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Oh my goodness.

I am so glad you came over.

No problem.

But what's the matter? What's going on?

Okay, so I was overhearing our sons talking, and it seems to me that they

pretty limited view of girls and women in general.

Really? What do you mean?

I mean, I think they've been watching some pretty extreme videos.

Oh, no. Alex doesn't look at that stuff.

Well, I can tell you he does.

Because I was going and peeking through Alex's phone.

And this is the kind of stuff they've been watching. Look at this.

Oh my god, what are we going to do?

Okay, I've been giving it some pretty serious thought.

And I think that we should date our son.

Are you crazy?

We can't do that.

I mean, I know I'm divorced.

No, silly.

I mean, like, date each other some. Like, we'd flop.

We'd switch.

I mean, that's still kind of weird.

Not really when you think about it as us just guiding them and showing them how

to respect women.

So then they know how women should be treated.

You know? I mean, if that's all we're going to do.

Exactly.

It's a date.

Yay!

Well, that was fun.

You know what? I had my nap.

But it was pretty fun.

Um,

so, do we do a goodnight kiss now?

you're supposed to do.

Um, it's okay.

You can't just maul Mrs. Jensen.

I'm sorry.

Um, you know, why don't we just give them a little bit of instruction so they

know how to kiss a date at the end of the night.

Hmm.

No time.

Okay.

Alright, I guess so.

You can't just stampede for my tits. You have to be grateful and start

with a nice, gentle, light kiss on the lips.

Do you have a card on?

Well, um, I can help you take care of that, but is it

quite okay?

Your son's a great kisser. Uh -huh.

Are you jerking him off?

Yes. What are you doing?

But, you know, it's just my hand. And they, you know, it helps relax them.

Danny, we can't do this.

Well, you know, he's your son, but he's not my son. And they'll get

blue balls if we don't... Let them come.

I mean, come on, you're divorced anyways.

Who cares?

Oh, God.

Seriously?

God, I can't believe we're doing this.

Thank you.

Yes.

I'm glad you're enjoying yourself, sweetheart.

Bill.

oh my god oh my god

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my gosh. Yes, yes, yes.

Oh, yes.

Yes, you stretch me out so good just like that.

My little ginger is not busy just like that.

Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.

You look

so

good right now. Yeah. You look so good.

Yes.

I want you to fuck me, missionary.

I love you.

Just like fun.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Ditto, darling, ditto.

In fact, I think we should do this every week, once a week, date night.

And if my husband's home, we'll just go to your house.

Hey, but no telling your father.

Oh, well.

I like when we get to be naughty together.