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♪ A Netflix Original ♪
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♪ I want y'all to meet my family ♪
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♪ They're coming down south
To stay with me ♪
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- ♪Big Moz ♪
- ♪ Do you love me? ♪
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- ♪ Yep ♪
- ♪ I'm Cocoa! ♪
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♪ Jade in the house
I've got a lot to say ♪
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♪ I'm a big-sis, can't-miss renegade ♪
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♪ Call me Shaka now
I'm the, I'm the chief rocker now ♪
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♪ Mazzi, Mazzi, Mazzi, Mazzi
Mazzi, that's me ♪
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♪ Little mommy, I'm Ami ♪
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♪ Singing loud and having fun ♪
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♪ It's Family Reunion ♪
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How much longer, M'Dear?
My head is burning!
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It's not even on high heat.
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Baby, you are a Black woman.
You need to toughen up.
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My hair's gonna be like Zendaya's, right?
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Even better.
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Whoever that is.
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Okay. What should I wear that says,
"The Woman Who Does It All"?
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You can't fit into my clothes.
Sorry, you just can't.
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Now that Jess Simms is interviewing me
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for her "Women Who Do It All" spotlight,
somebody's been sipping the haterade.
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Oh, please!
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I was Mother of the Year
for 15 years running,
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and would have been 16
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if that durn Daniel
hadn't burned the post office down.
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This recognition is a game changer
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for C By Cocoa.
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Did you know previous honorees
were Stacey Abrams and Michelle Obama?
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Really?
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Oh, I just think it's a shame
Michelle and I have never met.
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- Oh, she'd love me.
- Me too.
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Uh-uh.
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You don't know.
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Well, thank you, anyway,
for helping me by doing Ami's hair.
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Oh, no problem.
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- Can I have some of your sweet tea?
- Oh, no, honey. This is Daddy's diet tea.
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Specially formulated to cleanse your colon
and flatten your tummy.
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The pants you want me to wear are tight.
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Oh, no, honey, I coordinated your outfit
with the kids.
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Oh, it's no problem.
I was an elite athlete.
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I know how to kick my metabolism into gear
and lose two inches in an hour.
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All right, well, be careful, hon.
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Cocoa is right, Moz.
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The herbs in that tea are potent.
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Uh, who here has won a Super Bowl?
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I know what I'm doing, guys.
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Well, when your Super Bowl-winning behind
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is laid out in the street having a stroke,
don't call me.
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Just joking!
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Oh, M'Dear will save ya.
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Ain't nothing gonna happen to my baby.
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C by Cocoa. How can I help you?
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Uh, tracking number for what?
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Oh!
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Right, right! The... the necklaces.
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Oh, of course I did not forget.
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Um, I'm on my way to FedEx.
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Well, what did "The Woman Who Does It All"
forget to do?
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Uh... well,
the Boston Women in Action Group
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ordered 30 "Vote Like a Girl" necklaces.
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In all the excitement of my interview,
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I forgot I promised to have them there
by tomorrow.
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Oh, well, that's easy.
FedEx's last pickup is at 5 p.m.
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You do have all 30 necklaces done, right?
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Most of them.
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Just 28 more to go.
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Oh, well...
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...when they said you could do it all,
I guess they didn't mean math.
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♪ Yeah, yeah, uh ♪
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Cocoa,
how are you gonna finish the necklaces
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and get ready for your interview?
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Watch me.
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Michelle wouldn't quit,
Stacey wouldn't quit,
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and neither will I.
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Why? Because, like them, I can do it all.
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Hey. You guys want this?
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Didn't Deon win that for you
at the county fair?
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Yeah. We used to call it "our baby,"
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but now that I'm breaking up with him,
I just realized how ugly it is.
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Well, I guess
he takes after his mama.
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You're breaking up with Deon?
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Oh, yeah.
We always have to do his activities,
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and he's never interested
in doing anything I want to do.
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Well, in his defense, the stuff
you're into is usually pretty corny.
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Oh, okay. Like sunset hayrides
and skating in the park?
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The things you do with Morgan?
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Are you calling me corny?
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If you were any cornier, we could pour
milk on you and eat you for breakfast.
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You're right.
But just to make Morgan happy.
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Good for you, Shaka.
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Healthy relationships involve compromise,
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and if Deon's not willing
to do that for you, Jade,
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then you're making the right decision.
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Mom!
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Hey, come on.
Put your shoes on so we can go hoop.
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Gotcha!
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That's for this morning.
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Pouring water on me
and making me think I wet the bed.
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You asked for it.
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Oh, yeah?
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Well, if you want war,
then war it shall be.
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I will savor my victory over your bones.
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So let it be written.
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So let it be done.
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What did I tell you kids
about leaving your stu...
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Mommy, you have to fix this right now!
I look like Maxine Waters!
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Not quite that good, but close.
I can't believe you don't just love it.
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If it were 1960, I'd be killing the game,
but it's not!
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Okay, okay.
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Ami, I am working on a big order, okay?
I will fix your hair as soon as I can.
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M'Dear has made you look beautiful
and glamorous, like Dorothy Dandridge,
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and you don't appreciate it?
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I don't know who that is.
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Yet you know every member of that STB.
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BTS.
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Whatever!
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It's a doggone shame,
but, baby, I don't blame you.
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I blame your mama.
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I blame you too.
You let her do this to me!
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Hi, Mrs. McKellan.
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Hi, Deon.
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Let me get Jade.
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Uh, Deon's here!
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And remember,
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you're gonna be just fine.
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Okay.
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Hi, Deon.
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Jade,
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I think we should break up.
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What?
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You wanna break up with me?
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Yes. You're cool,
but we have different interests.
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I know, but at least I went
to all your smelly karate tournaments.
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- I thought you liked karate.
- No. No, I liked you.
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I mean, would it have killed you
to do one hayride?
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Let's not point fingers.
It's nobody's fault.
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No, no, it's definitely your fault,
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which is why
I was gonna break up with you.
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Right.
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I'll see you around.
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Deon just broke up with me.
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Honey,
I know that did not go how we expected,
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but it is what you wanted, right?
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No.
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I wanted to break up with him.
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Ha!
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I beat him on announcing it on Insta.
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Jade, this is not a contest.
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Yes, it is.
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♪ Girl, your smile is like a rainbow ♪
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♪ So pretty and bright ♪
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♪ You're my lucky star, girl ♪
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♪ If loving you is wrong
I don't wanna be... ♪
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Man, you guys,
my mind is playing tricks on me.
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Where was I?
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♪ You're my lucky star, girl ♪
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♪ If loving you is wrong
I don't wanna be right ♪
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Check and mate, fool!
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So it's as bad as it looks?
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No.
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You were busy, so I thought
I'd fix my hair by giving myself bangs,
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and now I'm a monster!
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Ami, we still have an hour
before the crew gets here.
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I only have 12 necklaces to make.
I can fix this.
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Me too. Here's the glue and the hair.
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Oh God.
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Um, just give me a few minutes.
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What else could possibly happen?
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Hello!
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- Jess Simms!
- Yes!
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What are you doing here? I mean, now.
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Oh, traffic was light,
so we're here a bit early.
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I'm guessing that's not a problem?
You are "The Woman Who Does It All."
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Right. Yes. That's true-ish.
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Uh, I just need a few more minutes.
You know, doing it all takes time.
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Oh, no problem. We'll just stay here
and we'll get some B-roll.
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Better make it some C-roll and D-roll too.
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Is it a fire?
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- Where's the fire?
- Fire!
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Oh God!
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Everybody, save yourselves!
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No fire! But it is an emergency.
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Jess Simms is here.
I need to get myself together,
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I have to finish this order, and I need
all of you to focus and get ready.
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Don't worry, babe. I got you.
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Okay. Me too.
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Kids, let's get out of your mother's way
and let her handle her business.
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M'Dear!
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You just did a 360!
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What can't I do?
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Except stand up.
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Help me!
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I threw my back out.
Get that thing out the way!
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Threw my back out.
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Oh, Moz!
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Moses McKellan as we knew him is gone,
ladies and gentlemen.
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I've lost everything,
except the fat around my waist.
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I mean, who am I?
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You're my handsome husband who needs
to stop cheating on me with Little Debbie.
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Here.
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Spanx?
Babe, these are for women.
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They're also for handsome men
who have teeny love handles.
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No way!
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I'll put 'em on now.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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I just came in to check on you.
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Um, your pain meds should have
kicked in by now. How are you feeling?
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The same.
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That stuff has no effect on me.
I got a strong constitution.
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Well, this gun should help.
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Oh, I'm too young and beautiful
for you to put me out of my misery.
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No. This is a Theragun.
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It'll work the kinks out of your back.
Here, roll over.
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- Oh, okay. Cocoa, hold on.
- All right. Give it a second.
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Wait! Ooh!
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Ooh!
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Oh, that feels good.
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This is pretty.
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Thanks. They're almost finished.
I just have to polish and pack them.
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Oh, well, I can help you with that.
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Jess wants to know
if you're ready.
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Um...
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A-Almost!
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Just a few more minutes!
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Look what Deon just posted.
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I miss him so much.
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Oh, show me, Jade.
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Go on, Cocoa.
You know you got to get that hair laid.
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What? It's already done.
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I'll just do it again.
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- Look. This is Deon when he was a baby.
- Oh.
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Look at that smile.
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We would have had such cute kids.
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- What? Girl, don't be bringing no...
- ...children into this house.
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Oh, I... I think your meds are kicking in.
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Oh, please.
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I'm fine.
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- Uh-oh! Somebody's calling you.
- Oh, no!
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- What?
- You accidentally called Deon!
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Oops! Okay, hang up.
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Hello? Hello?
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Oh my God.
Now he's gonna think I'm stalking him.
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Well, just calm down.
Call him back and tell him that I...
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I... I... I'll tell him
I did it by accident.
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Okay, good idea.
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Hello?
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Hi! It's... it's Jade.
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Uh, that, uh... I'm so sorry
about hanging up on you earlier.
250
00:14:05,427 --> 00:14:08,973
It was actually M'Dear's fault.
She wants to say sorry.
251
00:14:15,604 --> 00:14:19,984
Oh my gosh! I'm sorry. Our neighbor's dog
just got into our house!
252
00:14:20,067 --> 00:14:21,986
Uh, hey! Hey, get out of here, Cujo!
253
00:14:22,069 --> 00:14:25,030
Get out of here!
254
00:14:27,116 --> 00:14:29,577
I am so sorry. I have gotta go.
255
00:14:36,250 --> 00:14:37,960
Look, babe. Got my pants on.
256
00:14:39,378 --> 00:14:41,213
- Nice, honey.
- Mm-hmm.
257
00:14:41,297 --> 00:14:43,048
- Can you breathe?
- No.
258
00:14:43,716 --> 00:14:44,800
But who cares?
259
00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:48,137
I get all my air from you, Cocoa.
"The Woman Who Can Do It All."
260
00:14:48,721 --> 00:14:50,931
Not so sure that's true anymore.
261
00:14:51,015 --> 00:14:53,225
I still have to get myself together
for this interview
262
00:14:53,309 --> 00:14:56,270
and, honey,
I don't know if I can fill this order.
263
00:14:56,896 --> 00:15:00,316
- Crazy talk. Let me tell you something.
- No, I really need to finish.
264
00:15:02,818 --> 00:15:03,944
You are smart.
265
00:15:05,029 --> 00:15:06,947
- Driven.
- Go on.
266
00:15:07,031 --> 00:15:08,699
A fantastic mother,
267
00:15:08,782 --> 00:15:10,492
an amazing wife,
268
00:15:11,076 --> 00:15:12,077
and you...
269
00:15:12,161 --> 00:15:13,681
Ooh!
270
00:15:15,331 --> 00:15:18,417
...may as well throw me in a swamp,
'cause I am officially a hippopotamus.
271
00:15:18,500 --> 00:15:23,464
No, no, no, you're not, hon.
It's... it's... it's just a tiny tear.
272
00:15:32,431 --> 00:15:35,768
My metabolism is slowing down,
my muscles are turning into marshmallows,
273
00:15:35,851 --> 00:15:37,895
and the other day,
I found three gray hairs.
274
00:15:39,855 --> 00:15:41,357
All right, uh, Moz, stand up.
275
00:15:41,440 --> 00:15:42,650
Come on, stand up.
276
00:15:44,443 --> 00:15:45,443
Okay.
277
00:15:46,320 --> 00:15:47,321
Catch me.
278
00:15:47,404 --> 00:15:48,489
Whoa!
279
00:15:49,198 --> 00:15:50,198
Are you okay?
280
00:15:51,116 --> 00:15:52,326
Very.
281
00:15:52,910 --> 00:15:57,039
Come on. No marshmallows in these muscles.
282
00:15:57,122 --> 00:16:00,876
Listen,
you're not just the strongest man I know.
283
00:16:01,710 --> 00:16:03,379
You're the sexiest.
284
00:16:04,505 --> 00:16:06,340
- You think so?
- Oh, I know so.
285
00:16:07,549 --> 00:16:10,219
- Now, take your pants off.
- Do we have time for this?
286
00:16:10,302 --> 00:16:13,222
No, no!
Honey, I'm gonna fix them.
287
00:16:13,305 --> 00:16:14,974
- Oh.
- And then you could go tell Jess
288
00:16:15,057 --> 00:16:16,642
how perfect I am.
289
00:16:16,725 --> 00:16:21,021
And later tonight,
I'll remind you how perfect you are.
290
00:16:21,105 --> 00:16:22,731
Mmm.
291
00:16:23,273 --> 00:16:24,400
- Thanks, babe.
- Aww.
292
00:16:28,195 --> 00:16:31,156
Hey, Mom, that lady says she has
enough B-roll. When will you be ready?
293
00:17:33,427 --> 00:17:34,427
Thank you.
294
00:17:37,139 --> 00:17:38,139
Deon.
295
00:17:39,433 --> 00:17:40,559
What are you doing here?
296
00:17:41,226 --> 00:17:42,226
I miss you.
297
00:17:42,686 --> 00:17:44,914
I had a talk with my brother,
and he made me realize that
298
00:17:44,938 --> 00:17:46,857
breaking up with you was a big mistake.
299
00:17:47,357 --> 00:17:48,567
You were a great girlfriend.
300
00:17:49,902 --> 00:17:53,572
Well, I was hoping you would realize that.
Come here.
301
00:17:54,740 --> 00:17:56,450
You really tried to make me happy.
302
00:17:56,533 --> 00:17:59,161
You always did what I wanted to do.
303
00:17:59,244 --> 00:18:00,370
You're the best.
304
00:18:01,663 --> 00:18:02,663
Wow.
305
00:18:03,165 --> 00:18:07,211
Once you say it out loud, I realize
our relationship was totally one-sided.
306
00:18:10,172 --> 00:18:13,342
I'm sorry, but I...
I can't keep putting you before me.
307
00:18:14,551 --> 00:18:16,220
Fine, I'll watch The Crown with you.
308
00:18:16,303 --> 00:18:18,889
No. Deon, I'm sorry, but...
309
00:18:19,807 --> 00:18:22,017
I think we're better off as friends.
310
00:18:25,145 --> 00:18:26,939
I guess we got it right
the first time, huh?
311
00:18:28,357 --> 00:18:30,025
Yeah. We did.
312
00:18:43,539 --> 00:18:44,748
I know you were listening.
313
00:18:44,832 --> 00:18:45,958
No, I wasn't.
314
00:18:48,418 --> 00:18:49,711
I'm proud of you.
315
00:18:49,795 --> 00:18:52,047
- Thank you, Mom.
- Aww, I love you.
316
00:18:52,548 --> 00:18:55,300
Okay, guys, come down!
Jess, I think we're ready.
317
00:18:55,384 --> 00:18:57,469
Oh, great.
318
00:19:00,013 --> 00:19:01,682
- You look great, babe.
- Thank you.
319
00:19:04,309 --> 00:19:05,435
Hey, pretty girl.
320
00:19:09,106 --> 00:19:11,233
Yes, what a beautiful family.
321
00:19:11,316 --> 00:19:15,237
This is gonna be awesome, guys.
All right, Lena, start rolling.
322
00:19:16,780 --> 00:19:21,451
Uh, hold the roll, Lena. A member
of our beautiful family is missing.
323
00:19:21,535 --> 00:19:22,535
Where's Shaka?
324
00:19:23,537 --> 00:19:25,956
- Shaka, get down here!
- I can't.
325
00:19:26,039 --> 00:19:28,542
My goodness.
I wonder what's gotten into that boy?
326
00:19:30,544 --> 00:19:33,264
Boy, get down here now before
I come up there and make you regret it!
327
00:19:33,755 --> 00:19:35,632
Nothing physical. No.
328
00:19:35,716 --> 00:19:38,635
Ya know, she doesn't...
We don't believe in spanking.
329
00:19:44,850 --> 00:19:46,810
Look! It's Shaka Smurf!
330
00:19:47,686 --> 00:19:49,897
Shaka, this isn't funny.
331
00:19:49,980 --> 00:19:53,775
I know. Blame Mazzi.
He put blue dye in the soap.
332
00:19:53,859 --> 00:19:55,861
Yeah, that's what you get
when you declare war.
333
00:19:55,944 --> 00:19:57,988
- Now blue boy has blue...
- I'm gonna kill you!
334
00:19:58,071 --> 00:19:59,948
No, no!
335
00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:03,619
You know, kids.
336
00:20:05,162 --> 00:20:06,371
Boys, stop it! Stop it!
337
00:20:07,789 --> 00:20:10,417
- Uh, Dad, are you wearing Spanx?
- What?
338
00:20:10,500 --> 00:20:12,878
Uh, uh, no.
They... they make them for men now.
339
00:20:12,961 --> 00:20:14,087
- For men, yeah.
- They do.
340
00:20:14,713 --> 00:20:16,274
They're amazing.
341
00:20:16,298 --> 00:20:18,217
My wig!
342
00:20:20,469 --> 00:20:21,637
That's enough!
343
00:20:21,720 --> 00:20:24,556
Everyone, just shut up and sit down!
344
00:20:28,143 --> 00:20:31,230
Jess, I am so sorry.
345
00:20:31,855 --> 00:20:36,068
I can't keep this up any longer.
I am not "The Woman Who Can Do It All."
346
00:20:36,151 --> 00:20:40,572
Look, Cocoa, no woman is, okay?
Every woman struggles, just like you.
347
00:20:40,656 --> 00:20:42,616
That's why I wanted to come to your house.
348
00:20:42,699 --> 00:20:46,036
To see the truth of it all,
instead of you coming down to the studio.
349
00:20:46,119 --> 00:20:48,830
Look, this is what people need to see.
350
00:20:51,166 --> 00:20:52,334
Oh.
351
00:20:52,417 --> 00:20:53,417
Okay.
352
00:20:54,002 --> 00:20:58,173
Well, if I can keep it real,
I'll do the interview.
353
00:20:58,257 --> 00:21:00,509
Real is all that matters.
354
00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:03,178
All right, Lena, start rolling.
355
00:21:05,305 --> 00:21:06,890
♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪
356
00:21:07,683 --> 00:21:08,767
♪ Hey, hey ♪
357
00:21:18,026 --> 00:21:19,111
Poor thing.
358
00:21:21,113 --> 00:21:23,949
Wore herself out "doing it all" today.
359
00:21:29,496 --> 00:21:34,167
I'd say you remind me of me,
but we both know...
360
00:21:34,251 --> 00:21:36,211
I'm one of a kind.
361
00:21:38,130 --> 00:21:39,923
Oh, but I am proud of you.
362
00:21:40,924 --> 00:21:43,427
When Moz found you, he found a good thing.
363
00:21:44,720 --> 00:21:45,762
Thank you.
364
00:21:46,847 --> 00:21:47,847
You're awake?
365
00:21:49,016 --> 00:21:50,016
Yes.
366
00:21:50,809 --> 00:21:53,895
I also heard you saying
that I remind you of you.
367
00:21:53,979 --> 00:21:54,979
What?
368
00:21:55,731 --> 00:21:56,731
I said that?
369
00:21:58,859 --> 00:22:03,447
Whatever you put in them pills
got me talkin' out of my head.
370
00:22:05,115 --> 00:22:07,075
I gotta get rid of those things.
371
00:22:10,037 --> 00:22:11,038
♪ Hey, hey ♪
372
00:23:06,176 --> 00:23:07,886
Diva out.
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