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Family Reunion was filmed
in front of a live studio audience.
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Man, I almost went
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle on you!
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Daniel, you are way too animated
to be animated.
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Oh, wedding's in a few days. You nervous?
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I'm remarrying the women I love.
Why would I be nervous?
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What did you say?
You want me to be your best man?
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I am flattered.
I thought you'd never ask!
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Yeah, I didn't.
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Shaka's gonna be my best man.
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Cocoa and I want the kids involved
with the ceremony
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since they weren't alive the first time.
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Well, I was alive.
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And since you did it in Vegas,
I didn't get to stand by your side.
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That's because you couldn't stand.
You were passed out in the cabana.
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I was hoping you wouldn't remember that.
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Especially since I don't remember that.
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All right, Shaka, aka Mr. Best Man.
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Now, you're having a rehearsal dinner,
what do you serve?
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Steak or fish? Steak or fish?
Steak or fish?
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- Ah, steak.
- Wrong!
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It's chicken!
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Everyone loves chicken!
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- All right, Moz. We'll be co-best men.
- Co-best men?
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Yes. You don't even know
what the duties are.
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I made a list.
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What? Let me see this.
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"Serve as counselor and confidante."
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Me.
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- "Get groom to the church on time."
- Mm-hm.
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- "Get first pick of the bridesmaids... "
- Okay, sorry, sorry.
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That was a note to self.
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All right, listen. One of the most
important duties as best man
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is to take care of the ring.
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- What!
- Mm-hm.
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That's way better than the bubble-gum ring
you gave her last time.
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Well, Cocoa deserves it.
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I trust you won't let this out
of your sight until the wedding.
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No problem.
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I'm fine.
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I'm not hurt.
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May not be the best...
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but I'm still a man.
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All right, Uncle Daniel.
You can take care of the ring.
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- Oh, really?
- Syke!
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Um, Ami...
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you're not doing it right.
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Yes, I am.
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"Add two eggs and mix."
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Okay, but you're putting the shells
in there, too.
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M'Dear, tell Ami she's doing it wrong.
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I don't need to tell her.
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She'll learn when she bites
into that crunchy pound cake.
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Woo!
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According to my tracker,
I just burned 150 calories.
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That's a sixteenth of a pound.
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You have been working out like a maniac.
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Well, once Moz and I decided to go all out
with renewing our vows,
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we wanted to do everything
we missed out on by eloping.
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I'm just trying to look good
in my wedding dress.
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Yeah?
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You do realize
that you are getting remarried, right?
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You only have to fool him
the first time around.
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Mommy, come taste my cake batter.
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Oh, no, sweet pea,
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cake is not
on my sweating-for-the-wedding diet.
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Oh, come on, Mom.
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You know you look good.
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One of my teachers asked
if you were married.
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Really?
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Well, what did you say?
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Oh, I just showed him a picture of Dad.
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He never asked again.
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He's always messing up my game.
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Are you sure?
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It tastes really good.
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Uh, okay. Fine.
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- I guess a little taste won't kill me.
- Heh.
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Mm.
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This is really good...
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and crunchy.
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I didn't see that coming.
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Thank you.
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Crunchy is my signature flavor.
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Right, I'll be right back.
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Where are you going?
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Oh, I've got to run a mile
to work that off.
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Mm, okay, two miles.
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I sure hope I never get old enough
to worry about my weight.
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Me too, baby. Me too.
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Hey, Cocoa. Where's your mother?
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Oh, you know
Daphne has to make an entrance.
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Did someone order
a two-time Emmy-winning vixen
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who doesn't look old enough
to be anybody's grandmother?
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- I did! I did!
- I did! I did!
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Oh, it is so good to see you, Daphne!
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Hello.
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- Mwah! Mwah!
- Mwah! Mwah!
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It is good to be seen.
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Cocoa drives so fast,
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I thought we were not gonna get here
in one piece.
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I can't die in a car accident.
It's so cliché.
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Well, girl, I just want to tell you,
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you acted your butt off in the finale...
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- Oh.
- of Enchanted Days And Nights.
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Oh, Glamma's here!
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Glamma!
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Glamma!
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- Mwah! Mwah!
- Mwah! Mwah!
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Hello! Oh, my gosh!
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You guys have gotten so big.
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Hey, I come bearing gifts.
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What did you get us?
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Something precious.
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Ami...
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a citrine crystal for you.
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It promotes prosperity
and success in business.
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I'm eight.
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You're never too young
to start thinking about your future.
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Shaka...
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this amethyst will help with healing.
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Cool. So if I throw it at Mazzi's head,
it won't hurt?
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You throw it in this house,
you're getting hurt.
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And, Mazzi,
this fluorite is for focus and clarity.
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Oh, I'm... I'm sorry, I wasn't listening,
what'd you say?
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He's gonna need two of those!
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And, Jade, for you,
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a rose quartz for love and romance.
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Ooh, how did you know I needed this?
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I will give this to you when you're 18.
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And I will hold it for you till she's 18.
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You're gonna need more than a rock,
Maybelle.
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All right, kids.
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Why don't you take
Glamma Daphne's bags upstairs, okay?
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- All right.
- Thank you.
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And I bought you this dress
from Harrods in London.
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It just screams,
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"Cocoa."
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Uh, are you sure
it wasn't screaming, "Ami"?
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Oh, come on, who is styling you
these days?
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Sister Mary Catherine?
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You are getting remarried.
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You need to keep it spicy.
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Not too spicy. We've got enough kids
around here already.
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Oh, that rose quartz is good for that too.
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- Oh?
- What?
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Get it out! Get if off me!
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- Oh, okay.
- Help me!
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- Okay!
- Help me!
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Daniel, this is the best
PG-13 bachelor party I've ever been to.
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Tell me how did you afford
to rent the whole place out?
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Well...
I found a hair in my soup.
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I found a hair in my water.
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Then I found
the health inspector's phone number.
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This is Pretty Boy's' way
of keeping me quiet.
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All right, here we go.
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Oh.
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Bullseye.
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Don't get cocky.
Remember, the first one hit Deacon Brooks.
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Oop... my turn.
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Yeah.
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Nothing but wall!
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Well, it's hard to throw darts when you're
weighed down by all this drip drip.
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Yeah, I'm happy to see
you still have my father's watch.
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Yeah, I only wear it on special occasions.
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It was the last thing Pop-Pop gave me.
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Yeah, your pop-pop had a soft spot
for you.
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Yeah.
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Probably because that soft spot
on Danny's head
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came from him dropping him
when he was a baby.
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All right. Here we go.
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- Mm.
- Ooh.
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- Bullseye.
- Wow.
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I win.
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It's your party. We let you win.
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Oh, hey, Elvis.
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You put together a cool party.
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The bartender pours a neat Roy Rogers.
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Actually, Uncle Daniel did everything.
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I hate to say it, buddy, but your uncle
is showing you up as best man.
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Uncle Daniel might be handling
the party stuff,
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but Dad trusted me with this.
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Wooo-hooo!
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I'm gonna make sure
nothing ever happens to thi...
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Ah...
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oops.
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Mm.
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Looks pretty good, right?
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It smells like Cajun sauce.
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And breath.
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You can get it cleaned.
Let's go ask Uncle Daniel where to go.
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No.
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Dad trusted me.
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I'll find a place.
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Ring cleaning near me.
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This place is right down the street.
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We can get there and back
before anyone notices we're gone.
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I'm staying here. I don't want to miss
all-you-can-eat shrimp.
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They're not gonna run out.
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Challenge accepted.
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Welcome to Squee's Pawn Shop, fellas.
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What can Squee do for you?
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We need to get this ring cleaned
before our parents renew their vows.
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He's the best man.
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Let's see.
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Heh.
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Wow.
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Pretty decent stone
you've got here, fellas.
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Um...
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I'll give you $500 for it.
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We're not trying to sell it.
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We just want to get it cleaned.
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I can do that.
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Yo. But before I do,
come and check this out.
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Now, this right here
would knock your mom's socks off.
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Ain't she a beauty?
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Whoa!
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She's huge!
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Yeah, same thing I said
about my first wife,
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but, unlike her, this diamond
can be trusted around your friends.
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But we already have a ring.
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Hey, I'm just saying, look, look,
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wouldn't it be sweet
to get your mom an upgrade?
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I mean, if you think she deserves it.
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Of course she deserves it.
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Mazzi, we can't afford that.
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Look, look, look, look, Squee does trades.
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You do?
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Sure I do. What's in the container?
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My hot wings.
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I'll tell you what.
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You give me your mom's ring...
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plus them wings...
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and we can call it even.
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I don't know.
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Look, it's not every day
that your parents get remarried.
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Huh?
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I mean, you show up with this ring,
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you will be the best best man ever.
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Okay.
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Oh, you drive a hard bargain.
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You got some hot sauce?
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Girls, you did a great job on this cake.
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- Baby, you're missing out.
- No, I'm not.
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This lemon water with cayenne
is delicious.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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Here. Try it.
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See, if you slow down
and swallow really slow...
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it tastes just like chicken parm.
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Mm-hm.
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You need to go to better restaurants.
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Hey, is that Ralph?
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What up, boy?
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Cocoa, it's ridiculous.
You need to eat something.
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I'll be fine
until my cheat meal.
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Oh, okay. Okay, good.
256
00:12:58,027 --> 00:12:59,027
What's your cheat meal?
257
00:12:59,528 --> 00:13:01,198
A celery stick with a raisin.
258
00:13:02,698 --> 00:13:04,828
Well, baby, I admire your commitment,
259
00:13:04,909 --> 00:13:07,999
'cause I gave up losing weight
for my weddings two husbands ago.
260
00:13:09,538 --> 00:13:12,248
Amelia, this luncheon is lovely.
261
00:13:12,333 --> 00:13:14,793
- Oh.
- All this rich Southern food.
262
00:13:15,377 --> 00:13:18,957
I can see why it was so easy
for you to let yourself go.
263
00:13:20,174 --> 00:13:22,224
Thanks for being my cheerleader, Mom.
264
00:13:22,468 --> 00:13:23,588
Ooh.
265
00:13:24,220 --> 00:13:26,180
Cheat time. Ah.
266
00:13:27,223 --> 00:13:29,063
I'm starting with dessert!
267
00:13:30,184 --> 00:13:31,194
- Excuse me.
- Yeah.
268
00:13:31,268 --> 00:13:33,848
Do you know how much sugar
is in that raisin?
269
00:13:35,356 --> 00:13:36,976
Who is cheating whom?
270
00:13:38,901 --> 00:13:40,361
Daphne, lighten up.
271
00:13:40,444 --> 00:13:42,664
Well, that's what I'm trying
to get Cocoa to do.
272
00:13:45,324 --> 00:13:48,124
Oh, no, this ring is fake!
Where'd you get this?
273
00:13:48,494 --> 00:13:49,504
Squee's Pawn Shop.
274
00:13:49,578 --> 00:13:51,248
Man, you got Squeed.
275
00:13:51,330 --> 00:13:52,330
You know him?
276
00:13:52,414 --> 00:13:54,754
Everyone knows that hustler, man.
277
00:13:55,334 --> 00:13:56,844
Don't worry, I'll take care of this.
278
00:13:59,296 --> 00:14:01,376
This best man stuff is too much pressure.
279
00:14:01,465 --> 00:14:03,625
I am never doing it again.
280
00:14:04,176 --> 00:14:06,926
Good, because I was thinking
I'd ask Elvis to be mine.
281
00:14:11,225 --> 00:14:12,305
Smile!
282
00:14:12,643 --> 00:14:14,443
Oh.
283
00:14:14,520 --> 00:14:15,560
Oh!
284
00:14:15,646 --> 00:14:16,686
Oh!
285
00:14:16,772 --> 00:14:17,772
Mommy!
286
00:14:17,815 --> 00:14:18,975
- I got her.
- Come on, hon.
287
00:14:19,066 --> 00:14:20,896
She'll be all right. Let her get some air.
288
00:14:20,985 --> 00:14:22,185
Come on, come on.
289
00:14:22,653 --> 00:14:25,243
Somebody get this child a pork chop,
stat!
290
00:14:26,615 --> 00:14:28,865
And while you're at it, bring me one.
291
00:14:38,127 --> 00:14:39,127
What up, Squee?
292
00:14:40,212 --> 00:14:41,922
What up, D-money?
293
00:14:42,840 --> 00:14:44,090
You got something for me?
294
00:14:44,425 --> 00:14:47,295
My nephews came in here a few hours ago
and you traded them this
295
00:14:47,386 --> 00:14:49,136
for their mom's real engagement ring.
296
00:14:49,221 --> 00:14:52,471
Hey, they came in a pawn shop
unsupervised.
297
00:14:52,558 --> 00:14:56,398
Now, you know don't nothing good happen
in a pawn shop.
298
00:14:56,478 --> 00:14:58,558
Come on, man, you took advantage of them.
299
00:14:59,648 --> 00:15:00,808
You'd better check your tone.
300
00:15:01,859 --> 00:15:03,779
Come on, Squee, don't do me like this.
301
00:15:03,861 --> 00:15:06,701
Look, this is my spot.
I can do you any way I like.
302
00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:09,576
Unless, you, uh,
plan on doing something about it.
303
00:15:15,748 --> 00:15:17,248
What'll it take to get the ring back?
304
00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:19,380
You could buy it back.
305
00:15:19,460 --> 00:15:20,670
At triple its value.
306
00:15:20,753 --> 00:15:21,753
Or you could, uh...
307
00:15:22,755 --> 00:15:24,915
trade me that watch
and we can call it even.
308
00:15:26,008 --> 00:15:27,968
Man, my grandfather gave me this watch.
309
00:15:28,135 --> 00:15:29,135
I can't do that.
310
00:15:30,304 --> 00:15:31,984
Well, that's the end of this conversation.
311
00:15:32,806 --> 00:15:35,136
Nice not doing business with you.
312
00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:01,709
So are you feeling better now?
313
00:16:01,794 --> 00:16:03,094
I'm fine, Mom.
314
00:16:03,837 --> 00:16:05,417
You know, I worry about you.
315
00:16:06,548 --> 00:16:09,088
It is not healthy
for you to lose weight that fast.
316
00:16:09,176 --> 00:16:11,596
- I know.
- You should have started six months ago.
317
00:16:15,391 --> 00:16:16,231
Hi.
318
00:16:16,308 --> 00:16:17,308
Hello.
319
00:16:17,810 --> 00:16:18,810
Hm.
320
00:16:20,437 --> 00:16:22,187
- Here, baby, eat this.
- I can't.
321
00:16:22,940 --> 00:16:25,530
It's not on my
don't-balloon-for-the-honeymoon diet.
322
00:16:28,153 --> 00:16:29,863
Cocoa, why are you doing this?
323
00:16:30,531 --> 00:16:33,411
I just want to look the way I did
when we first got married.
324
00:16:34,076 --> 00:16:35,946
That was 15 years ago.
325
00:16:36,036 --> 00:16:38,866
I don't look the same either
and I didn't give birth to four kids.
326
00:16:38,956 --> 00:16:40,706
Yeah, but my mother says
327
00:16:40,791 --> 00:16:44,131
you can't be a trophy wife
if no one wants to put you on the shelf.
328
00:16:45,921 --> 00:16:49,591
Uh, the last time I checked,
Daphne was nobody's relationship expert.
329
00:16:50,884 --> 00:16:52,144
Didn't her cat run away?
330
00:16:53,429 --> 00:16:57,019
Do you know what it takes
for a cat to run away?
331
00:16:58,726 --> 00:17:01,346
God, I'd hate to see
what kind of diet she had that cat on.
332
00:17:06,442 --> 00:17:08,442
So you think I look okay the way I am?
333
00:17:09,737 --> 00:17:10,737
Oh, baby.
334
00:17:11,113 --> 00:17:12,283
Of course I do.
335
00:17:13,449 --> 00:17:15,579
You're more beautiful now
than when I met you.
336
00:17:16,160 --> 00:17:18,000
And if I could marry you again, I would.
337
00:17:18,078 --> 00:17:19,198
Oh, wait.
338
00:17:19,997 --> 00:17:20,867
I am.
339
00:17:20,956 --> 00:17:21,996
Aw.
340
00:17:25,335 --> 00:17:26,165
That was hot.
341
00:17:26,253 --> 00:17:27,633
I guess I still got it.
342
00:17:27,713 --> 00:17:28,713
Mm-hm.
343
00:17:30,299 --> 00:17:31,299
And the...
344
00:17:31,383 --> 00:17:32,893
The cayenne pepper from the drink
345
00:17:32,968 --> 00:17:34,508
- is burning my lips. Why...
- Oh.
346
00:17:35,637 --> 00:17:37,427
Why do you have that? Why do you...
347
00:17:42,519 --> 00:17:43,519
Oh, Mom...
348
00:17:44,188 --> 00:17:46,568
I hope I'm as beautiful a bride
as you when I get married.
349
00:17:46,648 --> 00:17:48,398
Aw, thanks.
350
00:17:48,484 --> 00:17:49,404
Ow, ow!
351
00:17:49,485 --> 00:17:51,355
Would you watch it with those pins?
352
00:17:51,445 --> 00:17:52,315
I am sorry.
353
00:17:52,404 --> 00:17:55,914
You have lost so much weight,
you are just swimming in this dress.
354
00:17:55,991 --> 00:17:57,281
Go ahead, it's all done.
355
00:18:03,332 --> 00:18:06,042
Well, that dress is lovely.
356
00:18:06,126 --> 00:18:09,246
When I saw it on the hanger,
I thought it would only flatter a model,
357
00:18:09,338 --> 00:18:11,338
but it actually works for you too.
358
00:18:11,423 --> 00:18:13,553
All right, Mom, I hear you.
359
00:18:13,634 --> 00:18:16,184
I was actually talking to Jade.
360
00:18:16,261 --> 00:18:17,641
Okay, that's enough.
361
00:18:18,222 --> 00:18:21,602
It is one thing to criticize me,
but I draw the line at my daughter.
362
00:18:21,683 --> 00:18:24,903
Well, there's nothing wrong
with a little constructive criticism.
363
00:18:24,978 --> 00:18:27,308
There was nothing constructive about that.
364
00:18:27,397 --> 00:18:28,937
You need to leave them alone.
365
00:18:29,024 --> 00:18:32,444
- And another thing, in my hou...
- Thanks, but I got this, M'Dear.
366
00:18:34,029 --> 00:18:35,069
Mom...
367
00:18:35,447 --> 00:18:37,527
you've been on my back
since you got here.
368
00:18:37,616 --> 00:18:41,446
Actually, you have been on my back
my whole life.
369
00:18:42,871 --> 00:18:45,001
Well, ...I was just...
370
00:18:45,707 --> 00:18:48,127
pushing you to be your very best.
371
00:18:48,710 --> 00:18:51,380
Well, what does that even mean?
Be more like you?
372
00:18:51,463 --> 00:18:53,673
Yeah, we know you ain't a natural blonde.
373
00:18:55,843 --> 00:18:59,053
I am not about to let you
give my daughters
374
00:18:59,221 --> 00:19:03,101
the same distorted self-image that I had.
375
00:19:04,852 --> 00:19:08,772
Girls today have enough pressure coming
at them to be perfect from their peers,
376
00:19:08,856 --> 00:19:10,856
magazines, social media...
377
00:19:11,358 --> 00:19:13,608
- Cocoa...
- I'm not finished yet.
378
00:19:15,529 --> 00:19:20,079
I know I could never live up
to your expectations and I am done trying.
379
00:19:21,827 --> 00:19:25,497
My husband loves me just the way I am.
380
00:19:26,623 --> 00:19:27,673
And you know what?
381
00:19:28,250 --> 00:19:30,540
I love me too.
382
00:19:31,670 --> 00:19:34,090
Cocoa, I never said I didn't love you...
383
00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:35,173
Maybe not.
384
00:19:35,716 --> 00:19:37,626
But I have given you too much power
385
00:19:37,718 --> 00:19:40,888
and I am taking that power back
by uninviting you to my wedding.
386
00:19:42,431 --> 00:19:44,141
- Ow! Oh. Ow!
- What...
387
00:19:44,224 --> 00:19:45,234
Ow!
388
00:19:50,731 --> 00:19:52,441
I liked you better on TV.
389
00:19:53,609 --> 00:19:55,029
And a redhead.
390
00:20:03,452 --> 00:20:04,452
I got it!
391
00:20:04,953 --> 00:20:06,793
We'll say we got jumped
by a group of pirates
392
00:20:06,872 --> 00:20:08,832
and the parrot swallowed the ring.
393
00:20:09,750 --> 00:20:10,750
That's stupid.
394
00:20:11,001 --> 00:20:13,131
They'll never believe that it was pirates.
395
00:20:13,545 --> 00:20:15,205
Tell them it was werewolves.
396
00:20:17,299 --> 00:20:18,299
You're right.
397
00:20:20,469 --> 00:20:21,969
It was werewolves!
398
00:20:24,473 --> 00:20:25,473
What?
399
00:20:25,974 --> 00:20:26,974
Never mind.
400
00:20:27,017 --> 00:20:28,137
I got the ring back.
401
00:20:28,518 --> 00:20:30,148
Yes!
402
00:20:31,188 --> 00:20:32,018
How'd you do it?
403
00:20:32,105 --> 00:20:32,935
Well...
404
00:20:33,023 --> 00:20:35,863
I made Squee an offer he couldn't refuse.
405
00:20:36,568 --> 00:20:38,398
Now, let's put this up in a safe place,
yeah?
406
00:20:38,487 --> 00:20:40,567
Thanks, Uncle Daniel. You're the best.
407
00:20:40,656 --> 00:20:41,656
Nah.
408
00:20:41,782 --> 00:20:44,122
Mm. You're the best... man.
409
00:20:45,285 --> 00:20:46,285
All right, come on.
410
00:21:12,354 --> 00:21:14,984
Reverend McKellan, what can I do for you?
411
00:21:15,065 --> 00:21:17,935
You have something that belongs
to my son. I'd like to have it back.
412
00:21:18,902 --> 00:21:19,992
Ah.
413
00:21:20,487 --> 00:21:22,287
I'm not sure I know
what you're talking about.
414
00:21:22,322 --> 00:21:23,322
Mm.
415
00:21:24,324 --> 00:21:25,914
Thought you might say that.
416
00:21:53,729 --> 00:21:54,729
My watch!
417
00:21:55,480 --> 00:21:56,480
Thank you.
418
00:21:56,857 --> 00:21:57,977
Oh...
419
00:21:58,608 --> 00:22:00,738
You know,
I'm really proud of what you did.
420
00:22:01,445 --> 00:22:03,735
If it's real love,
then you make sacrifices.
421
00:22:04,448 --> 00:22:05,368
Who said that?
422
00:22:05,449 --> 00:22:07,029
Matthew? Mark? Luke?
423
00:22:07,826 --> 00:22:08,906
- Big Sean.
- Heh.
424
00:22:10,537 --> 00:22:12,997
How much did Squee get you for?
I promise I'll pay you back.
425
00:22:13,457 --> 00:22:14,457
Didn't cost me anything.
426
00:22:14,499 --> 00:22:16,699
I told him I wanted the watch back
and he gave it to me.
427
00:22:17,127 --> 00:22:17,957
Just like that?
428
00:22:18,045 --> 00:22:19,085
Just like that.
429
00:22:20,339 --> 00:22:22,469
You know, I wasn't always a preacher.
430
00:22:27,804 --> 00:22:28,804
Cocoa!
431
00:22:29,264 --> 00:22:32,064
You look incredible.
432
00:22:33,435 --> 00:22:34,975
Thank you.
433
00:22:35,645 --> 00:22:37,555
I appreciate
you walking me down the aisle.
434
00:22:37,647 --> 00:22:38,477
Oh,
435
00:22:38,607 --> 00:22:39,977
it's my pleasure.
436
00:22:40,734 --> 00:22:42,694
'Cause, you know, you're my daughter, too.
437
00:22:42,778 --> 00:22:44,698
Oh.
438
00:22:45,280 --> 00:22:46,160
I love you.
439
00:22:46,239 --> 00:22:48,409
- Okay, now, let's get ready to go in.
- Okay.
440
00:22:50,577 --> 00:22:52,287
Cocoa, wait.
441
00:22:54,456 --> 00:22:55,456
Mom?
442
00:22:55,749 --> 00:22:57,039
I know you don't want me here,
443
00:22:57,125 --> 00:23:00,335
but I-I just couldn't leave town
without apologizing.
444
00:23:02,214 --> 00:23:03,214
Okay.
445
00:23:04,633 --> 00:23:05,683
I didn't know...
446
00:23:06,385 --> 00:23:09,005
that my little comments stung so deeply.
447
00:23:09,596 --> 00:23:13,226
I guess I just repeated the kinds
of things my mother always said to me.
448
00:23:14,226 --> 00:23:16,016
And I forgot how much I hated it.
449
00:23:16,853 --> 00:23:18,233
I'm sorry.
450
00:23:21,733 --> 00:23:22,733
Thank you.
451
00:23:24,486 --> 00:23:27,606
And, honey,
you may not think you're perfect...
452
00:23:28,323 --> 00:23:29,323
but I do.
453
00:23:31,159 --> 00:23:32,329
Can you forgive me?
454
00:23:34,996 --> 00:23:35,996
Of course, Mom.
455
00:23:40,293 --> 00:23:41,463
Okay, you two.
456
00:23:41,962 --> 00:23:45,012
All these tears, you're gonna look
like raccoons in the pictures.
457
00:23:49,344 --> 00:23:51,104
If you don't mind, Amelia,
458
00:23:51,304 --> 00:23:53,974
I'd like to walk my beautiful daughter
down the aisle.
459
00:23:54,933 --> 00:23:55,933
If she'll let me.
460
00:23:58,854 --> 00:23:59,984
I'd love that, Mom.
461
00:24:02,441 --> 00:24:04,731
Okay, I'll tell everyone you're ready.
462
00:24:51,573 --> 00:24:54,163
Moses Deuteronomy McKellan...
463
00:24:55,869 --> 00:24:56,869
thank you...
464
00:24:57,746 --> 00:24:59,326
for being my rock...
465
00:25:00,040 --> 00:25:01,040
my heart...
466
00:25:01,625 --> 00:25:02,875
and my best friend.
467
00:25:04,169 --> 00:25:05,169
I love you.
468
00:25:07,631 --> 00:25:09,631
Nicole Joie McKellan...
469
00:25:11,176 --> 00:25:14,466
thank you for being the best teammate
a man could ever have.
470
00:25:15,680 --> 00:25:16,680
I love you.
471
00:25:16,932 --> 00:25:17,932
Mmm.
472
00:25:19,768 --> 00:25:23,608
And by the power vested in me,
I now pronounce you husband and wife.
473
00:25:24,272 --> 00:25:25,272
Again.
474
00:25:27,817 --> 00:25:29,567
Son, you may kiss your bride.
475
00:25:41,498 --> 00:25:43,078
And now for the broom.
476
00:25:43,583 --> 00:25:46,463
Now, this broom has been in our family
for generations.
477
00:25:46,545 --> 00:25:49,295
In other words,
it's not official till you jump it.
478
00:25:50,173 --> 00:25:51,173
Okay, let's do it.
479
00:25:51,550 --> 00:25:52,380
All right.
480
00:25:52,467 --> 00:25:53,507
- Okay, you down?
- Yeah.
481
00:25:53,593 --> 00:25:55,723
All right. Ready. One, two, three.
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