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Sorry, I cannot tell if you guys are
talking.
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I can't hear anything.
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It's probably for the best.
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Honestly, yeah.
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Hello, and welcome to Blind Date. You
guys can talk now.
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Hey, hey.
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Hi.
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Hi, how's it going?
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This person seems a little bit surprised
by how you sound.
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How does he sound to you?
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I don't even know.
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Oh my god, I sound scary.
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I hear myself.
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Oh, Jesus.
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I will tell you, so this person was the
first person who ever did a blind date,
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and the sound was so strange, it was
very confusing for him.
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Wow, calling me out right away.
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Yeah, honey, I do not blame you at all.
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What the even hell?
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Yeah, I feel like it was worse. The
distortion was way worse the first time.
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Worse? Yeah, it was so disorienting.
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You two have no idea who the other
person is, right?
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Nope. No.
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Well, what's interesting is right before
the scene started, this person was
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smelling to see if he could smell you.
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You wanted to smell me?
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No, I didn't.
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I mean, yeah, but I could smell your
perfume, so I was trying to see if I
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figure out who it was.
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Oh. Well, honestly, yeah, go off.
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Did you have any guesses based on the
smell?
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No, but it smells nice.
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So what was interesting is on the call
to you, it said dress for a date.
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Cut up.
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You dressed perfectly.
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No underwear, by the way. Thank you. And
this person wore shorts and shoes that
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looked like he had been gardening.
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So I'm now wearing his shorts and he's
wearing my pants.
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What kind of date would you have taken
her on? We were going to go to the park.
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You'd do a park date?
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Yeah. Where would you want to go on a
first date? That's going to sound, like,
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really bad for me, so I can't say.
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Why?
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Because I would say, like, Nobu.
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Oh.
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Nobu. Okay.
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If you were going to take a first date
to a restaurant, what would that
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restaurant be?
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It would not be Nobu.
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Would it be, it'd be a place that lets
you in wearing shorts that may have oil
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stains on them. I wouldn't even take my
wife to Nobu.
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Oh, they probably just cover their
mouth.
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I just have a different value system, I
guess.
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Okay. Like, I don't, I don't value fancy
material things or, like, fancy
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experiences. You know, like, like, Whole
food type things.
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I'm much more earthy. Yeah. Like natural
plants and things.
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Yeah. So not like fake flowers.
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No.
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Definitely not.
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Yeah, I like real things. I like being
in touch with like the real reality, not
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like what capitalism has told us is the
true reality.
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Well, I feel like besides that though,
sorry, I cannot.
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What the hell if you guys are talking? I
can't hear anything.
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It's probably for the best.
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Honestly, yeah. I don't mind for first
dates, like hikes and going
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for walks and all that kind of stuff
too.
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But no, that kind of stuff's fun, like
trampoline parks or water parks.
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I used to be big on trampoline parks.
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Hell yeah, those are fun.
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Okay, so this may be a hint.
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You both have lived at the same house,
but not at the same time. Oh,
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that's why I'm so confused. I'm like,
who are you?
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Hmm. Because I must have met you at one
point then.
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Yeah. Yeah, we definitely know each
other then.
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You think? I wonder if I fucked you.
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Do you think you two have fucked?
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I don't... I don't know.
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I'm a whore.
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I really don't know.
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Do you guys mind comparing numbers? How
many people do you think you've had sex
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with since the beginning of the year?
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The last six months.
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Oh, I've been really good actually.
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Probably only like 30 people.
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Oh, what about you?
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Probably 50?
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Yeah. Or more?
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A little more?
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Okay.
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Why are you going what?
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You know my profession.
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Okay, how would you describe the sex
that you like to have and maybe the sex
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that you're in the mood for today?
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Oh, great question, Sean. Thank you for
asking that.
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You're welcome.
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I'm a very passionate, lovey, growly
kind of person when I have sex.
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Can you give us an example of your
growl?
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It's going to sound terrible.
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Wait, what?
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I just said I'm a passionate, growly
person. It's not like I like to growl.
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just happens.
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You just growl at people?
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When I'm deep in the passion, it comes
out.
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Before you started talking, this person
was like shaking their boobs. It was
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great. You were excited about talking
about the type of sex you like to have.
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Oh, I don't know. I just like all sex.
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It's great.
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Great.
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That's good to hear.
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Well, I don't know about the growl.
We'll see.
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When you get super turned on, are there
things you like to say?
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Do you like to be called a good girl?
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Well, honestly, once we're fucking, it's
really hard to turn me off.
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I could get into any shit. I could get
into anything.
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I love everything.
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Wow. I say whatever comes to my mind.
You just said you could get into
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Do you think...
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You could get into having sex with this
person if you had to listen to them.
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Oh, God. No. No.
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Oh, my God. I couldn't even imagine.
That's something that's very similar
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you two is you're very auditory.
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Oh, really? That sound messes you up a
lot. I would hear myself moan, and then
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I'd be like, oh, Jesus.
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Yeah, right? I couldn't do it.
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Yeah, same.
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Okay. Do you two have any questions for
each other?
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Where are you from outside of
California?
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New Jersey.
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Do you know who I am now?
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New Jersey.
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Jersey.
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I know. Oh, fuck.
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Figure it out, hunty.
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I've never seen this movie.
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I don't know you this well, but I love
this movie. Is Lauren Phillips from
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Jersey? Fuck! No!
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Sorry,
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I can't hear myself.
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Where are you? you from?
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I'm from Washington State. Oh.
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Okay, well, we'll just see. Find out.
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Okay. How do you think this date's
going? I hope okay.
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It's gonna go great. We have great
chemistry.
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Yeah.
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Alright, I'm very excited.
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I've had sex with you many times. You
fucked me?
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Yeah, many times. Oh, wait, I know you?
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Then who am I? Wait, do you know who
this is?
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You're Lauren Phillips, right? No!
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What?
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No! I thought you confirmed it when I
said Lauren Phillips and then you went,
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oh, shit, fuck, and then you guys
laughed.
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All right, are you two ready to meet
each other?
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This might be one of the greatest
interviews we've ever done.
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So what we're going to do, no talking
until you guys see each other.
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We're going to take off the headphones,
put them on the chair, and put the
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microphone down.
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And once I tell you, you guys are going
to step forward and meet your blind
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date. You ready?
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Let's do it. So take off headphones.
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Stand up.
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Put all those things down.
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Okay. Now step forward and meet your
blind date.
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Chloe,
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Robbie, Robbie, Chloe.
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You guys do know each other.
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I'm sorry.
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In that microphone, you sounded evil.
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I knew this was going to be the reaction
because before seeing you, it was kind
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of, there was a lot of faces.
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But you also seem like the type of
person who really genuinely loves pretty
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anybody.
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Yeah.
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It's hard for me not to like someone.
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Have you two worked together before?
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We have, yeah.
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She's thinking about it.
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Um, our friend's house, so that's why I
didn't only do it.
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Yeah, what?
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Oh, okay. Yeah.
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I mean, so many people have lived there,
that would have been a hard one for me
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to do. Because I lived there for like
over a year. Yeah.
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Alright, the bedroom is yours for the
next 25 minutes.
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Alright. Yay, let's fuck.
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Fuck, I am so happy with this game.
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Thank you.
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My god, I'm so wet. I'm gonna fuck so
bad.
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off your pants.
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Please.
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Give me it.
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I want your dick.
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Can I take this off?
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Oh my god, look how fucking sexy you
are.
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Thank you.
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Yeah, do you like a sloppy whore giving
you hugs?
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I do.
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Fuck,
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I'll be a whore anytime you want.
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Fuck.
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Fuck.
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Oh, come here. I'm going to fill up this
one.
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Come on.
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Okay.
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Yes,
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seven and me.
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Fuck me, please, Robbie.
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They're so beautiful.
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You're so hot.
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Yeah, you like my
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pink, tight puppy.
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My 21 year old cat.
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I don't think otherwise.
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Don't fucking use me.
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Use me, Robbie.
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Use my pussy.
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I feel like a slut.
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How do you think it's so good? Oh, shit.
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Oh, my God, you are so hot.
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Let me taste, like, come off your lips.
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That was sexy.
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I'm gonna take a little sweat.
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I can't stop
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smiling
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because of the smell over your face.
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My ears are so hot.
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You want
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to
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come up the deepest side of my tight
little pink
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puffy?
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My doctor comes so bad.
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He wants you to fill me up.
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You didn't have the pillow this time.
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You didn't have the pillow this time.
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I don't know what you're talking about.
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I want more.
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I'm going to do this all day with you.
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You're going to use me.
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You're going to use your whore for
whatever you want.
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You like that? Yeah?
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Yeah, don't be shy. Put your finger up
my ass.
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Oh, fuck.
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Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck,
fuck, fuck.
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Oh, baby, you're so hot.
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Yeah? Yeah.
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Oh, fuck me up. I don't, please.
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Oh,
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baby. Oh, my God.
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Oh, fuck.
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You're getting so fucking close.
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Yeah, you wouldn't. come inside her so
badly, right?
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Fill me with cum.
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Please.
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Do it fucking come in me. I want you to
breathe me.
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Yeah, you want to fucking breathe me?
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Yeah, do it.
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Do it fucking come in me.
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I want to finger my pussy with it inside
me and shove it in the back of my
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throat and taste it.
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Yeah. Let me fucking taste it, babes.
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Please.
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I want all your cum inside me
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all of it
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right in my pussy.
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There we go.
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Did
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you
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notice his growling at all?
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No, I didn't. You didn't? Well, if I
did, I thought it was hot.
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Robbie, did you expect her journey talk
to be so good?
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Uh,
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Yeah, I don't remember it. I don't
remember it from the first time we had
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Yes, you both are odd story people.
Interesting.
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All right, good one, Dave.
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Yeah, love it.
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All right, so see you guys then.
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