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Shall we begin, Yozakura?
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Give me all you've got.
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Then let's...
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...dance!
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Hiya!
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Secret Ninja Art:
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Secret Ninja Art:
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Black Ice!
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10,000 Palm Fists of Paradise Hell!
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You are too good, Yumi.
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Not at all.
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I was simply lucky.
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Your attacks impress me.
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Still, you seem more excited about training than usual.
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I had a bad premonition.
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Premonition?
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Another great war is going to break out, I fear.
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SENRAN KAGURA
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Swimsuit-filled Festival Eve
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Finally!
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Finally!
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Finally!
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We're going to war! Get your game face on, Mizuki!
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I'm, like, totally getting that bag on sale!
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No one's gonna steal it from me!
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My new one-shot's not gonna be finished in time for the con!
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Yeah, yeah! I know, right?
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Yumi, Yozakura! Welcome back!
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You two are so diligent,
even in the freezing cold.
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C'mon, join me under the covers!
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No thank you.
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Training warmed me up.
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Come, don't be like that.
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Yumi, you want an orange?
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No thank you!
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Yumi just pouted!
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Wait, are you mad we didn't train with you?
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Hardly.
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Geez, don't be such a pouty-wouty.
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Look, someone sent us a letter!
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Fine, I'll just open it.
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Opening of the "Summer in the Dead of Winter"?
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It's an invitation to a luxury spa resort.
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There's no sender.
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Is the resort having some sort of promotion?
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Hey, hey! What's a spa resort?
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It's a leisure facility with hotel, pool, and hot springs all in once place.
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Yay! I wanna go!
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Yes!
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Thus I would also like to go to this spa resort.
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I know, right? We were, like, invited!
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You gotta be crazy not to go!
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Yeah, yeah!
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No one's going!
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Huh?
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No spa resorts exist on the path of justice.
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And I've been meaning to ask,
what has gotten into all of you?
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Evil has stolen your hearts!
I cannot bear to look at you.
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Nuh-uh! Evil hasn't stolen anything of ours.
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Oh, it has!
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Your hearts are stained in debauchery!
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Case in point:
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Evil!
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Evil!
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Evil!
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They are all evil!
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You're so mean, Yumi! Take that back!
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I will not!
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She's pouting again.
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I only want one thing from you girls:
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to forget about this spa resort and train with me, like Yozakura—
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Actually, um...
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What's the matter, Yozakura?
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S-See, I was kinda thinking I'd like to go too.
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Y-Yozakura?
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I spent most of my life raising my young siblings...
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...so I've never been to a pool.
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I mean...
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But we can't afford to be playing around—
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Yumicchi, listen!
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When you're stuck between two choices,
you should decide with roshamboobs!
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R-Roshamboobs?
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Yup!
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Squish 'em together and that's rock.
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Spread 'em apart and that's paper.
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Cross 'em vertically and that's scissors!
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Wh-What is that?
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Even Mr. Kurokage said to use roshamboobs when you can't make a decision.
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My grandfather would never say that!
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No, he did.
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I remember it clearly.
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Yeah, yeah! He totally did!
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I-I don't believe it...
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Anyway, let's decide whether we go or not with a little roshamboobs!
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Throw down, Yumicchi!
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W-Wait! I need to mentally prepare myself!
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Here we go!
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Roshamboobs!
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Rock, paper...
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Scissors!
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S-Scissors!
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One more time!
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Yumi plays rock against Shiki's paper.
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Which means...
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...we're going to the spa resort!
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Yay!
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N-No way...
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I've lost the battle and the right to speak out.
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I just hope...
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...that nothing terrible happens.
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Meat.
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Gyudon Take-ya
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Meat!
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Juicy meat in my mouth.
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Stop pretending you're eating meat!
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Just listening to you makes my stomach growl.
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I may not have emotions,
but I still have caloric needs.
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Winter is a harsh season for the poor.
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Crops become harder to grow and harvest.
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They sell meat buns here.
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What should we do?
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We might be able to afford one.
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Well one is more than enough!
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All we gotta do is share it!
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One meat bun, on the double!
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Just a moment, Mirai!
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We must pick the biggest of the bunch or all is for naught!
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Don't worry, I got this.
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I know big ones when I see 'em.
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Lady! The one in the middle, please!
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Sure thing, little lady.
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Hot and steamy meat bun achieved!
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Mirai, treat that bun preciously!
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Don't you dare drop it!
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Homura, you needn't concern yourself!
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I couldn't care less if it was covered in dirt!
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Now what? Split it into equal parts?
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Time is of the essence!
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As soon as she opens it, attack!
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Roger!
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That was good!
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But now there's none left.
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That wasn't nearly enough food.
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Damn!
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If only that meat bun was a hundred times bigger!
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Haruka! Don't you have something for this?
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Well, I'm in the process of developing a drug that can make anything bigger.
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But I need to run a few more tests before it's complete.
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Haruka, you beautiful thing!
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Can you really make anything bigger?
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Like maybe my meat buns?
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I'm not seeing any meat buns on you.
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Don't you mean dumpling wrappers?
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Foo on you, Haruka!
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Cut it out, Mirai.
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Getting angry just uses more calories.
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You girls seem down on your luck.
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Try reversing it with this.
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You can do this, Yomi!
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Raffle
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You can do it.
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Don't waste the nice lady's raffle ticket!
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God of Luck, curse me with poverty all you like.
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But please, grant my friends a moment of prosperity!
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Congratulations!
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We did it!
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Five tickets to a luxury spa resort!
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Yes!
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It's almost finished, Miyabi.
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Indeed.
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Just a little longer until Hebijo rises again.
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Like, what's the point of going back to school if Murasaki's not there?
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Yeah, yeah! I totally agree!
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It's the Three Musketeers, not two.
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Sorry. You all must be worried about Murasaki.
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Is she still not leaving her room?
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Yeah. I think she bought a new console.
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I see. That isn't good.
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I just wish we had some bait to bring her outside.
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I've got bait right here!
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No smiling, Ryouna!
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If you feel a smile coming, cry instead!
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That ugly face of yours was made for snot and tears!
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Ryoubi, yell at me more!
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Seriously, stop smiling! It makes me want to throw up, you dumb mutt!
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Woof, woof!
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Ryouna, sorry to interrupt your orgasm...
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...but what's this bait you've got?
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Well, you see, I've got five tickets to the opening of a luxury spa resort!
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How did you get tickets for that?
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Last weekend I was on the main street of the shopping district, and...
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More!
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Give me something even bigger!
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Please, Master, throw me something bigger...
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...or my mouth won't be satisfied!
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More, more!
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Woof, woof!
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Easy as that!
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You are cordially invited to attend. We eagerly await your arrival.
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Paradise Ocean Group
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One day-use free pass for the opening of "Summer in the Dead of Winter,"
a Hawaiian luxury spa resort. Admit 1.
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I'm not really sure what to say to that.
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Above all, she acted for the team.
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Ms. Suzune?
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The school won't be finished for a while yet.
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Go and relax.
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Ms. Suzune, you totally get it!
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All right.
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Then our first order of business is
draggin' Murasaki out of her room.
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Stop!
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I don't want to go outside!
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I'm in the middle of a game!
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At least let me save!
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This is the spa resort I've always dreamed of?
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It's just wonderful!
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I can't believe such a fantastic place really exists!
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Honestly. You're too excited, Yozakura.
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Are you still pouting, Yumicchi?
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Of course!
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The time we're using to play around here...
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...could have been used on training and furthering ourselves down the path of justice—
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All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
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Besides, we're already here.
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It'd be more of a waste if you didn't enjoy yourself!
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Just look at this place!
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Doesn't it seem super fun?
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See? Fun, right?
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W-We mustn't!
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If we succumb to this temptation,
we'll never achieve true justice!
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Evil!
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Evil!
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Evil!
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Evil incarnate!
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But I'm a good guy!
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A-Asuka?
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What brings you here?
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I'm not the only one here.
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Everyone's joining in.
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Yay! Are you all here to play?
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Yup!
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Apparently this place is reserved for invitees only today!
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Yay!
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Then we can all play together!
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I suppose we can't fight on empty stomachs, anyway.
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Ms. Suzune told us to relax.
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So why don't we call a truce for today?
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Okay!
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It's not often we're all together at once, after all.
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We should hang out!
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Y-You have a point.
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Okay!
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What's the matter?
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You don't seem to be having fun.
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I was wondering when was the last time I saw everyone looking so happy.
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Yumi...
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Perhaps I have been too strict with them.
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Yumi, one must enjoy what precious opportunities one is given.
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Even a food stand will run out of meat.
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Homura?
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You only live once!
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When you're having fun, have a blast!
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When you're eating, stuff yourself silly!
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That's what we're doing.
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Just what I'd expect to hear from someone who lacks discipline.
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I don't want to be lectured by some hag who refuses to admit she's no longer in high school.
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"Hag"?
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It's the truth.
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Cut it out, Homura!
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We were just starting to get along!
270
00:14:37,680 --> 00:14:41,270
What? Asuka, are you taking
Miyabi's side? I misjudged you!
271
00:14:41,270 --> 00:14:42,940
That's my line!
272
00:14:42,940 --> 00:14:44,780
I don't need some goody-two-shoes helping me out!
273
00:14:44,780 --> 00:14:47,900
Geez! I'm just stepping in because you two are so childish!
274
00:14:47,900 --> 00:14:49,150
Who are you calling childish?
275
00:14:49,150 --> 00:14:51,320
I'm older than old!
276
00:14:51,320 --> 00:14:53,950
Yet you wear a student uniform to school!
277
00:14:53,950 --> 00:14:54,870
My point exactly.
278
00:14:54,870 --> 00:14:58,410
Instead of flapping your gums,
how about you flash your swords?
279
00:14:58,750 --> 00:15:01,420
I like to get the small fry out of the way first.
280
00:15:01,750 --> 00:15:04,920
Small fry? Looks like she's talking to you, Asuka.
281
00:15:04,920 --> 00:15:06,880
Why am I the small fry?
282
00:15:06,880 --> 00:15:08,420
You're the small fry, Homura!
283
00:15:08,420 --> 00:15:09,800
Hell no I ain't!
284
00:15:09,800 --> 00:15:11,680
Girls, calm down.
285
00:15:12,680 --> 00:15:16,180
Doing battle here would be rude to the resort.
286
00:15:18,890 --> 00:15:23,690
So, if you insist on duking it out right now...
287
00:15:23,690 --> 00:15:29,240
...how about settling this with the ancient Shinobi Chicken Fight?
288
00:15:29,530 --> 00:15:31,990
Shinobi Chicken Fight?
289
00:15:33,820 --> 00:15:35,740
The Shinobi Chicken Fight...
290
00:15:36,030 --> 00:15:40,750
...is a competition between teams of five who have learned the ways of the shinobi.
291
00:15:41,210 --> 00:15:43,000
Teams of five, huh?
292
00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:45,380
That's perfect for us!
293
00:15:45,670 --> 00:15:47,130
Bring it on!
294
00:15:47,380 --> 00:15:49,380
Yomi, can't you suck it in?
295
00:15:49,760 --> 00:15:52,380
Without enough people for a base, we can't participate!
296
00:15:52,680 --> 00:15:54,510
I'll do my best!
297
00:15:54,510 --> 00:15:56,390
I can still eat so much more!
298
00:15:56,390 --> 00:15:57,720
W-Wrong battlefront!
299
00:15:57,720 --> 00:15:59,180
Quit stuffing yourself!
300
00:15:59,180 --> 00:16:01,020
Please, be my base!
301
00:16:01,020 --> 00:16:03,440
Sir, I want some more.
302
00:16:03,440 --> 00:16:04,400
Yomi!
303
00:16:06,020 --> 00:16:08,900
If you can't form a base, you forfeit!
304
00:16:09,190 --> 00:16:11,900
Just sit on the sidelines and watch us win it all!
305
00:16:11,900 --> 00:16:13,780
Damn it all!
306
00:16:13,780 --> 00:16:15,660
Haruka! Don't you have something for this?
307
00:16:16,200 --> 00:16:20,290
Hmm, I might have brought something useful.
308
00:16:22,830 --> 00:16:25,170
This drug paralyzes.
309
00:16:25,170 --> 00:16:26,840
This one makes you dance the Samba.
310
00:16:27,210 --> 00:16:31,220
And this is my unfinished drug that makes anything bigger.
311
00:16:31,220 --> 00:16:34,220
D-Don't you have anything more useful?
312
00:16:34,640 --> 00:16:35,840
How about this?
313
00:16:35,840 --> 00:16:37,220
It's a wooden puppet's seed!
314
00:16:37,720 --> 00:16:41,600
Put it in water and it'll grow into a wooden puppet!
315
00:16:41,600 --> 00:16:42,730
That's it, Haruka!
316
00:16:42,730 --> 00:16:45,600
With a wooden puppet, we'd have enough people for a mount!
317
00:16:45,600 --> 00:16:50,480
I'm still working on this one.
It'll take time to fully grow.
318
00:16:51,110 --> 00:16:52,490
Of all the rotten luck!
319
00:16:52,860 --> 00:16:59,280
Now, let's leave the Crimson Squad to their shenanigans and begin this showdown.
320
00:16:59,280 --> 00:17:00,160
Okay!
321
00:17:00,620 --> 00:17:02,500
Let's...
322
00:17:04,210 --> 00:17:05,500
...dance!
323
00:17:12,510 --> 00:17:13,510
Asuka!
324
00:17:13,510 --> 00:17:15,680
You'll never win pussyfooting around like that!
325
00:17:15,680 --> 00:17:17,720
Screw the headbands and go for their jackets!
326
00:17:17,720 --> 00:17:19,260
What? Are you nuts?
327
00:17:19,600 --> 00:17:21,560
Strip 'em and make your own opening!
328
00:17:21,560 --> 00:17:22,770
That's a legit strategy!
329
00:17:23,560 --> 00:17:27,810
As class president, I cannot just sit by and listen to your perverted schemes!
330
00:17:27,810 --> 00:17:31,530
If Hibari were the rider...
331
00:17:31,940 --> 00:17:34,030
Yagyu!
332
00:17:35,200 --> 00:17:36,570
What happened, Yagyu?
333
00:17:37,820 --> 00:17:40,780
Asuka, change places with Hibari this instant!
334
00:17:40,780 --> 00:17:42,370
What?!
335
00:17:42,620 --> 00:17:45,540
Miyabi, the Hanzo girls are a bunch of idiots.
They can entertain themselves.
336
00:17:45,540 --> 00:17:47,330
Go for Gessen!
337
00:17:47,330 --> 00:17:48,210
Gotcha!
338
00:17:57,630 --> 00:17:59,260
So embarrassing! I have to hide!
339
00:17:59,260 --> 00:18:00,800
I have to hide my face!
340
00:18:01,260 --> 00:18:03,270
This is all I have!
341
00:18:03,720 --> 00:18:06,140
Muracchi, you're hiding the wrong body part!
342
00:18:06,140 --> 00:18:07,310
Victory is ours!
343
00:18:07,310 --> 00:18:08,730
Why, you...
344
00:18:09,310 --> 00:18:10,690
Don't forget us!
345
00:18:13,980 --> 00:18:14,780
At the same time, huh?
346
00:18:15,190 --> 00:18:17,030
This match is a draw.
347
00:18:18,200 --> 00:18:19,200
It's not over!
348
00:18:19,200 --> 00:18:21,780
I will not accept a draw.
349
00:18:22,160 --> 00:18:24,620
Let us continue until there is a clear winner.
350
00:18:24,620 --> 00:18:27,960
We must take this chance to fight to the bitter end!
351
00:18:27,960 --> 00:18:30,540
But every team's lost their headbands.
352
00:18:31,210 --> 00:18:33,050
How are we supposed to continue?
353
00:18:33,460 --> 00:18:35,800
If they've lost their headband, take their jacket.
354
00:18:35,800 --> 00:18:37,840
If they've lost their jacket, take their underwear!
355
00:18:37,840 --> 00:18:40,550
Fight until your opponents are stripped bare!
356
00:18:40,550 --> 00:18:41,760
What?
357
00:18:41,760 --> 00:18:45,140
Stripped bare? You mean keep going till we're butt-naked?!
358
00:18:45,430 --> 00:18:47,980
I don't think I can do butt-naked.
359
00:18:47,980 --> 00:18:51,900
Don't worry, Miyabi! I'd accept your butt-nakedness with open arms!
360
00:18:52,520 --> 00:18:56,400
Hey, Yumicchi, don't you think
butt-naked is going overboard?
361
00:18:57,030 --> 00:18:58,780
I agree.
362
00:18:58,780 --> 00:19:01,030
We should just accept the draw.
363
00:19:02,820 --> 00:19:04,030
But...
364
00:19:04,530 --> 00:19:05,540
But...
365
00:19:07,160 --> 00:19:09,960
Are you worried about that premonition of yours?
366
00:19:12,290 --> 00:19:13,250
Yes.
367
00:19:15,460 --> 00:19:17,050
What's this presence I'm sensing?
368
00:19:17,050 --> 00:19:18,260
Is it Grandpa?
369
00:19:18,260 --> 00:19:21,640
No, it's similar, but more terrible.
370
00:19:21,640 --> 00:19:22,220
It can't be—
371
00:19:22,890 --> 00:19:27,970
I'm not surprised they sensed my presence.
372
00:19:29,430 --> 00:19:33,230
But if they weren't so skilled, this wouldn't be any fun now, would it?
373
00:19:34,650 --> 00:19:37,860
Now, let us begin the eve festivities!
374
00:19:38,900 --> 00:19:43,490
Some early fun in preparation for the great festival to come!
375
00:19:47,080 --> 00:19:47,910
What?
376
00:19:51,620 --> 00:19:53,670
Who are these shinobi?
377
00:19:53,670 --> 00:19:55,290
Is this a new evil shinobi faction?
378
00:19:55,590 --> 00:19:58,300
No, I don't sense the aura of evil shinobi.
379
00:19:58,300 --> 00:19:59,970
They're something darker.
380
00:20:00,470 --> 00:20:03,010
Is this what my premonition has been about?
381
00:20:03,010 --> 00:20:04,970
Is this the beginning of the great war?
382
00:20:06,140 --> 00:20:08,810
Things are turning out exactly like you said!
383
00:20:08,810 --> 00:20:11,140
I would never have expected a battle to break out here!
384
00:20:11,140 --> 00:20:12,480
What do we do, Yumicchi?
385
00:20:12,810 --> 00:20:14,440
We have no choice but to fight!
386
00:20:14,440 --> 00:20:15,980
I like your style, Yumi!
387
00:20:16,270 --> 00:20:19,650
Dunno who y'all are, but if you're gonna attack us...
388
00:20:20,110 --> 00:20:22,240
...we'll beat you into the ground!
389
00:20:24,610 --> 00:20:27,740
Everyone, work together to take them out!
390
00:20:28,990 --> 00:20:31,370
I suppose an alliance would be interesting for a change.
391
00:20:33,330 --> 00:20:35,130
Let us dance, girls!
392
00:20:35,130 --> 00:20:36,630
On it!
393
00:21:13,500 --> 00:21:15,040
They don't seem to be run-of-the-mill shinobi!
394
00:21:15,540 --> 00:21:17,420
We might be in, like, trouble!
395
00:21:17,420 --> 00:21:20,300
We've gotta transform and turn the tables on them!
396
00:21:20,670 --> 00:21:22,510
Okay!
397
00:21:22,510 --> 00:21:24,420
Here comes my transformation, boys and girls!
398
00:21:26,260 --> 00:21:26,890
Huh?
399
00:21:26,890 --> 00:21:29,470
Wait, what? Why can't I transform?
400
00:21:29,470 --> 00:21:33,560
None of us can transform!
401
00:21:33,560 --> 00:21:36,310
Have our powers been suppressed by something greater?
402
00:21:37,400 --> 00:21:40,520
I wish I was home playing video games.
403
00:21:40,980 --> 00:21:45,780
We should have listened to Yumicchi and trained more.
404
00:21:49,200 --> 00:21:50,780
I'm sorry, Yumi.
405
00:21:51,410 --> 00:21:53,700
So sorry, Yumi!
406
00:21:53,700 --> 00:21:54,790
Girls...
407
00:22:02,550 --> 00:22:04,170
Well, this isn't good.
408
00:22:04,170 --> 00:22:06,170
Up a creek without a paddle I guess.
409
00:22:07,340 --> 00:22:10,470
Hikage, can't you tell we're in trouble?
410
00:22:10,470 --> 00:22:12,060
Panic a little, why don't you?
411
00:22:12,060 --> 00:22:15,310
Oh no, we're doomed. Whatever shall we do?
412
00:22:15,310 --> 00:22:18,060
Are you just screwing around because you have no emotions?
413
00:22:19,020 --> 00:22:20,560
Will they make it hurt?
414
00:22:20,560 --> 00:22:23,610
I really hope they do!
415
00:22:23,610 --> 00:22:26,070
And you are just screwy!
416
00:22:25,280 --> 00:22:26,070
They're coming!
417
00:22:26,530 --> 00:22:28,070
Homura, stay sharp!
418
00:22:28,070 --> 00:22:30,910
Asuka, worry about yourself!
419
00:22:32,620 --> 00:22:34,620
I'll be damned if I die here!
420
00:22:40,540 --> 00:22:42,090
Daidoji!
421
00:22:42,090 --> 00:22:43,460
Ms. Suzune?
422
00:22:43,710 --> 00:22:44,700
What's the matter with you?
423
00:22:44,700 --> 00:22:46,720
Don't give up just yet!
424
00:22:47,020 --> 00:22:50,640
This isn't the limit of your powers!
425
00:22:51,430 --> 00:22:56,220
Break the chains that bind you and unleash all your strength!
426
00:22:56,520 --> 00:22:58,980
I know you can do it!
427
00:22:59,770 --> 00:23:01,150
She's right.
428
00:23:01,150 --> 00:23:04,730
We can't afford to fall here.
429
00:23:05,530 --> 00:23:09,530
We must continue to walk the path of the shinobi!
430
00:23:10,160 --> 00:23:12,240
We must stay the path of justice!
431
00:23:12,780 --> 00:23:15,740
There is still one last trump card for us to play.
432
00:23:16,120 --> 00:23:17,700
Let's do it, girls!
433
00:23:17,700 --> 00:23:18,710
Yeah!
434
00:23:19,250 --> 00:23:22,250
Frantic Mode
435
00:23:46,360 --> 00:23:49,320
I'm feeling kinda tired.
436
00:23:51,110 --> 00:23:54,240
Well hello there, little bottle. Are you lonely?
437
00:23:54,240 --> 00:23:55,870
Don't worry, I'll drink you.
438
00:24:06,250 --> 00:24:08,090
Secret Ninja Art: Black Ice!
439
00:24:12,380 --> 00:24:14,220
Nice job, Yomi!
440
00:24:22,190 --> 00:24:24,230
What?!
441
00:24:24,650 --> 00:24:26,650
H-Hey, Ryouna!
442
00:24:26,650 --> 00:24:29,480
Did you take my drug that makes
anything bigger? It's not complete!
443
00:24:29,860 --> 00:24:32,320
Ryouna, what the heck are you doing?
444
00:24:33,490 --> 00:24:36,830
Look how big I am!
445
00:24:36,830 --> 00:24:39,240
Isn't it amazing?
446
00:24:39,240 --> 00:24:40,330
No fair.
447
00:24:40,330 --> 00:24:41,450
You can say that again.
448
00:24:41,450 --> 00:24:43,460
This is no time for jokes!
449
00:24:46,750 --> 00:24:49,500
I'm like a monster attacking Tokyo!
450
00:24:49,500 --> 00:24:53,090
Go ahead and attack me, girls!
451
00:24:53,380 --> 00:24:56,470
Haruka, what should we do?
452
00:24:57,600 --> 00:25:02,770
Well, if we can get her to sweat a lot,
the drug should wear off faster.
453
00:25:04,350 --> 00:25:05,600
I get it.
454
00:25:05,600 --> 00:25:08,360
Then the only thing we can do is fight and make her work up a sweat.
455
00:25:08,360 --> 00:25:09,320
You're right!
456
00:25:09,320 --> 00:25:11,860
Girls, one more time!
457
00:25:12,110 --> 00:25:13,610
Right!
458
00:25:13,610 --> 00:25:15,280
Let's dance!
459
00:25:20,370 --> 00:25:22,830
It's like you're pricking my whole body with needles!
460
00:25:22,830 --> 00:25:25,790
This is heaven!
461
00:25:27,210 --> 00:25:28,130
What's going on?
462
00:25:28,130 --> 00:25:30,630
Her breasts have grown larger!
463
00:25:31,670 --> 00:25:32,920
Seriously, no fair.
464
00:25:33,420 --> 00:25:34,670
You can say that again.
465
00:25:37,470 --> 00:25:39,850
Give me more!
466
00:25:39,850 --> 00:25:42,430
Blow me away!
467
00:25:45,850 --> 00:25:47,690
What a pervert.
468
00:25:49,230 --> 00:25:52,070
Refreshingly so.
469
00:25:53,650 --> 00:25:55,780
This is wonderful!
470
00:26:04,410 --> 00:26:08,370
I can't hold it anymore!
471
00:26:17,930 --> 00:26:19,720
I see.
472
00:26:19,720 --> 00:26:23,520
So the great war you were talking about...
473
00:26:24,060 --> 00:26:26,020
...was this?
474
00:26:27,390 --> 00:26:28,600
No.
475
00:26:29,270 --> 00:26:32,070
The premonition I had...
476
00:26:32,070 --> 00:26:35,030
...wasn't this joke of a battle.
477
00:26:44,410 --> 00:26:46,660
Boy, I'm tired.
478
00:26:46,660 --> 00:26:49,370
Things ended on a really crazy note.
479
00:26:50,330 --> 00:26:53,340
Regardless, I enjoyed myself.
480
00:26:53,340 --> 00:26:56,670
For the first time in a long time,
I got to relax with my friends.
481
00:26:57,630 --> 00:26:59,840
And I got to go to a resort like I always dreamed of!
482
00:27:00,300 --> 00:27:02,640
I had tons of fun too!
483
00:27:02,640 --> 00:27:04,680
We should come back again!
484
00:27:06,100 --> 00:27:09,390
I'm sorry, Yumi. I know I should keep my excitement in check.
485
00:27:09,890 --> 00:27:13,610
We swear we'll turn over a new leaf tomorrow and train harder.
486
00:27:13,610 --> 00:27:16,820
I'll withdraw from my comics, too.
487
00:27:16,820 --> 00:27:20,860
If only I had taken your warning more seriously...
488
00:27:21,990 --> 00:27:23,530
We're sorry!
489
00:27:25,490 --> 00:27:29,000
No, I'm the one who should be apologizing.
490
00:27:29,580 --> 00:27:30,370
Why?
491
00:27:30,870 --> 00:27:34,710
Certainly, growing strong is important.
492
00:27:34,710 --> 00:27:38,630
But if because of that you all stop smiling...
493
00:27:38,630 --> 00:27:41,090
...then it is a hollow achievement.
494
00:27:41,090 --> 00:27:42,890
Yumicchi...
495
00:27:43,220 --> 00:27:45,760
Justice means to protect the smiles of the people.
496
00:27:46,890 --> 00:27:51,390
So I wish to protect your smiles!
497
00:27:51,980 --> 00:27:54,690
Let's take more breaks and hang out together.
498
00:27:54,690 --> 00:27:55,730
Yay!
499
00:27:55,730 --> 00:27:56,650
Thank you, Yumi!
500
00:27:57,230 --> 00:28:00,400
But I'll still be whipping you into shape!
501
00:28:00,900 --> 00:28:04,740
I'll whip you into shape and
make sure you keep smiling.
502
00:28:04,740 --> 00:28:05,950
That sounds difficult.
503
00:28:05,950 --> 00:28:08,080
But together, we can do it!
504
00:28:08,080 --> 00:28:10,040
Yes, I believe we can!
505
00:28:10,040 --> 00:28:11,330
I know, right?
506
00:28:12,290 --> 00:28:13,830
Then shall we go home?
507
00:28:13,830 --> 00:28:14,710
Yeah!
508
00:28:17,710 --> 00:28:20,170
Hello, hello, hello
509
00:28:20,170 --> 00:28:24,300
To a new me
510
00:28:20,170 --> 00:28:24,300
Atarashii watashi ni
511
00:28:24,300 --> 00:28:26,800
Hello, hello, hello
512
00:28:26,800 --> 00:28:31,060
I'm gonna be reborn
513
00:28:26,800 --> 00:28:31,060
Kore kara umarekawaru'n da
514
00:28:41,320 --> 00:28:47,870
The life I'd achieved and thought was so real
515
00:28:41,320 --> 00:28:47,870
Te ni ireta ki ga shita tashika na hibi wa
516
00:28:47,870 --> 00:28:54,120
popped like a bubble touched by a brief wind
517
00:28:47,870 --> 00:28:54,120
Isshun no kaze de awa no you ni kieta
518
00:28:54,420 --> 00:29:01,050
But while I was keeping myself and crying my life away,
519
00:28:54,420 --> 00:29:01,050
Hiza wo kakaeta mama kareru hodo naitara
520
00:29:01,050 --> 00:29:07,010
I realized there was something warm right next to me
521
00:29:01,050 --> 00:29:07,010
Kidzuita yo chikaku ni aru nukumori ni
522
00:29:07,010 --> 00:29:09,390
Hello, hello, hello
523
00:29:09,390 --> 00:29:13,480
To a new me
524
00:29:09,390 --> 00:29:13,480
Atarashii watashi ni
525
00:29:13,480 --> 00:29:15,980
Hello, hello, hello
526
00:29:15,980 --> 00:29:19,980
I'm gonna be reborn
527
00:29:15,980 --> 00:29:19,980
Kore kara umarekawaru'n da
528
00:29:19,980 --> 00:29:26,660
I'll run, I'll fall, I'll curse the pain
529
00:29:19,980 --> 00:29:26,660
Hashitte koronda kizu wa itamu kedo
530
00:29:26,660 --> 00:29:33,500
But tomorrow will be sunny, I know
531
00:29:26,660 --> 00:29:33,500
Ashita wa kitto hareru yo
532
00:29:43,260 --> 00:29:45,760
Hello, hello, hello
533
00:29:49,850 --> 00:29:52,310
Hello, hello, hello
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