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Family Reunion was filmed
in front of a live studio audience.
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What do you think?
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It's nice.
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Nice is how you describe penmanship.
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Or ugly boys. Oh!
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It's just hard to get excited about
my party, knowing Royale can't come.
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Since your parents took you off punishment
for sneaking out to see him,
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you've been very well behaved.
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Or... have you been creeping
behind their backs and ours?
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Spill, girl, spill!
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No!
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Then the least they can do
is let Royale come at the party.
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Have you met my parents?
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It's your 15th birthday.
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Yeah, and I'm trying to make it to 16.
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My dad said the next time I see Royale
will be when I graduate.
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That's in four years.
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Or five.
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I'm not judging. Get a tutor.
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Cheer up. You're the star of the party.
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I wish I could just blend into the crowd
and disappear.
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That... That's actually a brilliant idea.
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- What do you mean?
- I mean,
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why don't you have a masquerade party?
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That way, everyone will wear masks
and no-one will know who's who.
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Or who's there to see you.
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Who?
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Royale!
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Oh!
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You do need a tutor.
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Yeah, but she's still cute.
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This is true.
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Uh...
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Are those new clubs?
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They sure are.
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Got them monogrammed in 24 carat.
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Well, didn't you just buy clubs last year?
What was wrong with them?
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They had dirt on them.
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What?
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I know you're not talking.
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How much were those
two-carat diamond earrings?
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Well, I bought them
with your travel miles credit card
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and, one more pair, we can go to Hawaii.
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You're welcome!
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You're such a giver.
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I'll have you know that these earrings
are an investment that will grow in value.
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Who told you that? The store clerk?
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Yes.
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- Hey, Dad.
- Hey, baby.
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Woo! I think we cleaned out
every store in Atlanta.
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Oh, I see someone's finally excited
about their party.
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Oh well, holding your credit card
always cheers me up.
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It puts me in a good mood too!
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Uh...
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I'm not saying y'all are gold diggers,
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- but y'all ain't messing with no broke...
- Ah-ah!
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Not in my house!
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But we did have a little trouble
with your credit card at the party store.
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What kind of trouble?
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Oop!
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What happened?
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They just said the card was frozen.
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Okay, but did Edward Scissorhands
have to slice it up like that?
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Good thing I got my shoes first.
And this watch.
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Oh, you sure are a good son.
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I hope it was on sale.
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- I don't know.
- Oh...
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Moz, how could our account be frozen?
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I don't know. I'll call Marcellus
and see what's up.
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Who's Marcellus?
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Our new money manager.
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Phew! Pfft! Money manager!
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The only thing I need managing money
is the Bank of Cleavage.
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Hm! And...
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it's black-owned. Okurr!
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Oooh!
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Oh! Catch, Shaka!
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Why is he here?
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It's Elvis.
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He's always here.
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Yeah. But that was before he sold me out
to Jade.
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Oh, come on, Shaka.
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Let's let bygones be bygones.
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Okay.
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Bye.
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Begone.
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That's not very nice.
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Good.
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'Cause that was exactly
what I was going for.
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Come on!
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He only took Jade's side
because he likes her.
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Yeah, man. I'm a sucker for love.
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No. You're just a sucker.
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And you're not a real friend.
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I'll, uh, see you around, Mazzi.
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No, you don't have to go, Elvis.
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You're a traitor too.
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How am I a traitor?
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You and Elvis have beef.
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Not me and Elvis.
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We're brothers.
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If I have beef with someone,
then you have beef with them too.
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See, it's that game mentality like that
that holds us down.
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Elevate, my brother!
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Elevate!
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I'm not trying to scare you,
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but life as you know it is over.
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What?
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Stop it, man. You're scaring Cocoa.
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How bad is it?
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Let's just say you might have to go
from fillet mignon to Filet-O-Fish.
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Look, you have four mortgages...
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No, no, no, no. We have three.
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The house in Seattle, the beach house
and the ski chalet. What's the fourth?
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Mmm, you know what?
It's not even worth talking about.
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Excuse me?
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What are you hiding?
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Is there an outside family
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that I don't know about?
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Is there?
Because you could use the write-off.
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Okay, I should probably talk about it.
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It's actually an inside family...
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Daniel.
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We're paying your brother's mortgage?
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You know how he needed help
getting the money to buy his condo?
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Yeah.
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Well, let's just say he's got both kidneys
because of me.
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How much did you pay?
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Uh...
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all of it?
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Listen, all is not lost, okay?
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I just need a little bit of time
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to figure out a new financial plan
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for you and your family.
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Until then, the both of you
have to buckle down a bit.
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- Huh?
- Understood.
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Got it.
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All right.
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Well, I will see you guys
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at the party that you can't afford.
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Uh, are you gonna bring the kids?
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- That depends.
- On what?
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On whether or not
they hear me sneaking out.
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Who was that?
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Our financial adviser.
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What did he advise you about?
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Did it have anything
to do with cutting up that credit card?
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All right, I love you, M'Dear,
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but some things need to stay
between a husband and wife.
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Excuse me?
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But it sounds like you telling me,
in a nice way,
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to mind my own business.
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I would never say that to you.
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Cocoa?
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Mind your business.
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Oh?
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Oh!
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What are you doing here?
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Well, I was in a tree
and I decided to stop by.
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You didn't answer my last text.
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I don't want to be a slave to technology.
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Your phone died.
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Yeah.
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I have some great news.
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I just got a paid gig in Atlanta
for this Sunday.
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Oh, my God, that's amazing!
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But you can't leave until after my party.
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What, your parents stopped tripping?
I'm invited?
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No, but I decided
I'm gonna have a masquerade party.
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Everyone will be wearing masks
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and, if you wear this...
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my parents won't know you're there.
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No can do, Jade.
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Why not?
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We won't get caught.
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It's not about getting caught.
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I'm a man of principle.
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Can't you have principles after my party?
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It's not how it works.
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I'm sorry.
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Happy birthday.
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Thanks.
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Oh!
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Oh, my...
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Just kidding!
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Goodbye.
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Ah!
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Looks, brains and bakes.
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I'm a catch.
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Oh, Mazzi.
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I'm home.
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What's up, Mazzi?
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Braylan.
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When did you get out?
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Funny.
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Your jokes are as bad as your hoop game.
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Oh, you mean the game
that my grandma and I beat you at?
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Oh! That's right!
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I forgot you two knew each other.
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Oh, you made cookies!
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Want one, Braylan?
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He can't have any of my cookies.
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These are for family.
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Well, I'm family.
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Here you go, bro.
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I know what you're doing, Shaka.
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What?
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Just because you don't get along
with Braylan
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doesn't mean I can't be friends with him.
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Yes, it does.
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No, it doesn't.
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Yes, it does!
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No, it doesn't!
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You guys are weird.
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Hoops tomorrow, buddy?
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Sure.
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After all,
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you are my best friend.
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You know you're wrong for that.
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Braylan's not really your friend.
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He is today.
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You just did this to mess with me.
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If I wanted to mess with you, I'd do this.
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Cut it out!
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- Anybody wants to fight up in here...
- Boys!
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You don't want none of this smoke!
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In order to save money,
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I did my own laundry.
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What do you think?
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I think somebody made Hulk angry.
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Very angry.
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But...
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I'm not mad at it.
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Well, what's with that bandage
on your eye?
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Did you try to make grits again?
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Ugh! No!
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I am doing my part to save money
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by waxing my own eyebrows.
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Are you sure that's a good idea?
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Honey, it's fine!
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I saw it on a YouTube tutorial.
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I let it sit for five minutes
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and now it's time to...
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Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! My eye!
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- My eye!
- All right.
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Let me see, let me see.
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How bad is it?
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It... It's hardly noticeable.
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- Well, that's a relief.
- Mmhm.
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Because it hurt like I...
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ripped it off!
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Honey...
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my eyebrow is gone!
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Mommy, where are you?
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Oh, shoot! Uh, quick!
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Put these on.
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- You don't want to scare the kids!
- Okay!
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Mm.
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Uh, come in!
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We have to cancel my party.
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What? Why?
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I won't have fun since Royale can't come.
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What? That's why you want to cancel?
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That's how important he is to me.
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Ami, do me a favor.
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Stay eight.
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- Hm. Works for me.
- All right, you know what?
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Fine, Jade. We'll cancel the party.
It'll save us some money.
269
00:12:34,420 --> 00:12:36,300
And lose all the money
we've already spent?
270
00:12:36,380 --> 00:12:37,550
I think not!
271
00:12:37,631 --> 00:12:39,381
You can't force me to have a party.
272
00:12:39,467 --> 00:12:41,007
Oh, yes, we can.
273
00:12:41,719 --> 00:12:44,099
We're gonna have this party without Royale
274
00:12:44,221 --> 00:12:46,021
and it's gonna be off the chain.
275
00:12:48,225 --> 00:12:49,055
Hm?
276
00:12:49,143 --> 00:12:51,353
The bomb dot com. Mm.
277
00:12:52,605 --> 00:12:53,765
Try "lit," Daddy.
278
00:12:54,482 --> 00:12:55,482
Lit, daddy.
279
00:12:57,651 --> 00:12:58,821
- Mmhm.
- Ugh!
280
00:13:04,825 --> 00:13:06,985
If it were my party,
I'd be really grateful.
281
00:13:07,328 --> 00:13:08,328
Think about it.
282
00:13:12,750 --> 00:13:13,830
Really, Moz?
283
00:13:13,918 --> 00:13:15,748
Jade just gave us an out.
284
00:13:15,836 --> 00:13:17,916
This party is getting very expensive!
285
00:13:18,005 --> 00:13:21,085
Cocoa, my baby girl only turns 15 once.
286
00:13:21,217 --> 00:13:22,087
What do you want?
287
00:13:22,176 --> 00:13:23,676
You think I don't know...
288
00:13:24,637 --> 00:13:26,467
Is everything okay in here?
289
00:13:27,014 --> 00:13:28,014
We're fine, M'Dear.
290
00:13:28,307 --> 00:13:30,727
Well, it sounds to me
like y'all are arguing.
291
00:13:31,185 --> 00:13:33,015
And you have small children.
292
00:13:33,437 --> 00:13:36,267
So you're gonna need to work through
whatever Cocoa did.
293
00:13:38,776 --> 00:13:40,186
Look, we are not arguing.
294
00:13:40,277 --> 00:13:41,277
- We're all good.
- Yeah.
295
00:13:41,362 --> 00:13:42,202
- See?
- Oh, yeah.
296
00:13:42,279 --> 00:13:43,109
Mwah!
297
00:13:43,197 --> 00:13:44,197
- All good.
- Yeah.
298
00:13:47,201 --> 00:13:48,041
Okay.
299
00:13:48,118 --> 00:13:49,118
- Okay.
- Yeah.
300
00:13:57,920 --> 00:13:58,750
All right.
301
00:13:58,838 --> 00:14:00,258
- All right.
- Yeah. Yup. Bye.
302
00:14:03,342 --> 00:14:06,342
- Now you've got your mom concerned.
- We just need to get on the same page.
303
00:14:07,930 --> 00:14:09,430
Oh!
304
00:14:11,684 --> 00:14:13,644
M'Dear, were you eavesdropping?
305
00:14:13,727 --> 00:14:15,557
Oh! Where am I?
306
00:14:16,146 --> 00:14:17,766
You know I'm getting old.
307
00:14:17,857 --> 00:14:19,777
I think I got a touch of that dement...
308
00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:21,569
Dement... Oh, shoot!
309
00:14:21,652 --> 00:14:24,452
I forgot how to say the word "dementia"!
310
00:14:27,032 --> 00:14:28,202
Oh!
311
00:14:29,034 --> 00:14:32,374
I see you're doing something different
with your eyebrows.
312
00:14:33,247 --> 00:14:34,247
Yeah.
313
00:14:34,456 --> 00:14:35,576
I like it.
314
00:14:36,166 --> 00:14:38,746
It distracts from that hair
growing at the bottom of your chin.
315
00:15:01,525 --> 00:15:02,355
Ah!
316
00:15:02,443 --> 00:15:04,193
This is not the face of a girl
317
00:15:04,278 --> 00:15:07,358
who's hosting the hottest soiree
of the 21st,
318
00:15:07,448 --> 00:15:09,578
with help from your fab friends,
of course.
319
00:15:09,658 --> 00:15:10,778
I know that's right.
320
00:15:10,868 --> 00:15:14,408
This party is way better than
that lame party we went to last month.
321
00:15:14,914 --> 00:15:16,834
Uh, that was my party.
322
00:15:19,043 --> 00:15:20,463
And everybody loved it.
323
00:15:20,961 --> 00:15:21,961
Did they?
324
00:15:28,052 --> 00:15:29,052
Jade!
325
00:15:29,261 --> 00:15:31,761
We have something
that's gonna blow your mind.
326
00:15:31,847 --> 00:15:34,307
Special delivery from...
327
00:15:34,391 --> 00:15:35,601
Seattle.
328
00:15:35,684 --> 00:15:37,104
Surprise!
329
00:15:37,186 --> 00:15:39,016
Oh, my God! Astrid and Zach!
330
00:15:39,104 --> 00:15:40,194
I've missed you so much!
331
00:15:40,272 --> 00:15:42,782
Oh, it's so good to see you guys!
332
00:15:42,858 --> 00:15:43,858
How did you get...
333
00:15:43,901 --> 00:15:45,821
- Your parents flew us here.
- First class.
334
00:15:45,903 --> 00:15:46,903
First class?
335
00:15:47,321 --> 00:15:49,031
We bought those tickets when we had money.
336
00:15:49,114 --> 00:15:50,394
Well, they're hitch-hiking home.
337
00:15:52,534 --> 00:15:54,754
Oh, uh, did you guys meet
Carson Lueders yet?
338
00:15:54,828 --> 00:15:55,828
Okay.
339
00:15:59,625 --> 00:16:02,085
- Hi.
- Jade, this party is sick.
340
00:16:02,169 --> 00:16:03,919
It's gonna be all over my story.
341
00:16:04,004 --> 00:16:06,054
Oh, my party's gonna go viral!
342
00:16:07,174 --> 00:16:09,554
I want you to meet two of my closest
friends from Seattle,
343
00:16:09,635 --> 00:16:10,965
Astrid and Zach.
344
00:16:11,053 --> 00:16:12,813
Astrid and Zach, I want you to meet
345
00:16:12,888 --> 00:16:15,558
over 3.5 million of my closest friends.
346
00:16:15,641 --> 00:16:16,641
I'm live.
347
00:16:17,017 --> 00:16:17,847
Hi!
348
00:16:17,935 --> 00:16:19,725
- Hey, what's up?
- It's so cool.
349
00:16:20,229 --> 00:16:22,649
So you sprung to get Carson Lueders?
350
00:16:22,731 --> 00:16:24,981
Yeah, he's a big influencer
and the kids love him.
351
00:16:25,484 --> 00:16:27,154
He must have cost a fortune.
352
00:16:27,236 --> 00:16:28,236
Not really.
353
00:16:29,238 --> 00:16:31,118
- On the Kardashian scale...
- Mmhm.
354
00:16:31,198 --> 00:16:34,328
Are we talking Kylie or Rob?
355
00:16:37,413 --> 00:16:38,253
Khloe.
356
00:16:38,330 --> 00:16:39,330
Ugh!
357
00:16:40,499 --> 00:16:43,629
Wait a minute.
Somebody left a full glass of punch?
358
00:16:45,504 --> 00:16:46,504
Hey!
359
00:16:46,839 --> 00:16:49,299
Punch doesn't grow on trees, people!
360
00:16:50,175 --> 00:16:51,175
Carry on.
361
00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:55,680
Moz!
362
00:16:57,099 --> 00:16:58,099
Nobody drank it!
363
00:16:59,101 --> 00:17:01,561
It's so good to see you guys.
Thank you, guys, for coming.
364
00:17:03,856 --> 00:17:06,726
- Oh, I love those shoes.
- They hurt like heck.
365
00:17:07,401 --> 00:17:08,401
- Royale?
- Shh!
366
00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:11,715
You can't tell everyone I'm here
or my disguise is kind of pointless.
367
00:17:11,739 --> 00:17:12,779
Oh!
368
00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:16,083
Hey, they're playing our song.
369
00:17:16,702 --> 00:17:17,702
We have a song?
370
00:17:18,370 --> 00:17:19,370
We do now.
371
00:17:26,086 --> 00:17:27,586
I'm so glad you could make it.
372
00:17:28,464 --> 00:17:30,344
I thought you'd be halfway
to Atlanta by now.
373
00:17:30,424 --> 00:17:31,934
I'm leaving soon, but...
374
00:17:32,301 --> 00:17:34,981
I wanted to stop by because I know
how much this night means to you.
375
00:17:36,513 --> 00:17:38,563
Oh! That's Royale.
376
00:17:38,724 --> 00:17:39,564
Oh?
377
00:17:39,641 --> 00:17:40,811
Sure is.
378
00:17:41,727 --> 00:17:43,647
Thank you for bending your principles
for me.
379
00:17:44,104 --> 00:17:45,524
You don't have to thank me.
380
00:17:46,440 --> 00:17:47,440
I love you.
381
00:17:48,692 --> 00:17:49,692
I love you, too.
382
00:17:51,820 --> 00:17:55,910
So remember you told Jade
to stop being so boy crazy?
383
00:17:56,116 --> 00:17:57,116
Yeah.
384
00:17:57,743 --> 00:18:00,253
- Well, now she's girl crazy.
- What?
385
00:18:03,540 --> 00:18:04,540
That's no girl.
386
00:18:05,209 --> 00:18:06,209
Huh?
387
00:18:08,170 --> 00:18:10,050
All right, all right, all right,
all right.
388
00:18:11,673 --> 00:18:13,183
Royale?
389
00:18:13,258 --> 00:18:15,638
While this is an improvement
over your crop top,
390
00:18:15,719 --> 00:18:17,219
I'm still throwing you out.
391
00:18:17,930 --> 00:18:18,930
Jade!
392
00:18:19,306 --> 00:18:21,766
I cannot believe
you would disobey us like this.
393
00:18:21,850 --> 00:18:23,650
- All right, time for you to go.
- But, Dad...
394
00:18:23,727 --> 00:18:25,437
No buts. I told you I don't want him here.
395
00:18:25,521 --> 00:18:26,601
What about what Jade wants?
396
00:18:26,647 --> 00:18:27,897
Look, I've had enough of you.
397
00:18:27,981 --> 00:18:30,781
Now you're gonna leave,
the easy way or the hard way.
398
00:18:30,859 --> 00:18:32,239
I'm not telling you again.
399
00:18:34,154 --> 00:18:35,154
Fine!
400
00:18:37,991 --> 00:18:39,701
Royale! Royale!
401
00:18:40,244 --> 00:18:41,754
Oh, Dad, please don't do this!
402
00:18:41,829 --> 00:18:43,079
- You're ruining my party.
- No.
403
00:18:43,163 --> 00:18:45,543
- You ruined this party yourself.
- Mm-hmm.
404
00:18:53,549 --> 00:18:54,719
What's going on over there?
405
00:19:45,976 --> 00:19:49,476
[guests cheering,
406
00:19:54,318 --> 00:19:55,738
That was nice, Mazzi!
407
00:19:55,819 --> 00:19:58,069
Yeah, yeah. You saw me, you saw me,
you saw me.
408
00:19:59,865 --> 00:20:00,695
Elvis...
409
00:20:00,782 --> 00:20:03,242
I couldn't tell if you were dancing
or having a seizure.
410
00:20:03,327 --> 00:20:04,697
Oh!
411
00:20:05,329 --> 00:20:06,659
I'm just light on my feet.
412
00:20:07,539 --> 00:20:09,079
You can't even see your feet.
413
00:20:09,666 --> 00:20:11,206
Hey, Braylan, leave him alone.
414
00:20:11,835 --> 00:20:12,665
Oh!
415
00:20:12,753 --> 00:20:15,093
Elvis's girlfriend is sticking up for him!
416
00:20:15,631 --> 00:20:16,721
What losers!
417
00:20:16,798 --> 00:20:17,798
Right, Shaka?
418
00:20:19,635 --> 00:20:20,715
Not funny, bro.
419
00:20:21,803 --> 00:20:22,803
What?
420
00:20:22,930 --> 00:20:24,640
You say worse things all the time.
421
00:20:24,723 --> 00:20:25,893
Yeah.
422
00:20:25,974 --> 00:20:27,644
But these are my brothers.
423
00:20:27,726 --> 00:20:29,306
I can call them names.
424
00:20:29,645 --> 00:20:30,645
You can't.
425
00:20:31,396 --> 00:20:32,606
It's time for you to go.
426
00:20:33,649 --> 00:20:34,649
Really?
427
00:20:35,025 --> 00:20:36,485
Who's gonna make me leave?
428
00:20:37,527 --> 00:20:38,527
I will.
429
00:20:39,154 --> 00:20:40,164
No.
430
00:20:43,367 --> 00:20:44,367
I will.
431
00:20:46,828 --> 00:20:47,908
And I will...
432
00:20:49,498 --> 00:20:50,788
hold Mazzi's jacket.
433
00:20:55,087 --> 00:20:57,757
Man, I don't have time for a bunch
of lames.
434
00:20:57,839 --> 00:20:58,839
I'm outta here.
435
00:21:00,300 --> 00:21:01,550
I'm glad he's gone.
436
00:21:03,762 --> 00:21:06,102
Shaka, did you mean it
when you called me your brother?
437
00:21:06,598 --> 00:21:07,598
Yeah.
438
00:21:07,891 --> 00:21:08,891
Sorry for tripping.
439
00:21:10,143 --> 00:21:11,983
And I'm sorry for selling you out
for love.
440
00:21:12,479 --> 00:21:13,689
I'll never do it again.
441
00:21:15,482 --> 00:21:16,482
So...
442
00:21:16,900 --> 00:21:17,900
we're good?
443
00:21:18,527 --> 00:21:19,607
We're more than good.
444
00:21:20,445 --> 00:21:21,445
We're family.
445
00:21:22,322 --> 00:21:23,952
And family looks out for each other.
446
00:21:27,995 --> 00:21:31,665
Now, let's go stick our fingers
in Jade's cake before she cuts it.
447
00:21:31,748 --> 00:21:32,868
You read my mind.
448
00:21:32,958 --> 00:21:34,708
They're coming for your cake, Jade!
449
00:21:38,297 --> 00:21:39,627
Sorry.
450
00:21:39,715 --> 00:21:41,125
Old habits die hard.
451
00:21:48,849 --> 00:21:51,269
I have to say, we did this.
452
00:21:51,852 --> 00:21:53,312
If this is gonna be our last party,
453
00:21:53,395 --> 00:21:55,555
- the McKellans are going out with a bang.
- Mm.
454
00:21:56,606 --> 00:21:58,276
Hey, Marcellus, you made it.
455
00:21:59,359 --> 00:22:01,239
- Where are the kids?
- Oh, they're right there.
456
00:22:03,697 --> 00:22:05,947
Are they putting sliders in their pockets?
457
00:22:06,450 --> 00:22:07,450
Hey!
458
00:22:07,784 --> 00:22:10,374
What did I tell you guys
about taking people's food?
459
00:22:10,495 --> 00:22:11,495
Huh?
460
00:22:11,788 --> 00:22:14,208
Always bring your baggies!
461
00:22:16,752 --> 00:22:17,752
Okay.
462
00:22:18,879 --> 00:22:20,799
What? Don't judge me.
463
00:22:21,173 --> 00:22:23,013
This is why we're not broke.
464
00:22:24,760 --> 00:22:26,800
- Well, neither are we.
- Mmm.
465
00:22:26,887 --> 00:22:30,887
Yeah, about that, uh, come on over here.
466
00:22:30,974 --> 00:22:33,984
I usually don't like talking business
at parties,
467
00:22:34,061 --> 00:22:36,861
but you guys' finances
are worse than I thought.
468
00:22:37,856 --> 00:22:39,066
How bad are they?
469
00:22:39,149 --> 00:22:43,069
Let's just say you need to be putting
these sliders away for a rainy day.
470
00:22:44,321 --> 00:22:45,361
But not this one.
471
00:22:46,656 --> 00:22:47,486
Wait a minute.
472
00:22:47,574 --> 00:22:48,704
M'Dear, we see you.
473
00:22:49,451 --> 00:22:50,871
How did you know it was me?
474
00:22:51,953 --> 00:22:53,543
Your mask is a church fan.
475
00:22:53,622 --> 00:22:54,712
Oh!
476
00:22:55,499 --> 00:22:57,709
It was last minute. Don't mind me.
477
00:22:58,210 --> 00:22:59,210
Carry on.
478
00:23:04,216 --> 00:23:06,676
It's fine.
You're gonna find out sooner or later.
479
00:23:08,470 --> 00:23:09,680
Are we broke?
480
00:23:09,763 --> 00:23:11,723
Broke is a strong word.
481
00:23:12,599 --> 00:23:14,729
Accurate, but strong.
482
00:23:16,395 --> 00:23:17,895
That's impossible.
483
00:23:18,063 --> 00:23:20,943
Moz made millions during his career.
484
00:23:21,024 --> 00:23:25,404
Yes, but unfortunately,
the problems started a long time ago, huh?
485
00:23:25,821 --> 00:23:28,531
Bad investments, the vacation homes,
486
00:23:28,615 --> 00:23:29,825
the cars as gifts.
487
00:23:30,534 --> 00:23:34,584
In the last year, you guys spent more
on entertainment than most people make.
488
00:23:35,205 --> 00:23:38,075
That lifestyle is impossible to sustain.
489
00:23:38,417 --> 00:23:39,957
This cannot be happening.
490
00:23:40,460 --> 00:23:41,860
How could we have been so careless?
491
00:23:41,920 --> 00:23:44,550
You know, this is more common
than you think.
492
00:23:44,631 --> 00:23:48,971
The average NFL player is broke
three years after retirement.
493
00:23:49,052 --> 00:23:51,012
But I've only been retired
for nine months.
494
00:23:51,096 --> 00:23:54,096
Congratulations. You crushed the average.
495
00:23:57,936 --> 00:23:58,766
Too soon?
496
00:23:58,854 --> 00:24:00,614
You know it's too soon.
497
00:24:02,149 --> 00:24:03,939
Look, Moz, Cocoa...
498
00:24:04,734 --> 00:24:07,284
I worked out a plan to get you
back on track
499
00:24:07,362 --> 00:24:09,322
in the next couple of years, huh?
500
00:24:12,909 --> 00:24:13,909
This is a bill.
501
00:24:13,952 --> 00:24:16,502
Yeah. You've got to pay that
before I give you the plan.
502
00:24:18,665 --> 00:24:19,995
Don't judge!
503
00:24:20,083 --> 00:24:23,803
Again, this is why I'm not broke.
504
00:24:26,673 --> 00:24:28,383
I am so sorry.
505
00:24:29,009 --> 00:24:33,679
But you and the kids can stay
with me and Jeb as long as you need to.
506
00:24:34,473 --> 00:24:36,143
That is so sweet of you, M'Dear.
507
00:24:37,267 --> 00:24:39,557
Okay, Cocoa, you can stay too.
508
00:24:42,022 --> 00:24:45,072
All right, everybody.
It's time for a McKellan family slide!
509
00:24:45,150 --> 00:24:46,860
Let's do this!
510
00:24:54,201 --> 00:24:55,201
Come on, let's go!
511
00:24:55,619 --> 00:24:56,699
I don't feel like dancing.
512
00:24:57,120 --> 00:25:00,420
You know you're gonna have to put on
a brave face for your kids.
513
00:25:00,665 --> 00:25:01,665
Come on.
514
00:25:02,083 --> 00:25:03,593
You know what, Moz? She's right.
515
00:25:04,127 --> 00:25:05,127
I'm so mad at myself.
516
00:25:05,212 --> 00:25:06,772
Man, I can't believe I let this happen.
517
00:25:06,796 --> 00:25:07,796
Hey...
518
00:25:08,256 --> 00:25:09,256
you're not alone.
519
00:25:10,217 --> 00:25:13,007
We got into this together.
We'll get out of it together.
520
00:25:13,803 --> 00:25:15,683
Yeah. We'll be all right.
521
00:25:36,076 --> 00:25:37,446
Where is Jade?
522
00:25:38,036 --> 00:25:40,246
Come on, Jade!
This is your favorite dance!
523
00:25:40,664 --> 00:25:42,084
Wait, where is that girl?
524
00:25:45,669 --> 00:25:46,669
Excuse me.
525
00:25:53,593 --> 00:25:54,593
Oh, no.
526
00:25:55,220 --> 00:25:56,600
- What?
- Jade's gone.
527
00:25:57,681 --> 00:25:59,311
She left town with Royale.
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