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Let's take one for the ladies.
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Holy shit.
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Those are fucking hot.
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Did you see that?
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I need my glasses.
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You got that separation?
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Yeah, man.
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You got that separation? Where the fuck
did that happen?
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Bro, they messaged us now. They want to
meet up.
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Fuck. I mean, they like us being
conjoined.
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Yeah, we're gonna have to. I guess we'll
have to fake it out.
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One day.
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They are how the fuck they are.
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Yeah.
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Call them up. Let's get ready.
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Actually, no.
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They're coming over here with them now.
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Let's get ready.
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Well, hello there.
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How y 'all doing?
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We're doing wonderful.
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Can I come in? Yes, I'd love to.
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Hi.
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Nice to meet you.
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Oh, you're so handsome.
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Come on.
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Y 'all look lovely.
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Oh, thank you.
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We were saying to meet you boys.
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Shall we go in? Yeah. Okay. Okay.
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Yeah, we got some dinner, didn't we, y
'all?
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Y 'all woke up early, though.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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We were just so eager.
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Yeah, we woke early.
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Was that what it was like when we came
to drink tonight?
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We would love a drink.
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Awesome. Well, we're going to get y 'all
a drink.
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Oh, thank you.
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Amazing, now that we're here.
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I'll get it for you. There we go.
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Sorry,
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I can't keep my eyes off of you. You
look fantastic.
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Yes, you look amazingly pretty.
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Here we go.
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Pop it up.
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Oh, whoa.
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I'm sorry.
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Try not to give him a drink, because I'm
not a drinker. Oh, okay.
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Oh,
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my goodness. I bet that is quite
difficult.
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Thank you so much. Well, thank you.
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Would you like to sit down? I would love
to.
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Awesome.
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There you go.
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Thank you. Oh, thank you.
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Sorry, take a minute.
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So we
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teach
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the kids not to be.
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You can probably draw them. Wouldn't
that be funny?
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So you guys have to do everything
together.
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Unfortunately, yes. What if you guys
disagree?
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Like, what if John is not hired and
doesn't want to go to bed?
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Or what if, like, somebody wants to
watch, like, sports and the other one
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to watch the news? Like, who decides?
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Well, you know, with sports, we just do
a little cell phone stuff. We don't
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disagree. If you disagree, we just ram
each other's heads into the walls or
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something. Oh, my goodness. I mean, I
thought you guys would, like, flip a
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or, like, I don't know.
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We're flipping coins.
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Rock, paper, scissors, and whoever wins.
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You guys just go right to it and just
ram each other's heads into the wall.
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Wow. I don't know. It's a little
frustrating, Megan Jones.
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I can imagine.
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Oh, very frustrating.
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Y 'all, it's your bathroom moment. It's
pretty crazy.
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Your what?
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Our bathroom room is, you know, it's
pretty crazy. It's a portable chair.
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Oh my goodness.
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So, who is better at arm wrestling?
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I am.
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You are?
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Oh, okay. Mr. Strong over there.
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Arm wrestling.
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Oh my goodness.
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Well, I like that.
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Gosh,
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for a long time, like... 12 years.
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What about you? How long have you been
an art teacher?
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Five years now.
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I really love it.
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I love being an extrovert. I think I'm
really good at working the pole, too.
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Very nice. I've never had a lap dance
before.
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What? Yeah.
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You've never had a lap dance?
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Same with me. I mean, every time we go,
he always has some money in his pocket
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and not mine, so I can't do it.
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I would love to get two signings.
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She's a good one.
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She's, like, totally, like, innocent and
stuff like that.
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Can we go to your bedroom and I can give
you guys a laugh, you know?
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I'm down.
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Are you?
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You want to watch?
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Oh, come on.
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Stop. You've never seen me dance. You've
been French forever and you've never
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seen me dance. Okay.
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Okay. All right. Come on. Let's go.
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Awesome.
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Yes, why don't you boys take a seat?
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I'm kind of nervous.
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Nervous?
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What are you nervous about?
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Oh, wow.
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Oh, my goodness.
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Well, I will be very nice.
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Oh, you don't seem nervous. You seem
eager beaver.
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Oh, man.
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No dollar bills?
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No, it's okay.
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Why don't you get out of this chest? Get
a little comfy. I can give you a proper
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dance.
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Oh,
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you can't touch it.
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There you go.
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Oh, yeah.
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Yeah, you like that heartbeat inside,
huh?
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Oh, yeah.
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You can smack it to your chest.
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Ooh.
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Here, I can't see why. Oh, yeah. Let me
take this off.
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So.
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Let's see what you work with.
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Come on. Yeah. I'm putting my top on.
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There you go.
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You need to get naked, too.
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Yeah, let's see what you got.
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Nice.
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Ooh. Wow.
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Yeah. That's like a pajama, see?
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Ooh.
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There, now you're going to turn. Double
trouble right here. See? Okay, so now
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we're both naked. Now we're crazy naked.
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We're going to go back here and brush
him up a little bit. No,
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you're fine.
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No, no, no.
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We're going to go put on a different.
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No, no, no. I think you look fine.
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Let's help you get out of there.
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No, stop.
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We just really liked you ladies.
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No, we really were. We were slightly
squinted. But, you know, we had this
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operation done.
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I just didn't, we didn't know what to
say.
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You could have told us.
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Yeah, we could have said.
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I'm sorry.
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We really liked you guys.
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Well, I know that ruined it, though. If
you wanted to, we could have gone in
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there and called it a night and walked
you out.
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Well, you guys are.
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I mean, you guys are.
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I'm like.
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I don't know. I'm a little hot and
bothered.
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Us too.
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Us too. I mean, that thing was pretty
hot. I'm just going to say that.
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I'm already colder than that.
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Oh.
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Colder than that? You haven't even had
me yet.
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She's a little more aggressive than I
am.
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I see that.
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I see that. Oh my.
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Did that deer do something here?
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Come here.
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Baker.
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Yes. Check what you got in there. That
was a nice little waltz coming out.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh.
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Wow.
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Yes.
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Oh,
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yeah. Oh.
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Oh.
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Oh my gosh.
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Just like that.
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So wait a minute if you both worse than
you twin, oh my gosh your dicks are like
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the same size
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Oh yeah.
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Whoa!
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I love doing this. It's nice to be safe
too.
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You guys are just so good.
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I assume you guys are used to this, you
know.
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Since you guys were attached.
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Yeah. Ken, why don't you get out of your
clothes too?
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This is a first for us.
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What?
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I want you to take it as soon as you can
perceive.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, I'm up.
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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Yeah,
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just like that.
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Oh.
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I'm already wearing your face right in
my face.
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Yeah.
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Oh.
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Fuck yes.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, yeah.
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I want that cough right back in my
mouth.
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That's hot.
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That's the right.
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That's what I'm talking about.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh,
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yeah
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Yeah. Oh, mommy.
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Uh -huh.
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Yeah.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, yeah.
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I like that.
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Oh, good.
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Oh,
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yes. Oh,
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yes.
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Oh,
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yes.
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I think we should fuck together as a
doggy.
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That's a whole lot of booty.
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Yeah.
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I want a little bit of that on you.
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See ya.
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Just like that.
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Just like that.
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It's going to be nice and fucking deep.
Just like that. Yeah.
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Uh -huh.
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Oh, fuck yeah.
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Yeah. Come on, yeah. Come on, yeah.
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Oh, fuck yeah. I love it. Uh -huh. What?
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Oh.
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Yeah.
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Uh -huh. I still have fucking chest pain
right now.
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Yeah. I'm going to fucking train your
fucking balls with everything they
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have.
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Oh, thank you.
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You made your butt!
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