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♪ A Netflix Original ♪
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♪ I want y'all to meet my family ♪
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♪ They're coming down south
To stay with me ♪
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- ♪ Big Moz! ♪
- ♪ Do you love me? ♪
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- ♪Yep ♪
- ♪ I'm Cocoa! ♪
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♪Jade in the house
I've got a lot to say ♪
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♪ I'm a big sis, can't-miss renegade ♪
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♪ Call me Shaka now
I'm the, I'm the chief rocker now ♪
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♪ Mazzi, Mazzi, Mazzi, Mazzi
Mazzi, that's me ♪
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♪ Little mommy, I'm Ami ♪
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♪ Singing loud and having fun ♪
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♪ It's Family Reunion ♪
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♪ Hey! ♪
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♪ Yeah! ♪
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Hey, Dad. If you turn a heart upside down,
it kind of looks like a butt.
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It does look like a butt.
Look at the booty!
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Those are Valentine cookies
for Ami's class,
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not for making butts.
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Moz, make sure he doesn't eat any more.
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Okay.
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Daddy!
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How could you do me like that?
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I'm sorry.
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- Bad Daddy.
- Harder.
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Jade, you're awfully quiet.
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What are you doing?
Because I know it's not homework.
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I'm writing a poem for Deon
for Valentine's Day.
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I thought you liked him.
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I think that's nice.
What's the poem called?
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It's called How Do You Love Jade?
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We've been trying to figure
that out too. That was a good one.
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Yeah. Keep it up and see what happens.
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Howdy, folks.
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Hey, Elvis. Come on in.
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Jade,
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I have some bad news.
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What is it?
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Cherry from my 4-H club
asked me to be her valentine.
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- I am officially off the market.
- Hey!
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I'm happy for you, Elvis.
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Aww, aren't you a little soldier,
keeping up a strong front?
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I want you to know it wasn't
an easy decision. You're both beautiful.
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But Cherry's heifer
just gave birth to a two-headed calf,
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so she edged you out.
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In a cow pageant,
you got beaten out by another heifer.
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Did you just call me a heifer?
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- If the moo fits. Moo!
- Stop!
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That's it!
That's your last chance. You are dead!
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Hey! Stop, stop! Jade, go to your room.
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Fine!
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Don't be too hard on her, Mr. McKellan.
She's hurting bad.
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But how long did she think all of this...
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...would stay single?
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I don't know how to respond to that.
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What up, party people?
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You are looking
at the new manager of DeLoatch's,
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the trendiest steakhouse
in all of Columbus.
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Especially now that Sizzler's
out of business.
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That's the fifth job you've had
in six weeks.
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Well, you know what they say, Pop.
Fifth time's a charm.
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Hey, you know we're having
a special Valentine's Day dinner tomorrow.
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Y'all should come.
I could give you the family discount.
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Ooh, Shaka,
let's take our ladies on a double date.
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Hey, cool. Morgan loves discounted food.
One of the many things we have in common.
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Daniel, how much of a discount
are we talking about?
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Two percent.
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Mm. Well, it's actually 10%,
but I pocket the leftover eight.
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Mm-hmm.
Your boy's got a head for business.
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So, wait a minute.
You're taking our money?
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Well, don't be mad.
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A-At least I'm keeping it in the family.
That's right.
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We building generational wealth.
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Generational wealth.
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Melly, snowstorms in Chicago are no joke.
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I don't think a dogsled is an option.
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Yeah, I think it's better
if you, uh, stay put.
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Yes, yes.
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I love you too.
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What did M'Dear say?
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It's the worst weather Chicago's had
in years. The airport is closed.
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Oh... wow. I guess there's no telling
when she'll be able to come back
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from the First Ladies Convention.
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- Don't act like you're not happy.
- No.
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But my stress rash has cleared up
since she's been gone.
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Coincidence? I think not.
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All the years Melly and I were married,
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this is the first Valentine's Day
that we won't be together.
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I'll be your valentine, Grandpa.
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Aww.
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I'm a lucky guy.
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Hey, why don't we go and support Daniel
in his new job?
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- Nice. Yeah, Cocoa and I are going too.
- Honey.
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Hm?
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Everybody will be out of the house.
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Yeah,
'cause we'll all be at the restaurant.
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I want the lobster prix fixe meal.
Maybe a side of chicken.
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No, no, no. Honey, Valentine's Day
is like amateur night for couples.
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Besides,
we can do a lot with an empty house.
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Oh! Yeah! Uh, you know what?
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You two go on without us.
We're gonna stay here and, uh...
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Uh...
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- Clean.
- Yes.
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Since everyone will be gone,
we are gonna clean.
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That's right.
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And once we clean,
we can get a little dirty.
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Oh, yeah, mm-hmm. Oh!
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You dirty, gir...
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I'm gonna...
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♪ Hey, hey, hey! ♪
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♪ Hey, hey! ♪
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Dad, can I talk to you?
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Sure. What's on your mind?
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Don't mind me.
I'm listening to my AirPods.
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Morgan and I have been official
for over a month and a half.
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- Okay.
- So I think it's time we...
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No! No, no! It is not time.
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Honey, you're not ready!
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And I am definitely not ready.
Tell him, Moz. Not until college.
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Why don't we let him tell us?
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I'm ready, but...
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...I've never
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kissed a girl before.
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Kiss!
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- Way to overreact, Moz.
- Ow!
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Now, honey,
are you sure Morgan wants to kiss you?
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Remember, you must always, always ask
for a young lady's consent.
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- Mm.
- Tell him, Moz! I have to do everything?
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No. Shaka and I discussed it.
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Yeah. Morgan and I talked about it
a couple of weeks ago
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and she gave me the green light,
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but my nervousness
kind of turned on the red light.
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That's understandable.
But you'll be fine.
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Look, kissing is something
you have to learn by doing.
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But trust me, practicing is lots of fun.
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Here. Use this. You want to make sure
your lips aren't dry.
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Or your elbows.
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Elbows are involved?
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No, honey.
It's just a good rule to live by.
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But...
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how will I know when it's the right time?
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You'll know. You'll see it in her eyes.
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Got it.
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Now, which way do I tilt my head?
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Do I keep my eyes open or closed?
Does someone's lip go on top,
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or do we mash our mouths together
like we're making guacamole?
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- Uh...
- I have a great idea.
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- Why don't we show you? Right? Okay?
- Mm-hmm.
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- Put your lips out just like this and...
- Mmm.
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Yeah, stop, stop, stop! Unless you want me
to show you how I throw up.
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Ooh, Daniel!
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Everything looks smashing.
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Yes, Ms. Ginsmore. Now, I can assure you,
I have it all together.
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Good. I'll check back later.
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I'm off to have my beauty nap.
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Oh...
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I guess I'll be seeing you in five minutes
with your already-beautiful self.
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Oh...
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You scoundrel!
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Guilty!
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A nice spot, huh?
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It's awesome, Shaka.
I was expecting Shake Shack.
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Before you make me out to be Diddy,
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I got help from my Uncle Daniel's
discount, my parents, and a Groupon.
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I love a man with a little hustle.
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Cherry's meeting us here.
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I want to be outside to give her
these flowers when she arrives.
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Right this way.
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So...
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what do you think, Ms. McKellan?
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Delightful.
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But just as I thought,
we're the best-looking couple here.
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We woke up like this.
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Flawless.
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Oh!
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Well, I'm glad you guys could make it.
Uh, here.
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Let me show you to your table.
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Madam.
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Too late.
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Good help is so hard to find.
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You gonna try and take my tips?
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Well, if I have to do your job for you,
I deserve them.
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Now, go put those plates in the prep area.
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Pep, pep!
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I'm gonna have to take that
out your check.
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You were the one that told me to hurry!
And how did you become manager anyway?
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- You don't know what you're doing, Dan.
- Uh, "Dan"? "Dan"?
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It's "Daniel" to you.
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Now, it is clear
that you are not respecting my authority,
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so if you want to keep your job,
I suggest you put some respect on my name.
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Okay, Mr. Daniel. Respect this.
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No worries. Everything is under control.
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♪ What's up? ♪
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♪ Wha... What's up? ♪
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Moz,
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I am impressed.
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You turned a porch
that usually has dead bugs on it...
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- Mm-hmm.
- ...into a five-star restaurant.
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Well, thank you, baby.
You deserve this and more.
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Aww.
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I love you.
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This is beautiful.
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Ooh.
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Well, here's to an evening
without children.
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Mm. I second that. I can't remember
the last time we were in the house...
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Oh, I hate Deon!
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...alone.
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Uh, honey, what happened?
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Well, I read Deon that incredible poem
that I wrote him and...
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And let me guess. He didn't like it?
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I'm so sorry to hear it.
Go back and work it out.
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- Moz...
- No, Mom, he's right. He didn't like it.
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He said, "Poetry
is what people who forget to give a gift
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give to people on Valentine's Day."
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Well, that's silly,
because you also got him a gift, right?
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No.
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Jade...
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It's not because I forgot.
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It's because I thought that
my true feelings would be more valuable
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than any old gift
that anyone can purchase.
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I understand, baby.
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Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
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Here. Give him this 50.
That should make him forgive ya.
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And if it doesn't,
come back in two hours, okay, sweetheart?
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Dad, he is the last person
I want to spend Valentine's Day with.
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Okay.
In that case, I'll be taking this back.
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I should just go to my room
and listen to Billie Eilish on a loop.
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- Mm, okay. See you later.
- But I don't want to!
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- Come here, come here, honey.
- Mm-hmm.
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We can't let her
spend her Valentine's Day alone.
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Oh, yes, we can. It'll teach her a lesson
about being cheap.
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Oh, Moz!
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Jade, why don't you join us for dinner?
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I guess I could eat.
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Okay.
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Mm!
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Mm! Ooh!
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Oh, Dad, what are you having?
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I'll tell you what I'm not having.
Any more kids.
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♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
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♪ Uh ♪
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All right. Now, are the lovebirds,
plus one, ready to order?
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Yes. I'm starving.
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Me too.
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Oh, hold up. We don't want to be rude.
We're waiting for one more.
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- Can we please have some bread?
- Of course. That'll be $3 extra.
246
00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:02,633
Doesn't bread come with the meal?
247
00:14:02,716 --> 00:14:06,303
Uh, yes, with the meal.
À la carte is $3.
248
00:14:07,221 --> 00:14:08,639
Come on, Uncle Daniel.
249
00:14:08,722 --> 00:14:09,807
Ah, yes!
250
00:14:09,890 --> 00:14:12,476
The family discount.
Make that $2.50.
251
00:14:15,396 --> 00:14:16,856
Did you try calling Cherry again?
252
00:14:17,648 --> 00:14:19,066
Her phone goes right to voicemail.
253
00:14:19,650 --> 00:14:20,650
Maybe her phone died.
254
00:14:20,693 --> 00:14:23,571
Y-Yeah! It probably ran out of power
on her way here,
255
00:14:23,654 --> 00:14:25,614
then she had to go back home to charge it.
256
00:14:25,698 --> 00:14:28,909
But when she got home,
some thugs broke into her house.
257
00:14:29,410 --> 00:14:30,661
Probably had to fight them off.
258
00:14:30,744 --> 00:14:33,539
And as soon as she does,
I-I'm sure she'll be here.
259
00:14:34,456 --> 00:14:35,541
My exact thoughts.
260
00:14:36,792 --> 00:14:39,879
Um, I need to hit the restroom.
She should be here soon.
261
00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:45,384
I feel so bad for him.
262
00:14:45,467 --> 00:14:48,304
Me too.
But we shouldn't let that ruin our date.
263
00:14:49,305 --> 00:14:52,099
All right. Bread à la carte.
264
00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:55,311
That's French for "rip-off."
265
00:14:57,563 --> 00:15:01,567
Daniel, you slammed the door on the oven
and the soufflés fell.
266
00:15:01,650 --> 00:15:04,737
I was checking on them, and I wanted
to make sure the door was closed tight.
267
00:15:04,820 --> 00:15:07,281
Now, don't blame me
for your flimsy soufflés.
268
00:15:07,364 --> 00:15:09,658
Ohh, now you're a pastry chef?
269
00:15:09,742 --> 00:15:13,537
I could be. You sprinkle powdered sugar
on a cookie and now you're Mrs. Fields?
270
00:15:14,872 --> 00:15:18,709
I can't work like this.
Good luck with the bananas flambé.
271
00:15:19,376 --> 00:15:23,130
Everyone, the exit is over here.
272
00:15:23,213 --> 00:15:25,132
You'll need it
when he sets the place on fire.
273
00:15:28,302 --> 00:15:31,680
We all know how... 'cause...
Oh God.
274
00:15:34,934 --> 00:15:39,355
That boy. M'Dear and I are gonna have to
support him for the rest of his life.
275
00:15:39,855 --> 00:15:41,565
What's he gonna do when we're gone?
276
00:15:42,149 --> 00:15:44,985
I don't know.
I'm gonna have my hands full with Jade.
277
00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:53,077
I'm sorry this isn't turning out
the way I planned.
278
00:15:53,160 --> 00:15:56,288
I'm having fun.
I always have fun when I'm with you.
279
00:16:03,504 --> 00:16:04,504
Mmm.
280
00:16:05,381 --> 00:16:06,548
That's some good bread.
281
00:16:17,267 --> 00:16:20,312
So much
for our romantic Valentine's Day dinner.
282
00:16:20,396 --> 00:16:24,108
Jade even ate all of the oysters.
Is she ever gonna leave?
283
00:16:24,191 --> 00:16:26,652
You invited her.
I was gonna let her cry into her pillow.
284
00:16:28,153 --> 00:16:30,447
Yeah. Why do I care so much about my kids?
285
00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:32,074
Ha!
286
00:16:32,157 --> 00:16:33,409
Take that, Deon!
287
00:16:34,535 --> 00:16:38,497
Hashtag "immature boy."
Hashtag "kiss my..."
288
00:16:38,580 --> 00:16:39,580
Jade!
289
00:16:39,623 --> 00:16:40,749
"My ring."
290
00:16:41,458 --> 00:16:43,085
I was... I was gonna say, "My ring."
291
00:16:44,378 --> 00:16:46,922
Sounds like things are still bad
between you two?
292
00:16:47,715 --> 00:16:52,177
No. We're making progress. By tomorrow,
it'll be like tonight never even happened.
293
00:16:53,012 --> 00:16:54,638
I wonder how Shaka's doing on his date.
294
00:16:54,722 --> 00:16:56,598
Oh, he texted me a while ago.
295
00:16:56,682 --> 00:16:57,850
But I ignored it.
296
00:16:59,184 --> 00:17:00,853
Can't be any worse than this.
297
00:17:03,313 --> 00:17:04,398
Oh, no!
298
00:17:05,024 --> 00:17:07,484
Shaka says it's going horribly.
299
00:17:08,569 --> 00:17:11,071
Elvis' date didn't show
and now he's a third wheel.
300
00:17:11,155 --> 00:17:12,155
Hmm.
301
00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:17,036
Third wheel...
302
00:17:19,246 --> 00:17:20,664
Oh my God!
303
00:17:21,498 --> 00:17:27,296
Oh my God! The... the wine, the candles,
and the old people's romantic music.
304
00:17:28,130 --> 00:17:29,965
Which you told us to turn off.
305
00:17:31,884 --> 00:17:33,552
And the oysters!
306
00:17:33,635 --> 00:17:36,972
Oh! You guys were trying
to have a romantic evening.
307
00:17:37,056 --> 00:17:38,474
Yuck! Oh!
308
00:17:39,266 --> 00:17:40,601
You know what? I'm sorry.
309
00:17:40,684 --> 00:17:44,021
Just pretend I'm not here and go back
to doing whatever you were gonna do,
310
00:17:44,104 --> 00:17:45,773
that I don't even wanna think about.
311
00:17:49,651 --> 00:17:51,862
I don't know
what she's so grossed out about.
312
00:17:51,945 --> 00:17:54,031
Oysters and wine is the reason she's here.
313
00:17:59,703 --> 00:18:02,247
I hope you enjoy your meal.
314
00:18:02,331 --> 00:18:03,582
We made it with love.
315
00:18:05,167 --> 00:18:06,877
- Was everything to your liking?
- Yeah.
316
00:18:06,960 --> 00:18:07,960
Okay, great.
317
00:18:10,380 --> 00:18:11,548
That was delicious.
318
00:18:11,632 --> 00:18:14,259
I'm shocked. Daniel did a great job.
319
00:18:14,343 --> 00:18:18,847
Yeah. It was almost good enough
to make me forget my valentine is MIA.
320
00:18:20,557 --> 00:18:22,059
Dude, are you all right?
321
00:18:22,935 --> 00:18:25,354
Yeah. I guess Cherry's not comin'.
322
00:18:26,855 --> 00:18:28,190
Doesn't look like it.
323
00:18:29,316 --> 00:18:30,776
I'm sorry, Elvis.
324
00:18:32,069 --> 00:18:33,070
Me too.
325
00:18:35,989 --> 00:18:37,199
I love this song!
326
00:18:37,282 --> 00:18:38,282
So do I.
327
00:18:40,160 --> 00:18:42,121
Go dance. I'll be okay.
328
00:18:43,330 --> 00:18:44,331
Eventually.
329
00:19:09,940 --> 00:19:10,774
Uh-oh.
330
00:19:10,858 --> 00:19:13,152
That looks like the fire dessert
the chef warned us about.
331
00:19:14,236 --> 00:19:16,238
Get your coat. We're getting out of here.
332
00:19:18,282 --> 00:19:20,868
I present to you bananas flambé.
333
00:19:20,951 --> 00:19:24,371
- Oh, I didn't order that.
- Ah, don't worry. It's on the house.
334
00:19:48,353 --> 00:19:49,353
Wow.
335
00:19:50,022 --> 00:19:52,524
It looks like
Daniel's gotten things under control.
336
00:19:52,608 --> 00:19:56,778
Yes. His back was against the wall
and he came through. He's a McKellan.
337
00:19:57,863 --> 00:20:01,408
You know, you're right.
Sometimes I do forget that.
338
00:20:12,753 --> 00:20:14,087
Can I have this dance?
339
00:20:15,422 --> 00:20:18,592
Jade, what are you doing here?
Where's Deon?
340
00:20:18,675 --> 00:20:20,719
Well, we were fighting all night.
341
00:20:20,802 --> 00:20:21,802
We made up.
342
00:20:22,262 --> 00:20:24,806
But I decided that you, my friend,
343
00:20:24,890 --> 00:20:27,768
are too sweet
to spend Valentine's Day alone.
344
00:20:28,560 --> 00:20:29,895
You came here just for me?
345
00:20:29,978 --> 00:20:31,605
No, the bananas flambé.
346
00:20:33,023 --> 00:20:35,108
Of course I came here for you.
347
00:20:38,153 --> 00:20:39,279
Shall we?
348
00:20:40,864 --> 00:20:42,115
By all means!
349
00:20:47,955 --> 00:20:51,208
I feel so stupid.
I thought Cherry really liked me.
350
00:20:52,292 --> 00:20:55,879
Hey. You're not stupid, Elvis.
Hang in there.
351
00:20:56,463 --> 00:21:00,926
You'll eventually meet the right girl
who recognizes just how special you are.
352
00:21:01,760 --> 00:21:02,760
Thanks, Jade.
353
00:21:03,387 --> 00:21:06,556
And even though I know
our relationship is strictly platonic,
354
00:21:06,640 --> 00:21:09,184
I want you to know
you have my consent to kiss me.
355
00:21:12,521 --> 00:21:13,814
Fine, Elvis.
356
00:21:18,151 --> 00:21:21,488
If I'm dreaming,
Uncle Daddy, please don't wake me up.
357
00:21:22,906 --> 00:21:23,906
Here.
358
00:21:39,047 --> 00:21:40,382
- To finally...
- Mm.
359
00:21:40,966 --> 00:21:42,384
...having private time
360
00:21:42,467 --> 00:21:44,052
with my valentine.
361
00:21:44,136 --> 00:21:45,136
Cheers.
362
00:21:50,934 --> 00:21:52,144
Honey, what are you doing?
363
00:21:52,227 --> 00:21:55,147
Just making sure
the romance radar is clear.
364
00:21:56,732 --> 00:21:57,774
And this...
365
00:21:58,859 --> 00:22:00,736
is for you, valentine.
366
00:22:01,737 --> 00:22:06,033
Honey! I thought we weren't
exchanging gifts this year to save money.
367
00:22:06,116 --> 00:22:08,035
I know, but I saved up for this.
368
00:22:09,411 --> 00:22:10,829
Aww.
369
00:22:11,455 --> 00:22:15,042
This is such a pretty nightgown.
I love it.
370
00:22:15,125 --> 00:22:19,379
I'm glad. And the best part is
it's a gift for me too.
371
00:22:19,463 --> 00:22:21,715
Ooh!
372
00:22:33,935 --> 00:22:35,187
Oops. I dropped my napkin.
373
00:22:35,270 --> 00:22:36,270
I'll get it.
374
00:22:39,941 --> 00:22:41,109
Here you go.
375
00:22:41,693 --> 00:22:42,861
Whoa! You're fast.
376
00:22:43,737 --> 00:22:44,905
Sometimes.
377
00:22:45,489 --> 00:22:46,489
That's true.
378
00:22:56,416 --> 00:22:57,876
That was good.
379
00:23:00,670 --> 00:23:03,340
Yep.
Maybe we should try again sometime.
380
00:23:03,965 --> 00:23:05,050
I got time right now.
381
00:23:08,011 --> 00:23:10,472
All right. Well, come back soon now.
382
00:23:10,555 --> 00:23:13,350
- Hey, son.
- What's wrong? What do you need? More ice?
383
00:23:13,433 --> 00:23:14,810
I-I-I don't need a thing.
384
00:23:16,603 --> 00:23:19,356
I'll admit, when those people quit,
385
00:23:20,399 --> 00:23:23,735
I was concerned
that the night might be a disaster.
386
00:23:24,319 --> 00:23:27,364
But you pulled it off.
387
00:23:28,657 --> 00:23:29,491
Oh...
388
00:23:29,574 --> 00:23:32,160
Thanks, Pop.
You know I only want to make you proud.
389
00:23:32,244 --> 00:23:35,205
And you have, you have.
I can't wait to tell your mother.
390
00:23:35,831 --> 00:23:39,292
But don't worry, don't worry.
I took pictures so she would believe it.
391
00:23:39,376 --> 00:23:40,710
Yes!
392
00:23:45,173 --> 00:23:47,592
Ami, did you save any for me?
393
00:23:47,676 --> 00:23:50,679
Oh, Grandpa, I love you too much
to let you get chubby.
394
00:23:53,056 --> 00:23:55,392
You are just like your M'Dear.
395
00:24:03,150 --> 00:24:04,901
The kitchen is spotless.
396
00:24:05,527 --> 00:24:08,780
And I see on social media
that the customers were happy.
397
00:24:08,864 --> 00:24:11,825
Oh, you've done well tonight, Daniel.
398
00:24:11,908 --> 00:24:15,787
Oh, thank you! Does this mean
I have the job permanently, Ms. Ginsmore?
399
00:24:15,871 --> 00:24:20,208
Call me Ursula.
And, yes, the job most certainly is yours.
400
00:24:21,209 --> 00:24:24,671
You know, I hired you
because I thought you were handsome.
401
00:24:26,923 --> 00:24:27,923
Oh!
402
00:24:27,966 --> 00:24:29,092
Well, that is true.
403
00:24:30,051 --> 00:24:32,345
I got a lot of ideas for marketing.
404
00:24:32,429 --> 00:24:36,099
I was thinking maybe we could
open up more tables right by...
405
00:24:43,064 --> 00:24:44,483
Uh, it's getting late.
406
00:24:49,279 --> 00:24:50,322
And dark.
407
00:24:53,408 --> 00:24:57,329
Let's make this
a Valentine's Day to remember.
408
00:24:59,664 --> 00:25:00,790
I'm getting scared.
409
00:25:00,874 --> 00:25:02,250
You should be.
410
00:25:04,753 --> 00:25:05,753
Come along.
411
00:25:07,547 --> 00:25:11,009
Uh-uh-uh... Well, I-I need to lock up.
412
00:25:11,635 --> 00:25:15,305
Why don't I meet you in your office
in a few?
413
00:25:16,348 --> 00:25:17,432
Sounds good.
414
00:25:18,433 --> 00:25:20,435
Don't make me wait.
415
00:25:20,519 --> 00:25:21,519
Okay.
416
00:25:27,275 --> 00:25:28,360
Feelin' good, though.
417
00:25:31,363 --> 00:25:33,198
Chill, chill, chill.
418
00:25:41,581 --> 00:25:42,581
Well,
419
00:25:43,959 --> 00:25:47,420
it was a good job while it lasted.
420
00:25:52,217 --> 00:25:54,302
Happy V Day. I quit!
421
00:26:47,647 --> 00:26:49,649
Diva out.
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