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Surprise!

You're late.

Where did everyone go?

They all went home. The party's over.

Ah, come on. I'm not that late.

I'll be here in a little bit. The party ended 30 minutes ago. 30 minutes ago?

But I'll tell you what happens. Let's rewind.

So I was in the car. I was driving down the street. And I was driving like this.

And I saw a raccoon in the middle of the road.

A raccoon in the middle of the road. Before I knew it, a raccoon. He jumped

the car.

And the raccoon started driving.

And he's driving along like this. And I was like, hey, raccoon, what are you

doing?

And the raccoon's like, hey, I'm going to drive your car.

And I'm there. I just sweep along like this, you know, in the car with the

raccoon driving. Remember, the raccoon is driving.

I'm not driving. And then what happens?

And the raccoon, pow, hit the tree.

And we have to get out of the car because the raccoon's driving.

And if the police see a raccoon driving, they're going to be like, what the hell

is going on?

You know?

So the car couldn't get out. The car is destroyed.

So I had to tell the grasshopper to get out and go in, because it was a three

-to -five grasshopper driving a car, and what the hell was that thing?

And then, for the hopscotch to jump, you know, I had to go in there and get the

lead, and the car was full, and I had to get a cab.

But then, as I said, I'm in this cab, and I get stuck behind a car.

People climbing around. There's one after the other. Climb, climb, climb,

climb. Well, keep on, chief.

Are you kidding me?

Yeah,

I want my money back.

There's one problem with that. We don't do refunds.

We don't refunds.

I paid for a service that you didn't provide.

I didn't give you a service.

You like that? No?

Yeah. You're going to have to make it up to me. If you're not going to give me a

refund, I'm going to have to use you in some way.

Hey, how can you use me? Where am I going?

Play it more.

This thing ain't gonna suck itself, is it?

Yeah.

That means I like it.

Ooh.

I didn't make $100 today.

Well, what do you mean?

You went, oh.

Hello.

Okay.

Goodbye.

No more clowning around.

Touche.

Touche.

Don't get her confused now.

See you.

See you.

Oh, yeah, you don't plan around.

You get straight to work.

Can you all see that?

Boop!

Yeah.

I'm going to come and sit in this car.

I'm going to fuck you.

I'm going to fuck you.

You're going to fuck me?

Yeah. Oh, this is... It's okay.

How does this work?

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah.

Yes, yes.

Wait a minute, do you fucking confess that?