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[exhales]
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- Four years of film school
for this shit.
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Yep, $200,000 in debt,
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and now you get
to film another shitty
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pilot presentation
for another
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fucking house-flipping show.
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[sighs]
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God, what a fucking loser.
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Kill me.
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Hello?
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Hello?
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- You're too late.
- [screams]
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- I already sold it.
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- You scared me.
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- There's no reason
to be scared.
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There's always another home
right around the corner,
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just waiting to be flipped.
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I'm Trip Engold,
and you must be Wes.
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- Yes.
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- Look at you.
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Yeah.
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You got a really good
energy about you.
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You seem like
a real professional.
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- Oh, right, yes.
I, I, I, I--
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I brought my transcript
per your request,
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and then also my degree
in cinematography...
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- There's no need,
I already called
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the university and vetted you.
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I'm sorry to be such a stickler
in the hiring process,
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but professionalism
is very important to me, Wes.
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How do you feel about it?
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- Uh, about what?
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- Professionalism.
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- I-I'm for it...
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- I think it's the single
most important quality
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a human being can possess.
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I think the lack of it
is the reason our society
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has gone off the rails,
don't you agree?
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- Yeah, totally...
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- Of course.
Permission to hug?
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Okay, coming in anyway!
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- Okay...
- Okay.
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I hope you're ready
to get going
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because we are
going to make magic.
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The first scene for the pilot
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of the greatest house
flipping show ever made,
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Flipped and Sold with
Trip Engold.
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Okay, are you rolling?
- I'm rolling.
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- Okay, that's a problem because
I know you're not rolling.
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I know this camera,
and when it's rolling,
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the red light is beeping,
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and it's not beeping
right now, Wes.
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- No, no--
- You're not rolling, Wes!
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Look, look, look...
- I'm rolling!
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Look, the red light is on.
Just take a look...
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- You're lying.
You're lying to me!
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- I swear!
Take a look at it, man.
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- I don't see it.
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I don't...
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[laughing]
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I got you! I got you!
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- Yeah, I know.
Y-- You got me.
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- Professionalism, Wes.
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The single most
important quality,
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followed closely by
a good sense of humor.
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- Okay.
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- You're all right, Wes.
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I think this is going
to be a good day.
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[eerie theme music]
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♪
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- You know, you did
a really great job
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filming that intro
back there, Wes.
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- Oh, thanks, man.
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- Oh, 100%, total pro.
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Are you going to tell me
how I did?
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- Um, I thought
you were great.
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- Really?
- Yeah...
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- That means so much
coming from you.
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I really want
to get this right.
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So many of these
house flipping shows,
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they're just janky,
you know?
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And not just the filmmaking,
the flips themselves.
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They're downright
unethical, you know?
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They ignore the fundamental
issues of the homes,
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the plumbing,
the electrical.
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And they think what?
Because you slap
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some 22 cent
subway tile on it,
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that it's a good flip?
I don't think so.
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I don't think so...
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- Yeah, uh, yeah, totally.
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- You get it, man.
You're so great.
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So I think now would be
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a good time to get
some B-roll, you know?
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I see this as the second part
of the pilot
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where some kinda
funky music is playing,
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and I'm explaining to audiences
that we're headed off
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to a remote section
of the woods,
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we're going to see this
dilapidated, kinda creepy home,
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which, spoiler alert,
of course,
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is going to be
somebody's dream home.
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But right now, it's like,
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almost looks like a place
you get murdered in.
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You know?
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- Uh...
- So, yeah, look around.
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Get some stuff.
- Okay.
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- That's just some tools
of the trade.
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I like to carry a shovel
to dig into the foundation,
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make sure it's solid.
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- Right, um,
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and the...
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the plastic tarp?
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- You ask a lot of questions.
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- Well, like you said,
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I'm a professional.
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- Plastic tarp is for some
painting we're gonna do.
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Also, occasionally
find some dead vermin
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underneath the house,
and plastic's always good
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for carrying out bodies.
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- That makes sense.
Yeah, totally.
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[nervous chuckle]
Um, yeah.
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Um, could you remind me again
where we're going?
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- Yeah, it's just about
20 minutes up ahead here.
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We're getting there.
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- Right.
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Um, what, what,
what's the address?
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- Why do you need the address?
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- I'm just, I, curious...
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- You're a squirmy
little bugger.
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Look at you,
you're shaking over there.
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Yeah, I, I, I, I think I--
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I think I need to go
to the bathroom.
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- Oh, well, there's not
many rest stops out here.
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Not much of anything.
But, you know.
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You can just wait till
we get to the house.
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- I'm, I'm just not, I'm not
sure if I could hold it.
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- Well, it's really close.
You're fine.
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- I-It's number one.
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So ma-- maybe you could
pull over real quick.
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- No, there's no shoulder
on the road.
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I wouldn't want anything
bad to happen to you.
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- I-I know, I just--
I really, really got to go.
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This came on kind of suddenly.
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- Yeah, man, I don't know.
I just-- I can't...
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I don't know, c--
can you pull over, please?
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Because I really got to go--
- No, I can't do it,
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because it's dangerous...
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- How do you-- no, please stop,
I just really gotta go.
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How do you open
this thing? Fuck--
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- Fine. You gotta go,
you gotta go.
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[tires screech]
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Whoa!
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Not very professional, Wes.
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[sighs]
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Jesus.
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[door opens]
[alarm beeping]
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All right.
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[door closes]
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Do I need a shovel? Sure.
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It's a real bummer, Wes.
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Not only
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is this unprofessional,
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it's downright anticlimactic.
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I mean, I spent a lotta time
on that house.
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It's a house of horrors,
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the likes of which
we haven't seen
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since the climax
of Home Alone 2...
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[twig snaps]
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Oh, no.
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Please don't tell me you're
going to make it this easy.
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It's okay...
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This is just a little
confusing, is all.
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I mean, I'm confused, you know?
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It's all happening
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a lot faster than
it normally does.
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I mean, part of me wants
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to stretch it out, you know?
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Let you run around
a little bit.
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I could chase you some more.
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But also another part
of me is like,
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this feels kinda sad.
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- Please, I just...
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[thud]
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Yeah, it's sad.
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[thud]
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[Joseph murmuring]
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- I don't think
we can do this all over.
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Put it in my calendar tomorrow.
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Find somewhere else...
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a little more professional.
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[engine whirs]
Oh, my God.
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Didn't even come close
to using you.
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Sorry, PF.
Not your night.
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Maybe it's me.
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Maybe I'm getting rusty.
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They're onto me so quickly.
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Too many clues in
the backseat, maybe?
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Wonder if I put the tarp...
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Yeah, just the tarp,
in the back.
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And then save the shovel,
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the big reveal,
at the house.
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Might be a...
[car approaching]
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[siren wails]
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[screams]
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You guys! Thank God!
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- Step away from the car!
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- Okay! Thank God!
Thank God you're here--
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- Do not move!
Hands on your head.
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- Yes!
- You got him, Maher?
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- Yeah, but look
what happened...
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Look! Look!
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- Hands on your head.
- Yes!
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- We got a male,
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20s, unconscious.
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- He's not unconscious.
He's dead!
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It's my sweet Wes,
and that man killed him!
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[hysterical]
Oh, God!
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He's in the woods,
and he's getting away.
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- Get down on the ground,
right now!
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- You don't understand!
- On the ground, now!
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- Okay, all right.
Okay, okay.
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You guys are great.
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You're great,
and you're very in command,
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and you're doing a great job,
but you're missing
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one very important thing.
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There is a man, a killer,
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who killed my friend,
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and he is in the woods!
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- Who are you
talking about, sir?
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- I don't know.
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- Okay...
- I'm sorry.
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I'm just so stupid.
I didn't get his name.
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- Tell us what happened
step by step, sir.
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- Okay.
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But it's really scary.
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There was a man.
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He was a bad man,
but he didn't seem like it.
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He was a little weird and hyper,
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but he seemed harmless.
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And he hired me and Wes,
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my filmmaking partner,
to film this pilot
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for this really interesting
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new house flipping
type show, you know?
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And he had a cool take.
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It was like
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integrity and
professionalism...
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- Sir, please get
to the point.
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- Yes, I'm sorry.
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It's so...
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[sobbing]
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- Sir, are you okay?
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- I feel like
I'm in a horror movie.
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Is this real?
Are you even real?
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[all shouting]
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- I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
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He put us in the car,
and he drove us
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out into these woods.
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And there was like,
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all these weird things
started happening.
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00:11:58,979 --> 00:12:00,545
I looked in the back
and there was a shovel
260
00:12:00,632 --> 00:12:02,896
and there was a plastic tarp.
261
00:12:02,983 --> 00:12:05,419
And then I looked at Wes,
262
00:12:05,420 --> 00:12:06,900
and I was like,
"This is weird, right?"
263
00:12:06,987 --> 00:12:10,120
And then, Wes is really smart.
264
00:12:10,207 --> 00:12:12,383
And he was like, "Sir,
I have to go to the bathroom."
265
00:12:12,470 --> 00:12:14,081
And the guy's like, "No, you
can't go to the bathroom."
266
00:12:14,211 --> 00:12:15,386
We're almost to the house."
267
00:12:15,473 --> 00:12:16,779
Wes was like,
"I really have to pee."
268
00:12:16,866 --> 00:12:18,128
And he's like, "No."
269
00:12:18,215 --> 00:12:19,477
And so Wes just bolted
out of the car
270
00:12:19,564 --> 00:12:20,914
and he ran in that direction.
271
00:12:21,044 --> 00:12:22,131
And I ran in
that direction.
272
00:12:22,132 --> 00:12:23,960
And the guy,
273
00:12:24,047 --> 00:12:25,701
he just chased Wes instead,
274
00:12:25,832 --> 00:12:27,572
and he killed him, and...
275
00:12:27,703 --> 00:12:29,270
[sobs]
And I feel guilty
276
00:12:29,357 --> 00:12:31,446
that I'm alive, and he's not.
277
00:12:33,491 --> 00:12:35,319
- But then I got--
- Sir...
278
00:12:35,406 --> 00:12:37,408
- Wait, wait,
I'm not finished.
279
00:12:37,495 --> 00:12:40,585
Hold on, that's when
I got really brave.
280
00:12:40,672 --> 00:12:43,458
And I jumped on his back
and I whacked him with
281
00:12:43,545 --> 00:12:45,546
a shovel, like two times,
really hard.
282
00:12:45,547 --> 00:12:47,243
And he started wobbling.
He was like, getting up...
283
00:12:47,244 --> 00:12:48,767
[cops shouting]
Okay, okay!
284
00:12:48,768 --> 00:12:51,292
- Stay down! Stay down!
- Right.
285
00:12:51,379 --> 00:12:53,337
But he was wobbling away.
286
00:12:53,468 --> 00:12:55,513
And so I said,
I just gotta grab Wes
287
00:12:55,600 --> 00:12:57,559
and put him in the car
and take him to the police.
288
00:12:57,646 --> 00:12:58,865
And that's when you
showed up.
289
00:12:58,952 --> 00:13:00,301
- Why didn't you just call us?
290
00:13:01,693 --> 00:13:03,043
- Because there's no c--
291
00:13:03,130 --> 00:13:05,088
- Hey, get your hands
out of your pocket!
292
00:13:05,175 --> 00:13:09,266
- Stop yelling at me like
I'm the bad guy!
293
00:13:09,397 --> 00:13:11,007
I'm the good one here.
294
00:13:11,094 --> 00:13:13,053
The bad guy
is out in the woods
295
00:13:13,140 --> 00:13:14,881
and you are wasting your time
here with me.
296
00:13:14,968 --> 00:13:16,360
I promise you I'll stay here.
297
00:13:16,447 --> 00:13:18,580
I'll be a little
well-behaved nugget.
298
00:13:18,667 --> 00:13:20,060
- Sir, have you
used any substances?
299
00:13:20,147 --> 00:13:21,844
- No, I haven't used
any substances.
300
00:13:21,931 --> 00:13:23,150
Please, one of you,
301
00:13:23,280 --> 00:13:25,543
I'm begging you, you or you,
302
00:13:25,630 --> 00:13:27,894
go in the woods.
303
00:13:27,981 --> 00:13:30,026
He could be out there.
304
00:13:30,113 --> 00:13:33,464
Please.
305
00:13:33,551 --> 00:13:34,901
- Go check it out.
306
00:13:35,031 --> 00:13:36,292
- Thank you.
307
00:13:36,293 --> 00:13:37,599
- Sir, on the ground.
- Thank you.
308
00:13:37,686 --> 00:13:39,427
- On the ground.
And just wait here.
309
00:13:39,557 --> 00:13:41,255
- Yes, okay.
I will.
310
00:13:41,342 --> 00:13:43,125
He's wearing a black
button-up shirt
311
00:13:43,126 --> 00:13:44,824
and silk black pants.
312
00:13:44,911 --> 00:13:46,434
- We'll take care of it, sir.
313
00:13:46,521 --> 00:13:47,870
- Make sure you get
the right one.
314
00:13:48,001 --> 00:13:50,090
- Dispatch,
this is Officer Maher.
315
00:13:50,177 --> 00:13:51,700
I'm out on Old Hutch Road.
316
00:13:51,831 --> 00:13:53,310
I need backup.
317
00:13:53,441 --> 00:13:55,138
We have an incident
out here.
318
00:13:55,225 --> 00:13:58,620
About 50 yards
off the turnout.
319
00:13:58,707 --> 00:14:01,013
- Thank you so much.
320
00:14:01,014 --> 00:14:02,754
Listen, officer,
I have a question.
321
00:14:02,842 --> 00:14:04,191
It's totally okay if
this is a no,
322
00:14:04,321 --> 00:14:06,453
but my knees are
really just barking at me.
323
00:14:06,454 --> 00:14:09,152
Is it okay if I just sit like
crisscross applesauce?
324
00:14:09,283 --> 00:14:11,937
- Sir, that is...
- Thank you.
325
00:14:11,938 --> 00:14:13,722
Oh, thank you so much.
- It's fine, sir.
326
00:14:13,809 --> 00:14:15,724
- Good at your job
and kind, too.
327
00:14:17,508 --> 00:14:19,859
I hope your friend's
doing okay out there.
328
00:14:19,946 --> 00:14:22,383
This guy is really dangerous.
329
00:14:22,470 --> 00:14:26,342
I mean, I think he could be
an actual serial killer.
330
00:14:26,343 --> 00:14:29,477
The poise, the charisma.
331
00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:32,741
He's just a real professional.
332
00:14:32,828 --> 00:14:34,743
- [police radio chatter]
- Please be quiet.
333
00:14:38,660 --> 00:14:40,575
Mm-hmm, copy.
334
00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:44,927
- Is that backup
you're calling in?
335
00:14:45,058 --> 00:14:46,755
Sorry.
336
00:14:46,842 --> 00:14:48,670
None of my business.
337
00:14:50,237 --> 00:15:07,209
Good thing for backup,
though, right?
338
00:15:07,210 --> 00:15:10,605
Did you always know
you wanted to be a cop?
339
00:15:10,692 --> 00:15:13,260
That's personal.
I'm sorry.
340
00:15:13,347 --> 00:15:15,958
I'm just curious about
the whole process, you know?
341
00:15:16,045 --> 00:15:18,918
It's such an important job.
342
00:15:19,005 --> 00:15:20,223
You gotta be really good at it.
343
00:15:20,310 --> 00:15:21,746
So do they vet you?
344
00:15:21,833 --> 00:15:24,227
Is it a really long school?
345
00:15:24,358 --> 00:15:26,969
Can anybody become a cop?
346
00:15:27,056 --> 00:15:29,754
You have so many people's
lives in your hands.
347
00:15:29,841 --> 00:15:31,104
It's like airline pilots,
you know?
348
00:15:31,191 --> 00:15:32,583
You're just like,
349
00:15:32,714 --> 00:15:35,195
okay, he's flying us around.
350
00:15:35,282 --> 00:15:38,285
I hope he's competent.
351
00:15:53,517 --> 00:15:55,824
I know I'm talking a lot.
Just two more quick things.
352
00:15:55,911 --> 00:15:57,521
First, I'm so sorry
353
00:15:57,608 --> 00:15:58,914
I was such
a crazy person earlier.
354
00:15:59,045 --> 00:16:00,220
I'm together now.
355
00:16:00,307 --> 00:16:02,570
And secondly, thank you.
356
00:16:02,700 --> 00:16:04,702
Thank you for showing up
357
00:16:04,789 --> 00:16:06,661
and being so good at your job.
358
00:16:06,748 --> 00:16:08,184
- There's no one out there.
359
00:16:08,271 --> 00:16:09,359
- Yeah?
360
00:16:09,446 --> 00:16:10,578
- Yeah.
361
00:16:10,665 --> 00:16:12,710
But I did find some blood
362
00:16:12,797 --> 00:16:14,799
and some evidence
of a scuffle for sure.
363
00:16:14,930 --> 00:16:17,933
So he's not lie about that.
364
00:16:18,020 --> 00:16:19,587
- Wait, you think...
365
00:16:19,674 --> 00:16:21,197
You thought it was lying?
366
00:16:21,328 --> 00:16:22,764
- We don't know
what happened here, sir.
367
00:16:22,894 --> 00:16:24,853
- Sir, all we know is that
we found you dragging
368
00:16:24,940 --> 00:16:27,115
a dead body in
a sheet of plastic
369
00:16:27,116 --> 00:16:29,596
heading towards your car.
370
00:16:29,597 --> 00:16:31,077
- It's his car, not my car!
371
00:16:31,207 --> 00:16:34,645
- Yeah, okay, but you're
the only person out here
372
00:16:34,776 --> 00:16:36,168
and we have a responsibility
373
00:16:36,169 --> 00:16:38,867
to go with only
the evidence we have.
374
00:16:38,954 --> 00:16:40,086
- [stirs]
- So...
375
00:16:40,216 --> 00:16:42,261
- Wes? Wes!
376
00:16:42,262 --> 00:16:43,523
You're alive!
377
00:16:43,524 --> 00:16:45,526
- Easy, easy.
Back away, sir!
378
00:16:45,613 --> 00:16:48,137
Back away. Sit down!
379
00:16:48,268 --> 00:16:50,879
- You okay? You okay?
380
00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:53,490
- You're okay, buddy...
- Sir, we need you
381
00:16:53,621 --> 00:16:55,144
to be quiet so that we can
ask your friend some questions.
382
00:16:55,231 --> 00:16:56,711
- Slow, slowly, slow.
Take it slow.
383
00:16:56,841 --> 00:16:58,104
Take it slow...
384
00:16:58,191 --> 00:16:59,453
- Okay, sir,
we're going to help you.
385
00:16:59,540 --> 00:17:00,715
[overlapping chatter]
386
00:17:00,802 --> 00:17:03,369
Easy breaths. Easy breaths.
387
00:17:03,370 --> 00:17:05,154
- Okay...
388
00:17:06,590 --> 00:17:08,723
- Sir, are you okay?
389
00:17:08,810 --> 00:17:12,074
- I don't know.
I don't...
390
00:17:12,161 --> 00:17:14,033
- Sir, I'm a police officer.
391
00:17:14,120 --> 00:17:15,556
I'm here to help.
392
00:17:15,643 --> 00:17:16,905
- I-I can't...
393
00:17:17,036 --> 00:17:19,124
I-I'm sorry.
I can't really see you.
394
00:17:19,125 --> 00:17:20,342
Who are you?
395
00:17:20,343 --> 00:17:21,866
- I'm a police officer.
396
00:17:21,953 --> 00:17:23,606
I'm here to help.
397
00:17:23,607 --> 00:17:24,999
- You are?
- Yeah.
398
00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:27,611
- You are? Oh, my God!
399
00:17:27,742 --> 00:17:30,657
Oh, my God.
Thank you. Thank you.
400
00:17:30,658 --> 00:17:33,660
[sobbing] Where is he?
Where is that horrible man?
401
00:17:33,661 --> 00:17:35,489
- Which man? Which man?
- Who are you talking about?
402
00:17:35,576 --> 00:17:38,622
- The killer.
The killer!
403
00:17:38,753 --> 00:17:40,059
He's wearing a black
button up shirt
404
00:17:40,146 --> 00:17:42,670
with black pants.
405
00:17:42,800 --> 00:17:44,715
He's so fucking evil.
406
00:17:44,802 --> 00:17:46,891
He's so evil...
407
00:17:46,978 --> 00:17:48,632
[sputtering]
408
00:17:48,763 --> 00:17:50,417
He said he was
a real estate agent
409
00:17:50,547 --> 00:17:51,679
and he wanted to make a video
410
00:17:51,766 --> 00:17:53,376
for some stupid fucking
house show.
411
00:17:53,463 --> 00:17:56,422
And then he chased me
into the woods,
412
00:17:56,423 --> 00:17:58,947
and then he tried
to kill me with a shovel.
413
00:18:01,036 --> 00:18:02,559
- Okay, all right, sir.
414
00:18:02,646 --> 00:18:04,300
[retching]
415
00:18:04,387 --> 00:18:08,174
[all groaning]
416
00:18:08,261 --> 00:18:09,523
- Oh, wow.
417
00:18:09,610 --> 00:18:11,350
That's a lot of blood.
418
00:18:11,351 --> 00:18:13,092
[retching continues]
419
00:18:15,268 --> 00:18:17,357
Shit, we need to get him
to a hospital.
420
00:18:17,487 --> 00:18:19,141
- Please help me...
- Wait, you're not finished
421
00:18:19,228 --> 00:18:20,446
questioning him yet, though.
422
00:18:20,447 --> 00:18:22,362
- No, get him-- get him
to the hospital!
423
00:18:22,449 --> 00:18:24,407
Just take him in...
- I got him, I got him.
424
00:18:24,538 --> 00:18:26,322
Here we go. Here we go...
425
00:18:26,453 --> 00:18:27,802
- Sir, sir, we need you
to back away.
426
00:18:27,889 --> 00:18:30,152
- You're okay, okay, come on.
427
00:18:30,239 --> 00:18:33,155
Come on, man, come on.
428
00:18:33,242 --> 00:18:35,244
- Sir, follow us
to the hospital, okay?
429
00:18:35,331 --> 00:18:36,506
- Yes, and then we'll
continue the questions.
430
00:18:36,593 --> 00:18:38,465
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah...
431
00:18:41,685 --> 00:18:44,383
[car doors opening]
432
00:18:44,384 --> 00:18:46,473
[engine starts]
433
00:19:03,577 --> 00:19:05,535
Are you serious?
434
00:19:05,666 --> 00:19:07,276
Sir, sir?
435
00:19:07,407 --> 00:19:08,711
What are you doing?
436
00:19:08,712 --> 00:19:09,974
Get back in the car.
437
00:19:10,061 --> 00:19:11,802
Follow us directly
to the hospital.
438
00:19:11,889 --> 00:19:13,717
- I have to talk to you
about something.
439
00:19:13,804 --> 00:19:16,503
- Get back in your car.
440
00:19:16,590 --> 00:19:18,592
- It's going to be
a bit uncomfortable,
441
00:19:18,679 --> 00:19:19,941
but it's very, very important.
442
00:19:20,028 --> 00:19:21,638
- I don't know.
It's your turn, man.
443
00:19:21,725 --> 00:19:24,424
- W-we don't have time--
- Is he kidding me right now?
444
00:19:24,511 --> 00:19:26,469
We have somebody, we need to
get him to the hospital.
445
00:19:26,556 --> 00:19:28,689
- One thing...
- Go handle this.
446
00:19:28,819 --> 00:19:30,081
- I'll go check.
- Yeah, you!
447
00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:31,561
- Oh, okay.
- We got to get there...
448
00:19:31,648 --> 00:19:33,389
- Yeah, I know we got
to get there.
449
00:19:33,476 --> 00:19:37,044
God damn it!
Sir, what are you doing?
450
00:19:37,045 --> 00:19:38,916
You have to follow us
to the hospital.
451
00:19:39,047 --> 00:19:41,180
Turn around here
so we can turn around--
452
00:19:44,313 --> 00:19:46,315
- No, no, no, no!
- [gunshot]
453
00:19:46,446 --> 00:19:48,709
[police radio chatter]
454
00:19:50,450 --> 00:19:53,016
[officer sputtering]
455
00:19:53,017 --> 00:19:54,714
- What I wanted
to tell you is that
456
00:19:54,715 --> 00:19:57,326
you're incredibly
unprofessional.
457
00:20:00,286 --> 00:20:01,677
Very...
458
00:20:01,678 --> 00:20:04,681
un... pro... fessional.
459
00:20:08,468 --> 00:20:11,514
You guys should not be letting
people like me go.
460
00:20:13,255 --> 00:20:14,909
It's so disappointing.
461
00:20:14,996 --> 00:20:17,085
You're supposed to protect us.
462
00:20:23,352 --> 00:20:24,745
I don't know.
463
00:20:24,832 --> 00:20:26,963
Maybe it's me.
464
00:20:26,964 --> 00:20:30,664
Maybe I'm just getting old.
465
00:20:30,751 --> 00:20:35,234
Is excellence
not a thing anymore?
466
00:20:35,364 --> 00:20:36,713
It's like all we're
shooting for
467
00:20:36,800 --> 00:20:38,802
is just a...
468
00:20:38,889 --> 00:20:40,761
B-minus.
469
00:20:43,154 --> 00:20:44,939
Everybody gets a trophy,
you know?
470
00:20:45,026 --> 00:20:48,551
Sure, everybody gets a trophy.
471
00:20:48,638 --> 00:20:50,771
You get a trophy,
472
00:20:50,858 --> 00:20:52,554
you get a trophy,
473
00:20:52,555 --> 00:20:54,557
everybody gets a trophy.
474
00:20:57,778 --> 00:20:59,693
Oh, right.
475
00:21:01,912 --> 00:21:03,566
[door closes]
[engine starts]
476
00:21:07,483 --> 00:21:09,616
[police radio chatter]
477
00:21:23,543 --> 00:21:26,415
[eerie theme music]
478
00:21:26,502 --> 00:21:29,113
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