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I know our relationship hasn't been conventional and we started dating

you were technically divorced from your husband.

There's so many things we've done that just aren't what everybody says we

do. But just with this, Maria, just don't

do this, okay? It's gonna fucking end badly, alright? It is. It's the right

decision.

I know it is.

A solution for a problem that doesn't even exist yet.

Yes, it's a problem that doesn't exist yet.

But it will.

You know teenagers, once they start experimenting, that's it.

And I won't be able to protect her anymore.

Don't you want to protect her?

Yeah, of course I want to protect her. I mean, she's my daughter.

She's your stepdaughter.

And that distinction is very important in this situation.

Steve.

Do you trust me?

Of course I trust you.

Then trust me on this.

Lindsay? Can you come into your bedroom, please?

What are you guys doing in my room?

What's wrong?

Sweetie, why don't you have a seat?

Okay.

We just want to talk to you about... Some changes that are going to be

happening.

You guys aren't getting a divorce, are you?

No, sweetie.

I'm sorry.

I didn't mean to worry you.

What I meant to say was, I want to talk to you about some changes that are going

to be happening to you.

Oh, God.

You guys, you're not about to give me the talk, right?

Well... I'm 18, and I know all about the birds and the bees, so can we please

just save us a whole lot of embarrassment?

Sweetie, I know you know all about sex, but Lindsay,

you're a beautiful woman, and before long, if not already, boys are going to

chasing after you, and those boys only have one thing on their minds.

Jesus Christ, can you just get on with it already?

I'm just trying to give her some context, Steve.

Okay, enough with context. Just fucking tell her.

What the hell is going on?

Do you remember when you told me you're a virgin?

Mom, I told you that I'm confident. I know, but that doesn't change the fact

that you're not going to stay a virgin forever, okay?

And I know it's going to happen, and I know that there's nothing that I can do

about it, but I want you to lose your virginity to someone that you trust.

Someone that you love.

And someone who has your best interest at heart.

Sweetie.

I want you to lose your virginity to your father.

This is a joke, right?

No. It's not.

Yes, it is.

Because that's the only reasonable explanation for the words that just came

of your mouth.

I told you. I told you this was a terrible...

Told you that. I know, but just listen to me.

Can you guys please just get out and leave me alone?

Sweetie, we're not going anywhere.

Okay?

And you just need to hear me out on this, okay? Because if you don't,

we're not going to pay your tuition at college next year.

Lindsay, let me ask you this question.

Do you want to get pregnant?

Jesus, Mom, of course not.

Okay, and I didn't think so, but if you're going to lose your virginity to

random stranger, that's exactly what's going to happen.

That or something worse.

What do you mean worse?

Sweetie, I've never told you this.

But when I was young, a lot younger than you are now, I was abused

sexually.

And it destroyed me, okay?

And I just don't want that to happen to you.

Mom, I never knew that.

You see?

Do you understand why I just want to keep you safe?

And if protecting you means doing something that the rest of the world is

completely against, then screw the rest of the world, okay?

And look, Steve is safe and he's clean and he can answer any questions that you

might have.

Just please, let us do this for you.

So, uh, you know, you really don't have to do this to spite what your mother

says.

No, she's, she's right.

I need to do this.

I mean, if I'm honest, because I always have had kind of a crush on you.

I mean, that's just how I am.

inappropriate behavior to have a crush on your father.

But I mean, I guess we're way past inappropriate now, aren't we?

Yeah, we kind of are.

Sure.

Oh.

How was it?

Um, it was good.

Look, honey, I know it's not a normal situation, but it's something that had

happen.

And now that Lindsay has it all out of her system, we don't have to worry about

it for a long time until she's old enough to make more mature decisions.

Yeah, I guess you're right.

Are you okay?

Yeah, I'm good.

Well, do you want to talk about it?

Nope. Don't want to talk about it.

Well, don't think that what you did tonight didn't go unnoticed.

And if you have any energy left, I would love to show you just how

appreciative...

I'm good. I'm just kind of tired. I'm probably just going to, you know, lay

down.

Okay. Get some sleep.

Good night.

Good night.

Okay, I can't handle this.

Apparently we need to talk about the elephant in the room.

Can we talk about what happened the other night?

Lindsay, I tried talking about it with you the other day, and all you would say

to me is that you were fine.

I am fine.

I did what she said, so it's over now.

But is it really over?

Absolutely.

Right, Dad?

That's right completely over

The

spaghetti

is delicious

Everything alright with you? You're awful quiet today.

Have you seen Lindsay today?

Because I haven't seen my daughter.

I figure she's just been held up in her room all day.

The same room you showed so much interest in.

Tell her what you're saying. You already know that I've fucking seen her, okay?

And I thought you personally would be happy that I'd seen her. That she wasn't

out learning that kind of stuff from some random fucking guy.

Happy?

You're just looking for any excuse to be with her. You're disgusting.

I'm disgusting?

I'm disgusting?

Do you have any idea how fucking crazy you sound, okay?

You're the psycho bitch who... tempt out their own real daughter to their

stepfather because they're afraid of the really, really big world out there,

okay? This is what you wanted.

This is not what I wanted. I wanted to protect her. I didn't think my husband

would be running off to fuck her every time he got the chance.

You still awake?

Wanted to talk about earlier.

Hi. Hi.

What are you doing?

It's late.

You should be in bed by now.

Yeah.

Is it okay if I come in?

Sure.

I can't stop thinking about what happened earlier.

I know. To be honest, I can't either.

Ummm...

Hmm.

Yeah. Yeah.

Fuck.

Oh.

Oh, that girl.

No.

oh my god

um um

Good one.

Mm hmm. Mm hmm.

Oh, yeah.

Oh.

There you go.

Oh.

Oh, my fucking God.

Yeah? Uh -huh. Oh, yeah.

Oh, look at you.

Oh, yeah.

Oh my god.

Oh yeah.

Thank you.

Oh, no.

Good.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck. Oh.

Can I get on top of you?

Oh my fucking god.

It's so cool.

Jesus. God, that feels so good.

God, that

feels

fucking good.

You like that, don't you?

Mm -hmm.

Hmm.

Yeah! Fuck me!

Yes! Yes!

Yeah. Yeah.

Hmm.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I want you to fucking tell me you love me.

Oh, yeah.

Would you say it louder?

Tell me you love me.

I love you.

I love you.

Yes. Yes.

Told you not to fucking do it.

Be careful what you wish for.