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Guys, I am loving my job
at Chuckles & Huggs.
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It is great.
Who wants to see pics?
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Groan.
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- Farting noise. - Come on. What kind
of monster doesn't want to see
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a pic of me,
a chubby Korean kid,
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and a state-of-the-art
Bubblebot 9000 bubble machine?
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Me.
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Farting noise.
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But I'm doing
the Gunnam Style dance.
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- You're not saying it right.
- Gan-nstyle?
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- Ngam-ngam.- Gang-ang.
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You gotta swallow
the G's, the N's, and the M.
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Gangnam Style.
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- There it is.
- Yes!
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- Yeah,
- I am just so happy
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that you found a job
that is so rewarding.
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Well, I love my job, too,
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but winter is a terrible time
for the food truck industry.
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I mean, business has been slower
than a WNBA fast break.
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Tell me about it. Winter is
terrible for the store industry.
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Store industry?
Is that what it's called?
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Oh, Penny. Yeah.
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Hey, Max. You think I could bum
a bowl of cereal?
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Haven't had a carb in
four years. Feeling nostalgic.
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Oh, I remember that crouton.
You named it Sonya.
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Oh!
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Wow!
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Cereal prizes
have gotten awesome.
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Okay, you know what?
The phone is mine.
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I was hiding it
in the cereal box
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'cause I can't stop
texting Jason,
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this new hunk of butter
than I'm seeing.
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- Pfft. I texted him, like, 11 times
last night. - How is that even possible?
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Well, first, I texted him to see
if he wanted to go see that
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new gay four tops cover band,
The Four Tops.
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- Not familiar.
- Then he texted me back,
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"I'm actually more of
a Smokey Robinson man,"
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to which I texted him back,
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"I second that emoticon,"
smiley face.
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Then I texted him, like,
nine times
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to make sure he got that joke.
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Maxima Herbert Blum,
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what if I were to tell you
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I knew a way for you
to stop texting Jason
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and regain all of the power
in your relationship?
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Well, Penny Aziz Hartz,
I'd tell you I'm intrigued.
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Then I'd tell
you to come to my home tonight,
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at 6:00 PM, sharp.
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Most likely because she has
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a dramatic speaking class
at 7:00,
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and it's too late to cancel.
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Ohh. Would not eat that cereal.
It came with the apartment.
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Ugh.
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Ohh. Oh!
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- Oh! Mm!
- Careful, baby girl.
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Ooh, would not drink that water.
Pipes are ravaged with tetanus.
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Hope you got your shot!
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Ugh! Mm!
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Ooh! That is not vodka!
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It's a water sample
I'm collecting
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in my lawsuit
against the building.
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Ugh! Ugh!
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Ahh. Idiot.
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Al, no!
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What?
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Oh. Right. The cereal.
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Ew!
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- I got it. It's fine.
- Hey, um...
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that's... toilet water.
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We're all good.
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Sync and corrections by n17t01
www.addic7ed.com
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- Good day for your boy Ethan, man.
- Yeah.
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He was a lordon the big boy slide.
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And he really seems
to have gotten a handle
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on that whole biting
other kids' mouths problem.
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Why does he do that?
I don't know. It's weird.
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- Yeah.
- Well, I'll see you guys tomorrow.
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- Take care.
- All right.
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Take care, Cody.
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Way to own
that ball pit today, Sarah.
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See you later,
menacing repo men.
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Wait.
What are you guys doing?
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No payments, no bubbles.
Sorry, babe.
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Did you just call me "babe"?
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Hey, Terry, um,
some repo guys said
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we haven't been making
our Bubblebot payments.
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Is everything okay?
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Brad, when my partner
Robert Huggs and I opened
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this place in early March 2010,
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the last thing
I ever thought would happen
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is that my partner Robert Huggs
would die in late March 2010.
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- Oh.
- He was a business mind. I was a dreamer.
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Right. Um...
so what, that...
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we're just a little behind
on our bills? Or...
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we're not gonna close
or anything?
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Right?
We're not gonna close.
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Brad, I can't say for certain if
we're gonna stay open or close,
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but I can say for sure
we're probably gonna close.
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Um...
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what?
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Did you run here?
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No. I took a cab.
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So... what's your secret
solution to my texting problem?
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Jason's got all the power
in your relationship,
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and if you want it back,
it's simple.
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You just need to not text him
until he texts you.
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I can't. I really,
really, really wanna text him.
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Everything I see
reminds me of him--
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a train going through a tunnel,
an oil rig exploding,
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two gay guys having sex.
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You are watching way too much
stock footage and gay porn,
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and I can't fix that,
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but I can fix
your power problem.
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Nochetussin.
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My mom got it from Mexico
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because it's discontinued
in the states
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and in Mexico,
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which is why the Mexicans
smuggle it from Nicaragua,
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where it's also illegal.
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It's made in Libya
in a neighborhood of Tripoli
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called "Little Mexico."
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"Warning-- good luck."
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Night's the toughest time
not to text, right?
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So you just
down a dose before dinner
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and sleep a tight 14.
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You can't text
while you're sleepin'!
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You smellin' what I'm passin'?
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No, Pen. Be a lady.
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Look, I'll even do it with you.
I used to do this all the time.
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Pete's off on a golf trip,
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and I don't want to bug him
about wedding details.
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I don't wanna seem needy.
I wanna seem powerful.
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Okay, Pen,
with all due respect,
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and I appreciate
you helping me,
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but I don't need
to knock myself clear out
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to avoid texting someone.
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Really? Because you're purposely
pocket texting him right now.
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All right, let's do this.
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Oh, my God!
Penny, get in here!
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It worked!
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Not only did I not text Jason--
he texted me!
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Of course it worked.
I got a text, too.
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Power officially regained.
High fives all around.
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- Nochetussin is genius!
- Yeah, it is!
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Oof!
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Ooh. I forgot to tell you about
the one side effect.
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One side of your body is
affected by temporary paralysis.
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Mm-hmm.
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Wow.
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I can't believe Chuckles & Huggs
might be closing.
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I know. What am I gonna do
without those kids?
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What are those kids gonna do
without that gym?
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Where's Terry gonna
store all his 9/11 research?
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This sucks.
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Dave's been playing
a lot of guitar lately.
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Some would say too much.
I would say too much.
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Just tryin' to release an EP
by End Of Winter.
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"End Of Winter" is
the name of his band.
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Just gotta find distribution
for the darn thing.
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"The Darn Thing"
is the name of their EP.
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Okay, I hate all of that.
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Brad, I know how
you can save the gym.
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What is your favorite movie?
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"High School High."
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Okay. What is
your second favorite movie?
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"Anaconda"!
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Ugh. _
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What is
your 23rd favorite movie?
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"Sister Act 2,
Back In The Habit"?
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- Yes!
- Yeah!
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Okay, so think about it.
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You can save Chuckles & Huggs
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the way Whoopi Goldberg saved
that Catholic school.
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Oh. Whoopi was so hot
in that movie.
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- So hot.
- Unh.
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- But you use your special skill...
- Right.
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- ...to save the gym.
- Wait.
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How am I supposed to give
14 consecutive orgasms
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to a brick building?
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Other skill.
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Oh! Right! Yeah.
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- Oh, business is my special skill.
- Yeah. Yeah!
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- Oh! Okay!
- One of 'em. One of 'em.
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- Yeah, I got it. I got it. Okay.
- Yeah.
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- I'm gonna do it!
- Mm!
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I'm gonna totally save
Chuckles & Huggs!
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Hold up.
That's not the right vibe.
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Oh. My bad.
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Ooh! That's the stuff.
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Yeah, it is!
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Okay, Terry, so I looked
through your books--
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which are actually
just young adult novels
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you've shoved receipts into--
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and technically speaking,
we're in some deep deuce.
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Hey, look at that.
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I did have snake insurance.
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Terry, this is just
the back of a jury summons
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that says, "'like a good
neighbor, snake farm is there'
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would be a great slogan
for a snake insurance company."
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Hey, great idea, Brad.
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Okay. Look...
your first problem is,
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we're only scheduling
one birthday party a day
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when we could easily
schedule six.
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Great. Six what?
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Six parties, bro.
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And check this out. Your food
budget is through the roof, man.
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You order ten pizzas a day.
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Oh, that's a typo.
That should say 100.
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What?! 100 piz--
how many actually get eaten?
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Well, usually about ten.
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Are you shrooming right now?
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No. Are you a cop?
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Forget it.
Look, I did some research,
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and it turns out other gyms have
all kinds of entertainment.
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And we should, too,
which is why I'm gonna round up
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- the ragtaggiest group of underdogs--
- The Traveling Wilburys?!
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No, Terry! How am I gonna get
The Traveling Wilburys?
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Two of 'em are dead!
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I'm talking about my friends,
damn it! It's my friends!
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Alex, how would you like
to come do arts and crafts
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with the kids
at Chuckles & Huggs?
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Oh, Brad, I'd love to
but I'm super busy right now.
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I have got
a serious cricket infestation
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I'm trying to deal with.
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- Oh.
- Who am I kidding? I'm in.
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David, how would you like
to come play music for the kids?
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Sure, bro, but I'm gonna play
my music, my way.
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♪ Alone in a box forever ♪
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♪ you're deceased,
you're deceased! ♪
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Okay, maybe you're not right
for this.
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No, no! No, no!
I'll play any music any way.
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What time's soundcheck?
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Don't tell me.
I wanna be surprised.
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- Jane.
- I'm in!
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Wha-- how did you know
what I was gonna say?
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So I talked to Alex.
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And I would do anything
to help my hot-ass Whoopi.
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I know what kids like.
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- Cookies, right?
- Yes.
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Perfect.
Then I will teach them
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how to access
their web browsing history.
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Or maybe anything else.
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Okay. All right.
All right. All right.
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I'll teach 'em how
to organize a militia.
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No.
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Immigration law,
intricacies of.
247
00:08:55,485 --> 00:08:57,459
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You keep working on that.
248
00:08:57,617 --> 00:09:00,423
Okay, I'll keep working on it.
Like that wasn't perfect.
249
00:09:00,533 --> 00:09:01,724
Okay.
250
00:09:03,625 --> 00:09:07,539
Ooh. "Ten must-haves
for a memorable wedding."
251
00:09:07,635 --> 00:09:09,753
Ohh.
I gotta text Pete!
252
00:09:09,850 --> 00:09:12,181
But I can't.
But I want to!
253
00:09:12,270 --> 00:09:13,384
But I can't.
254
00:09:13,487 --> 00:09:14,603
Can I?
255
00:09:15,124 --> 00:09:16,470
I haven't texted him
all damn day.
256
00:09:16,565 --> 00:09:18,514
How much power does a gal
actually need?
257
00:09:18,590 --> 00:09:19,780
Are you a lunatic?!
258
00:09:19,868 --> 00:09:21,218
- Where did you come from?
- What are you gonna do,
259
00:09:21,320 --> 00:09:23,173
text Pete and give him
all the power right back?
260
00:09:23,265 --> 00:09:25,389
I know. I messed up.
That was a close call.
261
00:09:25,478 --> 00:09:27,145
But I'm glad you're here.
Thank you.
262
00:09:27,257 --> 00:09:29,622
You're welcome.
What's going on with you?
263
00:09:29,706 --> 00:09:31,538
- I don't know, man.
- Weak. Spineless.
264
00:09:31,681 --> 00:09:32,933
- I know.
- Disgusting.
265
00:09:33,040 --> 00:09:34,433
Really grotesque.
266
00:09:34,520 --> 00:09:36,576
You know,
just a garbage dog full of--
267
00:09:36,685 --> 00:09:37,954
Now that I'm gettin'
fresh eyes on it,
268
00:09:38,086 --> 00:09:39,505
who's to say who can text whom
269
00:09:39,619 --> 00:09:42,850
and when they can text
that person and what about?
270
00:09:43,053 --> 00:09:44,543
What are you doing?! No!
271
00:09:44,633 --> 00:09:46,894
Did you not
just hear your own offensive rant?!
272
00:09:46,987 --> 00:09:48,535
Jason texted me "what up."
273
00:09:48,644 --> 00:09:51,948
He deserves to know what up!
274
00:09:52,071 --> 00:09:54,762
- How else is he gonna find out what up?!
- Max.
275
00:09:54,895 --> 00:09:57,615
Use your thick brain. Okay?
276
00:09:57,727 --> 00:10:00,582
Sure, we didn't text for a day.
Okay. We got some power.
277
00:10:00,685 --> 00:10:02,825
Pretty good. But you know what's
better than some power?
278
00:10:02,920 --> 00:10:05,781
- Oh, yeah. Black power.
- No. More power.
279
00:10:05,892 --> 00:10:09,068
Ah. And the more power
we have,
280
00:10:09,229 --> 00:10:11,460
then the more power...
281
00:10:12,063 --> 00:10:13,798
we'll have.
282
00:10:20,752 --> 00:10:22,407
What a great morning.
283
00:10:22,505 --> 00:10:25,031
Ahh, after another
successful text-free night.
284
00:10:25,143 --> 00:10:25,839
I feel amazing.
285
00:10:25,931 --> 00:10:27,653
I feel fresher than a Daisy...
286
00:10:27,777 --> 00:10:29,053
Fuentes. Joke.
287
00:10:29,177 --> 00:10:30,248
And no one's burned her
in a while.
288
00:10:30,355 --> 00:10:31,531
- Aw! Let's brunch out.
- Yeah.
289
00:10:32,684 --> 00:10:34,232
Uh, Penny?
290
00:10:34,367 --> 00:10:36,213
Why's it 4:00 AM?
291
00:10:36,748 --> 00:10:37,813
Yo, what's up?
292
00:10:37,908 --> 00:10:38,974
Oh, no.
293
00:10:39,083 --> 00:10:41,519
We must've built up a tolerance
to the Nochetussin.
294
00:10:41,631 --> 00:10:42,929
You know what we have to do,
right?
295
00:10:43,066 --> 00:10:45,013
Double the dose.
296
00:10:51,933 --> 00:10:54,656
♪ Love times love ♪
297
00:10:55,088 --> 00:10:57,939
♪ divided by love ♪
298
00:10:58,044 --> 00:11:02,818
♪ equals
love to the power of love ♪
299
00:11:02,922 --> 00:11:04,371
Boo!
300
00:11:04,444 --> 00:11:06,569
Guys, come on!
Those are all my songs.
301
00:11:06,663 --> 00:11:08,146
How could you not like
any of 'em?
302
00:11:08,290 --> 00:11:10,098
Because they're doody.
303
00:11:10,189 --> 00:11:12,325
- Ah. Real mature. Real mature.
- Yeah!
304
00:11:12,424 --> 00:11:14,430
You want doody?
You want doody?!
305
00:11:14,577 --> 00:11:15,927
I'll give you doody!
306
00:11:16,016 --> 00:11:17,313
♪ Doody ♪
307
00:11:17,609 --> 00:11:18,736
♪ doody, doody ♪
308
00:11:18,879 --> 00:11:20,046
♪ doody! ♪
309
00:11:20,144 --> 00:11:21,989
Yeah!
310
00:11:23,648 --> 00:11:25,055
♪ Doody ♪
311
00:11:25,536 --> 00:11:27,107
♪ doody, doody ♪
312
00:11:27,232 --> 00:11:28,103
♪ doody ♪
313
00:11:32,287 --> 00:11:34,506
Thank you,
pretty little princess.
314
00:11:34,606 --> 00:11:35,843
It's actually really good.
315
00:11:36,040 --> 00:11:37,816
I didn't realize kids could
do stuff.
316
00:11:39,159 --> 00:11:40,736
Wow, Brad.
317
00:11:40,972 --> 00:11:42,416
I haven't seen
this many people in here
318
00:11:42,525 --> 00:11:45,020
since the time I accidentally
checked in on Grindr.
319
00:11:45,127 --> 00:11:46,679
- You're awesome.
- Thanks.
320
00:11:46,798 --> 00:11:49,446
You remind me
of the late Robert Huggs.
321
00:11:49,585 --> 00:11:52,583
Minus the scars from the
botched "face/off" surgery.
322
00:11:52,683 --> 00:11:54,138
Uh, thanks.
323
00:11:55,682 --> 00:11:57,736
Uh, babe,
where are all the kids?
324
00:11:57,837 --> 00:11:58,794
I don't know.
325
00:11:58,900 --> 00:12:00,460
I don't understand why
they didn't want to watch
326
00:12:00,567 --> 00:12:03,714
a riveting documentary
about natural gas extraction.
327
00:12:03,809 --> 00:12:05,390
- Riveting?
- Yeah.
328
00:12:05,486 --> 00:12:08,751
Well, why not try something
a little more on their level?
329
00:12:08,861 --> 00:12:10,613
- Oh!
- Yeah.
330
00:12:10,723 --> 00:12:12,571
Like, what did I like
when I was a kid?
331
00:12:12,660 --> 00:12:14,255
- Yeah.
- Writing love letters
332
00:12:14,356 --> 00:12:16,797
to my childhood crush
Boris Yeltsin!
333
00:12:16,898 --> 00:12:18,498
- No.
- Oh. No.
334
00:12:21,221 --> 00:12:24,137
So I finished my fourth encore
of "The Doody Song,"
335
00:12:24,256 --> 00:12:25,513
and it's pandemonium!
336
00:12:25,609 --> 00:12:26,986
I mean, I get so caught up
in the moment,
337
00:12:27,102 --> 00:12:28,582
I smash my guitar!
338
00:12:28,741 --> 00:12:31,659
Regretted immediately. Had to
drop three bills on a new axe.
339
00:12:31,799 --> 00:12:34,218
So, yeah,
pretty epic afternoon.
340
00:12:34,334 --> 00:12:37,401
- Wow. - God, it feels so good
to have an audience again.
341
00:12:37,511 --> 00:12:39,040
I mean, that rush!
That energy!
342
00:12:39,139 --> 00:12:41,261
A kid threw a diaper
up on the stage.
343
00:12:41,372 --> 00:12:42,876
- Gross, Dave.
- Oh, come on.
344
00:12:42,983 --> 00:12:44,783
Jealous called.
They want "much" back
345
00:12:44,891 --> 00:12:46,829
so they can form
the following sentence--
346
00:12:46,994 --> 00:12:48,118
jealous much?
347
00:12:48,238 --> 00:12:49,106
Not great.
348
00:12:49,224 --> 00:12:50,665
It's pretty good.
349
00:12:50,766 --> 00:12:52,193
Gotta get to my gig.
350
00:12:52,298 --> 00:12:53,657
Bye.
351
00:12:54,821 --> 00:12:57,513
Uh, customer or do you need change
for the meter?
352
00:12:57,600 --> 00:12:59,309
No. I love your store.
353
00:12:59,433 --> 00:13:01,306
Oh, well, then come see
the new winter fashions.
354
00:13:01,422 --> 00:13:03,434
And don't worry. We have
all the in between sizes.
355
00:13:03,551 --> 00:13:06,980
Triple medium, small big,
and horse jockey large.
356
00:13:07,083 --> 00:13:09,600
Oh, you know, my cousin is
a jockey, but he's a medium.
357
00:13:09,702 --> 00:13:11,234
You know, but I do love
your bracelet.
358
00:13:11,340 --> 00:13:13,280
Oh! Actually, we don't carry
this in the store.
359
00:13:13,394 --> 00:13:14,603
Oh, that's too bad.
360
00:13:14,702 --> 00:13:16,457
You know, I saw a similar one
selling down the street
361
00:13:16,563 --> 00:13:18,727
for, like, 150,
but they were all sold out.
362
00:13:18,831 --> 00:13:20,454
Whoa. For 150,
I'll sell you this one.
363
00:13:20,548 --> 00:13:21,374
Oh, great!
364
00:13:21,461 --> 00:13:23,685
Okay, I think I have
$150 in cash on me.
365
00:13:23,813 --> 00:13:26,450
Oh, you meant $150.
366
00:13:26,597 --> 00:13:28,504
Damn!
367
00:13:31,977 --> 00:13:33,057
Uh!
368
00:13:33,665 --> 00:13:34,588
Ooh.
369
00:13:34,772 --> 00:13:36,226
I gotta tell ya...
370
00:13:36,695 --> 00:13:38,439
that was
the best 29 hours of sleep
371
00:13:38,556 --> 00:13:39,496
I've ever gotten.
372
00:13:39,580 --> 00:13:41,554
And if you remember correctly,
I was once in a coma.
373
00:13:41,695 --> 00:13:42,982
This is the life.
374
00:13:43,289 --> 00:13:45,203
We feel terrific.
375
00:13:45,308 --> 00:13:47,574
We look even better
than we feel,
376
00:13:47,678 --> 00:13:50,438
which, as you'll remember,
is terrific.
377
00:13:50,572 --> 00:13:52,580
How did we not know
power was amazing?
378
00:13:52,701 --> 00:13:54,585
Kanye wrote a song about it.
379
00:13:54,698 --> 00:13:57,055
Emily and Merrill Boothe
named their son after it.
380
00:13:58,058 --> 00:14:00,328
Powers Boothe. Are you not
watching "Nashville"?
381
00:14:00,423 --> 00:14:02,055
- Mnh-mnh.
- Get on it.
382
00:14:02,158 --> 00:14:03,686
Look at this text from Pete.
383
00:14:03,922 --> 00:14:06,079
"Penny, why aren't you
responding? Are you okay?
384
00:14:06,199 --> 00:14:07,938
I'm genuinely concerned
about you."
385
00:14:09,376 --> 00:14:11,494
Pathetic! Pete, are you
genuinely concerned
386
00:14:11,599 --> 00:14:13,062
about how much power I have
over you?
387
00:14:13,172 --> 00:14:15,083
'Cause you should be.
388
00:14:17,660 --> 00:14:19,770
Well, I'm bushed.
I think I'm gonna turn in.
389
00:14:19,858 --> 00:14:21,283
Yeah, mama's pyooped!
390
00:14:21,360 --> 00:14:23,067
Just gonna grab a quick pull
391
00:14:23,194 --> 00:14:25,275
- off the old sweet green sleep juice.
- Mm-hmm.
392
00:14:27,842 --> 00:14:29,089
Okay.
393
00:14:29,187 --> 00:14:30,656
Nothing to freak out about.
394
00:14:30,901 --> 00:14:32,348
We just need to get some more
of that stuff right now.
395
00:14:32,435 --> 00:14:34,128
- Immediately right now.
- I can't get any more.
396
00:14:34,226 --> 00:14:35,309
What do you mean
you can't get any more?
397
00:14:35,392 --> 00:14:36,627
There's not enough
for both of us.
398
00:14:36,790 --> 00:14:38,140
Oh, God!
399
00:14:40,999 --> 00:14:41,860
Aah!
400
00:14:42,755 --> 00:14:43,644
Aah!
401
00:14:44,058 --> 00:14:45,999
Aah!
402
00:14:49,821 --> 00:14:51,349
♪ Doody ♪
403
00:14:51,862 --> 00:14:52,929
♪ doody ♪
404
00:14:53,018 --> 00:14:54,448
♪ doo ♪
405
00:14:56,270 --> 00:14:57,365
♪ doody ♪
406
00:14:57,822 --> 00:14:59,103
♪ doody ♪
407
00:14:59,636 --> 00:15:03,704
♪ doody, doody, doody ♪
408
00:15:03,889 --> 00:15:04,992
♪ doody ♪
409
00:15:05,256 --> 00:15:06,399
♪ doody ♪
410
00:15:06,840 --> 00:15:11,219
♪ doody, doody, doody,
doody doo ♪
411
00:15:11,347 --> 00:15:12,651
♪ doody-doody ♪
412
00:15:12,833 --> 00:15:14,281
♪ doody-doody ♪
413
00:15:14,398 --> 00:15:17,820
♪ doody, doody, doody ♪
414
00:15:18,974 --> 00:15:20,748
♪ doody ♪
415
00:15:20,938 --> 00:15:22,713
♪ doody ♪
416
00:15:22,855 --> 00:15:24,417
♪ doody ♪
417
00:15:24,563 --> 00:15:26,988
♪ doody ♪
418
00:15:27,086 --> 00:15:29,787
- Again! Again! Again!
- Okay!
419
00:15:29,887 --> 00:15:31,701
Well, kids love Doody.
420
00:15:31,825 --> 00:15:34,314
Brad--
may I call you Brad?
421
00:15:34,453 --> 00:15:36,285
It's better than yesterday
when you called me Reggie.
422
00:15:36,406 --> 00:15:37,854
Thanks for everything.
423
00:15:37,908 --> 00:15:40,261
I know Robert Huggs is
looking down on us, smiling.
424
00:15:40,392 --> 00:15:41,685
Literally.
He's buried on the roof.
425
00:15:41,773 --> 00:15:43,523
Face down with a smile
on his face.
426
00:15:43,644 --> 00:15:45,820
Well, technically,
it's someone else's face.
427
00:15:49,569 --> 00:15:50,668
Wow, man.
428
00:15:50,816 --> 00:15:53,173
- Very impressive job you've done here.
- Aw, thanks, man.
429
00:15:53,272 --> 00:15:54,947
Oh, Terry told me you used
to work in finance?
430
00:15:55,058 --> 00:15:56,205
Terry says a lot of things.
431
00:15:56,315 --> 00:15:58,625
Yesterday, he told me he's
concerned he may be immortal.
432
00:15:58,712 --> 00:16:00,110
- That concerning.
- Yes.
433
00:16:00,205 --> 00:16:02,321
But, uh, yeah,
I did work in finance.
434
00:16:02,416 --> 00:16:04,388
- Well, I'm actually a partner
at Zimmet Financial... - Oh.
435
00:16:04,480 --> 00:16:05,590
...and we checked up on you,
436
00:16:05,704 --> 00:16:07,007
and I think you'd be
a great fit.
437
00:16:07,143 --> 00:16:09,105
Would you ever consider
coming to work for us?
438
00:16:09,232 --> 00:16:11,153
Uh... wow.
439
00:16:11,247 --> 00:16:12,824
- Um, I--
- Think about it.
440
00:16:12,928 --> 00:16:14,121
All right.
441
00:16:15,735 --> 00:16:17,366
Nope. Turning around.
442
00:16:17,460 --> 00:16:18,618
Out we go.
443
00:16:21,379 --> 00:16:24,472
So listen, guys. Out of nowhere,
I got offered a job today.
444
00:16:24,569 --> 00:16:26,428
What? No.
You can't leave the gym.
445
00:16:26,527 --> 00:16:29,086
I have a huge order to fill.
I need 500 units by end of we--
446
00:16:29,203 --> 00:16:32,067
I mean, you love kids.
447
00:16:32,164 --> 00:16:34,599
- What? - And I gotta prove that
I'm not a one-hit wonder.
448
00:16:34,696 --> 00:16:36,787
I know I've got more
than just Doody in me.
449
00:16:36,893 --> 00:16:40,376
And I really wanna find a way
to relate to those little, um...
450
00:16:40,455 --> 00:16:41,425
- Kids?
- Yep.
451
00:16:41,527 --> 00:16:42,699
Real helpful, guys.
452
00:16:42,844 --> 00:16:43,849
Thanks.
453
00:16:44,099 --> 00:16:45,118
You know what?
454
00:16:45,204 --> 00:16:47,707
I think I need to go
to my thinking spot.
455
00:16:52,279 --> 00:16:53,237
This part of the condominium
456
00:16:53,336 --> 00:16:55,042
just really helps me
clear my head.
457
00:16:59,903 --> 00:17:02,333
Hello, Max.
Thank you for coming.
458
00:17:02,448 --> 00:17:05,087
I have something very important
to discuss with you.
459
00:17:05,200 --> 00:17:07,426
Please, um, have a seat.
460
00:17:08,682 --> 00:17:11,079
Hello, Penny.
Thank you for coming.
461
00:17:11,183 --> 00:17:14,303
- I live here. - I have something
very important to discuss with you.
462
00:17:14,556 --> 00:17:15,931
Can you stand up for a second?
463
00:17:16,004 --> 00:17:18,116
- What?
- Can you stand up for a second?
464
00:17:18,779 --> 00:17:21,102
Please, have a seat.
465
00:17:27,670 --> 00:17:28,888
"Max Blum,
466
00:17:29,050 --> 00:17:31,949
I called you here today
because I want you to know..."
467
00:17:32,050 --> 00:17:34,273
"your behavior has affected me
468
00:17:34,391 --> 00:17:35,897
in the following way."
469
00:17:36,008 --> 00:17:36,888
- "You always--"
- "Penny Hartz,
470
00:17:37,024 --> 00:17:39,469
I called you here today
because I want you to know..."
471
00:17:39,603 --> 00:17:41,762
"your, uh,
your behavior has affect--"
472
00:17:41,863 --> 00:17:43,865
- What are you doing? - What are you
doing? I'm interventioning you.
473
00:17:43,958 --> 00:17:45,724
No, that's impossible, because
I'm interventioning you.
474
00:17:46,962 --> 00:17:48,716
"You've disappointed me
in the following ways, dad!"
475
00:17:48,799 --> 00:17:50,574
- Wait. Did you say "dad"?
- You said "dad," too.
476
00:17:50,709 --> 00:17:53,035
Did you get your intervention
from interventiontemplates.com?
477
00:17:53,157 --> 00:17:56,662
- Yeah.
- What are we doing?
478
00:17:56,774 --> 00:17:58,211
We're being
a couple world-class idiots.
479
00:17:58,310 --> 00:17:59,828
Agreed.
480
00:17:59,940 --> 00:18:01,585
I mean...
you know what?
481
00:18:01,686 --> 00:18:03,342
Since I've been up
for three consecutive hours,
482
00:18:03,447 --> 00:18:06,294
I'm starting to think my
power theory was a little wack.
483
00:18:06,392 --> 00:18:08,444
Yeah, and that
Mexican sleeping juice?
484
00:18:08,534 --> 00:18:11,990
Pfft. It has done a number on
the old central nervous system.
485
00:18:12,098 --> 00:18:13,512
Check this out.
486
00:18:13,916 --> 00:18:15,719
- Nothin'.
- It's not on.
487
00:18:15,823 --> 00:18:16,767
That's another thing.
488
00:18:16,876 --> 00:18:18,886
I can't tell when stuff is
on or off anymore.
489
00:18:18,978 --> 00:18:20,132
Welp...
490
00:18:20,211 --> 00:18:21,617
at least we only hurt
ourselves.
491
00:18:23,277 --> 00:18:24,122
Hey, Pete!
492
00:18:24,224 --> 00:18:25,463
Thank God you're okay.
I was so worried.
493
00:18:25,559 --> 00:18:26,807
You didn't answer
any of my texts,
494
00:18:26,940 --> 00:18:28,328
so I canceled
the rest of my trip,
495
00:18:28,428 --> 00:18:29,813
and I came home
as soon as I could.
496
00:18:29,900 --> 00:18:31,533
I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
497
00:18:31,627 --> 00:18:32,873
We were doing
this whole power thing.
498
00:18:32,977 --> 00:18:34,948
And it's so stupid.
It just-- it got out of hand.
499
00:18:35,050 --> 00:18:38,013
And honestly, I'm so sorry.
I'm so stupid.
500
00:18:43,078 --> 00:18:44,946
Everybody, everyone,
501
00:18:45,062 --> 00:18:46,356
hey, listen up.
502
00:18:46,449 --> 00:18:49,954
So here's the deal.
I got offered a great job.
503
00:18:50,044 --> 00:18:52,559
But I love it here so much,
and you all mean so much to me,
504
00:18:52,677 --> 00:18:55,901
so I decided to turn it down
and stay here with you guys.
505
00:18:56,190 --> 00:18:59,645
Really? In this economy?
You gotta think long term, bro.
506
00:18:59,740 --> 00:19:01,191
- Um...
- Yeah.
507
00:19:01,319 --> 00:19:02,537
You gotta make that skrillah
508
00:19:02,628 --> 00:19:04,705
if you're gonna hang on
to this vanilla.
509
00:19:04,803 --> 00:19:05,568
Yeah.
510
00:19:05,654 --> 00:19:06,794
Inappropriate, but thank you.
511
00:19:07,041 --> 00:19:09,664
Brad, you love business stuff.
512
00:19:09,772 --> 00:19:11,966
I mean, look at how much fun you
had turning this place around.
513
00:19:12,169 --> 00:19:13,427
Yeah.
514
00:19:13,530 --> 00:19:15,412
I mean, Whoopi was great
at mixing it up
515
00:19:15,526 --> 00:19:17,732
with those very troubled
inner city Catholics,
516
00:19:17,898 --> 00:19:20,981
but she was still
a Vegas lounge singer at heart.
517
00:19:21,272 --> 00:19:23,365
And you're a businessman
at heart.
518
00:19:23,960 --> 00:19:25,808
I do love business.
519
00:19:25,979 --> 00:19:27,174
I like taking care of it,
520
00:19:27,263 --> 00:19:28,644
I love gettin' down to it.
521
00:19:28,731 --> 00:19:29,796
I love minding my own.
522
00:19:29,881 --> 00:19:31,615
Love it as usual
or mixing it with pleasure.
523
00:19:31,743 --> 00:19:34,852
Yeah, you're right.
I'm gonna take that job.
524
00:19:34,954 --> 00:19:38,361
I'm gonna take it.
You gonna be okay, Terry?
525
00:19:38,448 --> 00:19:39,962
Oh, we gon' be fine, Reggie.
526
00:19:40,059 --> 00:19:40,937
I'll keep the gym running
527
00:19:41,032 --> 00:19:42,686
using all the business knowledge
you taught me,
528
00:19:42,804 --> 00:19:45,185
and that $2.5 million
I inherited
529
00:19:45,285 --> 00:19:47,651
when my Aunt Doris was crushed
by that satellite.
530
00:19:47,777 --> 00:19:49,794
- Right.
- Mm, yeah.
531
00:19:49,902 --> 00:19:51,374
I'm gonna miss you,
Terrence Chuckles.
532
00:19:52,410 --> 00:19:54,066
- Hey!
- Aw!
533
00:19:56,844 --> 00:19:58,231
Congrats, dude.
534
00:19:58,358 --> 00:20:00,495
Looks like we both made it.
Proud of you, man.
535
00:20:01,749 --> 00:20:03,187
I'm proud of you, too.
536
00:20:03,287 --> 00:20:05,284
I just wish I could've
found my thing.
537
00:20:05,383 --> 00:20:07,985
You know, like you guys did
with the... little guys.
538
00:20:08,113 --> 00:20:09,686
- Kids?
- Yes. Them, too.
539
00:20:09,816 --> 00:20:11,360
Well...
if there's two things
540
00:20:11,462 --> 00:20:13,109
I've learned working
at Chuckles & Huggs,
541
00:20:13,217 --> 00:20:14,254
it's never use the bathroom
542
00:20:14,360 --> 00:20:15,887
after Terry's
been in there cookin'...
543
00:20:16,059 --> 00:20:18,487
- Ah. - ...and all kids lovesquish mountain.
544
00:20:18,582 --> 00:20:19,727
What is squish mountain?
545
00:20:19,818 --> 00:20:21,511
Squish mountain!
546
00:20:24,028 --> 00:20:25,455
Aah! Oh!
547
00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:28,019
Oh, my God!
I found what I'm good at!
548
00:20:28,113 --> 00:20:31,313
Squish mountain!
This is so rewarding!
549
00:20:31,487 --> 00:20:33,913
♪ Squish mountain, yeah! ♪
550
00:20:42,149 --> 00:20:43,410
I need to go pee!
551
00:20:43,503 --> 00:20:45,970
But you just went to
the bathroom five hours ago,
552
00:20:46,065 --> 00:20:47,990
and I know I haven't given you
any water since then.
553
00:20:48,196 --> 00:20:49,615
Hey, Al.
554
00:20:50,029 --> 00:20:51,192
Whatcha doin'?
555
00:20:51,295 --> 00:20:52,937
Runnin' a real tight ship.
556
00:20:53,051 --> 00:20:54,919
Gonna have a thousand units
by EOD Monday.
557
00:20:55,026 --> 00:20:56,126
Do you know what the margin is
on these things?
558
00:20:56,238 --> 00:20:59,025
We are talking pure profit!
559
00:20:59,143 --> 00:21:01,217
Oh, my God! I'm running
a child labor run, aren't I?
560
00:21:01,287 --> 00:21:03,562
- Yes!
- Absolutely, yeah.
561
00:21:04,153 --> 00:21:06,022
Okay. Okay, guys.
Come on, let's go!
562
00:21:06,121 --> 00:21:08,666
Let's go! Let's go and play!
563
00:21:08,966 --> 00:21:10,574
Whooo!
Come on!
564
00:21:10,656 --> 00:21:12,291
It was just a game,
wasn't it fun?
565
00:21:12,422 --> 00:21:16,369
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