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Hey, what's going on?

Just, you know, feeding your fish.

Oh, really? Yeah.

You got them and you don't take care of them. They're your fish, too. Those are

your brothers and sisters in there.

I did not ask for fish.

And just because your fish keeps swimming doesn't mean these do.

What did you say?

Help. Why are you starting off? What did you say? I didn't say anything.

What are you doing?

I'm waiting for them to attack.

That one's an asshole, just like you.

Oh, my God.

We're starting this early, really?

Yeah, why not?

Jesus.

All right, so let's be, I got to be, look, listen to me. Before we start

cabinets, you're supposed to be cleaning that tank out. You're not supposed to

be feeding the fish.

Um, well, like, I don't want, you want me to clean it?

You're supposed to clean the tank out. We talked about this. That's not my job.

It's your job. You brought the fucking fish home.

You don't do anything around here. We talked about this already. I showed you

how to do it. I told you like ten times.

You don't do anything. You're always on your fucking phone.

Oh, yeah. I just pay for everything in the house and your hair and everything

else you got on.

Well, what am I supposed to fucking clean it with? What do you even have? It

looks clean to me. I told you. The cabinet underneath the fish tank,

siphon.

This is a siphon?

Yes, and there's a bucket on the back porch, and you get the bucket.

What do I look like to you?

What are you, acting like Cinderella now? What do you think this is?

I don't want to get my hands dirty. I just got my nails done.

This is disgusting.

This doesn't even look right. This looks disgusting.

You still haven't fucking done the dishes? I put them in the dishwasher.

like the same thing. It's been three days.

So? They're going to get clean. Maybe we didn't eat so much. Now we have to wash

the dishes. Oh, and you don't eat?

Yeah, I do.

That's how I stay so pretty.

This is gross.

You don't do anything around here, man.

Thank God. I shouldn't have. Have you even smelled that to see if it's clean?

So you're just going to put dirty

dishes back?

Yeah. You're going to rewash them and then put them back in the dishwasher?

What is wrong with you? Your fucking hormones are out of control.

What is wrong with you?

We agreed. We talked about this. How are you going to get paid for anything

around here if you're not fucking working or doing shit?

No, she's not going to give you any more money unless you start fucking doing

shit around here because you can't live with us if you're not going to do

anything.

Because it's almost that age.

You're not going to kick me out.

Whatever.

We're going to have to do some form of discipline or something because you

just stomp around here just doing whatever the fuck you want and not doing

anything. I do get to do what I want.

No, you don't.

And the dishes will wash themselves. It's fine.

Don't you have someone for that?

Isn't she only with you for your money anyway?

Don't you, like, have a maid that could do all of this?

Yeah, you.

That's not what it is. Why would I hire a maid when I have you that sits here

and stares at your phone and stays on social media all day? That is my job.

I have to do that.

Oh, yeah, it's your job. I'm trying to keep up followers, okay? I'm at, like,

.7K right now. Like, you could never even imagine.

Fuck. I'm not doing this. For what? Why would you have that many followers for

stupid -ass videos? Because people actually like... Unlike me. Unlike you.

Yeah, well.

I don't have to have a nice job to get a wife. You know what I think? Turn

around. You know what I think? I think it's time that we have some kind of

discipline going on. You're wearing these short shorts around here, which I

you a million times not to wear, didn't I?

Well, maybe if you weren't looking at them.

Well, I mean, you're half naked, so how could I not notice?

That's your problem. It's not my problem.

No, it's your problem, too, because I'm about to.

What? We're about to go back. What? We're about to go old school.

Oh, are you going to thank me?

I am, actually.

Oh, are you going to get a ruler, too?

Shut up. Are you serious?

Shut up.

I'm not 12.

Yeah, I think I'm... Don't get over it.

You want to keep talking shit? Oh, so is this supposed to be like corporal

punishment? Like, oh my god, ow!

I'm totally going to do the dishes now.

You're totally not going to get paid anymore unless you shut the fuck up.

Whatever.

Where's your mom at anyways?

I don't fucking know. I'll show you how this went down when I was your age. Oh,

yeah? Yeah.

Something like this.

Ow. Oh, my God.

It hurt so much.

I'm sure you can hit harder than that.

I'm not trying to leave marks on you for your mom.

No, this is, you know, because I know you'll be walking around here naked in

front of her. Yeah, you seem to like it.

You seem to like it, too.

You're not resisting very much, are you? No, no, no. You're kind of posed there.

Whatever.

Are you done yet?

No, I'm not. Take them off.

Take them off?

Take them off. You really want me to take my pants off? Yeah.

I'm not joking. I told you. We're going to start, like, you're not going to

church. You're not doing anything you're supposed to be doing. We're going to

start doing some real discipline around here.

Exactly. Okay, is that enough?

A little bit more. A little bit more. How about just like that?

Like this?

Yep.

Ow. Oh, my God. I'm totally going to wash the dishes. You're probably going

behave after this for sure. I am totally going to behave.

Are you done yet?

Not until you really say you do or don't like this. Do or don't what?

Like it?

It could be better. It could be a little better.

I haven't smacked you in a long time.

Yeah, since I was like 10.

It used to work. Because I'm not scared of you anymore.

You seem to be having

Okay, there.

You're a little too excited.

I'm not getting excited.

I'm making sure you're straightened out.

I'm a little bent over right now.

I see that.

Okay.

Someone's excited.

You don't want that kind of discipline.

Oh, really? I think I can handle it. Probably not that one.

I don't ever hear mom scream, so.

You ever going to stop talking shit? Do you ever just be nice? Or are you just

constantly just bitching? Well, I'm nice to people other than you.

You're the best stepdad that ever lived.

Maybe there's other ways to motivate you. Oh, yeah?

Yeah, maybe. I don't know. It seems like you get furious when I say thank you.

But when I flirt with you a little bit, you seem a little happier. It's like a

magic button.

I feel that.

Can you imagine if your mom walked in right now?

Oh, my gosh. What kind of weird shit are y 'all doing?

Yeah, but when she goes out, she can go back for like five hours.

I saw you in there peeking at me in the shower the other day. You even got me

full. A little horny teenager.

I know what you're talking about.

I just needed to grab mascara and I'm the news mom. Bullshit. I looked out of

the window. You thought I was fucking washing my hair, but I was watching.

You're just staring.

Oh, well, obviously you were staring too.

I'm not even taking a shower. You're just looking at me. I'll cure you.

Thank God. Nothing I have.

All right, you can pull them up.

Finally. Yeah.

Hopefully that motivated you a little bit to start, like, getting something

around here.

Maybe. I'm trying the old school method, because obviously communicating

verbally is not working.

Money tends to motivate a little bit, but I don't want you to be solely

dependent on people for money, so I figured I'd try a little physical

like back in the day.

Oh, yeah.

Is that all you had in mind?

Because I don't think that really did the trick. You might have to do a little

more if you actually want to get through to me.

Yeah? You didn't like that?

The part.

You liked it. See, I knew you did. Don't fucking front.

I've had better.

You're like old guys looking at your fucking asshole, don't you?

Huh?

There's a little fucking perv.

I'm trying to do a little discipline and then you try to act like a little slut.

What do you have on underneath this anyway?

Nothing. Let me see.

See? Nothing.

I'm going to put that back down.

I'm just always doing something super slutty.

Well, you know what I do on the weekends.

Away from you guys.

I feel like this is what's going to happen.

So, I guess, since you're being cool and not being too prude around here, maybe

we skip these dishes.

Fucking skip cleaning that fish tank. I don't give a fuck. Oh, yeah?

Yeah, we could. So what's the change of heart? Now I don't have to do anything?

I kind of want to look at your ass.

Yeah. Mm -hmm. I know your generation, you would much rather have your stepdad

looking at your ass, groping you, than cleaning that tank or washing dishes,

right? I'd probably be quicker anyway.

Well, was it?

A little.

Huh? So I don't have to do them anymore?

No. What do you think we're talking about here?

Sleep. Yeah, so, but moving forward, same deal.

Fine. Because you know what? Because you want to know the truth.

I don't really give a fuck. It's not me.

Because I think you're kind of cute.

Oh. Because you're kind of developing now.

Oh. It's not me. It's your fucking mom hounding me to death at night about how

you don't do anything around here. It's not me. I'm telling you, it's your

fucking mom.

I don't give a fuck. That's funny.

She never says anything to me. I know, because she's afraid of you.

Makes sense.

Yeah, so I'm going to act. She doesn't want to argue with you, especially after

she works all day. So you're going to do the discipline? No, no, this is what

we're going to do.

We're going to act like you got disciplined today, which you did.

Technically, it just doesn't work because you're rebellious and insane and

probably having perverted thoughts.

We're going to talk to her, and we're going to act like you got... Are you

to say yes, or are you going to just keep getting a smart ass?

Yes. All right, cool. So we're going to act like you got in trouble today.

Okay. And what we're going to do is...

is we're going to tell her that you cleaned the tank, and we're going to do

dishes together, and we'll knock it out twice as fast.

I still have to get my hands wet.

You don't have to do shit. We'll just chill together.

Cool? You can catch me up on cute boys and first base and the birds and the

bees.

I don't need boys my age.

But if we knock it out together, we knock it out before she gets home, that

you don't have to do it by yourself.

The fish tank, I can cover you on that.

Okay, deal. I'll be like... She was cool.

Maybe next time we could work something. Oh, yeah.

We could do a little more hardcore discipline for a brat like you,

you out. Oh, yeah. I don't think you could straighten me out.

I think we already did.

We already agreed.

We've already negotiated.

Um, yeah, because I'm not going to have to do shit.

Are you kidding me? It's already done.

All right, so what I need you to do, your mom might, she does come in early.

I need you to go put something less promiscuous on. I promised her. I told

that you would stop dressing so promiscuous, especially in the house. I

she's getting a little sketched about me and you.

She said something. She's like, why is she wearing those short shorts around

you? It's your stepdaughter. It's not your real daughter.

Okay. Well, I guess I'll change then.

I mean, can you imagine if she walks in here and you're bent over washing dishes

with me wearing that?

Look at it from her perspective.

I mean,

Alright, so please just go put something else on.

And we'll finish this quick.

Well, look who it is.

Hi. What are you up to?

I'm supposed to go out, but... With who?

I told you if you go out, you need to tell me who you're going out with.

It doesn't matter.

Where are you going?

What? I like this. I like this look.

You can't reveal anything. That way... Exactly. That's how you need to look.

Don't fucking say that. Shut up.

I don't want to intuit PMI.

Look, we talked about this.

When you're going out, you need to tell me who you're going out with and where

you're going if you're living here. You're not my keeper.

Yes, I am. You know what? I like the way you're dressed right now because nobody

can see you.

You like the way I'm dressed right now? I look like mom.

I don't have to get a little jealous or anything thinking about you out there

with these stupid boys.

Oh, jealous, huh?

A little bit. I get jealous.

I mean, you live under my roof.

What are you doing anyway?

I was going to work, but you interrupted me. So now I'm trying to catch up on

what my rebellious stepdaughter is up to. I'm sorry for interrupting your

precious work.

Whatever. Jesus.

So who is that that canceled on you?

Trevor. Who in the fuck is Trevor?

Just some guy in that.

That is the douchiest name I've ever heard.

You know one of my fish names is Trevor. You know that, right?

I named one of them a fish, Trevor. You should be like my stepdad has a fish

named Trevor.

Oh, yeah?

Yeah. Yeah, I should.

I should just tell him I'm just going to hang out with my stepdad.

Don't say that.

He doesn't know your mom, does he?

Can you imagine if he... He's probably like my mom's age, to be honest.

Okie dokie.

Oh, I guess my work's interrupted.

Not if you're wearing that.

Hang out with you.

That outfit's dorky as fuck.

I know.

This is you guys' fault. I'm doing this for you. I know, but you can dress

normal around me. You just can't dress normal outside this house.

Oh, my God. But the whole point of our conversation was that I couldn't dress

like that around you. Yeah, but how can I discipline you if you don't dress like

that? Exactly.

Anyway, so what are we going to do?

I don't know. You want to play cards?

Sure.

Sounds fun. You want to watch race cars?

I guess.

Want to go help me in the garden?

I don't want to get my nails dirty.

No?

I could just hang out.

What do you typically do when you hang out with people?

Will you please take that terrible jacket off?

I mean, Trevor probably would have been like, what the... No, you would have

taken it off as soon as you walked out of the door. And that skirt, you

would have rolled up, wouldn't you?

I have something under.

You do?

No.

But it was going to come off anyway. You're going out there with nothing?

Yeah. Tell me.

I don't even have panties on.

Let me see.

You were serious? What the fuck is wrong with you, dude?

Easy access for the boys, I guess. Yeah, if you're going to be... You're a brat.

You've got to do it right.

Wow.

But I guess it doesn't matter anyway because they just cancel on you. So you

were trying to watch movies or what? What are you trying to do?

Yeah.

Where's the remote?

Maybe you're sitting on it.

Maybe I'm not.

I don't know where it is.

Maybe it's in there.

There you go. I should put your head right there.

Yeah, maybe it's down there.

Just relax. Put your head right here. Just relax.

You're stressed out, huh?

Yeah.

What kind of idiot would cancel on you?

I don't know. A dumb one.

Huh?

A dumb one.

Sounds dumb.

Yeah, whatever.

His loss.

Big time.

I mean, I don't really like him anyway. I have my own intentions, but whatever.

Fuck it.

What were you going to do? Were you talking about being on your knees or

something? Mm -hmm.

Yeah, there's too many annoying guys at school, so I can't, you know.

College dudes are just like... So I go for the professors.

Shut up.

You swear at one man.

I don't know, am I?

I'm so excited, though.

Like, you'd want me to.

I just cannot.

Is Mom not giving you enough attention lately?

No? Well,

there's something we could do.

I mean, I think I found the remote.

Oh, maybe.

Maybe I hid it in my pants, huh?

Should I check?

Nope, not yet.

Well then.

Am I boring?

Sometimes. So what we'll have to do, just in case your mom walks in, you

probably get right there on your knees.

So we can act like we're doing something if she walks in. You sure about this?

I mean, I've got nothing better to do.

Oh no.

Alright, keep it a secret.

You've done this before, huh?

Whoops, I'm going to make a mess.

Daddy's going to take a seat.

Get comfortable.

I like that.

You have two handfuls.

It's a lot bigger than I thought it was going to be.

This is the only time I let you tell me what to do.

It's so wet.

Oh, good girl.

Fuck yeah, just like that.

I'm sorry you serviced Daddy.

You servicing that cock?

I'm better than Mom can.

Keep doing that.

Here we go.

Oh my god, look at all...

or anything like that.

What?

What the fuck?

Yeah, of course.

We weren't doing anything.

Hey, what's up? Hey.

Why are you dressed like that?

Huh? Well, you're always telling me I need to clean.

Oh, no. So I figured I would dress the part.

No more of this. I can't look at this. Stop.

Are you saying you don't want it? I'm not saying that. I'm just saying, like,

are you sure you should be... Where'd you get this from?

I ordered it.

You did that because of the spankings the other day.

Mm -hmm.

What's up with this Trevor guy? Why are you coming fucking with me?

Trevor's boring.

Boring. What are you doing anyway?

Fucking restringing my guitar.

What are you up to? You better chill out.

Crazy. I just wanted to hang out.

Yeah, I see that.

Do you not like the outfit?

I could take it off.

I love the outfit, but... Your mom's... She's not here right now. She's on the

appointment. I know that.

be gone for at least three or four hours, but plenty of time.

What exactly?

Okay, well, let me put this guitar down.

So you wanted to push it a little further this time, huh?

I mean, do I have to do something bad in order to get punished?

You're doing something bad right now.

You should not be doing this. What are you going to do?

I don't know.

What do you think I should do?

Whatever comes to mind.

This is really happening, huh?

Mm -hmm. As long as you don't tell anybody.

Shut up.

Sure about this?

I'm really wet.

I'm thinking about you all day.

Just waiting for mom to leave.

Best opportunity.

You sure?

You're not going to be able to sleep. Say no to me.

Come out to the edge a little bit.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck.

Fuck just like that.

No, that's it.

Oh, thank you.

Oh my god, it's just like, oh my god, it feels so fucking good.

Oh, I love when you fucking fill me up with that big fire.

Oh my god, you're the best dad ever.

I feel it.

My legs are shaking.

Oh, fuck.

Oh,

fuck. Yes.

I love the way you fill me up with that big fuck.

Just like that. Oh, my God. Fill me up with all these things. Oh,

fuck.

Fuck, yes, yes. Harder, harder, harder.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God. Oh,

my God. Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. I feel so fucking good.

I'm going to give me every inch of that fucking cock.

Oh, my God.

I just like...

So fucking what?

Fuck me.

You're super dumb.

Bye.

Kick mom out of here.