All language subtitles for The Celebrity Traitors S01E01

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Look at them.

She is going to be underestimated.

He is very clever.

I cannot wait to see her at
the Round Table.

And this one? Well...

..knockout.

OWL SCREECHES

I know.

Let the mind games begin.

Come.

19 celebrities have been invited
to play

the ultimate psychological game of
deception...

Argh! Oh, no, no!

..all in the hope of winning
up to £100,000...

..for their chosen charity...

I'm here to win.

I don't know what beasts lie within
me.

Let the games commence.

SCREAMING: Oh, my God!

..but concealed amongst them are
the Traitors

who, under the cover of darkness,

will secretly murder
their fellow players.

It's up to the Faithful to work out
who the Traitors are,

and banish them before they become
their next victim.

Maybe I have got a dark side.

I'm going to fight till the death.

They think they know
what they've signed up for...

No!

..but they've got no idea.

SCREAMING

This is The Celebrity Traitors.

"You are cordially invited
to join me at the Traitors Castle.

"Yours faithfully."

Well, let the horror unfold.

And may the worst person win.

I'm so glad you're laughing.
Well, what else can you do?

The very word "The Traitors"
causes such excitement.

You've got beautiful eyes,
by the way. Oh, thank you. Mm.

Now, I don't know how to take
that.

Is that a game play immediately?
Well, my game.

In order to win, whoever it is,

we're all going to have
to be quite ruthless.

The deceit has already started.
Of course.

Am I a good liar?

Well, I've spent the last 17 years

lying about being a good rugby
player.

Oh, hello.

Stephen.

How could you possibly be here on
the side of the road?

Get in. Are you going my way?
Celia Imrie!

It's amazing what you can find
in the Highlands of Scotland.

So pleased to see you.
Oh, thank you.

It's wonderful to see you. My God.

What was your name?

Hi, Pamela. I'm Alan.
So nice to meet you.

I've known you for ages.
Yes, forever.

Ruth, I've seen you on TV in scary
things.

Yeah! I've seen you on TV lots.

Also in scary things, but they
weren't meant to be scary.

I'm intolerant to bullshit,

and I love causing a bit of chaos.

So, yeah, it'll be interesting

to see how it goes
for me in the castle.

These are fellow victims,
presumably.

Look at the convoy.

It's like Eurovision Song Contest
or something, isn't it?

It's like Eurovision but you haven't
learned the song. Yes!

I mean, if this was a party,

you'd be really chuffed about
who turned up.

It is a shame

that we're going to start really
going for each other.

How are we all feeling?

I'm nervous.
I can't lie, I'm nervous.

It's the not knowing,
I don't know. It's the not knowing.

Well, that's the whole game,
though, isn't it?

In my work life, I play, you know,
duplicitous, dodgy folk.

But I'm the complete opposite of
the men I play.

I'm very trusting.

My strategy is
to make as many friends as possible.

Just be myself and hopefully
that will stand me

in fairly good stead, you know.

I once stayed in the castle seven
years ago... No?!

Did you really? ..in anticipation
for this moment. Stop it!

It's not often
in our very sheltered world

that we are put in a position

where we have no idea

how we're going to react.

No amount
of education can give you wisdom.

Wisdom is another thing,

and wisdom is a really important
quality for this, I think.

I want to meet the peacock.
There's going to be peacocks there?

Yeah. Oh, they do have them!
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, wow. For real, they live here.
I thought it was CGI.

CLARE LAUGHS

My strategy in this game

is to capitalise on
the fact that I'm a YouTuber.

I'm from a different world.

So that means that a lot of these
people,

they won't know anything about me.

I hope, anyways.

Have any of you got any tactics
you've been planning?

I'm going under the radar.

No, I am, I am!

I have to say, I was planning on
being a bit of a wallflower myself.

Yeah, I can see from this lovely
outfit.

Will we form an alliance now?
I'm a lone wolf, very much.

Are you?

Yeah, don't talk to me, don't touch
me, don't come anywhere near me.

Scotland is a very beautiful
country,

and the Highlands in particular.
Isn't it? Aren't we lucky?

So far.

What's coming is a blizzard
of horror.

DISTANT HAMMERING

Keep going. They're almost here.

It feels like we're being led
to something massive, doesn't it?

It's very pretty, though.

If I am going to get murdered by
Traitors,

this is a nice place to go, isn't
it? To die, yeah.

It's very pretty.

Oh, my goodness. Oh, look!

The castle!

There it is.

Oh, wow! Whoa!

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Look at that.

Oh, it is absolutely
picture-perfect.

Oh, my God.
It's definitely had a jet wash.

Wow! Oh!

Wow! Oh, my goodness me.
We're really here.

It's stunning, isn't it?

First person out. Get out.
No, it's locked.

What's happening?

# Exit light

# Enter night

# Take my hand

# We're off to Never-Neverland. #

Oh, no. We're going away again.

Oh, they're going rogue!

Somebody's taken over that
Land Rover.

Now what?

Oh, look, we're all going. We're all
going. Oh! What does this mean?

Something is afoot.

Where are you taking us?
This is a kidnapping.

Argh!

Oh, no. We're turning off.

Oh, watch my piles.!

What's happening here?

Oh, my God. Look at this.
Oh, my God. Look! Look!

Oh, no!

Oh, look!

Oh, my God! This is it.

We've started straight away.

Absolutely no need for that,
is there?

What the frigging potatoes
is going on there?

Look at Claudia!

There she is! Oh, my goodness me!

Claudia Winkleman in a graveyard.

I was looking forward to the castle
much more than a cemetery.

CHARLOTTE LAUGHS

Whoo!

Where are we? Charlotte!

I ain't ready for this, mate.

I ain't ready for this.

How you doing? Oh, my God!
So excited to meet you.

Hi! Hello. How are you?

Hi. How are you? Yeah, I'm good.
How are you?

This is all a bit surreal,
isn't it? Completely and utterly.

And what have we got ourselves into?

Look, our names are on the graves.

What?! There you are, look.
You're at the front.

Where am I? Oh, no!
I don't like that.

I mean, I was sort of hoping
that we'd arrive at the castle

and there'd be a few, like, canapes.

But - oh, no.

Nothing like that at all.

Oh, God. Oh, no! They're all our
names.

Oh, my God! Oh, my goodness.
This is so messed up.

Oh, God. Oh, my goodness.

There she is! Claudia! Claudia!

Players, hello.

Welcome to the Highlands.

I'm going to be honest,

we're starting as we mean to go
on...

Oh, God.

..surrounded by death.

Now, I know out in the real world,

you're very important
and successful.

But here, there
is no special treatment.

Very shortly,
I will be selecting my Traitors.

Their job is to remain undetected
and murder the Faithful.

However, I'm about to give you

the opportunity to survive
the first murder.

And if I know one thing,
nobody wants to go first.

No.

Just behind me, you can see you each
have your own grave -

ready for your potential demise.

Some would say "creepy."

I say "fun."

Buried in each of those graves is
a shield.

And a shield protects you
from murder.

Oh, wow. OK.

The first six players to retrieve
a shield

will be protected from
the first murder.

So we are about to witness just
how far you will go...

Goodness me!

..to save your own skin.

Please go and get ready
and stand by your graves.

Here we go.

Personally,
I wanted to be cremated

and my ashes thrown on
the London Eye.

But, yeah. Hey, do you know what?

A grave where I have to dig through
it to get a shield. Why not?

All right, let's get going.

For me, this is all about keeping
my dignity.

Oh, I'm using my mouth to get that.

Do you need some help?
Yeah, please.

Thank you, Tom. Are you ready?

I did not come here to dig.

Manicure, dressing up, to dig.
In these shoes.

No, I didn't come here for that.

Oh, you're so polite, Tom.

Oh, you know, I try.
You're just as I thought you were.

Players, stand by your own graves.

Sporty people are ready.

I'm incredibly competitive.

I want the shield.

I don't want to die.

Like, who wants to get murdered?

You got any experience
digging graves?

Funnily enough...

So, players, good luck.

It's time to save yourselves...

..in three...

..two...

..one. Dig!

I was like a T-Rex
or a kangaroo.

But then I tipped forward
and I was like that.

Right, Celia,
I'm going to help you first.

Why? Nick, did you find your own
shield? No.

My aim was, well,

to try and get Celia a shield,
cos I love her.

Darling, you haven't done yours.

Given that no-one is a Traitor yet,

it sort of made sense that we would
kind of help each other.

Oh, God. It's disgusting.

Oh, Charlotte's in a white dress
and she's in her own grave.

You know, instinct sort
of just takes over a little bit.

I wanted to acquaint myself with
the Scottish soil.

I want to be as sensory as I can,

to get sort of intimate with
the earth, and to be able to really

feel out the shield or the chain.

Did you put my shield
down in Mexico? Where is it?

I have a shield!

Yes! Jonathan Ross has got a
shield.

A really lovely little thing

which is going to ensure me a night
of blissful and trouble-free sleep.

Come on, I'll give you a hand.
Oh, you are a life-saver, Jonathan.

Jonathan ran over
and came to help me,

which was quite embarrassing
because I am the youngest here,

so you would think
that I would be the one helping him.

Gosh!

I was really desperate for a shield

because I don't
want to be murdered first.

So I'll always be,
like, ten out of ten for effort.

And I have to say that I'm very good
at digging.

Quick as well.

Why am I not going deep enough?
Five shields still to be found.

Oh, good God. What's that?

I'm knackered, but I have a shield.

Joe Marler, excellent. Thank you.

It's quite nice knowing that I'm
going to survive the first murder.

I don't want to be too smug
about it, but I am quite smug.

Move over, then. Four shields to go.

I don't think the spade
helps at all.

It's not in here.

Ah!

Oh, my God!

Oh, no, it's a rock...

OTHERS LAUGH

Keep going, Alan!

Where is the shield?
I can't find it!

There you go, Joe.
Got a shield, Claudia!

Yes, Joe Wilkinson has a shield.

I'm not really feeling proud of
myself

because Joe Marler found it
for me.

When he got stuck in, I couldn't
help but watch.

Three more shields to be found.

Oh, my God! You bastard!

This is quite intense.

Oh, my God!

Oh! I've got a shield!

I'm so pleased to have this
in my hands.

Shield!

Charlotte Church has got a Shield.

There is only one left to find.

Come on, man! There's only one
left?!

Where is it, though?! Come on, man.

Shield! Yes!

Celia Imrie has a shield!

Yes, but found by you!

That's it. You can stop digging.

Oh, thank God. I basically dug out
the whole grave.

JONATHAN GROANS

Players, congratulations.

Six shields have been won,

and the following people
are protected from murder.

Jonathan, Joe Marler, Joe Wilkinson,

Kate, Charlotte and Celia.

Helped by Nick.

Nick selflessly came to help me

in my grave before he'd even looked
for his shield.

And I'm thinking, "He's absolutely
adorable...

"..or is he up to something?"

You six are protected
from the first murder for now.

The next time I see you
all will be at the Round Table

when I will select my Traitors.

Oh, God.

But for now, you deserve
a sit down and a drink.

Please make your way to
the Traitors castle.

Off you go.

Well done, darling.

All right, I know you're thinking
it, so I'm going to say it -

they've just dug their own graves.

Well done, Charlotte.
Thank you! Well done, Charlotte.

I'm so jealous. Oh, darling.

Well, you two are safe,
aren't you?

Nick came all the way over?

Yes, he came all the way
over very early on.

Oh, hang on. I'm a bit...

Is there such a thing
as a selfless act?

I hope there is. Now you've asked
the question.

But I worry in this game.

I'm sorry you didn't get it, guys,
I am.

Oh, my gosh. So we've got, now, a
one in 13 chance of death.

If you form alliance with people,
that might swing it in your favour.

Yeah. Some people know each other
already.

I don't know anyone. We're in
trouble. No, you're not.

And you've got two older
allies here already. Exactly.

Do you know who
I'm suspicious of? Who?

Jonathan. Did you see how he dug his
grave?

Claudia hasn't picked the
Traitors yet.

Oh, we haven't picked a Traitor yet.

Well, I just don't like him.

We're going to really go in this
time?

Oh, my home, guys!

We're in. Oh, my gosh!

Oh, my goodness me! Oh, my God.
Wow, that is beautiful.

It's a bit mad, like,

growing up seeing them all on telly
and now

I'm, like, stuck in a castle with
them

with Claudia Winkleman!
What's going on?

Stephen's getting stuck into the
library.

He's finding some reading.

It's pretty much classics,
it's Dickens,

but there's also A Practical Manual
Of Diseases Of The Chest.

The furniture and the little items,
the knick-knacks, the bibelots,

the objets trouves just delicately
placed on shelves and things,

are deeply pleasing.

So, you know, you've got something

to feast your eyes
and even your fingers on.

This is the kitchen. Oh!
Is it lovely?

I feel that I should have a game
plan,

but to be honest, I haven't.

Got a fridge here, look. That's
nice.

I think a lot of people know me

to be a quite happy-go-lucky
character.

But there's a steely deepness...

Yeah, there's a steely deepness.

I want to win, I'm not going to lie.
I want to win.

I'm really bad at this
type of thing.

Snooker is really hard to play.

Oh, see how great that was?!

If I play Traitors
like I play snooker, I'm doomed.

Mm-hm...

Mm-hm...

Wellies.

Jonathan, what are you doing?

There's nothing in the pocket.
Cat, stick with me.

I've done a lot of escape rooms.
There'll be clues already.

Anyone who's a fan of the game,
like me,

can't help but be excited to be
here.

I think I'll be good at it. I mean,
I do enjoy talking to people,

and I do actually like listening
to people as well,

which is an important skill,
I think, in this game.

Oh! Oh, look at this.

Joe's is excellent.

You look really good,
don't you?

Your eyes look warm
and friendly.

Oh, they've added that.

It's a shame that red crosses
are going to be shoved over them.

Oh, don't say that. Yeah.
All too quickly. Yes.

PEACOCK CALLS

Do you want to be a Faithful
or do you want to be a Traitor?

Do you know what?
I've left it up to the universe.

You've just left it.
You've dropped it.

Can you kill people, Niko?

Honestly, I feel like the pressure
of being a Traitor...

..I couldn't do it.
I don't know if I believe you.

I'm naturally quite inquisitive,

but as a singer,

I think people will assume
that I am an attention seeker.

Which couldn't be further from
the truth.

I really, actually, don't
like attention.

So I will be sitting back
and observing,

because the loudest people in the
group

are always the ones to look at.

DAVID: Six players with shields,

but some of the six might end
up being Traitors.

Indeed. Quite.

We were saying this, actually, in
the car, that it doesn't...

It doesn't preclude.

Exactly.
"Preclude" is exactly the word.

Writing history and making
history programmes

is about building arguments.

It's convincing people to look at

the world the way
that I look at the world,

and I think I'm quite skilled
at that.

But I don't think I'll be any good

at spotting other people

who are trying to pull the wool over
my eyes.

Question, Stephen.

So, what's the process
of being knighted?

Oh!

STEPHEN CHUCKLES

Well, you get a sword
on each shoulder.

And did you wear this?
Er, no! Oh, I wish!

No, that would be good. I am...

I qualify for it now, don't I?

Yes, that's basically your look.

But my mother was there and she was,
pretty...

You know, given what a dreadful
child I was.

I mean, I literally went to prison
and things like that.

So it was a bit of a... Kind of
this troubled child

has finally been less of a disgrace.
Wow. But, yeah.

But anyway, we must... It's...

We're all Faithfuls or Traitors,
that's all there is to it.

I mean, cos you were famous
for barging into places

and pretending to be things
you aren't.

How do you know that?
Oh, I... I have a sticky memory.

Wow! Yeah.

Stephen Fry knows who I am!

The one thing which I wanted was
to be kind of unknown to everyone.

Now everyone's going to see me

as a conniving prankster.

Oh!

ALAN: Would you like a white wine,
a beer?

Have any of you done bar
work before?

Yeah, I've worked in a bar,
and I used to glass collect.

Did you? Yeah. Hello, darling,
what do you want?

I'm going to be friendly
with everyone.

But it is a game, at the end of the
day.

I didn't come all this way and
pack a load of fabulous outfits

to go home first.

I could have done with a shield.
Yeah, couldn't we all?

But the only people who decide
whether you go home first

are us as a Round Table, or whoever
gets picked as bloody Traitors.

I know. And, God, you're looking
beautiful, both of you.

THEY ALL LAUGH

Good boy! Good boy!

Well done, Alan. I'm desperate.

19 celebrities have entered
the castle for the very first time

to play the ultimate game.

But who's going to go over
to the dark side?

It's time to select my Traitors.

Are you quite trusting?

Oh, God, totally. I am so naive.

I am your Labrador who literally
comes in wagging their tail

and goes to everyone.

I'd like them to think of me
as this wholesome guy

that sits in the corner knitting,
when actually those knitting needles

can be used for something
far more sinister.

Oh! Oh, my God! Wow!

I always make my own mind up
about people.

Like, I go off of facts.

So if I'm saying something, I'll
make sure that I have the

receipts to back it up.

Can you cope under pressure?

I think being neurodivergent
is going to help me a lot

because I've got very
black and white thinking.

My brain will always tell me
it's a game,

so I won't take anything personally.

Can you spot a liar?

Nobody can spot a liar.

At least, if you do spot a liar,
it's probably through a reason,

through a slip,
not through this gut instinct

that we put so much value on.

I can read people.

It's the body language.

It's what you're saying to me
without saying to me.

As I've been a journalist for a
scary number of years,

I'm hoping that I can help
the other Faithfuls

by asking the right questions.

I think they already think
I'm not very intelligent,

but I've sussed them all out.

Have you?

Yeah. This is life or death,
isn't it?

The thing is, people think I'm nice,

but I'm not.

CELIA CHUCKLES

People have the wrong
impression of me,

and that could be terribly useful
in this game.

So, this is it.

Welcome to the Round Table.

I need you to look at each other...

..and properly look at each other.

As everything is about to change.

Your fate in the game
is going to be decided.

Would you like to be a Traitor,
or would you like to be a Faithful?

I'd like to be a Faithful.

I would rather be on the side of the
angels anyway in life. Who wouldn't?

Oh, God, Claudia, a Traitor,
of course I do.

Stephen Fry, Clare Balding -
top national treasures.

NICK LAUGHS

Gone!

I'd like to think I've got
the skillset to be a good Faithful.

A Faithful.

I hope to be an absolutely
formidable Traitor hunter.

I would like to be a Traitor.

I'd love to see the Turret,
simple as that.

I think I would probably be
a good Traitor. Yeah.

I don't want to incriminate myself,

but I have always wanted to
murder a celebrity.

I would like to be a Traitor.

Why? Because it's a game,
it's fun to be a Traitor.

It's fun to kill people.

I want to be a Faithful. Do you?

No, I want to be a Traitor.

I think that
I could be good at either role.

But I just think it makes
a nice change

from being a lovely mum at home,

to just have a break from it
and be really evil.

Traitor.
Are you ready to kill?

In the game.

Just...that on record.

Legally.

I want to be a Traitor.

ALAN GIGGLES

Oh, God, Alan! I know!

You will have to stab people
in the back.

They'd do it to me,
they're showbiz people.

I'd do it to them.

You know what celebrities are like -
they're two-faced.

Players,

I'm about to select my Traitors.

Please put on your blindfolds.

If you feel me touch you
on the shoulder,

that means that you are a Traitor.

My heart is absolutely racing.

It's exploding out of my chest.

I'm thinking, "Just please,
please don't choose me."

I'm a Traitor!

That's really kind of exciting
and kind of terrifying.

I'm feeling my heartrate
going up a bit.

I'm really fiercely concentrating
on,

"Don't make a noise,
don't make a move.

"Don't give anything away,
do not cough."

HEAVY FOOTSTEPS

CLAUDIA STAMPS HER FOOT

Oh, my God!

The game has begun.

I'm ready to get my hands dirty,
I'm ready to play the game.

This is going to be fun.

FOOTSTEPS CONTINUE

CLAUDIA STAMPS HER FOOT

HE GIGGLES

Oh, God!

I feel sick.

What am I going to do?

Players,

the game has officially begun.

I have selected my Traitors...

..and the course of the game
has been set.

The rest of you are the Faithful.

Players,
please remove your blindfolds.

QUIETLY: My eyes...

STEPHEN EXHALES

Traitors,

you will meet and discover
each other's identities tonight.

Your task is simple -

remain undetected
and murder the Faithful.

Faithful,

you must hunt down the Traitors

and banish them
here in this very room.

Get it wrong, and you will
banish an innocent Faithful.

So, who's who?

I'm afraid that's for you
to work out.

Along the way,
you will build up a prize fund

of up to £100,000.

Now, remember, if there are
any Traitors left at the end,

they take all the money
for their charity.

Not only that,
they take all the glory.

I'll be honest,
that was quite tense.

Would you like some good news?

Mm-hm. Yes. Yes!

There is no murder tonight.

CHEERING, GASPS OF RELIEF

Tiny word of warning -
don't relax too much.

Tomorrow, the killing spree begins.

I'm just glad to get the
bloody blindfold off, frankly.

Oh, gosh!

That was nerve-racking.

I mean, how many times around
and around? Yeah. I was like...

Lord... God!

I could just hear you breathing.
Sorry!

When they were wheeling me down
to get my leg chopped off,

it was less tense than that.
It was less tense! Yeah.

Very, very nerve-racking.

But the nice thing is, no murder
tonight, so everyone's here...

I know. I know. That is good.
It's a lovely feeling. That is good.

Blimey, that was so tense!

Cheers, everyone. Cheers. Cheers!

Cheers, everyone. We're in the game.

SHE RETCHES

Help! Paloma's dead.

Traitors stay behind, please.

LAUGHTER

Good try, good try.

I thought I wanted to be a Traitor,
but

I have a sweating problem

and I can't keep a secret.

It's too much.

What am I going to do?

Wasn't that scary?
It was scary, yeah. Oh, my God.

I feel like, a little bit like,
"Oh, can we relax now?"

But then you're just worried
they're going to kill you. I know.

Yeah, you're worried
you're going to die. Yeah.

I don't care that I don't
have a shield any more

cos it doesn't matter, does it,
cos I can't die.

As soon as we all took
our blindfolds off, it felt like...

..an energy shift.

It's too early to tell now
if anyone has any suspicions of me.

I'm hoping my fellow Traitors
are good at lying,

but there's nothing else
I'm concerned about.

I'm just hoping that we can

all keep under the radar.

You've got to... You've got to
look at each other now, you know.

"So, are you a Faithful?"

LAUGHING: Oh, don't!

Oh!

It's the worst secret ever

and it's just burning me.
It's a weight round my shoulders.

Oh, God, I'm so nervous!

I don't... Have you got any
ideas of who it is?

Faithful Fancy?
Do we think it's alcoholic, though?

I saw Celia and Clare

and I just went, "Ooh,

"those two look a bit suspicious."

But actually...

..there was no reason
to pick them!

But I was desperate.

Out of all these people here... Mm.

..there must be at least one
younger person who's a Traitor.

Do you think?

I don't want to say that because,
like, it...

It could start a fox hunt for us,

but as two younger people,
I feel like...

Do you think? Or do you think
cos they don't know us?

Maybe we'll just fly under the
radar. Yeah, exactly, yeah.

Just say the odd word here and
there. Yeah!

But if you get a hunch on someone...

Yeah, I'll tell you. OK.

We'll look out...
Yeah, we'll look out for each other.

OK, I like that.
Is this an alliance?

It's an alliance. It's an alliance.

Niko, he seems like
a really nice person.

I think my game play for
the most part is to...

..just be myself.

You know, maybe be a bit friendlier.

I'm not really notorious
for my people skills.

It does actually feel like we're
in the game now, doesn't it?

Yeah, it does. And also I thought
that I was going to be just like,

"I'm just going to get rid of..."

Now I'm like, "I want to find
those Traitors now."

Can I be honest with you?

I felt a bit disappointed though,
because I actually do feel

kind of powerless now, don't you?
You feel kind of like, "OK..."

Oh, God, no. I'm thrilled.
I'm so relieved.

You're still happy, you're...?
I am so relieved.

You might all be lying, though.

Cos you might all be lying.

We can't trust anything anyone
says from now on.

No!

Everyone's going to start
playing the game now,

and they weren't really playing
the game before cos, of course,

the game didn't exist before.

The game only exists now that we are
Traitors, whoever the others may be.

We have to be nimble

and fluid and adaptable.

CLOCK TICKS

Tell me something that's
genuinely true about you

and then I'll ask you if
you're a Traitor.

We'll all analyse. Oh, you're trying
to get a baseline.

So, are you a father?

Yes. OK.

Are you a Traitor? No.

Ooh, there was a slightly different
blink. You didn't smile that time.

Oh! That's true!
Do me next, do me next!

Do you next?
Come on, come on, come on.

OK.

Are you an incredible singer?

Well, I'd like to think so, yes.

Oh, I'm sorry, that was...

OK, are you wearing a check jacket?

I am, yes.

Are you a Traitor?

No. I'm not.

The weird thing is,

everybody goes slightly serious
with the Traitor answers.

CLOCK TICKS

I keep thinking someone's a Traitor
in this circle all the time,

whenever I sit down.
Well, someone will... Yes.

The chances are someone is.

If you're not telling us,
you're scum.

TAMEKA, LAUGHING: You're scum!

You're absolute scum.

I've got my suspicions.

I tried to be...

I was like "ha-ha-ha."
I was just laughing,

so I'm like, "I'm not a Traitor."
But, oh, God.

I'm worse than Linda.

I am worse than Linda.

What would you do, Alan,
if you were a Traitor?

Well, I would... How would you
behave? I'd probably sweat loads

and have a... And have... Two roses.
Two roses

to mask any suspicions!

# And all the lights
that light the way

# Are blinding

# Because maybe... #

I'll see you in the morning,
fellow Faithfuls.

Or are you?

Oooh!

The Turret's up that way, love. Yes!

I'll see you up there!

The chimes have rung out
across the castle,

which means it's home time
for our players.

Night-night, all. Goodnight.
See you!

Goodnight, guys.
Oh! Goodnight. Take care.

They must now return
to their individual lodgings,

where they can't see or
speak to anyone.

Oh!

For our Traitors, though,
well, the night is young,

cos they have to meet some
very important people -

each other.

# Mm, mm, mm, mm-hm. #

You stand before
the Traitors' Turret.

Before I give you this cloak,

I'm going to need you
to take the Traitors' oath.

Do you commit to lie and deceive
throughout the game?

I do.

Are you willing to murder one
of your fellow players

every single night?

I am.

Do you vow to keep your identity

and the identity of your
fellow Traitors a secret?

100%.

Then officially... Oh, my gosh!

..you are...

Thank you.

...a Traitor.

Go forth and murder.

Thank you.

Enjoy being evil.

I think tonight
is going to be a night

of bonding, of celebration,
of preparation.

I'm really looking forward
to meeting

my fellow Traitors.

I can't wait to see who it is.

I need to know who they are.
I'm so intrigued.

HE WHISPERS: There's just two of us?
Oh!

Oh, my gosh!

Cat has been quiet,

but not too quiet.

She's been herself,

very much, authentically.

Not for a second did I suspect her.

I'm thrilled it's you.
I'm thrilled it's you as well.

You're good, you're calm. Yes.

You're good as well.
We're a good team. Yes!

I'm glad it's Jonathan.

He's very strategic.

I think he'll do well.

How do you want to play it?

Everyone's going to be
looking at everyone,

so we just have to be very
mindful of... What we say.

..what we say.

Why are we whispering?
Do I have to whisper?

I was going to ask,
"Jonathan, why are you whispering?"

Because I'm trying to be a Traitor
and I'm not very comfortable yet.

When I see them,

I think I'm either
going to scream or cry.

My thing was to go under the radar

and, um,

I think I've pole vaulted over it.

KNOCK ON DOOR

Oh, my God!

THEY LAUGH HYSTERICALLY

Amazing!

Amazing. Are you serious?

This is amazing. Oh, my gosh!

OK, we were just saying, "We're glad
it's just us two..." Yeah.

..but I'm gladder now!

We've got the trump card
right here.

I'm so excited to be working
with Cat and Jonathan,

but I've got a nervous disposition

and this whole game plays
on your nerves.

But don't you think
everyone knew it was me? No!

I was so nervous.

Everyone's looking at everyone and I
think we've just got to stay strong.

We've got to stay really calm.

Cos they don't know who we are.
No, they don't.

I think that's just natural kind of
anxiety, bit of paranoia.

Yeah. I think going in tomorrow
we've got to be like,

"Oh, thank God
no-one got murdered."

KNOCK ON DOOR

Oh! Oh!

Cos I can't... Ooh.

Hi, Traitors. Oh, God!

Good evening, Claudia.

Are you happy? Yeah. Yeah.
Really happy. Really happy.

Really happy with
my fellow Traitors.

How sad are you
that you can't murder tonight?

Really sad.
Yeah, why did you do that to us?

Don't worry,
cos you will murder tomorrow night.

Yes! Yes.

Now, as you know,

in The Traitors,
nothing's straightforward.

Your first murder... Mm-hm.

..will be in plain sight.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God!

OK, we can do this. We can do this.

Focus, team.

OK. OK.

I imagine you want to know how?
Yeah. Yes, please.

That will be revealed...tomorrow.

Oh, no!
That's going to make us sleep bad.

Sweet dreams.

Thank you, Claudia.

In plain sight.
They're the worst ones.

Guys, we can do this.

# I'm addicted to you
Don't you know that you're toxic? #

A good night's sleep, tomorrow we
return refreshed... Yeah.

..and ready to murder
in plain sight.

I'm going to have a big old
breakfast and do some murdering.

Same. Do it.

I might go with a lighter breakfast,
but still murder.

Yeah!
Cos I'm piling on the pounds.

I mean, they've had to take
out my cloak cos I'm so fat.

THEY ALL GIGGLE

Right then, shall we, um...?
Yes. OK.

I'm so pleased, guys.
Goodnight, sweet Traitors.

I know, I'm so happy. Goodnight,
sweet Traitors. Goodnight.

Jonathan's got the plan,

Cat's a cool customer and I think

I'm kind of the PR face.

"Hello, everyone, how are you?"

And then those two do the murdering.

# With a taste of your lips
I'm on a ride... #

I think I play the observer.

I think both Jonathan and Alan
are quite big characters,

which I think is good.

But my trick in life itself

is to always let people
underestimate me

and make them think that they're in
control when maybe they're not.

# Don't you know
that you're toxic? #

MUSIC: Intro to Won't Get Fooled
Again by The Who

With no murder last night,
everyone slept easy,

but they're going to need
all their energy

as they're heading straight off
to their first mission.

This is a chance for both Traitors
and Faithful to work together,

in order to win money that will
be added to the prize pot.

# We don't get fooled again... #

KATE: I slept really well.

It was a big day yesterday,
wasn't it?

Mm, my nerves were frazzled.

I just don't want to go home first.

Well, it won't be you.

You're definitely a Faithful, Alan,
I can see it.

Tom Daley and Niko, I think,
are worth looking at.

Oh, that's good. Tom kind of blushed
and looked around very fast,

soon as the blindfolds came off.

But Tom is really smart.

But he's sort of...
He's the baby-faced assassin.

Yeah, that's it. Yeah.

And Niko also, there's something
about the way he looked at everybody

but then... He was looking quite
intensely at everybody, wasn't he?

He WAS looking intense, I felt.

You two are both
world-class actors.

"Blah, blah, blah,"
I would say to that.

Anyway, go on. So, is there any way
you can pick up if someone's acting?

Last night,
I noticed a change in Tameka.

I thought she seemed jittery,

a little unsure.

I just sensed something that wasn't
quite sitting right with her.

How are we feeling about the
mission?

Rather anxious.

Are you guys quite strong? No.
OK, great.

Well, I go to the gym
and I do bicep curls, if that helps.

We're going somewhere
really remote here.

What's it going to be?
There's something ahead of us.

Up the hill. Look, look, look!
Oh, what's that?

Oh, my gosh!

I see something big and on wheels.

That's my mobility scooter!

JONATHAN: It's a funeral pyre.

Or is it a Trojan horse?

ALAN: Clare, you're going to love
this, it's a horse. I know!

Look at this, Joe.
Oh, my goodness!

Oh, my God, it's massive.

Is that a Trojan horse?
Looks like, doesn't it?

When we all saw the horse,
we were like,

"Yes!"

This is exactly
why we signed up for this.

Welcome to Traitors.

Welcome to your first mission.

This is the Trojan horse.

Now, the Trojan horse
was used to infiltrate Troy

in one of the greatest acts
of deceit in Greek mythology.

Stephen, this one's for you.

LAUGHTER

Just like the Trojan horse,

the Traitors are infiltrating

all of you in this game.

Now, what do you want to do
with the Traitors?

Burn them! Expose them!

Stephen got it.

You want to get rid of them,
and the way you're going to get rid

of this Trojan horse

is by setting it on fire.

Oh, wow! Burn, baby, burn.

To set it on fire,
you have to move this giant horse

to a firepit,

all the way over there.

Slight problem -

along the route,
you will come to four locked gates.

At each gate, there is either
a question or a puzzle.

Answer it correctly and you will
release a key to open the gate.

HINGES CREAK

If you manage to pull the
Trojan horse through the four gates

and set it on fire
within the allotted time,

I will add £15,000
to your prize fund.

APPLAUSE

Yesterday, Celia,
Charlotte, Joe Marler,

Joe Wilkinson, Jonathan and Kate,

you all won shields.

There are no more shields
up for grabs today.

It is all about the prize pot.

The siege of Troy lasted ten years.

You have exactly

30 minutes.

Doesn't sound fair.

Good luck.

I'll see you at the end.

Yes, Claud!

Strut away.

This felt
classic Traitors, this mission.

Teamwork, a massive horse with
a slight, tenuous link to history

that no-one really understands.

But, hey,

I'm not knocking Claudia.

I would suggest that the
massive power is at the back,

led by Joe Marler, and I
think the brake person has to be

the lightest, and Ruth, if you're
happy to do that, is that cool?

I'm on it.
OK, so that's the first bit. Tom.

Changing as we go as well,

so you don't fatigue
from doing the same thing.

Changing positions will help.

This is why you have a gold medal.

CAT: Clare and Tom
take on the leader roles.

That could work to
the Traitors' benefit.

The more attention you get,

the more chance you have of people
being suspicious of you.

Oh, my God!

Three...

..two...

..one.

HORN SOUNDS

Go!

Go! Go! Go!

Come on! Steady!

We had to pull and push

two and a half tons of wooden horse

up a track, through four gates,

and at every gate, there was

a question to be answered.

OK, OK, OK.

Keep going!

SCREAMING

It's getting a little bit uphill.

I think we should give it some.

Pushing that horse up the hill

was flashbacks straight away

into the scrums.

Although the back end of that
horse smelled miles better

than the scrums
I've been involved in.

Give it some!
Getting a bit harder.

Keep it up!

I am surprisingly strong,

and I was at the back

pushing the horse with all the boys.

All the big boys and me.

I was very happy.

JONATHAN GROANS

Come on, Alan!
Pull it, pull it, pull it!

LUCY SCREAMS

Keep going, keep going.

Oh, wow!

Yeah!

Ah! I'm shattered!

Pull it!

TOM: Slow down.
Slow!

Stop.

Stop!

Oh, my God!

At each gate,

they can only give one answer.

They get it wrong, there is
a much faster way to open it,

but it does mean somebody will have
to part with something

very precious.

SHE READS: "To open the gate, you
must answer the question correctly

"or sacrifice a shield."

Ooh! Oh, God!

Wow! Oh, lord.

"If a player chooses to
sacrifice their shield,

"they will no longer be protected
from tonight's murder."

No. I was not tempted
to give up my shield.

Why would I give up the shield?

It's an opportunity to have
an extra night here.

Like, it's safety.

Question...

Dial in your answer.
Come on, Stephen.

Romeo And Juliet. All right.

Paris.

So, we have Mercutio, Paris...

Tybalt. ..Tybalt,

Romeo And Juliet.

That's five.

Well, we can start trying.

And Hamlet. Mercutio.
Tybalt. Tybalt.

No. Oh, shit! I've locked it in
and I didn't mean to!

You've locked it in?!

No! What?! Why?

Why did...? I didn't realise
I locked it in. Sorry!

I thought, "Oh, we can guess
lots of numbers.

"So while they're working that out,

"I'll just stick a number in,"
thinking it was like a combination

lock and you can start trying
lots of numbers.

Anyway, that was it, because the
lever didn't go back up again.

Guys, wait, stop, stop. Clare has
locked in the answer there.

That's what they're doing.

But we haven't pulled the lever yet,
it's fine.

No, I've made
a complete mistake there,

cos I didn't realise
that was locking it in.

The worst mistake.

It's over before it's even started,

before they've even got a chance
to give a sensible guess.

I thought we could start guessing,
is what I thought.

Oh, no, no. It's a final answer.

Clare locks it in and I'm like,

"The Traitors met last night.

"Was part of their thing
to sabotage the mission?

"To get people to give up
as many shields as possible?"

Clare pulling that lever is exactly

what a Traitor would do.

ALAN: OK, right, sacrifice a shield.

I'll give up my shield.
Oh, well done.

Oh, bless you. Hard luck, Clare.
Don't worry.

MARK: "Detach from chain
and insert shield."

Oh, gosh.
Detach from... And insert shield.

Right, there you go.

I'm not fuming about my shield.

It was the right thing to do.

We've got the opportunity
to win £15,000.

It was all or nothing,

so it was just like... For me,

it's just a total no-brainer.

STEPHEN: Here we go.

Gate one is open!

Well done! Oh...

As you were.

Go! Go! Go on, then.

OK, we move again.

Oh, it's too fast! It's too fast!

Don't run! Don't run! Don't run!

Go steady! Say "Go steady, no
running"

and then everyone's jogging!

Argh!

Getting tough.
You're nearly there!

CHARLOTTE SCREAMS

Nearly there! Move to the right.

Nearly there!

Right, go on the wheels.

Perfect!

It's really proper exercise.

I'm actually shaking.

Yeah!

Anyone who gives up their shield
too readily

is going to be suspected of
being a Traitor,

so I am genuinely puffing,

but I'm over puffing so I can stay

back there and not be looked at.

CHARLOTTE READS:
"To open the gate...

PALOMA: Remove the key
from the puzzle.

So you have to get it out of here.

We were presented with
a Klotski puzzle,

so sliding bits and pieces around
to try and get the bigger piece

sort of into a particular position,

which would release a key that

could open the... Open the gate.

Is there anybody else
who's got a shield

who will just put
the shield in there?

CELIA: I have. Yeah?

That's sweet, Celia. Let's see.
They might do it, they might do it.

Is anybody good at these?
I love 'em.

But I...

You have to do these individually.

Yes!

Oh, my God!

Nick was a puzzle ninja.

He just went into this zone.

That, that, that, that, that.

Then that across. Oh, yeah,
there you are. That's it.

THEY ALL CHEER

Right, let's go!

He just did it,

got the key

and we were on.

Pull!

Eight minutes 30, we've done!

Let's keep with the same energy!
Yes, love.

Pick up the slack, keep going!

Pick up the slack!

The thing about that big horse,
right, you get it going

and you think, "Oh, this is

"an absolute piece of piddle,"

but that was on the flat.

Then you get a little bit

of an incline and, my word...

When it starts getting hilly,

have straight arms.

Hang on.

Straight arms!

DAVID GRUNTS

I'm slowing.

Come on!

ALAN: That third incline,

my legs were like jelly
and I was steering.

I just wedged it

between two rolls of fat and just

used my belly to push it up.

This is really hard.
You're nearly there!

Here we go! Come on! Ah!

Come on!

Whoo! Ah!

Come on! Go, speed! Ah!

Speed! Argh!

Steer, steer! Steer to the right!

Come on!

Stop!

Yes!

"Four of these words have a unique
and obvious connection

"that sets them apart
from the other words.

"When ready, four players
must stand on the words

"you believe
have a unique connection."

It's like the game, the...
It's an anagram. Yeah.

Right, OK. TO and AIR
make the same as RATIO,

as an anagram. ART...
And then there's PUSH,

there's different ones over there,
darling. Oh, God, are there?

Gate three,

my eyes were twisted.
I was doubled.

Was about words,
there was four different words,

and I couldn't... Even now,

I don't even understand the task.

Is it ART, RAT...? TRAITOR?

Oh, yes, they're the same letters.

This is hard. They have to work out
the word connections.

Lots of very smart people there
but they're exhausted,

so I don't know
if they're going to do it.

Yeah, three letters...
How many begin with a vowel?

IOTA, OAR, ART and AIR.

No, there's five. Oh, look,
there's ARCH, there's five. No, no.

Hang on, hang on, hang on - that's
an anagram of TRAITOR, isn't it?

TRAITOR! Oh, the ones
that don't spell TRAITOR.

C, there's no C in TRAITOR,
so stand on that. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's all the letters
that are in TRAITOR. WHEEL.

VOICEOVER: It was Nick who said,
"Look, these letters

"all go into the word TRAITORS,

"but these four don't."
And we're like, "Yes, yes, yes!"

Let's do ARCH, LIE, WHEEL and PUSH.

LIE, stand on that.
LIE, WHEEL and PUSH.

Shall I lock it in? There are four
people standing? Yeah. Yeah. Yes.

CHEERING

No way! Oh, my God! Whoo!

Getting through that gate
was amazing,

and then we saw that last
massive hill.

SHE EXHALES

We've got to go through one more
gate and then it's to the firepit.

Ah! You're doing well, Stephen.
Yeah...

STEPHEN CHUCKLES

Right, give it some!

I had the indefatigable
Joe Marler on my right,

who is a front row rugby player.

I was thrilled to notice
how exhausted he was.

Ah! Keep moving!

At least I wasn't alone
in being absolutely knackered.

Argh!

Ah! Oh...

Whoo! Ah! Ah.

Oh, right - go right, go right!

Left! Left, left, left!

Come on, we're almost there!

Whoo! Stop! Oh!

"Fill the blank spaces
with the correct symbols

"or sacrifice two shields
to open the gate."

VOICEOVER: It was a question
of matching symbols that,

it turns out, had actually
been on the previous gate posts.

It was these ones. I looked at
every one of those. Oh, well done!

The first one had seven
and then this one is the flame.

The one before was an arrow.
I'm not sure what this one was.

VOICEOVER: Oh! I remembered the
candelabra, I remembered the arrow,

and then I saw the flame
that was on the final gate,

but then the second one was missing.

I'll run back, I'll run.
Only one of us needs to go.

Why don't you send the best runner?

He's gone!

What do you mean, he's gone?

Is there any point in me doing this?

Everyone's really scared
of the first murder.

Tom is running back
to find out the symbols

because nobody who's got a shield
wants to give theirs up.

He's going to shout a chain.

Castle! Castle!

Castle! Castle! The castle!

So, two castles.
There's two castles,

one with one flag, one with three!
And one with two. How many flags?!

How many flags?

Two flags! Two! Two flags!

Two! Two flags.
Two flags and pull the lever.

Yes! Yes!

Right, go!

Come on, Tom, you slow coach!

Bless Tom. Olympian.

He might be the diver of the group,
but we use him for anything.

Call Tom. Tom!

Players, you have
three and a half minutes! Come on!

Come on!

£15,000 is what we're playing for!

Come on! For our charities!

GRUNTING

Heave-ho! Pull the horse!

Come on, guys! Oh!
Come on, we're losing momentum.

Go!

Come on! Aargh! You... Argh!

Argh! Argh!

Come on! Yes!

Come on, come on!
You're so close, you're so close!

Almost there, come on!

Park it up. Park it up for me.

You have a minute left

and you have to choose somebody
to light the torch.

If only we had an Olympian,
they could light the torch.

Let's go, Tom! Come on, Tom!

Go on, Tom.

CHEERING

Whoo!

Come on!

Almost gave up.

Wow!

Woohoo! £15,000!

Oh, it was a proud moment, actually.

Some of them haven't even exercised
for the past 30 years.

Oh!

Very, very well done. Honestly.

£15,000 has been added
to the prize fund!

And I tell you what,

you deserve a proper treat.

You go back to the castle,
have some drinks.

Slight downer,
somebody will be murdered tonight.

But look what you did.

So, congratulations.
Thank you, Claudia. Well done.

Thank you, Claudia. Well done. Whoo!

£15,000 to the prize pot.

Even though there's Traitors amongst
us trying to stab us in the back

at every moment, it feels good
to add that money to the pot.

It's going to be like
the Last Supper. Amazing.

"One of you will betray me."

Oh, they're so friendly now.

Won't be so friendly later.
Somebody is going to get murdered.

Clare had a flashback to being
in Vegas and thought she was

on the old slots, the way
she yanked that lever back.

Charlotte, you were amazing,
giving up that shield.

I'm so glad that I'm not a Traitor
because after that,

I think it'll be actually hard
to choose somebody to kill.

Absolutely awful.

Who gave up their shield?

Charlotte gave up her shield.

She was very willing to give it up.

I think she was just being
a team player.

But what happens if she's a Traitor?

Well, then, she doesn't
have to worry about it. Exactly.

I'm not certain at all, but I am
suspicious of Kate a little bit.

With her shield,
I don't think she ever, like,

really had it out on show.
No, she didn't. She didn't.

I just think, ordinarily, she would
strike me as the type of person

that would give up a shield.

So we've got no suspicions?
No.

Niko's not a Traitor.
He can't be a Traitor.

Even though with the pranks?
His pranks?

Oh! I hadn't realised
that angle of it all.

Oh, God!

PEACOCK CALLS

Oh, home sweet home.

I tell you what, the aches
are setting in now, oh!

I'm very happy with how the mission
went,

and it was a moment of triumph.

And you know what?
It made me feel a bit bad

because I felt like
I was part of a team,

but it's a team
that I have to try and kill,

so it's bittersweet for me.

Turnip, haggis. Ooh, yeah!

Well, I'm going to go into the
library, I think, to eat, because

I want to check how many people died
in Hamlet. OK.

I think the word is ex-hausted.

It was an amazing experience,
that mission.

There must be a Complete Works
Of Shakespeare here.

Poor Clare Balding
made a terrible mistake

and she's absolutely
kicking herself for it.

It's really... So, I don't know what
the answer to the first quiz was.

I think it's 13.

It's how many people die
in Romeo And Juliet and Hamlet.

I wonder if Benvolio dies?
I think he might. Hmm?

Oh, dear, oh, dear.

But the Traitors, they met...
Last night.

They wouldn't have just met
just to say hi. No.

There would have been some kind of
ulterior motive behind it,

and I think there must be something
around, like,

see how many shields you can
strip from the group,

by either getting things wrong
or slowing it down enough

where you have to use shields to
get through the game. Clare Balding.

You said it, not me.
She pulled that lever.

No! She looked gutted.
I mean, she looked gutted.

She did, yeah.
She did, but was it a, "Oh!"?

Yeah, or was it, "Oops!"?

You know? Mm... Oh, God.

It can't be Clare, she's a
national... Oh, my gosh, my strategy

was not to, like, do this.
Cos a Traitor would come up with...

..you know, a plot like you have
with poor old Clare,

who hasn't done anything wrong.
Are you trying to help her?

Oh, God!
Are you trying to cover for her?

Leave Clare alone!

THEY LAUGH

Oh, God!

Since arriving at the castle,

the players have had
to dig their own graves,

set a Trojan horse alight, and now
it's time for the first murder.

The Traitors are going to kill
in plain sight.

How? They're about to find out.

Oh, no!

QUIETLY: Oh, God.

What is this?

OK.

"Traitors..."

"Tonight, you must murder
in plain sight."

"To do this,

"you must find the poisoned black
lily somewhere in the castle."

"You must find this deadly
flower..."

"..rub your hands
with the poisoned pollen..."

"..and touch the face of the
Faithful you want to murder."

"The poison is slow acting."

"The murdered Faithful
will not die tonight."

"You must do this
before the night is over."

LAUGHING: Oh, God!

God.

I don't know
how we're going to do this.

# No time to waste

# Under the setting sun... #

How am I going to
touch someone's face?!

I don't like physical touch
at the best of times.

It's going to look so weird if I go
up to somebody and grab their face.

It's going to have to be Alan.

This really has just thrown the cat
amongst the pigeons.

I was having such a lovely night.

Oh! Traitors, what are you like?!

You were incredibly young when you
started to become well-known as a

diver. You were the best known diver
in Britain when you were 12. Yes.

I just always kind of had the, like,
I don't know, very competitive,

but... We will remember this
for the game, by the way. Mm. Yeah.

ALAN: Poisoned black lily.

I've seen a black lily in the bar.

INDISTINCT CHAT

Oh, it's Alan!

Hello, Alan.

Oh, God!

Having sweets available
all the time is hard.

That's why we've come in here.
We're just doing shots. Shots?

VOICEOVER:
I'm a little bit frightened

that we're having to murder in
plain sight this early in the game

and the castle is so packed
with people.

I haven't been going around
touching people's faces,

so it might seem unusual,
it might be noticeable.

Oh! Look at this.

Don't, cos I can't!

THEY LAUGH

You love making drinks, don't you?
I love it!

Alan, bless him, has got a very loud
speaking voice. He was talking to me

whilst in the room with other people

about the mission and I was
thinking, "Alan, shut up!"

Ooh.

Mm-hm. OK.

So there are five shields in play,
yeah? Cos Charlotte gave hers up.

Immediately. Yeah.
And with not even a quest...

Literally, the second we got stuck,
she was like... That's because...

Shall I cut you up a lemon?
Yeah, go on, then.

Thank you, sweetheart.

Oh, God.

My heart's going pitter-patter,
pitter-patter, pitter-patter.

Oh, no, I wasn't expecting it
to be this tough.

Do you want to go to the kitchen?
Yeah. Do you know what?

I might actually have a cup of tea.
Yeah. Anyone want to cup of tea? No.

No rose, you've drank it all.
I'm going to have a cuppa.

LAUGHTER

I mean, but the thing is, though,
we've got no evidence, right?

This is just supposition, so we, you
know, we've just got to plan on it.

The only safety is the fact
that we've got shields.

Oh, yeah, we've got a shield.

OK, so, yeah, we are safe tonight.
That's good.

I'm making a brew
cos we're out of rose.

Lovely, get a lovely brew.

JONATHAN: It's much harder
to get a moment on your own.

It's much harder to do anything
without being observed.

I got the chance to talk to my
fellow Traitors very briefly

in the kitchen,
which was quite terrifying.

What? Quick, quick, quick.

WHISPERING: OK,
I think the best person to do it,

and I'm not throwing you
under the bus, is you.

I think you can touch someone's face
without it being scary.

Oh!

We were whispering, so that's
kind of a bit of a giveaway

if anyone walks in a room, and
there are three people whispering.

You immediately think, "Traitors!"

We should, by the way, talk
a bit louder, but I think, um...

Or one of us should do... Yeah,
I know where it is. Oh, great.

Cos I've seen it,
it's opposite the bar.

And if we were, knowing about that,
where would... Who would be

a face that you could touch? I'm
just thinking it's got to be a woman

and I go, "You've got something
on your face," yeah. All right.

Shall we leave you to it?

I've got to get everyone
out of that bar.

Shall we cover you and get some out?

We thought Alan was the best person
to do it,

cos I think he genuinely was.

Right, OK.
You can do this, Alan.

I then realised that he had to go
into a room, not be observed

doing something quite odd, rubbing
his fingers against a flower.

Ooh! Please!

So I thought I'd make it as easy
for him as possible.

Shall we go outside? Let's go and
get some air. Outside sounds good.

I'm just going to touch
anyone's face.

I'll keep walking around.

Let's go make dessert.
Yeah, yeah, let's go.

Did Jonathan go out already?

I don't know.

I lifted the bell jar off
of the flower.

I'm just worried that Alan has
enough time to still pull this off.

It's all up to him now.

# Do-do-do... #

Today was really good. It was really
good. It felt like we were...

I really, really don't want to go,
though. No, I don't.

I don't want to go.

PALOMA: Ruth, I don't know
if you're a Traitor,

but that is psychopathic,
what you're doing.

SHE LAUGHS

Yeah, why would you...? No, I'm
making a dessert plate for everyone.

I'm being nice.
Everyone's going outside.

I'm going to go outside
with the firepit.

Alan's so nervous. I didn't know
whether he would be able to do it.

But I think we'll be able to do it,

as long as Alan doesn't slip up.

If you could choose an animal
to sort of symbolise

your personal ambition,
what would you choose?

Monkey. That's a good one, yes,
that would suit you. Very good.

# There's just no time to tell... #

I can't believe
they've left me to it.

I have people that I want to kill,

but it's not going to be easy.

It's the touching the face
that is the problem.

How the hell am I going to do this?

What am I going to do?!