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Let's give this a shot.
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Hello, my name's Charles.
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I'm newly single, and I like football
and
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drinking. No, that sounded like a loser.
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Try it again.
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Be a little more upbeat.
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My name is Charles. I'm newly single.
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I like football, drinking, and muscle
cars.
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Women don't like muscle cars. Fuck.
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Try it again. Try it again.
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Hello. My name is Charles.
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I'm newly single.
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And I would love to meet you.
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If you have things in common that...
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Is that that dating app?
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Yeah.
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Why are you on there?
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Well, you know, your mother and I just,
you know, things aren't working out
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quite right. So I want to get on here
and meet new people, but man, it's so
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hard. I don't know how to like put
myself out there. Yeah, I hate dating
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It's been so long. It's kind of awkward.
I don't know what to say about myself.
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Well, it's okay. I'm not going to tell
Mom or anything.
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No judgment.
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You are so awesome.
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I'm so lucky to have you in my life.
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Well, I'm going to go to my room and
study and leave you to it. Class got
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canceled today, so... Really? How was
college?
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It's okay.
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Professor's sick, but, you know, I get a
free day.
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Might as well catch up on some homework.
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But really, what should I say? That
really sealed the deal for me.
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I don't know. I mean, I've never really
been on the dating app before, so just
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be yourself.
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All right. Thanks.
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All right. Good luck.
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Hi,
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I'm Charles, and I'm being myself.
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Take it or leave it.
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Hey, you mind if I come in? Yeah, come
on in. All right.
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Hey, I just wanted to say thank you so
much for not bringing anything up to
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mom about the whole dating habit.
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It really would have been a thorn in her
side.
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Yeah, of course.
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It's okay. I mean, you know, we all have
to move on, right?
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I kind of understand what you've been
going through, too.
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Yeah? I just broke up with my boyfriend.
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Oh, sweetie.
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Yeah. Turns out he's been cheating on me
this whole time with some girl I go to
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school with.
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Oh, sweetie, I'm so sorry. Come here.
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It's okay.
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I must be so hard on you.
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Yeah, I was a little hurt at first, but,
you know, dating's hard.
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Don't tell on me.
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And I guess getting back into it's even
harder.
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Especially at my age.
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I feel so rusty and out of touch.
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No.
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Sometimes I don't even know if I know
how to touch a woman anymore.
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It's been so long.
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That's not true. You're going to find
someone.
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Maybe. I don't know.
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And, you know, I heard that the best way
to get over someone is a rebound.
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So, you know, maybe since we're both in
kind of the same situation, you know,
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maybe we could be each other's rebound.
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Are you insinuating... We're both single
now, aren't we?
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You're my stepdaughter. That's not even
morally right.
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Yeah, exactly.
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You're not even my real dad. You just
married my mom.
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I'm not going to tell her about the
dating app. I don't have to tell her
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this, too.
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This is starting to feel a little
uncomfortable.
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I'm sorry.
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I think you're beautiful.
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I do. And you're so charming. Everything
about you.
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You're sweet.
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I mean, you're beautiful and you're so
sweet. Thank you. You're sweet.
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You're sure you don't want to have a
little fun? I mean, come on.
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We could have some fun, Daddy.
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I haven't been fucked in so long.
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tempting. My God.
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And I'm really horny, too.
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God, your body is... I can't. I know.
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Come on, Daddy. It'll be fun.
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We can just do this for a little bit. Be
each other's fuck buddies and then find
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someone else.
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Does anyone see us? Would you close your
legs?
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You really don't want to play?
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Oh, my God. Of course I want to. You are
absolutely beautiful.
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It'll be our little secret.
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We better just keep this our secret.
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I feel so good, Daddy. You smell so
good.
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Oh, my God.
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Am I doing a good job? Yes.
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Oh, my God.
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You're so much better at that than my
ex.
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feel good better than mom's this
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is exactly what i needed
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You like it?
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I love it, Daddy.
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Dominating.
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Are you going to dominate my little
pussies?
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Pretty good rebound.
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You're so mine.
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Healthy lifestyle.
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You think we could do this again?
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Just until I find someone else, I guess.
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