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Senran Kagura

Rival battle without honor!

Rival battle without honor!

Rival battle without honor!

Rival battle without honor!

Rival battle without honor!

Rival battle without honor!

Rival battle without honor!

Rival battle without honor!

Rival battle without honor!

Rival battle without honor!

Rival battle without honor!

Rival battle without honor!

Rival battle without honor!

Rival battle without honor!

Rival battle without honor!

Rival battle without honor!

Rival battle without honor!

Rival battle without honor!

Rival battle without honor!

Rival battle without honor!

Rival battle without honor!

Rival battle without honor!

Rival battle without honor!

Rival battle without honor!

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What the hell did you just say?

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Are you trying to say I'm weaker than you?

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Yeah, that's right. It's obvious I'm the stronger one.

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At everything.

Well then, let's settle this right now!

We'll see who's the strongest!

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All right. It's on, Asuka.

Asuka, ninja transform.

I won't lose!

That's enough!

I shall be the referee for this match.

You will?

That doesn't bother me at all.

With Asuka as my opponent, I won't lose any kind of match.

M-Me neither! Whatever match, bring it on!

That's the spirit, both of you.

Well then, the first match shall be...

These!

What are these?

This first match is "Thrilling Speed Eating Ice Cream Showdown."

A speed eating showdown?

It isn't gonna be a ninja match?

The rules are simple:

the first to finish wins.

The time limit is twenty seconds.

Okay then...

Start!

That's way too fast, Homura.

Okay, stop right there.

This is...

...very sexy.

What?

Erm, well, never mind.

This match ended in a draw.

Damn, a draw?

All right, the next match is...

"Small Tops Wearing Showdown."

I see. So the one who wears the most tops wins?

Exactly.

Let's begin!

Th-This is much harder than I thought.

These tops won't fit.

What a marvelous view.

It looks like both of you picked the wrong size.

This has ended up as another draw.

Like hell I'll lose!

I'll definitely win!

The plan was a huge success!

Gramps, what plan could you be referring to?

Well, that's... You see...

You can say I'm enjoying my retirement.

I mean, it's not like you lose anything by revealing your vibrant bodies, right?

So... I'm wondering if you could... let this one slip...

Asuka,

do you mind if I teach your Gramps a lesson?

That's totally okay with me.

Gramps needs to reflect on his actions.

W-Wait.

Violence is bad, you two.

Violence is...