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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,047 --> 00:00:08,967 ♪ A Netflix Original ♪ 2 00:00:09,467 --> 00:00:11,678 ♪ I want y'all to meet my family ♪ 3 00:00:11,761 --> 00:00:13,847 ♪ They're coming down south To stay with me ♪ 4 00:00:13,930 --> 00:00:15,825 - ♪ Big Moz! ♪ - ♪ Do you love me? ♪ 5 00:00:15,849 --> 00:00:17,076 - ♪Yep ♪ - ♪ I'm Cocoa! ♪ 6 00:00:17,100 --> 00:00:19,227 ♪ Jade in the house I've got a lot to say ♪ 7 00:00:19,310 --> 00:00:21,688 ♪ I'm a big-sis, can't-miss renegade ♪ 8 00:00:21,771 --> 00:00:25,859 ♪ Call me Shaka now I'm the, I'm the chief rocker now ♪ 9 00:00:25,942 --> 00:00:28,087 ♪ Mazzi, Mazzi, Mazzi, Mazzi Mazzi, that's me ♪ 10 00:00:28,111 --> 00:00:29,821 ♪ Little mommy, I'm Ami ♪ 11 00:00:29,904 --> 00:00:31,865 ♪ Singing loud and having fun ♪ 12 00:00:31,948 --> 00:00:34,659 ♪ It's Family Reunion  ♪ 13 00:00:44,461 --> 00:00:46,838 Finally! It's time to get our costumes on. 14 00:00:46,921 --> 00:00:47,964 Yeah! 15 00:00:48,715 --> 00:00:52,177 Trick or treat, smell my feet. Give me candy, you deadbeat. 16 00:00:53,928 --> 00:00:56,765 Uh, when did my sweet little girl turn into Travis Scott? 17 00:00:57,599 --> 00:00:59,768 Forget it, kids. It's pouring outside. 18 00:00:59,851 --> 00:01:02,896 There's no way you can trick or treat tonight. I'm sorry. 19 00:01:02,979 --> 00:01:04,731 What's with all the negativity? 20 00:01:04,814 --> 00:01:07,484 Winners never lose and quitters never win. 21 00:01:07,567 --> 00:01:09,527 Anything worth having is worth fighting for, 22 00:01:09,611 --> 00:01:12,155 'cause in this family, we never give up. 23 00:01:12,238 --> 00:01:14,365 - Yeah. - Nope, not happening. 24 00:01:14,949 --> 00:01:15,949 Okay. 25 00:01:18,036 --> 00:01:19,036 I got it. 26 00:01:21,915 --> 00:01:22,791 Ooh! 27 00:01:22,874 --> 00:01:25,418 Candy, Roman. Glad you guys could make it out in this weather. 28 00:01:25,502 --> 00:01:26,961 - Yes. - Hey, guys! 29 00:01:27,045 --> 00:01:30,882 That was such a fun routine you taught in salsa class last Tuesday. 30 00:01:30,965 --> 00:01:32,725 - Really? It wasn't too hard for you? - Yeah! 31 00:01:32,759 --> 00:01:33,927 - Oh, no. - Girl, too hard? 32 00:01:34,010 --> 00:01:35,720 I'm ready for Dancing With the Stars, huh? 33 00:01:37,138 --> 00:01:41,101 - How about a little of this? - You're not even ready for the next class. 34 00:01:41,184 --> 00:01:43,019 - Let's do this. Hey! - All right. 35 00:01:43,603 --> 00:01:44,603 Ha! 36 00:01:45,688 --> 00:01:47,190 - Ooh! - Hey. 37 00:01:48,191 --> 00:01:49,191 Whoo! 38 00:01:50,819 --> 00:01:52,695 - Whoo! - Wow. 39 00:01:52,779 --> 00:01:54,489 That's great. Show-offs. 40 00:01:56,533 --> 00:01:57,534 Where's Brooke? 41 00:01:57,617 --> 00:02:00,495 Oh, she's at her dad's. She sends her love. 42 00:02:01,121 --> 00:02:03,540 Ooh, love! 43 00:02:05,166 --> 00:02:06,209 So immature. 44 00:02:06,876 --> 00:02:10,088 Brooke and I are able to maintain a purely platonic relationship. 45 00:02:10,171 --> 00:02:13,591 Hmm, nice. What about you two, hm? 46 00:02:14,259 --> 00:02:18,221 Still just friends, or have you slid into the love zone? 47 00:02:18,304 --> 00:02:20,932 - Okay, no. - Moz, stay out of their business. 48 00:02:21,015 --> 00:02:23,643 - Okay. - Unless you want to whisper to me. 49 00:02:24,185 --> 00:02:26,896 - No, guys, there's nothing to share. - Sorry, we are just friends. 50 00:02:26,980 --> 00:02:28,356 - Really. - Just friends. 51 00:02:28,439 --> 00:02:29,274 - Okay. - You two... 52 00:02:31,943 --> 00:02:34,445 Luckily, I'm always prepared. 53 00:02:34,529 --> 00:02:35,613 A Ouija board. 54 00:02:35,697 --> 00:02:39,993 I am down to play! I've always wanted to see if it lives up to the hype. 55 00:02:40,076 --> 00:02:43,663 - Okay, I'm heading for church. - On Halloween? 56 00:02:43,746 --> 00:02:45,206 Especially Halloween. 57 00:02:45,290 --> 00:02:48,209 You have to stay prayed up to keep evil at bay, and... 58 00:02:54,215 --> 00:02:55,466 The devil board? 59 00:02:56,009 --> 00:02:58,720 Who brought this tool of sin into my house? 60 00:02:58,803 --> 00:02:59,804 Oh, it was Mazzi. 61 00:03:01,222 --> 00:03:03,641 We're gonna see if we can make contact with some spirits. 62 00:03:03,725 --> 00:03:05,685 If you don't get that thing out of my house, 63 00:03:05,768 --> 00:03:08,396 you gonna make contact with my belt. 64 00:03:09,397 --> 00:03:12,400 Ouija boards aren't real, M'Dear. It's just a game. 65 00:03:13,902 --> 00:03:16,279 Messing around with the occult. 66 00:03:16,362 --> 00:03:20,533 That can open a portal for demons to enter this house. 67 00:03:20,617 --> 00:03:25,872 Oh, no. I don't do demons, ghosts, goblins, or Lifetime movies. 68 00:03:25,955 --> 00:03:27,665 We get it, men suck! 69 00:03:29,834 --> 00:03:33,338 This thing cannot stay inside or outside of my house. 70 00:03:33,421 --> 00:03:36,591 Go and put it in the neighbor down the street's trash can. 71 00:03:36,674 --> 00:03:39,510 You know, the one with the Confederate flag on his yard. 72 00:03:41,429 --> 00:03:42,722 But it's pouring outside. 73 00:03:42,805 --> 00:03:43,890 I don't care. 74 00:03:43,973 --> 00:03:48,311 And don't you touch anything until you wash your hands in the blood of Jesus! 75 00:03:49,979 --> 00:03:51,856 Wait, can I get that on Amazon? 76 00:03:53,358 --> 00:03:56,611 Oh my gosh. You can! Come here. 77 00:04:06,537 --> 00:04:08,748 I'm so bored. 78 00:04:08,831 --> 00:04:11,167 I wish M'Dear hadn't thrown out the Ouija board. 79 00:04:11,251 --> 00:04:13,086 It would've been fun to talk to dead people. 80 00:04:14,212 --> 00:04:15,922 One moment, please, children. 81 00:04:16,798 --> 00:04:17,924 What are you doing? 82 00:04:18,007 --> 00:04:19,050 Saving... 83 00:04:19,634 --> 00:04:20,634 Halloween. 84 00:04:22,679 --> 00:04:25,139 But M'Dear said, "Not in my house." 85 00:04:25,723 --> 00:04:26,723 This is the attic. 86 00:04:26,766 --> 00:04:29,811 Yes, it's a hair-thin technicality, but I live for those. 87 00:04:31,062 --> 00:04:32,248 - But M'Dear said... - A! 88 00:04:32,272 --> 00:04:34,857 What M'Dear doesn't know won't hurt her. 89 00:04:34,941 --> 00:04:36,818 And if you tell her, I'll hurt you. 90 00:04:38,319 --> 00:04:39,529 We both know I could take you. 91 00:04:40,697 --> 00:04:42,740 That said, message received. 92 00:04:46,077 --> 00:04:47,287 Guys. 93 00:04:48,788 --> 00:04:51,749 - I'm not sure this is... - Oh, is wittle Mazzi a wittle scared? 94 00:04:52,500 --> 00:04:55,461 I'm not falling for that toxic-masculinity pressure. 95 00:04:57,171 --> 00:04:59,507 Now, how does this thing work? 96 00:05:02,051 --> 00:05:03,051 Okay. 97 00:05:03,511 --> 00:05:05,930 So this is the planchette. 98 00:05:06,806 --> 00:05:09,267 We're all supposed to touch it and ask questions. 99 00:05:09,350 --> 00:05:12,812 If we connect with spirits, they move it to a letter to spell out an answer. 100 00:05:12,895 --> 00:05:15,106 How do we know it won't be one of us moving it? 101 00:05:15,189 --> 00:05:17,817 'Cause out of the three of us, I'm the only one who can spell. 102 00:05:17,900 --> 00:05:19,736 "I'm the only one who can spell." 103 00:05:26,409 --> 00:05:28,703 Gotcha. 104 00:05:28,786 --> 00:05:29,996 I wasn't scared. 105 00:05:30,079 --> 00:05:31,122 Oh, yeah? 106 00:05:31,205 --> 00:05:33,666 Ah. I see y'all fooling with the devil's board. 107 00:05:33,750 --> 00:05:36,419 - We can explain... - No need. The devil and I go way back. 108 00:05:36,502 --> 00:05:37,503 Move over. 109 00:05:38,296 --> 00:05:39,296 Okay. 110 00:05:39,881 --> 00:05:40,881 First question. 111 00:05:44,510 --> 00:05:46,554 Are there any spirits present? 112 00:05:49,849 --> 00:05:52,727 Yes, there are spirits present. 113 00:05:52,810 --> 00:05:55,813 - Yep, I'm out. - No, no! You can't leave now. 114 00:05:55,897 --> 00:05:59,650 It's our combined energy that invited the spirit. Come on. 115 00:06:05,990 --> 00:06:06,990 Who are you? 116 00:06:09,452 --> 00:06:10,536 P... 117 00:06:11,537 --> 00:06:12,538 O... 118 00:06:13,664 --> 00:06:14,999 O... 119 00:06:16,000 --> 00:06:17,293 K... 120 00:06:17,877 --> 00:06:19,212 I... 121 00:06:20,713 --> 00:06:21,713 E. 122 00:06:23,132 --> 00:06:24,132 Pookie? 123 00:06:24,550 --> 00:06:27,095 I knew a guy named Pookie who passed away a few years ago. 124 00:06:28,346 --> 00:06:29,639 What do you want, Pookie? 125 00:06:32,934 --> 00:06:33,935 M... 126 00:06:34,727 --> 00:06:35,853 O... 127 00:06:36,437 --> 00:06:37,605 N... 128 00:06:38,314 --> 00:06:39,482 E... 129 00:06:40,525 --> 00:06:41,525 Y. 130 00:06:41,984 --> 00:06:46,614 Pookie, man, it's not my fault you died before I could pay you back. 131 00:06:46,697 --> 00:06:49,534 I told you not to eat gas station sushi! 132 00:06:52,286 --> 00:06:55,540 Gotcha! I remember when you told me that story. 133 00:06:56,707 --> 00:06:59,752 Yeah, funny. That's why I played along. 134 00:07:01,254 --> 00:07:04,465 Right, right. Come on, guys. Let's do it for real. 135 00:07:08,136 --> 00:07:09,512 Are there any spirits here? 136 00:07:13,182 --> 00:07:14,183 I didn't move it. 137 00:07:14,767 --> 00:07:15,685 Me neither. 138 00:07:17,186 --> 00:07:18,813 Do you think we opened a portal? 139 00:07:26,571 --> 00:07:29,907 How could Uncle Daniel be taking a nap after we possibly opened a portal? 140 00:07:31,075 --> 00:07:33,453 M'Dear told y'all not to mess with that thing. 141 00:07:33,536 --> 00:07:36,247 But did you listen? No! 142 00:07:38,416 --> 00:07:39,667 It's Shaka's fault. 143 00:07:39,750 --> 00:07:42,962 Hey, I thought it would be fun. Who knew you couldn't talk to dead people 144 00:07:43,045 --> 00:07:44,630 without opening the gates of hell? 145 00:07:44,714 --> 00:07:47,258 I knew, and I'm nine! 146 00:07:49,969 --> 00:07:52,847 Start praying! We might have triggered the apocalypse! 147 00:07:56,225 --> 00:07:58,227 It's probably just the neighbor's dog. 148 00:07:58,311 --> 00:08:00,062 The neighbor has a cat! 149 00:08:01,772 --> 00:08:04,572 Do you think it's the demon from the portal coming to snatch our souls? 150 00:08:04,650 --> 00:08:05,735 Look! 151 00:08:11,991 --> 00:08:13,242 Get out of my way! 152 00:08:17,330 --> 00:08:19,332 - Mom? - Dad? 153 00:08:19,415 --> 00:08:20,791 Where is everybody? 154 00:08:29,592 --> 00:08:30,635 Hey, kids! 155 00:08:31,344 --> 00:08:33,721 Daddy? How'd you get in the TV? 156 00:08:33,804 --> 00:08:36,474 I don't know. The last thing I remember, I was in my room. 157 00:08:36,557 --> 00:08:40,061 I opened my closet door, and there was an orange light that just sucked me in. 158 00:08:40,144 --> 00:08:41,229 When I woke up... 159 00:08:41,312 --> 00:08:44,398 ...I was here, trapped. 160 00:08:44,482 --> 00:08:45,608 The portal. 161 00:08:45,691 --> 00:08:48,110 It's real. We actually opened it. 162 00:08:48,194 --> 00:08:51,280 Go find your mom so she can get help. Hurry! Before it's too... 163 00:08:52,448 --> 00:08:53,491 Too what? 164 00:08:53,574 --> 00:08:55,326 Dad, too what? 165 00:08:56,035 --> 00:08:58,496 - What do you think he was gonna say? - "Late," fool! 166 00:08:58,579 --> 00:09:00,206 Come on, we gotta find Mom! 167 00:09:04,377 --> 00:09:07,797 Mom, Mom! Shaka forced us to play with the Ouija board, 168 00:09:07,880 --> 00:09:11,008 and then we accidentally opened up a portal to the underworld in your closet! 169 00:09:11,092 --> 00:09:14,512 What? They didn't get any of my red bottoms, did they? 170 00:09:15,930 --> 00:09:16,931 Are you listening? 171 00:09:17,014 --> 00:09:19,433 We opened a portal, and somehow Dad fell through it. 172 00:09:19,517 --> 00:09:23,521 Okay, guys, I know the storm is keeping you from your treats, 173 00:09:23,604 --> 00:09:26,691 but that doesn't mean you can trick me this easily. 174 00:09:26,774 --> 00:09:29,860 - We're serious! - Have you seen Candy and Roman? 175 00:09:31,946 --> 00:09:35,449 You know, it was kind of strange. 176 00:09:35,533 --> 00:09:37,868 - Oh, no. - I was talking to them. 177 00:09:37,952 --> 00:09:41,163 And I went into the bathroom, and when I came back, 178 00:09:41,914 --> 00:09:42,915 they were gone. 179 00:09:43,499 --> 00:09:45,543 Uh, how long were you in the bathroom? 180 00:09:46,127 --> 00:09:48,963 It's none of your business how long it took me to handle my business. 181 00:09:50,172 --> 00:09:54,927 Okay, guys, listen, there is no such thing as evil spirits 182 00:09:55,011 --> 00:09:56,846 or portals to the underworld. 183 00:09:56,929 --> 00:09:59,265 I'll prove it to you, okay? 184 00:10:00,433 --> 00:10:02,476 - Wait, Mom, no. - See? 185 00:10:02,560 --> 00:10:07,315 There's just some clothes, some golf clubs, and a... 186 00:10:08,983 --> 00:10:10,484 A bright orange light. 187 00:10:10,568 --> 00:10:12,612 - No! - Don't go near it! 188 00:10:14,739 --> 00:10:15,781 Shaka! Mazzi! 189 00:10:24,290 --> 00:10:25,333 ♪ Hey, hey ♪ 190 00:10:26,042 --> 00:10:29,295 - Dad! Dad, are you in there? - Yes, and I'm not alone. 191 00:10:29,962 --> 00:10:31,088 - Help us! - Help us. 192 00:10:34,008 --> 00:10:37,970 Moz, this better not be one of your home improvement projects gone wrong again. 193 00:10:39,221 --> 00:10:42,099 - Excuse... Excuse me, excuse me. - Oh, honey, honey! 194 00:10:42,183 --> 00:10:44,769 Why is everything my fault? 195 00:10:46,520 --> 00:10:47,605 Candy, 196 00:10:48,314 --> 00:10:51,817 if we're gonna disappear into the underworld, you need to know... 197 00:10:52,777 --> 00:10:53,777 I love you. 198 00:10:55,488 --> 00:10:56,572 What? 199 00:10:56,656 --> 00:10:59,659 Can we talk about this when we're not trapped in a TV? 200 00:11:01,035 --> 00:11:05,456 What's all the commotion? Can an uncle get a spa day in someone else's house? 201 00:11:05,539 --> 00:11:09,835 Help us! The Ouija board opened a portal and our parents are trapped in the TV! 202 00:11:09,919 --> 00:11:12,588 What? Well, well. 203 00:11:12,672 --> 00:11:17,885 If it isn't Moses "I've decided to retire from the limelight" McKellan. 204 00:11:17,968 --> 00:11:21,347 Admit it, bruh. You're an attention hog. 205 00:11:21,931 --> 00:11:23,432 Loud and wrong as usual, Da... 206 00:11:26,227 --> 00:11:27,561 Is that my bathrobe? 207 00:11:27,645 --> 00:11:28,813 Uh... 208 00:11:28,896 --> 00:11:32,608 Are you using my very expensive sea-salt mask? 209 00:11:33,317 --> 00:11:37,279 Uh, no, of course not. It's Moz's. His works better on my T-zone. 210 00:11:44,078 --> 00:11:46,205 I'm scared! Protect us, Uncle Daniel! 211 00:11:46,288 --> 00:11:49,542 Who's out there? 'Cause you don't want none of Shaka! 212 00:11:49,625 --> 00:11:52,378 No, take him! Take him! He doesn't have much to live for! 213 00:11:54,422 --> 00:11:55,422 Trick or treat! 214 00:12:03,472 --> 00:12:07,143 Obviously the TV is a way station before they're sent to the underworld. 215 00:12:07,643 --> 00:12:09,311 You mean, Cleveland? 216 00:12:10,438 --> 00:12:11,439 Excuse me? 217 00:12:11,522 --> 00:12:13,774 I'm tired of people talking about my hometown. 218 00:12:13,858 --> 00:12:16,777 Cleveland is a beautiful place to live. 219 00:12:17,403 --> 00:12:20,072 - You ever go back? - Hell, no! It's Cleveland. 220 00:12:20,156 --> 00:12:22,366 It's also a beautiful place to leave. 221 00:12:23,325 --> 00:12:25,286 How do we fix this and save them? 222 00:12:26,245 --> 00:12:28,956 What time was it when you invited evil into your home? 223 00:12:29,665 --> 00:12:32,042 Uh, around five o'clock. 224 00:12:33,043 --> 00:12:34,211 The devil's happy hour. 225 00:12:34,962 --> 00:12:37,631 I feel strange. 226 00:12:38,215 --> 00:12:39,258 Something's happening. 227 00:12:39,341 --> 00:12:40,926 Oh... 228 00:12:41,010 --> 00:12:44,597 Oh my God! Moz! Your hand! 229 00:12:44,680 --> 00:12:46,307 You're turning into a demon! 230 00:12:46,390 --> 00:12:48,768 We're doomed! 231 00:12:48,851 --> 00:12:51,270 Help me! 232 00:12:55,691 --> 00:12:59,361 - Help me, Uncle Daniel! - I'll see you at the crossroads! 233 00:12:59,445 --> 00:13:00,445 Wait! 234 00:13:04,992 --> 00:13:06,076 Elvis. 235 00:13:06,160 --> 00:13:07,369 Okay. 236 00:13:09,330 --> 00:13:11,540 There. That should keep the demons out. 237 00:13:11,624 --> 00:13:12,624 Phew. 238 00:13:12,958 --> 00:13:14,126 Safe for now. 239 00:13:16,670 --> 00:13:19,256 Wait. We lost Uncle Daniel. 240 00:13:20,132 --> 00:13:23,636 Don't worry. He probably just escaped on that bus he threw you under. 241 00:13:24,804 --> 00:13:26,388 I think he ran through the parlor. 242 00:13:27,723 --> 00:13:29,266 I'm still shivering. 243 00:13:29,850 --> 00:13:31,894 Dad's demon roar is gonna give me nightmares. 244 00:13:31,977 --> 00:13:33,562 I-I've never heard anything like it. 245 00:13:34,104 --> 00:13:37,358 Bruh, I've heard you on the toilet. I think you might be part demon. 246 00:13:39,235 --> 00:13:42,696 Don't worry. If y'all end up orphans, I'll get my folks to adopt you. 247 00:13:43,197 --> 00:13:45,449 Well, everybody except you, Jade. 248 00:13:45,533 --> 00:13:47,576 My family doesn't do the "sister-wife" thing. 249 00:13:48,077 --> 00:13:49,077 Anymore. 250 00:13:50,663 --> 00:13:54,416 Oh, Elvis, when are you gonna outgrow this silly crush? 251 00:13:55,167 --> 00:13:57,336 The day God erases your name from my heart. 252 00:13:58,462 --> 00:13:59,462 Aww. 253 00:14:03,425 --> 00:14:04,927 Uncle Daniel! 254 00:14:15,813 --> 00:14:17,106 We heard you screaming. 255 00:14:17,189 --> 00:14:20,526 Yeah, I hit my finger with the hammer when I was closing off the portal. 256 00:14:21,110 --> 00:14:23,070 Um, but that'll trap our parents inside. 257 00:14:23,153 --> 00:14:27,908 Yes, but if we sacrifice them, maybe Beelzebub will leave us alone. 258 00:14:27,992 --> 00:14:29,702 But there's still time to save them. 259 00:14:29,785 --> 00:14:31,287 We can't take that risk. 260 00:14:31,370 --> 00:14:34,874 Now, you may not like it, but I am the adult here and the one in charge, 261 00:14:34,957 --> 00:14:37,167 so there's nothing you can do about it. 262 00:14:37,251 --> 00:14:39,879 Nothing! Nothing! 263 00:14:39,962 --> 00:14:42,715 I guess there is something you can do about it. 264 00:14:43,757 --> 00:14:46,093 We didn't want to have to do this, but you forced our hand. 265 00:14:46,176 --> 00:14:47,176 I'm sorry, 266 00:14:47,219 --> 00:14:50,472 but if saving myself and dooming Moz to the underworld is wrong, 267 00:14:50,556 --> 00:14:52,349 I don't wanna be right. 268 00:14:52,433 --> 00:14:55,519 You're not right, but at least you can be pretty. 269 00:14:57,479 --> 00:15:00,024 All right. So, what do we do now? 270 00:15:00,608 --> 00:15:03,986 We need someone who can go toe-to-toe with the forces of darkness. 271 00:15:04,069 --> 00:15:07,448 Yeah. Somebody that the boogeyman checks his closet for. 272 00:15:07,531 --> 00:15:09,825 Hello? Anybody home? 273 00:15:09,909 --> 00:15:10,993 M'Dear! 274 00:15:15,831 --> 00:15:17,625 - Now, what... - You won't believe this! 275 00:15:19,126 --> 00:15:22,463 I can't understand what you're saying when you're all talking at once. 276 00:15:22,546 --> 00:15:24,214 I said hush up! 277 00:15:27,426 --> 00:15:30,846 All right. Now, one at a time. What is goin' on? 278 00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:33,933 Okay... remember when you told us to get rid of the Ouija board 279 00:15:34,016 --> 00:15:36,518 - because it's a tool of the devil? - Yes. 280 00:15:36,602 --> 00:15:38,938 Well, you'll be happy to know you were right. 281 00:15:39,021 --> 00:15:41,649 But less happy to know we opened a portal to the underworld. 282 00:15:41,732 --> 00:15:42,732 What? 283 00:15:43,359 --> 00:15:44,276 Look! 284 00:15:44,360 --> 00:15:45,486 Help! 285 00:15:47,655 --> 00:15:49,323 Where's Moz? 286 00:15:49,406 --> 00:15:51,384 M'Dear! 287 00:15:51,408 --> 00:15:52,701 They got me, M'Dear! 288 00:15:53,827 --> 00:15:55,329 Moz! 289 00:15:58,749 --> 00:16:00,334 Oh, oh! 290 00:16:00,417 --> 00:16:03,545 I am not gonna let those demons take my baby! 291 00:16:03,629 --> 00:16:05,965 We've only got a little time before the portal closes! 292 00:16:06,048 --> 00:16:07,341 Get my purse! 293 00:16:09,593 --> 00:16:10,761 Get my purse. 294 00:16:12,012 --> 00:16:16,809 - What do you have in here? A brick? - Yes, a brick. It's a jungle out there! 295 00:16:18,143 --> 00:16:22,106 - What are you gonna do, M'Dear? - I am going to fight those demons. 296 00:16:22,189 --> 00:16:24,733 I just have to find the right weapon. 297 00:16:24,817 --> 00:16:27,569 Not that one. No. 298 00:16:28,529 --> 00:16:30,364 Mmm... No. 299 00:16:31,490 --> 00:16:32,324 Oh! 300 00:16:32,408 --> 00:16:33,492 Not that one. 301 00:16:34,535 --> 00:16:35,744 No. 302 00:16:37,037 --> 00:16:38,497 Ahh! 303 00:16:39,081 --> 00:16:40,499 Demons hate perfume? 304 00:16:40,582 --> 00:16:42,918 This is holy water. 305 00:16:43,002 --> 00:16:46,672 You see, demons, they hide in plain sight. 306 00:16:46,755 --> 00:16:49,633 They take possession of a soul 307 00:16:49,717 --> 00:16:51,927 and make it do their bidding. 308 00:16:53,387 --> 00:16:57,933 All we have to do is find out who that is. 309 00:16:58,017 --> 00:16:59,351 It could be one of us? 310 00:17:00,894 --> 00:17:04,857 Let us go with the most likely candidate. 311 00:17:06,358 --> 00:17:07,484 Hey! 312 00:17:09,111 --> 00:17:10,738 See? I'm innocent. 313 00:17:13,032 --> 00:17:14,366 I'm demon-free. 314 00:17:14,450 --> 00:17:19,121 Yeah, I know. That was for you not doing what you were told. 315 00:17:19,204 --> 00:17:20,289 Trifling! 316 00:17:20,372 --> 00:17:21,999 Just trifling! 317 00:17:41,935 --> 00:17:43,062 Elvis is the demon! 318 00:17:43,145 --> 00:17:45,564 No. You just almost messed up the 'fro. 319 00:17:48,150 --> 00:17:50,486 Uncle Dan's upstairs. Come on! 320 00:17:50,569 --> 00:17:51,569 Hey, Ami! Uh! 321 00:17:52,029 --> 00:17:53,989 I haven't checked you yet. 322 00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:58,619 Me? The only thing I've got in me is the Holy Spirit. Hallelujah! 323 00:17:58,702 --> 00:17:59,787 Uh-uh! 324 00:18:01,747 --> 00:18:03,749 It burns! 325 00:18:06,126 --> 00:18:09,880 - She's possessed! - Fight, Ami! Push the demon out of you! 326 00:18:11,715 --> 00:18:14,468 Too late! She belongs to me now! 327 00:18:14,551 --> 00:18:16,678 I finally got free. What's goin'... 328 00:18:20,641 --> 00:18:21,683 M'Dear! 329 00:18:34,863 --> 00:18:37,407 That's not natural. 330 00:18:39,785 --> 00:18:41,120 M'Dear, do something! 331 00:18:41,203 --> 00:18:43,622 Angels of heaven, 332 00:18:43,705 --> 00:18:46,834 help us to fight this evil! 333 00:18:47,918 --> 00:18:50,688 Thank you for opening the portal and inviting me in. 334 00:18:50,712 --> 00:18:52,256 That e-vite was deleted. 335 00:18:53,924 --> 00:18:56,760 In the name of the Father, I rebuke you, 336 00:18:56,844 --> 00:18:58,720 you minion of Satan! 337 00:18:58,804 --> 00:19:00,597 It's on like Donkey Kong! 338 00:19:07,813 --> 00:19:08,813 Is she gone? 339 00:19:10,482 --> 00:19:11,775 Jade, I'm scared! 340 00:19:11,859 --> 00:19:13,318 Me too! 341 00:19:13,402 --> 00:19:16,530 Wait, wait. Wh... where did M'Dear and Ami go? 342 00:19:16,613 --> 00:19:18,198 We are here! 343 00:19:20,284 --> 00:19:21,535 Oh, this ain't good. 344 00:19:22,703 --> 00:19:27,166 ♪ I was working in the kitchen Late, late, late, late one night ♪ 345 00:19:27,249 --> 00:19:31,670 ♪ When my eyes beheld an eerie sight ♪ 346 00:19:32,337 --> 00:19:36,884 ♪ For the monster from her slab Began to rise ♪ 347 00:19:36,967 --> 00:19:41,889 ♪ And then suddenly, I said suddenly To my surprise ♪ 348 00:19:41,972 --> 00:19:44,242 - ♪ She did the Mash ♪ - ♪ She did the Monster Mash ♪ 349 00:19:44,266 --> 00:19:45,559 The Monster Mash? 350 00:19:45,642 --> 00:19:47,227 ♪ The Monster Mash ♪ 351 00:19:47,311 --> 00:19:49,897 ♪ She did the Monster Mash ♪ 352 00:19:49,980 --> 00:19:51,690 ♪ It was a graveyard smash ♪ 353 00:19:52,274 --> 00:19:53,817 ♪ She did the Monster Mash ♪ 354 00:19:54,693 --> 00:19:56,737 ♪ It caught on in a flash ♪ 355 00:19:57,237 --> 00:19:58,717 ♪ She did the Monster Mash ♪ 356 00:19:58,780 --> 00:20:01,366 ♪ She did the Monster Mash She did the Monster Mash ♪ 357 00:20:01,450 --> 00:20:03,577 ♪ She did the Monster Mash ♪ 358 00:20:04,077 --> 00:20:06,496 ♪ She did the Monster Mash ♪ 359 00:20:06,580 --> 00:20:11,126 ♪ She did the Monster Mash It was a graveyard smash ♪ 360 00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:15,923 ♪ She did the Monster Mash It caught on in a flash ♪ 361 00:20:16,632 --> 00:20:19,009 ♪ She did the Monster Mash She did the Monster Mash ♪ 362 00:20:19,092 --> 00:20:22,930 ♪ She did the Monster Mash She did the Mash, Mash, Mash, Mash! ♪ 363 00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:26,642 Don't hurt me! Please don't hurt me! 364 00:20:28,518 --> 00:20:30,854 Ta-da! 365 00:20:37,069 --> 00:20:40,489 Payback is not a mother. It's a M'Dear! 366 00:20:40,572 --> 00:20:41,572 Yes! 367 00:20:42,241 --> 00:20:43,450 Seriously? 368 00:20:44,034 --> 00:20:46,119 I think I had a small heart attack. 369 00:20:47,037 --> 00:20:48,037 That... 370 00:20:48,372 --> 00:20:49,372 was... 371 00:20:49,790 --> 00:20:50,832 awesome! 372 00:20:51,583 --> 00:20:53,919 All that just to teach us a lesson? 373 00:20:54,586 --> 00:20:57,422 Well, when Ami told me that you were disobeying me, 374 00:20:57,506 --> 00:21:00,801 I was about to beat the sense into you, 375 00:21:00,884 --> 00:21:02,552 but I thought, "It's Halloween," 376 00:21:02,636 --> 00:21:07,266 so I decided to scare some sense into you instead. 377 00:21:07,349 --> 00:21:09,393 Then M'Dear told us her plan, 378 00:21:09,476 --> 00:21:13,230 and we decided that tricking you would be our treat. 379 00:21:13,313 --> 00:21:14,648 Mm-hmm. 380 00:21:14,731 --> 00:21:15,899 How did you do it? 381 00:21:15,983 --> 00:21:18,068 Well, we used cameras to appear on TV. 382 00:21:18,151 --> 00:21:19,861 Everything else was pretty low-tech. 383 00:21:19,945 --> 00:21:21,738 I switched out the TV for one with no back. 384 00:21:21,822 --> 00:21:23,907 That way, I could reach through it. 385 00:21:25,534 --> 00:21:28,287 Roman, you have some serious acting skills. 386 00:21:28,370 --> 00:21:31,206 I mean, you had me convinced you were actually in love with Miss Candy. 387 00:21:32,249 --> 00:21:34,584 - Silly. - Yeah. I am. 388 00:21:34,668 --> 00:21:35,669 Oh. 389 00:21:36,628 --> 00:21:38,255 You almost scared us to death. 390 00:21:38,338 --> 00:21:41,550 Yep, and you guys fell for it, hook, line, and sinker. 391 00:21:43,719 --> 00:21:47,180 I knew it was a prank the whole time. I was just playing along too. 392 00:21:47,264 --> 00:21:49,016 - Oh, really? - Yeah. 393 00:21:49,099 --> 00:21:51,101 Let's take a look at the tape. 394 00:21:51,184 --> 00:21:53,186 Yeah, I mean, we recorded the whole prank. 395 00:21:53,937 --> 00:21:55,981 - Let's see what we got here. - Slo-mo. 396 00:21:56,064 --> 00:21:57,064 No, no. 397 00:21:57,733 --> 00:21:58,733 Gladly. 398 00:21:58,775 --> 00:21:59,775 Help! 399 00:22:05,574 --> 00:22:07,284 Help me, Uncle Daniel! 400 00:22:07,367 --> 00:22:10,579 I'll see you at the crossroads! 401 00:22:11,413 --> 00:22:12,414 Really, dude? 402 00:22:12,497 --> 00:22:15,500 I was trying to get in front of you to protect you. 403 00:22:15,584 --> 00:22:17,384 That's the kind of man I am. 404 00:22:17,461 --> 00:22:19,755 Uncle Danny love the kids. 405 00:22:20,380 --> 00:22:22,049 Boo! 406 00:22:22,758 --> 00:22:24,551 Hey, girl. How you doin'? 407 00:23:27,906 --> 00:23:29,783 Diva out. 30233

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