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next uh hi come on kid I ain't got all

next uh hi come on kid I ain't got all day what's your name uh I'm chick this

day what's your name uh I'm chick this

day what's your name uh I'm chick this is zil Dino and scratch of your band

is zil Dino and scratch of your band

is zil Dino and scratch of your band what's the name of your

what's the name of your

what's the name of your band Hindenburg Hindenburg ain't that a

band Hindenburg Hindenburg ain't that a

band Hindenburg Hindenburg ain't that a German condom company no the Bo yeah

German condom company no the Bo yeah

German condom company no the Bo yeah well let's see you let off some

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[Music] ballast wow oh god oh no stop that base

ballast wow oh god oh no stop that base

ballast wow oh god oh no stop that base oh my ass hurts this is terrible no not

oh my ass hurts this is terrible no not

oh my ass hurts this is terrible no not my ears but cut cut

my ears but cut cut

my ears but cut cut seon

seon

seon decision oh God please no no more you

decision oh God please no no more you

decision oh God please no no more you pleas

pleas

pleas anything no this is not good I I don't

anything no this is not good I I don't

anything no this is not good I I don't think I like this at all can we cut it

think I like this at all can we cut it

think I like this at all can we cut it can we just get rid of this thank you

can we just get rid of this thank you

can we just get rid of this thank you what's wrong with the amps you were

what's wrong with the amps you were

what's wrong with the amps you were playing through them do you want us to

playing through them do you want us to

playing through them do you want us to do another song I'd rather have a hot

do another song I'd rather have a hot

do another song I'd rather have a hot rivet shoved up my ass oh so you want us

rivet shoved up my ass oh so you want us

rivet shoved up my ass oh so you want us to come back tomorrow night no I want

to come back tomorrow night no I want

to come back tomorrow night no I want you to Goose step your ass on out of

you to Goose step your ass on out of

you to Goose step your ass on out of here and never come back your cra out

here and never come back your cra out

here and never come back your cra out bastards but we're from Long Island next

bastards but we're from Long Island next

bastards but we're from Long Island next watch my

watch my

watch my Dr and now the Rock Warrior prow is

Dr and now the Rock Warrior prow is

Dr and now the Rock Warrior prow is contractually found to present in what

contractually found to present in what

contractually found to present in what is hopefully their only area appearance

is hopefully their only area appearance

is hopefully their only area appearance [Music]

[Music]

[Music] [Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause] Hur guys are hey you guys look hungry

Hur guys are hey you guys look hungry

Hur guys are hey you guys look hungry why have some in

why have some in

why have some in [Music]

here the of metal on metal continues

here the of metal on metal continues with the lumbering sounds of heidleberg

with the lumbering sounds of heidleberg

with the lumbering sounds of heidleberg lenburg who gives a [ __ ] just

Z man this mean you won

Z man this mean you won [Applause]

forever the hell is that noise let's get

forever the hell is that noise let's get the [ __ ] out of here I'm getting a

the [ __ ] out of here I'm getting a

the [ __ ] out of here I'm getting a headache inside a bathroom

headache inside a bathroom

headache inside a bathroom St L fight our braing

St L fight our braing

St L fight our braing [Music]

toast do you hear something oh let's

toast do you hear something oh let's just show another boys practicing out in

just show another boys practicing out in

just show another boys practicing out in the garage they've been working extra

the garage they've been working extra

the garage they've been working extra hard ever since they lost their drama I

hard ever since they lost their drama I

hard ever since they lost their drama I thought they sounded different

thought they sounded different

thought they sounded different what do you think of the new

what do you think of the new

what do you think of the new sound I like it just as long as shelv is

happen we get for buy an an from the

happen we get for buy an an from the Home Shopping Network

dude I told you Eddie Van Halen

dude I told you Eddie Van Halen recommended those amps oh was it valy

recommended those amps oh was it valy

recommended those amps oh was it valy belli you can't tell the difference can

belli you can't tell the difference can

belli you can't tell the difference can you that's not the point the point is

you that's not the point the point is

you that's not the point the point is you're an idiot yo the point is that

you're an idiot yo the point is that

you're an idiot yo the point is that you're just mad cuz in zil got creamed

you're just mad cuz in zil got creamed

you're just mad cuz in zil got creamed you got to play the drums and sing too

you got to play the drums and sing too

you got to play the drums and sing too that's not going to work I can't do that

that's not going to work I can't do that

that's not going to work I can't do that I'm supposed to be the sex symbol of the

I'm supposed to be the sex symbol of the

I'm supposed to be the sex symbol of the group what am I supposed to do run

group what am I supposed to do run

group what am I supposed to do run around the stage with a drum kit

around the stage with a drum kit

around the stage with a drum kit strapped to my ass you know what my

strapped to my ass you know what my

strapped to my ass you know what my opinion is uh no we don't and we don't

opinion is uh no we don't and we don't

opinion is uh no we don't and we don't want to yeah you don't have an opinion

want to yeah you don't have an opinion

want to yeah you don't have an opinion you're not in the band hey my girlfriend

you're not in the band hey my girlfriend

you're not in the band hey my girlfriend can have an opinion if she

can have an opinion if she

can have an opinion if she wants I think you'd look cute with a

wants I think you'd look cute with a

wants I think you'd look cute with a drum kid strapped to your ass Shut up

drum kid strapped to your ass Shut up

drum kid strapped to your ass Shut up you don't have an opinion you're not in

you don't have an opinion you're not in

you don't have an opinion you're not in the band but think of a chick we'd be a

the band but think of a chick we'd be a

the band but think of a chick we'd be a power

power

power Trio like

Nirvana Nam me one band where the lead

Nirvana Nam me one band where the lead singer was also the drama the Dave Clark

singer was also the drama the Dave Clark

singer was also the drama the Dave Clark 5 the Romantic great and we could do

5 the Romantic great and we could do

5 the Romantic great and we could do every doart review next week at every

every doart review next week at every

every doart review next week at every High School Jim and Benson her hey what

High School Jim and Benson her hey what

High School Jim and Benson her hey what about the Eagles do you really want to

about the Eagles do you really want to

about the Eagles do you really want to be in this band oh yeah please don't

be in this band oh yeah please don't

be in this band oh yeah please don't kick me out of the band again chck then

kick me out of the band again chck then

kick me out of the band again chck then don't push your luck the only reason why

don't push your luck the only reason why

don't push your luck the only reason why you're in this band is cuz your parents

you're in this band is cuz your parents

you're in this band is cuz your parents got an empty two-car garage and a full

got an empty two-car garage and a full

got an empty two-car garage and a full twodo refrigerator hey I'm a pretty good

twodo refrigerator hey I'm a pretty good

twodo refrigerator hey I'm a pretty good base

base

base player when I first asked you to play

player when I first asked you to play

player when I first asked you to play base for me you asked me if you could

base for me you asked me if you could

base for me you asked me if you could play shortstop

play shortstop

play shortstop instead now I started this band and what

instead now I started this band and what

instead now I started this band and what I say goes we got a new Drummer coming

I say goes we got a new Drummer coming

I say goes we got a new Drummer coming in about a few minutes and if she's any

in about a few minutes and if she's any

in about a few minutes and if she's any good she is in

good she is in

good she is in she that's right she a hot looking babes

she that's right she a hot looking babes

she that's right she a hot looking babes is just the right angle we need to make

is just the right angle we need to make

is just the right angle we need to make this band take off she can bang away in

this band take off she can bang away in

this band take off she can bang away in the background and freeze me to strut my

the background and freeze me to strut my

the background and freeze me to strut my stuff up front yeah with all this

stuff up front yeah with all this

stuff up front yeah with all this strutting and banging going on do you

strutting and banging going on do you

strutting and banging going on do you think the two of you will have any time

think the two of you will have any time

think the two of you will have any time to play Rock and Roll come on honey have

to play Rock and Roll come on honey have

to play Rock and Roll come on honey have I ever s with anyone in the band

I ever s with anyone in the band

I ever s with anyone in the band before have

before have

before have I no definitely not see

I no definitely not see

I no definitely not see come

come

come on maybe it'll be all

on maybe it'll be all

on maybe it'll be all right besides guys and girls in the same

right besides guys and girls in the same

right besides guys and girls in the same band never sleep together anyway it's

band never sleep together anyway it's

band never sleep together anyway it's bad for business chick I'll tell you

bad for business chick I'll tell you

bad for business chick I'll tell you what's worse for business a girl drummer

what's worse for business a girl drummer

what's worse for business a girl drummer it's going to make us into a joke yeah

it's going to make us into a joke yeah

it's going to make us into a joke yeah besides they're all bimbos no offense n

besides they're all bimbos no offense n

besides they're all bimbos no offense n taken everybody knows female drummers

taken everybody knows female drummers

taken everybody knows female drummers can't play they suck

can't play they suck

can't play they suck [Music]

did I hear you say something about

did I hear you say something about female drummers fonie hey the name's

female drummers fonie hey the name's

female drummers fonie hey the name's Dino like Dean Martin or James Dean more

Dino like Dean Martin or James Dean more

Dino like Dean Martin or James Dean more like Dino from The Flintstones oh man I

like Dino from The Flintstones oh man I

like Dino from The Flintstones oh man I take back everything I said man she is

take back everything I said man she is

take back everything I said man she is great at least one of you monkeys has

great at least one of you monkeys has

great at least one of you monkeys has some taste you must be chick the

some taste you must be chick the

some taste you must be chick the fearless leader

fearless leader

fearless leader well you are not quite what I pictured

you but maybe with a little makeup here

you but maybe with a little makeup here and there and a low cup bootier and a

and there and a low cup bootier and a

and there and a low cup bootier and a mini skirt a little push up here and a

mini skirt a little push up here and a

mini skirt a little push up here and a little pull down there yeah I knew it

little pull down there yeah I knew it

little pull down there yeah I knew it every time I audition it's the same damn

every time I audition it's the same damn

every time I audition it's the same damn thing they don't care if you're the best

thing they don't care if you're the best

thing they don't care if you're the best damn drummer around they just want some

damn drummer around they just want some

damn drummer around they just want some pumped up bimbo no offense none taken to

pumped up bimbo no offense none taken to

pumped up bimbo no offense none taken to be a half ass wet dream to a bunch of

be a half ass wet dream to a bunch of

be a half ass wet dream to a bunch of slobbering oranga tangs and Metallica

slobbering oranga tangs and Metallica

slobbering oranga tangs and Metallica t-shirts you know I heard you guys were

t-shirts you know I heard you guys were

t-shirts you know I heard you guys were looking for a real musician I guess I

looking for a real musician I guess I

looking for a real musician I guess I was

wrong sometimes I'd like to take you

wrong sometimes I'd like to take you Macho mail [ __ ]

and chick listen man we cannot let her

and chick listen man we cannot let her go man she's too good you got to at

go man she's too good you got to at

go man she's too good you got to at least give her a chance go talk to her

least give her a chance go talk to her

least give her a chance go talk to her talk to her go go go go yo wait a second

talk to her go go go go yo wait a second

talk to her go go go go yo wait a second uh let's

talk so what bands have you been in what

talk so what bands have you been in what bands have I been in what bands have you

bands have I been in what bands have you

bands have I been in what bands have you been in well uh this one

you call this a

you call this a band you guys haven't had a paying gig

band you guys haven't had a paying gig

band you guys haven't had a paying gig since your cousin 's Bar Mitzvah they

since your cousin 's Bar Mitzvah they

since your cousin 's Bar Mitzvah they closed open mik night at half the clubs

closed open mik night at half the clubs

closed open mik night at half the clubs around town cuz they were afraid you

around town cuz they were afraid you

around town cuz they were afraid you might show up and when you played the

might show up and when you played the

might show up and when you played the Jersey dinner theater the audience

Jersey dinner theater the audience

Jersey dinner theater the audience bombarded you with leftovers you're just

bombarded you with leftovers you're just

bombarded you with leftovers you're just lucky it wasn't all you can eat night

lucky it wasn't all you can eat night

lucky it wasn't all you can eat night you might have been killed you guys are

you might have been killed you guys are

you might have been killed you guys are a bunch of musical maggots so what's

a bunch of musical maggots so what's

a bunch of musical maggots so what's your point you suck that's my point and

your point you suck that's my point and

your point you suck that's my point and you need me

and God help it I need you too I need

and God help it I need you too I need [ __ ] father mom how many times have I

[ __ ] father mom how many times have I

[ __ ] father mom how many times have I told you it's Dino not Sheldon Dino I

told you it's Dino not Sheldon Dino I

told you it's Dino not Sheldon Dino I keep forgetting well Dino your father

keep forgetting well Dino your father

keep forgetting well Dino your father and I will be leaving for the Bahamas in

and I will be leaving for the Bahamas in

and I will be leaving for the Bahamas in a few minutes and I just wanted who's

a few minutes and I just wanted who's

a few minutes and I just wanted who's this she's our new

this she's our new

this she's our new Drummer my name's Annie haven't we met

Drummer my name's Annie haven't we met

Drummer my name's Annie haven't we met before no well we'll be going you kids

before no well we'll be going you kids

before no well we'll be going you kids have fun and be good and don't forget to

have fun and be good and don't forget to

have fun and be good and don't forget to take care of the plants and feed fluffy

take care of the plants and feed fluffy

take care of the plants and feed fluffy shell Dino and you kids remember you can

shell Dino and you kids remember you can

shell Dino and you kids remember you can play all you want in here but don't mess

play all you want in here but don't mess

play all you want in here but don't mess up the

house hey congratulations you're in the

house hey congratulations you're in the band guess that makes us the Rhythm

band guess that makes us the Rhythm

band guess that makes us the Rhythm Section you know

Section you know

Section you know Dino I don't know how to tell you this

Dino I don't know how to tell you this

Dino I don't know how to tell you this but your old man comes into the

but your old man comes into the

but your old man comes into the restaurant where I work like twice a

restaurant where I work like twice a

restaurant where I work like twice a week and the baby's with ain't your mom

week and the baby's with ain't your mom

week and the baby's with ain't your mom in fact she's younger than me I know

in fact she's younger than me I know

in fact she's younger than me I know she's Maxx's girlfriend but what can I

she's Maxx's girlfriend but what can I

she's Maxx's girlfriend but what can I do you know I I can't hurt my mom's

do you know I I can't hurt my mom's

do you know I I can't hurt my mom's feelings yeah my pop tried to steal my

feelings yeah my pop tried to steal my

feelings yeah my pop tried to steal my girlfriend once but only once

girlfriend once but only once

girlfriend once but only once wow

wow

wow huh you mean you like

huh you mean you like

huh you mean you like girls well don't

[Music]

[Music] [Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause] [Music]

[Music]

[Music] hi are you the guardan for our new

hi are you the guardan for our new

hi are you the guardan for our new neighbor no I'm your new neighbor you

neighbor no I'm your new neighbor you

neighbor no I'm your new neighbor you penda Bach why does the Latino always

penda Bach why does the Latino always

penda Bach why does the Latino always have to be the Garder huh you got no

have to be the Garder huh you got no

have to be the Garder huh you got no answer for that do you well it was nice

answer for that do you well it was nice

answer for that do you well it was nice to meet you come back here maybe someday

to meet you come back here maybe someday

to meet you come back here maybe someday I get me a white r Gunner like you to

I get me a white r Gunner like you to

I get me a white r Gunner like you to pull my crab grass

he you the

he you the [Music]

[Music]

[Music] window

stop hold everything you're all out of

stop hold everything you're all out of time I ain't out of time you're out of

time I ain't out of time you're out of

time I ain't out of time you're out of time I wrote the song I know what time

time I wrote the song I know what time

time I wrote the song I know what time it's in scratch what time is it

it's in scratch what time is it

it's in scratch what time is it quarter and three no you [ __ ] it

quarter and three no you [ __ ] it

quarter and three no you [ __ ] it clearly states we should be playing in

clearly states we should be playing in

clearly states we should be playing in 44 what were you playing in 78 1 two 83

44 what were you playing in 78 1 two 83

44 what were you playing in 78 1 two 83 it should be

it should be

it should be 44 dude it is look 1 2 + 7 8 + 83 is

44 dude it is look 1 2 + 7 8 + 83 is

44 dude it is look 1 2 + 7 8 + 83 is 1616 now there are four of us right so

1616 now there are four of us right so

1616 now there are four of us right so you divide by four what do you get four

you divide by four what do you get four

you divide by four what do you get four four

one two one two three

one two one two three [Music]

[Music]

[Music] [Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause] 4 you know you and me to get together

4 you know you and me to get together

4 you know you and me to get together and practice a little alone

and practice a little alone

and practice a little alone sometime you know the relationship

sometime you know the relationship

sometime you know the relationship between a good drummer and the lead

between a good drummer and the lead

between a good drummer and the lead singer is very important have to totally

singer is very important have to totally

singer is very important have to totally be in syn if you know what I mean and

be in syn if you know what I mean and

be in syn if you know what I mean and you are a good drummer so I tell me do

you are a good drummer so I tell me do

you are a good drummer so I tell me do you use the Rhythm method what the hell

you use the Rhythm method what the hell

you use the Rhythm method what the hell is going on you said you wanted a beer

is going on you said you wanted a beer

is going on you said you wanted a beer clean yourself

up listen chick next time you put your

up listen chick next time you put your arm around me I'm going to shove my

arm around me I'm going to shove my

arm around me I'm going to shove my stick so far up your ass you'll be

stick so far up your ass you'll be

stick so far up your ass you'll be playing inagata deita on your ad

playing inagata deita on your ad

playing inagata deita on your ad noise what are you some lesbian or

noise what are you some lesbian or

noise what are you some lesbian or something

video hot love potions now they've got

video hot love potions now they've got no

no

no power you've hit the trendy places

power you've hit the trendy places

power you've hit the trendy places you've gone through all the races

you've gone through all the races

you've gone through all the races twice it wasn't

twice it wasn't

twice it wasn't I think I'm going to

I think I'm going to

I think I'm going to vomit kidding spazo is so cool his life

vomit kidding spazo is so cool his life

vomit kidding spazo is so cool his life is my Bible well you must have been

is my Bible well you must have been

is my Bible well you must have been baptized in a toilet no way he's the

baptized in a toilet no way he's the

baptized in a toilet no way he's the most no he's abstract that's what he is

most no he's abstract that's what he is

most no he's abstract that's what he is man your

inator your midnight

inator your midnight [Music]

[Music]

[Music] infiltrator I'm your examinator

infiltrator I'm your examinator

infiltrator I'm your examinator [Music]

[Music]

[Music] infat come on look at him it looks like

infat come on look at him it looks like

infat come on look at him it looks like somebody put red ants and honey in his

somebody put red ants and honey in his

somebody put red ants and honey in his Cod PE I mean anybody can do that

Cod PE I mean anybody can do that

Cod PE I mean anybody can do that watch you're

infiltrator imitation is a sincerest

infiltrator imitation is a sincerest form of

form of

form of plagiarism come on man he's a [ __ ]

plagiarism come on man he's a [ __ ]

plagiarism come on man he's a [ __ ] hasbin he can't even get a video on MTV

hasbin he can't even get a video on MTV

hasbin he can't even get a video on MTV he hasn't been any good since he left

he hasn't been any good since he left

he hasn't been any good since he left the riot police 10 years ago oh please

the riot police 10 years ago oh please

the riot police 10 years ago oh please he's better than ever he's aged like a

he's better than ever he's aged like a

he's better than ever he's aged like a fine cheddar man if we can get him to

fine cheddar man if we can get him to

fine cheddar man if we can get him to listen to our stuff he'd love it and to

listen to our stuff he'd love it and to

listen to our stuff he'd love it and to produce our album we'd have it made so

produce our album we'd have it made so

produce our album we'd have it made so get him what else is the bum like that

get him what else is the bum like that

get him what else is the bum like that have to do except sit around playing

have to do except sit around playing

have to do except sit around playing Canasta with Millie benil and Peter

Canasta with Millie benil and Peter

Canasta with Millie benil and Peter Frampton you kidding we must have sent

Frampton you kidding we must have sent

Frampton you kidding we must have sent him five tapes he never got back to us

him five tapes he never got back to us

him five tapes he never got back to us what are we supposed to do we can't

what are we supposed to do we can't

what are we supposed to do we can't force him to listen why not if you want

force him to listen why not if you want

force him to listen why not if you want to get anywhere we in this business you

to get anywhere we in this business you

to get anywhere we in this business you can't wait for a break you got to make

can't wait for a break you got to make

can't wait for a break you got to make the break

the break

the break happen so let's get him over here sit

happen so let's get him over here sit

happen so let's get him over here sit him down make him listen to our music

him down make him listen to our music

him down make him listen to our music whether he wants to or

not you mean like kidnap him yo dude

not you mean like kidnap him yo dude that's exactly what I

mean yeah he's coming to

mean yeah he's coming to town let's do

town let's do

town let's do it let's do it man can I keep his Cod

it let's do it man can I keep his Cod

it let's do it man can I keep his Cod [Applause]

[Music]

[Music] [Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause] piece to

where over there look he's coming in the

where over there look he's coming in the car want everybody to stay back I don't

car want everybody to stay back I don't

car want everybody to stay back I don't want to have to hurt

[Applause]

[Applause] anybody buzz off you lousy leeches don't

anybody buzz off you lousy leeches don't

anybody buzz off you lousy leeches don't say that me your fans oh yeah well where

say that me your fans oh yeah well where

say that me your fans oh yeah well where were they when I was playing the club

were they when I was playing the club

were they when I was playing the club tonight they were all there I recognize

tonight they were all there I recognize

tonight they were all there I recognize all 10 of them look you've got to look

all 10 of them look you've got to look

all 10 of them look you've got to look on the bright side of things the club

on the bright side of things the club

on the bright side of things the club wasn't half empty it was half full I

wasn't half empty it was half full I

wasn't half empty it was half full I think you're full full of [ __ ] you

think you're full full of [ __ ] you

think you're full full of [ __ ] you didn't give me the publicity that the

didn't give me the publicity that the

didn't give me the publicity that the star in my position

star in my position

star in my position deserves can I have your autograph Mr

spazo hey what are you doing Mr spaz hey

spazo hey what are you doing Mr spaz hey don't do that oh

don't do that oh

don't do that oh sorry here kid let me personalize this

sorry here kid let me personalize this

sorry here kid let me personalize this for you

for you

for you bad man what's up don't you remember

bad man what's up don't you remember

bad man what's up don't you remember me you know you used to be good but now

me you know you used to be good but now

me you know you used to be good but now you suck I only one of your autograph

you suck I only one of your autograph

you suck I only one of your autograph cuz I can get one day a Cassidy for 10

cuz I can get one day a Cassidy for 10

cuz I can get one day a Cassidy for 10 of you hey kid the next time your mother

of you hey kid the next time your mother

of you hey kid the next time your mother gets pregnant I'll pay for the bleeding

gets pregnant I'll pay for the bleeding

gets pregnant I'll pay for the bleeding abortion myself you hear that the voice

abortion myself you hear that the voice

abortion myself you hear that the voice of M CRS hey where do you think you're

of M CRS hey where do you think you're

of M CRS hey where do you think you're going we're staying in a hotel with you

going we're staying in a hotel with you

going we're staying in a hotel with you not anymore you're fired I'm not being

not anymore you're fired I'm not being

not anymore you're fired I'm not being lumbered with a bunch of soding

lumbered with a bunch of soding

lumbered with a bunch of soding untalented string manglers if I've got

untalented string manglers if I've got

untalented string manglers if I've got to listen listen to your sorry asses

to listen listen to your sorry asses

to listen listen to your sorry asses [ __ ] up one more show I'll vomit more

[ __ ] up one more show I'll vomit more

[ __ ] up one more show I'll vomit more than

usual look I'm sorry guys it's just you

usual look I'm sorry guys it's just you know it's just his way so look you know

know it's just his way so look you know

know it's just his way so look you know take care and good luck

take care and good luck

take care and good luck okay yo what do we

okay yo what do we

okay yo what do we do no [ __ ]

this Spazzy baby how was your Su tonight

this Spazzy baby how was your Su tonight oh baby come to Daddy

did you have the uh air conditioner put

did you have the uh air conditioner put in the sauner in the house of Malibu I'm

in the sauner in the house of Malibu I'm

in the sauner in the house of Malibu I'm sweating me bollocks off in there uh

sweating me bollocks off in there uh

sweating me bollocks off in there uh you're supposed to sweat in the saza

you're supposed to sweat in the saza

you're supposed to sweat in the saza that's the whole idea well uh how about

that's the whole idea well uh how about

that's the whole idea well uh how about moving the swimming pool into the living

moving the swimming pool into the living

moving the swimming pool into the living room that's going to be very expensive

room that's going to be very expensive

room that's going to be very expensive though spazza yeah baby you've got to go

though spazza yeah baby you've got to go

though spazza yeah baby you've got to go easy on the spining every time I want to

easy on the spining every time I want to

easy on the spining every time I want to spend my money I got to go easy why

spend my money I got to go easy why

spend my money I got to go easy why don't you go easy spending my money

don't you go easy spending my money

don't you go easy spending my money don't if you really want money why don't

don't if you really want money why don't

don't if you really want money why don't you go back to being a porno Queen Holly

you go back to being a porno Queen Holly

you go back to being a porno Queen Holly Everest and her Pleasure Chest then

Everest and her Pleasure Chest then

Everest and her Pleasure Chest then maybe you give me a willly for a change

maybe you give me a willly for a change

maybe you give me a willly for a change I'll never go back to

that where are my kippers couldn't get

that where are my kippers couldn't get any kippers Faz we you got your sardines

any kippers Faz we you got your sardines

any kippers Faz we you got your sardines instead they're from Sardinia restaurant

instead they're from Sardinia restaurant

instead they're from Sardinia restaurant today speaks very very highly of you man

today speaks very very highly of you man

today speaks very very highly of you man well this is how highly I think of

well this is how highly I think of

well this is how highly I think of them is that uh high enough for you and

them is that uh high enough for you and

them is that uh high enough for you and uh what's this

uh what's this

uh what's this crap what's wrong now those clarts come

crap what's wrong now those clarts come

crap what's wrong now those clarts come all the way from the left in Paris right

all the way from the left in Paris right

all the way from the left in Paris right City wrong Bank strike

City wrong Bank strike

City wrong Bank strike to well did Meo get here yet I haded a

to well did Meo get here yet I haded a

to well did Meo get here yet I haded a border just the way you want look

border just the way you want look

border just the way you want look [ __ ]

what's wrong with this

what's wrong with this picture

picture

picture oh

I wish you'd all piss off and leave me

I wish you'd all piss off and leave me alone badly baby this sun is before you

alone badly baby this sun is before you

alone badly baby this sun is before you finish reing the place yeah it's just

finish reing the place yeah it's just

finish reing the place yeah it's just the usual contracts for the usual Clubs

the usual contracts for the usual Clubs

the usual contracts for the usual Clubs St sign the bloody Declaration of

St sign the bloody Declaration of

St sign the bloody Declaration of Independence if get the two of you out

Independence if get the two of you out

Independence if get the two of you out of here any

sooner what the C what you waiting

sooner what the C what you waiting for

for

for wait I'm all full of tension now where's

wait I'm all full of tension now where's

wait I'm all full of tension now where's my medication

my medication

my medication oh yeah take some of these but be very

oh yeah take some of these but be very

oh yeah take some of these but be very careful they tend to make you

careful they tend to make you

careful they tend to make you hallucinate great maybe I'll hallucinate

hallucinate great maybe I'll hallucinate

hallucinate great maybe I'll hallucinate myself a new manager while I'm at

that now we got control of all his money

that now we got control of all his money all we've got to do is kill him before

all we've got to do is kill him before

all we've got to do is kill him before he gets to spend anymore and before

he gets to spend anymore and before

he gets to spend anymore and before anybody wises up to us it's goodbye

anybody wises up to us it's goodbye

anybody wises up to us it's goodbye spazzo hello yellow yellow brick road is

spazzo hello yellow yellow brick road is

spazzo hello yellow yellow brick road is it going to hurt him much I sincerely

it going to hurt him much I sincerely

it going to hurt him much I sincerely hope so now why don't you go down to the

hope so now why don't you go down to the

hope so now why don't you go down to the restaurant and let me take care of it

okay

okay doodle yes thany give this one to go

it's all set he's in his room I've left

it's all set he's in his room I've left the bathroom window open by now he's got

the bathroom window open by now he's got

the bathroom window open by now he's got enough drugs and alcohol in him to stop

enough drugs and alcohol in him to stop

enough drugs and alcohol in him to stop a horny bull elephant are you ready I

a horny bull elephant are you ready I

a horny bull elephant are you ready I was born ready one shot of this and his

was born ready one shot of this and his

was born ready one shot of this and his next concert will be held at Forest Lawn

next concert will be held at Forest Lawn

next concert will be held at Forest Lawn just one more rock star done in by an

just one more rock star done in by an

just one more rock star done in by an overdose you sure it'll work hey it's

overdose you sure it'll work hey it's

overdose you sure it'll work hey it's what I do I've done this so often I give

what I do I've done this so often I give

what I do I've done this so often I give a 10% rake off on it good cuz after

a 10% rake off on it good cuz after

a 10% rake off on it good cuz after tonight I'll be kissing his wife instead

tonight I'll be kissing his wife instead

tonight I'll be kissing his wife instead of his

of his

of his ass it's half the money now and remember

ass it's half the money now and remember

ass it's half the money now and remember you don't get the other half until the

you don't get the other half until the

you don't get the other half until the coroner declares it an accident okay

who's disturbing the bloody chaos that

who's disturbing the bloody chaos that tossing pimp of a manager or [ __ ] of a

tossing pimp of a manager or [ __ ] of a

tossing pimp of a manager or [ __ ] of a wife of

mine

mine what whoa must be my night cap room

what whoa must be my night cap room

what whoa must be my night cap room service I wouldn't mind being serviced

service I wouldn't mind being serviced

service I wouldn't mind being serviced in my room now that you come to mention

in my room now that you come to mention

in my room now that you come to mention it come

it come

it come [Music]

in would you like a drink my dear bouron

in would you like a drink my dear bouron the Cola I'd love one here's the bourbon

the Cola I'd love one here's the bourbon

the Cola I'd love one here's the bourbon and here's the

and here's the

and here's the Cola please uh pardon the appearance of

Cola please uh pardon the appearance of

Cola please uh pardon the appearance of the room I gave the ma the day off when

the room I gave the ma the day off when

the room I gave the ma the day off when in

in

in 1980 it's impossible to get good help

1980 it's impossible to get good help

1980 it's impossible to get good help these

days well uh now that we've laughed

days well uh now that we've laughed together and uh got to know each other

together and uh got to know each other

together and uh got to know each other as it were shared a drink and some witty

as it were shared a drink and some witty

as it were shared a drink and some witty R part te I think it's about time for a

R part te I think it's about time for a

R part te I think it's about time for a little Chaser a chaser yes me oh is that

little Chaser a chaser yes me oh is that

little Chaser a chaser yes me oh is that all you're interested in is an empty

all you're interested in is an empty

all you're interested in is an empty sexual relationship with someone you

sexual relationship with someone you

sexual relationship with someone you hardly know or feel affection for yes I

hardly know or feel affection for yes I

hardly know or feel affection for yes I do with me bloody wife all the

do with me bloody wife all the

do with me bloody wife all the time get him I'm trying baby get him

time get him I'm trying baby get him

time get him I'm trying baby get him off I'm trying B I'm

now get ready for the best 30 seconds of

now get ready for the best 30 seconds of your

life I never knew she was underage

life I never knew she was underage Offa what the fckery

Offa what the fckery

Offa what the fckery girl that been

girl that been

girl that been [Music]

[Music]

[Music] sent yo you okay in this

SP why don't you wait a little longer

SP why don't you wait a little longer like he didn't drill on me enough oh

like he didn't drill on me enough oh

like he didn't drill on me enough oh Rockstar drool cool I hate these things

Rockstar drool cool I hate these things

Rockstar drool cool I hate these things they were designed to torture women and

they were designed to torture women and

they were designed to torture women and keep them in bondage why didn't Bonnie

keep them in bondage why didn't Bonnie

keep them in bondage why didn't Bonnie do this cuz if she went into spo's room

do this cuz if she went into spo's room

do this cuz if she went into spo's room she wouldn't have come out come on let's

she wouldn't have come out come on let's

she wouldn't have come out come on let's go

let's

let's [Music]

[Music]

[Music] go good who wait

Spar

Spar spazo are you dead

yet maybe he bought it on the toilet

yet maybe he bought it on the toilet like Elvis oh dve is this a good face

like Elvis oh dve is this a good face

like Elvis oh dve is this a good face for the week

no no no no just just if you really want

no no no no just just if you really want to cry just think about all the money

to cry just think about all the money

to cry just think about all the money we're going to piss away on the funeral

okay oh what's appropriate for the

okay oh what's appropriate for the funeral I don't know how's

this how am I going to act when the cops

this how am I going to act when the cops get here well why don't you just fake

get here well why don't you just fake

get here well why don't you just fake orgasm like you're doing those movies of

orgasm like you're doing those movies of

orgasm like you're doing those movies of yours and they'll think you're out of

yours and they'll think you're out of

yours and they'll think you're out of your mind with

yes he's not there the blo brought you

yes he's not there the blo brought you scared the [ __ ] out of me man I'm here

scared the [ __ ] out of me man I'm here

scared the [ __ ] out of me man I'm here for the rest of my D where's the body

for the rest of my D where's the body

for the rest of my D where's the body there ain't none he got snatched pinched

there ain't none he got snatched pinched

there ain't none he got snatched pinched kidnapped in short he's gone but not

kidnapped in short he's gone but not

kidnapped in short he's gone but not forgotten what do you mean kidnapped

forgotten what do you mean kidnapped

forgotten what do you mean kidnapped okay come on

okay come on

okay come on okay

okay

okay stop stop

stop let end up which end

stop let end up which end whoa oh B then I remembered the AC of

whoa oh B then I remembered the AC of

whoa oh B then I remembered the AC of God Clause I was here ready willing and

God Clause I was here ready willing and

God Clause I was here ready willing and able to perform it ain't my fault he got

able to perform it ain't my fault he got

able to perform it ain't my fault he got grabbed so you owe me the balance I owe

grabbed so you owe me the balance I owe

grabbed so you owe me the balance I owe you jack [ __ ] till you produce bz's dead

you jack [ __ ] till you produce bz's dead

you jack [ __ ] till you produce bz's dead body and it's been rolled an accident

body and it's been rolled an accident

body and it's been rolled an accident man no whoa don't get tough don't get

man no whoa don't get tough don't get

man no whoa don't get tough don't get tough with me I got a letter with my

tough with me I got a letter with my

tough with me I got a letter with my lawyer which outlines the exact plan man

lawyer which outlines the exact plan man

lawyer which outlines the exact plan man yeah yeah I know and if anything happens

yeah yeah I know and if anything happens

yeah yeah I know and if anything happens to you the letter go straight to the

to you the letter go straight to the

to you the letter go straight to the cops

cops

cops yes ever since that goddamn episode of

yes ever since that goddamn episode of

yes ever since that goddamn episode of Perry Mason I can't get tough with

Perry Mason I can't get tough with

Perry Mason I can't get tough with anybody what do you think they've done

anybody what do you think they've done

anybody what do you think they've done with him then hey I an independent

with him then hey I an independent

with him then hey I an independent extermination agent not a pi you just

extermination agent not a pi you just

extermination agent not a pi you just sit tight you'll get your body GI

sit tight you'll get your body GI

sit tight you'll get your body GI wrapped and tied in a bow and it'll look

wrapped and tied in a bow and it'll look

wrapped and tied in a bow and it'll look like an accident if I got to shoot him

like an accident if I got to shoot him

like an accident if I got to shoot him and run him over with a Mac

Truck does this mean it's not going to

Truck does this mean it's not going to be a

be a

be a funeral please don't kill me have mercy

funeral please don't kill me have mercy

funeral please don't kill me have mercy on a poor wretched rocker who's done

on a poor wretched rocker who's done

on a poor wretched rocker who's done things with groupy so bizarre that riple

things with groupy so bizarre that riple

things with groupy so bizarre that riple believe it or not wouldn't believe it

believe it or not wouldn't believe it

believe it or not wouldn't believe it I'm worth a lot of money you know I've

I'm worth a lot of money you know I've

I'm worth a lot of money you know I've got a ejaculated 2,000 guitar with

got a ejaculated 2,000 guitar with

got a ejaculated 2,000 guitar with ballbuster pickup STS a velvet cover

ballbuster pickup STS a velvet cover

ballbuster pickup STS a velvet cover Porsche and a sauna with air

conditioning Co what kind of idiot has a

conditioning Co what kind of idiot has a SAA with air conditioning it's in the

SAA with air conditioning it's in the

SAA with air conditioning it's in the Porsche you can have it all my manager

Porsche you can have it all my manager

Porsche you can have it all my manager will pay you anything you want just

will pay you anything you want just

will pay you anything you want just don't hurt me please don't mess up me

don't hurt me please don't mess up me

don't hurt me please don't mess up me pretty face I'll do anything you want

pretty face I'll do anything you want

pretty face I'll do anything you want will you listen to our music

what we're not going to hurt you we love

what we're not going to hurt you we love you we just want to listen to our band

you we just want to listen to our band

you we just want to listen to our band and help us get a record deal you mean

and help us get a record deal you mean

and help us get a record deal you mean to say that you pfac horse theves

to say that you pfac horse theves

to say that you pfac horse theves snicked me away from the warm

snicked me away from the warm

snicked me away from the warm comfortable decadent Splender to listen

comfortable decadent Splender to listen

comfortable decadent Splender to listen to your piss and Cat Walling you've got

to your piss and Cat Walling you've got

to your piss and Cat Walling you've got to be joking I piss on your music I

to be joking I piss on your music I

to be joking I piss on your music I vomit on your instruments if I wasn't

vomit on your instruments if I wasn't

vomit on your instruments if I wasn't tied up I'd tear the vocal cords out of

tied up I'd tear the vocal cords out of

tied up I'd tear the vocal cords out of your throat and use them as dental floss

your throat and use them as dental floss

your throat and use them as dental floss Brits Philistines Saron dogs Spartan

Brits Philistines Saron dogs Spartan

Brits Philistines Saron dogs Spartan pigs Grecian ears Little Neck CL

pigs Grecian ears Little Neck CL

pigs Grecian ears Little Neck CL V

V

V blind out of his G that's what he is

blind out of his G that's what he is

blind out of his G that's what he is come on let's get out of here let's let

come on let's get out of here let's let

come on let's get out of here let's let him cool off you can't play for 3 in the

him cool off you can't play for 3 in the

him cool off you can't play for 3 in the morning anyway cops will be here in a

morning anyway cops will be here in a

morning anyway cops will be here in a minute come on let's

go good night sad sleep tight don't let

go good night sad sleep tight don't let the bed bugs bite bed bugs you put me in

the bed bugs bite bed bugs you put me in

the bed bugs bite bed bugs you put me in here with bed you [ __ ] h

[Music]

[Music] you

you

you know hello we got spazo is he dead yet

know hello we got spazo is he dead yet

know hello we got spazo is he dead yet no he's unharmed we'll get back to you

no he's unharmed we'll get back to you

no he's unharmed we'll get back to you with our demands meanwhile if you call

with our demands meanwhile if you call

with our demands meanwhile if you call the cops we'll kill him you promise huh

the cops we'll kill him you promise huh

the cops we'll kill him you promise huh you said if I call the cops you'll kill

you said if I call the cops you'll kill

you said if I call the cops you'll kill him correct well I'm calling the cops

him correct well I'm calling the cops

him correct well I'm calling the cops right now as we speak I don't think you

right now as we speak I don't think you

right now as we speak I don't think you understand I understand correct me if

understand I understand correct me if

understand I understand correct me if I'm wrong and I quote if you call the

I'm wrong and I quote if you call the

I'm wrong and I quote if you call the cops we will kill him okay well that's

cops we will kill him okay well that's

cops we will kill him okay well that's the police on the other line hello

the police on the other line hello

the police on the other line hello police yeah I'll suggest you get off the

police yeah I'll suggest you get off the

police yeah I'll suggest you get off the line before they trace the call Jag

line before they trace the call Jag

line before they trace the call Jag bye what are you

bye what are you

bye what are you doing they said if I call the cops

doing they said if I call the cops

doing they said if I call the cops they'll kill the son of a [ __ ] I'm just

they'll kill the son of a [ __ ] I'm just

they'll kill the son of a [ __ ] I'm just checking up let him get

checking up let him get

checking up let him get it his manager said to kill spazo hello

it his manager said to kill spazo hello

it his manager said to kill spazo hello yeah get me the police he must be using

yeah get me the police he must be using

yeah get me the police he must be using child psychology on

child psychology on

child psychology on us yo wait where are we going to get a

us yo wait where are we going to get a

us yo wait where are we going to get a kid this time of night I told you I

kid this time of night I told you I

kid this time of night I told you I should have done it talking I knew you'd

should have done it talking I knew you'd

should have done it talking I knew you'd [ __ ] it up if you don't shut up I'll

[ __ ] it up if you don't shut up I'll

[ __ ] it up if you don't shut up I'll [ __ ] you

[ __ ] you

[ __ ] you [Music]

maybe you call off by

maybe you call off by [Music]

[Music]

[Music] now You buing Bic bastards you colonic

now You buing Bic bastards you colonic

now You buing Bic bastards you colonic cleansing crack face crumpets I've never

cleansing crack face crumpets I've never

cleansing crack face crumpets I've never been so humiliated my life Shanghai by a

been so humiliated my life Shanghai by a

been so humiliated my life Shanghai by a bunch of De classy adults you pathetic

bunch of De classy adults you pathetic

bunch of De classy adults you pathetic pratting pnos pimple fake

pratting pnos pimple fake

pratting pnos pimple fake puffers thought you might like a little

puffers thought you might like a little

puffers thought you might like a little breakfast spazo what

breakfast spazo what

breakfast spazo what are these eggs for mble fed

are these eggs for mble fed

are these eggs for mble fed chickens uh no well then what's stting

chickens uh no well then what's stting

chickens uh no well then what's stting good are

good are

good are they Manchester prep soccer team 1970 I

they Manchester prep soccer team 1970 I

they Manchester prep soccer team 1970 I told you he wouldn't eat any of that

told you he wouldn't eat any of that

told you he wouldn't eat any of that slap yes spaz here is some nice tasty

slap yes spaz here is some nice tasty

slap yes spaz here is some nice tasty oatmeal made with love I chewed the oats

oatmeal made with love I chewed the oats

oatmeal made with love I chewed the oats myself

you wank has got a lot of nerd me

you wank has got a lot of nerd me stewing me own swill overnight if you

stewing me own swill overnight if you

stewing me own swill overnight if you think that the great spazzer is going to

think that the great spazzer is going to

think that the great spazzer is going to listen to you head banging buang bangers

listen to you head banging buang bangers

listen to you head banging buang bangers play your punched up music you're

play your punched up music you're

play your punched up music you're absolutely [ __ ]

right the name of our band is Hindenburg

right the name of our band is Hindenburg I'm chick she's Andy this is Dino and

I'm chick she's Andy this is Dino and

I'm chick she's Andy this is Dino and scratch what's up spaz prick Randy wo

scratch what's up spaz prick Randy wo

scratch what's up spaz prick Randy wo and crotch right overjoy to make your

and crotch right overjoy to make your

and crotch right overjoy to make your acquaintance play all

acquaintance play all

acquaintance play all mff one two one two three 4

[Applause]

[Applause] [Music]

love is

love is drug drug love is drug love

[Music]

[Music] [Applause]

drug

drug beautiful I'm making it

beautiful I'm making it

beautiful I'm making it beautiful I'm making it beautiful

beautiful I'm making it beautiful

beautiful I'm making it beautiful I'm making it

I'm making it

I'm making it beautiful I'm making it

beautiful I'm making it

beautiful I'm making it beautiful I'm making it

[Music]

[Music] beautiful

beautiful

beautiful well what' you

well what' you

well what' you think you want some creative criticism

think you want some creative criticism

think you want some creative criticism uh yeah get out of the music business as

uh yeah get out of the music business as

uh yeah get out of the music business as fast as humanly possible perhaps a

fast as humanly possible perhaps a

fast as humanly possible perhaps a career in uh plumbing

career in uh plumbing

career in uh plumbing supplies no I was just kidding yes great

supplies no I was just kidding yes great

supplies no I was just kidding yes great magnificent wonderful HPS of angers

magnificent wonderful HPS of angers

magnificent wonderful HPS of angers couldn't sound better if they tried you

couldn't sound better if they tried you

couldn't sound better if they tried you you really liked it oh I wish I'd ridden

you really liked it oh I wish I'd ridden

you really liked it oh I wish I'd ridden it

it

it myself do you want to hear another one

myself do you want to hear another one

myself do you want to hear another one oh oh no no no no not right now I'd like

oh oh no no no no not right now I'd like

oh oh no no no no not right now I'd like to savor that one a little let it ring

to savor that one a little let it ring

to savor that one a little let it ring within my head like a a great big church

within my head like a a great big church

within my head like a a great big church bell can we like get you anything while

bell can we like get you anything while

bell can we like get you anything while you're waiting can

you're waiting can

you're waiting can we well uh now that you come to mention

we well uh now that you come to mention

we well uh now that you come to mention it there are a few small items that will

it there are a few small items that will

it there are a few small items that will make my stay here a little more

make my stay here a little more

make my stay here a little more congenial red cavier from the Caspian

congenial red cavier from the Caspian

congenial red cavier from the Caspian Sea not the Black Sea and don't let them

Sea not the Black Sea and don't let them

Sea not the Black Sea and don't let them Palm you off with that vulgar River [ __ ]

Palm you off with that vulgar River [ __ ]

Palm you off with that vulgar River [ __ ] what would caviat be without a Don perin

what would caviat be without a Don perin

what would caviat be without a Don perin champagne slightly chilled 1920s at the

champagne slightly chilled 1920s at the

champagne slightly chilled 1920s at the latest I won't drink it if it's too warm

latest I won't drink it if it's too warm

latest I won't drink it if it's too warm or too cold and while you're at it you

or too cold and while you're at it you

or too cold and while you're at it you might as well get me some uh Black

might as well get me some uh Black

might as well get me some uh Black Forest ham my parents already have that

Forest ham my parents already have that

Forest ham my parents already have that is it from the blackest part of the

is it from the blackest part of the

is it from the blackest part of the forest I'm not sure well then you better

forest I'm not sure well then you better

forest I'm not sure well then you better go out for it will that be all your

go out for it will that be all your

go out for it will that be all your lordship and be bloody quick about it

lordship and be bloody quick about it

lordship and be bloody quick about it the pangs of hunger are swelling up

the pangs of hunger are swelling up

the pangs of hunger are swelling up within me hang on to your pains we'll be

within me hang on to your pains we'll be

within me hang on to your pains we'll be right

right

right back and get me some uh dun Hills Deluxe

back and get me some uh dun Hills Deluxe

back and get me some uh dun Hills Deluxe with a granular tips and a half a pound

with a granular tips and a half a pound

with a granular tips and a half a pound of wild boar make sure it's wild and

of wild boar make sure it's wild and

of wild boar make sure it's wild and make sure it's a boar uh guys where are

make sure it's a boar uh guys where are

make sure it's a boar uh guys where are we going to get all the money for this

we going to get all the money for this

we going to get all the money for this stuff Dino give me a mom's credit card

stuff Dino give me a mom's credit card

stuff Dino give me a mom's credit card but that's only for emergencies you're

but that's only for emergencies you're

but that's only for emergencies you're the greatest rocker in the world in your

the greatest rocker in the world in your

the greatest rocker in the world in your garage and he's into wild music what do

garage and he's into wild music what do

garage and he's into wild music what do you call that you think he's going to be

you call that you think he's going to be

you call that you think he's going to be all right with Bonnie one thing's for

all right with Bonnie one thing's for

all right with Bonnie one thing's for sure she ain't going to let him

sure she ain't going to let him

sure she ain't going to let him [Music]

[Music]

[Music] go hi I'm

go hi I'm

go hi I'm Bonnie you certainly

Bonnie you certainly

Bonnie you certainly are say uh Bonnie might I have some more

are say uh Bonnie might I have some more

are say uh Bonnie might I have some more of that wonderful porridge that you

of that wonderful porridge that you

of that wonderful porridge that you prepar for me with those dainty and

prepar for me with those dainty and

prepar for me with those dainty and beautiful little hands of yours

[Music]

[Music] yummy what other hidden talents do you

yummy what other hidden talents do you

yummy what other hidden talents do you have my dear you play an instrument or

have my dear you play an instrument or

have my dear you play an instrument or sing well um I can do

sing well um I can do

sing well um I can do Impressions yeah okay

Fortune okay and here's Diane Parkinson

Fortune okay and here's Diane Parkinson from The Price is Right

she's more stac you know an Abrupt Bravo

she's more stac you know an Abrupt Bravo bravim you know I'd applaud if my uh

bravim you know I'd applaud if my uh

bravim you know I'd applaud if my uh hands weren't being

hands weren't being

hands weren't being tied you know I might be able to help

tied you know I might be able to help

tied you know I might be able to help you I could speak to Bob Barker if you'd

you I could speak to Bob Barker if you'd

you I could speak to Bob Barker if you'd like you know Bob Barker sure we're

like you know Bob Barker sure we're

like you know Bob Barker sure we're drinking

buddies

buddies B um do you think that I could have a

B um do you think that I could have a

B um do you think that I could have a little souvenir of our time

little souvenir of our time

little souvenir of our time together I wondered when you get round

together I wondered when you get round

together I wondered when you get round to that one goodie I'll go get the

to that one goodie I'll go get the

to that one goodie I'll go get the plaster of

plaster of

plaster of Paris plaster of

Paris this is a land of P of music video

Paris this is a land of P of music video Network news the world of rock was

Network news the world of rock was

Network news the world of rock was rolled today by the kidnapping of punk

rolled today by the kidnapping of punk

rolled today by the kidnapping of punk rock veteran spazo it seems everyone no

rock veteran spazo it seems everyone no

rock veteran spazo it seems everyone no matter how how big knew or worked with

matter how how big knew or worked with

matter how how big knew or worked with them in the course of their career so we

them in the course of their career so we

them in the course of their career so we caught up with a few rockers to get

caught up with a few rockers to get

caught up with a few rockers to get their reactions to this out raous

their reactions to this out raous

their reactions to this out raous cry yeah spazo I hope they kill the

cry yeah spazo I hope they kill the

cry yeah spazo I hope they kill the [ __ ] [ __ ] deserves it man he was a

[ __ ] [ __ ] deserves it man he was a

[ __ ] [ __ ] deserves it man he was a whole jerk the music was horrible like I

whole jerk the music was horrible like I

whole jerk the music was horrible like I I don't know what the hell they were

I don't know what the hell they were

I don't know what the hell they were doing I never listened to him yeah me

doing I never listened to him yeah me

doing I never listened to him yeah me SPO we go back go back away yeah uh

SPO we go back go back away yeah uh

SPO we go back go back away yeah uh actually I remember thought before show

actually I remember thought before show

actually I remember thought before show like shove this banana down his trousers

like shove this banana down his trousers

like shove this banana down his trousers and you know it wasn't make him look

and you know it wasn't make him look

and you know it wasn't make him look bigger or anything it was just that he

bigger or anything it was just that he

bigger or anything it was just that he liked it

liked it

liked it there who's

there who's

there who's spazo we t with spazo he's a [ __ ]

spazo we t with spazo he's a [ __ ]

spazo we t with spazo he's a [ __ ] ass yeah

ass yeah

ass yeah SP yeah of course he's still around yeah

SP yeah of course he's still around yeah

SP yeah of course he's still around yeah he's been kidnapped by ruthless vicious

he's been kidnapped by ruthless vicious

he's been kidnapped by ruthless vicious criminals yeah that's

criminals yeah that's

criminals yeah that's what yeah his life hangs in the balance

what yeah his life hangs in the balance

what yeah his life hangs in the balance man his wife's

hysterical yeah and you can quote me on

hysterical yeah and you can quote me on that okay yeah

Channel have you any idea how much his

Channel have you any idea how much his back catalog is going to be worth now

back catalog is going to be worth now

back catalog is going to be worth now Millions I just thought they kill the

Millions I just thought they kill the

Millions I just thought they kill the son of a [ __ ] while he's still

son of a [ __ ] while he's still

son of a [ __ ] while he's still hot I'm Mr Donan I'm man my name is

hot I'm Mr Donan I'm man my name is

hot I'm Mr Donan I'm man my name is Lieutenant Cole and I I'll be in charge

Lieutenant Cole and I I'll be in charge

Lieutenant Cole and I I'll be in charge of the task force running down these

of the task force running down these

of the task force running down these creeps as you can see we're setting up

creeps as you can see we're setting up

creeps as you can see we're setting up our Command Center right now from the

our Command Center right now from the

our Command Center right now from the looks at things here you've been pretty

looks at things here you've been pretty

looks at things here you've been pretty busy yourself just a bit of damage

busy yourself just a bit of damage

busy yourself just a bit of damage control really that's all you have any

control really that's all you have any

control really that's all you have any idea how this thing got leaked out to

idea how this thing got leaked out to

idea how this thing got leaked out to the media no no absolutely not we don't

the media no no absolutely not we don't

the media no no absolutely not we don't have any idea do we Holly oh absolutely

have any idea do we Holly oh absolutely

have any idea do we Holly oh absolutely not well that's okay we think we have a

not well that's okay we think we have a

not well that's okay we think we have a lead on who did this really if it is

lead on who did this really if it is

lead on who did this really if it is these rcks frankly he's in grave danger

these rcks frankly he's in grave danger

these rcks frankly he's in grave danger you don't say it's true we found

you don't say it's true we found

you don't say it's true we found something in this hotel room that leads

something in this hotel room that leads

something in this hotel room that leads us to believe that he was kidnapped by a

us to believe that he was kidnapped by a

us to believe that he was kidnapped by a group so monstrous so brutal that no

group so monstrous so brutal that no

group so monstrous so brutal that no victim has ever escaped alive did they

victim has ever escaped alive did they

victim has ever escaped alive did they use torture almost always good good good

use torture almost always good good good

use torture almost always good good good you found a lead on him anyway yeah can

you found a lead on him anyway yeah can

you found a lead on him anyway yeah can you tell me about these people who are

you tell me about these people who are

you tell me about these people who are they well tell you who they are they're

they well tell you who they are they're

they well tell you who they are they're the moldan front

the moldan front

the moldan front the Malini in front that's right get it

the Malini in front that's right get it

the Malini in front that's right get it oh spazo it's so big you have the

oh spazo it's so big you have the

oh spazo it's so big you have the biggest one I've had so far of course

biggest one I've had so far of course

biggest one I've had so far of course right now my collection only consists of

right now my collection only consists of

right now my collection only consists of my boyfriend chick but I'm looking to

my boyfriend chick but I'm looking to

my boyfriend chick but I'm looking to move up first you then

move up first you then

move up first you then Foo then sting oh and

Foo then sting oh and

Foo then sting oh and then Guns and Roses do they count as one

then Guns and Roses do they count as one

then Guns and Roses do they count as one or five

or five

or five imim CH swords would be

imim CH swords would be

imim CH swords would be proud listen pet if you were to undo

proud listen pet if you were to undo

proud listen pet if you were to undo these bonds I might be able to thank you

these bonds I might be able to thank you

these bonds I might be able to thank you properly for this honor oh okay but

properly for this honor oh okay but

properly for this honor oh okay but don't move around too much while it's

don't move around too much while it's

don't move around too much while it's still wet and sticky that's what they

still wet and sticky that's what they

still wet and sticky that's what they all say

spaz I didn't know you were into that be

spaz I didn't know you were into that be gentle will

gentle will

gentle will you Spaz

[Music]

[Music] hello help me Dave you got to help me

hello help me Dave you got to help me

hello help me Dave you got to help me I've been kidnapped SP oh man it's

I've been kidnapped SP oh man it's

I've been kidnapped SP oh man it's really nice to hear from you especially

really nice to hear from you especially

really nice to hear from you especially considering how busy you guys I've been

considering how busy you guys I've been

considering how busy you guys I've been kidnapped okay Dave they're killing me

kidnapped okay Dave they're killing me

kidnapped okay Dave they're killing me help me it's him I want to see you

help me it's him I want to see you

help me it's him I want to see you you help me help me they killing me

you help me help me they killing me

you help me help me they killing me they're killing

they're killing

they're killing you good good yeah and uh have a nice

you good good yeah and uh have a nice

you good good yeah and uh have a nice day SP and remember give back to a

day SP and remember give back to a

day SP and remember give back to a bigger a

help hey hey who was that that's a wrong

help hey hey who was that that's a wrong number hey maybe we should put a tap on

number hey maybe we should put a tap on

number hey maybe we should put a tap on that phone too what do you think no he's

that phone too what do you think no he's

that phone too what do you think no he's not going to call on this phone

not going to call on this phone

not going to call on this phone [Music]

that's a Priceless imitation m

that's a Priceless imitation m v this is really this is

v this is really this is

v this is really this is valuable

valuable

valuable [Music]

[Music]

[Music] good he man that's my best a you worry

good he man that's my best a you worry

good he man that's my best a you worry about that's mine

[Music]

[Music] one full sco and I'll kill the dog oh no

one full sco and I'll kill the dog oh no

one full sco and I'll kill the dog oh no not

[Music]

[Music] fluffy oh no

oh fluffy my mom's going to kill me at

oh fluffy my mom's going to kill me at least he went like a

man

man daddy dude it was just a

[Music]

[Music] pizza Mar you all stop I hate your

pizza Mar you all stop I hate your

pizza Mar you all stop I hate your bollocking music my eard drums were

bollocking music my eard drums were

bollocking music my eard drums were violated now you P to play for [ __ ]

violated now you P to play for [ __ ]

violated now you P to play for [ __ ] an unnamed Source has leaked the

an unnamed Source has leaked the

an unnamed Source has leaked the information that police now definitely

information that police now definitely

information that police now definitely believe that Shak rocker spaso was

believe that Shak rocker spaso was

believe that Shak rocker spaso was kidnapped by a group of political

kidnapped by a group of political

kidnapped by a group of political terrorists known as the malan front

terrorists known as the malan front

terrorists known as the malan front Malia is a small island country still

Malia is a small island country still

Malia is a small island country still under British rule It is believed spaso

under British rule It is believed spaso

under British rule It is believed spaso was chosen in particular because he

was chosen in particular because he

was chosen in particular because he mooned the princess of Malia at a royal

mooned the princess of Malia at a royal

mooned the princess of Malia at a royal Command Performance last

Command Performance last

Command Performance last year did we do

year did we do

year did we do this how do not think

this how do not think

this how do not think so don't look at me we are the Malini in

so don't look at me we are the Malini in

so don't look at me we are the Malini in front yeah they are blaming us for

front yeah they are blaming us for

front yeah they are blaming us for something we did not

do so let's do it but

do so let's do it but how when they Ransom this uh spazzle

how when they Ransom this uh spazzle

how when they Ransom this uh spazzle back we grab him

back we grab him

back we grab him ourselves then we can make whatever

ourselves then we can make whatever

ourselves then we can make whatever demands we want we will bring these

demands we want we will bring these

demands we want we will bring these British scum to their knes

British scum to their knes

British scum to their knes yes go watch is out there yes

free I'm

free I'm sorry don't say anything just go home

sorry don't say anything just go home

sorry don't say anything just go home but chck please I want to hang out with

but chck please I want to hang out with

but chck please I want to hang out with the pan what did I tell you just go

the pan what did I tell you just go

the pan what did I tell you just go home

home

home okay but you'll be

okay but you'll be

okay but you'll be sorry you'll see

Jake what are we going to do he hates

Jake what are we going to do he hates our music he hates us and what about all

our music he hates us and what about all

our music he hates us and what about all the [ __ ] he broke we don't have that

the [ __ ] he broke we don't have that

the [ __ ] he broke we don't have that kind of money my mother's going to kill

kind of money my mother's going to kill

kind of money my mother's going to kill us wait a minute we're sitting on a

us wait a minute we're sitting on a

us wait a minute we're sitting on a golden goose egg and we don't even know

golden goose egg and we don't even know

golden goose egg and we don't even know it he hates our music fine this is a

it he hates our music fine this is a

it he hates our music fine this is a kidnapping ain't it we'll hold him for

kidnapping ain't it we'll hold him for

kidnapping ain't it we'll hold him for ransom we'll get enough money to pay for

ransom we'll get enough money to pay for

ransom we'll get enough money to pay for everything and record our own album

everything and record our own album

everything and record our own album besides we'll show him but didn't his

besides we'll show him but didn't his

besides we'll show him but didn't his manager tell to kill him yeah that's

manager tell to kill him yeah that's

manager tell to kill him yeah that's because she [ __ ] it up next time I'll

because she [ __ ] it up next time I'll

because she [ __ ] it up next time I'll handle the

you that big

you that big daddy how did you do all that

Talent this is your finest portrayal

Talent this is your finest portrayal ever if you two guys aren't busy will

ever if you two guys aren't busy will

ever if you two guys aren't busy will somebody answer the damn phone Jesus

somebody answer the damn phone Jesus

somebody answer the damn phone Jesus Christ what kind of operation do you

Christ what kind of operation do you

Christ what kind of operation do you think we're

running is this the right number for the

running is this the right number for the kidnapping it's

them hello uh where're the guys who

them hello uh where're the guys who snatched spazo get out of pen and paper

snatched spazo get out of pen and paper

snatched spazo get out of pen and paper cuz we got a long list of uh yeah

cuz we got a long list of uh yeah

cuz we got a long list of uh yeah demands well if you've been hanging out

demands well if you've been hanging out

demands well if you've been hanging out with spazzo you would have a long list

with spazzo you would have a long list

with spazzo you would have a long list of Demands we take those demands and

of Demands we take those demands and

of Demands we take those demands and shove them up his [ __ ] cuz I'm not

shove them up his [ __ ] cuz I'm not

shove them up his [ __ ] cuz I'm not giving you a dime man what the hell are

giving you a dime man what the hell are

giving you a dime man what the hell are you doing I don't negotiate with

you doing I don't negotiate with

you doing I don't negotiate with terrorists yeah hello yeah this is

terrorists yeah hello yeah this is

terrorists yeah hello yeah this is Lieutenant Cole NYPD is that a

Lieutenant Cole NYPD is that a

Lieutenant Cole NYPD is that a University New York Police Department

University New York Police Department

University New York Police Department well anyway before we listen to any

well anyway before we listen to any

well anyway before we listen to any demands we want proof that spaso is

demands we want proof that spaso is

demands we want proof that spaso is alive and

alive and

alive and unharmed uh proof what kind of proof

unharmed uh proof what kind of proof

unharmed uh proof what kind of proof please deposit 25 cents for the next

please deposit 25 cents for the next

please deposit 25 cents for the next [ __ ] I ain't got no more change scratch

[ __ ] I ain't got no more change scratch

[ __ ] I ain't got no more change scratch dude all I got5 cents please I got two

dude all I got5 cents please I got two

dude all I got5 cents please I got two cents [ __ ] Dino give me your mom's

cents [ __ ] Dino give me your mom's

cents [ __ ] Dino give me your mom's credit card hold on a minute damn did

credit card hold on a minute damn did

credit card hold on a minute damn did you guys get a trace on that all the way

you guys get a trace on that all the way

you guys get a trace on that all the way back to the phone company when the

back to the phone company when the

back to the phone company when the operator cut in we got a trace on

operator cut in we got a trace on

operator cut in we got a trace on her what a clever Ploy with that

her what a clever Ploy with that

her what a clever Ploy with that operator huh I told you those mold dians

operator huh I told you those mold dians

operator huh I told you those mold dians are Pros

are Pros

are Pros they want proof we'll give them proof

they want proof we'll give them proof

they want proof we'll give them proof we'll give them the best damn kidnap

we'll give them the best damn kidnap

we'll give them the best damn kidnap tape they've ever seen watch it with my

tape they've ever seen watch it with my

tape they've ever seen watch it with my Dad's camera what the [ __ ] is that I

Dad's camera what the [ __ ] is that I

Dad's camera what the [ __ ] is that I wanted a bleding quason it's a bagel

wanted a bleding quason it's a bagel

wanted a bleding quason it's a bagel it's like two quason stuck together with

it's like two quason stuck together with

it's like two quason stuck together with a hole in it is he pacified yet good you

a hole in it is he pacified yet good you

a hole in it is he pacified yet good you call that cavar you sure it came out of

call that cavar you sure it came out of

call that cavar you sure it came out of the right end of the soding fish and

the right end of the soding fish and

the right end of the soding fish and that champag looks like ginger and

that champag looks like ginger and

that champag looks like ginger and tastes like Punk piss what the [ __ ] are

tastes like Punk piss what the [ __ ] are

tastes like Punk piss what the [ __ ] are you tossers doing over there making a

you tossers doing over there making a

you tossers doing over there making a kidnap tape H bloody brilliant you

kidnap tape H bloody brilliant you

kidnap tape H bloody brilliant you kidnap like you make music for [ __ ]

kidnap like you make music for [ __ ]

kidnap like you make music for [ __ ] you've got to be the biggest bunch of no

you've got to be the biggest bunch of no

you've got to be the biggest bunch of no Talent buggering bum scratching useless

Talent buggering bum scratching useless

Talent buggering bum scratching useless Royal wanking [ __ ] up since lady di said

Royal wanking [ __ ] up since lady di said

Royal wanking [ __ ] up since lady di said I do I'm ashamed that you me

fans you're lucky you have any fans to

fans you're lucky you have any fans to be ashamed

be ashamed

be ashamed of what do you think

pretty boring we'll give him something

pretty boring we'll give him something to let him know we ain't joking

to let him know we ain't joking

to let him know we ain't joking [Music]

[Music]

[Music] [Laughter]

[Laughter]

[Laughter] [Music]

[Music]

[Music] [Laughter]

[Music]

[Music] he's obviously being tortured I told you

he's obviously being tortured I told you

he's obviously being tortured I told you these mold dians were rough I think I've

these mold dians were rough I think I've

these mold dians were rough I think I've taken about enough of

taken about enough of

taken about enough of this got to go

man guess you just couldn't take

man guess you just couldn't take it could you blame

Donovan is everything okay Mr Donovan

Donovan is everything okay Mr Donovan everything's absolutely fine Lieutenant

everything's absolutely fine Lieutenant

everything's absolutely fine Lieutenant all right then I thought you'd like to

all right then I thought you'd like to

all right then I thought you'd like to see the kidnap note here they didn't

see the kidnap note here they didn't

see the kidnap note here they didn't glue the letters on very well uh most of

glue the letters on very well uh most of

glue the letters on very well uh most of them fell out on the floor but we're

them fell out on the floor but we're

them fell out on the floor but we're piecing it together got our best

piecing it together got our best

piecing it together got our best cryptographers on it right now well I

cryptographers on it right now well I

cryptographers on it right now well I can tell you one thing I think these

can tell you one thing I think these

can tell you one thing I think these letters are cut out from the back of

letters are cut out from the back of

letters are cut out from the back of spo's albums H thank you Mr Donovan very

spo's albums H thank you Mr Donovan very

spo's albums H thank you Mr Donovan very helpful um are you sure there isn't

helpful um are you sure there isn't

helpful um are you sure there isn't anything uh yeah it's on your mind you

anything uh yeah it's on your mind you

anything uh yeah it's on your mind you want to talk about absolutely not okay

want to talk about absolutely not okay

want to talk about absolutely not okay but I'm out of here well take care

but I'm out of here well take care

but I'm out of here well take care Lieutenant yeah you too

Donovan goodbye spazzo you son of a

Donovan goodbye spazzo you son of a [Applause]

[ __ ] this is Atlanta pain for the music

[ __ ] this is Atlanta pain for the music video Network and that is the number one

video Network and that is the number one

video Network and that is the number one video for the past two days fueled by

video for the past two days fueled by

video for the past two days fueled by the video success spaz's record sales

the video success spaz's record sales

the video success spaz's record sales continue to Skyrocket all records are

continue to Skyrocket all records are

continue to Skyrocket all records are being put back in the furn right

alongside H H give it a rest I'm trying

alongside H H give it a rest I'm trying to watch

to watch

to watch this I'm just rehearsing my lines in

this I'm just rehearsing my lines in

this I'm just rehearsing my lines in case I have to go back to porno you know

case I have to go back to porno you know

case I have to go back to porno you know this whole thing doesn't work out

this whole thing doesn't work out

this whole thing doesn't work out doodle don't say that you're never going

doodle don't say that you're never going

doodle don't say that you're never going back to any of that but just let me tell

back to any of that but just let me tell

back to any of that but just let me tell you something my father sir Leslie iron

you something my father sir Leslie iron

you something my father sir Leslie iron balls

balls

balls Donovan he was a legend in his business

Donovan he was a legend in his business

Donovan he was a legend in his business the greatest rock and roll manager in

the greatest rock and roll manager in

the greatest rock and roll manager in history and when he died he left me the

history and when he died he left me the

history and when he died he left me the entire rostrom the next day every single

entire rostrom the next day every single

entire rostrom the next day every single act walked out except one

act walked out except one

act walked out except one spazo and that was only because it took

spazo and that was only because it took

spazo and that was only because it took him 3 years to realize that there' been

him 3 years to realize that there' been

him 3 years to realize that there' been a change 10 years I've been working for

a change 10 years I've been working for

a change 10 years I've been working for that son of a [ __ ] and what it got me

that son of a [ __ ] and what it got me

that son of a [ __ ] and what it got me he empty wallets and full-blown

he empty wallets and full-blown

he empty wallets and full-blown hemorrhoids that's what it's got me well

hemorrhoids that's what it's got me well

hemorrhoids that's what it's got me well now we got a chance to cash in and make

now we got a chance to cash in and make

now we got a chance to cash in and make some big money and whatever

some big money and whatever

some big money and whatever happens there's no turning

desperate doodle dinky doodle dinky

desperate doodle dinky doodle dinky doodle dinky go no no wait no wait a

doodle dinky go no no wait no wait a

doodle dinky go no no wait no wait a minute is this for real or are you

minute is this for real or are you

minute is this for real or are you rehearsing again

dinky

dinky days cool we're number one on the music

days cool we're number one on the music

days cool we're number one on the music video Network big deal we still got no

video Network big deal we still got no

video Network big deal we still got no money no record deal we're still saddle

money no record deal we're still saddle

money no record deal we're still saddle with that punk rock Primadonna yeah he

with that punk rock Primadonna yeah he

with that punk rock Primadonna yeah he was about 3 years Primadonna now that

was about 3 years Primadonna now that

was about 3 years Primadonna now that you come to mention it

he

he I'm free

[Music]

[Music] [Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause] [Music]

H they're after me you going to help me

H they're after me you going to help me I'm famous hey man get the [ __ ] off my

law look we only snatched spazo a few

law look we only snatched spazo a few days ago we already got the number one

days ago we already got the number one

days ago we already got the number one video on TV man that guy is going to be

video on TV man that guy is going to be

video on TV man that guy is going to be our Express train to Fame and Fortune

our Express train to Fame and Fortune

our Express train to Fame and Fortune don't look now but the last train to

don't look now but the last train to

don't look now but the last train to clarksfield just left the

station I need your help I know I'm a

station I need your help I know I'm a famous rock star who cares your record

famous rock star who cares your record

famous rock star who cares your record suck

Madam I beg of you please call the

Madam I beg of you please call the police I'm the great and famous SPO I've

police I'm the great and famous SPO I've

police I'm the great and famous SPO I've been kidnapped by evil

been kidnapped by evil

been kidnapped by evil Brig you must help me who's that uh

Brig you must help me who's that uh

Brig you must help me who's that uh that's Dino's grandfather yeah he's got

that's Dino's grandfather yeah he's got

that's Dino's grandfather yeah he's got Alzheimer's disease he thinks he's a

Alzheimer's disease he thinks he's a

Alzheimer's disease he thinks he's a famous rock

famous rock

famous rock star help me oh how sad

star help me oh how sad

star help me oh how sad [Music]

[Applause]

[Applause] [Music]

drugs oh my God he took everything in

drugs oh my God he took everything in your mom's Medicine Chest including

your mom's Medicine Chest including

your mom's Medicine Chest including birth control pills he doesn't look too

birth control pills he doesn't look too

birth control pills he doesn't look too good maybe we should get him to a doctor

good maybe we should get him to a doctor

good maybe we should get him to a doctor doctor medicine drugs it's get me a to

doctor medicine drugs it's get me a to

doctor medicine drugs it's get me a to get me drugs I'm dying did you hear me I

get me drugs I'm dying did you hear me I

get me drugs I'm dying did you hear me I need drugs but what about all those just

need drugs but what about all those just

need drugs but what about all those just say no commercials you did of course I

say no commercials you did of course I

say no commercials you did of course I wanted them to just say no then it be

wanted them to just say no then it be

wanted them to just say no then it be more for me I'm hooked you understand I

more for me I'm hooked you understand I

more for me I'm hooked you understand I need me medicine or I die but this ain't

need me medicine or I die but this ain't

need me medicine or I die but this ain't like you yeah man you're spazo you can't

like you yeah man you're spazo you can't

like you yeah man you're spazo you can't act like I'm not spazzle it's just a

act like I'm not spazzle it's just a

act like I'm not spazzle it's just a character I created my name is Bertram

character I created my name is Bertram

character I created my name is Bertram pots

pots

pots III my father was a coal miner and his

III my father was a coal miner and his

III my father was a coal miner and his father before him I would have been a

father before him I would have been a

father before him I would have been a coal miner too except me manager sticks

coal miner too except me manager sticks

coal miner too except me manager sticks me in front of a microphone and tells me

me in front of a microphone and tells me

me in front of a microphone and tells me I can sing before I know it I'm spazo

I can sing before I know it I'm spazo

I can sing before I know it I'm spazo and I'm rich I've got babes and money

and I'm rich I've got babes and money

and I'm rich I've got babes and money and all the perks and I love it you hear

and all the perks and I love it you hear

and all the perks and I love it you hear me I love it now it's just

me I love it now it's just

me I love it now it's just make an album and tour album and tour

make an album and tour album and tour

make an album and tour album and tour album and tour you know what spazo is

album and tour you know what spazo is

album and tour you know what spazo is now a corporation that exists for only

now a corporation that exists for only

now a corporation that exists for only one

one

one reason to make money and get me what I

reason to make money and get me what I

reason to make money and get me what I want don't you care about the music [ __ ]

want don't you care about the music [ __ ]

want don't you care about the music [ __ ] the music I need

[Music]

[Music] trucks what are we going to do now what

trucks what are we going to do now what

trucks what are we going to do now what else can we do we got got to get him his

else can we do we got got to get him his

else can we do we got got to get him his medicine otherwise he's going to kick

medicine otherwise he's going to kick

medicine otherwise he's going to kick the bucket and then where will we be but

the bucket and then where will we be but

the bucket and then where will we be but where we could get the money for that my

where we could get the money for that my

where we could get the money for that my mom's credit card as maxed out as it is

mom's credit card as maxed out as it is

mom's credit card as maxed out as it is you know there's only one thing to do

you know there's only one thing to do

you know there's only one thing to do we'll have to Hawk our instruments

we'll have to Hawk our instruments

we'll have to Hawk our instruments starting with yours why

yeah anyway man we wouldn't want him to

yeah anyway man we wouldn't want him to die of a UD what's that an

die of a UD what's that an

die of a UD what's that an underdose who thought of it spazo my

underdose who thought of it spazo my

underdose who thought of it spazo my hero a hopeless drug addict it's like

hero a hopeless drug addict it's like

hero a hopeless drug addict it's like finding out the Easter Bunny

finding out the Easter Bunny

finding out the Easter Bunny [Applause]

inator hello Dave Donovan I'm Thor stund

inator hello Dave Donovan I'm Thor stund of Ragnarok records Ragnarok records the

of Ragnarok records Ragnarok records the

of Ragnarok records Ragnarok records the Ragnarok records you bet you're FJ

Ragnarok records you bet you're FJ

Ragnarok records you bet you're FJ little Icelandic humor there Dave listen

little Icelandic humor there Dave listen

little Icelandic humor there Dave listen we're very interested in you and spazo

we're very interested in you and spazo

we're very interested in you and spazo um can we set up a meeting you know face

um can we set up a meeting you know face

um can we set up a meeting you know face to face so we can't stab each other in

to face so we can't stab each other in

to face so we can't stab each other in the back sure

the back sure

the back sure yeah oh one sec

yeah oh one sec

who are you hi I'm Thor I don't believe

who are you hi I'm Thor I don't believe in wasting any time especially not mine

in wasting any time especially not mine

in wasting any time especially not mine oh woman after my own

oh woman after my own

oh woman after my own heart don't flatter yourself if I wanted

heart don't flatter yourself if I wanted

heart don't flatter yourself if I wanted your heart I'd have it in a jar on my

your heart I'd have it in a jar on my

your heart I'd have it in a jar on my shelf with the

shelf with the

shelf with the others yeah I suppose you would

yeah um can I get you a drink got any

yeah um can I get you a drink got any Aqua no we got some coffee um no

Aqua no we got some coffee um no

Aqua no we got some coffee um no coffee's not my cup of tea no matter

coffee's not my cup of tea no matter

coffee's not my cup of tea no matter let's cut to the chase Dave you've done

let's cut to the chase Dave you've done

let's cut to the chase Dave you've done a great job with this spazo thing have I

a great job with this spazo thing have I

a great job with this spazo thing have I yeah the whole industry knows it's a put

yeah the whole industry knows it's a put

yeah the whole industry knows it's a put up job you know Gastly farago to drum up

up job you know Gastly farago to drum up

up job you know Gastly farago to drum up publicity for your client but um a

publicity for your client but um a

publicity for your client but um a brilliant one I must say well it was

brilliant one I must say well it was

brilliant one I must say well it was easy really it was just kind of organic

easy really it was just kind of organic

easy really it was just kind of organic it just sort of happened no you deserve

it just sort of happened no you deserve

it just sort of happened no you deserve credit and the karma ESP spazo is hot

credit and the karma ESP spazo is hot

credit and the karma ESP spazo is hot again and we want him we're prepared to

again and we want him we're prepared to

again and we want him we're prepared to offer a generous Advance on his next

offer a generous Advance on his next

offer a generous Advance on his next album and cut you in for a Big Slice of

album and cut you in for a Big Slice of

album and cut you in for a Big Slice of the

the

the kiche but that's just the tip of the

kiche but that's just the tip of the

kiche but that's just the tip of the iceberg more of that Icelandic humor huh

iceberg more of that Icelandic humor huh

iceberg more of that Icelandic humor huh no we're concerned with the status of

no we're concerned with the status of

no we're concerned with the status of his wife is she a player in this deal oh

his wife is she a player in this deal oh

his wife is she a player in this deal oh no no no no I've got a contract locking

no no no no I've got a contract locking

no no no no I've got a contract locking spo's career completely up and locking

spo's career completely up and locking

spo's career completely up and locking her out where the silly cow doesn't

her out where the silly cow doesn't

her out where the silly cow doesn't realize it

realize it

realize it yet glad to hear it Dave yeah this uh

yet glad to hear it Dave yeah this uh

yet glad to hear it Dave yeah this uh generous offer yours just how generous

generous offer yours just how generous

generous offer yours just how generous is it

[Applause]

[Applause] this

this

this generous Christ that's

generous well it's simple then you

generous well it's simple then you produce spazo tomorrow we signed the

produce spazo tomorrow we signed the

produce spazo tomorrow we signed the contract and the money is

yours son of a [ __ ] I was thinking CS

yours son of a [ __ ] I was thinking CS will be doing so much business together

will be doing so much business together

will be doing so much business together that maybe you and I could get together

that maybe you and I could get together

that maybe you and I could get together together later and have a bit of fun you

together later and have a bit of fun you

together later and have a bit of fun you know I'd rather be eaten out by a

know I'd rather be eaten out by a

know I'd rather be eaten out by a cannibal really well you don't mix

cannibal really well you don't mix

cannibal really well you don't mix business with pleasure then oh I do that

business with pleasure then oh I do that

business with pleasure then oh I do that all the time I I just don't mix pleasure

all the time I I just don't mix pleasure

all the time I I just don't mix pleasure with [ __ ] but remember Dave I love

with [ __ ] but remember Dave I love

with [ __ ] but remember Dave I love you don't ever change I'll F you from

you don't ever change I'll F you from

you don't ever change I'll F you from the

the

the hcraft yeah well

hcraft yeah well

hcraft yeah well just Jesus Christ I got to get that

just Jesus Christ I got to get that

just Jesus Christ I got to get that talentless piece of [ __ ] back in one

talentless piece of [ __ ] back in one

talentless piece of [ __ ] back in one [ __ ] piece where's that tape

Hindenburg

Hindenburg hinden [ __ ] the ma

sh hello little tape hello SPO hello

sh hello little tape hello SPO hello lots of money

we didn't know what you wanted so we got

we didn't know what you wanted so we got you a little of

you a little of

you a little of everything I've died and gone to

everything I've died and gone to

everything I've died and gone to bleeding Heaven bless you kids bless you

bleeding Heaven bless you kids bless you

bleeding Heaven bless you kids bless you for taking pity on a poor aging rocker's

for taking pity on a poor aging rocker's

for taking pity on a poor aging rocker's condition God bless you one and all go

condition God bless you one and all go

condition God bless you one and all go easy on that stuff spaz come on let's go

easy on that stuff spaz come on let's go

easy on that stuff spaz come on let's go I can't bear to watch this

bab

bab bab

bab

bab [Music]

baby ow

baby ow [Music]

hi there um is this the Hindenburg house

hi there um is this the Hindenburg house hold yeah I I heard your guys tape I

hold yeah I I heard your guys tape I

hold yeah I I heard your guys tape I think you guys are great man I was

think you guys are great man I was

think you guys are great man I was wondering if I could come and have a

wondering if I could come and have a

wondering if I could come and have a chat sure come on

something well he's going to pay me my

something well he's going to pay me my dough it's the last thing he

does

does hey are you a

cop yeah yeah that's it I'm a cop what's

cop yeah yeah that's it I'm a cop what's it to you I know where they got spazo

it to you I know where they got spazo

it to you I know where they got spazo yeah if you tell me where he is I'll let

yeah if you tell me where he is I'll let

yeah if you tell me where he is I'll let you go he's in

there

there blow

blow

blow huh oh you mean leave thanks a lot

huh oh you mean leave thanks a lot

huh oh you mean leave thanks a lot officer I told chick he'd regret giving

officer I told chick he'd regret giving

officer I told chick he'd regret giving me the boot

[Music]

[Music] well well

well well

well well well what do we have here sleeping off a

well what do we have here sleeping off a

well what do we have here sleeping off a night of booze I can't afford and women

night of booze I can't afford and women

night of booze I can't afford and women I'll never have

eh

eh well you can sleep this off been Rock

well you can sleep this off been Rock

well you can sleep this off been Rock and Roll Heaven

and Roll Heaven

and Roll Heaven you tone death son of a

[ __ ] so we get this great record deal

[ __ ] so we get this great record deal and you agree not to press charges and

and you agree not to press charges and

and you agree not to press charges and pay for all the damages to my mother's

pay for all the damages to my mother's

pay for all the damages to my mother's house and get me a new guitar don't

house and get me a new guitar don't

house and get me a new guitar don't worry about all that you sign with me

worry about all that you sign with me

worry about all that you sign with me now you guys have got the number one

now you guys have got the number one

now you guys have got the number one video in the

video in the

video in the country all you've got to do is hand

country all you've got to do is hand

country all you've got to do is hand over

over

over spazo you have haven't hurt him have

spazo you have haven't hurt him have

spazo you have haven't hurt him have you no not at all I mean not much

man he's

man he's dead

dead

dead huh dead

huh dead

huh dead how

how

how D will this have a negative effect on

D will this have a negative effect on

D will this have a negative effect on our contract course it have a [ __ ]

our contract course it have a [ __ ]

our contract course it have a [ __ ] negative effect on your [ __ ]

negative effect on your [ __ ]

negative effect on your [ __ ] contract

contract

contract [ __ ] wake

[ __ ] wake

[ __ ] wake up up I can't believe he's

up up I can't believe he's

up up I can't believe he's dead we loved him too we didn't mean for

dead we loved him too we didn't mean for

dead we loved him too we didn't mean for him to die I don't give a [ __ ] about

him to die I don't give a [ __ ] about

him to die I don't give a [ __ ] about him it's the money man all that money I

him it's the money man all that money I

him it's the money man all that money I was so close so close

was so close so close

was so close so close come on Mr Donovan he told us himself

come on Mr Donovan he told us himself

come on Mr Donovan he told us himself how he got started I mean how hard could

how he got started I mean how hard could

how he got started I mean how hard could it be to find another ex coal miner jump

it be to find another ex coal miner jump

it be to find another ex coal miner jump around like

around like

around like this I'm your

infiltrator ladies and gentlemen I think

infiltrator ladies and gentlemen I think I found a way of saving our bacon but

I found a way of saving our bacon but

I found a way of saving our bacon but more importantly I think I found a way

more importantly I think I found a way

more importantly I think I found a way of saving my

own another shock rocked our world today

own another shock rocked our world today as it was

as it was

as it was revealed as it was revealed that spazzo

revealed as it was revealed that spazzo

revealed as it was revealed that spazzo has been returned to the augmented bosom

has been returned to the augmented bosom

has been returned to the augmented bosom of his wife and manager under what must

of his wife and manager under what must

of his wife and manager under what must be called train foso

be called train foso

be called train foso circumstances in fact the Mystery Train

circumstances in fact the Mystery Train

circumstances in fact the Mystery Train dropped bazle off right in front of his

dropped bazle off right in front of his

dropped bazle off right in front of his hotel just a few hours ago with B now is

hotel just a few hours ago with B now is

hotel just a few hours ago with B now is our opportunity let's go let's

goo the outrageous shock rocker was a

goo the outrageous shock rocker was a little more sedate than usual which is

little more sedate than usual which is

little more sedate than usual which is only right since he was under sedation

only right since he was under sedation

only right since he was under sedation after his ordeal it isn't known whether

after his ordeal it isn't known whether

after his ordeal it isn't known whether our bad boy of musical hijinks was

our bad boy of musical hijinks was

our bad boy of musical hijinks was ransomed by loved ones or p a hug and

ransomed by loved ones or p a hug and

ransomed by loved ones or p a hug and eluded his kidnappers

eluded his kidnappers

eluded his kidnappers who so far Fe has red on this station

who so far Fe has red on this station

who so far Fe has red on this station and has yet to sit down for power with

and has yet to sit down for power with

and has yet to sit down for power with piece of law enforcement welcome home

piece of law enforcement welcome home

piece of law enforcement welcome home spazzo what what does it take to punch

spazzo what what does it take to punch

spazzo what what does it take to punch that guy's

[Music]

[Music] Donovan Donovan whoa who Lieutenant

Donovan Donovan whoa who Lieutenant

Donovan Donovan whoa who Lieutenant Lieutenant I've told you before we have

Lieutenant I've told you before we have

Lieutenant I've told you before we have a very sick man here okay he's under

a very sick man here okay he's under

a very sick man here okay he's under sedation he can't answer any questions

sedation he can't answer any questions

sedation he can't answer any questions the moment he's with his personal

the moment he's with his personal

the moment he's with his personal prision world-renowned Dr shelter no

prision world-renowned Dr shelter no

prision world-renowned Dr shelter no change look in half an hour spaz's got

change look in half an hour spaz's got

change look in half an hour spaz's got to sign a contract after that we'll

to sign a contract after that we'll

to sign a contract after that we'll answer all the questions you like you

answer all the questions you like you

answer all the questions you like you got a half an hour but I'm warning you

got a half an hour but I'm warning you

got a half an hour but I'm warning you Donovan I don't want any old [ __ ]

Donovan I don't want any old [ __ ]

Donovan I don't want any old [ __ ] story from you hear me I'm not as dumb

story from you hear me I'm not as dumb

story from you hear me I'm not as dumb as I look you know you couldn't P what p

as I look you know you couldn't P what p

as I look you know you couldn't P what p a three is that the time well it's been

a three is that the time well it's been

a three is that the time well it's been real but must be get going yeah okay

real but must be get going yeah okay

real but must be get going yeah okay I'll see you in about half an hour half

I'll see you in about half an hour half

I'll see you in about half an hour half an hour thanks maray you're a real

an hour thanks maray you're a real

an hour thanks maray you're a real Lifesaver come on come on kid I got to

Lifesaver come on come on kid I got to

Lifesaver come on come on kid I got to give a rour of physical in a half hour

give a rour of physical in a half hour

give a rour of physical in a half hour yeah very good by the way that man is

yeah very good by the way that man is

yeah very good by the way that man is [Music]

and now you're

and now you're dead and you're still a useless useless

dead and you're still a useless useless

dead and you're still a useless useless useless [ __ ] [ __ ] you couldn't even

useless [ __ ] [ __ ] you couldn't even

useless [ __ ] [ __ ] you couldn't even [ __ ] die

[ __ ] die

right now

right now you get the costume on cuz the part is

you get the costume on cuz the part is

you get the costume on cuz the part is about to begin now here's the deal in a

about to begin now here's the deal in a

about to begin now here's the deal in a few minutes time Thor smen BG or

few minutes time Thor smen BG or

few minutes time Thor smen BG or whatever her [ __ ] name is from

whatever her [ __ ] name is from

whatever her [ __ ] name is from Ragnarok records is coming in with the

Ragnarok records is coming in with the

Ragnarok records is coming in with the contracts you make the grand entrance

contracts you make the grand entrance

contracts you make the grand entrance from the bedroom give us a few minutes

from the bedroom give us a few minutes

from the bedroom give us a few minutes tooo not too long just enough sign the

tooo not too long just enough sign the

tooo not too long just enough sign the contract and get a forest of green back

contract and get a forest of green back

contract and get a forest of green back you get out of those clothes by the time

you get out of those clothes by the time

you get out of those clothes by the time Lieutenant Cole comes back he finds the

Lieutenant Cole comes back he finds the

Lieutenant Cole comes back he finds the B spazzo dead of an overdose how [ __ ]

B spazzo dead of an overdose how [ __ ]

B spazzo dead of an overdose how [ __ ] tragic but too late to answer any

tragic but too late to answer any

tragic but too late to answer any embarrassing questions that may arise

embarrassing questions that may arise

embarrassing questions that may arise and more importantly too late for the

and more importantly too late for the

and more importantly too late for the record company to get their muler

record company to get their muler

record company to get their muler back and we are set for

back and we are set for

back and we are set for life is that [ __ ] beautiful or what

life is that [ __ ] beautiful or what

life is that [ __ ] beautiful or what you're a regular Mari Mr

you're a regular Mari Mr

you're a regular Mari Mr Donovan what band does he

manage Spazzy baby

manage Spazzy baby oh I heard you just got back up so

oh I heard you just got back up so

oh I heard you just got back up so worried about

you it's all that prick Dave's fault but

you it's all that prick Dave's fault but we'll talk about that later but you must

we'll talk about that later but you must

we'll talk about that later but you must be a nervous wreck with all you've been

be a nervous wreck with all you've been

be a nervous wreck with all you've been through we know how to fix that don't

we I see we have that little problem

we I see we have that little problem again I'll go get the

oils no one's going to believe I'm him

oils no one's going to believe I'm him you don't have to be him Randy Andy Andy

you don't have to be him Randy Andy Andy

you don't have to be him Randy Andy Andy you just have to be an [ __ ] just go

you just have to be an [ __ ] just go

you just have to be an [ __ ] just go in the bedroom get into bed and come out

in the bedroom get into bed and come out

in the bedroom get into bed and come out when I call

when I call

when I call you all

right you're starting to stink Limey

right you're starting to stink Limey back in the box for

tight I need some shut

tight I need some shut ey God

[Music]

[Music] now where were we

[Music]

[Music] again hello Dave Thor here answer the

again hello Dave Thor here answer the

again hello Dave Thor here answer the door okay one

sec Dave hi hey let's get the show on

sec Dave hi hey let's get the show on the road um I like to work quickly my

the road um I like to work quickly my

the road um I like to work quickly my toan's double parked where's spazo I

toan's double parked where's spazo I

toan's double parked where's spazo I I'll be out in a minute uh I just wanted

I'll be out in a minute uh I just wanted

I'll be out in a minute uh I just wanted to introduce you to this band I'm

to introduce you to this band I'm

to introduce you to this band I'm repping uh Hindenburg

repping uh Hindenburg

repping uh Hindenburg H yeah that uh that's prick dildo and

H yeah that uh that's prick dildo and

H yeah that uh that's prick dildo and and

and

and snatch do you want to hear our demo tape

snatch do you want to hear our demo tape

snatch do you want to hear our demo tape got any of your plugs

got any of your plugs

got any of your plugs sure

sure

sure okay and not only that Dave has spases

okay and not only that Dave has spases

okay and not only that Dave has spases on his contract that gives him full

on his contract that gives him full

on his contract that gives him full control and then he cuts me out

control and then he cuts me out

control and then he cuts me out completely that's son of a [ __ ] I knew

completely that's son of a [ __ ] I knew

completely that's son of a [ __ ] I knew we shouldn't trust him yo what are we

we shouldn't trust him yo what are we

we shouldn't trust him yo what are we going to do now don't worry baby I'll

going to do now don't worry baby I'll

going to do now don't worry baby I'll think of something

go

go is love Dr When Love

is love Dr When Love

is love Dr When Love Is Love Dr

sh how do you like my

sh how do you like my voice it reminds me of um the springtime

voice it reminds me of um the springtime

voice it reminds me of um the springtime of my youth when the wses were mating

of my youth when the wses were mating

of my youth when the wses were mating then how about that base I mean that is

then how about that base I mean that is

then how about that base I mean that is good right was there a

that all right Donovan you better

that all right Donovan you better produce your client now if you know

produce your client now if you know

produce your client now if you know what's good for you have you been

what's good for you have you been

what's good for you have you been negotiating with someone else no no he's

negotiating with someone else no no he's

negotiating with someone else no no he's a cop

a cop

a cop oh who disturbs me Tu it in Slumber spaz

oh who disturbs me Tu it in Slumber spaz

oh who disturbs me Tu it in Slumber spaz baby how you feeling like a new man ah

baby how you feeling like a new man ah

baby how you feeling like a new man ah uh let me introduce Lieutenant Cole of

uh let me introduce Lieutenant Cole of

uh let me introduce Lieutenant Cole of the

the

the NYPD what I do now Mr spazo uh I may

NYPD what I do now Mr spazo uh I may

NYPD what I do now Mr spazo uh I may like there's a few questions about the

like there's a few questions about the

like there's a few questions about the kidnapping first things first now about

kidnapping first things first now about

kidnapping first things first now about that contract Dave go to the safe and

that contract Dave go to the safe and

that contract Dave go to the safe and get me me papers you know the one you

get me me papers you know the one you

get me me papers you know the one you had me sign before I went away I

had me sign before I went away I

had me sign before I went away I thought would you like me to have a word

thought would you like me to have a word

thought would you like me to have a word with the good Lieutenant here no no no

with the good Lieutenant here no no no

with the good Lieutenant here no no no Spar you know you're the boss anything

Spar you know you're the boss anything

Spar you know you're the boss anything you say try remembering that sometime

two attempts and still no

two attempts and still no stiff if I miss him one more time

stiff if I miss him one more time

stiff if I miss him one more time they'll throw me out of the

Union thank

Union thank you contract to whom it may

you contract to whom it may

you contract to whom it may concern that's old business now on to

concern that's old business now on to

concern that's old business now on to the new business you must be the lady

the new business you must be the lady

the new business you must be the lady from AO company that's right I'm Thor

from AO company that's right I'm Thor

from AO company that's right I'm Thor Sturman Dr from Ragnarok records oh baby

Sturman Dr from Ragnarok records oh baby

Sturman Dr from Ragnarok records oh baby you are so

you are so

you are so beautiful oh man the DRS are kicking it

beautiful oh man the DRS are kicking it

beautiful oh man the DRS are kicking it stay calm you're a pro you can do this

stay calm you're a pro you can do this

stay calm you're a pro you can do this let me see what was the plan again oh oh

let me see what was the plan again oh oh

let me see what was the plan again oh oh oh yeah Oswald is a py I'm the second

oh yeah Oswald is a py I'm the second

oh yeah Oswald is a py I'm the second gun and and and where the hell is the

gun and and and where the hell is the

gun and and and where the hell is the grassy

grassy

grassy no make it look like an accident he

said [ __ ] him we're going to blow an

said [ __ ] him we're going to blow an [ __ ] in the planet let me be the

[ __ ] in the planet let me be the

[ __ ] in the planet let me be the first to congratulate you on your

first to congratulate you on your

first to congratulate you on your miraculous Escape real TV movie of the

miraculous Escape real TV movie of the

miraculous Escape real TV movie of the week stuff hold on Thor Dave get me a

week stuff hold on Thor Dave get me a

week stuff hold on Thor Dave get me a demi Tess not too Demi not too Tess Come

demi Tess not too Demi not too Tess Come

demi Tess not too Demi not too Tess Come On th would you like a drink well I'm in

On th would you like a drink well I'm in

On th would you like a drink well I'm in AA but um you know 12-step program I'm

AA but um you know 12-step program I'm

AA but um you know 12-step program I'm sort of stuck on a landing get me a

sort of stuck on a landing get me a

sort of stuck on a landing get me a bourbon you heard what the lady said no

bourbon you heard what the lady said no

bourbon you heard what the lady said no Dave I want you to get it

now are you know I think I have

now are you know I think I have something here that um that belongs to

something here that um that belongs to

something here that um that belongs to you in small bills as

you in small bills as

you in small bills as requested oh [ __ ] not so fast there have

requested oh [ __ ] not so fast there have

requested oh [ __ ] not so fast there have been a lot of rumors circulating that uh

been a lot of rumors circulating that uh

been a lot of rumors circulating that uh you've been hitting various bottles a

you've been hitting various bottles a

you've been hitting various bottles a little too hard and well uh I just want

little too hard and well uh I just want

little too hard and well uh I just want to make sure that you can still cut it

to make sure that you can still cut it

to make sure that you can still cut it so uh might I suggest an impromptu

so uh might I suggest an impromptu

so uh might I suggest an impromptu performance well I suggest you go [ __ ]

performance well I suggest you go [ __ ]

performance well I suggest you go [ __ ] no no no no we can do an impromptu

no no no no we can do an impromptu

no no no no we can do an impromptu performance can't we SP out on the

performance can't we SP out on the

performance can't we SP out on the balcony maybe you know an MTV

balcony maybe you know an MTV

balcony maybe you know an MTV Unplugged yes I believe there are a lot

Unplugged yes I believe there are a lot

Unplugged yes I believe there are a lot of potential record buyers out there

of potential record buyers out there

of potential record buyers out there sounds good to

sounds good to

sounds good to me what are you waiting for get spo's

me what are you waiting for get spo's

me what are you waiting for get spo's gear together you pillow go

gear together you pillow go

gear together you pillow go [Music]

[Music]

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on you know we're supposed to be rockers

on you know we're supposed to be rockers not Ries yo what are you beefing about

not Ries yo what are you beefing about

not Ries yo what are you beefing about I'm playing backup drums for that

I'm playing backup drums for that

I'm playing backup drums for that [ __ ] if the cops come I'll just say I'm

[ __ ] if the cops come I'll just say I'm

[ __ ] if the cops come I'll just say I'm a

hunter really quiet I'm might

hunter really quiet I'm might walk give my regards to Elvis

[Applause]

[Applause] sucker are you ready the rocket

sucker are you ready the rocket

sucker are you ready the rocket [Music]

[Music]

[Music] you've gone through all the you tried

you've gone through all the you tried

you've gone through all the you tried theot now they got

no you hit the TR places you through

no you hit the TR places you through allac it

wasn't and if you're feeling that the

wasn't and if you're feeling that the world has let you

world has let you

world has let you cold hey Baby P my down my

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[Music] must be the other

one but it sounds like they're

one but it sounds like they're sacrificing a chick on it now no it

sacrificing a chick on it now no it

sacrificing a chick on it now no it something come

no no don't K

no no don't K [Applause]

tough today what the hell is going

tough today what the hell is going [Applause]

on what you call this not dead

on what you call this not dead [Music]

[Music]

[Music] Rock that's

[Applause]

[Applause] my I'm I'm

I have to have it I have to have it I

I have to have it I have to have it I have to have it I have to have

[Applause]

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in the months that followed Lieutenant

in the months that followed Lieutenant Cole received a promotion for capturing

Cole received a promotion for capturing

Cole received a promotion for capturing the moldan front he was also awarded

the moldan front he was also awarded

the moldan front he was also awarded Mia's highest honor a clump of garlic

Mia's highest honor a clump of garlic

Mia's highest honor a clump of garlic the mad man Brock wrote a best-selling

the mad man Brock wrote a best-selling

the mad man Brock wrote a best-selling book about his exploits as a hired

book about his exploits as a hired

book about his exploits as a hired killer the Hit Parade he can often be

killer the Hit Parade he can often be

killer the Hit Parade he can often be seen on Heraldo and Sally Jesse Raphael

seen on Heraldo and Sally Jesse Raphael

seen on Heraldo and Sally Jesse Raphael with a bag over his

with a bag over his

with a bag over his head Angie and Holly have recently

head Angie and Holly have recently

head Angie and Holly have recently opened a body piercing shop in

opened a body piercing shop in

opened a body piercing shop in Manhattan's West Village Dina that is

Manhattan's West Village Dina that is

Manhattan's West Village Dina that is Sheldon became a junk Bor King on Wall

Sheldon became a junk Bor King on Wall

Sheldon became a junk Bor King on Wall Street he still lives with his mother

Street he still lives with his mother

Street he still lives with his mother and father scratch moved in with Alana

and father scratch moved in with Alana

and father scratch moved in with Alana pain when she was thrown off the music

pain when she was thrown off the music

pain when she was thrown off the music video Network and she now supports him

video Network and she now supports him

video Network and she now supports him working as a

working as a

working as a waitress chick is a drummer in the

waitress chick is a drummer in the

waitress chick is a drummer in the lounge at the Fairbanks Alaska holiday

lounge at the Fairbanks Alaska holiday

lounge at the Fairbanks Alaska holiday in poge won a million dooll lawsuit when

in poge won a million dooll lawsuit when

in poge won a million dooll lawsuit when he was beaten by the Los Angeles police

he was beaten by the Los Angeles police

he was beaten by the Los Angeles police in front of his house for stealing a

in front of his house for stealing a

in front of his house for stealing a lawn mower it was his own what the LA

lawn mower it was his own what the LA

lawn mower it was his own what the LA police were doing on Long Island nobody

police were doing on Long Island nobody

police were doing on Long Island nobody knows Bonnie replaced Diane Parkinson on

knows Bonnie replaced Diane Parkinson on

knows Bonnie replaced Diane Parkinson on the Price's right she has been

the Price's right she has been

the Price's right she has been romantically linked to Bob Barker the

romantically linked to Bob Barker the

romantically linked to Bob Barker the malians were deported to Malia and

malians were deported to Malia and

malians were deported to Malia and condemned to castration they staged a

condemned to castration they staged a

condemned to castration they staged a violent coup and now rule the entire

violent coup and now rule the entire

violent coup and now rule the entire Kingdom which consists of three square

Kingdom which consists of three square

Kingdom which consists of three square miles two When the tide comes in Dave

miles two When the tide comes in Dave

miles two When the tide comes in Dave Donovan absconded with the cash when

Donovan absconded with the cash when

Donovan absconded with the cash when nobody was looking he lost it all on a

nobody was looking he lost it all on a

nobody was looking he lost it all on a no money down real estate scam and is

no money down real estate scam and is

no money down real estate scam and is presently managing chick band in

presently managing chick band in

presently managing chick band in Alaska Thor German Dr was fired as head

Alaska Thor German Dr was fired as head

Alaska Thor German Dr was fired as head of Ragnarok records for failing to sign

of Ragnarok records for failing to sign

of Ragnarok records for failing to sign a dismembered corpse to a multi-album

a dismembered corpse to a multi-album

a dismembered corpse to a multi-album contract she can now be found lip

contract she can now be found lip

contract she can now be found lip sinking to Old Blondie records in a

sinking to Old Blondie records in a

sinking to Old Blondie records in a karaoke baring Queens as for myself I'm

karaoke baring Queens as for myself I'm

karaoke baring Queens as for myself I'm on display of the Hard Rock Cafe 365

on display of the Hard Rock Cafe 365

on display of the Hard Rock Cafe 365 days a year if you're in the

days a year if you're in the

days a year if you're in the neighborhood come and see me

[Music]

[Music] like I got in I don't know what I did

like I got in I don't know what I did

like I got in I don't know what I did last night ring on my finger and a

last night ring on my finger and a

last night ring on my finger and a ring what the hell is in my

ring what the hell is in my

ring what the hell is in my b a

b a

b a [Music]

I better feel even

I better feel even soon

soon

soon so no see if I can one of the

so no see if I can one of the

so no see if I can one of the boys I help you what I

boys I help you what I

boys I help you what I [Music]

the chap by a COR the

the chap by a COR the scening and saring at me I said I do and

scening and saring at me I said I do and

scening and saring at me I said I do and I can't

I can't

I can't [Applause]

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[Music] sopr my

sopr my

sopr my [Applause]

[Applause]

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[Music]

[Music] get your hands off my man

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[ __ ] calling [ __ ] [ __ ] [Music]

[Music]

[Music] [Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause] [Music]

the K should

the K should toister now married to

aister morning

aister morning [Music]

[Music]

[Music] be leaving

be leaving

be leaving soon I said

soon I said

soon I said [Music]

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