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Oh, this show's always so funny. Man, I wish I didn't have to wait till next

week.

Where's the remote?

Oh, hey, babe.

Oh, man, I almost had a really bad day today.

What happened?

Uh, well, I don't know. I'm trying to, you know, I'm trying to bullshit my way

through. Every day is pretty, it's kind of getting really tricky. Like, he's

starting to notice my boss that I don't actually know anything.

I'm just a pretty smile and you know, I can get customers in the door, but He's

starting to realize I don't know how to fix cars so when he found that out he

was You know, he said he had let me go and You

know, I used my my boyish charm and I'll they will convince them to get my give

me my job back but there is a caveat to that though You won't get mad

Okay. What is it?

I told them that I'd set you guys up on a date.

What? Why?

Well, I was getting desperate, and I don't know, that's what came to mind.

I don't know, you were kind of mentioning that you wanted to fool

little bit. I thought I'd, you know, get two birds with one stone.

Yeah, but still, you didn't even ask me. I'm asking you now.

You already made the deal, didn't you?

Well, it was... I can't, like, call you in the middle of that. I just thought

I'd do it then and, you know, maybe you'd be okay with it.

Okay, what does he even look like?

Uh, he's a pretty attractive guy.

Uh, hold on, let me get my phone.

Oh, here it is.

Um, let's see.

He looks like that.

Okay.

I mean, I guess he doesn't look that bad.

Yeah, he's a good -looking guy. He's tall, dark, and handsome.

But, like, you're okay with it?

I was already emotionally preparing myself because you mentioned that

so I'm half okay with it. It's not the worst thing in the world, but at this

point, you know, we have to save my job so we can keep a roof over our heads,

so... I guess that's true.

Okay, fine. I'll do it.

I want you to have your job. Thank you. You're the best. I appreciate you.

Well, actually, he's going to be here any minute.

What?

Yeah, I just thought we'd just do it quick before we think about it too much

make it overcomplicated. Just, like, get it over with, and everyone's going to

be... You'll have, you know, you'll get your rocks off, and I'll have my job

back.

Everything's going to work out just fine.

Yeah, I guess I owe you, huh?

Well, I promise I'll... Oh,

that's him right now. Speak of the devil.

Hey, boss.

Hey, how's it going, man?

It's going all right.

This is my...

Well, thank you for being understanding.

She's great. I'm sure you guys will have a good time.

Yeah, no, she's very attractive.

Yeah, I'm happy to help out if I can.

I know you're not that qualified to do the work, but yeah, if you're going to

make it up this way, I'll see why we can't keep you.

Thank goodness.

All right.

That's great.

Don't mind me.

Are you

okay

with this? Yes. Yeah? Yeah.

What do you think, hon?

You got a big dick.

Well, I wouldn't know, but... Got your work cut out for you.

That's right.

Fuck, yes.

Just like that.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, shit.

Fuck, it was so fucking good saying that thing.

Oh, yes.

Fuck.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Fuck, yeah.

Oh, shit.

Oh,

fuck.

Oh, shit.

Oh,

yes.

Oh, shit.

So fucking sexy.

Oh.

about that.

This was great, but I gotta admit, you're just as bad in this scenario

as you are at the shop. You kind of ruined this for me. What?

And I think I am going to let you go.

That's right.

I'm sorry, man.

Can you believe this guy?

At least I got you, hon.

Yeah, but it was great. I mean, if you ever want one, I'm... I love those two.

think I'm going to go with him, actually.

What? You don't even have a job?

I can't get one. And sex with him is so much better.

Oh, my God. He doesn't have a job anymore. So, yeah, I think this is a

bet. This is so fucked.

I can't. What?

After I gave you my girlfriend and this is how you guys are paying me? Like,

this is so fucked. Well, let this be a life lesson.