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Guilt.

>> The taste of nuts and honey. Mr.

Scrooge.

>> Come back. Better things to do.

>> You Mr. Scrooge. [music] Honey Nut

Cheerios. It's Christmas.

>> My custo will suffice. Thank you.

>> Honey Nut Cheerios blends golden honey

and [music] crunchy. And I said, "Did

you see honey and nuts?"

>> Merry Christmas. [music]

>> It was the night before Christmas. And

all through the shop, a creature was

stirring [music] and he just wouldn't

stop. On chocolate, on strawberry, on

vanilla frosted, too go the colors of

[music] Christmas made fresh just for

you. Red sprinkles, green sprinkles, a

place we all know. [music] Canes made of

candy, men made of snow. So fill up your

sack with your favorite delight.

>> And to all a merry Christmas in each

hasty [music]

b.

>> I feel like I want to be.

Look at the smile on [music] my lips.

I've got that M&M's feeling

right at [singing] my fingertips.

So carefree [music]

milk chocolate melts in your mouth. Not

in your hand. [music]

>> It was a bit before Christmas and all

through the house, nothing was stirring.

Not even a I ran to the kitchen. What

could it [music] be? Christmas crunch

from the cafe to me. This crunch is

special to make breakfast merry. It's

loaded with yummy red and green

crunchberries.

>> Very sweet. The rest of it,

>> but it's [music] only here till

Christmas. Christmas crunch is a merry

part of this balanced breakfast. [music]

Now Captain Crunch has every kid on his

Christmas list.

>> Wow.

>> One secret present on [music] each box

of Christmas Crunch from the captain to

you.

>> Merry Christmas.

[music]

>> [music]

>> Perhaps more than any other time of

year, this is the season when millions

of people discover,

>> Polaroid cameras do what no other kind

of camera [music] can do.

>> What's this? Thanks for the milk and

cookies and thanks for the beautiful

Polaroid picture. [music]

Love, Santa.

>> Happy holidays from Polaroid.

>> [music]

>> Wow. [music]

Heat.

[music]

>> [music]

[music]

>> It's a happy time for us, dear Marina.

>> Oh, just think. This will be [music] the

first time the twins are together to

celebrate their birthday with all our

family. Adora's [music] friends even

came from far off Athetheria, and

they're all helping to decorate.

Oh, perfumea. Thank you. They're

beautiful.

A little higher. Flutterina,

how's this?

I think purple would look good up there.

Peekab-boo. Try it.

>> What a celebration. The preparations

have been going on for days.

>> You know, it reminds me of how we used

to get ready for Christmas at this time

of year.

>> Christmas? What's that? An Earth

holiday?

>> A very special Earth holiday.

I wonder where Adam and Matt at arms

are.

>> Shouldn't [music] we be helping with the

decorations?

>> In a minute. We're almost finished here.

You know, if it works, this little sky

spy will give us a complete picture of

Skeletor's every move.

H interesting. Think I'll take a look.

[music]

But but how do I get inside? Aha.

[music]

All right, Adam. I think we're in good

shape for tomorrow's flight.

>> All systems on.

>> What happened?

>> What did I do?

>> Switch off the rockets.

I I can't. The controls won't work.

Something tells me I'm in big trouble.

[music]

>> [music]

[music]

[music]

[music]

>> That ship. What is it?

>> That's a meteor. A meteor. You better

have your eyes checked, you lame brain.

>> Watch it, motor mouth.

>> Enough too bad. Get that ship before it

escapes OR I'LL PUT BOTH YOUR HEADS IN

ORBIT.

>> UH, left it is, sir.

>> To the right. Yes, sir. Skeletor.

>> Left. Right.

>> Oh, no. It's the collector and it's

chasing me.

>> What's happening? The Sky Spy suddenly

took off by itself.

>> Look, Skeletor's going after the Sky

Spy.

>> Then He-Man's going after Skeletor by

the power of Grey Skull.

I've got a feeling my brother may need

some help.

Get it. Scoop it up.

>> You're trying to grab more than you can

handle.

>> I've almost got it.

>> You've almost got it. I've almost got

it.

>> Oh no.

>> [screaming]

>> You know what? These claws need a

manicure.

>> Fools, what is it? What's happening,

>> master?

Quiet. You'll hear us.

[music]

There we are. Claws to pause.

>> USE THE FORCE BELTS. DON'T LET HIM GET

AWAY WITH IT.

>> A force belt. Huh?

[music]

>> Uh-oh. There too many of these things.

Looks like you need a hand, brother.

>> Sis, just in time as usual.

>> Let's get a little fresh air in [music]

here.

Ready? 1 2

3

How can I get this thing down? Oh,

should I try a spell? Why not? SKY, SPY,

SKY, SPY, SKIPPY, ESCAPE, take me down

to some place safe.

>> Oh no, NOW WHAT DID I DO?

>> The sky spy. It's spinning off into

space.

>> They're getting away. WHAT ARE YOU

DOING, RATCLAW?

>> HEY, MAN. ruin our controls.

>> The automatic pilot is taking us back to

Strike Mountain.

>> What?

>> Then take this.

>> I don't need a parachute.

>> That's what you think.

>> [music]

[music]

>> I'm afraid we've lost your Sky Spy.

>> Well, it's a good thing nobody's in it.

>> I never should have gotten into this

thing. Nobody even knows I'm here.

[music]

>> I can't understand how the ship just

took off by itself.

>> Maybe this finder beam can locate it.

>> Phew, it's slowing down. Am I glad. Back

home again.

>> Hey, that doesn't look like eternity.

Where? Where? We're going in.

Phew, that was close. I guess I should

have fastened my seat belt.

Where am I? This place is freezing.

Help. Help.

Somebody's in trouble. I better take a

look.

>> Miguel.

Oh. Oh my gosh. They'll be buried by

that avalanche. Oh, what spell can I

use?

Oh, LITTLE CHILDREN UP AND AWAY playing

in the snow another day. Please work.

>> What's happening to us?

[music]

>> Hey, put us down.

>> No, no, don't say that.

Oh, too late. You broke the spell.

And what are you doing out here alone in

the snow anyway?

>> Getting a Christmas tree.

>> A what?

>> A Christmas tree until we got lost.

>> Oh, there. There. You're not really

lost. You found me, didn't you?

>> Found you.

>> Yeah, I'm the one who's lost. My ship

crashed just over that hill. Come on,

I'll show you. and maybe we can find a

way to get you safely home to your

parents.

>> I'll have the finder activated in just a

>> Duncan. Adam, we've got a serious

problem.

>> What is it?

>> It's Orco. He's missing.

>> Missing?

>> Yes. And we just found his magic book

outside.

>> Where?

>> Near the launch pad.

>> A launch pad?

>> Uh-oh. He must have stowed away on the

sky spy.

>> Yes. And accidentally switched on the

rockets. We've got to find him.

Uh, what's that? It's a flying saucer.

>> Nah, it's just a sky spy. Come on, let's

go inside and warm up.

>> You said you were looking for a

Christmas tree. What's that?

>> First of all, it's a Christmas. No, I

mean it's not a Christmas tree. It's a

Christmas tree. And it's to celebrate

Christmas.

>> What's Christmas? Everybody knows what

Christmas is.

>> I don't.

>> When you get lots of presents. Presents.

I think I like Christmas.

>> Well, presents are part of it, but it's

also a time when everybody thinks about

peace and goodwill toward men. That's

what the angel said.

>> Angel? Now I'm really getting confused.

>> No, it's not confusing. Not at all.

Listen, if you really don't know about

Christmas, we'll tell you the whole

story. A long, long time ago.

>> I've got it. Here's where the sky spy

landed.

Those are Earth's coordinates. Orcco's

landed on Earth. Are you saying that

we'll never get Orcco back?

>> No, Taylor. My transport beam might do

it. The problem is it needs a kerium

water crystal to power it, and there are

none here on Eternia.

>> But maybe on Athetheria.

>> It's possible.

>> Well, if it's in the water, her mister

would know about it.

>> But can you have Shira contact her?

>> I think that can be arranged.

And the three wise men followed the star

until they finally reached Bethlehem.

>> A what a beautiful story. But what about

the gifts you said there were gifts at

Christmas?

>> That's the fun part. Let's tell them

about Santa Claus. I'll tell them.

>> Are you sure you don't want me to come

along, sis?

>> No, Adam. If something happens to me,

you'll be needed here.

>> Well, just be sure that nothing happens

to you. You're my favorite sister.

>> For the honor of Draco.

[music]

I am hero.

[music]

>> [music]

>> On Christmas Eve, Santa hitches up his

reindeer and flies all over the world

bringing presents to boys and girls.

>> Presents? I THINK I LIKE THIS. SANTA,

can I meet him?

>> Oh, no. He only brings presents when

you're asleep.

>> When you're asleep? Well, just as long

as he brings them. Tell me about Jingle

Bell.

>> You mean Jingle Bell? I mean Jingle

Bells.

Find one. There's no way to get Orco

back.

>> A water crystal. Yes, I know where one

is, Shira, but it will not be easy to

get. It lies in a deep pool near the old

ruins and is guarded by the beast

monster.

>> The beast monster is real. I thought it

was just a legend.

>> The beast monster is no legend, Shira.

It exists and is very dangerous. But if

we work together,

>> good idea. Meet me at the ruins. If you

can keep the creature out of the pool

long enough, I'll find the water crystal

for you.

>> Thanks, Mista. Lie, swift wind.

>> [music]

>> So this is the pool of the beast

monster. H doesn't look as though

anyone's home.

Uh-oh. Someone's home.

>> The beast monster.

>> Keep him busy as long as you can, Shira.

>> I'll do my best. Swifty.

Those

[groaning and screaming]

[screaming] ruins won't hold him long.

Now, where's Merista?

>> I found it.

Thanks, Mista.

>> I'm always happy to help. Good luck. I

hope this brings Oroco back.

>> We could never have found it without

Mista.

>> What's that?

>> I don't know, but it looks as though we

found something else, too.

>> What are they?

>> Some kind of sensors, I think.

It's a robot.

Well, Swifty, now we have to pass those

things to get the crystal back to man

at- arms.

>> [screaming]

>> Watch it, SWIFTY.

[snorts]

MONOIDS, leave her. We must go to Monoid

Central and prepare to battle.

They're changing into other forms. What

evil robots?

>> Very evil and very dangerous.

>> They're called the Monroids. Our little

friends, the Manines, once told me about

them.

I'm afraid we haven't seen the last of

these evil things. Now, let's get out of

here.

Sword to flames. Better stand back,

Swifty. It's going to get a little warm.

Now, let's get the crystal [music] back

to man at arms.

Even if the crystal works, we'll need

help from Orco. I hope he remembers to

stand in the light.

It's working. Now it's up to Oro.

>> Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle

bells.

>> What's that?

>> I don't know.

>> I'm afraid.

>> Oh, wait. Man at- arms has a transport

beam. Now, what did he tell me? Stand in

the light.

>> Arco,

>> don't be scared, Alicia. I think I know

what it is. I hope. All we have to do is

hold hands and move over there.

Where is he?

>> There he is. No, there they are.

>> Orco,

>> who are your friends?

>> This is Alicia and Miguel. We're so glad

you're safe. But what happened?

>> It's a long story. And it all started

when I got into the Sky Spy.

There is a great disturbance.

A [clears throat] new spirit of goodness

has arrived on Eternalia. The power of

home crime may be threatened.

Send for Skeletor and Hornac

immediately.

>> So that's the story and here we are.

>> Well, I can't believe it. You really

crash landed on Earth.

>> Will we be home in time for Christmas?

>> I'm not sure, Duncan.

>> I can't be sure. It may take a few days

to recharge the water crystal,

>> but then we'll miss Christmas.

>> I've got an idea. Christmas isn't for

several days yet, but the twins birthday

is tomorrow. Why don't we combine their

birthday celebration with a big, big

Christmas party?

>> That would be fine. But what about

Santa? Will he be able to find us?

>> Oh, of course, Alicia. Now, don't worry.

>> Who's Santa?

>> Who's Santa? You don't know who Santa

is? I can't believe it. Everybody knows

who Santa is. [laughter]

>> The arrival of the spirit of Christmas

and eternal may threaten my rule. I

don't need any more good will and

brotherhood on that planet. Find it and

crush it. HAVE NO FEAR, GREAT MASTER. I

WILL ELIMINATE THIS this Christmas

SPIRIT BEFORE ANOTHER DAY is passed.

>> YOU YOU CAN'T EVEN HANDLE that muscle

bound female Shira.

>> JUST A MINUTE. WHAT ABOUT THE WAY HE-MAN

HANDLES YOU, BONE BRAIN?

>> BONE BRAIN? WHY? You miserable excuse

for a villain.

>> Silence.

Stop wasting my time.

Whoever eliminates the spirit of

Christmas from Eterania will be well

rewarded.

>> That's me.

>> We'll see about that.

>> Well, Alicia, how do you like it here on

Attorneyia?

>> Everybody here is nice, but I'm miss mom

and dad.

>> Oh, don't be sad, children. You'll be

home soon.

And until then, I'll make it seem like

springtime.

>> No, perfume. Christmas is in the winter.

>> Winter? Oh, no sooner said than done.

>> Perfuma, that's wonderful.

>> We've got just the right setting for my

new Christmas song. Let's try it. Love

[singing]

and caring,

peaceful bliss,

joys [music and singing]

of sharing,

happiness,

Christmas spirits in the air, eternity

[singing]

and everywhere.

Don't you feel it? Feel that you're

aart. [singing and music]

Christmas season is a time of your

[music] heart.

[laughter]

>> Now that's the Christmas spirit.

>> There they are. GET THE TRACTOR BEAM

READY.

>> It's run.

>> HELP. HELP. HEY, PUT THEM DOWN. You'll

be sorry. Wait till He-Man and Shira

find out.

>> You won't get away with this.

[screaming]

>> We've got them, master.

>> GOOD. TAKE US BACK TO ATHETHERIA, CATRA.

>> We couldn't get to Orgo and the

children. Hordach was too quick with his

freeze beam.

>> Were you able to track him? Yes, in the

beginning, but Hordach was taking them

to Athetheria. I don't know where they

are now.

>> Well, the first thing we have to do is

find them,

>> right?

>> Let's check with Peekabloo. Maybe her

multivision can help find the children.

[music]

>> [screaming]

>> Oh, the monsterids. We better get out of

here.

What's going on?

>> Why did you stop us? These prisoners

WERE BEING DELIVERED TO HORDE PRIME.

>> THE PRISONERS STAYED HERE. YOU MAY GO.

YOU DON'T THINK I'D LEAVE them here?

>> I DON'T CARE WHAT you think.

>> YOU HAVE 10 SECONDS TO GATHER YOUR BEAST

COMPANIONS and be part.

>> WHAT? NO BUCKET OF BOLTS IS GOING TO

PUSH ORAC AROUND.

>> Not

shut. Uh, on the other hand, UH, I DO

HAVE SOME urgent business elsewhere.

JUST WAIT TILL HORDE PRIME HEARS ABOUT

THIS.

Place the creatures in prison. WHEN

HORDE PRIME COMES FOR THEM, we will deal

with him. As you command, number one.

[music]

>> We know the children are in the fright

zone, but we don't know where. I'll try

to help.

I see them. They've been captured by the

Monroids. I knew we'd have trouble with

them again.

>> Yes, but the little robot people have

gone to rescue the children. Robot

people? You mean the manachines?

Exactly. And they'll need help. The

monoroids are very powerful.

>> Don't worry, Peekabbloo. We'll cut them

down to size. Let's go, sis.

This is a pretty mess and it's all my

fault.

>> No, it isn't. Or you were trying to help

us.

>> Well, I didn't do a very good job.

>> Hello.

>> Who are you?

>> My name's Cutter. What's yours?

>> Well, I'm Orcco and this is Alicia and

Miguel. But but how did you know we were

here?

>> We're the mansions. The monoids are our

enemies. Come on, let's get you out of

there.

>> But how? The windows got bars.

>> They don't call me cutter for nothing.

WATCH.

>> OH, WOW. [screaming]

>> CLIMB OUT QUICKLY. My cousin's waiting.

>> Who?

>> My cousin.

Here he comes. Now,

>> boy, he's fast.

>> They don't call him Zipper for nothing.

Japan. There's a man just around the

corner.

Here we go.

Hang on.

Don't worry. He can't keep up with me.

Watch this.

Grab them.

>> I think we've got a problem.

>> Put them BACK IN THE CELLS AND THE MAN

SHAMES WITH THEM.

>> You're pretty good at giving orders,

metal mouth. Now, let's see how good you

are at taking them. Move away from my

friends.

>> It's He-Man.

>> She's him.

Keep your claws to yourself.

Sorry to get you all tied up.

The human creature is alone. Teach him a

lesson.

>> I think you need a lesson in adding Iron

Head. Sword to lasso.

>> Clumsy, clumsy, clumsy.

>> What works for my sister works for me.

>> PUNCH DROIDS, ATTACK THE INTRUDERS.

ZIPPER, we better call our cousins.

He-Man and Shirro need help.

Right,

>> Oracle, why don't you find a safe spot

for the children?

>> Right. [music]

>> The odds look a bit uneven.

>> Oh, no they don't. He-Man,

>> it's Cutter and the Manines.

>> Come on, Cutter. We'll send the Monroids

back to the junkyard.

>> Right where they belong. Let's get to

work, man.

Oh, look a man's sheep puppy.

He's so cute.

Ah,

>> there they are. Fort Prime will reward

me richly if I deliver those two Earth

children.

>> What?

>> Got you at last, YOU TROUBLESOME TOTS.

>> LET THEM GO.

>> WELL, the bigger they are, the harder

they fall. Thanks for your help. We

>> He-Man Shira look.

>> Skeletor is taking the kids.

>> We'll see about that. Swift win.

>> Oh, no you don't, Sheila.

>> I've done it. I've captured the two

Earthlings. Well, nothing can stop me

from delivering them to Horde Prime.

>> Don't be so sure, bonehead.

>> What? It's Harden. Rat him. He wants to

reward himself. Well, I'll soon take

care of him.

[groaning and screaming]

That skullfaced SCOUNDREL HAS DAMAGED MY

SHIP. NOW, I'll have to turn back. But

first, I'LL MAKE SURE that he doesn't go

anywhere.

[screaming]

>> We're going down. I'll get you for that.

Hardc.

>> We'll have to crash land in that snow.

>> Swift Wind, are you all right?

>> Yes, but where are the children?

>> Skeletor got away with them. But don't

worry. Now that you're free, we'll get

them back. LET'S GO, BROTHER.

THREAT THAT. He'll be back with

reinforcements.

Well, we won't be here. Get moving, you

two. We have a long walk ahead of us.

>> I I I I don't think we can

move. It It's awfully

cold.

>> I SAID MOVE. MOVE IT.

>> PLEASE, MISTER, be nice. It It's

Christmas time.

>> Christmas time? What's that?

>> It's a season of love and joy and

caring.

>> Is that what Christmas is? No wonder

Hard Prime wants to get rid of it. A

season of love, caring, joy.

Yeah. What a disgusting idea. Well,

there's no Christmas spirit here. Now,

get moving, you two, before Hordach

comes back.

>> I I'm sorry, mister, but but we're so

cold.

>> So, you're cold.

Blast it.

>> Oh, I'm I'm warm again.

Thank you, Mr. Skeletor. You are very

kind.

>> Kind? Never use that word around me.

Now, get moving.

>> Oh, wait. I have to get Relay.

>> No,

leave him.

>> But he'll freeze. We have to.

>> I said leave him. Now move.

Please

bless

I don't know what's coming over me, but

whatever it is, I don't like it.

Stop licking my face, YOU DRATED DOG.

GET AWAY FROM ME. You're drowning me.

Get off.

It was nice of you to save Relay, Mr.

Skeletor.

>> I am not nice.

>> Stop that.

>> Do you want me to hold him?

>> Uh, no. No. No. We'll go faster if uh if

I carry him. But uh tell me more about

this uh this Christmas.

>> Well, it's a wonderful time of the year.

Everyone is lots of fun. You mean they

get in fights?

>> No. No. They are fun.

>> Fights are fun. I like fights.

>> And you give each other presents.

>> And when you open them, they explode,

right?

>> No, they're nice gifts.

>> Nice. Doesn't sound like much fun to me.

[screaming]

>> A snow beast.

Quick, get behind me.

So much for the snow beast.

>> Oh, thank you, Mr. Skeletor. You saved

us. You really are wonderful.

Listen, I am not nice. I am not kind.

And I am not wonderful. And I'm still

delivering you to hry.

>> There they are.

>> Please, Mr. Skeletor. We don't want to

be taken by Horde Prime. Please don't.

Let him go, Boneface.

Shira and He-Man. Drat.

[music]

>> We'll take those children.

>> No, I'll take those children. Hornet.

Double Dat. That's right, Skeletor. I

figured you'd show up here.

>> When you two are finished, we'll take

the children.

>> Now hand them over. HORDE PRIME WILL

KNOW WHO'S NUMBER ONE.

>> THEY'RE MINE, HORDACH.

GOOD AIM. YOU HIT YOURSELF.

>> Now I'll take those goody goods.

>> Not if we can help it. Hordach.

>> Better get back. Children or go with

them.

>> Right.

>> You're not delivering them to Horde

Prime.

>> Forget it. Keyman, the little FOOLS ARE

DELIVERING THEMSELVES TO HORDE PRIME.

>> What is it? It's Horde Prime.

>> Come on, Shirou. We must stop him.

Robots, get them.

>> Hang on, ARCO.

>> WE'RE ON OUR WAY.

That's enough for me.

>> Here, catch, brother.

>> Thanks, sis.

>> Good work, brother. Now, let's get the

children. Uh-oh.

>> Too late, SHIRA. HORDE PRIME'S GOT THEM.

WHAT? WHAT? WHAT?

I don't know what's happening to me,

but I must save the children.

THAT SKELETOR'S HIT MY ENGINES.

>> Horde Prime's ship is down. Let's go,

Shira.

>> I think Horde Prime is going to be angry

with me.

You have made me angry, SKELETOR.

VERY angry indeed.

>> Quickly, He-Man, let's send this

troublemaker back home.

>> Right you are, Shira. READY?

>> NO.

BLAST. BLAST. BLAST. [screaming] A

>> there. That'll take care of Horde Prime

for a while.

>> SKELETOR. GATOR. YOU'RE GREAT.

>> Thanks so much.

>> He saved us.

>> He saved you.

>> Yes. I I I guess I did. I wish I knew

why. Oh. Oh, I I don't think I feel

well.

>> Well, I think you're feeling the

Christmas spirit, Skeletor. It makes you

feel good.

Well, I don't like to feel good. I like

to feel evil. Oh,

>> don't worry, Skeletor. Christmas only

comes once a year.

>> Thank goodness. [laughter]

Ho ho ho. Merry Christmas. Here, a

flying belt for each of you.

>> Oh, thank you, Santa. [crying]

>> It's too bad you can't stay for the

party. But I'm sure your parents miss

you very much. We miss them, too. But

Man- Arms says we'll be home soon.

>> That's right, Miguel. You'll be home

just in time to hang up your stocking.

Ready to go?

>> Wait.

Relay, go to Adora.

>> Will you make sure Relay gets back to

the man she's Adora?

>> Of course, Alicia. And merry Christmas.

>> Merry Christmas everyone and thank you.

>> Oh, thank heavens you're back. We were

so worried.

>> Oh, mother father, it was great. We went

to another planet and

>> Oh, Miguel, [laughter] don't make up

stories. Tomorrow you can tell us where

you really were. We're just glad to have

you home safe.

>> But we did go to another planet. Mom

honest. And we met Orco and Santa Claus

gave us these flying belts. Now, now,

now, Elicia, I don't know where you got

those those things, whatever they are,

but it is bedtime.

>> Okay, father.

>> Good night. And merry Christmas.

>> Ho ho ho. Merry Christmas, young lady.

>> Merry Christmas,

brother.

>> Ho ho. No, you knew it was me all the

time, didn't you?

>> Uh-huh.

>> Well, merry Christmas, sis.

>> Merry Christmas, everybody.

[music]

So, that's how Christmas first came to

eternity. Not everyone celebrates

Christmas, but the spirit of the

Christmas season is within us all. It's

a season of love and joy and caring

>> and presents.

>> Presents are nice, Orco, but Christmas

means much more than that.

>> I know, Adam. Christmas is a time of

peace and caring and happiness.

>> That's right, Orco. And what [music]

would make you happiest this Christmas?

>> Presents. Oh, Orco.

>> [music]

[music]

>> Pizza Hut. Pizza to go.

Pizza Hut pizza to go.

[music]

Pizza Hut pizza to go. Pizza Hut pan

pizza is a special way to warm the busy

holiday season. [music] So call ahead

and we'll have it fresh, hot, and ready

to go.

Pizza hot [music] pizza to go.

>> Come on, Sparky. [music]

Look at this.

He [music] still looks sad.

>> The only one [music] with the unexpected

twist of Lyman.

hopes your [music] holiday has a little

unexpected smile.

[music]

[music]

>> [music]

>> Heat. Heat. [music]

[music]

>> [music]

>> Only from Atari. [music]

Made especially for systems from Atari.

The video game that lets you help

[music] ET get home. Just in time for

Christmas.

[music]

Happy holidays from Atari.

>> [music]

>> Yummy fruity pebbles and apples.

[bell]

Oh, here comes you know.

Y fruit delicious stew. Ho ho ho. I'm

hungry.

Santa [music]

my pebbles. Your pebbles is the season

to be sharing Fred. [music]

Happy holidays. Predi

and cocoa pebbles cereals [music] part

of this nutritious breakfast.

Toy,

little girl. [singing]

>> Imagine a land where all the great toys

come together to dazzle the hearts of

every boy and girl at prices that

delight every Santa. It's open now at

Zale. [music]

>> Come on, Teddy. Enough Christmas for one

day.

>> Okay, Mom.

[music]

>> [music]

>> I can talk. What can you do?

>> I've been looking all over for you. Come

on, let's go to bed.

[music]

>> Season's greetings from your Pepsi

bottler.

>> Yo, Joe. He'll fight for freedom

wherever there's trouble. GI Joe is

there. GI [music] Joe

GI Joe is there.

>> It's GI Joe against war of the enemy.

Fighting to [music] save the day. He

never gives up. He's always there

fighting for freedom over [music] land

and air. GI Joe

[music] GI Joe

>> GI Joe is the code name for America's

daring, highly trained special mission

[music] force. Its purpose to defend

human freedom against Cobra, a ruthless

terrorist organization determined to

rule the world. He never gives up. He'll

[music] stay till the fight's won. G I

dare. G I [singing] go

I [music]

jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all

the way

through.

>> Button your beak, bird, or there's a

feather duster in your future.

[laughter]

>> Hey, shipwreck. Where's your holiday

spirit?

>> Yeah, let's have some u tide cheer. We

collected enough toys to beat last

year's record.

>> They're going to make the kids at

Children's Hospital real happy.

>> OPRAH RATTLER.

>> Happy holidays from Wild Weasel. You

Christmas turkeys.

Look out.

Find us some cover or we'll be eating

asphalt. Head for that rock pile up

ahead.

Got it, Covergirl.

Ah, made it.

Close. Close call.

>> Yeah, but now what? That [music] rattler

could keep us pinned down till next

Christmas.

Wild Weasel to Cobra Commander.

Fireflyy's mission is accomplished.

Returning to base.

Why'd he take off? He had us. Who cares?

He's gone. Let's not look a gift horse

in the mouth.

>> [music]

[music]

>> Go back, Teddy. Lift the train.

Always wanted one of these when I was a

lad. Charming, isn't it? Now

>> place looks awfully deserted. Duke,

>> most of the Joe's took holiday leave.

>> We were attacked by a rattler on our way

here. If Cobra mounts a full assault

while we're short-handed,

>> they'd never get through our automatic

defense grid. Covergirl,

>> smack your lips and feast your eyes.

Roadblock cooked you a big surprise.

>> Ombre, you outdid yourself. Do will you

do the honors?

>> You bet. Who wants a leg?

Junkyard. I might have guessed.

That's one hungry dog, Mut.

>> Yeah, I'll uh chow down later. Okay. I

want to be alone for a while.

>> What's wrong with mut? Beats me.

Tripwire. Holiday blues, I guess.

Now that's loyalty. How many dogs would

give up a turkey leg to mope around with

their master?

Can't help it, junk. This time of year

always makes me sad. You see, while when

I was a kid, my folks made such a fuss

about the holidays, they didn't have

time for me.

I never got to trim the tree or wrap

presents. They never even let me hang up

my own stocking. Now, every year, I get

this left out feeling

junk. He isn't.

What the

A Trojan rockin horse? We've been

snookered.

I don't believe this.

Got to sound the alarm, jerk.

[groaning]

>> The alarm. Let's go.

>> MARINUS, TO THE DEFENSE CRIB. On my way,

Major Blood.

>> [music]

[music]

>> What incarnation?

>> Cobras. They're not Santa's elves.

This has got to be a joke.

Ow. Some joke.

[music]

That cooked his cupcake, Duke. Too late.

The ray's done its job.

>> Seasons greetings.

GI Joe will return after these messages.

Now back to GI Joe.

>> You are relieved of command, Sergeant

Duke Howser. GI Joe headquarters is now

occupied territory.

>> No way. Tinface. Yo Joe. YO.

>> FOOLS. Open fire.

[groaning and screaming]

Deploy the snake robots.

[music]

I didn't know you cared.

APPARENTLY they remain unconvinced.

>> Arinos

the gas.

Gas

don't breathe.

Secure their vehicles and seal the base

>> straight away, commander.

>> Ah, rested from your little nap. Where's

Duke? Why isn't he with us?

>> Perhaps he prefers our company. And

maybe I'm the queen of England. Somebody

break your pop gun. Desterro imbecile.

This molecular reducer enlarger

represents a decade of research.

>> Death throw. It's accomplished its

purpose brilliantly. We now have the jaw

weapons and vehicles we need for

tomorrow's attack on Keystone [music]

City.

>> You're going to attack a city with our

gear

>> to make the [music] government think

we're behind it? Yes, a tragic mistake,

but quite understandable, especially

after they've seen this.

>> Citizens of Keystone City, this is

Sergeant Duke Howser, G.I. Joe team

leader. We're tired of serving our

country. It's time the country started

serving us. As of 1100 hours, the Joe's

declare your city under martial law, our

law. Resistance will be met with deadly

force. That is all.

>> What have you done to him? [music] You

monster.

>> I haven't done a thing, have I, Duke?

>> No, master. Not a thing.

>> It can't be.

>> Right you are. But try telling it to the

folks in Keystone City.

>> Sardan,

>> tomorrow the real Duke will be aboard my

Sky Striker. This will confirm that the

Joles have turned traitor. The hat we

have. Take them away where they won't

cause any mischief. Somewhere in keeping

with the season. Yes. Put them on ice.

Remember mate, keep cool.

>> I've just decided I hate puns. If we

don't get out of here QUICK, WE'LL BE A

BUNCH OF JAWS. You know me and that side

of beef could have a meaningful

relationship.

>> Is your brain frostbitten or what?

>> Come on, cover girl. You got no

imagination. JUST WATCH.

>> Chase it.

[screaming]

>> Progress report. Major blood. Can your

troops fly the Joe aircraft?

>> Ready. Piece of cake, Commander. Another

hour and we'll be ready.

>> See that you are. If I can just get a

grip, I CAN LIFT MYSELF OFF THIS HOOK.

>> Snowball's chance. Snowball's chance.

[snorts]

>> Shut up, will you?

I got it. Gloating is childish. Cobra

Commander

>> gloating. I simply wish to bid our

friends a final farewell.

>> What's this? Such gloom on a lovely

holiday morning. And after I brought you

all a present.

>> Present? Of course. The key to your

handcuffs. I'll hang it right here. Just

out of reach. [laughter] And while you

reflect on my generosity, remember that

more presents are coming YOUR WAY. TONS

OF THEM

THERE. If the microcircuits are still

intact, the reducer enlarger should

function properly. Not that it matters

now. The Joles are finished. Don't mail

the invitations to your victory party

yet. Destro Tripwire, check the

airfield.

>> You needn't bother. Cobra Commander and

the others have departed to attack

Keystone City in your vehicles and in

your name.

>> We'll stop them somehow. [music]

Desterro, we still have you.

>> Do you? Or do I have you?

[laughter]

GI Joe will return after these [music]

messages.

Now back to GI Joe.

THIS MOLECULAR REDUCER ENLARGER CAN

SHRINK you to subatomic nothingness.

[screaming]

>> We get bust.

GET AWAY FROM ME. GET [screaming] AWAY.

>> SMOTHER HIM. SMOTHER HIM. [panting]

>> OKAY, let him up.

>> Easy, mud. We got him.

Sounds like something's loose.

>> Dad, blame it. Not only did Cobra STEAL

OUR GEAR, THEY GAVE US FLIES.

>> HOLD IT. THAT'S no fly. It's It's It's

Polly.

Help. [screaming]

Help. Help.

>> Covergirl, give me that gun.

Hold still. I'll fix that bird.

>> Are you loco? You hit shipwreck.

[screaming]

This thing's got a two-way switch.

Whatever it shrinks, it can also expand.

[screaming]

>> Polly feels dizzy.

>> Ah, poor Polly. I'm going to miss you

during the battle with Cobra, pal, but

not very much.

[music]

Hey guys, we're stuck with Cobra

equipment, but it's going to have to do.

>> Sharks, we can beat them cobra owl hoots

flying cardboard boxes.

>> Then let's do it.

[music]

>> We got to stop Cobra BEFORE THEY REACH

KEYSTONE CITY.

YO, JOE.

This is a lot of hoie. Martians land in

Hoboken. Newwork I could believe. But

Hoboken.

I thought GI Joe was supposed to be on

our side.

>> You can't win, Commander. The people

will fight back.

>> Then the people will be destroyed and

the whole world will blame GI Joe.

[laughter]

Dad, aren't those the GI Joes? I thought

they were heroes.

>> So did I, son. So did I. You'll never

get away with this, Commander.

>> Oh, no. Just watch me.

>> Full Brle, you fools. We're not being

paid to miss the battle.

No fools.

That's a cobra claw. One of ours. But

who's flying it?

>> Nice shooting, Blow torch. But we've

still got one tall job ahead of us.

Jingle bells, JINGLE BELLS, JINGLE

[screaming] BELLS.

Oh no.

>> Gi chose using my equipment.

>> Yeah, life's full of surprises, isn't

it?

>> Up ahead. Cobras in our vehicles.

>> Is nothing sacred?

>> Hey, what's going on? SURPRISE!

Those three [music] are history.

Now, let's get the Baroness.

Turn this thing around.

>> So, you've escaped your confinement.

Well, you won't escape this.

>> That wedge has a way with a laser ray.

>> Wow, Bill, there's a dragonfly on your

tail.

>> Not for long.

>> Nobody can do that with a fang. Nobody.

WILL I EAT? [clears throat] NOBODY. FEEL

like I JUST LOST MY BEST HORSE.

>> The masquerade is over, BARONESS.

>> Hate to see our equipment get blasted

like that. What's got to be got to be.

Your forces seem to be disappearing,

Commander.

>> Impossible.

>> You've had your warning, Cobra

Commander. Land or next time I won't

miss.

>> She's bluffing. If she shoots me down,

you'll go, too. She'd never risk that.

>> Fortunately, I'VE NO SUCH QUALMS ABOUT

eliminating her. [laughter]

>> You wish. Let's go.

Let's beat.

[screaming]

Jingle bells, jingle bells, JINGLE

ONE.

>> ARE YOU MAD? YOU KILL US BOTH.

>> POSSIBLE. Unless you surrender.

Surrender. Cobra will never.

[screaming]

>> Happy landings, Duke.

>> Everybody okay?

>> All accounted for except Duke.

>> Hey, Shipwreck. IS THIS A FRIEND OF

YOURS?

Oh no, my worst nightmare come true.

Hi you Polly. H remember old shipwreck

your buddy, your pal.

>> Well, Covergirl, merry Christmas. Are

you okay?

>> Yeah, thanks. And you?

>> Okay, but what are we going to do about

that rather large bird over there?

>> Whatever he says, Duke. Whatever he

says.

>> Yeah, I guess we'd better. At least

until we fix Destro's gun.

>> Oh, got you a little present, Duke.

>> Oh, what's that?

>> The key to your handcuffs.

>> Ah, you shouldn't have.

>> Merry Christmas, Duke.

>> Son of a gun. It is Christmas, Junkyard.

You know, all of a sudden, I don't feel

bad anymore. Merry Christmas, you old

ham dog.

>> Merry Christmas, Jo, everybody.

>> [laughter]

>> Merry Christmas. MERRY CHRISTMAS.

>> BYE, HUMBUG.

GI Joe will return after these messages.

>> [music]

[music]

>> Ever since Taco Bell got these Rainbow

Bright Sprites, we've had nothing but

[music] chaos. us. They couldn't just

sit here and be cute. No, they had to

sneak out and try the food. Now they're

into the nachos, [music] the taco

salads. Nothing is safe. So why not get

one to riven up your place? They're just

[music] $1.99 with each $2 meal at Taco

Bell. But hurry, huh? I can't hold these

guys down forever. Rainbow Bright

Sprites only at Taco Bell. Pick up a

kids meal and get a special prize.

Collect all three now at Taco Bell.

>> Merry Christmas, Sarah.

For a limited [music] time, near to

where you buy Seven Up, you'll find a

very special Countdown to Christmas

poster. And it's yours free just for

buying Seven Up and Diet at 7 Up. What a

great way to share in [music] the

feeling of Christmas. It's the perfect

time to stock up on 7Up's clear, crisp,

clean refreshment. And kids get to build

Santa's beard as they count off [music]

the days to Christmas. Get your free

countdown to Christmas poster when you

buy 7 Up. Seven Up is the feeling of

Christmas. [music]

>> These lonely pound puppies need someone

to love. [music] Someone who'd love a

little puppy love.

>> For you, Grandma.

>> Pound puppies are as cuddly as real

puppies.

>> He'll keep you company in the dorm.

[music]

>> They're the perfect way to say I love

you for birthdays, holidays, or any day.

Pound [music] puppies. So soft and

adorably lonely. Sometimes the hardest

thing about giving them

>> merry Christmas

>> is giving [music] them up

and only [singing]

Sunday. [music] Sworn enemies thrown

together. Two brothers and one woman in

a cross-country [music] race to save a

town in trouble.

But will they get there in time to make

a very special delivery?

>> We got a lady on board and she is in

labor.

>> My star is in garden.

>> John Schneider and Tom Walpat. Christmas

comes to Willow [cheering] Creek Sunday.

>> Lenny Al gives the tree a REAL TRIMMING.

>> MERRY CHRISTMAS. Will the family give

him the axe? Let's move on to New

Year's.

>> Now

then, an amazing stories encore

celebration.

>> Got that bag and raise those mitten.

>> The Christmas [music] one boy can save

Monday.

Here [music]

we are.

[music]

Hallelujah.

[music]

[music]

[music]

>> [music]

>> Happy holidays. [music]

When you have a taste for the holidays,

you want a soft drink that tastes like

the holidays.

You want the crisp, clean choice that's

everyone's favorite icebreaker. 7 Up,

the Uncola.

Because you never know who might drop

in.

Stop by the winter wonderland for

holiday savings on all 7 products

and make the season bright.

There's something strange in the

neighborhood.

Who you going to call?

>> There's something weird and it don't

look good.

Who you going to call?

I afraid of no ghost.

[music]

I afraid of no ghost.

Oh god, let's go.

You sure this is the right way? Ask me

no questions and I'll tell you no lies,

Winston. Terrific. This is the last time

we take a job in upstate New York.

Especially if our client has anything to

say about it after what happened.

>> I still say it wasn't my fault. I told

her to keep the cat out of my way. I

mean, it's not like the fur won't grow

back or anything.

>> Forget it, Ray. I guess we're all just a

little bugged about having to work on

Christmas Eve, right, Peter?

>> Doesn't bother me. Christmas is just

another day.

>> Now, this is weird. I don't remember

seeing this fork in the road on our way

up. Do you Egon?

>> No. But given our general direction and

the presumed location of the turnpike,

I'd say go

>> left.

[music]

You know, I could be mistaken, but this

doesn't look like a turnpike. Shall we

put it to a vote?

>> Not now, Peter. Okay. Come on, girl.

Just a little further. You can do it.

Come on.

I knew I should have worn my long

undies.

What a way to spend Christmas Eve. Hey,

Peter. Typical. Come on, let's see if we

can find a phone somewhere. What's with

him?

>> He always gets grumpy about this time of

year. Christmas isn't Peter's favorite

season. His father was always away at

Christmas. That affects you after a

while.

>> It's easier to shrug that off if you

pretend you don't care about Christmas.

And you pretended long enough. Pretty

soon you believe it.

>> Boy, this thing is steeper than it

looks.

I just hope there's something on the

other side.

>> Whoa. Anybody get the number of that

truck? Hey, over [screaming] here I

found civilization.

>> Wow, talk about your basic old

neighborhood. This place is ancient.

It's also not on the map as far as I can

remember. It's almost like something out

of Victorian England.

>> Old or not, they've got to have a phone

booth somewhere. Come on.

Is it Is it ready? Ah, here now, Bob

Cratchet. Have I ever let you down

before?

Oh, it's a fine bird. Truly fine. I only

wish it could be bigger. There are so

many of us.

>> It's a wonderful dog, father. This will

be our best Christmas ever.

>> Ah, that will, Tim. But it won't do us

any good if we don't get it home to your

mother in time to cook it. Thank you so

much. Merry Christmas to you and to you

and yours, Bob. By my soul, Elizabeth.

Have you ever seen anyone with as much

joy of living as Tiny Tim? Makes you

wish his father didn't have to work for

that miserable old miser Mr. Scrooge.

What the heck was that? Sounded like it

came from over there.

Picking up strong readings from inside.

Right there.

There it goes.

I'm picking up other presences. Big,

powerful. They're coming in at 12:00

high.

A Ghostbusters's work is never done.

I will NOT GO WITH YOU. GET AWAY FROM

HIS SPIRITS. Leave me be.

>> DON'T JUST STAND THERE, MAN. Do

something.

>> You think nobody's ever heard of the

word please.

>> Young says no.

>> YOU DO HIM FAR MORE DISSERVICE THAN US.

Release us or you and all Christmases to

come will pay the price.

>> Yeah. Yeah. We've heard it before.

[music]

>> No. No.

You You've done it. I'm as happy as an

angel.

I'm as merry as a school boy.

>> And we're the Ghostbusters. Well, now

that we've introduced ourselves, uh, can

we use your phone?

>> I'm sorry. I haven't got a phone, did

you say? But, oh, gentlemen, you have my

eternal unwavering gratitude. What

you've done here tonight

>> will cost you some pretty big bucks if

you'd like to write out a check.

>> Money? You You charge money for this

service? Why, this is an outrage. If I'd

known it would cost me, I'd have dealt

with them myself. I I can't even be sure

those were real ghosts.

They could have been tricks or or

something I ate. An undigested bit of

beef. They're blot of mustard. A

fragment of an underdone potato. There's

more of gravy than of grave to those

ghosts.

>> We're talking money and he's talking

lunch. I'd say we were at an impass,

wouldn't you?

>> Right. Okay, Egon. Let him loose.

>> NO. NO. WAIT.

So be it. But this I'll pay and not a

shilling more.

You've got to be kidding. Do you know

how much our services cost? We've got

Yes, Ray. Is this some primitive means

of telling me you'd like a conference?

Wow, look at this, Peter. It's 1837 and

mint condition. You'd think it'd been

made yesterday.

>> On second thought, uh, this will do.

Have a nice day. Come on, guys.

[music]

So, you're not so powerful as I'd

thought. Well, no one interferes with

Eene Scroo's sleep. From this day

forward, it's war.

Christmas

humbug.

Unseasonal weather for December,

wouldn't you say?

We've circled back the way we came.

[music]

Well, might as well try her one more

time. Maybe this time it'll catch.

Well, arrive

coming, Egon. I just keep thinking

there's something very familiar about

what happened. As if it's all happened

before. Oh well.

Okay, Egon, you go load up the ghosts.

We're going to get the Christmas tree,

aren't we, Peter? Christmas fooy.

>> A tree for Christmas.

>> But I thought you liked Christmas. How

very odd. H.

[whistles]

>> Hi. Merry Christmas.

Bye. Humbug.

At least they know how to keep the

Christmas spirit over here. I love how

they always decorate Fifth Avenue.

[music]

>> A Christmas Humba by Ebeneza Scrooge.

But But that's the guy we helped. That's

impossible. How could we help Scrooge?

Unless we went back in time. Oh boy.

That strange disturbance we [music]

encountered when we went over the hill.

It must have been a time slip. A door to

the past. Ebenez Scrooge. And those

ghosts we trapped, they [music] must

have been the ghost of Christmas past,

present, and future.

>> Well, everyone knows that story. In

1837, Scrooge defeated [music] the three

Christmas ghosts all by himself. Since

then, Christmas has been gone and good

writtens.

>> We went back in time, and by [music]

changing the past, we changed the

present.

>> No problem. We took the ghosts. All we

have to do is put them back, right?

>> But Egon's about to dump those ghosts in

the containment unit. Once they're

inside, we'll never get them out.

>> I don't know. Doesn't seem like that big

a deal if you ask me.

>> [music]

>> Egon. NO. WAIT. THOSE THREE GHOSTS,

EGON, ARE THEY?

>> Of course. I just finished now.

>> Egon, you sure you [music] can't let

those three loose without letting them

all out?

>> Correct. But why would we want to?

>> Oh, no. I can't believe it. We've really

done it this time.

>> What? What? What did we do? We just

killed Christmas. Egon Christmas is gone

forever.

[music and singing]

HAMBURG HUMBUCK

YOU. HUG YOU. HEY

[screaming]

HUG. I'LL GIVE YOU ALL.

>> OKAY, so let me get this straight.

[music] One, we went back in time. Two,

we changed history so Scrooge won. And

three, now no one celebrates Christmas

anymore. Fascinating.

There's only one solution. We've got to

go back in time and return the ghosts of

Christmas, past, present, and future, to

Scroo's place. Yes, the time slip we

passed through may still be in place,

but we'll have [music] to hurry. Time is

passing on both sides. Christmas Eve

will be over soon. Question is, how do

we open the way for those three to get

out? and not let all the other ghosts

escape. There is a way. [music] I can

jerryrig a device that will open a

hairline fracture in the containment

grid. But that means getting the ghosts

to the right place [music] at exactly

the right time. Good theory. Only how do

we do it?

>> Simple. I'll go inside the unit and find

them.

>> H pulse seems normal. Are you sure you

haven't hit your head?

>> I don't get it. I mean, big deal.

Christmas is just another day. Just

another day. Sound familiar, Peter?

>> I didn't sound like that. Besides, that

was different. Okay, Egon, you're right.

But we'll all go into the containment

unit.

>> No good. This might not work. You'll

have to go back ahead of me. If I get

the ghosts, I'll join you at Scroog's.

And if you don't make it out, then you

three will have to become the three

ghosts of Christmas.

>> Why do I get the distinct feeling I'm

not going to enjoy this?

This is going to be very difficult,

Janine. I I'll need your help.

>> All right, Egon. Just as long as you

know I'm doing it for you and not this

>> Christmas

humbug

>> Christmas.

>> Humbug.

>> Fascinating.

>> [music]

>> This must be the place. The time slip to

Scroo's day should be right over that

hill. I still don't think Scrooge is

going to believe this, guys. I don't

even believe it.

>> Come on, Peter. Have a little faith. A

little Christmas spirit. Are you

kidding? Christmas spirits got me into

this in the first place.

Yeah. And maybe that's something you

ought to think about.

H. Let's see where to begin. Yes, that's

it. A title. A Christmas humbug by

Ebeneza Scrooge. I dare say I like the

ring of that.

>> Okay, everybody ready?

>> Yeah. Yeah, I'm as ready as I'll get,

but I want you to know I think this is

not exactly dignified.

Hello.

Who's there?

[screaming]

>> WHAT ARE YOU? UNHAND ME.

Who do YOU THINK YOU ARE?

>> HEY, JACK. I'm Peter. I mean, I'm the

ghost of Christmas past.

>> That can't be. YOU WERE DEFEATED. I SAW

IT MYSELF. You've

changed.

>> Then you're still the same. Depressing,

isn't it?

>> If you're really the ghost of Christmas

past, where's your aura? Your glow.

>> Oh, yeah. Right. Let's see. Where's the

switch for the magnesium flares? Oh,

yeah. You want auras? You get auras.

>> Very well, spirit. I believe you. What

is it you wish of me? Scrooge baby,

we're going to do our version of This Is

Your Life.

>> All right, Janine, everything's set.

This will destabilize my molecular

density enough for me to be put into the

containment unit for 1 hour.

>> And if you're not back in 1 hour,

>> then I'll be trapped inside permanently.

>> Oh no.

Now, no matter what happens, keep this

portal open or I'll never get out.

Wish me luck.

Good luck.

Come on, Slimer. Let's watch in the

monitor upstairs.

[music]

>> [music]

[music]

>> Don't be back.

>> Oh, Egon, be careful.

>> Well, how's he doing,

cowboy?

Spirit, can we not stop flying now?

>> Not yet. And don't touch the magic

window. We'll fall here. What do you see

now? Why? It's the school I attended.

What? I grew up there. I was a boy

there. Yes, I remember that school room

all too well. I spent many Christmases

alone there. my father off on some

business or other, but I survived. My

books were my friends. What more does a

boy need? A lot more. I sure did. What

did you say, spirit?

Nothing. Uh, no. Hang on. We're going to

fly even higher this time.

>> Which way?

>> Left. Go left. I mean, go right. Right.

Oh, Slimer. I'm sure he's never going to

get out of there. Slimer

never around when you need him.

>> Flight's over, Scrooge. Thank you for

flying Venkman Airlines. Now, what have

you learned?

>> Oh, I'm dreadfully sorry. Was I supposed

to be learning something?

>> Were you supposed to? You were supposed

to learn that just because you had a

rotten past, that's no reason to blame

Christmas. Lots of us had Christmases

that weren't the best. But if you give

up, you just end up denying yourself

what you're so mad about never having

had before. I think maybe that's a

lesson we could all stand to learn.

>> Well, I suppose, but I'm not quite

convinced yet, [music] Spirit.

>> Well, then you've got two more chances.

Yes, sir. As soon as I'm gone, the

ghosts of Christmas present and future

are going to pay you a little visit.

[laughter]

>> And there the workhouses where you said

to send the poor. See them?

No spirit.

>> Well, hang around. We'll swing past

again in a second.

>> Where's Egon? I don't think Scrooge is

going to be convinced by just us.

>> We can't let Christmas down, Peter. We

can't.

>> It's no good, Egon. Come back. The

hour's almost over. You'll be trapped.

>> Got it. There they are.

Hurry. Follow me.

[music]

trouble. Janine, I think the other

ghosts here have figured out what's up.

[screaming]

[screaming]

[laughter]

They'll try to beat us to the portal. We

can't let them escape. Get to the grid

device, Gideon. Fast. If they start to

come through, turn it off. Forget about

me, but don't let them escape.

>> Good work, Janine. No time to talk.

Please inside. It's faster.

>> [music]

>> First syllable

sounds like

>> This isn't going to work. We failed.

>> Not yet. Look, I got them. I got them.

All right, Egon. Catch

Duck.

You will be visited this night by three

spirits.

Three more?

I'm not sure I can stand it.

>> The first will come at 1, the second at

two, the third will come whenever. Now,

Ebenezer Scrooge, farewell. Now, as my

brother Christmas Future might say,

let's take it from the top.

>> Well, did we do okay?

>> Yeah. You think old Scrooge will learn

his lesson?

>> I I think you'll learn his lesson as I

assume you too have learned yours. That

is of course why you are here.

>> Believe me, I have. I don't think I ever

appreciated Christmas until I lost it.

Honest. Now, can we go home?

[laughter]

>> Of course. You had only to ask. Take

hold of my robe. That's it.

>> How did we I mean, we were just at

Scroo's place.

>> What a way to travel.

>> Question is, did it work? Is Christmas

back?

>> We wish you a merry Christmas.

I'd say it worked out just fine and a

happy new year.

>> So, I propose a toast to Ebenezer

Scrooge and the three ghosts of

Christmas.

>> You know, it's funny. I always thought

all that was [music] just a story. Makes

you wonder what else might be real.

[laughter]

Arm dancer. Arm dancer on bliten.

>> Nah.

couldn't be. Then again, why not?

>> Merry Christmas to all

>> and to all a good night.

One cold winter's eve, birdie and

grimace wandered McDonald's and in

search of

>> a gift for Ronald.

>> Got any bright ideas?

>> When lo and behold, a little star hopped

from the heavens and twinkled down to

[music] earth.

>> Look, women, a falling star.

>> Maybe we can catch it.

>> And so they did.

>> You'll make the perfect gift for Ronald.

>> The little star was wrapped and ribboned

and given. But

>> oh dear me, Twinkle, it didn't.

>> You see, Birdie and Grimace, a star can

never belong [music] just to me. It

belongs way up high for everyone to see.

So let's wish him [music] home where

he'll twinkle and glow. And so they did

as they stood in the snow. Look, the

stars back at home in the sky, good as

new. And I [music] have the best gift of

all, friends like you. Happy holidays

from McDonald's.

I don't want to grow up.

>> I'm a Toys R Us kids.

>> There's a million toys at Toys R Us that

I can play with.

>> Jeffrey, guess what we want?

>> You want Ruba Dub doggy? He's making a

real big splash at Toys R Us for just

[music] $9.97 from Ideal.

>> The famous Chipmunks. Wow. Only $8.87

each. Just $4.97 each for Ideal's Robo

Force. And just $11.97 [music] for their

Robo Cruiser.

>> More games, more toys. Oh, boy. I want

to be a [music] Toys R Us.

>> Get in the spirit of the season with a

solid gold Christmas.

>> Join Barry Manalo, Donna Summer, Anne

Murray, and James Ingram, plus Laura

Branigan, Robera Flack, John Schneider,

and Jerry Reed. It's 40 holiday classics

with Suzanne Summers, [music] America,

Sister Sledge, and hosts Crystal Gale

and Rick D.

>> Deck the Halls and spread the cheer.

There's a solid gold Christmas coming

right here Saturday at 8 on channel 2.

There's only one.

>> Just one thin dinner mint.

[music]

[music]

>> [music]

[music]

>> On the first day of Christmas, I left

the Hallmark store

>> with a snowy named [music]

reeer.

On the next day, I bought Rhonda and

then I added more.

>> Now [music] the song

toys, two girls and boys, one more for

the treat and a boy named [music] Rodney

Reeer.

>> Give Rodney and Rhonda reindeer this

Christmas. They're only at Hallmark.

>> Sunday, it's George [music] C. got in a

brilliant adaptation of a Christmas

classic as magical spirits teach lessons

of the heart to a miser named [music]

Scrooge.

>> Every idiot who goes without merry

Christmas on his lips should be boiled

in his own pudding.

>> Everyone,

>> a Christmas Carol.

>> This is CBS.

>> We wish you a merry Christmas. We wish

you a merry Christmas. We wish you a

merry Christmas and a happy

car.

>> Perhaps they would care to quaff a warm

drink in this wintry weather.

>> Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle.

>> Yes, truly it is the season for sharing.

Speaking of which, I must prepare to

deliver my latest present to Plutarch.

Uncle,

>> greetings. Your chili cheesiness.

>> Plutarch needs ice, Carbuncle.

>> Lots of it. Now,

>> are those snow suckers ready yet?

>> Awaiting your command, your ice

creaminess.

>> Excellent. Then let us proceed with my

plan to piler this planet's precious

precipitate.

>> You mean steal the snow? Your exquisite

experless.

>> Exactly.

By the time I am finished, Chicago will

have had the bleakest, blackest

Christmas in memory.

>> Oh no, man. You don't really want toys

that look like some waterlogged

reptiles, do you?

>> Yeah. Fuzzy and Buff is where it's at.

>> Oh, you guys are cute. You pretend to be

macho and tough, but underneath you're

pushovers for the little orphan kids.

Who? Us?

>> No, I'm pretty sure we're macho and

tough.

>> Yeah, they just have all the cool snow

toys, that's all.

>> Ow, you're right about the cute part,

though, SWEETHEART.

[laughter]

>> HEY, little wild man.

>> Way to go, kid.

>> You guys don't fool me a bit.

The snow suckers are performing

perfectly, gathering and packing the

Earth's frozen fluid and storing it in

space, ready for shipment back to Brut.

The high chairman will be so pleased.

Augment the acceleration, would you, my

dear doctor?

>> Uh, [clears throat] what do you mean

your high rankness?

>> IT'S SIMPLE. FASTER.

>> YOUR WISH IS MY COMMAND, MR. FROMAGE.

YO,

YEAH.

>> I just wanted to warn you to duck. I

guess I should have told him sooner,

huh?

>> Oh, Vincent.

Vinnie the blur. You can't hit.

>> Yeah.

>> Watch your back.

>> Oh, yeah. [screaming]

Oh man, this this snow stuff is

dangerous.

>> Yeah.

>> Great. Ain't it?

>> What the heck are those things?

>> I don't know, but if you ask me, they

look like mouse munchers.

>> Mars

from Mars.

Heat. Heat.

Heat. Heat.

[music]

Get those kids to safety, CHARLIE.

>> YEAH, WE'LL HANDLE THESE DOPEY DOZERS.

HEY, what say we try out that ATV mode

Charlie added to my bike?

>> Dig this, bros. It's deep.

>> Whoops. Time to get on top of this

situation. Let's rock and slide.

WA! I CAN'T GET no

extra protection.

This battle plan needs a little work.

mine.

>> I don't know where those machines came

from, but it's time to chill them out.

>> Something is destroying the snow

suckers.

>> These days, something always seems to be

those bothersome biker mice. Recall the

snow suckers.

the turning tail.

>> Dang. I can use the exercise to warm me

back up.

>> Not to worry, bro. If those machines

came from Lindberger, you can bet things

will get plenty hot before long.

>> Full weaponry, good doctor. Those biker

mice must learn just how dangerous it is

to damage the property of Lawrence

Limberger.

>> Oh, they will, your fetedness.

And by the way, I have something to show

you which you might find very

intriguing.

This was recorded by the snow sucker

monitoring system. You will notice the

mice's fondness for the orphan children.

Yes,

>> indeed, doctor. It seems the rodent

renegades have a sentimental soft spot.

E. And a soft spot is a weakness which I

might do well to exploit.

>> What's that?

>> The sun, your mellow richness.

>> I know it's the sun, you simping

simpleton, but what is it doing there?

>> Uh, shiny.

>> It's melting the snow, you stupid

sickant. Melted snow is useless to me. I

need ice. Ah, then worry not my esteemed

excellence. I have just the villain to

assist us. Observe.

Try things.

I always said it would be a cold day

before we meet again.

>> Dr. Carbuncle,

who is this dimminionative [music]

dimwit? Ah, this is the weather master.

Your portly pot cheesiness. She'll have

Chicago in a deep freeze and ready for

delivery in no time.

>> Don't crease my credulent carb uncle.

How could this crone do that?

>> Well, today's forecast shows heavy

rainstorms over Limber Central, so you'd

better pack your umbrella.

>> What? What's going on?

Never mind. You're hired.

>> And uh remember lots of ice.

Of course.

I got lo heavy snows and freezing

blizzards today in the vintage city.

Yeah. Except of course here on Limboa

Tower where it's sun. [laughter]

Wonderful work, weather master.

Oh, perhaps we should turn over a new

leaf. Go straight and make our fortunes

in the tourist trade.

Not

I wonder how the biker mice's little

waywood waves are weathering this

winter.

>> I would wager not well, your cameness.

>> I certainly hope not. They're my bait.

My bait for biker mice.

[laughter]

>> Man, I've heard a dreaming of a white

Christmas, but this is more like a

nightmare.

>> You're not kidding. Remember those

orphans? It looks like they're getting

some pretty cold treatment by the

weather.

>> Yes. With no food, heat, or running

water, and the snow blocking relief

efforts, things look bleak for the

children of this orphanage, all any of

us can do now is pray for a miracle.

>> That's us.

>> Yahoo! Miracles Incorporated. Neither

hail

>> nor snow

>> nor blue tarian stinkfish shall stay

these biker mice from saving those kids.

Let's rock and ride.

Just got to teach him the etiquette of

leaving a room.

>> Dashing through the snow, our 300

horsepower sleigh.

>> Over the streets we go.

>> Citizens.

>> Ah, those rampaging rodents have

revealed themselves at last. Ready to

mash some mice, Miss Meister?

>> Yes, of course. One set of huge hair

stones coming right up. I love this.

On throttle, on moto, on biker mice all,

we're doing it, bros. The relief trucks

are getting through.

>> Yeah. Merry Christmas to all and to all.

And good night.

>> They sure ain't Christmas ornaments.

>> Oh man, we better start blitzing, bros.

And kids are in trouble. You said it,

bro. We got to do something now. We're

all going to get our stockings stuffed.

>> This weather ain't natural.

>> Yeah, it must be some sort of trap. In

that case, let's make it a trap shoot,

bros.

Follow me.

>> Yeah, I kill zone.

Got to rescue those kids.

>> It may not be Christmas yet,

>> but we're making our presents known.

>> Hey, it's the biker guy.

Whoa. Looks like the storm's over for

now. You little tags. Okay.

>> Oh, yeah. We're okay. But our house is

all smashed down. Yeah. And it's it's

almost Christmas.

[snorts]

>> Dang. It's just like that old movie.

>> Hey, easy big fella. Hey, kids. We'll

fix it somehow. You know, I got a

feeling that storm was no accident.

>> I see you're right. Look,

the big cheese is making sure his toes

stay toasty.

>> He must have found a way to control the

weather.

>> Oh man, I knew this whole setup had been

a trap. Come on. Someone fat, smelly,

and ugly is going to pay for this.

>> Oh, you said a mouthful, Vincent. Let's

rock.

>> Do you think they can do it? Yeah, sure.

Did you see those cool bikes?

>> Yeah, cool.

>> Blast. Those bothersome biker mice have

beaten the bombardment.

>> Yes, your fragrant soulsome myths. And

not only that, they appear to have

discovered [music] your dabbling in the

disaster.

>> It might be wise not to be here when

they arrive. How's Lake Michigan?

Almost a solid block of ice here. Cheese

myself.

>> YOU STEPPED WAY OVER THE LINE THIS TIME,

LINDBERGER.

>> YEAH. Nobody endangers little kids when

a man jamas from Mars are around.

>> Or shall we depart

and hastily?

>> You better with me here, Limbo.

Step about my better plane.

>> Whoa, whoa, hold your fire, bros. Our

stink bird is flying the coupe.

>> Yeah, look out. He's got to come down

somewhere.

>> And I got a phased plasma present for

him when he does.

>> I hear you, bros. So, let's dash away.

Dash away. Dash away all.

Oh, excellent.

All this ice should easily fill my first

shipment to Pluto. Carb uncle.

>> Yes, you're overrightness.

>> Send in the snow suckers if you please.

At once your cumbersome curdliness,

this is excellent. Now I can freeze all

of Earth's water and steal every last

icicle for Plutarch.

>> You have water to burn.

>> And then with all Earth's water in my

control, the leaders of the Earth will

beg me to take their natural resources

in exchange for a sip of water.

It's cruel. It's clever. It's

the biker mice.

>> This looks like a cool party.

>> And we came to break the ice.

>> Let's heat them up.

>> Oh crap, those door mice, but they

always make such a violent entrance.

>> Don't worry, you're wreaking reverence.

My new improved snow suckers can take

care of themselves.

What the h? Looks like showtime.

[music]

>> Well, you know what they say, the bigger

they are, the harder they fall.

>> Fall? I thought I thought this was

winter.

>> Oh, man.

Stay cool, bros, cuz a mighty big

problem is about to come down.

>> What say we give Frosty here a hot foot?

>> Well, this may be a crackup. It sure

ain't funny.

Whoa. Hey, my Saturday night ain't due

till July.

>> Hang on, bro. Believe me, I'm doing my

best, man.

Superb.

Quite the best Christmas spectacle I've

ever enjoyed.

Now, hurry up and finish them, Carb.

Uncle, I have ice to harvest.

[laughter] I

>> I'm trying your rinded wreaking mist.

Here

goes nothing.

>> Woohoo.

Wa. [screaming]

>> That's our Vinnie.

Crazy kid, but lots of style. Complex

city.

This requires concentration and skill.

WELL,

make room for one more.

This is great.

Say, bro, I'm about to get my tail

toasted here. Well, then let's get

cooking, man. Double heater number five.

Now,

BING.

SORRY, I can't stay. Have a nice winter

and a great fall.

>> Guess you were right. MUST BE FALL. I'LL

HAVE YOU BROILED FOR THIS, YOU MOUSE.

>> NO, WINDOW.

[screaming]

>> Let me go, you metal netoid

>> My now I'll never get on CNN.

the cabble. I believe a precipitous

departure would be prudent at this

particular point.

>> Beg pardon? Oh, DAIRY CULTURED ONE.

>> GET US OUT OF HERE.

>> I'LL ACTIVATE THE TRANSPORTER.

>> NO.

>> HUH? Where'd it go?

>> Shoot. Just when it was getting to be

fun. You know, bros, something tells me

Lindberger's problems are getting bigger

by the second.

Gee, how'd you ever get us this great

new house? Santa Throttle.

Well, Toby, let's just say it was a

contribution from a big man in the

business world.

>> Anyway, little buddies, it was the night

before Christmas,

>> and all through the house, not a

creature was stirring,

>> EXCEPT FOR

[screaming]

PBUG.

>> [bell]

[music]

>> HEAT. HEAT.

>> [music]

[music and bell]

>> Santa effects are coming. [music] Santa

effects are coming. Santa effects are

coming. Santa are coming.

are coming to [music] your watch out.

Look around cuz we're coming to town.

[bell]

[music]

>> [music]

>> New Coca-Cola Santa Packs. The only real

holiday refreshment. [music]

>> Look for this display at your store.

[music]

>> [music]

>> Look around.

[bell]

[music]

>> Old people slackers.

>> Get a clue.

>> Get a job.

>> Get a haircut.

>> Get some hair.

>> Have some respect.

>> Have [music] some prunes.

>> Why you? I ought to take this and just

give it more.

>> With new games like Ken Griffy Junior's

Major League Baseball, [music] Tetris

Plus, and Donkey Kong Land 3,

>> the world is a better place.

>> Nice earrings.

>> Nice hearing aids.

>> What?

>> Grab your gift list and hurry into

Circuit City's holiday sale. Save now.

Don't wait. It's the best time to buy

with great low prices guaranteed through

Christmas. Like a Magnavox 19in TV with

cable [music] ready tuner and remote.

Only $227.97

and a Sony 8mm camcorder. Enjoy easy

operation, power, zoom, and more. Just

$899.97.

Save now. Don't wait. Hurry into the

holiday sale. Welcome to City where

services stateful.

As long as you [music] love me. So,

let it.

>> Nothing melts away the cold like a

delicious hot bowl [music] of Campbell

soup. Let it

heat.

>> [music]

>> Cookie crisp. Cookie crisp.

>> Merry Cookie crisp.

>> Little cookies, lots of chips that you

[music] can't resist. Cookie crook and

chip in a one dog open sleigh. [music]

>> They're not very bright, but being that

it's Christmas time, I'll give them some

tonight. Cookie Crisp is the merry part

of this complete breakfast.

>> Now there's a Marvel Spider-Man trading

card free inside specially marked boxes

of Cookie Crisp.

>> Craft introduces [music] Charlie Brown's

Christmas macaroni and cheese.

>> Wow, my very own noodle. It's as if

they've [music] captured my true essence

and manifested it in noodle form.

>> New Charlie Brown's Christmas macaroni

and cheese from Craft. Good grief.

>> For Santa, I happen to know that the

jolly one is partial to this chocolate.

Besides, he is leaving me a baby UI

booty.

>> Oh, you were good.

>> No, that's what the M&M's are for.

>> Oh.

[music]

[music]

>> [music]

[music]

[music]

>> Robo cop. Robo cup. Robo

cup.

Robo [music and singing] cup.

Oh god.

[music]

[music]

He's your kitchen, BUDDY. HE SLICES, HE

DICES, HE EVEN cleans up. He's your

kitchen back buddy. He slices, he dices,

he even cleans up.

>> Meet me at the mega mall.

Meet me at the mega mall.

>> Disteder perfume. It will bring out the

animal in her.

>> [music]

>> Hi, I'm Wiggles. Find me at Hunor's

Department Store.

Find me at Hunor's Department Store.

[music]

Somebody move a CAR UP THERE. I'LL COME

UP AND MOVE IT FOR YOU.

How big a deal can it be to get a gift?

TRY SHOPPING EARLY FOR A CHANGE.

>> Just like you did this year.

>> That's not the point. We had to work.

Those flying ads are driving me nuts.

>> At least we have the rest of the

holidays off.

>> Come on. Half the precinct [music] has

shopping detail. How hard could that be?

Hi, I'm Giggles the Elf. Buy me at

Hunor's department store.

That Giggles the Elf is mine.

>> Oh, give it to me. No way. I had it

first.

>> I'm so sorry, Sergeant, but it's like I

told you, it's a war zone. The elevators

have gone crazy and half the customers

claim to have been robbed.

>> I TELL YOU, MY WALLET WAS STOLEN.

>> SO, GET OUT OF LINE. MAMA, MY BAGS.

>> Who took my bags?

>> Why you looking at me?

>> Please, everyone, calm down.

>> Calm down. I have three Giggles dolls

and somebody grabbed them.

>> Lady, it's probably just a mistake. Show

some u tide spirit.

>> Hey, I got your U TIDE SPIRIT.

BACK OFF. WE have the

>> Don't move.

I don't see anything.

A cracked rib, dislocated kneecap, and

some severely bruised dignity. Happy

holidays, Sergeant. Here's my bill.

>> Funny. Everyone you arrested said they

had been robbed.

>> All over town. Wallets, gifts they just

bought, gone without a trace. So, they

were in a fine mood when we showed up.

>> The only connection is they'd all been

shopping in major department stores like

Hunting Dorfs. What about store

security? M surveillance videos don't

show a thing. The whole city's going

ape. If we don't move fast, we're going

to have riots by sundown.

>> Come on. Everybody gets a little

stressed during the holidays.

>> Listen up, fool. You can't [music] put

me in jail. I know my rights. Those

dolls were mine. Hey, let go.

>> Like I said, how can we help? [music]

>> My people are all on crowd control. I

can't spare anyone to investigate the

thefts. That's why I'm asking you two to

go undercover.

>> I'm game, but how's Murphy supposed to

blend in?

>> Leave that to me.

>> Spend, spend, spend. And no way to carry

it all. I should never go shopping

without my butler.

>> Oh, miss, could you?

>> No. I'm on a break. Stop following me.

Back off.

They took the bait.

[music]

>> Let's reel it in.

[music]

>> Hand it over you, grandmother.

>> Nice going, bucketthe head.

Oh, nasty little gnome.

>> Here, I've got a doll to catch.

>> Wiper blades.

>> Okay, boys. Get him.

>> Hey, stop that. Heads up.

[screaming]

>> [screaming]

>> Game's over. Help.

>> That's [music] what you think.

>> Mommy, what's Robut [music] doing the

giggos?

>> It's so cruel to hurt a little DOLLY

>> MONSTER.

UH, KIDS, I can explain.

>> Whoever built this is a genius.

>> Whoever built this is a nut bar.

>> Whoever built this almost got me killed.

>> Data broke.

>> Disc slot.

>> Interesting. The store surveillance

[music] data has been edited.

That's impossible. The whole system's

triple [music] encrypted.

>> Watch. Sections of clean video have been

inserted to replace wherever a theft

took place.

[music]

>> The clock's time jumped back and forth,

but the security system counter keeps

moving forward.

>> Artificially intelligent toys. Automatic

data manipulation. Wow. I sure like to

meet the guy who thought this up.

[music]

>> That's for me. Robocop, I need you and

Miner back at Huntington's pronto.

>> On our way, Sergeant.

>> What is that?

>> Who Who cares? I never get presents.

This thing weighs a ton.

Maybe it's a really big fruit cake.

>> N me.

>> Charlott,

>> I'm back and I'm yours.

Am I glad you don't wait till Christmas

to open your gifts. Hey, where's Robo

Man? I got something for him. Oh well.

Now come to mama, you big lab hunk.

Charlott.

Um, shouldn't you be in prison?

>> No, you big silly. I got an early

release for good behavior. Want a

demonstration?

>> So, uh, I guess prison wasn't all that

bad.

>> Well, if you don't mind the inedible

food, the tedious work, and the gray

clothes. I hate gray. No, it was fine.

Really? [music]

>> I'm glad

>> you did say you wait for me. I want to

make it worth your while.

>> But but you tried to kill us before.

>> Oh, new me.

I wouldn't hurt a fly.

>> Calm yourselves. Christmas is a time of

joy and giving.

>> They're not listening.

>> Boy, are you two a sight for sore eyes.

It's getting worse.

>> Nobody's credit cards will work. Cash

registers won't open. It's like the

entire building's trying to drive us all

mad. Mad mad.

>> Anytime you want to jump in here.

>> What can you tell us about the company

that made those elf dolls?

>> Well, uh, not much. Um, they're the same

outfit who installed my security system.

>> And didn't that strike you as just a

teensy [music] bit peculiar?

>> Well, yes. No. I mean, but they

practically gave those dolls away. The

profit margin is amazing.

[music]

>> Murphy, don't look. I think that

reindeer is watching us. See the one

with the big nose?

>> That's no nose. That's a camera.

Too many people.

>> Back to my new job. Robocop, public

destroyer of Christmas.

>> Grappling hook.

>> Uh-uh. Red, keep those hooves [music]

off that self-destruct collar. I need

your control codes in one piece.

Now, hold still.

Wait, Charlott, maybe we should think

about this.

>> No, Numei, don't think. Feel. Yes. Let

your senses real.

[laughter]

>> No. What are you reeling at a feeling?

>> I think it's the sauerkraut I had for

lunch.

>> Oh, don't tease me, Numei. You know what

I want.

>> Huh?

I I do.

>> Yes. Yes. I want

a snack. Yeah. Some hot cocoa, maybe.

Oh, okay. It might take a minute.

>> Well, like duh.

>> The reindeer's computer has locked onto

a signal that can lead us to whoever is

controlling it.

>> You got to wonder who would be that

sick.

>> Oh, I knew they'd be trouble. I will

[music] not let them mess things up for

me again. I'll be ready. Hot cocoa

coming right up.

>> Oh, what? No marshmallows.

>> Marshmallows, right? I'll check. [music]

>> Sorry, I'm all out.

>> Oh, well, never mind. Come on, drink up.

>> You know, I think maybe the milk's gone

off a

>> [laughter]

>> Sweet dreams, nerd meer.

Why couldn't that idiot creation of

yours be here like the delivery man said

he was? OH, WHAT GOOD'S A BOMB WITHOUT A

TARGET?

WELL, WELL, a couple of holiday turkeys

ready to get stuffed.

>> How come you guys are so small?

>> It's New Meire AND HE'S DRUNK.

LOOKS LIKE HE'S GOING TO MISS ALL THE

Christmas fun.

SO, COPPERS, HEY, SAY GOODBYE AND SEASON

BEATINGS. WHOA, SHARK. You're missing a

big chance here. This is where you get

to gloat about how clever you are. Oh,

cool. See, like I I'm kind of new with

this villain thing.

>> Start recording.

>> Already on it. Charlotte Tannibal.

Confession. Take one.

>> Actually, it was really pretty easy.

See, first I used the prison's computers

to contact a bunch of online merchants.

>> I thought online shopping had finally

died off.

>> Well, duh. Anyway, so I made the online

guys an offer.

>> You would make instore shopping a

miserable experience and they would get

their old customers back.

>> Uh-huh. People are half crazy around the

holidays to start with. My mannequins

and toys just bust them over the edge.

All I had to do was make sure you morons

didn't stop me. [music]

>> Charlotta, I understand wanting revenge

against us, but why ruin Christmas for

an entire city?

>> Why? Why? Because I hate Christmas.

That's why. [music] The whole rotten ho

ho ho peace on earth package. Oh, every

year the same lameo jokes. [music] Oh,

Tannum,

I see your sap is leaking.

Let me play with your ornaments. I mean,

like [music] it's my fault. Tannibal is

German for Christmas tree. And the whole

world is going to pay for it. Starting

with you.

>> I think that's our cube blaster.

>> [music]

>> flamethrower.

>> A symbol of holiday joy, should not

launch explosives.

>> [applause]

[music]

>> Come on. Come on. Come on. Pound those

guys.

Exploding deer villains. I'm glad my

son's not here to see this.

>> You have nowhere [music] to run, SALARA.

DON'T be too sure.

>> [music]

>> Cold. Cold. Very cold. Charlana, what

are we doing?

>> Drop him. TENBOMB.

>> OH, I'LL DROP HIM. All right. Threetory

strike down. I mean it.

>> If we shoot her, Numire could fall to

his death. You really don't want to do

this.

>> Actually, I really do.

>> Listen, I know what it's like to be an

outcast. Rejected.

Scorned.

>> You You do?

>> Sure. It's tough when you're smarter

than everyone else. When you're right

all the time, especially when no one

listens. [music]

>> Go on.

>> So, no wonder you're bitter and angry.

And, no offense, but certifiable.

I guess that's what I love about you.

>> Love?

>> Sure. I mean, remember the last time you

tried to kill me? In spite of

everything, I said I'd wait for you. I I

meant it.

Oh, that's the nicest thing anyone ever

said to me.

You're the only person who ever really

cared, knew me. I I know that,

>> right? So,

how about letting me go?

>> Um, um, no.

>> Sure. I must have built those, too.

>> No wonder they're so annoying.

>> Well, now what do we do? If we shoot it

down, Numire goes down with it.

It's a ride. Cable R.

>> Oh, you were right, Numei. We're meant

for each other. Why didn't I see it

before?

>> Blinded by love.

>> I know. We'll get a house in the

suburbs. Yeah. Build ourselves a dog,

clone a couple of kids. Then we'll take

over the world.

>> Good. Yeah. So long as you're keeping

everything in perspective.

You know, it's beginning to feel a

[music] lot like Christmas. Hit her

again.

>> That's the spirit.

[music]

>> Get off my balloon, you fat holiday

fraud.

>> [music]

>> Do something. [music] She's chopping us

apart.

>> If we're going down, they're [music]

coming with us.

Okay, move along and wipe that smile off

your face. Run.

>> I've never been through a holiday

shopping season like this. My nerves

can't take it.

>> Well, at least it's finally over.

Sorry about this, Mr. Hundingorf.

>> Where's Murphy?

>> Over here, Sergeant. Upholding the

loving spirit of the holiday season.

H. So you'll wait for me again, Nomi.

>> I'll email every day.

>> Murphy, get me out of here before I lose

my lunch.

>> Come on, miner. Get with the holiday

spirit. [music]

>> Don't push it.

Heat.

[music]

[music]

Heat. [music]

[music]

Heat.

[music]

[music]

Heat.

[music]

>> [music]

[music]

>> Hi, Ronald.

>> What's new?

>> Nothing. [music]

Everybody says I'm too little.

Really?

>> I'm thinking of running away to McDonald

Land.

>> McDonald Land? [music] That's where I'm

from.

>> Yeah, I hear it's really nice.

>> I hear where you're from is really nice,

too.

>> It's okay.

>> Yeah, cuz you got that basketball hoop

over your garage and your back porch and

that great windshine.

>> I made that at summer camp.

>> Plus, there's that beautiful field

>> where I chase butterflies.

Hey, when you're in McDonald Land, who's

going to make the decorations for your

dad's birthday party? Who's going to be

the snowflake in the school play?

>> Who's going to feed Mr. Goldfish?

>> Hey, Ronald. I think I hear my mom

calling me.

>> Oh, okay.

>> Bye, Lindsay.

>> Bye.

>> And now, ideas that give your holidays

the personal touch. [music]

Try sprinkling sesame seed on buttered

Pillsbury crescent rolls. For a

delicate, flaky, extra special dinner

roll for the holidays. And for dessert,

use your cookie cutters to make

decorative holiday cutouts for a pie

with Pillsbury already pie crusts. And

stay tuned for more creative ideas from

Pillsbury.

Perfect.

This season, Pizza Hut's giving you

something to celebrate. The holiday

stuffer, [music] a pizza loaded with 10

great toppings. Pepperoni, mushrooms,

and olives. Italian sausage, ham, and

bacon, [music] beef and pork toppings,

onions, even green peppers. Now at Pizza

Hut, try one medium [music] for a

special price of $9.99. Any second pizza

is half its menu price. But you'd better

hurry because when the season ends, so

does the deal. Enjoy the holiday stuffer

from Pizza Hut. One medium's $9.99. Any

second [music] pizza is half its menu

price.

>> Ready for your PICTURE WITH MY NEW

POLAROID CAPTIVA? SMILE.

>> Where's the picture?

>> Oh, come on. You getting down now.

>> I want my picture.

>> The new Polaroid Captiva. It stores its

pocketsiz [music] pictures till you take

them out.

>> So, pick one up for the holidays.

>> Santa, our budgets feel [music] tight.

This week at Sears, save $50 on this

Kenmore upright with attachments. Then

get a free canister vacuum. We're open 8

to 11. [music]

>> It's hard to surprise people during the

holidays.

So, shop at Staples, the office

supertore, and give them something

different like a laser printer,

electronic organizer, or cordless phone.

Over

5,000 gift ideas at a guaranteed low

price. Stables. Yeah, we've got that.

Put a little holiday in your heart.

It'll [music] put a little something in

your

[music] me forget. And put a little

holiday in your heart. [music] It'll put

a little shuffle in your

>> Santa's going to love these sweet fruity

tricks.

>> Yeah.

>> Ho ho out. Oh, I mean uh ho ho ho. Oh

boy. A big bowl of tricks. A delicious

part of this complete [music] breakfast.

One bite of those fruity faster colored

puffs and I'll really be jolly. It's

going to be a raspberry red lemony

yellow Christmas. An orangey orange

grapy purple lime green Christmas. Joy

to the world. I'm going to get to eat

tricks.

>> Merry Christmas.

>> [music]

>> Don't det

down.

>> [screaming]

>> Get out

[music]

of

Ho ho ho. Merry Christmas.

>> Merry Christmas, Santa.

>> But daddy, [music] that's not Santa.

He's all skinny.

>> But Daddy,

>> I'll explain when we get home, son.

>> Oh man, it's the heat.

>> [music]

>> Freeze.

>> I repeat, freeze.

HO HO HO. MERRY CHRISTMAS.

>> [music]

[bell]

>> FREEZE. I AM FREEZING. THAT LOW LIFE

stole my Santa suit. Oh, okay. You

freeze

tick. I don't know. Maybe they're plums

dipped in sugar. Maybe they're made out

of sugar. I I just don't know. I never

had one.

>> But they're dancing, Arthur. They're

dancing in my head.

>> Tick,

can't we just go home? We're done

shopping for today and we've got to get

ready for our party.

>> Arthur time is the enemy. We only have 2

days. That's 48 hours. That's 2,880

minutes.

There's only 172,800 shopping till

Christmas.

There goes another one.

Arthur, it's it's Santa.

>> Tick, don't be silly.

>> But Arthur, look at those rosy cheeks.

That cottony beard. And then watch

see his belly jiggles just like a bowl

of jelly.

[music]

Hey, what? Santa, what are you doing

here? Did you get my list?

Get out of my way, you blue freak. Okay.

Okay, forget about the pony.

Arthur, the cops are after [music]

Santa. There must be some mistake.

Santa, wait up.

Santa,

what happened? What's going down? I SAID

BUZZ OFF.

>> SANTA, PLEASE. I CAN HELP.

>> SANTA.

>> ALL RIGHT, SPREAD HIM, CRINGLE. WE GOT

YOU COVERED.

>> NO, WAIT. Don't shoot.

>> Tank, you don't understand.

>> No, mister. You don't understand. He's

jolly.

No.

>> Man, he's gone. I mean, really gone.

>> Yeah, we're going to have to fill out a

lot of paperwork on this one.

>> We fried Santa.

>> Tick. Tick. Tick. That wasn't Santa. The

police explained everything. He He was a

bank robber.

>> We fried Santa.

>> I know. Come on, Dick. Everything's

going to be okay. Let's go home.

[music]

[music]

Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho

ho ho ho ho ho ho ho.

[music]

[laughter]

>> Hey baby, I'm under the mistletoe.

[music]

Make my Christmas

>> field mouse. Get under a missile. Make

everybody's Christmas. Yeah, field

mouse. Of course, pick everybody's

Christmas. Yeah,

>> Tad, come on. You should mingle. [music]

I mean, it is our Christmas party.

>> Oh, Arthur, you poor kid. There won't be

any more Christmas. We fried Santa.

>> Look, Pick, I didn't want to have to

bring this up, but Santa Claus isn't um

actually,

okay, what I mean is, frankly, he he

doesn't uh

>> Tig get with it. There is no Santa

Claus.

>> I know. You got fried.

>> Tick. That's not what we're saying. No,

this is something different. Bigger.

Okay. [clears throat]

There is not now. Nor was there ever a

Santa Claus.

>> Wait a minute. You I've heard about

people like you. Are you saying you

don't believe in Santa Claus?

>> Oh, please.

>> Definitely not. Yeah, definitely not.

And you call yourselves superheroes.

>> Well, I can see we won't be settling

this over eggnog. But here's something

we can all agree on. It's time to go

caroling.

>> Ho ho ho some more. Ho ho ho. M some

more.

>> Man, that thing really creeps me out.

>> You know, it's become a recurring theme

in my nightmares.

I love that.

>> Okay, boys, load up. Stereoss and TV

strictly top of the line.

Are these guys great or what?

>> Ho ho ho. M some more. Ho ho ho. M some

more. Ho ho ho. M some

ho [groaning]

ho ho ho. YOU TELL THE WORLD MULTIPLE

SANTA'S COMING AT TOWN.

>> I may never sleep again.

>> We wish you a merry Christmas. We wish

you a merry Christmas. We wish you a

merry Christmas and a happy new year.

Good tidings we bring to you and your

kids. Good tidings for Christmas and a

happy new year. [singing]

We wish you a merry Christmas.

>> We wish you a merry Christmas.

>> Oh, don't do this to yourselves.

>> How can they sing after what happened to

Santa?

>> Come on, Tig. Give it a rest, will you?

[screaming]

Santa, you're okay.

Santa, Santa, take it easy. I've been

good.

I've been

>> [gasps]

>> So many Santaas. I just can't get my

mind around it.

>> You're a disgrace to your uniform,

Buster.

[music]

>> [music]

>> Yeah.

[music]

Oh. Oh.

>> [laughter]

[groaning]

>> Oh, too many Santaas. Very confusing.

Definitely too many Santaas.

Okay, gang. Show them what you're made

of. Me.

[music]

DICK.

DO SOMETHING.

[music]

>> NO, I JUST CAN'T HIT SANTA.

There is no real Santa Claus. You dink.

Grow up.

Earlier today, the Santa Clones cleaned

out the Musco shopping plaza, terrifying

last minute shoppers and destroying a

very expensive new 17 camera. Of course,

the camera can always be replaced.

>> Tick. That was interesting strategy last

night. You know, [laughter]

the one where you just oh stood there in

the middle of the fight and did

absolutely nothing while the rest of us

got craned. I have to admit you really

dropped the ball there, [music] Tick.

>> Yeah, definitely a lot of ball dropping.

>> Guys, I'm sorry, but I I just couldn't I

couldn't hit that jolly face. I I mean,

okay, odds are it wasn't the real

[music] Santa, but how can you ever be

sure?

>> Here's a clue. If he jumps up and kicks

you in the stomach, it's probably not

Santa.

Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho HO HO

HO HO HO HO HO. EVERYBODY, EVERYBODY

BITE DOWN FOR A SECOND. I THINK I got

our next move figured out. Now you guys

are all electric clothes of me, right?

Ho

ho,

>> right? And the more electricity, the

more clothes, right?

Ho ho

ho.

And where is the greatest power source

the city has?

>> Uh,

the hydro electric plant AT THE CITY.

DAMN. NO, I CAN tap into that, baby.

I'll have ME AN INFINITE ARMY. The

streets WILL RUN RED WITH SANTA.

HO!

[screaming]

>> WELL, what about that toy pup gun you've

always had? You told me Santa gave you

that,

>> Tick. That's what I believed when I was

little. It's a wonderful fantasy. I

know, but it's just not real.

>> Candy cane to Fruit Cake. Come in,

Fruitcake. The birds have come back to

roost. Over.

>> Roger, Kane. We copy.

Dick, Arthur, we're Santa's little

secret service. Merry Christmas. Eggnog,

cider.

Uh, fruit cake. This is Candy Cane.

We're secure. Where's Big Red?

>> Big Red.

>> That's a big roger. Big Red is on the

roof.

>> Ho ho ho.

>> Uh, gentlemen, may we remind you no

sudden movements, no flash photography.

>> Can I have a cookie?

>> Okay.

[music]

Dig Arthur, how's it going? Here a

travel alarm talk for you and for you an

in the egg scrambler. Enjoy. Tig, let's

talk.

>> See, he's real.

>> Come on, Tick. Up you go. My You're a

big boy,

aren't you, Tick? I love you like a son.

You've kept the faith longer than any

sane adult could. But get a grip on

yourself. I know what's going on around

here, but Tik, those aren't real Santaas

out there making all those kids cry

themselves to sleep every night. Here,

have an orange. I tell you what, get off

me.

These Santaas are a sham and they're

naughty.

>> Santa, look. I still He's got a gun.

Take him down.

>> Easy, boys. Easy. Sorry about that,

Arty. Ho ho. Most people are nice, but

once in a while, a naughty little boy

loses it and comes after Santa. Here,

have a pencil set. Now, get out there

and save Prisma.

So, why do people think Christmas is so

depressing?

>> Well, for one thing, we've been fired

three times this month. Or it could be

that whole lost childhood thing.

>> Maybe it's cuz you never get what you

really want.

>> These multiple centers are kg prey.

First, they're everywhere. Now, they're

nowhere.

>> What if we can't find them?

>> Then, chum, Christmas may be in trouble.

Hello,

>> Jake. Santa here. Listen, I forgot to

tell you. The dam.

>> What?

>> The city dam. That's where multiple

Santa is launching his assault on

Christmas.

>> He knows everything, right? We're on it.

Thanks.

>> Okay, boys. Merry Christmas.

>> To [music] the dab.

Hook me up, fuzzball. It's time to get

my jollies.

>> Now listen, mister. I'm not your biggest

fan of nothing, but I got to warn you.

That dynamo there puts out enough

wattage to power 40 city blocks.

>> COME ON OUT [screaming] OF SIGHT. Give

me that juice.

>> Okie do voyage.

Yeah.

>> [music]

[screaming]

>> Tick. I can barely keep up.

>> Yeah, I'D REALLY COOK IF I HAD SKATES.

>> DO YOU HEAR THAT?

>> YEAH. ARTHUR, WHAT DO YOU SEE FROM UP

THERE?

>> Oh no.

>> What?

It's a yol tide.

[screaming]

Like a great blue salmon of justice, the

mighty tick courses upstream to the very

spawning grounds of evil.

Ho ho ho ho.

>> Merry Christmas to me.

>> Now, see, this could be why you find

Christmas so depressing.

>> Man, those Santaas were rubbing me the

wrong way.

>> Charlie new elf, you're heading for a

fall. YOU DECK THE HALLS WITH THEM,

FELLAS. [music]

[bell]

>> Tick must save Christmas.

Arthur, static electricity shorts them

out. Their Achilles heel is the noogie.

>> Great. Great help.

>> Season's greetings.

Happy holidays.

Go kill it on the mountain.

Happy New Year.

THE LEY [music]

WRETCH. This is the last time you make

epic naughty and Santa threads.

>> Ho ho ho. Merry Christmas to you, Spoon.

>> Oh, you know, Arthur, this strange

Christmas episode has taught us much.

Now we know that Santa is real. He's a

compulsive giftgiver. And he's Christmas

all over. We, like his wondrous

reindeer, should carry his message

forward. So shove that bit in your

mouth, shake your mossy antlers, and

strike your hooves against the sky.

or just wake up and open [music] your

presents. I mean, what the Hey, it's

Christmas. Arthur. Arthur. My My dancing

sugar plums. They're back.

>> I know. Mine, too. And they're the best.

Merry Christmas, Tick.

>> And merry Christmas [music] to you,

Arthur. Merry Christmas.

>> [music]

>> Heat. Heat.

[music]

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