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Hi, I'm Cole Dannen. Welcome to another
episode of Dad, How Do I?
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Today, I'm going to be teaching you how
to do a push -up, how to throw a
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football, and how to treat a lady on a
first date.
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Today, I have joining me my
stepdaughter, Madison.
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Hi.
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She's going to be helping us out. So,
are you ready to go?
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Let's do it. Let's do it.
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First thing we're going to do is a push
-up. We're going to start by getting
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into a tabletop position with our elbows
over our hands, creating a straight
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line. and our hips over our knees.
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Hand position is very important for your
push -ups. You can go wide, you can go
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narrow, but today I think what we're
going to do is keep it naturally in the
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center position.
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So, here we go.
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So when you do these, you're going to
want to keep your ab tight and your
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activated.
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Alright, you think you can do some?
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Yeah, let's do it. Give it a shot.
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Perfect.
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Your feet out.
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And be sure you keep your core nice and
tight.
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Very tight.
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That looked perfect. Perfect form.
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Good job.
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Alright, on to our next how -to.
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Now, I'm going to teach you how to throw
a football.
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There's three basics I want to go over,
which is your base, and that's the
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position of your feet.
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There's your grip, which is the position
of your hand on the ball, and your
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platform, which is your upper body
placement.
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But first, we're going to start with the
grip.
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You ready?
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Let's get started. All right.
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Everybody's hand placement is going to
be slightly different depending on how
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big your hand is.
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But one thing to keep in mind is that
your pinky should be on the fourth or
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fifth lace. The rest of your hand.
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positioned a little further back on the
football and the most important thing is
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your grip you want it to be nice and
firm all right you ready let's do
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it don't forget to keep a nice wide
stance about shoulder width apart and
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your upper body nice and loose got it
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uh you tried
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Perfect. And that's how you throw a
football.
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And now, on to how to treat a lady on a
first date. You ready? Let's do it.
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Let's do it.
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Now, I'm going to teach you how to treat
a lady on a date.
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I'm going to go over things like pulling
out a chair, opening a door, and
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holding good conversation.
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And on how well you do will depend on if
you get laid after or not.
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Madison.
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All right, let's get started.
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You always want to remember to be a
gentleman and pull her chair up for her.
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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Good? Yes, thank you.
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The key to a good date is holding
conversation.
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You're going to want to ask her
questions about herself.
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So, what kind of movie do you like?
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Like rom -coms, sometimes flashes, just
depends on the day.
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Oh, okay.
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And do you like dogs?
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I love dogs.
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Oh, good.
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So, another difficult thing is the kiss.
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That can be the most nerve -wracking
part of a date. So, we're going to go
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how to approach that.
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Really? Yeah.
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As you can see, my date's giving me
clear signs he would like a kiss, but
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remember, keep it classy.
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Now we're going to go
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over picking up the check.
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As a gentleman, you're going to want to
pick up the bill.
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Waiters, check please.
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Always remember, be respectful to the
waitstaff.
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The camera's still rolling.
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It's fine. You can edit it out.
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What about your mother?
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Come on. It's all part of the date.
Remember?
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Oh, shit.
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Oh, my gosh.
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Can I see it?
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Yeah, that's okay.
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Thank you You
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have to make a video on how to open
pants
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Can I stop it?
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Please.
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It's just thick.
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You want to see my tits?
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I would love to, yes.
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How do they look?
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Fantastic.
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Do you like my little pretty titties?
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Yeah, I do.
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It just looks so good.
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Doesn't this feel good?
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It feels fantastic.
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Yeah, it does.
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I'm going to feel it inside me.
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Can I?
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Yeah, that's fine. Just don't tell your
mother.
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I won't.
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It could be our little secret.
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Holy shit.
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Fuck.
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Holy shit.
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Bye -bye.
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Yeah.
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Oh.
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I think you're right.
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It's just getting in the way.
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Thank you.
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You're done.
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Can I do that for you?
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I just want you to fill me up with you.
Come on, please.
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It's so bad.
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Oh, fuck.
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Come inside me.
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Shit.
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Oh, fuck, please.
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I just don't feel like I can sit here.
Please, Daddy.
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Come on.
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I'm going to pull you up. Please, Daddy,
pull me up.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh.
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Please, please. Oh, yeah.
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Please, please.
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Please.
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Holy shit. Oh, yeah. Come on.
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Please, Daddy.
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Oh, yeah. Yeah, right there. Right
there. Please.
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Please, Daddy.
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Please.
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Right there. Right there.
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Oh, my God. Holy shit. Please.
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Oh, my God.
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I'm gonna tell you. Yeah.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh, my God.
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Our next how -to should be how to take
care of a baby.
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Because you definitely got me knocked
up.
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We're not going to be able to hide that
one very well from your mother.
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She'll have to now.
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Told you this was our secret, remember?
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