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Hey, how's it going?

So good. College has been amazing.

I'm having so much fun in the big city.

Yeah? Mm -hmm. How's your roommate?

The roommates are good, and the boyfriend is good.

You got a boyfriend already?

Well, yeah.

What's his name?

Why do you want to know?

Is he coming over for dinner already?

I don't know. People go by names, I guess.

Okay. You can call him Justin.

Justin?

And so, you moved into a...

You're not moved in with him, are you? Not with him? No, that's so soon.

Well, you know, she knows, right?

I just had a long day. I'm just tired from work.

Aw, Dad.

Yeah, so everything's been going good.

Yeah, where's Mom at?

Mom's never home. She cheats now.

Yeah, she, like, has a thing for people.

She, like, isn't serious about it. And she forgot that I work in IT, so I can

just... Look at my credit cards to see what's going on. I'm not trying to be a

stalker, but if your wife doesn't come home for two days, you might want to

at your credit cards to see where they've been.

Sorry if you back in like that.

I mean, I know you're not my real dad, but... There's cameras in all my cars,

too. So, what's in the bag? What's going on? I just went shopping.

I got some new outfits, something to try on for my new boyfriend.

But I got a cute new bikini because it's about to be warm.

Yeah. I'm excited to see you.

Yeah. I actually kind of wanted to try on my outfit.

Do you want to see?

Would it be weird if I tried them on for you, Dad?

No, go ahead. I want to see how you develop and see how you like in your

outfits.

Yeah. They're not going to miss you, that's for sure, right?

Dad, you are always so overprotective of me. I'm a young lady. Why wouldn't I

be? I haven't seen you in a month. You didn't even hug me.

Fly through. Fly through the love with me. I mean, I really only come home to

my laundry, right, Dad?

And eat your food.

And spend my money.

Dad, is there food in the fridge?

Nope. Again, okay, when I go grocery shopping tomorrow, I'm like, hopefully.

Well, if I found a woman that would go shopping while at work 24 hours a day,

then maybe there would be food in the fridge.

Dad. Okay, I'm going to text mom and yell at her later.

No, don't do that.

Yeah. No, because I might start doing my own thing.

Oh, my gosh.

Let's see what you look like. Whoa,

whoa, whoa.

What are you, a freak period in college or something?

I mean, it's just the body, Dad.

Yeah, well, you're getting butt naked. There's cameras on it. Hopefully Mom

doesn't have access to that shit.

You're the IT guy. Mom wouldn't know what she's doing without you.

I know. She's kind of brain dead.

Don't be mean.

I'm not being mean. This is the truth.

So, yeah.

I've never seen you naked before. It's kind of awkward.

It's only awkward if you make it awkward.

She would always quote that I've heard before.

Yeah. So it's kind of like a grown -up one. What do you think?

Are you cute?

Ooh, yes. Does it look good on my butt?

Yeah. What do you think? Does it look okay?

Is it too... I don't know.

What do you think? I think it filled out nicely. I think it looks really good.

Is that... Oh, look.

I don't think you're going to have any problems with your boyfriend.

I don't think you're having any problems with me.

Sorry I'm so down, but like I said, Mom's always gone.

It's okay. Like you said, there's no food in the fridge. I never get to eat

of that. Aw, well, I'm here, and I'm going to cheer you up, and I'm really

excited for some quality father -daughter time.

Did you get a tattoo?

I got a few tattoos, Dad.

Yeah, I can see.

You should call me before you do it. What are you doing? You can't get naked

front of me. This is bad.

I mean, I've already been naked once now, Dad. This is bad. I've got to cover

eyes. This is bad. Jesus wouldn't like this.

Jesus? When was the last time you went to church?

When was the last time you took me to church, Dad?

It's been since the last time you were here.

Not that long ago.

What? Nothing. What else have you ever tried?

Well, I got, like... Why don't you try on that?

What is that lingerie?

Well, I mean, it's like... This is for my boyfriend.

Your boyfriend that you've been with for a month? How long have you known me?

I don't know, Dad. How long have you been married to my mom?

About seven and a half years now.

No,

these are... This doesn't feel right. I shouldn't be showing you my boyfriends.

No, pretty no.

Anyway, so, yeah.

Why don't you say you're not going to try that on for me? I don't know if I

should. I feel kind of wrong.

I'll tell you what you look like in it, and then I'll tell you if you should

wear it in front of it.

It wouldn't be too weird for you?

What's that?

It wouldn't be too weird for you for me to try on this? Too weird for me? Shit,

you've already cracked that.

I don't think you're going to make it weirder than trying on a bathing suit in

front of me, dropped your clothes like you've been hanging out at a beatnik

party. You've been hanging out with them hippies?

What's wrong with the hippies, Dad?

What did the hippies ever do to you? They're fine.

They just self -hate their taxes.

The hippies are out of control.

I don't know. I know a hippie that hates their taxes. Oh, they're all liberals.

They don't, you know, they don't follow any of the policies. They don't follow

the truth.

Trump, all that stuff, you know.

Whatever.

Oh, that looks pretty damn good.

Yeah? Yeah.

I mean, it's supposed to be the fancy good stuff. Oh, thank you.

Yeah. It's cute. It's not like too much. You know what's a reply?

What? It's like the younger version of your mother.

Oh, yeah. The younger, tighter, hotter version of your mother. Okay, that just

feels kind of weird, Dad. It should feel weird because she's cheating on me and

you're trying to thaw it from me because you must obviously feel comfortable.

I feel comfortable in my skin to do whatever I want, Dad.

Well, that's what everyone says.

You and Mom raised me to be an independent, strong woman who goes and

whatever I want. I agree with that. But yeah,

is it okay if it's too much?

Yeah, well, I'm a little concerned about you. Because you're having... How many

clothes do you have when you live with us?

What? It starts out with money. Be honest with me. I mean, if you, like,

an allowance or something... Well, I mean, slow down, slow down, slow down.

you answer the question?

I mean... Are you having a little trouble with money?

Yeah, kind of. Dude, college is expensive, dad. Like, it's hard.

What about your job? Didn't you get a job or something? I do. I found a good

job, and I'm... You're like a barista, though. You're not, like, making...

It's a good job. I like that job. It's a respectable job. Yeah. But are you able

to give some stuff for yourself?

Yeah. I mean, I'm doing all right. I'm like the college girl doing the college

thing.

It's an adventure.

Do you need help with money?

I'm not the kind of girl that asks you guys for money.

Yeah, I know that. That's why I'm asking you.

I'm doing great, Dad. I appreciate you wanting to help me, but I am a strong,

independent woman, and I have a job, and I'm doing it.

Yeah? Yeah.

All right, well, what if I give you a proposition? Your mother's always gone,

but if you gave me, like, a little handout or something, and then I put you

an allowance, like I gave you, like, $300 a week, what about that?

You got naked in front of me? Why are you so shocked? God!

Like, I just... I mean, you're my stepdad.

That's like... I don't understand that, but... Like, my mom touches your dick.

Like, that's... Well, if I can sit in this chair.

All right.

You're going to have to look at it. You won't be that calm, kid.

All right?

Wait.

Okay. I mean, I...

I could really use the money, but like... An allowance?

I'm not giving you just a flat rate. I'm talking about like putting $300 in bank

account every week.

Not to worry about money anymore.

That does sound kind of nice. It does?

It just feels kind of weird because you're my stepdad, but I mean... It does

feel weird, but... It's just a hand job, right?

Yeah. I guess it sounds too weird.

I don't know.

Go ahead.

I've jumped all hands out. You know that I get crazy.

I like those crazy thumbnails you guys put on.

Everybody watches.

I don't... Okay, okay, okay. I'm just going to... You look like you're wearing

smile.

Oh, my gosh.

You're pretty hard.

Yeah, well, you've been dead silent for me.

I've been trying to close for a little bit.

How's that feeling?

I like it.

It's better than nothing, that's for sure.

Don't look at me like that.

Oh my god.

Dad!

It's so hard.

Fuck. Okay, I should not be this into this.

It's so weird. I cannot believe. Okay, okay, I'm just gonna...

Okay.

It's kind of awkward because I'm not using my mouth. I'm not using just,

hand jobs.

It always seemed, like, a little boring to me. Like, I need, like, spit and,

like... Would that be weird if I gave you a blowjob, Dad? Yeah, you can give

a blowjob if you want to. It's not going to hurt my feelings.

Okay. You have to promise we never tell Mom, though.

I'm not going to tell your mom. What are you... I'm not fucking retarded. Like,

seriously. Okay.

You're not going to go crazy, either. You're not going to try to impress me.

Just... That's a natural, gentle blowjob.

Something I never get.

It's a good card for me, it's just not as nice as arrows.

Don't leave any evidence for your mom to find. Come on.

Oh, my

God.

Yeah, I know. It's kind of kinky, kind of wrong. I don't know what to say about

it. I don't know how to... I'm going to move this chair backward a little bit in

case you want some.

I got it.

Slowly.

Oh, my God.

Yeah,

I hear it. Let me change into the other outfit real quick.

If it doesn't... I'm like... Mom's not going to find out, right, Dad?

I just don't. I mean, me and her already have a weird enough relationship.

I just want to make sure you're not using me to get back at her.

clothes. What do you got going on over here?

I was trying to surprise you with a cup of coffee, but Dad, I need your help. A

cup of coffee, but okay.

You're not in your breath, but it's all good.

That's what I get for trying to surprise you with something in the morning. You

didn't have any food in the fridge, and I haven't been able to go to the store,

so I couldn't make you breakfast, but I'll go to the store later for us.

Yeah, well, I had an idea.

Yeah? Yeah, I do need help with, like, groceries, and I... Taking the trash

Just little things like cleaning the house. Little rudimentary things. Like,

what if I was to pay you to come home? What if I paid like $1 ,000 a week just

to move home?

Dad, I'm at college. And I've got a job and a boyfriend and friends.

Boyfriend? Yeah.

Screw you. I'm talking about my boyfriend. Yeah, and I like him. I don't

anything about this guy.

He doesn't make me happy.

Okay, so the coffee is working.

Don't be mean to my boyfriend, Dad.

Yeah,

well, I don't really know. I just kind of was thinking I need a lot of help

around here because your mom's always gone.

And I was thinking I need some help around here. I mean, the money. So,

that's the $300 every Friday plus $1 ,300 a week just to stay here and take

of things.

That does sound amazing, Dad. But I have to go to college and do my thing.

I want you to come home, though.

But I can't live my whole life here, Dad. I love being there for you where I

be, and I'm happy to help, but I've got to go live my life. But, I mean,

if you wanted to, I don't know, work on something where I'm not

living here, but we can still both maybe get what we want?

I don't know, maybe.

Let me check a little.

Okay.

Let's see what I did. All right. I mean, I couldn't have messed it up that bad.

Oh,

my God.

Dad,

I'm so proud of you.

You don't have any eggs or cheese.

Or any bread or anything in your house. But you have creamer for your coffee.

But I'm not trying to come back here, but I do have a wife. And, like, I do

all the money.

I think it is definitely bullshit how my mom treats you. I'm totally on your

side. She should be there for you more. She shouldn't be running around fucking

other people. I'm not a bachelor. I'm not your brother and your stepdad.

I know.

Like, that fridge should be full from someone else. But I'm offering you an

assistant job.

Okay. I get it.

I just can't.

Where I can help, I'm going to. I can't be here for all the... But, okay. I

mean, I do see... $1 ,300 a piece.

Let me feel this taste.

Yummy. I needed that.

Tastes really good. You did a good job. All right. Can I have a sip, Dad?

I'm proud of you. Just like a quick little sip.

I'm proud of you.

I want to pat you on the head.

You proud of me, Dad? Is that the meaning? Pat you on the head?

Okay. I'm not six anymore, Dad.

It's good.

Yeah, it's coffee, Dad. It's pretty damn good. It's really strong, actually.

Well, it's not coffee.

I'm so excited for such a great day, Dad.

I'm like, what do you want to do today? I'm moving back in. I'm so excited. It's

making me happy.

It's going to make my day. I finally have somebody to help me around the

Dad. Okay, real talk. Real talk.

I'm not moving back in and I don't want to hurt you. I just, I don't want to be

like my mom. You know, I got to go run around and like do stuff and I don't

to be there for you one minute and then not be there for you. And you deserve

better than that.

But again, I really do think we might be able to come to a conclusion where your

needs are met and my needs are met.

everybody's happy.

But I don't live here.

I don't know what you're hitting at. You hit that like you're trying to go get

me weed or something. What the hell are you talking about? I don't see it

anywhere. I see little tattoos worshiping the devil. Why not?

I only worship the devil. You taught me about it in Sunday school.

What the hell? You're being rude now.

Jesus loves you. And you're getting a boner.

I had a boner when I saw you bend over trying to fix that. When you saw me bend

over and do what? Trying to fix the coffee machine. What did I do?

What did I do?

You want to stay right there?

You want me to stay right there?

I've got an idea.

How about $1 ,000 goes towards me being able to do this whenever I feel like it.

You have to come from your goal to here at least three times a week.

That's a lot. Okay, how about just between every chance that I get? And

talk about it. No, no, no. I don't play that because then it'll be two or three

weeks later.

Two times a week.

You can make it out here two times a week. Give me a fucking break. That's

nothing. It's a 30 -minute drive.

Two times a week.

Come over and make some coffee. We get a little freaky.

A little freaky deaky.

That's it.

I mean, I do really need a car, Dad.

I'll help you get a car. What's the problem with that?

You will. I have money.

That's not the issue.

But, like, actually.

So, I mean, I take public transportation to come here.

So, if I was coming regularly...

And you get a car.

As well as the $1 ,300 a week. What makes you think that I can't get you a

Well, I mean, you could. I just want to make sure you want to. I wasn't getting

you a car because, you know, I'm your stepdad and your real dad coming, you

know.

We know my real dad's a piece of shit.

But, you know what? I'll help you get a real car, but, you know, I don't know.

We've got to work this out. We've got to work this out, though. This is

something that you can work with. This is modern. This is progressive.

This is how things are these days, isn't it?

This right here is something you can work with for a car.

It is. Keep doing that. It's hot.

May I touch a car?

Have you given me money yet? That worked out great. You don't have to move back

in. Once you come back, that keeps me in a good mood. If I would like that, have

it back, and it blows out every now and then, because your mother has abandoned

me completely.

I don't feel like doing a divorce.

What's that? What are you doing right there right now?

Looking pretty.

Yeah, what are you up to this morning?

What was I up to this morning?

I was looking at the fucking stock market. What else would I be doing?

I like the moment.

I mean, you could do something else.

Yeah? Like getting a drink of water, maybe?

Is that what you're talking about?

Oh, so you want me to have sex with you twice a week in exchange

for a vehicle.

And $1 ,300. I want to be very clear about this because I know sometimes

you know, try to misconstrue my words. I say let's get it on writing, but I'm

afraid of you saying mom.

Well, if I get it in writing, then it may fall through. And then you're like,

it's his fault. He's evil.

You know what I mean?

Okay,

so $1 ,300 a week and a car, and I come home twice a week.

Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

A car and $300 a week. You get $1 ,000 a week because that's you staying here.

That's you living here.

I guess you just won't. A car and $300 a week to come by here twice a week? That

is not really fair to me.

Bye. But you're able to take care of me. Like you said, you have all the money

that you need.

So you could... Let me be firm with you. You're not getting $1 ,000 a week, $300

a week, and a car. You're using a car and $300 a week or nothing.

How about $500 a week? Nope.

I'm telling you right now, this is what it is. And three blowjobs.

Okay, I'm going to go back to my room.

God.

You're welcome for the coffee. A car coming by three times a week, a blowjob.

I've been there a couple times. My mother's not here.

Anyway, do you want a car or you don't?

Okay, I want a car.

Okay.

Well, show me what you're doing here.

I'm full of stress.

Okay, well, show me what you're doing with your booty.

I'm going to take my pants off.

Are you sure about this? Because I'm a little nervous about it.

I mean, I'm sure about a car.

Are you sure about this?

Are you nervous about fucking your step -daughter, Daddy?

A little bit.

I'm not.

But I'm not that nervous.

You're of age, so it doesn't matter.

You're 18. You can handle it. I handle it better than my mom said.

You ready? You good?

Give it to me, Daddy.

That's my answer.

Yeah. Yeah.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Oh my

god, dad.

Go ahead.

I mean, you pull up, put it in the sink, or, like, fucking, not, Dad, don't

fucking come in me ever again.

Okay. Seriously, that's, like, a thing.

I didn't know. Fuck.

You gotta remember when's the last time I had a text with someone that was on

bird control.

Think about it.

Oh, my gosh.

Am I, like, the car you're gonna buy me?

What's that?

I'm going to like the car you're buying me, if you agree.

Oh, yeah. We think you promised.

I don't know. You act like I'm not a man of my word, but every time I think of

you, you just don't want to do it.

No, but it's just coming to me, Daddy.

Yeah, but you're also in birth control, so it's a point of argument.

You didn't know that.

No, but I guess I have good intuition, don't I?

Major eye roll.

Okay, done.

I have to go back to college now. What are you doing in my room? Get out of

here. What the hell? I just wanted to come say bye real quick.

Bye? Where are you going? Like I said, I'm going back to college.

I have classes that start tomorrow morning, and I have to go.

No, you can't leave.

I have to.

No, we've been having fun, though.

I know, but... But guess what?

I just sold the company, so you don't have to go anywhere.

You don't have to worry about money anymore. You don't have to worry about

education anymore.

I mean, I still want to get educated, Dad.

You don't have to. I made more money than, like, five generations of our

will need.

You don't have to leave now.

Really? Like, how much money?

A lot.

Like, more than you can imagine.

Dad. Okay, so that means I'm getting... Up in the mountains.

It's up in... So I'm getting a really nice car.

Oh, you don't have to worry about cars. We're taking helicopters.

Oh, yay.

Cars are a thing of the past.

Yeah.

Cool. Okay.

Whatever. Or we can just fix one last time. You go to school, see how you like

it, and then you can come back.

How about that?

Okay. Let's do that, all right?

What if mom does come home? Let's fucking hurry.

We can just fix one last time. I do not want her walking in on us. We can just

fix one last time.

And, uh, if you go back to college and if you like it, today, if you don't and

you want to be a millionaire, you can come back.

Okay. Cool?

All right.

I'll lay down.

You sure you're cool with this?

I mean, again, how many of the car can I have?

I don't, I can't just rely on only helicopters, Dad.

I don't know, some of the helicopters.

Hmm.

Oh, yes?

Mm -hmm.

Well done.

Thank you.

Can I hop on?

Yeah.

Yes, please.

Oh, yeah.

You can stay in me as long as you want.

I just want to feel you every which way.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God, yeah.

I just get these.

me why don't you oh

okay

so i saw this on a video one time

Does that feel good?

Yes. Oh my god.

Fuck yeah.

Don't you dare come inside me again.

But instead, I really want you to come in my mouth.

Amanda.

Dad, I want to taste you.

I want to see what you taste like.

I just

want us both to come as much as we can.

I feel so fucking good, daddy.

Oh. Are you done with me now, Dad?

No, I'm not. I'm just being smart.

Okay, well, I'll be at college, and then you can end whatever's happening with

my mom.

Maybe we can talk some more.

All right, cool. I'm going to go take a shower.

I'll follow your lead.

Thanks,

Dad.