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Family Reunion was filmed
in front of a live studio audience.
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I'm not so sure
about reading Jade's journal, Shaka.
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It feels like we're snooping.
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You don't get it
since you're the only child,
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but the first rule of the sibling game
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is to stay one step ahead of your sister.
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By reading her innermost private thoughts?
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Her lock combo was one, two, three.
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She's practically begging
for me to read it.
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Well, uh, what are you even looking for?
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Anything I can use against her.
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Ah-ha-ha, jackpot!
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According to this,
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Jade's been sneaking out to see Royale.
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Her new boo.
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Why, God? Why?
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Look.
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"This time it's for real.
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I like like Royale."
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It cuts like a knife.
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Trust me, you're better off
without her.
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The Jade you see?
She don't wake up like that.
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Put it back.
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Betraying her privacy's not right.
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I'm gonna have to tell Jade.
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Not if you want a future with her.
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You think she's gonna want you
after you've read her...
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innermost private thoughts?
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Whew! Wait, what are you talking about?
You made me look at it.
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You could have closed your eyes.
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Now you're just as dirty as I am.
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Jade was right.
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You really are the demon seed.
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That's Jade! Hide!
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If we're real still, she won't see us.
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That only works in movies. Hide!
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Mmm.
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It's pretty good, huh?
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It's sugarless, flourless and gluten-free.
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It's okay.
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Something is missing.
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What?
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Flour, sugar and gluten.
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All right, Mr. McKellan!
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Oh, that suit looks sharp.
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I would hug you but...
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I don't want to get cut.
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I am impressed.
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- You pulled out Armani.
- Mm-hm.
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Being a host on What's Up Football
is Moz's dream job.
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I hope he gets it,
because baby needs a new pair of shoes.
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I love What's Up Football.
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Charlie Ward is a Georgia boy
and a Christian.
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Yeah. I used to watch him play
in Thomasville as a kid.
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This is the best day of my life.
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Uh, you mean after our wedding day?
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Stop putting words in his mouth, Cocoa.
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I'm gonna be sitting
between him and Miles McPherson.
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Reverend McPherson.
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Now he was a Charger.
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Oh, he was saving touchdowns
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and then he started saving souls.
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Won't he do it?
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Yes, he will.
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If this goes well, it could lead
to other hosting opportunities.
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I'd have a second chance
at being in the game.
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Well, I made you a lucky apple pie.
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Now be sure to get an autographed picture
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of Charlie and Miles for me.
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Oh, so you really are a Charlie Ward fan.
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Oh, yes, he won the Heisman
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and then, for ten years,
he was in the NBA.
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He is one of the finest athletes
to come out of Georgia.
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After Daddy, of course.
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I said what I meant.
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You want to come so you can meet him?
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Oh, I'd love that.
Let me get my purse!
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All right, meanwhile,
I'm gonna have some of my lucky apple pie.
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No!
I'm gonna give that to Charlie and Miles.
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You made it for me.
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I'll make you another one! Grow up!
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Well, there's plenty of flourless cake.
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Oh, I don't want
to get any flourless crumbs on my suit.
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Okay. Well, do you want to try some?
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Sorry, but...
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I don't want to get any flourless crumbs
in my mouth.
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Welcome back to What's Up Football.
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We're here with former Seahawks tight end,
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Moses McKellan.
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What up, America?
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Moz McKellan in the hizzouse!
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You're starting out a little hot.
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Let's talk some football.
Let's check out this clip.
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So in this play,
Seton throws the ball to Clayton.
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He jumps up and,
before he's even touched, drops the ball.
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And he had the nerve
to protest that he was down.
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He clearly wasn't touched.
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I know that's right. Even Stevie Wonder
could see that he wasn't touched.
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As a matter of fact, after that play,
he called me up, "Miles..."
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that dude wasn't even touched."
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As a former
Super Bowl champion tight end myself,
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I have to respectfully... disagree.
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I love you, son,
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but you're wrong.
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Clayton popped up without the ball.
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Thank you, lady who shouldn't be speaking
while we're taping.
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- Who's that?
- It's my mom.
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I'm his momma and a fan
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and I... I got y'all a gift.
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Oh, I love gifts.
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Come on up.
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You don't...
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Ah!
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Oh!
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Shout out
to the Heavenly Way Baptist Church!
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We in here!
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Ah, oh, it is so nice to meet you two.
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I'm Amelia.
My son, Moz, he calls me M'Dear.
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And this here,
this is a double-crust apple pie.
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Oh. This is apple pie? What?
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I think I just fell in love.
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Would you stop flirting with my momma?
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So, M'Dear, I see you know
a little bit about football.
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I know Clayton couldn't catch a cold
if he was butt naked in Alaska.
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Which isn't half as cold
as it is in Green Bay. Can I get an amen?
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Can you bring a chair for M'Dear?
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Oh, go on, push over, baby.
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Oh, they're a little slow.
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Thank you. Go on now, okay.
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So, M'Dear, how would you like
to take us to commercial?
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Oh, I couldn't do that.
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- Where's my camera?
- Right there.
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We'll be right back with this message
from Little Caesars.
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Pizza, pizza.
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Think fast!
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If that ball would have hit me,
I would have hit you.
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Hard.
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Well, that would be a Royale mistake.
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What did you say?
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I wouldn't want you to do anything
Mom and Dad might frown upon, like...
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I don't know...
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sneak out of the house
to see your new boyfriend.
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You read my journal?
I am going to kill you!
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Not unless you want me to tell.
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What do you want?
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Not much.
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Just for you to become my...
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personal assistant.
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For how long?
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Until I leave for college.
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But I leave first.
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Will you though?
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- Okay, you know what? I'm about to...
- About to what?
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- I thought so.
- Hmm.
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I'll ring when I need you. Bye-bye.
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What?
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Just testing.
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Leave me.
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It feels good to be king.
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This is Charlie, me and the director.
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Oh!
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And this is me and Miles
in the green room.
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And let me tell you a secret
about the green room.
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It's not really green.
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It's nice.
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- Where are you, Moz?
- You see that guy taking pictures?
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- No.
- That's me.
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So... when are you gonna be on TV, Daddy?
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It was on live.
You didn't watch it with your mom?
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Ah...
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Well, here's the thing.
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- Hmm.
- Okay, I-I was gonna watch it...
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- Mm-hmm.
- But there was a car chase
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I couldn't get away from.
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On the news?
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No. Magnum PI.
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But I DVR'd it
so we can watch it with you.
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Hm. Well, you missed a good show.
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Charlie and I bonded
over playing ball in Georgia
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and M'Dear sealed the deal
with her apple pie.
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Thank you, M'Dear.
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You're welcome, baby.
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Do you think you can bring a pie
to my school?
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We have a quiz coming up
and I need all the help I can get.
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Oh, well, I'll see what I can do.
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Make that two pies.
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I don't have a quiz coming up.
I just need all the help I can get.
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Make that three.
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You need help too?
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No!
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I just love your pies.
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And I forgot to do my homework yesterday.
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Oh, it's Charlie calling.
It's Charlie calling!
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Oh!
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He's probably calling
to invite you back to guest host.
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I bet you're right.
I mean, I was pretty good.
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So you think you should answer it?
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Right.
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Hey, CW!
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Can I call you CW?
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Oh, okay, Mr. Ward.
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Mm-hmm.
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Yeah. Oh, you're right.
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I don't know you like that.
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No, we had a great time at the show,
M'Dear did too.
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Oh, you... You want to talk to her?
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Oh, okay.
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Hello.
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Charlie?
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Oh, yes, I can call you CW.
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What?
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You want me to...
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Oh, stop playing.
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Oh, get out!
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Just stop playing.
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You're not playing?
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Oh.
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Well, okay.
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Well, I'll see you then.
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Oh, that CW is crazy.
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What did he say?
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Uh, he wants me to guest host the show
tomorrow.
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Oh, what about me?
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Well, he didn't mention you,
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but I'm sure he's gonna...
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want you to come in at some other time.
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Maybe you should call him.
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No, I'm good.
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Would...
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you rather I didn't do the show?
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No, of course not. I'm happy for you.
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Oh, well, then, good.
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I'm gonna go pick out my outfit
for my...
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return to the screen.
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Oh, CW is crazy!
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Are you sure you're okay with this?
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Sure. Why would you even ask?
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Because it looks like
M'Dear hijacked your job.
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What?
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You know you were all thinking it.
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I was.
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It's cool your parents let you stay over
when they're out of town.
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Oh, they're not out of town.
They just wanted me to leave.
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Okay, Shaka.
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I mowed the lawn,
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I took out the trash
and I did all the rest of your chores.
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Did you do an excellent job?
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Of course I did.
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Dang it!
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Now M'Dear will never believe
I did my own chores.
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You've got to think, Jade.
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I'm thinking some things right now.
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Care to share them with me and Mom?
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No.
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- Can I go now?
- Not yet.
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I'm out of grapes.
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Be a dear and fetch me some.
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Oh, in fact...
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why don't you hop to it?
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Like a bunny.
261
00:13:39,652 --> 00:13:40,902
Hop to it yourself.
262
00:13:40,986 --> 00:13:41,986
Oh...
263
00:13:42,071 --> 00:13:45,411
so you want me to tell Mom and Dad
about your midnight rendevusses?
264
00:13:47,660 --> 00:13:49,250
It's rendezvous.
265
00:13:49,954 --> 00:13:51,914
Well, no matter how I pronounce it,
266
00:13:51,997 --> 00:13:53,117
you're still in trouble.
267
00:14:02,591 --> 00:14:05,221
Come on, Shaka,
this is cruel and unusual punishment.
268
00:14:05,302 --> 00:14:06,302
I know.
269
00:14:06,554 --> 00:14:07,644
Isn't it great?
270
00:14:08,973 --> 00:14:10,183
I'll be in my room.
271
00:14:10,599 --> 00:14:12,389
You can hop there and feed them to me.
272
00:14:13,310 --> 00:14:15,310
Then you can clip my toenails.
273
00:14:26,031 --> 00:14:27,241
This is ridiculous.
274
00:14:27,825 --> 00:14:28,905
It is, gingersnap.
275
00:14:28,993 --> 00:14:30,163
It is.
276
00:14:30,244 --> 00:14:33,544
And, I'm sorry, I have to make things
a little worse, but...
277
00:14:34,123 --> 00:14:36,583
my love for you
won't allow me to keep a secret.
278
00:14:36,667 --> 00:14:37,667
What did you do?
279
00:14:37,751 --> 00:14:39,211
I read your journal too...
280
00:14:39,753 --> 00:14:42,053
and I've got to say this Royale
sounds all wrong for you.
281
00:14:42,131 --> 00:14:43,171
You what?
282
00:14:43,257 --> 00:14:46,467
I know what I did was wrong
and I'd do anything to make it up to you.
283
00:14:48,262 --> 00:14:49,352
Anything?
284
00:14:49,805 --> 00:14:51,385
Elvis...
285
00:14:52,641 --> 00:14:53,961
if you want to make this right...
286
00:14:54,518 --> 00:14:56,148
give me something on Shaka.
287
00:14:59,106 --> 00:15:00,186
I can't do that.
288
00:15:02,526 --> 00:15:03,566
That's too bad.
289
00:15:04,528 --> 00:15:05,528
I was...
290
00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:08,615
really hoping you could help me out.
291
00:15:15,539 --> 00:15:17,369
You didn't hear this from me, but...
292
00:15:30,429 --> 00:15:31,469
Wow, you look great.
293
00:15:31,555 --> 00:15:32,925
- Thank you.
- You ready?
294
00:15:33,557 --> 00:15:36,637
And thank you
for agreeing to drive me to the studio.
295
00:15:36,727 --> 00:15:39,937
I don't remember you asking me.
You told me I had to take you.
296
00:15:40,439 --> 00:15:41,319
I said please.
297
00:15:41,398 --> 00:15:42,398
No, you didn't.
298
00:15:44,401 --> 00:15:45,531
Please. Now hurry up.
299
00:15:49,740 --> 00:15:51,740
- Bye, Dad. Have a good day.
- I'll try.
300
00:15:51,825 --> 00:15:54,075
Oh, Jade!
301
00:15:54,161 --> 00:15:55,501
What?
302
00:15:55,579 --> 00:15:56,659
I'm parched.
303
00:15:57,164 --> 00:15:59,794
Can you get me some water
with three ice cubes?
304
00:16:00,376 --> 00:16:01,376
Not two...
305
00:16:01,752 --> 00:16:03,002
- not four...
- Mm-hmm.
306
00:16:03,087 --> 00:16:05,757
But three, and make sure they don't touch.
307
00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:07,255
We're not animals.
308
00:16:08,842 --> 00:16:09,932
I have a better idea.
309
00:16:10,010 --> 00:16:11,550
Why don't you get them yourself?
310
00:16:12,930 --> 00:16:15,310
Don't make me tell Mom
about you sneaking out.
311
00:16:15,391 --> 00:16:16,231
Mom!
312
00:16:16,308 --> 00:16:18,688
Don't make me tell her
you dented her car with your bike.
313
00:16:19,478 --> 00:16:20,478
Never mind!
314
00:16:23,732 --> 00:16:25,032
How could she know that?
315
00:16:28,570 --> 00:16:29,570
Shaka...
316
00:16:29,947 --> 00:16:32,777
why don't you hop like a bunny
and get me some water?
317
00:16:36,453 --> 00:16:37,543
No, no.
318
00:16:38,038 --> 00:16:39,038
On second thought...
319
00:16:39,748 --> 00:16:40,748
crab walk.
320
00:16:42,292 --> 00:16:44,882
Now, Jade,
you didn't like it when he did it to you.
321
00:16:44,962 --> 00:16:47,462
Yeah... but revenge tastes sweet.
322
00:16:48,382 --> 00:16:49,382
Crab walk!
323
00:16:54,138 --> 00:16:55,218
Ooh, fun!
324
00:17:07,067 --> 00:17:11,777
Welcome back to our new segment
that we call "M'Dear Said Knock You Out."
325
00:17:15,534 --> 00:17:18,084
Oh! "M'Dear Said Knock You Out!"
326
00:17:18,162 --> 00:17:19,162
That's cute.
327
00:17:20,664 --> 00:17:22,964
"Moz Said Knock You Out"
would sound good too.
328
00:17:24,001 --> 00:17:27,801
So a lot of players make boneheaded plays
that cost their teams games.
329
00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:30,970
Some are filed under "things
that just happen in the course of a game."
330
00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:34,340
Other miscues are so bad,
they deserve a pie in the face.
331
00:17:34,428 --> 00:17:37,098
M'Dear, you will decide that.
Are you ready?
332
00:17:37,181 --> 00:17:39,561
If you stay ready,
you don't have to get ready.
333
00:17:39,641 --> 00:17:42,021
All right. First up, Bryce Kincaid.
334
00:17:43,103 --> 00:17:44,983
Bryce forces the ball
to a covered receiver
335
00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:46,194
and it gets intercepted.
336
00:17:49,401 --> 00:17:50,961
M'Dear, what do you think of that play?
337
00:17:50,986 --> 00:17:52,316
Oh, that's easy.
338
00:17:52,404 --> 00:17:56,664
All Kincaid had to do was fall on the ball
and they would have won.
339
00:17:56,742 --> 00:17:58,042
More importantly,
340
00:17:58,118 --> 00:18:00,538
I would have won 20 bucks, so...
341
00:18:00,621 --> 00:18:01,621
M'Dear...
342
00:18:01,705 --> 00:18:03,115
is gonna have to...
343
00:18:03,791 --> 00:18:04,961
knock you out!
344
00:18:07,294 --> 00:18:09,054
And you owe me 20 bucks.
345
00:18:09,129 --> 00:18:10,879
And she wants her money.
346
00:18:14,218 --> 00:18:16,598
Next up, we have Dion Chambers.
347
00:18:16,678 --> 00:18:20,268
His team was up five points and all
he had to do was hold onto the ball.
348
00:18:24,937 --> 00:18:27,267
Dion barely got touched.
349
00:18:27,356 --> 00:18:30,686
You know,
he's got a hole in his hand and a...
350
00:18:31,860 --> 00:18:33,320
pie in his face!
351
00:18:36,490 --> 00:18:40,160
And there we have it. M'Dear says
a pie in the face for Chambers.
352
00:18:40,244 --> 00:18:42,164
Now for our final player.
353
00:18:42,246 --> 00:18:46,496
M'Dear, we've got a special surprise
just for you.
354
00:18:47,334 --> 00:18:49,844
Moses "Mad Dog" McKellan.
355
00:18:51,255 --> 00:18:52,415
My baby?
356
00:18:52,506 --> 00:18:56,926
That's right. It's well known
Moses had a few anger issues in his past.
357
00:18:58,178 --> 00:19:00,218
Look man, I said I didn't want to do
any interviews.
358
00:19:00,264 --> 00:19:01,264
Back up!
359
00:19:02,558 --> 00:19:03,678
I asked nicely!
360
00:19:04,434 --> 00:19:06,274
Man, get that camera out of my face!
361
00:19:09,565 --> 00:19:10,565
You know what?
362
00:19:13,944 --> 00:19:15,074
That wasn't Moz.
363
00:19:15,571 --> 00:19:16,571
What?
364
00:19:18,615 --> 00:19:19,945
It was a tough loss.
365
00:19:20,033 --> 00:19:22,243
Moz just lost his temper.
366
00:19:22,327 --> 00:19:23,787
That's not the first time.
367
00:19:24,454 --> 00:19:26,374
I know you ain't talking, Miles.
368
00:19:26,456 --> 00:19:29,536
I remember when you tackled
the Bengals' mascot.
369
00:19:29,626 --> 00:19:31,996
That mangy cat stole my end-zone dance.
370
00:19:33,463 --> 00:19:36,343
You stole that
from the Solid Gold dancers.
371
00:19:38,927 --> 00:19:41,387
We're not talking about Miles here.
We're talking about Moz.
372
00:19:41,471 --> 00:19:42,891
Nobody talks about my baby!
373
00:19:42,973 --> 00:19:45,233
It's my show.
I talk about whoever I want to talk about.
374
00:19:46,226 --> 00:19:48,596
You'd better watch your tone, young man.
375
00:19:48,687 --> 00:19:50,147
You might want to call security.
376
00:19:50,230 --> 00:19:52,190
I'm serious. She can take them both.
377
00:19:53,525 --> 00:19:56,395
I think you're just scared
to throw the pie at your son.
378
00:19:56,486 --> 00:19:59,106
I ain't scared to throw a pie at you!
379
00:20:04,244 --> 00:20:07,084
You might be crazy,
but you're not that crazy.
380
00:20:15,631 --> 00:20:17,301
Shouldn't have called her crazy.
381
00:20:18,133 --> 00:20:19,933
M'Dear knocked you out.
382
00:20:37,819 --> 00:20:40,159
Give me your pudding or else.
383
00:20:46,370 --> 00:20:47,960
Give me your pudding...
384
00:20:48,580 --> 00:20:49,710
or else.
385
00:20:59,383 --> 00:21:00,383
Let's talk.
386
00:21:01,635 --> 00:21:03,965
I have dirt on you
and you have dirt on me.
387
00:21:04,554 --> 00:21:05,554
Yeah.
388
00:21:06,348 --> 00:21:07,468
Ready to make a deal?
389
00:21:08,433 --> 00:21:09,563
What you offering?
390
00:21:10,852 --> 00:21:11,852
Simple.
391
00:21:12,938 --> 00:21:15,228
I won't tell Mom
that you dented her car with your bike...
392
00:21:16,566 --> 00:21:19,816
if you keep your mouth shut
about me sneaking out to see Royale.
393
00:21:22,656 --> 00:21:23,656
Deal.
394
00:21:24,574 --> 00:21:25,574
Okay.
395
00:21:27,995 --> 00:21:28,995
Wow.
396
00:21:29,037 --> 00:21:32,037
For being so dirty,
I have never felt so clean.
397
00:21:32,624 --> 00:21:34,134
Welcome to my world.
398
00:21:36,420 --> 00:21:38,670
And welcome to my world.
399
00:21:43,051 --> 00:21:46,561
You snuck out to see Royale even though
your father expressly forbade it?
400
00:21:47,514 --> 00:21:48,644
Shameful.
401
00:21:48,849 --> 00:21:50,535
- I'm gonna leave you to discuss...
- No, no.
402
00:21:50,559 --> 00:21:51,639
Hold on now.
403
00:21:53,270 --> 00:21:55,980
You put a dent in my car?
404
00:21:56,565 --> 00:21:58,565
Come on, Mom, it's not a dent.
405
00:21:59,067 --> 00:22:00,067
It's just a dit.
406
00:22:01,445 --> 00:22:02,275
Mm-hm.
407
00:22:02,362 --> 00:22:05,162
He also violated my privacy
by reading my journal.
408
00:22:05,240 --> 00:22:06,700
So, technically,
409
00:22:06,992 --> 00:22:08,292
he's a little bit worse than me.
410
00:22:08,368 --> 00:22:11,788
You both are on punishment
until I tell you otherwise.
411
00:22:11,872 --> 00:22:14,252
- This is all your fault!
- No, no!
412
00:22:15,042 --> 00:22:16,882
This is both of your faults.
413
00:22:29,389 --> 00:22:30,429
What do you want, traitor?
414
00:22:30,515 --> 00:22:31,845
What are you talking about?
415
00:22:31,933 --> 00:22:34,329
Jade and I are on punishment
and it would have just been Jade
416
00:22:34,353 --> 00:22:36,023
if you would've kept your mouth shut.
417
00:22:36,104 --> 00:22:38,234
Come on, Shaka. We're talking about Jade.
418
00:22:38,315 --> 00:22:39,595
You know she's got a hold on me.
419
00:22:39,649 --> 00:22:40,979
Does it look like I care?
420
00:22:42,277 --> 00:22:43,567
You sold me out.
421
00:22:44,279 --> 00:22:45,449
Our friendship is over.
422
00:22:57,584 --> 00:22:58,584
Mmm.
423
00:22:59,336 --> 00:23:00,336
Wow.
424
00:23:00,712 --> 00:23:02,382
This pie is delicious.
425
00:23:02,464 --> 00:23:05,974
It was too good for Charlie and Miles.
I don't know what I was thinking.
426
00:23:06,718 --> 00:23:08,598
Yeah, I'm never watching that show
ever again.
427
00:23:12,516 --> 00:23:13,516
It's Charlie.
428
00:23:16,019 --> 00:23:17,019
Hello?
429
00:23:18,146 --> 00:23:19,146
Yeah, hi, Charlie.
430
00:23:21,400 --> 00:23:22,400
I see.
431
00:23:24,069 --> 00:23:25,069
I see.
432
00:23:26,071 --> 00:23:27,071
Okay, then.
433
00:23:27,531 --> 00:23:28,531
All right, bye.
434
00:23:31,660 --> 00:23:33,330
You need me to go back down there?
435
00:23:33,412 --> 00:23:35,042
Actually, no, but I do.
436
00:23:36,289 --> 00:23:38,749
Moz, what are you gonna do?
437
00:23:39,751 --> 00:23:40,881
I'm gonna go to work.
438
00:23:40,961 --> 00:23:44,381
Charlie and Miles said that they felt bad
about what happened and apologized.
439
00:23:45,632 --> 00:23:46,472
Well, that's great.
440
00:23:46,550 --> 00:23:48,510
Nobody apologized to me.
441
00:23:49,469 --> 00:23:51,179
You threw a pie in the man's face.
442
00:23:51,263 --> 00:23:53,223
Well, I did it for you, baby.
443
00:23:53,306 --> 00:23:55,426
I know, M'Dear, I know. Good looking out.
444
00:23:55,517 --> 00:23:56,917
Anyway, the network really likes me
445
00:23:56,977 --> 00:23:59,537
and they've asked me to fill in for Miles
while he's on vacation.
446
00:23:59,563 --> 00:24:01,023
I'm going in now to talk details.
447
00:24:01,523 --> 00:24:03,153
Moz, that's incredible.
448
00:24:03,775 --> 00:24:04,815
Aren't you excited?
449
00:24:05,444 --> 00:24:06,824
No. I'm cool.
450
00:24:07,529 --> 00:24:08,609
I'll see y'all later.
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