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Hey, how's it going?
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So good. College has been amazing.
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I'm having so much fun in the big city.
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Yeah? Mm -hmm. How's your roommate?
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The roommates are good, and the
boyfriend is good.
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You got a boyfriend already?
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Well, yeah.
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What's his name?
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Why do you want to know?
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Is he coming over for dinner already?
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I don't know. People go by names, I
guess.
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Okay. You can call him Justin.
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Justin?
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And so, you moved into a...
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You're not moved in with him, are you?
Not with him? No, that's so soon.
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Well, you know, she knows, right?
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I just had a long day. I'm just tired
from work.
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Aw, Dad.
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Yeah, so everything's been going good.
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Yeah, where's Mom at?
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Mom's never home. She cheats now.
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Yeah, she, like, has a thing for people.
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She, like, isn't serious about it. And
she forgot that I work in IT, so I can
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just... Look at my credit cards to see
what's going on. I'm not trying to be a
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stalker, but if your wife doesn't come
home for two days, you might want to
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at your credit cards to see where
they've been.
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Sorry if you back in like that.
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I mean, I know you're not my real dad,
but... There's cameras in all my cars,
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too. So, what's in the bag? What's going
on? I just went shopping.
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I got some new outfits, something to try
on for my new boyfriend.
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But I got a cute new bikini because it's
about to be warm.
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Yeah. I'm excited to see you.
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Yeah. I actually kind of wanted to try
on my outfit.
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Do you want to see?
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Would it be weird if I tried them on for
you, Dad?
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No, go ahead. I want to see how you
develop and see how you like in your
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outfits.
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Yeah. They're not going to miss you,
that's for sure, right?
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Dad, you are always so overprotective of
me. I'm a young lady. Why wouldn't I
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be? I haven't seen you in a month. You
didn't even hug me.
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Fly through. Fly through the love with
me. I mean, I really only come home to
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my laundry, right, Dad?
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And eat your food.
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And spend my money.
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Dad, is there food in the fridge?
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Nope. Again, okay, when I go grocery
shopping tomorrow, I'm like, hopefully.
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Well, if I found a woman that would go
shopping while at work 24 hours a day,
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then maybe there would be food in the
fridge.
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Dad. Okay, I'm going to text mom and
yell at her later.
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No, don't do that.
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Yeah. No, because I might start doing my
own thing.
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Oh, my gosh.
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Let's see what you look like. Whoa,
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whoa, whoa.
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What are you, a freak period in college
or something?
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I mean, it's just the body, Dad.
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Yeah, well, you're getting butt naked.
There's cameras on it. Hopefully Mom
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doesn't have access to that shit.
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You're the IT guy. Mom wouldn't know
what she's doing without you.
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I know. She's kind of brain dead.
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Don't be mean.
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I'm not being mean. This is the truth.
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So, yeah.
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I've never seen you naked before. It's
kind of awkward.
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It's only awkward if you make it
awkward.
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She would always quote that I've heard
before.
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Yeah. So it's kind of like a grown -up
one. What do you think?
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Are you cute?
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Ooh, yes. Does it look good on my butt?
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Yeah. What do you think? Does it look
okay?
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Is it too... I don't know.
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What do you think? I think it filled out
nicely. I think it looks really good.
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Is that... Oh, look.
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I don't think you're going to have any
problems with your boyfriend.
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I don't think you're having any problems
with me.
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Sorry I'm so down, but like I said,
Mom's always gone.
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It's okay. Like you said, there's no
food in the fridge. I never get to eat
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of that. Aw, well, I'm here, and I'm
going to cheer you up, and I'm really
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excited for some quality father
-daughter time.
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Did you get a tattoo?
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I got a few tattoos, Dad.
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Yeah, I can see.
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You should call me before you do it.
What are you doing? You can't get naked
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front of me. This is bad.
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I mean, I've already been naked once
now, Dad. This is bad. I've got to cover
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eyes. This is bad. Jesus wouldn't like
this.
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Jesus? When was the last time you went
to church?
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When was the last time you took me to
church, Dad?
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It's been since the last time you were
here.
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Not that long ago.
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What? Nothing. What else have you ever
tried?
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Well, I got, like... Why don't you try
on that?
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What is that lingerie?
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Well, I mean, it's like... This is for
my boyfriend.
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Your boyfriend that you've been with for
a month? How long have you known me?
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I don't know, Dad. How long have you
been married to my mom?
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About seven and a half years now.
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No,
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these are... This doesn't feel right. I
shouldn't be showing you my boyfriends.
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No, pretty no.
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Anyway, so, yeah.
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Why don't you say you're not going to
try that on for me? I don't know if I
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should. I feel kind of wrong.
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I'll tell you what you look like in it,
and then I'll tell you if you should
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wear it in front of it.
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It wouldn't be too weird for you?
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What's that?
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It wouldn't be too weird for you for me
to try on this? Too weird for me? Shit,
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you've already cracked that.
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I don't think you're going to make it
weirder than trying on a bathing suit in
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front of me, dropped your clothes like
you've been hanging out at a beatnik
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party. You've been hanging out with them
hippies?
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What's wrong with the hippies, Dad?
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What did the hippies ever do to you?
They're fine.
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They just self -hate their taxes.
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The hippies are out of control.
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I don't know. I know a hippie that hates
their taxes. Oh, they're all liberals.
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They don't, you know, they don't follow
any of the policies. They don't follow
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the truth.
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Trump, all that stuff, you know.
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Whatever.
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Oh, that looks pretty damn good.
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Yeah? Yeah.
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I mean, it's supposed to be the fancy
good stuff. Oh, thank you.
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Yeah. It's cute. It's not like too much.
You know what's a reply?
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What? It's like the younger version of
your mother.
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Oh, yeah. The younger, tighter, hotter
version of your mother. Okay, that just
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feels kind of weird, Dad. It should feel
weird because she's cheating on me and
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you're trying to thaw it from me because
you must obviously feel comfortable.
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I feel comfortable in my skin to do
whatever I want, Dad.
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Well, that's what everyone says.
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You and Mom raised me to be an
independent, strong woman who goes and
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whatever I want. I agree with that. But
yeah,
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is it okay if it's too much?
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Yeah, well, I'm a little concerned about
you. Because you're having... How many
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clothes do you have when you live with
us?
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What? It starts out with money. Be
honest with me. I mean, if you, like,
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an allowance or something... Well, I
mean, slow down, slow down, slow down.
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you answer the question?
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I mean... Are you having a little
trouble with money?
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Yeah, kind of. Dude, college is
expensive, dad. Like, it's hard.
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What about your job? Didn't you get a
job or something? I do. I found a good
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job, and I'm... You're like a barista,
though. You're not, like, making...
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It's a good job. I like that job. It's a
respectable job. Yeah. But are you able
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to give some stuff for yourself?
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Yeah. I mean, I'm doing all right. I'm
like the college girl doing the college
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thing.
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It's an adventure.
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Do you need help with money?
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I'm not the kind of girl that asks you
guys for money.
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Yeah, I know that. That's why I'm asking
you.
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I'm doing great, Dad. I appreciate you
wanting to help me, but I am a strong,
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independent woman, and I have a job, and
I'm doing it.
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Yeah? Yeah.
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All right, well, what if I give you a
proposition? Your mother's always gone,
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but if you gave me, like, a little
handout or something, and then I put you
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an allowance, like I gave you, like,
$300 a week, what about that?
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You got naked in front of me? Why are
you so shocked? God!
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Like, I just... I mean, you're my
stepdad.
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That's like... I don't understand that,
but... Like, my mom touches your dick.
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Like, that's... Well, if I can sit in
this chair.
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All right.
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You're going to have to look at it. You
won't be that calm, kid.
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All right?
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Wait.
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Okay. I mean, I...
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I could really use the money, but
like... An allowance?
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I'm not giving you just a flat rate. I'm
talking about like putting $300 in bank
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account every week.
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Not to worry about money anymore.
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That does sound kind of nice. It does?
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It just feels kind of weird because
you're my stepdad, but I mean... It does
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feel weird, but... It's just a hand job,
right?
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Yeah. I guess it sounds too weird.
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I don't know.
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Go ahead.
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I've jumped all hands out. You know that
I get crazy.
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I like those crazy thumbnails you guys
put on.
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Everybody watches.
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I don't... Okay, okay, okay. I'm just
going to... You look like you're wearing
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smile.
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Oh, my gosh.
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You're pretty hard.
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Yeah, well, you've been dead silent for
me.
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I've been trying to close for a little
bit.
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How's that feeling?
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I like it.
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It's better than nothing, that's for
sure.
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Don't look at me like that.
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Oh my god.
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Dad!
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It's so hard.
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Fuck. Okay, I should not be this into
this.
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It's so weird. I cannot believe. Okay,
okay, I'm just gonna...
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Okay.
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It's kind of awkward because I'm not
using my mouth. I'm not using just,
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hand jobs.
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It always seemed, like, a little boring
to me. Like, I need, like, spit and,
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like... Would that be weird if I gave
you a blowjob, Dad? Yeah, you can give
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a blowjob if you want to. It's not going
to hurt my feelings.
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Okay. You have to promise we never tell
Mom, though.
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I'm not going to tell your mom. What are
you... I'm not fucking retarded. Like,
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seriously. Okay.
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You're not going to go crazy, either.
You're not going to try to impress me.
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Just... That's a natural, gentle
blowjob.
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Something I never get.
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It's a good card for me, it's just not
as nice as arrows.
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Don't leave any evidence for your mom to
find. Come on.
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Oh, my
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God.
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Yeah, I know. It's kind of kinky, kind
of wrong. I don't know what to say about
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it. I don't know how to... I'm going to
move this chair backward a little bit in
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case you want some.
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I got it.
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Slowly.
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Oh, my God.
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Yeah,
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I hear it. Let me change into the other
outfit real quick.
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If it doesn't... I'm like... Mom's not
going to find out, right, Dad?
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I just don't. I mean, me and her already
have a weird enough relationship.
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I just want to make sure you're not
using me to get back at her.
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clothes. What do you got going on over
here?
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I was trying to surprise you with a cup
of coffee, but Dad, I need your help. A
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cup of coffee, but okay.
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You're not in your breath, but it's all
good.
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That's what I get for trying to surprise
you with something in the morning. You
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didn't have any food in the fridge, and
I haven't been able to go to the store,
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so I couldn't make you breakfast, but
I'll go to the store later for us.
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Yeah, well, I had an idea.
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Yeah? Yeah, I do need help with, like,
groceries, and I... Taking the trash
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Just little things like cleaning the
house. Little rudimentary things. Like,
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what if I was to pay you to come home?
What if I paid like $1 ,000 a week just
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to move home?
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Dad, I'm at college. And I've got a job
and a boyfriend and friends.
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Boyfriend? Yeah.
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Screw you. I'm talking about my
boyfriend. Yeah, and I like him. I don't
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anything about this guy.
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He doesn't make me happy.
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Okay, so the coffee is working.
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Don't be mean to my boyfriend, Dad.
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Yeah,
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well, I don't really know. I just kind
of was thinking I need a lot of help
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around here because your mom's always
gone.
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And I was thinking I need some help
around here. I mean, the money. So,
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that's the $300 every Friday plus $1
,300 a week just to stay here and take
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of things.
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That does sound amazing, Dad. But I have
to go to college and do my thing.
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I want you to come home, though.
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But I can't live my whole life here,
Dad. I love being there for you where I
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be, and I'm happy to help, but I've got
to go live my life. But, I mean,
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if you wanted to, I don't know, work on
something where I'm not
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living here, but we can still both maybe
get what we want?
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I don't know, maybe.
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Let me check a little.
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Okay.
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Let's see what I did. All right. I mean,
I couldn't have messed it up that bad.
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Oh,
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my God.
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Dad,
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I'm so proud of you.
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You don't have any eggs or cheese.
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Or any bread or anything in your house.
But you have creamer for your coffee.
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But I'm not trying to come back here,
but I do have a wife. And, like, I do
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all the money.
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I think it is definitely bullshit how my
mom treats you. I'm totally on your
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side. She should be there for you more.
She shouldn't be running around fucking
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other people. I'm not a bachelor. I'm
not your brother and your stepdad.
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I know.
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Like, that fridge should be full from
someone else. But I'm offering you an
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assistant job.
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Okay. I get it.
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I just can't.
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Where I can help, I'm going to. I can't
be here for all the... But, okay. I
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mean, I do see... $1 ,300 a piece.
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Let me feel this taste.
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Yummy. I needed that.
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Tastes really good. You did a good job.
All right. Can I have a sip, Dad?
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I'm proud of you. Just like a quick
little sip.
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I'm proud of you.
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I want to pat you on the head.
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You proud of me, Dad? Is that the
meaning? Pat you on the head?
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Okay. I'm not six anymore, Dad.
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It's good.
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Yeah, it's coffee, Dad. It's pretty damn
good. It's really strong, actually.
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Well, it's not coffee.
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I'm so excited for such a great day,
Dad.
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I'm like, what do you want to do today?
I'm moving back in. I'm so excited. It's
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making me happy.
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It's going to make my day. I finally
have somebody to help me around the
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Dad. Okay, real talk. Real talk.
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I'm not moving back in and I don't want
to hurt you. I just, I don't want to be
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like my mom. You know, I got to go run
around and like do stuff and I don't
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to be there for you one minute and then
not be there for you. And you deserve
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better than that.
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But again, I really do think we might be
able to come to a conclusion where your
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needs are met and my needs are met.
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everybody's happy.
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But I don't live here.
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I don't know what you're hitting at. You
hit that like you're trying to go get
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me weed or something. What the hell are
you talking about? I don't see it
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anywhere. I see little tattoos
worshiping the devil. Why not?
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00:19:23,850 --> 00:19:27,530
I only worship the devil. You taught me
about it in Sunday school.
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What the hell? You're being rude now.
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Jesus loves you. And you're getting a
boner.
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00:19:32,690 --> 00:19:36,410
I had a boner when I saw you bend over
trying to fix that. When you saw me bend
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over and do what? Trying to fix the
coffee machine. What did I do?
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What did I do?
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You want to stay right there?
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You want me to stay right there?
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I've got an idea.
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How about $1 ,000 goes towards me being
able to do this whenever I feel like it.
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You have to come from your goal to here
at least three times a week.
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That's a lot. Okay, how about just
between every chance that I get? And
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talk about it. No, no, no. I don't play
that because then it'll be two or three
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weeks later.
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Two times a week.
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You can make it out here two times a
week. Give me a fucking break. That's
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nothing. It's a 30 -minute drive.
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Two times a week.
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Come over and make some coffee. We get a
little freaky.
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A little freaky deaky.
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That's it.
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I mean, I do really need a car, Dad.
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I'll help you get a car. What's the
problem with that?
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You will. I have money.
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That's not the issue.
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But, like, actually.
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So, I mean, I take public transportation
to come here.
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So, if I was coming regularly...
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And you get a car.
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As well as the $1 ,300 a week. What
makes you think that I can't get you a
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Well, I mean, you could. I just want to
make sure you want to. I wasn't getting
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you a car because, you know, I'm your
stepdad and your real dad coming, you
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know.
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00:20:53,460 --> 00:20:55,220
We know my real dad's a piece of shit.
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But, you know what? I'll help you get a
real car, but, you know, I don't know.
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00:21:02,870 --> 00:21:05,550
We've got to work this out. We've got to
work this out, though. This is
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something that you can work with. This
is modern. This is progressive.
339
00:21:07,970 --> 00:21:09,370
This is how things are these days, isn't
it?
340
00:21:09,710 --> 00:21:13,110
This right here is something you can
work with for a car.
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00:21:13,610 --> 00:21:15,610
It is. Keep doing that. It's hot.
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00:21:16,270 --> 00:21:18,550
May I touch a car?
343
00:21:19,110 --> 00:21:22,270
Have you given me money yet? That worked
out great. You don't have to move back
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in. Once you come back, that keeps me in
a good mood. If I would like that, have
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it back, and it blows out every now and
then, because your mother has abandoned
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me completely.
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I don't feel like doing a divorce.
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00:21:33,870 --> 00:21:37,590
What's that? What are you doing right
there right now?
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Looking pretty.
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00:21:39,390 --> 00:21:40,910
Yeah, what are you up to this morning?
351
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What was I up to this morning?
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00:21:42,710 --> 00:21:48,270
I was looking at the fucking stock
market. What else would I be doing?
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00:21:49,110 --> 00:21:50,250
I like the moment.
354
00:21:50,450 --> 00:21:53,690
I mean, you could do something else.
355
00:21:54,490 --> 00:21:58,290
Yeah? Like getting a drink of water,
maybe?
356
00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:03,120
Is that what you're talking about?
357
00:22:05,020 --> 00:22:11,660
Oh, so you want me to have sex with you
twice a week in exchange
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for a vehicle.
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00:22:12,860 --> 00:22:16,800
And $1 ,300. I want to be very clear
about this because I know sometimes
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00:22:16,900 --> 00:22:22,900
you know, try to misconstrue my words. I
say let's get it on writing, but I'm
361
00:22:22,900 --> 00:22:23,900
afraid of you saying mom.
362
00:22:24,100 --> 00:22:27,000
Well, if I get it in writing, then it
may fall through. And then you're like,
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00:22:27,060 --> 00:22:28,380
it's his fault. He's evil.
364
00:22:29,320 --> 00:22:30,320
You know what I mean?
365
00:22:33,810 --> 00:22:34,810
Okay,
366
00:22:35,490 --> 00:22:41,030
so $1 ,300 a week and a car, and I come
home twice a week.
367
00:22:41,310 --> 00:22:42,530
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
368
00:22:43,190 --> 00:22:47,750
A car and $300 a week. You get $1 ,000 a
week because that's you staying here.
369
00:22:47,810 --> 00:22:48,810
That's you living here.
370
00:22:48,850 --> 00:22:54,830
I guess you just won't. A car and $300 a
week to come by here twice a week? That
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is not really fair to me.
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00:22:58,550 --> 00:23:02,660
Bye. But you're able to take care of me.
Like you said, you have all the money
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that you need.
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00:23:03,600 --> 00:23:08,480
So you could... Let me be firm with you.
You're not getting $1 ,000 a week, $300
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00:23:08,480 --> 00:23:12,520
a week, and a car. You're using a car
and $300 a week or nothing.
376
00:23:12,860 --> 00:23:14,680
How about $500 a week? Nope.
377
00:23:14,900 --> 00:23:17,560
I'm telling you right now, this is what
it is. And three blowjobs.
378
00:23:17,800 --> 00:23:19,200
Okay, I'm going to go back to my room.
379
00:23:20,080 --> 00:23:21,080
God.
380
00:23:21,880 --> 00:23:26,000
You're welcome for the coffee. A car
coming by three times a week, a blowjob.
381
00:23:26,020 --> 00:23:28,780
I've been there a couple times. My
mother's not here.
382
00:23:29,150 --> 00:23:30,450
Anyway, do you want a car or you don't?
383
00:23:31,870 --> 00:23:32,950
Okay, I want a car.
384
00:23:33,290 --> 00:23:34,290
Okay.
385
00:23:34,530 --> 00:23:37,030
Well, show me what you're doing here.
386
00:23:39,150 --> 00:23:40,150
I'm full of stress.
387
00:23:44,310 --> 00:23:47,710
Okay, well, show me what you're doing
with your booty.
388
00:23:51,090 --> 00:23:52,570
I'm going to take my pants off.
389
00:23:52,990 --> 00:23:56,290
Are you sure about this? Because I'm a
little nervous about it.
390
00:23:56,950 --> 00:23:58,430
I mean, I'm sure about a car.
391
00:23:59,360 --> 00:24:00,860
Are you sure about this?
392
00:24:02,680 --> 00:24:05,760
Are you nervous about fucking your step
-daughter, Daddy?
393
00:24:06,360 --> 00:24:07,360
A little bit.
394
00:24:07,400 --> 00:24:08,400
I'm not.
395
00:24:09,560 --> 00:24:10,980
But I'm not that nervous.
396
00:24:11,200 --> 00:24:12,980
You're of age, so it doesn't matter.
397
00:24:13,600 --> 00:24:19,340
You're 18. You can handle it. I handle
it better than my mom said.
398
00:24:19,680 --> 00:24:20,820
You ready? You good?
399
00:24:21,060 --> 00:24:22,220
Give it to me, Daddy.
400
00:24:42,440 --> 00:24:43,880
That's my answer.
401
00:25:44,310 --> 00:25:45,790
Yeah. Yeah.
402
00:26:29,610 --> 00:26:30,610
Thank you.
403
00:28:11,380 --> 00:28:12,380
Thank you.
404
00:28:58,509 --> 00:29:01,310
Oh my
405
00:29:01,310 --> 00:29:08,230
god, dad.
406
00:29:24,970 --> 00:29:25,970
Go ahead.
407
00:30:16,320 --> 00:30:20,420
I mean, you pull up, put it in the sink,
or, like, fucking, not, Dad, don't
408
00:30:20,420 --> 00:30:21,680
fucking come in me ever again.
409
00:30:22,040 --> 00:30:24,120
Okay. Seriously, that's, like, a thing.
410
00:30:24,460 --> 00:30:25,720
I didn't know. Fuck.
411
00:30:26,560 --> 00:30:29,860
You gotta remember when's the last time
I had a text with someone that was on
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00:30:29,860 --> 00:30:30,860
bird control.
413
00:30:31,020 --> 00:30:32,020
Think about it.
414
00:30:33,720 --> 00:30:34,960
Oh, my gosh.
415
00:30:36,700 --> 00:30:40,640
Am I, like, the car you're gonna buy me?
416
00:30:40,920 --> 00:30:41,869
What's that?
417
00:30:41,870 --> 00:30:45,010
I'm going to like the car you're buying
me, if you agree.
418
00:30:45,510 --> 00:30:46,730
Oh, yeah. We think you promised.
419
00:30:47,390 --> 00:30:52,210
I don't know. You act like I'm not a man
of my word, but every time I think of
420
00:30:52,210 --> 00:30:53,210
you, you just don't want to do it.
421
00:30:53,610 --> 00:30:55,570
No, but it's just coming to me, Daddy.
422
00:30:56,230 --> 00:30:59,050
Yeah, but you're also in birth control,
so it's a point of argument.
423
00:30:59,370 --> 00:31:00,370
You didn't know that.
424
00:31:00,710 --> 00:31:04,490
No, but I guess I have good intuition,
don't I?
425
00:31:06,070 --> 00:31:07,070
Major eye roll.
426
00:31:15,230 --> 00:31:16,089
Okay, done.
427
00:31:16,090 --> 00:31:18,930
I have to go back to college now. What
are you doing in my room? Get out of
428
00:31:18,930 --> 00:31:21,370
here. What the hell? I just wanted to
come say bye real quick.
429
00:31:21,770 --> 00:31:24,530
Bye? Where are you going? Like I said,
I'm going back to college.
430
00:31:25,210 --> 00:31:28,390
I have classes that start tomorrow
morning, and I have to go.
431
00:31:28,770 --> 00:31:29,950
No, you can't leave.
432
00:31:30,410 --> 00:31:31,410
I have to.
433
00:31:31,670 --> 00:31:33,050
No, we've been having fun, though.
434
00:31:33,290 --> 00:31:35,250
I know, but... But guess what?
435
00:31:36,090 --> 00:31:38,630
I just sold the company, so you don't
have to go anywhere.
436
00:31:38,990 --> 00:31:41,270
You don't have to worry about money
anymore. You don't have to worry about
437
00:31:41,270 --> 00:31:42,270
education anymore.
438
00:31:42,620 --> 00:31:44,520
I mean, I still want to get educated,
Dad.
439
00:31:44,820 --> 00:31:49,300
You don't have to. I made more money
than, like, five generations of our
440
00:31:49,300 --> 00:31:50,300
will need.
441
00:31:51,060 --> 00:31:52,320
You don't have to leave now.
442
00:31:54,320 --> 00:31:55,920
Really? Like, how much money?
443
00:31:57,180 --> 00:31:58,180
A lot.
444
00:31:59,420 --> 00:32:00,760
Like, more than you can imagine.
445
00:32:01,520 --> 00:32:04,120
Dad. Okay, so that means I'm getting...
Up in the mountains.
446
00:32:04,760 --> 00:32:11,300
It's up in... So I'm getting a really
nice car.
447
00:32:12,150 --> 00:32:14,270
Oh, you don't have to worry about cars.
We're taking helicopters.
448
00:32:15,470 --> 00:32:16,470
Oh, yay.
449
00:32:16,490 --> 00:32:18,090
Cars are a thing of the past.
450
00:32:19,370 --> 00:32:20,370
Yeah.
451
00:32:20,790 --> 00:32:21,990
Cool. Okay.
452
00:32:22,310 --> 00:32:27,650
Whatever. Or we can just fix one last
time. You go to school, see how you like
453
00:32:27,650 --> 00:32:28,710
it, and then you can come back.
454
00:32:29,030 --> 00:32:30,030
How about that?
455
00:32:31,150 --> 00:32:32,830
Okay. Let's do that, all right?
456
00:32:33,210 --> 00:32:35,690
What if mom does come home? Let's
fucking hurry.
457
00:32:35,930 --> 00:32:39,250
We can just fix one last time. I do not
want her walking in on us. We can just
458
00:32:39,250 --> 00:32:40,250
fix one last time.
459
00:32:40,880 --> 00:32:47,000
And, uh, if you go back to college and
if you like it, today, if you don't and
460
00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:48,300
you want to be a millionaire, you can
come back.
461
00:32:50,140 --> 00:32:51,220
Okay. Cool?
462
00:32:52,020 --> 00:32:53,020
All right.
463
00:32:53,660 --> 00:32:54,660
I'll lay down.
464
00:32:55,380 --> 00:32:56,780
You sure you're cool with this?
465
00:32:57,200 --> 00:33:01,000
I mean, again, how many of the car can I
have?
466
00:33:01,440 --> 00:33:04,500
I don't, I can't just rely on only
helicopters, Dad.
467
00:33:04,760 --> 00:33:06,240
I don't know, some of the helicopters.
468
00:36:07,880 --> 00:36:08,880
Hmm.
469
00:37:15,950 --> 00:37:16,928
Oh, yes?
470
00:37:16,930 --> 00:37:17,930
Mm -hmm.
471
00:37:18,610 --> 00:37:19,610
Well done.
472
00:39:17,420 --> 00:39:18,420
Thank you.
473
00:45:37,000 --> 00:45:38,480
Can I hop on?
474
00:45:39,040 --> 00:45:40,040
Yeah.
475
00:45:41,340 --> 00:45:42,340
Yes, please.
476
00:45:43,480 --> 00:45:44,480
Oh, yeah.
477
00:45:44,760 --> 00:45:47,460
You can stay in me as long as you want.
478
00:45:48,720 --> 00:45:51,340
I just want to feel you every which way.
479
00:45:52,320 --> 00:45:54,780
Oh, yeah.
480
00:45:56,120 --> 00:45:59,040
Oh, my God, yeah.
481
00:45:59,760 --> 00:46:01,000
I just get these.
482
00:46:05,870 --> 00:46:07,610
me why don't you oh
483
00:46:07,610 --> 00:46:21,390
okay
484
00:46:21,390 --> 00:46:25,070
so i saw this on a video one time
485
00:46:46,959 --> 00:46:49,260
Does that feel good?
486
00:51:45,640 --> 00:51:47,520
Yes. Oh my god.
487
00:51:47,960 --> 00:51:48,980
Fuck yeah.
488
00:52:36,520 --> 00:52:38,580
Don't you dare come inside me again.
489
00:52:40,200 --> 00:52:43,960
But instead, I really want you to come
in my mouth.
490
00:52:44,580 --> 00:52:45,580
Amanda.
491
00:52:46,000 --> 00:52:47,720
Dad, I want to taste you.
492
00:52:48,600 --> 00:52:50,620
I want to see what you taste like.
493
00:52:54,180 --> 00:53:01,100
I just
494
00:53:01,100 --> 00:53:04,780
want us both to come as much as we can.
495
00:53:07,630 --> 00:53:10,170
I feel so fucking good, daddy.
496
00:54:58,049 --> 00:55:00,350
Oh. Are you done with me now, Dad?
497
00:55:00,890 --> 00:55:02,650
No, I'm not. I'm just being smart.
498
00:55:04,150 --> 00:55:07,490
Okay, well, I'll be at college, and then
you can end whatever's happening with
499
00:55:07,490 --> 00:55:08,490
my mom.
500
00:55:08,770 --> 00:55:10,050
Maybe we can talk some more.
501
00:55:10,410 --> 00:55:12,230
All right, cool. I'm going to go take a
shower.
502
00:55:13,270 --> 00:55:14,270
I'll follow your lead.
503
00:55:15,410 --> 00:55:16,410
Thanks,
504
00:55:16,790 --> 00:55:17,790
Dad.
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