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When Elsa was 18, she saw college for
what it was, a hustle.

She knew that if she put her brains and
beauty to work, she could build a

business by the time her peers were
graduating college and looking for their

first real jobs. And that's exactly what
she did by creating the Bel Air

Babysitter's Club.

There are millions of babysitters who
can handle all the normal nanny duties.

Elsa knew she needed to create a
business that provided a service

any other agency.

She needed sitters who were good with
children and great with fathers.

She targeted wealthy clients, couples
that were too busy making money to be

parents. She found that what little sex
life remained in their marriages was

completely destroyed by the addition of
a child. So, she sought to remedy this.

She never told her babysitters they had
to fuck her clients.

She simply alluded to the fact that the
better they looked and the more

attentive they were to the husbands, the
more money they could make.

It never took much convincing.

And the more money they made, the more
Elsa made in commission.

Before long, word spread around the new
fathers of Bel -Air.

Elsa's phone was ringing off the hook
with referrals.

She credited her success not just to her
creativity,

But to the first three babysitters she
hired, they proved that her idea could

work, and they solidified her reputation
as a discreet, professional

businesswoman who provided an unrivaled
service.

Kendra was the first babysitter on
Elsa's roster.

She was placed with a screenwriter who
was going through a divorce.

Although he had a great career, the
split destroyed his self -esteem, which

him the perfect test subject.

I haven't had a massage in years.

I'm not surprised.

Your back is one big knot.

Hey, if I show you something you promise
not to laugh, I really need a woman's

opinion on this.

Uh, sure.

It's my online dating profile.

What do you think? Is it terrible?

It's...

It's amazing how someone who makes a
living writing can be so bad at talking

himself up.

I don't like to talk myself up. That's
why I became a writer, so I could create

characters who could say the things that
I can't.

What are you doing?

I'm going to be your dating profile
ghostwriter.

I'm terrified.

For occupation, you describe yourself as
a writer.

That makes you sound unemployed.

I'm putting that you're the screenwriter
for several films, including North of

Nowhere. You don't think that comes off
as bragging?

It's the truth.

And it's impressive.

Any hack could have written my films.

Stop being so humble, okay?

You describe yourself as a divorced
single dad like it's a chronic disease.

It feels like that.

There's nothing more attractive to women
than a responsible father who loves his

kid. It shows stability and maturity.

It does?

You're so much better than you give
yourself credit for.

That's your problem.

Your insecurity overshadows your
greatness.

I just can't stop thinking of all the
reasons why my wife left me.

And you're forgetting all the reasons
she fell in love with you.

You're right. It's just...

I can't remember what it's like to be
liked.

What's happening?

I'm reminding you what it's like to be
wanted.

You don't have to take pity on me.

I'm not.

Mark, you're incredibly sexy.

I am?

Yes, just go with it.

I don't think it's such a good idea. You
live here and... I'm not trying to be

your girlfriend.

I'm just trying to have a little fun.

Think of it as a mutually beneficial
arrangement.

Yes, yes.

Yes, yes.

Come here, come here.

What the fuck?

Yeah, look at me. Like that.

ah ah

Oh, God.

Huh?

Oh my god.

Oh, my God.

After that day, Mark started dating more
women than he ever did before his

marriage. He offered Kendra a huge raise
to stay on, not only as his child's

nanny, but also as his dating coach and
confidence booster.

Have fun on your date.

If she isn't smart enough to sleep with
you, I will.

Thanks, Kendra.

I don't know what I'd do without you.

After Kendra, Elsa brought on her...