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Surprise!
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You're late.
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Where did everyone go?
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They all went home. The party's over.
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Ah, come on. I'm not that late.
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I'll be here in a little bit. The party
ended 30 minutes ago. 30 minutes ago?
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But I'll tell you what happens. Let's
rewind.
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So I was in the car. I was driving down
the street. And I was driving like this.
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And I saw a raccoon in the middle of the
road.
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A raccoon in the middle of the road.
Before I knew it, a raccoon. He jumped
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the car.
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And the raccoon started driving.
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And he's driving along like this. And I
was like, hey, raccoon, what are you
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doing?
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And the raccoon's like, hey, I'm going
to drive your car.
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And I'm there. I just sweep along like
this, you know, in the car with the
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raccoon driving. Remember, the raccoon
is driving.
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I'm not driving. And then what happens?
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And the raccoon, pow, hit the tree.
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And we have to get out of the car
because the raccoon's driving.
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And if the police see a raccoon driving,
they're going to be like, what the hell
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is going on?
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You know?
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So the car couldn't get out. The car is
destroyed.
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So I had to tell the grasshopper to get
out and go in, because it was a three
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-to -five grasshopper driving a car, and
what the hell was that thing?
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And then, for the hopscotch to jump, you
know, I had to go in there and get the
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lead, and the car was full, and I had to
get a cab.
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But then, as I said, I'm in this cab,
and I get stuck behind a car.
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People climbing around. There's one
after the other. Climb, climb, climb,
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climb. Well, keep on, chief.
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Are you kidding me?
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Yeah,
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I want my money back.
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There's one problem with that. We don't
do refunds.
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We don't refunds.
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I paid for a service that you didn't
provide.
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I didn't give you a service.
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You like that? No?
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Yeah. You're going to have to make it up
to me. If you're not going to give me a
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refund, I'm going to have to use you in
some way.
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Hey, how can you use me? Where am I
going?
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Play it more.
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This thing ain't gonna suck itself, is
it?
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Yeah.
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That means I like it.
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Ooh.
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I didn't make $100 today.
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Well, what do you mean?
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You went, oh.
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Hello.
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Okay.
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Goodbye.
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No more clowning around.
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Touche.
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Touche.
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Don't get her confused now.
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See you.
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See you.
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Oh, yeah, you don't plan around.
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You get straight to work.
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Can you all see that?
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Boop!
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Yeah.
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I'm going to come and sit in this car.
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I'm going to fuck you.
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I'm going to fuck you.
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You're going to fuck me?
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Yeah. Oh, this is... It's okay.
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How does this work?
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Yes, yes.
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Wait a minute, do you fucking confess
that?
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