
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All right, baby. Come on.
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Amelia Louise Williams
was born June 13, 1976.
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That's right, 1976.
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And we have the birth certificate
to prove it.
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Where did they get
that official document from?
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Puttin' my business in the street.
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Did you know my name, Ami,
is short for Amelia?
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My mom thought if she named me
after M'Dear, M'Dear would love her.
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Didn't work.
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Oh, Cocoa's so crazy.
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And now
Shaka and Mazzi will do a short skit
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based on a day in our lives
of living with M'Dear.
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You need a butt-whupping!
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Why? What did I do, M'Dear?
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I'm sure I'll think
of something when I'm whupping you!
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Whoo! Got me sweatin'.
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♪ Jesus ♪
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♪ Jesus ♪
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♪ Hallelujah ♪
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Now get up! It's time to go to church!
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Oh, those boys!
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Oh, that was a bit much.
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They know darn well
I don't perspire when I spank!
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Now please welcome M'Dear's oldest
and least attractive grandchild, Jade.
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- My brother is so funny.
- Ow!
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- Okay. Stop!
- Honey! Jade!
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Oh, and he forgot to mention,
the strongest grandchild.
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Now, everyone thinks
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that M'Dear is the very proper
First Lady of Heaven's Way Baptist Church.
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I am.
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Well, I have some flashback footage
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that proves that Cardi B
has some competition.
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What? Oh, those durn cell phone cameras.
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Just forget about Big Brother.
Your own grandkids are spying on ya.
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♪ Judy
Big booty Judy ♪
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♪ Judy
Big booty Judy ♪
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♪ Judy
Big booty Judy ♪
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♪ Judy, Judy ♪
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♪ Judy
Big booty Judy ♪
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♪ Judy
Big booty Judy ♪
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♪ Judy
Big booty Judy ♪
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♪ Judy
Big booty ♪
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♪ Judy
Big booty Judy ♪
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♪ Judy
Big booty, booty ♪
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Oh my goodness!
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Now, will everyone please
help me welcome to the stage
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my beautiful, talented,
45-year-old grandmother, Amelia McKellan!
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Oh...
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Oh my goodness. Everyone, sit down.
Just sit down!
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Oh, thank you so much for coming out
and celebrating me.
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What about my grandbabies, huh?
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Ain't they somethin'?
250
00:15:30,846 --> 00:15:31,846
Ooh...
251
00:15:32,264 --> 00:15:34,308
I've never been roasted before.
252
00:15:34,391 --> 00:15:36,560
Oh, but my goodness...
253
00:15:37,144 --> 00:15:40,814
...let's keep the fun goin'!
254
00:15:40,898 --> 00:15:42,316
Oh Lord. Here we go.
255
00:15:44,902 --> 00:15:47,988
Now, I... I have a beautiful family.
256
00:15:48,072 --> 00:15:49,573
My oldest,
257
00:15:50,407 --> 00:15:53,077
Moz, and his wife, Cocoa.
258
00:15:53,160 --> 00:15:55,079
The two of you, just stand up, stand up.
259
00:15:58,999 --> 00:15:59,917
Ooh...
260
00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:04,755
Cocoa is the worst gold digger
I have ever seen.
261
00:16:04,838 --> 00:16:07,841
She married a professional athlete
262
00:16:08,425 --> 00:16:10,260
and livin' in his mama's house!
263
00:16:13,472 --> 00:16:15,641
- That's not funny, is it?
- No, it's not.
264
00:16:15,724 --> 00:16:19,853
Hey, just relax, Moz.
All in good fun, remember?
265
00:16:19,937 --> 00:16:21,313
- Daniel?
- Huh?
266
00:16:21,397 --> 00:16:23,691
Are you talkin' while I'm talkin'?
267
00:16:25,067 --> 00:16:29,863
That's probably why your behind
is always unemployed.
268
00:16:29,947 --> 00:16:33,117
Who gets fired on a day off?
269
00:16:37,579 --> 00:16:38,414
No!
270
00:16:38,497 --> 00:16:41,125
It's because I don't have any skills.
271
00:16:41,208 --> 00:16:44,461
True that.
272
00:16:44,545 --> 00:16:46,213
- You sure told her.
- I did.
273
00:16:46,714 --> 00:16:49,508
Like she's the Terminator. How do we
go back in time and turn her off?
274
00:16:49,591 --> 00:16:51,927
Listen,
I've been trying to do it for years.
275
00:16:53,387 --> 00:16:56,140
Uh, Grace? Where you goin'?
276
00:16:57,349 --> 00:16:59,601
Come on back here
and get some of this smoke.
277
00:17:02,146 --> 00:17:03,146
I love you, M'Dear.
278
00:17:03,188 --> 00:17:07,192
Oh, I love you too,
but, uh... explain somethin' to me.
279
00:17:07,276 --> 00:17:12,114
How can you create
a dating app for Christian singles
280
00:17:12,197 --> 00:17:14,950
when you are still single?
281
00:17:16,326 --> 00:17:17,326
Huh?
282
00:17:17,369 --> 00:17:21,123
Baby, you need to stop bein' so picky
283
00:17:21,206 --> 00:17:24,293
and swipe left for yourself!
284
00:17:27,588 --> 00:17:28,672
Actually, it's up.
285
00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:34,553
She's just exaggerating.
I'm really not that picky.
286
00:17:34,636 --> 00:17:36,513
Oh God, is that dandruff?
287
00:17:39,975 --> 00:17:41,727
Oh, shoot! I'm in her sights.
288
00:17:43,771 --> 00:17:45,189
What took you so long?
289
00:17:47,399 --> 00:17:48,400
All right, Melly.
290
00:17:50,277 --> 00:17:52,446
- What are you gonna say about me?
- Oh...
291
00:17:52,946 --> 00:17:55,741
Jeb and I have been married
for a lifetime.
292
00:17:55,824 --> 00:17:57,618
Yes.
293
00:17:59,661 --> 00:18:02,206
He moves a little slower,
294
00:18:03,165 --> 00:18:06,210
and he's kind of forgetful sometimes,
295
00:18:06,293 --> 00:18:12,716
but he is still the most handsome man
I've ever met.
296
00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:20,599
Well, this party sure has cheered you up.
297
00:18:20,682 --> 00:18:22,142
I guess so.
298
00:18:23,143 --> 00:18:24,686
Um...
299
00:18:24,770 --> 00:18:26,105
I lost a good friend...
300
00:18:27,481 --> 00:18:30,442
and I... I've been a little down.
301
00:18:31,819 --> 00:18:37,866
But all of you tonight have made me
realize how blessed I am to be alive.
302
00:18:38,492 --> 00:18:39,993
And so, from now on,
303
00:18:40,994 --> 00:18:43,956
I am going to live in my truth
304
00:18:44,039 --> 00:18:49,044
and celebrate
all of my 45 years on this Earth.
305
00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:50,420
- Amen!
- Amen!
306
00:18:50,504 --> 00:18:51,797
Let's dance!
307
00:18:51,880 --> 00:18:54,341
Soul Train line!
308
00:19:51,148 --> 00:19:55,152
Hey, Mazzi, what's the name
of that fancy synthesizer you wanted?
309
00:19:56,361 --> 00:19:57,487
Oh, um...
310
00:19:58,363 --> 00:20:00,324
I don't want it anymore. Thanks, Mom.
311
00:20:02,826 --> 00:20:05,579
Uh, hold on!
There's some more noodle in there.
312
00:20:06,330 --> 00:20:07,330
Oh...
313
00:20:08,165 --> 00:20:09,165
Got it.
314
00:20:09,958 --> 00:20:12,002
Okay. What is goin' on?
315
00:20:12,085 --> 00:20:15,756
Yeah, you kids have been acting really odd
for the last couple of days.
316
00:20:17,132 --> 00:20:18,842
- We...
- Odd how?
317
00:20:19,551 --> 00:20:20,719
Jade?
318
00:20:23,305 --> 00:20:24,305
Okay.
319
00:20:25,515 --> 00:20:26,515
Okay.
320
00:20:28,310 --> 00:20:30,103
We know you filed for bankruptcy,
321
00:20:30,187 --> 00:20:32,940
and we've been doing what we can
to help you guys out with money.
322
00:20:34,191 --> 00:20:36,610
- What's this?
- It's the money we've earned so far.
323
00:20:37,110 --> 00:20:39,154
We wanted to let you know
we'll be all right.
324
00:20:39,780 --> 00:20:42,115
And this is our combined savings.
325
00:20:42,783 --> 00:20:45,064
We're here for you
the way you've always been here for us.
326
00:20:45,118 --> 00:20:46,118
Mm-hmm.
327
00:20:46,536 --> 00:20:47,579
Wow.
328
00:20:47,663 --> 00:20:49,248
We have the greatest kids.
329
00:20:49,873 --> 00:20:51,208
Yeah, we really do.
330
00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:55,003
But you guys have nothing to worry about.
I will...
331
00:20:56,421 --> 00:20:58,882
We will always take care of you.
332
00:20:58,966 --> 00:21:01,260
And, yes,
money has been tight for a while,
333
00:21:01,343 --> 00:21:07,140
but C by Cocoa is turning a good profit,
and your father has some exciting news.
334
00:21:07,224 --> 00:21:10,269
Uh, well,
I've been entertaining several job offers,
335
00:21:10,352 --> 00:21:14,523
and I've just signed a deal to be the new
commentator for What's Up Football?
336
00:21:15,148 --> 00:21:16,358
Congratulations!
337
00:21:17,693 --> 00:21:20,946
Look, you guys can leave the worrying
to us, okay? We got you.
338
00:21:21,029 --> 00:21:23,031
This family is thriving.
339
00:21:23,115 --> 00:21:26,952
- And more great things are coming our way.
- Yes, they are.
340
00:21:27,536 --> 00:21:29,371
I am so happy to hear that.
341
00:21:29,997 --> 00:21:30,914
I will, uh,
342
00:21:30,998 --> 00:21:32,541
just be taking that back.
343
00:21:32,624 --> 00:21:33,792
Oh...
344
00:21:33,875 --> 00:21:35,127
And this.
345
00:21:35,711 --> 00:21:37,004
Thank you.
346
00:21:37,087 --> 00:21:39,589
Sorry. They're so rude.
347
00:21:40,173 --> 00:21:41,925
Now, about that synthesizer...
348
00:21:46,430 --> 00:21:49,099
Man, don't be greedy, D!
349
00:21:56,023 --> 00:21:57,941
Well, all the guests are gone.
350
00:21:58,608 --> 00:22:02,029
Well, we haven't partied this late
since 1999.
351
00:22:03,113 --> 00:22:05,782
- I hope you like it. It's from us kids.
- Okay.
352
00:22:08,994 --> 00:22:10,829
- Oh...
- Wow.
353
00:22:10,912 --> 00:22:13,915
It's absolutely beautiful.
354
00:22:13,999 --> 00:22:15,208
Isn't it?
355
00:22:15,959 --> 00:22:17,878
Oh, thank you, kids.
356
00:22:18,462 --> 00:22:19,629
You know,
357
00:22:20,756 --> 00:22:25,677
I'm exhausted,
and I thank you for a wonderful birthday,
358
00:22:26,261 --> 00:22:30,766
but this old 40-year-old woman
needs to get up and go to bed.
359
00:22:30,849 --> 00:22:33,143
Wow, M'Dear. You're getting younger.
360
00:22:33,226 --> 00:22:35,562
Well, parties do that for me, baby.
361
00:22:37,356 --> 00:22:43,195
M'Dear, I have something for you.
Well, actually, it's from me and Moz.
362
00:22:44,988 --> 00:22:48,033
Well, just let me do this again.
363
00:22:50,410 --> 00:22:52,204
Okay, baby, let's see here.
364
00:22:53,747 --> 00:22:54,747
It's a...
365
00:22:55,207 --> 00:22:57,000
Ohh!
366
00:22:58,126 --> 00:23:00,128
Is this what I think it is?
367
00:23:00,212 --> 00:23:01,380
What is it, M'Dear?
368
00:23:01,463 --> 00:23:02,881
Oh my goodness!
369
00:23:04,257 --> 00:23:06,927
What kind of gift is that?
It's not even in color.
370
00:23:07,010 --> 00:23:08,970
Is that a picture of a lima bean?
371
00:23:09,971 --> 00:23:11,139
Whoa.
372
00:23:11,223 --> 00:23:12,432
Mom, are you pregnant?
373
00:23:13,475 --> 00:23:15,102
Yes, I am!
374
00:23:15,644 --> 00:23:17,771
- Surprise!
- Surprise!
375
00:23:18,980 --> 00:23:21,858
Well, I'll be! Another grandchild!
376
00:23:21,942 --> 00:23:25,445
This is the best present ever!
377
00:23:25,529 --> 00:23:28,323
And it explains
all those pounds you've been packing on.
378
00:24:31,928 --> 00:24:33,805
Diva out.
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