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This is what happens when we left our
own devices on set without any
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supervision.
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Why are you laughing?
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Is this the awkward moment?
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Yeah. I was laughing at your head.
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I'm just kidding. What's wrong with my
bald head?
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I'm just kidding.
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That's fucked up.
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Laughing at your fucking glasses.
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How about that?
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I need my glasses.
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Can you really not see?
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No, I do scenes without my glasses all
the time, but... You look like this, a
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nice cock.
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Well, no, once it's right in my face,
then it works out.
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I can see it then.
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Is it just like, oh, there it is.
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Yeah, exactly.
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Works out great.
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Are you going to tell my camera who you
are?
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I'm Elsa Jean.
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That's such a sweet, wholesome name.
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Thanks.
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How many times have I tried to fuck you?
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haphazardly, casually fuck you, I think
is the right term.
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I think three, huh? Three, yeah.
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And now we're... Or maybe this is the
third time.
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Lucky number three.
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Well,
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we were left alone, more or less.
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And so I figured, if I'm going to be
sneaky, I'm going to get it on camera.
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Because Elsa Jean is, like, slightly
gullible. She used to be a barista.
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So she'll pretty much believe anything I
tell her. That was a very stressful
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job. Don't talk about it like that.
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Are you having PTSD fucking flashbacks
of being a burrito?
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Mm -hmm.
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It stressed me out.
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It made my face break out and stuff.
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It made your face break out? Yeah, it
was so stressful. People would throw
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coffee at me.
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They threw coffee at you?
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Yeah. People are very serious about
their coffee.
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Well, I'm very serious about my pussy.
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Yeah? Yeah.
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That's why I waited so patiently.
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You're so nice.
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And I get to fuck you today.
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Do you?
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I'm afraid that I'm fucking you today.
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Okay. Look, it's consensual. It's on
camera.
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I just have this for legal purposes
because she looks very, very young, but
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can assure you she's of age.
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I am.
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And she's not Canadian, so I can totally
trust her.
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I'm just saying, sometimes Canadians are
sneaky.
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Oh, really?
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I think.
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I don't know.
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You're being mean.
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How am I being mean? Are you Canadian?
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Yes. I'm just kidding.
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You're a Canadian barista?
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No. Ben, don't worry about it.
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I want to see your little outfit.
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Bam.
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All black.
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What are you grinning at?
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Can I ask this a smile?
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You what? I feel like I'm in court.
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You feel like you're in court?
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Yes. Where were you on the night of the
13th?
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That would have been last month. Calm
down.
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I was going to say, I don't know.
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I like how I haven't said anything, but
you're just taking it upon yourself to
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take your top off. Oh.
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I ain't mad at you.
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Go ahead, take your top off. I don't
want to stalk you. I'm trying to get it,
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but it's like caught a little bit on
something.
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Hello.
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Oh, we're going to take your top off and
then we're going to cover it up because
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all of a sudden we're coy.
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I really just want to have sex with you.
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Okay, come on. Why do you still have
your pants on?
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Whoa.
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I don't get any chance to get to know
you. We don't get to have lunch first or
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anything like that.
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I don't get to casually talk you into
consensual sex. Oh, okay.
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I want to hear it.
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No, fuck it then. You just said, come
on, let's go.
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That's what's going to happen.
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I'm just going to take your bottoms off.
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That's going to be that.
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Are you that old?
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You just, your, your, your ligaments.
You didn't hear that? I did.
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Be gentle.
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I am being gentle.
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Like I was given instructions.
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No fingers.
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I'm just kidding.
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I'm just, I'm petting the kitty.
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Hey kitty, kitty, kitty.
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It's a good kitty.
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on top, front and center.
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I might have done this once or twice
before.
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What are you smiling about?
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Because it feels good.
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Hey, you can hold that now. Okay.
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You've never held
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a camera like that before, huh?
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Well, I didn't know it had this in the
back.
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Mm -hmm.
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Mm -hmm.
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Thank you, Percy.
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I'm perfectly happy.
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I think that pussy's pretty wet.
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Yeah.
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They're right there.
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Oh, it's okay.
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Mm -hmm
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Hop up on that couch and let me see you.
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I think that worked.
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I'm sorry.
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Woo!
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Oh.
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I love you.
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A little.
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Thank you.
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I don't have one
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In the best way possible.
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