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♪ A Netflix Original ♪
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♪ I want y'all to meet my family ♪
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♪ They're coming down south
To stay with me ♪
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- ♪ Big Moz ♪
- ♪ Do you love me? ♪
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- ♪ Yep ♪
- ♪ I'm Cocoa! ♪
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♪ Jade in the house, I got a lot to say ♪
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♪ I'm a big sis, can't-miss renegade ♪
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- ♪ Call me Shaka now ♪
- ♪ Hey! ♪
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- ♪ I'm the, I'm the chief rocker now ♪
- ♪ Hey! ♪
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♪ Mazzi, Mazzi, Mazzi, Mazzi, Mazzi
That's me ♪
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- ♪ Little mommy, I'm Ami ♪
- ♪ Hey! ♪
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♪ Singing loud and having fun ♪
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♪ It's Family Reunion ♪
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Keisha, if me and Deon ever break up,
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I am only dating Prince Harrys.
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Okay, quitting
a thousand-year-old monarchy
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and a billion dollars for your woman...
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Now, that's love.
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No, that's stupid.
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Without the castle,
he's just a broke redhead dude.
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Yeah, you got a point.
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I guess you could kiss that love goodbye.
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Kiss? Who said kiss?
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Who said that?
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There's no kissing allowed in this school!
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Semper fi!
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Oh.
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Keisha Stewart,
the first time I saw you, I thought,
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"Wow. Her head blocks
the whole blackboard."
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I, uh...
I mean, not that you have a big head.
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I... Well, you sort of do.
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But still, I like it.
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And... will you go
to the Sweethearts Dance with me?
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Uh...
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No rush or anything.
I just don't have the best knees.
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This is really sweet, but...
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I'm sorry, Shaka.
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I just don't like you like that.
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Oh... Shaka, come on.
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Why wouldn't you check with me before
you put yourself out there like that?
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Because you would've said that I didn't
have a chance in Hades with Keisha.
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Exactly.
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And now you've robbed me
of the chance to say, "I told you so."
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Why is everything about you, Shaka?
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Tough break, Private.
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How about I furlough you
to my office for next period?
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I got a can of sardines from Desert Storm
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that I've been saving
for the right occasion.
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Sounds good,
but I'll pass on the field rations.
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Great, more for me.
Know what I do to get over a woman?
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I go into the jungle,
live off the land and wrestle a monkey.
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Nothing takes your problems away
like getting a baboon in a headlock.
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Oh!
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I like the decorative touches, Cocoa.
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Aw! Thank you.
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You know, we appreciate you letting us
add some Mozcoa flava to the house.
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Get it? "Mozcoa"?
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You know, "Moz" and "Cocoa"?
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You really have a lot of free time
on your hands, don't you?
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- Oh. Why are you two so dirty?
- We were digging through our storage unit.
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And we found a sculpture of me.
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Oh, good!
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I was afraid we lost it in the move.
It's my favorite piece.
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Me too. I'm gonna give it to M'Dear.
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What? Honey... But...
No, no, this is mine.
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- But I really want M'Dear to have it.
- No, honey, you...
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You heard the child, Cocoa.
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She really wants M'Dear to have it.
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And I know just where I wanna put it.
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Right there.
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Well, at least
we can look at it every day.
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Uh...
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Okay, but...
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- Gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme!
- Oh. Okay.
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Oh!
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I love a heavy gift.
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Oh, I know I am just gonna love...
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What in the name of Hugh Hefner is that?
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It's me inside Mommy's tummy.
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We posed 15 hours for this.
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Fifteen hours of my life
that I'll never get back.
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That and $100,000 that I...
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I'm sorry. We spent on it.
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Yeah, and we also spent
a hundred grand on that classic Ducati
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that you accidentally backed over
in a $200,000 Lamborghini.
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Y'all spent all that money,
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and you all are staying in my house?
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Way to go, Mozcoa!
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Okay, fine.
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I admit the sculpture is a little pricey.
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But it honors our last baby.
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Well, you should have had another,
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'cause this sculpture
looks nothing like you.
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- It's how the artist saw us.
- Mm.
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You know, art is all about interpretation.
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Well, he couldn't interpret you
with some clothes on?
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I think it's tasteful.
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I can't believe that part
of our parenting journey is over.
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Don't worry, Mommy.
I'll always be your baby.
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Mm.
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M'Dear picked a great spot.
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Now everybody
who comes to the house will see it.
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Yeah, everybody.
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BLM protest this Saturday. Be there.
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Oh, shoot. I can't make it.
I have a babysitting job.
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I wasn't inviting you, Becky.
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This is for the woke, not the joke.
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Attention!
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Principal Glass?
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That's right. I'm your sub for today.
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I've been given the glorious assignment
of educating you maggots.
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Mr. Dodson is on leave
'cause his wife had a baby.
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That's the same kind of defeatist attitude
as the reason why we lost Vietnam, people.
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Now, we're gonna find out
what your generation is about, literally.
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Your 23andMe DNA reports, I have them.
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Ooh, we're finally gonna find out
who's really from the motherland
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and who's just posing.
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This is so exciting.
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Like waiting on the paternity results
on Maury Povich.
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I'm... I'm 40 percent Kenyan!
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Lupita Nyong'o's Kenyan.
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Lupita could be my cousin.
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Wow.
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I'm 35 percent Ghanaian
and 28 percent Taíno Indian,
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straight from the Dominican Republic.
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La Reina Afro-Latina ta en la casa!
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- What about you, Mikayla?
- You already know.
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Black on Black on Black.
Straight out of the motherland.
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Yeah, if the motherland is Ireland.
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Ireland?
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- Your girl is magically delicious.
- Uh-uh. My girl?
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That's your girl,
French-kissing the Blarney Stone.
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I want a refund.
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It's obvious they mixed up my results.
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The only thing mixed is you,
Tupac Shamrock.
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Ooh, Mikayla...
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that's some shade you would have thrown
back when you were Black.
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Akini. My sis, what's up?
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Didn't you hear?
I'm from where you're from.
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Maryland?
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No, Kenya.
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Oh, do you know Lupita Nyong'o?
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- Yes! She's at my house right now.
- Really?
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No.
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M'Dear, why did you put our sculpture
in the dining room?
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I... I just thought
that would be a better location.
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That way, we can save looking
at your nakedness for special occasions.
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Well, why was it under the dining table?
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It... Oh! Moz!
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Boy, look at you. What are you doing here?
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I've asked myself the same question.
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Hello, people who made me. Hello, me.
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Aw!
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Ahem!
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Hujambo!
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You need to watch your mouth
in my house, young lady.
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Oh. No, M'Dear.
Hujambo means "hello" in Swahili.
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I found out I'm 40 percent Kenyan,
which means we're all Kenyan.
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You know, except you, Mazzi.
I still think you're adopted.
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You're the one who doesn't look
like anyone here, Lite-Brite.
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No one's adopted.
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And I've got the stretch marks
to prove it.
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I'm gonna go do more research.
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Hey, honey.
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Shaka, what's wrong?
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- He was all the talk at school.
- Ah! That's my boy! What were they saying?
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- I don't wanna talk about it.
- Well, I do.
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Shaka got the band and cheerleaders
to help him ask Keisha to the dance
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in front of the whole school.
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Goodness!
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In my day, you didn't have to do
all of that, you just asked.
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And if you were crushing,
maybe give her father a chicken.
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Shaka, I think what you did
was very gallant.
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Yeah, but...
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she said no!
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It's not funny!
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No, it's not.
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- Hey, you two, upstairs.
- Yeah. Not funny and not nice.
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Aw! Come here, baby.
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I can't be touched.
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I'm broken.
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Of course. I respect the sovereignty
of your personhood.
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Well, I don't. Oh, baby!
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I wanna be alone.
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All right, let's just give him some space.
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Moz, I remember your first heartbreak.
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Ooh! You just moped around behind
that little girl for weeks!
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Erika Jennings.
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We were in second grade,
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but she carried herself
like a fourth grader.
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- Oh, I remember you telling me about her.
- Mm-hmm.
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You know, I looked her up on Facebook,
and I ain't got nothing to worry about.
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Shaka?
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Hey, just so you know,
I lost my toothbrush, so I used yours.
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And it fell in the toilet...
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before I flushed it.
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Bruh, cheer up!
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You need a little Jinji Starr
in your life.
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She's too light and hopeful.
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I'm feeling more like Britney Spears
after she shaved her hair off.
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No!
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Jinji's got a great song about heartbreak
with a danceable beat.
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It's called "Heartbreak. Let's Dance!"
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♪ Heartbreak, let's dance
I think it's the end of our romance ♪
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♪ Heartbreak, let's dance
I think it's the end of our... ♪
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What does she know?
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She's rich, famous and fine.
She's never been rejected.
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Well, that's why you need
to listen to her.
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She sings for the rejects.
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Bruh, that's you!
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♪ Heartbreak, let's dance
I think it's the end of our romance ♪
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♪ Heartbreak, let's dance ♪
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- Come on, get up. Ooh.
- ♪ I think... ♪
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♪ Heartbreak. Let's da... ♪
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
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Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!
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- Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!
- Ey!
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- Ey!
- Ooh! Ooh!
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Hujambo, my Kenyan sister.
I found a recipe for coconut rice online.
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I'm good.
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Oh. Okay. Well, I mean, could you
at least just tell me if I made it right?
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Oh!
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I am... so sorry that I... that I did that.
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- I am so sorry.
- No! No problem.
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You just got it in my hair,
so it will be super easy to get out.
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I have this conditioner made from bling.
You know, that Kenyan fruit?
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Can you stop
with the whole pseudo-Kenyan act?
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It's called "blighia."
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And coconut rice is called "wali."
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Did you even bother to learn anything
about the Kikuyu, Embu, or Pokomo people?
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- Oh, actually...
- I said Pokomo, not Pokémon.
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Uh...
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No, I haven't gotten that far
in my research.
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Of course not.
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You're too worried about
your stale rice and fake dashiki.
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Your Kenya is like some fantasy land.
It's not Wakanda, okay?
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I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry. Look, I...
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I've been in Columbus for over a year,
and I still feel so out of place.
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I guess I was just excited
to feel a part of something significant.
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Maybe too excited.
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Then you know how I feel. Hmm?
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Never quite fitting in
because I have a funny name
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and a funny accent.
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00:13:32,144 --> 00:13:35,856
But being Kenyan isn't
the most interesting thing about me.
245
00:13:36,941 --> 00:13:41,529
I am also a certified doula
who has delivered 29 babies.
246
00:13:41,612 --> 00:13:43,656
Wow! That's incredible.
247
00:13:43,739 --> 00:13:46,033
I was just joking.
248
00:13:48,494 --> 00:13:50,955
Do better, Jade.
249
00:13:52,540 --> 00:13:54,708
Doula. That's funny.
250
00:13:56,585 --> 00:13:58,504
Siri, what's a doula?
251
00:14:05,594 --> 00:14:06,594
Hey, Mikayla.
252
00:14:07,513 --> 00:14:08,722
Are you okay?
253
00:14:09,348 --> 00:14:10,432
Like you care.
254
00:14:11,559 --> 00:14:15,062
In what world
is Jade McKellan Blacker than me?
255
00:14:15,145 --> 00:14:18,315
You don't even know what
the Three-fifths Compromise is.
256
00:14:18,899 --> 00:14:21,610
Of course I do.
257
00:14:23,279 --> 00:14:26,866
Siri, what's the Three-fifths Compromise?
258
00:14:26,949 --> 00:14:30,286
A racist law that counted
only three out of five slaves as people
259
00:14:30,369 --> 00:14:32,496
for the purpose of electoral votes.
260
00:14:33,122 --> 00:14:34,248
What?
261
00:14:34,331 --> 00:14:35,541
That's just horrible.
262
00:14:36,292 --> 00:14:38,002
America had issues.
263
00:14:38,085 --> 00:14:40,212
I know. Racists be trippin'.
264
00:14:47,052 --> 00:14:49,221
Y'all know I don't like to gossip,
265
00:14:49,305 --> 00:14:52,558
but it would be un-Christian of me
not to share this news.
266
00:14:52,641 --> 00:14:54,435
Now, Sister Baker,
267
00:14:54,518 --> 00:14:58,647
you know we don't do
no he-say-she-say in this house.
268
00:15:00,232 --> 00:15:01,609
So, what do you say?
269
00:15:03,402 --> 00:15:06,113
Sister Carol left Deacon Hall
for Brother John.
270
00:15:06,196 --> 00:15:07,656
Ooh!
271
00:15:07,740 --> 00:15:11,535
Oh, that gives a new definition
to the term "Holy Roller!"
272
00:15:12,995 --> 00:15:15,706
Maybe I should check on... Deacon Hall.
273
00:15:16,332 --> 00:15:17,333
Oh.
274
00:15:18,709 --> 00:15:19,709
What?
275
00:15:20,127 --> 00:15:21,754
It's the godly thing to do.
276
00:15:21,837 --> 00:15:25,549
Well, be sure you don't wear
your freakum dress to do the Lord's work.
277
00:15:26,717 --> 00:15:29,386
- Oh, Lord!
- Hey, ladies!
278
00:15:29,470 --> 00:15:32,640
- Oh! Hey, Cocoa.
- Hey, lady! How are you?
279
00:15:32,723 --> 00:15:35,851
Uh... Who covered our masterpiece?
280
00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:39,021
I did. We are in here discussing the Word.
281
00:15:40,356 --> 00:15:42,691
- Don't take...
- Oh, my Lord.
282
00:15:42,775 --> 00:15:43,817
Ooh.
283
00:15:44,818 --> 00:15:46,737
Put that back on there.
284
00:15:46,820 --> 00:15:51,033
Now, we cannot have all that vulgarity out
while we got the Bibles open.
285
00:15:51,116 --> 00:15:54,286
Eh, how is my pregnant body vulgar?
286
00:15:55,245 --> 00:16:00,292
That is between you, your God,
your husband, and your OB-GYN.
287
00:16:02,378 --> 00:16:04,088
My goodness!
288
00:16:05,172 --> 00:16:07,967
Those well-defined buttocks.
289
00:16:10,678 --> 00:16:11,678
Scandalous.
290
00:16:13,138 --> 00:16:14,640
They are right!
291
00:16:14,723 --> 00:16:16,642
That is just indecent.
292
00:16:17,226 --> 00:16:18,394
You never said that before.
293
00:16:18,477 --> 00:16:22,815
Well, I didn't wanna hurt Ami's feelings,
but I don't care nothing about yours.
294
00:16:25,609 --> 00:16:28,529
- Patty, it's time for us to go.
- Mm-hmm.
295
00:16:30,739 --> 00:16:32,324
You ladies just remember,
296
00:16:32,408 --> 00:16:35,869
whatever happens in Amelia's house
stays in Amelia's house,
297
00:16:35,953 --> 00:16:37,246
or I'm coming to your house.
298
00:16:37,329 --> 00:16:39,581
- Oh, not a problem.
- Oh, I know that. Okay.
299
00:16:41,542 --> 00:16:45,754
Cocoa... it is time
you put that false idol in your room.
300
00:16:46,380 --> 00:16:47,965
Oh, I'm happy to move it.
301
00:16:48,549 --> 00:16:49,383
Well, thanks.
302
00:16:49,466 --> 00:16:52,469
After you tell Ami
you don't want our gift.
303
00:16:54,304 --> 00:16:57,599
I can't believe you are using
my grandchild against me.
304
00:16:57,683 --> 00:16:59,476
That is low.
305
00:16:59,560 --> 00:17:01,478
I learned from the best.
306
00:17:02,146 --> 00:17:04,440
Game recognizes game.
307
00:17:10,988 --> 00:17:13,615
And then,
she told me I wasn't her type
308
00:17:13,699 --> 00:17:15,159
and started dating my best friend.
309
00:17:15,826 --> 00:17:16,702
It hurt.
310
00:17:16,785 --> 00:17:20,080
But... son, rejection is a part of life.
311
00:17:20,164 --> 00:17:22,124
It's how you deal with it
that's important.
312
00:17:22,207 --> 00:17:25,377
How about I deal with it by skipping town
till I'm buff and rich like you?
313
00:17:25,461 --> 00:17:29,131
Well, you know,
I try to keep it together.
314
00:17:29,214 --> 00:17:32,092
- You know, 300 push-ups a day...
- Not about you, Moz.
315
00:17:32,176 --> 00:17:33,385
Right.
316
00:17:35,304 --> 00:17:36,304
Look...
317
00:17:36,805 --> 00:17:39,308
Shaka, just because
you lose the preseason game,
318
00:17:39,391 --> 00:17:41,518
it doesn't mean you won't make it
to the Super Bowl.
319
00:17:42,686 --> 00:17:45,326
Take the glasses off, son.
I'm sure everybody's forgotten about it.
320
00:17:50,861 --> 00:17:53,030
See? Doesn't it feel good to stand proud?
321
00:18:02,122 --> 00:18:03,624
Oh, no!
322
00:18:03,707 --> 00:18:04,541
Look.
323
00:18:04,625 --> 00:18:06,305
♪ I just, I just, I just don't like you ♪
324
00:18:06,376 --> 00:18:08,670
♪ I just, I just
I just don't like you like that ♪
325
00:18:08,754 --> 00:18:11,799
♪ I just don't like you like that
I just don't, I just don't ♪
326
00:18:11,882 --> 00:18:14,134
♪ Sorry... Sorry, Shaka... Shaka ♪
327
00:18:15,219 --> 00:18:16,595
Okay.
328
00:18:16,678 --> 00:18:19,556
Put your glasses on...
Let's get out of here.
329
00:18:20,516 --> 00:18:23,060
Hurry up! Hurry up!
Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!
330
00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:49,253
No!
331
00:18:55,843 --> 00:18:57,636
Ow! Ooh!
332
00:18:57,719 --> 00:19:00,389
Jesus!
333
00:19:04,309 --> 00:19:07,146
And that's why traditional Irish dance is...
334
00:19:07,813 --> 00:19:09,231
important to the culture.
335
00:19:17,489 --> 00:19:19,616
All right. Um...
336
00:19:19,700 --> 00:19:21,201
Yeah, thank... thank you, Mikayla.
337
00:19:21,285 --> 00:19:22,286
That was, uh...
338
00:19:23,453 --> 00:19:24,580
what it was.
339
00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:28,458
Up next, Jade.
340
00:19:37,009 --> 00:19:39,678
Good afternoon, people of the world.
341
00:19:39,761 --> 00:19:42,890
Oh, take me now, Lord.
342
00:19:44,850 --> 00:19:47,102
There are 30 different
ethnic groups in Kenya,
343
00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:49,146
but they all consider themselves Kenyan,
344
00:19:49,229 --> 00:19:53,442
just like how our ancestors came from
different places, but we're all American.
345
00:19:54,651 --> 00:20:00,032
Even now, people will try and use race
and religion and class to divide us,
346
00:20:00,574 --> 00:20:02,784
but we must pull together,
347
00:20:02,868 --> 00:20:04,328
which in Kiswahili
348
00:20:04,411 --> 00:20:06,622
is "harambee."
349
00:20:06,705 --> 00:20:08,999
Okay.
350
00:20:09,499 --> 00:20:11,752
Maybe you can be invited to the cookout.
351
00:20:12,669 --> 00:20:16,006
Mikayla... no one should make fun
of your heritage.
352
00:20:16,590 --> 00:20:18,217
I mean, don't y'all forget,
353
00:20:18,300 --> 00:20:20,969
all African-Americans come
from mixed ancestry.
354
00:20:23,096 --> 00:20:26,183
And I also learned
from my background research
355
00:20:26,266 --> 00:20:28,435
that being different is our strength.
356
00:20:29,436 --> 00:20:31,271
Let's lean into that.
357
00:20:31,355 --> 00:20:32,606
Yeah!
358
00:20:32,689 --> 00:20:34,524
- Thank you.
- Whoo!
359
00:20:36,652 --> 00:20:38,695
Great presentation, Private.
360
00:20:39,279 --> 00:20:41,698
You know,
being a teacher's a thankless job,
361
00:20:41,782 --> 00:20:44,201
but when you have smart and dedicated...
362
00:20:44,284 --> 00:20:46,620
I'm out. Good luck to you guys.
363
00:20:46,703 --> 00:20:48,580
Hut!
364
00:20:54,753 --> 00:20:57,172
Shaka!
Everyone is talking about you again!
365
00:20:57,256 --> 00:20:59,383
Again? They never stopped.
366
00:20:59,967 --> 00:21:02,803
Dude! You are, like,
the luckiest guy in the world.
367
00:21:03,387 --> 00:21:05,847
What are you talking about? My life sucks.
368
00:21:05,931 --> 00:21:07,808
Everyone in town knows
that I was rejected.
369
00:21:07,891 --> 00:21:11,895
And now everyone in the world knows
that Jinji Starr thinks you're cute!
370
00:21:13,146 --> 00:21:14,146
What?
371
00:21:16,858 --> 00:21:17,901
Hi, Shaka!
372
00:21:17,985 --> 00:21:20,279
Your invite to the Sweethearts Dance
373
00:21:20,362 --> 00:21:21,822
was epic!
374
00:21:21,905 --> 00:21:24,700
I know it may not have turned out
the way you wanted it to,
375
00:21:24,783 --> 00:21:27,661
but, hopefully, her loss is my gain.
376
00:21:28,287 --> 00:21:30,289
Will you go
to the Sweethearts Dance with me?
377
00:21:31,832 --> 00:21:34,501
And if you're gonna say no,
please DM me privately.
378
00:21:35,002 --> 00:21:36,503
Wow!
379
00:21:36,586 --> 00:21:38,839
Bruh... this is huge!
380
00:21:38,922 --> 00:21:40,173
I know.
381
00:21:41,383 --> 00:21:43,260
Dude, where are you going?
382
00:21:43,343 --> 00:21:47,306
To make sure big-head Keisha knows
that Jinji Starr thinks I'm cute.
383
00:21:48,223 --> 00:21:51,351
Hey, Principal Glass!
Jinji Starr thinks I'm cute!
384
00:21:54,354 --> 00:21:56,148
Y'all ready? Here I come.
385
00:22:00,027 --> 00:22:03,030
Ooh!
386
00:22:03,113 --> 00:22:08,160
Honey, you look devastatingly handsome.
387
00:22:08,243 --> 00:22:10,787
Are you sure?
'Cause there's still time to change.
388
00:22:13,290 --> 00:22:16,710
Oh. Right.
Doesn't matter what I wear.
389
00:22:16,793 --> 00:22:18,795
Jinji Starr thinks I'm cute.
390
00:22:19,338 --> 00:22:22,591
Okay, I told Deon to meet us
at the dance, since, you know,
391
00:22:22,674 --> 00:22:25,177
I'm planning on going
with you and Jinji in her limo.
392
00:22:25,260 --> 00:22:27,179
I think you need to come up with
some new plan.
393
00:22:29,389 --> 00:22:32,601
Bro, you know I love her.
I gotta get at least one picture.
394
00:22:33,185 --> 00:22:35,228
One, for all of you.
395
00:22:35,312 --> 00:22:38,565
Jinji and I don't want to be bothered
by groupies all night.
396
00:22:38,648 --> 00:22:41,902
Well, I hate to tell you this,
but if you don't get me a selfie...
397
00:22:41,985 --> 00:22:44,071
I'm embarrassing you bad.
398
00:22:46,490 --> 00:22:48,533
You, M'Dear, are always the exception.
399
00:22:48,617 --> 00:22:50,202
Oh, thank you, baby.
400
00:22:50,285 --> 00:22:51,495
The limo's here!
401
00:22:52,621 --> 00:22:54,456
The door is opening.
402
00:22:54,539 --> 00:22:55,539
Jinji's getting out.
403
00:22:56,625 --> 00:22:58,425
Jinji's on the porch.
404
00:22:59,044 --> 00:23:00,170
Jinji's knocking!
405
00:23:00,253 --> 00:23:02,964
All right. Everyone, calm down.
406
00:23:03,048 --> 00:23:06,009
Jinji is a normal person,
just like the rest of us.
407
00:23:07,636 --> 00:23:08,887
What up?
408
00:23:08,970 --> 00:23:10,472
Got mine.
409
00:23:10,972 --> 00:23:12,224
- Hi. I'm Jinji.
- Hi.
410
00:23:12,307 --> 00:23:16,144
Hi. I am so sorry.
My husband's so embarrassing.
411
00:23:16,228 --> 00:23:19,439
- Wow! Your teeth are incredibly white.
- Oh, thank you!
412
00:23:19,523 --> 00:23:20,523
Ooh.
413
00:23:23,485 --> 00:23:24,694
Hi, Jinji.
414
00:23:24,778 --> 00:23:27,239
Let me apologize
for these people who I'm related to.
415
00:23:28,740 --> 00:23:30,051
- I love you.
- Oh.
416
00:23:30,075 --> 00:23:30,992
Oh, honey...
417
00:23:31,076 --> 00:23:34,538
- All right, we're done. We're good.
- Just get out.
418
00:23:34,621 --> 00:23:35,539
We're good.
419
00:23:35,622 --> 00:23:37,290
All right. Okay.
420
00:23:37,374 --> 00:23:40,252
- Say, uh, "TikTok don't stop!"
- Okay.
421
00:23:40,335 --> 00:23:42,379
- TikTok don't stop!
- TikTok don't stop!
422
00:23:44,131 --> 00:23:46,716
Ooh, my... my eye looks weird.
Let's just retake that.
423
00:23:46,800 --> 00:23:49,469
Oh, baby, that's just the way you made.
424
00:23:50,554 --> 00:23:51,721
- Hi.
- Hi.
425
00:23:51,805 --> 00:23:55,809
I'm M'Dear.
And Shaka said you love this dulce le...
426
00:23:55,892 --> 00:23:58,228
Uh, uh... She means dulce de leche.
427
00:23:58,311 --> 00:23:59,312
Mm.
428
00:24:00,522 --> 00:24:01,522
Mm!
429
00:24:02,357 --> 00:24:03,275
I do!
430
00:24:03,358 --> 00:24:05,861
And I thought my abuela made the best.
431
00:24:05,944 --> 00:24:09,531
- Don't tell her I said that.
- Oh, no, I would never do that.
432
00:24:09,614 --> 00:24:13,702
But this would be a great story
to share on Kimmel.
433
00:24:15,579 --> 00:24:18,748
What an amazing sculpture!
434
00:24:18,832 --> 00:24:20,292
It's me inside Mommy's tummy.
435
00:24:20,375 --> 00:24:21,375
Aw!
436
00:24:24,963 --> 00:24:26,423
Oh, my gosh!
437
00:24:26,506 --> 00:24:29,926
- My sculpture!
- I didn't even touch it! I'm so sorry!
438
00:24:30,010 --> 00:24:31,303
Oh, it's okay!
439
00:24:31,386 --> 00:24:35,974
I mean, this global warming mess...
It's shaking up everything.
440
00:24:36,057 --> 00:24:38,643
First, the ice caps, now this. Ooh!
441
00:24:51,948 --> 00:24:55,118
Jinji, thanks again for taking pity
and going to the dance with me.
442
00:24:55,202 --> 00:24:56,912
No, no pity, Shaka.
443
00:24:56,995 --> 00:24:57,996
You're a great guy.
444
00:24:58,663 --> 00:25:00,165
I had a really good time tonight.
445
00:25:00,999 --> 00:25:04,336
Psst! This is it!
Shaka's first kiss! Come on! Come on!
446
00:25:07,422 --> 00:25:09,799
Well, thanks for doing all this.
447
00:25:09,883 --> 00:25:12,469
- Hope we can keep in touch.
- Yeah, of course.
448
00:25:12,552 --> 00:25:14,054
Oh, I can't watch!
449
00:25:14,137 --> 00:25:15,347
Moz, grab the camera.
450
00:25:15,430 --> 00:25:17,807
- You get it! I don't wanna miss this.
- No!
451
00:25:23,146 --> 00:25:24,898
Jinji, you want some more "dula" leche?
452
00:25:24,981 --> 00:25:27,067
Yes, please, M'Dear!
453
00:25:30,278 --> 00:25:33,698
Man, why would she want dulce de leche
when she got this chocolate right here?
454
00:26:32,549 --> 00:26:34,426
Diva out.
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