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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,746 --> 00:00:03,417 [wind howling] 2 00:00:04,319 --> 00:00:06,990 [gentle music] 3 00:00:33,438 --> 00:00:35,809 - Tell me there's a Bigfoot behind me. 4 00:00:36,944 --> 00:00:39,182 [birds chirping] 5 00:00:39,182 --> 00:00:40,150 No such luck. 6 00:00:40,150 --> 00:00:43,924 Just bloody trees, grass. 7 00:00:45,426 --> 00:00:46,528 Which is a shame 'cause it costs quite a lot of money 8 00:00:46,528 --> 00:00:47,329 to fly out here. 9 00:00:48,799 --> 00:00:50,302 This place in general though. 10 00:00:50,302 --> 00:00:53,507 So thank you, student loan, for being there for me. 11 00:00:53,507 --> 00:00:54,910 Even when Bigfoot was not. 12 00:00:55,878 --> 00:00:58,516 [gentle music] 13 00:01:00,020 --> 00:01:03,158 This week on, "Monster Hunters" we're here in Scotland 14 00:01:03,158 --> 00:01:06,030 looking for none other than the Loch Ness Monster. 15 00:01:07,232 --> 00:01:08,200 Is he under there? 16 00:01:10,438 --> 00:01:11,473 I like to think so. 17 00:01:12,642 --> 00:01:15,547 But we are, it must be said, missing a monster, 18 00:01:15,547 --> 00:01:17,918 one large monster short, we be. 19 00:01:18,853 --> 00:01:21,491 [gentle music] 20 00:01:22,593 --> 00:01:26,066 [chimney dirt trickling] 21 00:01:31,676 --> 00:01:33,847 [boots thudding] 22 00:01:37,052 --> 00:01:39,991 [werewolf growling] 23 00:01:39,991 --> 00:01:42,629 [gentle music] 24 00:01:45,368 --> 00:01:47,672 - [Joe Bob Voiceover] "It was the night before Christmas 25 00:01:47,672 --> 00:01:49,975 "when all through the house, not a creature was stirring, 26 00:01:49,975 --> 00:01:51,278 "not even a mouse. 27 00:01:52,514 --> 00:01:54,884 "The stockings were hung by the chimney with care 28 00:01:56,254 --> 00:01:58,557 "in hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there. 29 00:01:59,993 --> 00:02:01,830 "The children were nestled all snug in their beds 30 00:02:01,830 --> 00:02:04,769 "while visions of sugar plums danced in their heads. 31 00:02:06,171 --> 00:02:09,077 "And mama and her kerchief and I and my cap 32 00:02:09,077 --> 00:02:12,617 "had just settled our brains for a long winter's nap. 33 00:02:12,617 --> 00:02:14,686 "When out on the lawn there run such a clatter, 34 00:02:14,686 --> 00:02:17,358 "I sprang from my bed to see what was the matter. 35 00:02:17,358 --> 00:02:19,662 "Away to the window I flew like a flash, 36 00:02:19,662 --> 00:02:22,467 "threw open the shutters and threw up the sash. 37 00:02:22,467 --> 00:02:25,173 "The moon on the breast of the new fallen snow 38 00:02:25,173 --> 00:02:28,144 "gave a luster of midday to objects below. 39 00:02:28,144 --> 00:02:30,215 "When what to my wondering eyes did appear, 40 00:02:30,215 --> 00:02:33,922 "but a miniature sleigh and eight tiny reindeer. 41 00:02:33,922 --> 00:02:36,259 "With a little old driver so lively and quick, 42 00:02:36,259 --> 00:02:38,997 "I knew in a moment he must be St. Nick. 43 00:02:38,997 --> 00:02:41,802 "More rapid than eagles, his coarser as they came 44 00:02:41,802 --> 00:02:44,841 "and he whistled and shouted and called them by name. 45 00:02:44,841 --> 00:02:48,747 "Now Dasher, now Dancer, now Prancer and Vixen. 46 00:02:48,747 --> 00:02:52,020 "On Comet, on Cupid, on Donner and Blitzen. 47 00:02:52,020 --> 00:02:54,425 "To the top of the porch, to the top of the wall. 48 00:02:54,425 --> 00:02:57,898 "Now dash away, dash away, dash away all. 49 00:02:57,898 --> 00:02:59,434 [wind howling] 50 00:02:59,434 --> 00:03:01,972 "As leaves that before the wild hurricane fly 51 00:03:01,972 --> 00:03:04,776 "when they meet with an obstacle mount to the sky, 52 00:03:04,776 --> 00:03:07,849 "so up to the housetop the coursers they flew 53 00:03:07,849 --> 00:03:11,021 "with a sleigh full of toys and St. Nicholas too. 54 00:03:11,021 --> 00:03:13,559 "And then in a twinkling, I heard on the roof 55 00:03:13,559 --> 00:03:16,197 "the prancing and pawing of each little hoof. 56 00:03:16,197 --> 00:03:18,802 "As I drew in my head and was turning around, 57 00:03:18,802 --> 00:03:22,041 "down the chimney, St. Nicholas came with a bound. 58 00:03:22,041 --> 00:03:24,479 "He was dressed all in fur from his head to his foot 59 00:03:24,479 --> 00:03:28,119 "and his clothes were all tarnished with ashes and soot. 60 00:03:28,119 --> 00:03:30,423 "A bundle of toys he had flung on his back 61 00:03:30,423 --> 00:03:33,228 "and he looked like a peddler just opening his pack. 62 00:03:33,228 --> 00:03:34,564 "His eyes, how they twinkled, 63 00:03:34,564 --> 00:03:36,200 "his dimples how merry. 64 00:03:36,200 --> 00:03:39,339 "His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry. 65 00:03:39,339 --> 00:03:41,777 "His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow 66 00:03:41,777 --> 00:03:45,217 "and the beard on his chin was as white as the snow. 67 00:03:45,217 --> 00:03:47,821 "The stump of a pipe he held tight in his teeth 68 00:03:47,821 --> 00:03:51,661 "and the smoke, it encircled his head like a wreath. 69 00:03:51,661 --> 00:03:54,466 "He had a broad face and a little round belly 70 00:03:54,466 --> 00:03:57,706 "that shook when he laughed like a bowl full of jelly. 71 00:03:57,706 --> 00:04:00,210 "He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old elf. 72 00:04:00,210 --> 00:04:04,284 "I laughed when I saw him in spite of myself. 73 00:04:04,284 --> 00:04:06,321 "A wink of his eye and a twist of his head 74 00:04:06,321 --> 00:04:08,926 "soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread. 75 00:04:10,328 --> 00:04:12,231 "He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work 76 00:04:12,231 --> 00:04:13,968 "and filled all the stockings. 77 00:04:13,968 --> 00:04:15,804 "Then turned with a jerk. 78 00:04:15,804 --> 00:04:19,177 "And laying his finger aside of his nose and giving a nod 79 00:04:19,177 --> 00:04:21,482 "up the chimney he rose. 80 00:04:21,482 --> 00:04:25,289 "He sprained to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle 81 00:04:25,289 --> 00:04:28,460 "and away they all flew like the down of a thistle. 82 00:04:28,460 --> 00:04:31,466 "But I heard him explain, as he drove out of sight, 83 00:04:31,466 --> 00:04:35,106 "Happy Christmas to all and to all a good night. 84 00:04:35,874 --> 00:04:37,811 "And then, 85 00:04:37,811 --> 00:04:41,818 "well, things went completely fucking batshit crazy, 86 00:04:41,818 --> 00:04:43,287 "if you know what I mean. 87 00:04:43,287 --> 00:04:45,024 "And I think you do. 88 00:04:46,327 --> 00:04:51,302 "Joe Bob says, be careful what you wish for." 89 00:04:52,971 --> 00:04:55,676 - [Radio Host] See that was very bright, on the radio. 90 00:04:55,676 --> 00:04:59,016 Now here's one that most kids like, this kid does too. 91 00:04:59,016 --> 00:04:59,983 Standby. 92 00:04:59,983 --> 00:05:01,520 [gentle upbeat music] 93 00:05:01,520 --> 00:05:02,823 ♪ You better watch out 94 00:05:02,823 --> 00:05:04,592 - Quick cameo for my handsome face. 95 00:05:04,592 --> 00:05:06,429 But I'm not the reason you're here. 96 00:05:07,197 --> 00:05:08,199 Name? 97 00:05:08,199 --> 00:05:11,037 - Gray, Lucy Gray. 98 00:05:11,037 --> 00:05:12,907 - [Dustin] Oh, hang on, just wanna get a shot 99 00:05:12,907 --> 00:05:14,577 of the Hastings sign. 100 00:05:14,577 --> 00:05:18,317 ♪ He's making a list, checking it twice ♪ 101 00:05:18,317 --> 00:05:19,819 ♪ He's gonna find out 102 00:05:19,819 --> 00:05:21,790 - [Dustin] Oh fuck off, mate, it's already clean. 103 00:05:21,790 --> 00:05:23,159 - He's harmless. 104 00:05:24,495 --> 00:05:26,030 There you go, Stan. 105 00:05:26,030 --> 00:05:27,634 Go get yourself some real meth, not that cheap shit. 106 00:05:27,634 --> 00:05:30,038 - [Dustin] No, you're crazy. 107 00:05:30,038 --> 00:05:32,943 - Tis the season to be jolly, so say the idiots. 108 00:05:32,943 --> 00:05:34,212 [car engine revving] 109 00:05:34,212 --> 00:05:35,481 Can we please listen to something else. 110 00:05:35,481 --> 00:05:37,317 I'm so fucking sick of Christmas music. 111 00:05:37,317 --> 00:05:39,255 - [Dustin] This is a classic. 112 00:05:39,255 --> 00:05:43,797 ♪ Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, jingle all the way ♪ 113 00:05:43,797 --> 00:05:48,872 ♪ Oh what fun it is to ride on a one horse open sleigh ♪ 114 00:05:50,809 --> 00:05:51,644 - Dustin. 115 00:05:51,644 --> 00:05:52,478 - [Dustin] What? 116 00:05:52,478 --> 00:05:53,948 - Change it please. 117 00:05:53,948 --> 00:05:55,984 - [Dustin] What have you got against Christmas? 118 00:05:55,984 --> 00:05:57,988 - Oh, I don't know, you name it. 119 00:05:57,988 --> 00:05:59,558 Parents are divorced on Christmas Day. 120 00:05:59,558 --> 00:06:00,726 Being so broke this year 121 00:06:00,726 --> 00:06:02,329 that I stole my gifts from John Lewis. 122 00:06:02,329 --> 00:06:03,799 Legged it when the alarm went off and twisted my ankle, 123 00:06:03,799 --> 00:06:05,602 which I had for fucking days. 124 00:06:05,602 --> 00:06:07,706 All whilst this song miraculously played 125 00:06:07,706 --> 00:06:08,942 everywhere I hobbled. 126 00:06:08,942 --> 00:06:10,444 So fuck this song and fuck Christmas. 127 00:06:10,444 --> 00:06:13,316 - [Dustin] Wow, I think you gave me a semi. 128 00:06:13,316 --> 00:06:14,751 - We're here to investigate werewolves, 129 00:06:14,751 --> 00:06:17,557 not to celebrate the profits of certain retailers. 130 00:06:17,557 --> 00:06:18,793 ♪ It is to ride in a one 131 00:06:18,793 --> 00:06:20,896 - [Dustin] Can we stop and fuck somewhere? 132 00:06:20,896 --> 00:06:22,165 - No. 133 00:06:22,165 --> 00:06:23,634 [car engine revving] 134 00:06:23,634 --> 00:06:24,870 ♪ Jingle Bells 135 00:06:24,870 --> 00:06:27,040 - [Dustin] That stuff about your parents. 136 00:06:27,040 --> 00:06:28,276 I'm sorry. 137 00:06:28,276 --> 00:06:29,211 - Why, it wasn't you shagged the bimbo 138 00:06:29,211 --> 00:06:30,146 who runs the bingo hall, was it? 139 00:06:30,146 --> 00:06:31,181 - [Dustin] It wasn't, no. 140 00:06:32,083 --> 00:06:33,318 ♪ Oh what fun 141 00:06:33,318 --> 00:06:34,354 - [Dustin] How old were you when it happened? 142 00:06:34,354 --> 00:06:36,023 - Oh, please. 143 00:06:36,023 --> 00:06:40,131 ♪ In a one horse open sleigh 144 00:06:40,131 --> 00:06:42,769 [upbeat music] 145 00:06:56,861 --> 00:06:58,363 How does it happen/ 146 00:06:58,363 --> 00:06:59,632 What, like you can't keep your fucking dick in your pants. 147 00:06:59,632 --> 00:07:01,736 - Oh, gee, fucking calm down. 148 00:07:01,736 --> 00:07:03,039 You'd gone. - Which, where am I going? 149 00:07:03,039 --> 00:07:04,374 Am am I going left and right? 150 00:07:04,374 --> 00:07:05,209 - [Dustin] Left. 151 00:07:05,209 --> 00:07:06,144 - Fucking hell. 152 00:07:06,144 --> 00:07:07,413 - [Dustin] It just happened. 153 00:07:07,413 --> 00:07:09,116 I was drinking, she was drinking, you were gone. 154 00:07:09,116 --> 00:07:10,052 - It doesn't just fucking happen. 155 00:07:10,052 --> 00:07:11,554 I didn't accidentally fall 156 00:07:11,554 --> 00:07:13,023 on someone else's cock, did I? - We're not exclusive, Lucy. 157 00:07:13,023 --> 00:07:14,526 We go around telling people that we're just fucking, 158 00:07:14,526 --> 00:07:16,028 why would we be exclusive? - I don't, I don't. 159 00:07:16,028 --> 00:07:17,732 - We never fucking said that. 160 00:07:17,732 --> 00:07:18,968 - Fine, fine. 161 00:07:18,968 --> 00:07:20,170 So I'll just go around and fuck your best mate, 162 00:07:20,170 --> 00:07:21,104 shall I? - It's not even the best mate. 163 00:07:21,104 --> 00:07:22,574 - Shut the fuck up, Dustin. 164 00:07:22,574 --> 00:07:24,110 - You keep saying how much you fucking hate her. 165 00:07:24,110 --> 00:07:26,915 - You're fucking, you dare fucking film this Dustin. 166 00:07:26,915 --> 00:07:29,953 [car engine revving] 167 00:07:29,953 --> 00:07:31,222 - [Dustin] Looks cozy. 168 00:07:31,222 --> 00:07:33,226 - Do not be fooled. 169 00:07:33,226 --> 00:07:35,130 [door knocking] 170 00:07:35,130 --> 00:07:38,235 [gentle music] 171 00:07:38,235 --> 00:07:39,137 - Lucy. 172 00:07:40,239 --> 00:07:41,842 Why is there a camera in my face? 173 00:07:41,842 --> 00:07:43,277 - Merry Christmas to you too. 174 00:07:43,277 --> 00:07:44,647 Doing a thing on my werewolves. 175 00:07:44,647 --> 00:07:46,450 - Well I'm not a bloody werewolf, am I? 176 00:07:46,450 --> 00:07:47,853 - [Dustin] Just checking the settings, Mrs. Gray, 177 00:07:47,853 --> 00:07:50,057 as we might do some interview stuff in here. 178 00:07:51,259 --> 00:07:52,528 Gonna have to swing a lens Luce. 179 00:07:52,528 --> 00:07:53,930 - But who the hell are you? 180 00:07:53,930 --> 00:07:55,433 - [Dustin] Oh, I'm Dustin. 181 00:07:55,433 --> 00:07:56,234 - Oh, you didn't tell me you were bringing someone. 182 00:07:56,234 --> 00:07:58,004 - Oh, so what if I did? 183 00:07:58,004 --> 00:07:58,839 This is Dustin. 184 00:07:58,839 --> 00:08:00,042 He's good enough in bed 185 00:08:00,042 --> 00:08:01,344 for us to be casually seeing each other. 186 00:08:01,344 --> 00:08:03,747 He's in a band called I Piss On Your Soul. 187 00:08:03,747 --> 00:08:06,052 And annoyingly labels himself as Wicken. 188 00:08:06,052 --> 00:08:10,093 He's incredibly high and he drinks way too much, 189 00:08:10,093 --> 00:08:11,696 making Christmas his favorite time of year 190 00:08:11,696 --> 00:08:13,933 because everyone else becomes an alcoholic too. 191 00:08:13,933 --> 00:08:16,705 On that note, I would love a Bailey's or three. 192 00:08:17,873 --> 00:08:19,109 - [Dustin] Hi. 193 00:08:21,212 --> 00:08:23,016 - Where's the Bailey's. 194 00:08:23,016 --> 00:08:25,754 [clock ticking] 195 00:08:27,691 --> 00:08:28,960 - [Dustin] Quiet in here? 196 00:08:28,960 --> 00:08:31,665 - This is generally how it goes, for hours. 197 00:08:31,665 --> 00:08:33,134 Mum and I have nothing in common. 198 00:08:33,134 --> 00:08:35,972 - No, I'm not talking 'cause I don't like the camera. 199 00:08:35,972 --> 00:08:36,907 - Ignore it. 200 00:08:36,907 --> 00:08:39,245 - I can't, it's in my space. 201 00:08:39,245 --> 00:08:40,380 - Look at me a sec Luce? 202 00:08:42,083 --> 00:08:43,754 - It's a charming T-shirt. 203 00:08:46,425 --> 00:08:48,261 So how's university? 204 00:08:48,261 --> 00:08:49,230 - I dropped out. 205 00:08:49,230 --> 00:08:50,999 - Oh good God. 206 00:08:50,999 --> 00:08:53,003 - But you're still working at the coffee shop? 207 00:08:53,003 --> 00:08:54,439 - I got fired. 208 00:08:54,439 --> 00:08:55,541 - Lucy. 209 00:08:56,343 --> 00:08:57,879 What am I gonna do with you? 210 00:08:59,515 --> 00:09:00,784 Still, it's very nice 211 00:09:00,784 --> 00:09:02,621 to have you down for Christmas, darling. 212 00:09:03,990 --> 00:09:04,791 - [Dustin] Thought we were gonna interview your mum 213 00:09:04,791 --> 00:09:05,726 about the werewolves. 214 00:09:05,726 --> 00:09:06,995 - No, I didn't agree to that. 215 00:09:06,995 --> 00:09:08,597 - No you don't have to if you don't want to. 216 00:09:08,597 --> 00:09:10,101 - I'd have to do my hair. 217 00:09:10,101 --> 00:09:13,706 - Fine, so how have you been mum, yoga stuff all okay? 218 00:09:13,706 --> 00:09:16,479 - Well I'm still teaching, if that's what you mean. 219 00:09:16,479 --> 00:09:18,549 - I'm not sure that is what I mean. 220 00:09:18,549 --> 00:09:19,751 You know, I'm confused, 221 00:09:19,751 --> 00:09:21,454 like we're having conversation on Mars. 222 00:09:21,454 --> 00:09:24,459 - Most likely yes, yes, if you've been at the ganja again. 223 00:09:26,897 --> 00:09:29,235 Oh, Lucy, take off that stinky, stinky jacket. 224 00:09:29,235 --> 00:09:30,671 Let me put it in the wash. 225 00:09:30,671 --> 00:09:32,541 - You can't put a leather jacket in the wash. 226 00:09:32,541 --> 00:09:33,742 - What? 227 00:09:33,742 --> 00:09:34,678 You practically live in that thing. 228 00:09:34,678 --> 00:09:35,913 Do you have a bed in there 229 00:09:35,913 --> 00:09:37,382 or something? - Funny. 230 00:09:38,919 --> 00:09:41,457 - She used to be such a sweet girl. 231 00:09:41,457 --> 00:09:44,662 Here she is at the fun fair. 232 00:09:44,662 --> 00:09:46,733 She was a hell of a shot. 233 00:09:46,733 --> 00:09:47,969 [Dustin giggling] 234 00:09:51,174 --> 00:09:53,178 Your old glasses. 235 00:09:53,178 --> 00:09:54,814 Oh, put them on Lucy, put them on. 236 00:09:54,814 --> 00:09:56,183 - You want a cup of tea mum? 237 00:09:56,183 --> 00:09:57,620 - No, I'm fine, thanks. 238 00:09:57,620 --> 00:10:00,591 - Cool, let's just sit here for a bit longer then. 239 00:10:02,996 --> 00:10:03,864 [door knocking] 240 00:10:03,864 --> 00:10:04,732 Dad. 241 00:10:08,105 --> 00:10:10,042 - [Dustin] I'm gonna grab some exterior shots at the house. 242 00:10:10,042 --> 00:10:10,876 - What? 243 00:10:10,876 --> 00:10:11,711 Oh great. 244 00:10:11,711 --> 00:10:12,546 Dad. 245 00:10:12,546 --> 00:10:13,414 - Happy Christmas. 246 00:10:13,414 --> 00:10:14,249 - You look great. 247 00:10:14,249 --> 00:10:15,251 You're glowing. 248 00:10:15,251 --> 00:10:17,421 - Ah, I feel pretty good. 249 00:10:17,421 --> 00:10:19,025 What's with the camera? 250 00:10:19,025 --> 00:10:20,527 - Charlie. 251 00:10:20,527 --> 00:10:21,829 - Carol. 252 00:10:21,829 --> 00:10:23,399 How's the yoga thing going? 253 00:10:23,399 --> 00:10:24,768 - It's fine, thanks. 254 00:10:24,768 --> 00:10:26,405 How's the drinking thing going? 255 00:10:26,405 --> 00:10:27,439 - Touche. 256 00:10:27,439 --> 00:10:28,741 - Look at you. 257 00:10:28,741 --> 00:10:30,445 You're half cut already. 258 00:10:30,445 --> 00:10:32,816 You know you can't just turn up here like this. 259 00:10:32,816 --> 00:10:34,218 - I can when my daughter's in town. 260 00:10:34,218 --> 00:10:35,654 - Lemme cook your steak. 261 00:10:35,654 --> 00:10:37,023 - No, I better. 262 00:10:37,023 --> 00:10:39,127 Love the T-shirt by the way. 263 00:10:39,127 --> 00:10:41,732 Oh damn, I forgot to bring your present. 264 00:10:41,732 --> 00:10:43,001 - Ugh. - Doesn't matter. 265 00:10:43,001 --> 00:10:44,837 - Old habits die hard, don't they? 266 00:10:44,837 --> 00:10:47,041 Do you know he once forgot to close the front door, 267 00:10:47,041 --> 00:10:48,344 we were leaving the house 268 00:10:48,344 --> 00:10:50,448 and burglars came in and took everything 269 00:10:50,448 --> 00:10:52,518 without even having to break a bloody window. 270 00:10:52,518 --> 00:10:53,921 [car horn honking] 271 00:10:55,156 --> 00:10:56,859 Is there a woman in your car? 272 00:10:56,859 --> 00:10:57,661 - Yes. 273 00:10:58,763 --> 00:11:00,032 - Well, 274 00:11:00,032 --> 00:11:00,933 show her in. 275 00:11:02,970 --> 00:11:04,740 - The last time I brought a woman in here, 276 00:11:04,740 --> 00:11:06,009 you threw a toaster at her head. 277 00:11:06,009 --> 00:11:07,144 - She deserved it. 278 00:11:08,213 --> 00:11:09,448 - She said hello. 279 00:11:09,448 --> 00:11:11,285 - Yeah, it was how she said hello. 280 00:11:11,285 --> 00:11:13,155 It was her tone. 281 00:11:13,155 --> 00:11:15,860 A new bloody woman every week. 282 00:11:15,860 --> 00:11:17,229 You're like a dog on heat. 283 00:11:18,664 --> 00:11:20,268 Justin, is it? 284 00:11:20,268 --> 00:11:21,102 - [Dustin] Dustin. 285 00:11:21,102 --> 00:11:22,338 - Whatever. 286 00:11:22,338 --> 00:11:23,140 Can you please turn that bloody thing off? 287 00:11:23,140 --> 00:11:25,244 This is personal stuff. 288 00:11:25,244 --> 00:11:27,414 Pulling sluts off Tinder all the time. 289 00:11:27,414 --> 00:11:28,649 I know you are on there. 290 00:11:28,649 --> 00:11:30,553 You're such a cliche. 291 00:11:30,553 --> 00:11:32,222 I dunno what they see in you. 292 00:11:32,222 --> 00:11:34,226 - Whatever you saw in me. 293 00:11:34,226 --> 00:11:37,566 - Well, whatever it was, I mustn't have had my contacts in. 294 00:11:37,566 --> 00:11:38,467 - Touche. 295 00:11:43,443 --> 00:11:45,413 - [Dustin] Shh. 296 00:11:45,413 --> 00:11:48,452 [car engine revving] 297 00:11:54,830 --> 00:11:58,002 It is like you are an extra in your own life 298 00:11:58,002 --> 00:12:00,440 when you should be playing the lead. 299 00:12:01,742 --> 00:12:06,050 You just sit about smoking weed, watching life pass you by. 300 00:12:06,050 --> 00:12:07,720 You wear all this crazy shit 301 00:12:07,720 --> 00:12:09,756 but it's like it's wearing you. 302 00:12:11,192 --> 00:12:12,829 You have to do something in life 303 00:12:12,829 --> 00:12:14,198 to earn having bright red hair, 304 00:12:14,198 --> 00:12:16,269 you're not even in a band. 305 00:12:18,472 --> 00:12:20,109 Ignore me. 306 00:12:20,109 --> 00:12:21,010 It's the weed. 307 00:12:21,879 --> 00:12:23,548 - On my YouTube channel? 308 00:12:23,548 --> 00:12:26,320 - [Dustin] With like, four people watching it. 309 00:12:26,320 --> 00:12:28,590 - At least my name isn't Dustin. 310 00:12:28,590 --> 00:12:29,792 You ever heard of the lead singer of a band 311 00:12:29,792 --> 00:12:31,596 being called Dustin? 312 00:12:31,596 --> 00:12:32,832 No. 313 00:12:32,832 --> 00:12:36,672 If Justin Timberlake is Dustin Timberlake, 314 00:12:38,475 --> 00:12:40,245 he'd be working at KFC. 315 00:12:40,245 --> 00:12:41,414 [victim screaming] 316 00:12:41,414 --> 00:12:42,482 - Oh my God. 317 00:12:45,521 --> 00:12:47,224 - Lucy. 318 00:12:47,224 --> 00:12:50,197 [victim screaming] 319 00:12:58,411 --> 00:12:59,746 - Should I call the police? 320 00:13:00,615 --> 00:13:01,450 Lucy? 321 00:13:02,719 --> 00:13:03,620 Oh fuck. 322 00:13:04,555 --> 00:13:07,193 [wind howling] 323 00:13:31,704 --> 00:13:35,111 [police sirens blaring] 324 00:13:45,729 --> 00:13:48,334 I'd rather not break into a police station. 325 00:14:00,856 --> 00:14:02,794 - That way, there's back way in. 326 00:14:04,530 --> 00:14:06,166 They all glorify my dad, 327 00:14:06,166 --> 00:14:07,936 even though he's the only chief constable in history 328 00:14:07,936 --> 00:14:09,172 who doesn't drive. 329 00:14:09,172 --> 00:14:11,343 It's so lame, they all have to drive him around 330 00:14:16,552 --> 00:14:19,523 Right then, Monster Hunters, let's see what we can find. 331 00:14:19,523 --> 00:14:21,861 - [Dustin] Okay, I've decided you are crazy. 332 00:14:21,861 --> 00:14:24,299 - Maybe, but I don't buy the story 333 00:14:24,299 --> 00:14:26,603 that guy simply got mauled by some dog. 334 00:14:32,246 --> 00:14:35,652 [police sirens blaring] 335 00:14:41,830 --> 00:14:42,732 Whiskey? 336 00:14:46,104 --> 00:14:47,140 Maybe not. 337 00:14:47,140 --> 00:14:51,013 [police sirens blaring] 338 00:14:51,013 --> 00:14:51,915 Oh. 339 00:14:53,217 --> 00:14:54,286 Can you zoom in on that? 340 00:14:54,286 --> 00:14:55,455 - [Dustin] Silver bullets. 341 00:15:00,864 --> 00:15:01,733 Might be a joke. 342 00:15:12,719 --> 00:15:15,958 - They made us believe it was like a fireside story. 343 00:15:15,958 --> 00:15:18,831 Like werewolves living in caves, falling off the cliffs. 344 00:15:20,400 --> 00:15:22,269 Why they choose to live in Hastings of all places 345 00:15:22,269 --> 00:15:24,207 is the biggest mystery. 346 00:15:24,207 --> 00:15:26,143 [door hinge creaking] 347 00:15:27,378 --> 00:15:28,547 Okay. 348 00:15:28,547 --> 00:15:29,916 Should we take the whiskey? 349 00:15:29,916 --> 00:15:31,620 - [Dustin] I'm more of a sherry guy. 350 00:15:45,245 --> 00:15:47,147 Your parents are a weird fit. 351 00:15:47,147 --> 00:15:48,550 How'd they meet? 352 00:15:48,550 --> 00:15:51,256 - Dad met mum when he arrested her. 353 00:15:51,256 --> 00:15:52,858 She went kind of crazy in a shopping mall 354 00:15:52,858 --> 00:15:53,793 when they told her she couldn't get 355 00:15:53,793 --> 00:15:55,863 a certain bath mat in blue. 356 00:15:55,863 --> 00:15:57,534 - [Dustin] I see where you get it from? 357 00:16:02,341 --> 00:16:03,243 - Seven, 358 00:16:04,345 --> 00:16:05,981 I was seven when they divorced. 359 00:16:08,854 --> 00:16:10,757 I ran outta the house, without either of them noticing, 360 00:16:10,757 --> 00:16:11,892 into these woods. 361 00:16:13,395 --> 00:16:16,501 I really believe I saw one of those werewolves. 362 00:16:16,501 --> 00:16:17,803 - [Dustin] Batteries gone. 363 00:16:18,838 --> 00:16:20,908 - Okay ugh. 364 00:16:24,148 --> 00:16:26,819 So, Monster Hunters, 365 00:16:26,819 --> 00:16:30,893 we have a rare full moon on Christmas Eve 366 00:16:30,893 --> 00:16:35,702 and we're back in the park, hunting werewolves. 367 00:16:37,706 --> 00:16:38,607 What was that? 368 00:16:39,609 --> 00:16:40,510 Do you hear it? 369 00:16:40,510 --> 00:16:41,412 - [Dustin] Nope. 370 00:16:42,748 --> 00:16:43,950 [dogs barking] 371 00:16:43,950 --> 00:16:45,620 - Fuck. 372 00:16:48,458 --> 00:16:50,128 - [Dustin] Merry Christmas mate. 373 00:16:52,264 --> 00:16:53,200 - Before you say it, 374 00:16:53,200 --> 00:16:54,802 no I'm not scared of dogs. 375 00:16:55,904 --> 00:16:57,474 You want a hash cookie? 376 00:16:57,474 --> 00:16:59,411 - [Dustin] No, they're too strong. 377 00:16:59,411 --> 00:17:00,413 You made 'em wrong. 378 00:17:00,413 --> 00:17:03,853 - No, I made them just right. 379 00:17:03,853 --> 00:17:06,223 They're here in my pocket if you change your mind. 380 00:17:07,058 --> 00:17:08,360 Let's just explore a bit. 381 00:17:09,863 --> 00:17:13,771 So yes, viewers, we have drugs. 382 00:17:13,771 --> 00:17:15,040 Don't tell on us. 383 00:17:16,007 --> 00:17:17,376 - [Dustin] I'm freezing. 384 00:17:17,376 --> 00:17:18,980 - We'll have a hot chocolate when we get home. 385 00:17:19,781 --> 00:17:20,849 - [Dustin] With marshmallows? 386 00:17:20,849 --> 00:17:22,586 - Yes. 387 00:17:22,586 --> 00:17:23,955 - [Dustin] And a hand job? 388 00:17:35,209 --> 00:17:36,143 - What is that? 389 00:17:36,143 --> 00:17:37,379 - [Dustin] What's what? 390 00:17:38,748 --> 00:17:39,650 - That. 391 00:17:41,186 --> 00:17:42,321 - [Dustin] Oh, come on Luce, 392 00:17:42,321 --> 00:17:44,058 you saw what happened to that bloke. 393 00:17:45,427 --> 00:17:46,629 Lucy? 394 00:17:46,629 --> 00:17:49,334 [thunder rumbling] 395 00:17:49,334 --> 00:17:50,236 Thunder. 396 00:17:53,742 --> 00:17:54,610 We're lost. 397 00:18:03,326 --> 00:18:06,332 [thunder rumbling] 398 00:18:19,755 --> 00:18:21,926 - Well I know we promised you monsters, 399 00:18:21,926 --> 00:18:24,264 but it seems tonight we're bringing you 400 00:18:24,264 --> 00:18:27,670 an actual Santa sighting. 401 00:18:31,577 --> 00:18:34,081 [Santa screaming] 402 00:18:34,081 --> 00:18:37,153 [werewolf growling] 403 00:18:42,296 --> 00:18:44,166 - Bless you my child. 404 00:18:44,166 --> 00:18:45,068 Bless you. 405 00:18:46,671 --> 00:18:47,840 It's safe. 406 00:18:47,840 --> 00:18:50,010 It ran off. 407 00:18:52,882 --> 00:18:53,884 - So much blood. 408 00:18:55,620 --> 00:18:56,589 - It's okay. 409 00:18:57,757 --> 00:19:00,529 I'm sure that I can find my feet. 410 00:19:01,998 --> 00:19:03,802 - We have to get you to a hospital. 411 00:19:08,042 --> 00:19:09,278 Aren't you in pain? 412 00:19:16,591 --> 00:19:18,728 - It's the strangest thing. 413 00:19:20,098 --> 00:19:21,500 [thunder rumbling] 414 00:19:21,500 --> 00:19:25,173 No pain at all. 415 00:19:27,343 --> 00:19:30,549 [Santa screaming] 416 00:19:30,549 --> 00:19:33,521 [thunder rumbling] 417 00:19:33,521 --> 00:19:35,659 - [Lucy] The hash cookies fell out my pocket. 418 00:19:36,460 --> 00:19:37,863 [thunder rumbling] 419 00:19:37,863 --> 00:19:39,899 - [Dustin] Great, a werewolf with the munchies. 420 00:19:48,515 --> 00:19:50,519 Might have to save the town, Luce, 421 00:19:50,519 --> 00:19:53,023 the world even, save Christmas. 422 00:19:53,023 --> 00:19:55,361 Nobody knows more about monsters than you. 423 00:19:55,361 --> 00:19:56,530 - Why would I wanna save Christmas? 424 00:19:56,530 --> 00:19:57,665 I couldn't care less. 425 00:19:59,134 --> 00:20:02,574 Oh, come on, my only knowledge comes from comic books. 426 00:20:02,574 --> 00:20:04,010 - [Dustin] It's a start. 427 00:20:04,010 --> 00:20:05,412 You owe it to your viewers. 428 00:20:07,349 --> 00:20:08,852 Take the camera. 429 00:20:08,852 --> 00:20:10,054 I'm getting an Uber back to London no matter cost, 430 00:20:10,054 --> 00:20:10,722 I'm out of here. - Okay, fine, fine, 431 00:20:10,722 --> 00:20:12,057 you're right. 432 00:20:12,057 --> 00:20:13,193 People need to know the truth 433 00:20:13,193 --> 00:20:15,330 about whatever happens here tonight. 434 00:20:15,330 --> 00:20:17,501 This is an episode like any other, 435 00:20:17,501 --> 00:20:20,139 just with an actual monster. 436 00:20:21,240 --> 00:20:23,912 But I need you behind the camera. 437 00:20:23,912 --> 00:20:24,747 - [Dustin] No way. 438 00:20:24,747 --> 00:20:25,982 You're on your own. 439 00:20:25,982 --> 00:20:26,650 I'm getting the fuck out of here. 440 00:20:26,650 --> 00:20:27,519 - Dustin, 441 00:20:28,320 --> 00:20:29,555 Dustin, if you don't film me, 442 00:20:29,555 --> 00:20:31,158 I will release our sex tape online. 443 00:20:32,060 --> 00:20:33,195 - [Dustin] Which one? 444 00:20:34,731 --> 00:20:36,568 - The one where you made me dress up as your mum. 445 00:20:36,568 --> 00:20:38,104 - [Dustin] Okay. 446 00:20:38,104 --> 00:20:38,906 Okay, okay. 447 00:20:45,951 --> 00:20:47,320 - Where are the police cars? 448 00:20:49,224 --> 00:20:50,593 - [Dustin] This prick again. 449 00:21:00,878 --> 00:21:03,283 - [Shop Owner] Excuse me, can I help you? 450 00:21:03,283 --> 00:21:05,420 - Yes, I need some silver bullets please. 451 00:21:07,591 --> 00:21:09,027 Do some damage with this. 452 00:21:09,027 --> 00:21:11,298 - [Carol] What are you doing? 453 00:21:11,298 --> 00:21:14,269 - Santa's turned into a werewolf and we're gonna kill him. 454 00:21:15,605 --> 00:21:17,976 He's probably right now climbing down chimney after chimney, 455 00:21:17,976 --> 00:21:19,212 eating family's alive. 456 00:21:20,581 --> 00:21:22,651 - Are you making this up for one of your films? 457 00:21:22,651 --> 00:21:23,887 - Yeah, if you like. 458 00:21:23,887 --> 00:21:24,821 I'm gonna need to borrow your car. 459 00:21:24,821 --> 00:21:26,258 - Well what about your car? 460 00:21:26,258 --> 00:21:27,760 - Police took it 'til tomorrow 'cause I was high. 461 00:21:27,760 --> 00:21:29,697 - No, it's my name on the license. 462 00:21:29,697 --> 00:21:30,832 - There are bigger things to worry about. 463 00:21:30,832 --> 00:21:31,701 - No. 464 00:21:33,070 --> 00:21:35,007 - Fine, you'll just have to come with us and drive us. 465 00:21:35,007 --> 00:21:36,843 - Drive you, drive you where? 466 00:21:36,843 --> 00:21:38,112 - To the wolf. 467 00:21:38,112 --> 00:21:39,581 - [Dustin] How are we gonna find it? 468 00:21:39,581 --> 00:21:40,650 - We'll follow the police or something. 469 00:21:40,650 --> 00:21:41,852 Dad, we need to call dad. 470 00:21:41,852 --> 00:21:43,622 - Look I don't know what all this is about, 471 00:21:43,622 --> 00:21:45,993 but okay, I'll do the driving for you. 472 00:21:45,993 --> 00:21:47,530 But in exchange, Lucy, 473 00:21:47,530 --> 00:21:50,768 I would like you to help me stuff the Turkey later, okay. 474 00:21:50,768 --> 00:21:51,770 - Whatever, let's go. 475 00:21:53,640 --> 00:21:54,842 Have you done your hair, mum? 476 00:21:54,842 --> 00:21:56,312 - Yes. 477 00:21:56,312 --> 00:21:58,448 If I'm gonna be on the bloody camera all the time. 478 00:21:58,448 --> 00:21:59,384 - You love it! 479 00:21:59,384 --> 00:22:00,252 - I do not. 480 00:22:01,288 --> 00:22:02,623 - Mum, can we go faster? 481 00:22:02,623 --> 00:22:04,159 Dad, pick up. 482 00:22:04,159 --> 00:22:06,664 - So I'm driving towards the sound of the sirens? 483 00:22:06,664 --> 00:22:07,899 - Yes. 484 00:22:07,899 --> 00:22:10,103 I wish dad picks up his bloody phone. 485 00:22:10,103 --> 00:22:11,673 - Mm, tell me about it. 486 00:22:11,673 --> 00:22:12,875 What do you need him for? 487 00:22:12,875 --> 00:22:14,177 - Tell you later. 488 00:22:15,279 --> 00:22:16,214 - Well, this is madness. 489 00:22:16,214 --> 00:22:17,082 - [Lucy] Oh you love it. 490 00:22:17,082 --> 00:22:18,051 - I do not. 491 00:22:19,386 --> 00:22:22,325 - Actually, can we quickly stop over at Rupert's? 492 00:22:22,325 --> 00:22:23,493 He's only person I know 493 00:22:23,493 --> 00:22:25,431 who's read more monster books that I have. 494 00:22:25,431 --> 00:22:26,833 - [Carol] There's something wrong with that man. 495 00:22:26,833 --> 00:22:28,870 - There are a lots of things wrong with him. 496 00:22:28,870 --> 00:22:29,871 - [Dustin] Who's Rupert? 497 00:22:29,871 --> 00:22:31,475 - Best childhood mate. 498 00:22:31,475 --> 00:22:33,278 [door knocking] 499 00:22:33,278 --> 00:22:35,849 [dog barking] 500 00:22:37,385 --> 00:22:38,287 Rupert. 501 00:22:39,122 --> 00:22:40,591 - Lucy. 502 00:22:40,591 --> 00:22:42,127 - Santa's turned into a werewolf. 503 00:22:42,127 --> 00:22:44,498 Might need your help to save Christmas. 504 00:22:44,498 --> 00:22:46,769 [insects chirping] 505 00:22:46,769 --> 00:22:47,938 - I'll grab my jacket. 506 00:22:49,874 --> 00:22:53,581 [car engine revving] 507 00:22:53,581 --> 00:22:55,018 - Anyone want a jelly ring? 508 00:22:59,859 --> 00:23:00,694 How do we kill it? 509 00:23:00,694 --> 00:23:01,696 - I'm not sure. 510 00:23:02,531 --> 00:23:03,900 Got an ice skate. 511 00:23:03,900 --> 00:23:05,436 - Where's the other one? 512 00:23:05,436 --> 00:23:07,272 - I don't know, lost. 513 00:23:07,272 --> 00:23:09,243 - I take it that blade's not pure silver. 514 00:23:09,243 --> 00:23:10,545 - Obviously not. 515 00:23:10,545 --> 00:23:12,749 - You need real silver to kill a werewolf. 516 00:23:12,749 --> 00:23:13,650 - Yeah, I know. 517 00:23:14,519 --> 00:23:16,088 - Look, we can't just kill it. 518 00:23:17,257 --> 00:23:18,192 - Why not? 519 00:23:18,192 --> 00:23:20,263 - 'Cause it's Father Christmas. 520 00:23:20,263 --> 00:23:21,799 - That thing is not Father Christmas. 521 00:23:21,799 --> 00:23:23,468 - It is, deep down. 522 00:23:24,603 --> 00:23:26,607 But at least we'd be sure of killing him. 523 00:23:27,943 --> 00:23:30,348 A werewolf can only be killed by someone who loves him. 524 00:23:30,348 --> 00:23:32,585 And who doesn't love Father Christmas? 525 00:23:34,288 --> 00:23:35,323 I must say Lucy, 526 00:23:36,592 --> 00:23:39,364 you look better than you used to. 527 00:23:39,364 --> 00:23:41,066 Pretty, almost. 528 00:23:41,066 --> 00:23:43,270 - Thanks, I guess. 529 00:23:43,270 --> 00:23:45,441 - [Dustin] Why are you wearing a suit, dude? 530 00:23:45,441 --> 00:23:47,512 You just come from work or something? 531 00:23:47,512 --> 00:23:50,550 - No, I was just at home, dude. 532 00:23:50,550 --> 00:23:51,853 - It's just Rupert's thing. 533 00:23:51,853 --> 00:23:53,322 Never seen him out of a suit. 534 00:23:53,322 --> 00:23:55,359 - 'Cause I got style girl. 535 00:23:55,359 --> 00:23:58,331 - Please, you look like a disgraced kids TV presenter. 536 00:24:05,244 --> 00:24:08,315 [werewolf growling] 537 00:24:11,855 --> 00:24:13,391 - [Rupert] How are you gonna do it, Luce? 538 00:24:13,391 --> 00:24:14,326 - [Lucy] I'm gonna smash the ice skate 539 00:24:14,326 --> 00:24:15,729 into the side of his head. 540 00:24:15,729 --> 00:24:18,802 [werewolf growling] 541 00:24:27,517 --> 00:24:28,618 - [Rupert] Luce. 542 00:24:28,618 --> 00:24:30,222 - [Lucy] I can't do it. 543 00:24:30,222 --> 00:24:33,360 [werewolf growling] 544 00:24:34,629 --> 00:24:35,565 [glass breaking] 545 00:24:35,565 --> 00:24:36,834 - [Dustin] Why has it run away? 546 00:24:36,834 --> 00:24:38,403 - [Rupert] Not developed its killer instinct yet. 547 00:24:38,403 --> 00:24:39,705 Inside he's still Santa. 548 00:24:39,705 --> 00:24:40,974 - [Lucy] We'll get him next time. 549 00:24:40,974 --> 00:24:42,678 - [Reporter] Footage has surfaced on social media 550 00:24:42,678 --> 00:24:44,180 of this werewolf Santa, 551 00:24:44,180 --> 00:24:47,920 in a local park, eating the heart out of a child's chest. 552 00:24:47,920 --> 00:24:49,523 Local residents said they saw-- 553 00:24:54,098 --> 00:24:56,736 - [Dustin] Looks like he's found that killer instinct. 554 00:24:58,874 --> 00:25:00,176 [window tapping] 555 00:25:02,179 --> 00:25:03,916 - What happened to your eye? 556 00:25:03,916 --> 00:25:06,219 - Night shifts can be tough. 557 00:25:06,219 --> 00:25:08,724 Carol, what are you doing here? 558 00:25:08,724 --> 00:25:10,427 - They asked me to drive. 559 00:25:10,427 --> 00:25:11,496 I dunno what's going on there, 560 00:25:11,496 --> 00:25:12,765 there's some horrible footage 561 00:25:12,765 --> 00:25:15,336 of some child being eaten on their phones. 562 00:25:15,336 --> 00:25:16,672 But all these sirens. 563 00:25:17,741 --> 00:25:19,010 - Go home. 564 00:25:19,010 --> 00:25:20,979 - We saw him, Dad. 565 00:25:20,979 --> 00:25:23,250 We saw Santa get bit by that. 566 00:25:23,250 --> 00:25:24,286 - Werewolf. - Yeah, 567 00:25:24,286 --> 00:25:25,588 we were there when it happened. 568 00:25:25,588 --> 00:25:27,559 So no police coverups. 569 00:25:27,559 --> 00:25:29,194 - [Dustin] You are such a dickhead. 570 00:25:29,194 --> 00:25:31,299 - You weren't there, Rupert. 571 00:25:31,299 --> 00:25:32,534 - Yeah, maybe not. 572 00:25:32,534 --> 00:25:33,435 But I have this video on my phone. 573 00:25:33,435 --> 00:25:34,671 - Gimme that. 574 00:25:34,671 --> 00:25:35,873 - [Rupert] Hey, police brutality. 575 00:25:36,908 --> 00:25:38,144 - I'm deleting it. 576 00:25:38,144 --> 00:25:39,346 - Go ahead. 577 00:25:39,346 --> 00:25:41,750 It's everywhere anyway, on everyone's phone. 578 00:25:41,750 --> 00:25:45,157 And I know about the UFO coverup in this town too. 579 00:25:45,157 --> 00:25:47,327 They're hiding aliens in the old town Friar chip shop, 580 00:25:47,327 --> 00:25:48,596 everyone knows it. 581 00:25:48,596 --> 00:25:50,666 That's why the chips there tastes funny. 582 00:25:50,666 --> 00:25:53,906 Radiation coming in under the door from the back room 583 00:25:53,906 --> 00:25:57,579 where those things hide under big glass domes. 584 00:25:57,579 --> 00:25:59,048 - [Dustin] Great. 585 00:25:59,048 --> 00:26:01,085 So on top of everything else that's clearly fucked with you, 586 00:26:01,085 --> 00:26:03,890 you're also that annoying conspiracy theory guy. 587 00:26:03,890 --> 00:26:05,693 - Dad, I know how to kill the werewolf. 588 00:26:05,693 --> 00:26:07,897 - This isn't a comic book, it's real. 589 00:26:07,897 --> 00:26:09,333 And turn off that camera. 590 00:26:09,333 --> 00:26:11,504 - What is, is all this real? 591 00:26:11,504 --> 00:26:12,706 - Yes. - Yes. 592 00:26:12,706 --> 00:26:14,542 They have silver bullets in the comics, Dad. 593 00:26:14,542 --> 00:26:16,413 Same as you have. 594 00:26:16,413 --> 00:26:17,915 I know everything. 595 00:26:19,184 --> 00:26:22,591 - Lucy, what do you want? 596 00:26:22,591 --> 00:26:24,193 - To document it. 597 00:26:24,193 --> 00:26:25,796 Follow you around tonight. 598 00:26:25,796 --> 00:26:27,867 You never know, you might need our help. 599 00:26:28,902 --> 00:26:30,772 You don't know werewolves like I do. 600 00:26:31,974 --> 00:26:34,712 [radio beeping] 601 00:26:35,914 --> 00:26:36,983 - [Police Officer] You're the last person 602 00:26:36,983 --> 00:26:38,920 with access to silver bullets. 603 00:26:40,423 --> 00:26:41,858 No backup is coming 604 00:26:41,858 --> 00:26:43,862 as they thought I was making this werewolf thing up 605 00:26:43,862 --> 00:26:45,532 as a Christmas wind up. 606 00:26:51,241 --> 00:26:52,878 - That's fine. 607 00:26:52,878 --> 00:26:55,917 I have backup, from another division. 608 00:26:55,917 --> 00:26:56,952 - Yes. - Yes. 609 00:26:57,821 --> 00:26:59,190 - We're gonna be famous Luce, 610 00:26:59,190 --> 00:27:00,892 you'll have like a billion followers. 611 00:27:00,892 --> 00:27:03,063 - It's here, in front of me. 612 00:27:03,063 --> 00:27:06,102 [police officer screaming] 613 00:27:06,102 --> 00:27:07,772 - I may need some driving about. 614 00:27:07,772 --> 00:27:09,241 - Oh really? 615 00:27:09,241 --> 00:27:10,910 You just expect me to drive you about all night. 616 00:27:10,910 --> 00:27:12,012 - That's not what I meant. 617 00:27:12,012 --> 00:27:12,981 - Oh really? 618 00:27:12,981 --> 00:27:14,217 Well, I'm not. - Mum, Dad, 619 00:27:14,217 --> 00:27:15,452 I know you hate each other's guts, 620 00:27:15,452 --> 00:27:16,621 but for now, we need to focus on the thing 621 00:27:16,621 --> 00:27:18,224 with claws that wants to kill us all. 622 00:27:18,224 --> 00:27:19,693 - She's right. 623 00:27:19,693 --> 00:27:22,899 Anyway, for now, we'll have to investigate on foot. 624 00:27:24,034 --> 00:27:25,403 - You can stay in the car if you want, mum. 625 00:27:25,403 --> 00:27:27,273 - No, I don't want. 626 00:27:27,273 --> 00:27:29,511 Not with a bloody werewolf on the loose. 627 00:27:32,683 --> 00:27:34,720 I'm gonna tear my jumper. 628 00:27:34,720 --> 00:27:36,624 - Don't be scared Dustin. - I'm not scared, dickhead. 629 00:27:36,624 --> 00:27:37,559 - We need a plan. 630 00:27:37,559 --> 00:27:39,595 - What, there's not a plan? 631 00:27:41,332 --> 00:27:42,601 - [Rupert] My van. 632 00:27:42,601 --> 00:27:44,037 - [Charlie] What? 633 00:27:44,037 --> 00:27:45,373 - We need to get the werewolf to chase us to my house, 634 00:27:45,373 --> 00:27:46,207 to my ice cream van. 635 00:27:46,207 --> 00:27:47,242 Then lock it inside. 636 00:27:47,242 --> 00:27:48,511 - [Dustin] And then what? 637 00:27:48,511 --> 00:27:50,115 - I don't know, blow it up or something. 638 00:27:50,115 --> 00:27:51,350 Call the army in to do it. 639 00:27:51,350 --> 00:27:52,986 - [Dustin] Have them on speed dial, do you? 640 00:27:52,986 --> 00:27:53,922 - Maybe. 641 00:27:53,922 --> 00:27:55,357 - Your house, four miles away? 642 00:27:55,357 --> 00:27:57,360 - Yeah, that sounds like a terrible plan. 643 00:27:57,360 --> 00:27:58,596 - Like anyone else has a better one. 644 00:27:58,596 --> 00:28:00,900 - Of fuck it, I left my ice skate in the car. 645 00:28:02,236 --> 00:28:04,807 - Can everybody please just stop bloody swearing, 646 00:28:04,807 --> 00:28:06,043 all the bloody time. 647 00:28:06,043 --> 00:28:07,580 Okay, it's Christmas. 648 00:28:07,580 --> 00:28:08,514 It's the birth. - Dad, 649 00:28:08,514 --> 00:28:10,251 you've got your gun, right? 650 00:28:10,251 --> 00:28:11,420 - I left it at home, I'll go back. 651 00:28:11,420 --> 00:28:12,655 - No, we don't have time for that. 652 00:28:12,655 --> 00:28:14,592 Plus we all need to stick together. 653 00:28:14,592 --> 00:28:17,598 - It's a bit of a habit of his, forgetting his gun 654 00:28:17,598 --> 00:28:18,867 when he's had a drink. 655 00:28:20,202 --> 00:28:22,439 You wouldn't believe the amount of criminals who got away 656 00:28:22,439 --> 00:28:24,409 because he left it at home. 657 00:28:25,712 --> 00:28:28,283 - Wait, the police that perished are in these woods, right? 658 00:28:28,283 --> 00:28:29,752 So we just need to find a dead cop with a gun, 659 00:28:29,752 --> 00:28:31,623 as I take it, they'll be loaded with silver bullets. 660 00:28:31,623 --> 00:28:32,825 - [Dustin] We best find one of those cops 661 00:28:32,825 --> 00:28:34,861 before that thing finds us. 662 00:28:34,861 --> 00:28:35,763 - Listen. 663 00:28:37,767 --> 00:28:38,668 Sex. 664 00:28:41,172 --> 00:28:43,243 There's people having sex. 665 00:28:43,243 --> 00:28:44,679 - [Dustin] He's lost it. 666 00:28:44,679 --> 00:28:47,685 I mean, instead of hearing voices, he's hearing sex sounds. 667 00:28:47,685 --> 00:28:49,321 Knew he had a porn fried brain. 668 00:28:50,757 --> 00:28:51,725 - I did hear that. 669 00:28:53,695 --> 00:28:55,165 We all heard that, right? 670 00:28:55,165 --> 00:28:56,501 - Doggers. 671 00:28:56,501 --> 00:28:58,337 It's a popular place for it. 672 00:28:58,337 --> 00:29:00,341 Busted doggers here for years. 673 00:29:04,915 --> 00:29:06,217 - [Carol] Are you sure about this, Lucy? 674 00:29:06,217 --> 00:29:07,988 - [Lucy] Yes, we have to save them. 675 00:29:14,299 --> 00:29:15,868 - [Dustin] Don't be scared, Rupert. 676 00:29:17,037 --> 00:29:20,277 [gentle upbeat music] 677 00:29:29,393 --> 00:29:31,530 - [Charlie] Don't film this you pervert. 678 00:29:31,530 --> 00:29:34,769 [gentle upbeat music] 679 00:29:38,275 --> 00:29:39,678 - [Rupert] What's dogging? 680 00:29:39,678 --> 00:29:41,415 - [Dustin] Seriously? 681 00:29:41,415 --> 00:29:43,451 - Couples who like swinging the woods. 682 00:29:45,989 --> 00:29:46,891 So I've read. 683 00:29:46,891 --> 00:29:48,260 - [Charlie] Dustin. 684 00:29:49,362 --> 00:29:50,664 - [Dustin] Oh fuck. 685 00:29:50,664 --> 00:29:53,169 [gentle upbeat music] 686 00:29:53,169 --> 00:29:55,106 - [Carol] Lucy. 687 00:29:55,106 --> 00:29:57,711 [gentle upbeat music] 688 00:29:57,711 --> 00:29:58,780 - Carol? 689 00:29:58,780 --> 00:30:00,649 - [Carol] Roger. 690 00:30:00,649 --> 00:30:01,551 Hello. 691 00:30:03,654 --> 00:30:06,326 - You said you weren't coming this week. 692 00:30:06,326 --> 00:30:08,463 Said your daughter was coming to stay. 693 00:30:08,463 --> 00:30:09,298 - Yep. 694 00:30:09,298 --> 00:30:10,500 Yep, she, she, she, she, 695 00:30:10,500 --> 00:30:11,936 she is, she's here, she's, 696 00:30:12,704 --> 00:30:14,007 she's there. 697 00:30:14,007 --> 00:30:14,908 - Hello. 698 00:30:18,614 --> 00:30:20,351 - Well, we're game if you are. 699 00:30:20,351 --> 00:30:21,954 - No, no, that's not. 700 00:30:21,954 --> 00:30:23,523 You all have to stop having sex 701 00:30:23,523 --> 00:30:26,262 'cause there's a. - Are you the police. 702 00:30:26,262 --> 00:30:27,998 - No, but my dad is. 703 00:30:30,503 --> 00:30:32,239 Run, all of you run. 704 00:30:33,608 --> 00:30:36,681 [werewolf growling] 705 00:30:37,649 --> 00:30:40,354 [people moaning] 706 00:30:43,159 --> 00:30:46,298 [gentle upbeat music] 707 00:30:50,973 --> 00:30:54,613 [people screaming] 708 00:30:54,613 --> 00:30:58,153 [werewolf growling] 709 00:30:58,153 --> 00:31:01,057 [people screaming] 710 00:31:11,544 --> 00:31:13,848 [car alarm blaring] 711 00:31:13,848 --> 00:31:16,719 [werewolf growling] 712 00:31:16,719 --> 00:31:19,791 [car alarm blaring] 713 00:31:23,031 --> 00:31:26,069 - Oh God, I saw a penis. 714 00:31:27,238 --> 00:31:29,409 Oh God, tell me that wasn't a penis. 715 00:31:33,015 --> 00:31:34,551 - Gimme the camera. 716 00:31:34,551 --> 00:31:35,687 - [Dustin] Lucy. 717 00:31:35,687 --> 00:31:36,989 - [Carol] Lucy, no. 718 00:31:36,989 --> 00:31:41,196 [gentle upbeat music] 719 00:31:55,422 --> 00:31:57,025 - Right, I'm getting the fuck outta here. 720 00:31:57,025 --> 00:31:58,561 It's been fun, 721 00:31:58,561 --> 00:31:59,997 spending part of Christmas with your family, Luce. 722 00:31:59,997 --> 00:32:01,634 I'll call you. 723 00:32:01,634 --> 00:32:04,038 - [Lucy] Stop being such a square, it's an adventure. 724 00:32:04,038 --> 00:32:05,674 - [Carol] Both of you, come on. 725 00:32:07,410 --> 00:32:09,180 - [Dustin] I'll leave you a better woman. 726 00:32:10,549 --> 00:32:12,754 In some part, I think it's a short time we spent together. 727 00:32:13,588 --> 00:32:14,490 - [Lucy] Please. 728 00:32:15,992 --> 00:32:17,696 Tell the world that you're a coward. 729 00:32:19,932 --> 00:32:21,403 - I'm no longer an extra. 730 00:32:23,506 --> 00:32:25,009 I feel I need to get off my chest, 731 00:32:25,009 --> 00:32:26,679 the fact I got kicked out of the band, months ago. 732 00:32:27,814 --> 00:32:29,550 They thought I was a bit of a square too. 733 00:32:29,550 --> 00:32:31,988 - [Lucy] I know, I follow them on Instagram. 734 00:32:31,988 --> 00:32:33,958 - Got an interview at KFC next week. 735 00:32:33,958 --> 00:32:35,895 - Ah good luck. 736 00:32:35,895 --> 00:32:38,967 - Rupert, go and deepthroat an ice cream cone. 737 00:32:38,967 --> 00:32:41,405 - [Lucy] You're just a frightened little puppy. 738 00:32:44,510 --> 00:32:46,715 - Guys, be quiet. - Every dog has its day. 739 00:32:51,323 --> 00:32:52,124 - Oh fuck. 740 00:32:53,193 --> 00:32:56,164 [werewolf growling] 741 00:33:03,611 --> 00:33:05,215 - [Lucy] Why are you crying? 742 00:33:08,186 --> 00:33:10,057 - He was a great guy. 743 00:33:10,057 --> 00:33:11,359 - [Lucy] What? 744 00:33:11,359 --> 00:33:12,528 - You're crying too. 745 00:33:13,629 --> 00:33:15,633 - Dad, tell Mum Dustin will live. 746 00:33:16,735 --> 00:33:18,004 - Sounds like the werewolf's gone. 747 00:33:23,414 --> 00:33:26,420 - What, we're just, we're just standing here like, 748 00:33:26,420 --> 00:33:27,655 like lemmings on a, 749 00:33:28,791 --> 00:33:30,360 I don't know what the expression is. 750 00:33:31,829 --> 00:33:33,432 Where the hell are we, anyway? 751 00:33:33,432 --> 00:33:34,567 - I'm not really sure. 752 00:33:36,337 --> 00:33:38,307 - Charlie, don't tell me we're lost. 753 00:33:38,307 --> 00:33:39,142 - I know the way out. 754 00:33:39,142 --> 00:33:40,511 - Oh Charlie! 755 00:33:40,511 --> 00:33:42,014 I've heard it all before. 756 00:33:42,014 --> 00:33:44,585 We spent bloody hours on the boiling hot streets of Italy, 757 00:33:44,585 --> 00:33:46,087 wandering around looking for a hotel 758 00:33:46,087 --> 00:33:47,991 when apparently he knew the way. 759 00:33:47,991 --> 00:33:50,429 And I got really bad sun stroke. 760 00:33:50,429 --> 00:33:51,665 Do you remember that? 761 00:33:51,665 --> 00:33:52,567 - Fondly. 762 00:33:55,038 --> 00:33:56,440 - It was a really nice holiday though, 763 00:33:56,440 --> 00:33:59,412 wasn't it, in Italy, in the end. 764 00:33:59,412 --> 00:34:02,383 And I really love those tiny little Speedos 765 00:34:02,383 --> 00:34:03,753 that you wore on the beach. 766 00:34:03,753 --> 00:34:05,423 - [Lucy] Mum, please. 767 00:34:06,658 --> 00:34:08,528 - You didn't look half bad yourself. 768 00:34:09,864 --> 00:34:12,068 - [Lucy] Rupert, you're gonna have to film from now on. 769 00:34:12,068 --> 00:34:14,339 - It would be my honor. 770 00:34:18,446 --> 00:34:19,915 - [Carol] Oh, I dunno, Lucy, 771 00:34:21,519 --> 00:34:23,688 maybe we should just go back for that gun. 772 00:34:26,361 --> 00:34:28,832 - Rupert, I can feel when the camera's on my arse. 773 00:34:32,304 --> 00:34:34,108 We don't have time, mum. 774 00:34:34,108 --> 00:34:35,277 - [Rupert] We're fine. 775 00:34:36,546 --> 00:34:37,614 It's way over there. 776 00:34:38,850 --> 00:34:40,719 - Yeah, but there's more than one werewolf. 777 00:34:40,719 --> 00:34:43,324 The one that bit Santa is out there somewhere too. 778 00:34:43,324 --> 00:34:46,997 - [Charlie] Lucy, maybe you should just go home. 779 00:35:03,393 --> 00:35:04,996 - [Lucy] He looks like lasagne. 780 00:35:06,366 --> 00:35:09,137 - [Rupert] That shouldn't make me hungry, but it does. 781 00:35:10,139 --> 00:35:11,775 - Rupert, that's disgusting. 782 00:35:11,775 --> 00:35:13,712 - [Rupert] I only had a mince pie today. 783 00:35:15,015 --> 00:35:16,818 - We are back at the sleigh, listen, sleigh bells. 784 00:35:16,818 --> 00:35:20,157 [sleigh bells ringing] 785 00:35:32,312 --> 00:35:33,982 - What happened to the reindeer? 786 00:35:35,218 --> 00:35:36,420 - [Lucy] He's eaten them. 787 00:35:36,420 --> 00:35:37,321 - Oh. 788 00:35:42,965 --> 00:35:46,037 [werewolf howling] 789 00:35:48,241 --> 00:35:50,445 Maybe the werewolf's lost too. 790 00:35:50,445 --> 00:35:51,280 - I don't think so. 791 00:35:51,280 --> 00:35:52,516 He's coming this way. 792 00:35:52,516 --> 00:35:54,585 - [Rupert] I make a fine lasagne soon. 793 00:35:58,426 --> 00:36:00,997 [all panting] 794 00:36:03,468 --> 00:36:04,937 - We need to play dead. 795 00:36:04,937 --> 00:36:07,743 Everyone lie down next to Dustin's body, get really close. 796 00:36:08,610 --> 00:36:09,813 - [Carol] I can't. 797 00:36:10,848 --> 00:36:12,217 I can't even look at it. 798 00:36:12,217 --> 00:36:14,988 - Mum, Dad, Rupert, trust me, it'll work. 799 00:36:14,988 --> 00:36:16,224 Rupert, keep rolling. 800 00:36:16,224 --> 00:36:17,193 We might get real with this thing. 801 00:36:17,193 --> 00:36:18,295 - Carol. - Oh God. 802 00:36:18,295 --> 00:36:19,564 - Mum, get really close, 803 00:36:19,564 --> 00:36:21,100 and no bloody twitching or anything. 804 00:36:21,100 --> 00:36:22,335 - Wolves are super smart, 805 00:36:22,335 --> 00:36:24,172 if it senses we're alive, we won't be. 806 00:36:24,172 --> 00:36:26,877 - Oh God, it still looks really strange. 807 00:36:26,877 --> 00:36:28,881 Okay, just grab some guts outta Dustin's chest 808 00:36:28,881 --> 00:36:30,817 and rub them over yourselves like you've been mauled. 809 00:36:30,817 --> 00:36:32,053 - What? 810 00:36:32,053 --> 00:36:33,823 Oh no, what are you doing? 811 00:36:33,823 --> 00:36:34,657 No. 812 00:36:34,657 --> 00:36:35,760 Just the thought of it. 813 00:36:35,760 --> 00:36:36,595 [Carol gagging] 814 00:36:36,595 --> 00:36:37,797 - Mum. 815 00:36:37,797 --> 00:36:39,032 - This is a health and safety nightmare. 816 00:36:39,032 --> 00:36:40,268 - Mum quickly. 817 00:36:41,370 --> 00:36:44,542 - This is my favorite Christmas jumper, okay. 818 00:36:44,542 --> 00:36:45,711 It's from Harrods. 819 00:36:48,015 --> 00:36:48,917 Fine. 820 00:36:52,524 --> 00:36:54,527 I've just got my nails done. 821 00:36:54,527 --> 00:36:55,428 Okay. 822 00:37:00,070 --> 00:37:00,938 It's stuck. 823 00:37:00,938 --> 00:37:02,975 - [Lucy] Pull harder. 824 00:37:02,975 --> 00:37:05,713 - I feel something really gooey. 825 00:37:09,487 --> 00:37:10,656 - [Lucy] Shh. 826 00:37:12,192 --> 00:37:15,264 [werewolf growling] 827 00:38:14,604 --> 00:38:17,309 - [Rupert] He is trying to fly the sleigh 828 00:38:17,309 --> 00:38:19,479 with a bunch of dead reindeer. 829 00:38:22,619 --> 00:38:24,388 You said werewolves were smart. 830 00:38:25,190 --> 00:38:26,559 - In general, yes. 831 00:38:27,695 --> 00:38:29,631 Looks like the Santa Claus part of it 832 00:38:29,631 --> 00:38:32,603 that wants to deliver toys 833 00:38:32,603 --> 00:38:34,673 is still active in there somewhere. 834 00:38:36,009 --> 00:38:38,380 - [Carol] Oh God, that can't be hygienic, can it? 835 00:38:39,649 --> 00:38:42,454 All those body parts shoved in a sack like that? 836 00:38:43,991 --> 00:38:45,193 - Yay, it's a policeman. 837 00:38:45,193 --> 00:38:46,027 - [Charlie] Where? 838 00:38:46,027 --> 00:38:46,929 - There. 839 00:38:49,967 --> 00:38:52,706 [flies buzzing] 840 00:38:55,978 --> 00:39:00,653 - Oh, he'd only been with us a week. 841 00:39:01,489 --> 00:39:03,091 - [Rupert] Oh, it's not all bad. 842 00:39:03,091 --> 00:39:05,329 How many bullets inside his gun? 843 00:39:05,329 --> 00:39:08,067 [flies buzzing] 844 00:39:13,009 --> 00:39:13,878 - Three. 845 00:39:15,280 --> 00:39:18,485 - Failing finding any other policeman, that's our lot then. 846 00:39:18,485 --> 00:39:19,587 [gun cocking] 847 00:39:19,587 --> 00:39:21,258 - Leave it to me. 848 00:39:21,258 --> 00:39:24,496 Needs to be a clean shot to the heart. 849 00:39:24,496 --> 00:39:26,199 Have to get in pretty close. 850 00:39:29,806 --> 00:39:32,545 [flies buzzing] 851 00:39:41,527 --> 00:39:42,896 - [Carol] Oh, let me guess. 852 00:39:42,896 --> 00:39:44,833 - Forgot my glasses. - Oh. 853 00:39:44,833 --> 00:39:46,970 - First time that ever happened. 854 00:39:46,970 --> 00:39:48,106 Seriously. 855 00:39:51,712 --> 00:39:53,181 Think you can take the shot? 856 00:39:55,219 --> 00:39:57,857 We won a lot of cuddly toys. 857 00:39:57,857 --> 00:40:00,595 - Yeah but years ago. 858 00:40:01,997 --> 00:40:04,935 - Just have to be careful of the catch, it can be tricky. 859 00:40:13,852 --> 00:40:14,820 - [Rupert] No way. 860 00:40:19,495 --> 00:40:21,833 [Lucy gasping] 861 00:41:20,038 --> 00:41:21,874 You know you have to pull the trigger, right? 862 00:41:21,874 --> 00:41:25,214 [werewolf growling] 863 00:41:34,664 --> 00:41:35,999 - [Carol] Lucy, no! 864 00:41:35,999 --> 00:41:37,035 - [Rupert] Lucy! 865 00:41:41,142 --> 00:41:42,679 - It's okay, it's okay. 866 00:41:42,679 --> 00:41:44,081 He's wounded. 867 00:41:44,081 --> 00:41:45,383 - [Rupert] Lucy. 868 00:41:45,383 --> 00:41:47,219 - I know, I know, it's just, it's Santa Claus 869 00:41:47,219 --> 00:41:48,856 and it just kind of throws you. 870 00:41:50,192 --> 00:41:52,462 I'll be the person responsible for shooting S-- 871 00:41:52,462 --> 00:41:54,066 We'll get him next time. 872 00:41:54,066 --> 00:41:56,737 - Right, give me that, just give me the gun, okay. 873 00:41:56,737 --> 00:41:58,006 I'm going to finish this. 874 00:41:58,006 --> 00:41:59,442 [gun firing] 875 00:42:00,677 --> 00:42:02,748 - You just wasted one of our only three bullets. 876 00:42:03,549 --> 00:42:04,784 - Yeah. 877 00:42:04,784 --> 00:42:06,688 Well, at least I'm not afraid to use this. 878 00:42:06,688 --> 00:42:08,257 - [Charlie] Crazy bloody woman. 879 00:42:15,537 --> 00:42:19,010 - Oh great, it's gone. 880 00:42:19,010 --> 00:42:21,982 [werewolf howling] 881 00:42:25,389 --> 00:42:27,158 - It's following the church bells. 882 00:42:28,594 --> 00:42:31,466 Church bells ringing out like a dinner bell for that thing. 883 00:42:33,136 --> 00:42:35,039 Well is everyone at the service? 884 00:42:35,039 --> 00:42:36,609 Half the town. 885 00:42:37,644 --> 00:42:40,082 The baker, Happy Harry the hairdresser, 886 00:42:40,082 --> 00:42:43,922 the lollipop lady that stood at that crossing forever, 887 00:42:45,425 --> 00:42:46,627 families. 888 00:43:03,023 --> 00:43:04,258 - It is gonna be okay. 889 00:43:10,369 --> 00:43:13,508 Look, Lucy, it's snowing. 890 00:43:15,979 --> 00:43:17,749 Everything's better when it snows. 891 00:43:21,923 --> 00:43:23,994 - Didn't I read somewhere that the lollipop lady 892 00:43:23,994 --> 00:43:25,430 was a bit of a pedo? 893 00:43:25,430 --> 00:43:27,199 - They're all pedos. 894 00:43:27,199 --> 00:43:28,168 - Might be. 895 00:43:29,337 --> 00:43:30,172 - What? 896 00:43:30,172 --> 00:43:31,641 - No seriously. 897 00:43:31,641 --> 00:43:33,310 - Every single person that goes to that church? 898 00:43:33,310 --> 00:43:36,082 - Everyone knows there's a secret pedo ring in this town 899 00:43:36,082 --> 00:43:38,353 and that they all congregate at the church. 900 00:43:38,353 --> 00:43:39,788 It's their cover. 901 00:43:39,788 --> 00:43:41,792 A place where they can meet and say stuff in code. 902 00:43:41,792 --> 00:43:44,197 The vicar's most likely in charge of it all. 903 00:43:44,197 --> 00:43:49,273 When he says John 9:6, what he's really saying is, 904 00:43:50,341 --> 00:43:52,679 meet you all outside the school at midnight. 905 00:43:52,679 --> 00:43:54,515 - Yeah, makes sense that a church full of people 906 00:43:54,515 --> 00:43:56,118 would turn up outside an empty school 907 00:43:56,118 --> 00:43:57,521 in the middle of the night. 908 00:43:58,990 --> 00:43:59,958 - Yeah, no, yeah. 909 00:43:59,958 --> 00:44:01,929 - Stop talking shit Rupert. 910 00:44:03,966 --> 00:44:07,371 Pedos or not, we have to get to that church 911 00:44:07,371 --> 00:44:08,607 before they all arrive, 912 00:44:10,177 --> 00:44:12,447 provided that we can find a way out of here. 913 00:44:20,796 --> 00:44:22,465 - [Rupert] We're searching the back streets of Hastings 914 00:44:22,465 --> 00:44:23,768 in pursuit of a werewolf. 915 00:44:24,703 --> 00:44:25,705 Best Christmas ever. 916 00:44:25,705 --> 00:44:28,476 - [Lucy] Ssh! I heard a howl. 917 00:44:34,354 --> 00:44:35,789 - Mum, what are you doing? 918 00:44:35,789 --> 00:44:37,492 - As you can see, it's a red light. 919 00:44:37,492 --> 00:44:39,730 - There's a bloody werewolf on the loose, run it. 920 00:44:39,730 --> 00:44:42,869 - I'm not running a red light, it's not right. 921 00:44:42,869 --> 00:44:44,271 - Mum, you go dogging. 922 00:44:44,271 --> 00:44:46,442 - For God's sake, Carol, I'm the chief constable, 923 00:44:46,442 --> 00:44:47,678 run the light. 924 00:44:47,678 --> 00:44:49,280 - It'll turn green any second now. 925 00:44:50,383 --> 00:44:53,021 [gentle music] 926 00:44:55,825 --> 00:44:57,161 Now it's green. 927 00:44:59,032 --> 00:45:00,234 I only went dogging once. 928 00:45:00,234 --> 00:45:01,970 - Yeah, right. 929 00:45:01,970 --> 00:45:03,673 Can you at least speed up a bit this time please. 930 00:45:03,673 --> 00:45:06,645 - We're going 30 just like the sign read. 931 00:45:08,014 --> 00:45:11,086 - Mum, where are going, you've driven passed the car park. 932 00:45:11,086 --> 00:45:12,990 - I'm trying to turn the car around 933 00:45:12,990 --> 00:45:15,094 so we can get back into the town center, darling. 934 00:45:15,961 --> 00:45:17,699 Do you know what? 935 00:45:17,699 --> 00:45:19,768 It was very hurtful what you said to me earlier, 936 00:45:19,768 --> 00:45:21,572 that we don't have anything in common. 937 00:45:21,572 --> 00:45:23,976 What about last Christmas Eve hey? 938 00:45:23,976 --> 00:45:25,846 We both loved watching that film, you know, 939 00:45:25,846 --> 00:45:29,019 with Hugh Grant being the prime minister. 940 00:45:29,019 --> 00:45:30,488 - I was pretending, 941 00:45:30,488 --> 00:45:31,290 I was dying to watch the horror film the whole time. 942 00:45:31,290 --> 00:45:32,525 Mum, this is a dead end. 943 00:45:32,525 --> 00:45:34,061 You just have to stop and reverse. 944 00:45:34,061 --> 00:45:37,433 - Damn it, I thought it had an exit onto the main road. 945 00:45:40,473 --> 00:45:42,175 - Oh great. 946 00:45:42,175 --> 00:45:43,812 Just reverse already. 947 00:45:43,812 --> 00:45:45,648 - Does anyone have any change? 948 00:45:45,648 --> 00:45:46,684 - No. - No. 949 00:45:46,684 --> 00:45:49,322 [gentle music] 950 00:45:52,828 --> 00:45:54,765 - [Lucy] We have to let him in and unlock the door? 951 00:45:54,765 --> 00:45:56,134 - [Charlie] There isn't room. 952 00:45:56,134 --> 00:45:57,469 - [Lucy] He'll die. 953 00:45:57,469 --> 00:45:58,939 What about the boot? 954 00:45:58,939 --> 00:46:00,509 - [Charlie] I'm not risking my life going out there 955 00:46:00,509 --> 00:46:02,345 to shove a tramp in the bloody boot. 956 00:46:03,848 --> 00:46:05,851 - Fine, I need the gun then Mum. 957 00:46:05,851 --> 00:46:07,354 - Yep, it's. 958 00:46:07,354 --> 00:46:10,093 I put it in the cup holder. - Oh my God, quickly, Mum. 959 00:46:11,829 --> 00:46:14,901 [werewolf growling] 960 00:46:18,307 --> 00:46:19,543 - [Tramp] Hey. 961 00:46:22,247 --> 00:46:23,716 - Oh my God. 962 00:46:23,716 --> 00:46:26,789 [werewolf growling] 963 00:46:39,278 --> 00:46:41,282 - There's an eyeball on my car. 964 00:46:42,417 --> 00:46:45,423 I have a dead tramps eyeball on my car. 965 00:46:49,129 --> 00:46:50,932 - What do we do? Does anyone have a plan? 966 00:46:50,932 --> 00:46:53,604 - We just drive really fast and it'll fall off. 967 00:46:55,241 --> 00:46:56,776 - I'm speechless. 968 00:46:56,776 --> 00:46:58,780 - Then you get out really fast and shoot it. 969 00:46:58,780 --> 00:46:59,781 - Oh do I? 970 00:46:59,781 --> 00:47:01,318 Thanks a bunch, Dad. 971 00:47:01,318 --> 00:47:03,521 - It's your web show, wouldn't want to steal your limelight. 972 00:47:05,158 --> 00:47:06,561 - God, what is it doing up there? 973 00:47:06,561 --> 00:47:09,599 - Stuffing its face with whatever's left of the poor guy. 974 00:47:09,599 --> 00:47:12,104 - Right. Here goes nothing. 975 00:47:12,104 --> 00:47:13,573 [werewolf growling] 976 00:47:13,573 --> 00:47:14,875 [car engine revving] 977 00:47:17,079 --> 00:47:19,117 - I can't believe that worked. 978 00:47:19,117 --> 00:47:20,686 - [Charlie] You were saying, Lucy. 979 00:47:22,957 --> 00:47:24,593 - Let's cancel Christmas. 980 00:47:26,297 --> 00:47:27,398 I'm gonna finish him. 981 00:47:29,035 --> 00:47:31,839 [werewolf growling] 982 00:47:31,839 --> 00:47:33,877 - [Carol] What's happening? 983 00:47:33,877 --> 00:47:34,945 I can't see. 984 00:47:36,415 --> 00:47:38,351 I can't see anything. 985 00:47:38,351 --> 00:47:39,186 - He's down. 986 00:47:39,186 --> 00:47:41,691 [werewolf growling] 987 00:47:41,691 --> 00:47:43,460 No, he's up again. 988 00:47:43,460 --> 00:47:44,929 Fuck. - Fuck. 989 00:47:44,929 --> 00:47:46,433 - We could just leave it, 990 00:47:46,433 --> 00:47:49,972 all go home and sit it out until the moon goes down 991 00:47:49,972 --> 00:47:51,542 and he hopefully turns back. 992 00:47:52,877 --> 00:47:54,947 - By which time half the town could have been eaten. 993 00:47:55,849 --> 00:47:57,953 No, it's not right. 994 00:47:59,222 --> 00:48:01,860 [gentle music] 995 00:48:22,965 --> 00:48:25,169 [werewolf growling] 996 00:48:25,169 --> 00:48:26,203 Holy fuck. 997 00:48:27,172 --> 00:48:28,574 - My baby, wait, wait. 998 00:48:28,574 --> 00:48:29,443 [baby crying] 999 00:48:29,443 --> 00:48:33,483 - Hey, no, no. 1000 00:48:33,483 --> 00:48:34,318 Hey. 1001 00:48:34,318 --> 00:48:36,356 [werewolf growling] 1002 00:48:36,356 --> 00:48:38,225 [gun firing] 1003 00:48:38,225 --> 00:48:41,632 [werewolf growling] 1004 00:48:41,632 --> 00:48:44,203 [baby crying] 1005 00:48:45,605 --> 00:48:50,147 - [Rupert] Lucy, I hate ghost trains at the best of times, 1006 00:48:50,147 --> 00:48:53,586 let alone ones with actual real life werewolves inside. 1007 00:48:53,586 --> 00:48:55,590 - One last bullet, mustn't miss. 1008 00:48:56,892 --> 00:48:59,130 - [Rupert] Well, we don't have to go in there. 1009 00:48:59,130 --> 00:49:00,199 - Yes we do. 1010 00:49:02,135 --> 00:49:04,606 - [Rupert] So, so what are you waiting for? 1011 00:49:04,606 --> 00:49:06,109 - I'm scared, okay. 1012 00:49:08,279 --> 00:49:09,515 Oh, come on. 1013 00:49:09,515 --> 00:49:10,750 - [Rupert] I can't. 1014 00:49:10,750 --> 00:49:12,621 I'm sorry, I really can't this time, Lucy. 1015 00:49:12,621 --> 00:49:14,824 I'll meet you back in the car. 1016 00:49:14,824 --> 00:49:17,229 - Rupert, don't make me tell everyone 1017 00:49:17,229 --> 00:49:20,101 what you did with that donut when you were super horny. 1018 00:49:20,101 --> 00:49:21,370 - [Rupert] Ladies first. 1019 00:49:42,608 --> 00:49:43,911 - Is that real? 1020 00:49:45,079 --> 00:49:47,116 - [Rupert] I do not even wanna know. 1021 00:49:47,116 --> 00:49:49,253 - That's fucking helpful. 1022 00:49:55,531 --> 00:49:59,104 [machine ghosts laughing] 1023 00:50:02,210 --> 00:50:03,645 [piano keys clink] 1024 00:50:03,645 --> 00:50:05,115 - [Rupert] Sorry. 1025 00:50:13,063 --> 00:50:17,337 [machine monster growling] 1026 00:50:17,337 --> 00:50:20,343 Lucy, was that a sound effect? 1027 00:50:21,778 --> 00:50:23,414 - I think so, yeah. 1028 00:50:29,025 --> 00:50:31,596 [baby crying] 1029 00:51:06,726 --> 00:51:08,797 - [Rupert] Why is there nothing happening? 1030 00:51:08,797 --> 00:51:11,133 - I don't know and I don't like it. 1031 00:51:23,723 --> 00:51:26,695 [werewolf howling] 1032 00:51:31,471 --> 00:51:33,407 - [Rupert] Okay that one sounded real. 1033 00:52:05,398 --> 00:52:07,234 - I just trod on something. 1034 00:52:09,138 --> 00:52:11,208 Feels like a hand. 1035 00:52:11,208 --> 00:52:14,881 [gentle upbeat music] 1036 00:52:14,881 --> 00:52:16,117 - [Rupert] Oh. 1037 00:52:17,854 --> 00:52:19,723 Come on, let's go. 1038 00:52:19,723 --> 00:52:22,963 [gentle upbeat music] 1039 00:52:34,784 --> 00:52:36,721 [Lucy screaming] 1040 00:52:38,524 --> 00:52:40,328 - [Rupert] Lucy, shoot him. 1041 00:52:40,328 --> 00:52:42,599 - [Lucy] It's jammed, it won't fire. 1042 00:52:42,599 --> 00:52:45,670 [werewolf growling] 1043 00:53:06,575 --> 00:53:07,476 No. 1044 00:53:11,082 --> 00:53:12,084 Oh come on. 1045 00:53:13,453 --> 00:53:16,091 [Lucy panting] 1046 00:53:33,456 --> 00:53:35,493 [werewolf growling] 1047 00:53:37,764 --> 00:53:39,300 - Strange way to die. 1048 00:53:40,235 --> 00:53:42,640 - We're not going to die. 1049 00:53:43,608 --> 00:53:46,680 [werewolf growling] 1050 00:53:53,692 --> 00:53:55,162 - If we don't die, 1051 00:53:56,765 --> 00:53:57,934 can we have sex? 1052 00:53:59,403 --> 00:54:01,072 You can cover your eyes if you want to, it's just. 1053 00:54:01,072 --> 00:54:01,874 - No. 1054 00:54:05,247 --> 00:54:07,017 - Do you have any mates who might be up for it? 1055 00:54:07,017 --> 00:54:07,918 - No. 1056 00:54:09,554 --> 00:54:11,392 You're just gonna have to turn gay. 1057 00:54:12,827 --> 00:54:14,697 - Do you know any guys who might be up for it? 1058 00:54:14,697 --> 00:54:15,599 - Rupert. 1059 00:54:18,604 --> 00:54:20,908 You think we might actually die? 1060 00:54:23,781 --> 00:54:24,682 - I love you. 1061 00:54:25,984 --> 00:54:26,886 - Thanks. 1062 00:54:29,090 --> 00:54:30,459 I love you too, I guess. 1063 00:54:34,199 --> 00:54:36,035 - I didn't really have sex with that jam donut, 1064 00:54:36,035 --> 00:54:36,970 it was a rumor. 1065 00:54:38,774 --> 00:54:39,809 - Whatever. 1066 00:54:39,809 --> 00:54:40,744 They found the jam donut 1067 00:54:40,744 --> 00:54:41,546 on your. - No, it was 1068 00:54:41,546 --> 00:54:42,614 a cream filled donut. 1069 00:54:42,614 --> 00:54:43,850 They sell them in the bakers, 1070 00:54:43,850 --> 00:54:45,553 you can check their website. - Rupert, 1071 00:54:45,553 --> 00:54:47,523 it really doesn't matter right now. 1072 00:54:55,738 --> 00:54:56,639 - Huh? 1073 00:55:04,453 --> 00:55:05,422 The camera. 1074 00:55:08,527 --> 00:55:12,033 [werewolf growling] 1075 00:55:12,033 --> 00:55:14,838 [Lucy screaming] 1076 00:55:23,220 --> 00:55:26,192 - [Lucy] Dad, this fucking gun doesn't fucking work. 1077 00:55:26,192 --> 00:55:27,261 [Carol screaming] 1078 00:55:27,261 --> 00:55:29,131 Drive. - Oh God, oh God. 1079 00:55:29,131 --> 00:55:30,333 - It works. 1080 00:55:30,333 --> 00:55:32,504 You just have to release the catch like this. 1081 00:55:33,807 --> 00:55:34,707 You're bleeding. 1082 00:55:35,810 --> 00:55:39,750 - Lucy, you're getting blood all over my seats. 1083 00:55:39,750 --> 00:55:42,722 Look, just take this and wrap it on your wrist, darling. 1084 00:55:42,722 --> 00:55:43,623 - It won't help. 1085 00:55:44,659 --> 00:55:45,561 I got bit. 1086 00:55:47,330 --> 00:55:48,432 Oh, that's all fixed. 1087 00:55:50,303 --> 00:55:51,572 - Now you listen to me. 1088 00:55:53,141 --> 00:55:57,983 You are not turning into a werewolf okay. 1089 00:55:57,983 --> 00:55:59,786 And that's, that's that. 1090 00:55:59,786 --> 00:56:01,289 - How long do you think 'til I turn? 1091 00:56:01,289 --> 00:56:04,661 - You need to keep out of the moonlight, might delay it. 1092 00:56:04,661 --> 00:56:07,667 And make sure you don't look directly into the moon. 1093 00:56:07,667 --> 00:56:08,936 Best to keep your face covered 1094 00:56:08,936 --> 00:56:12,041 with that stinky leather jacket of yours. 1095 00:56:12,041 --> 00:56:13,077 - It doesn't smell. 1096 00:56:14,846 --> 00:56:16,350 - Actually Mum, stop. 1097 00:56:16,350 --> 00:56:17,752 Turn the car around. 1098 00:56:17,752 --> 00:56:18,720 Mum, stop. 1099 00:56:18,720 --> 00:56:19,722 I will jump out, I swear. 1100 00:56:19,722 --> 00:56:21,191 - Do you have a death wish? 1101 00:56:21,191 --> 00:56:22,861 - I can't just give up. 1102 00:56:22,861 --> 00:56:24,197 I have to end this. 1103 00:56:25,366 --> 00:56:27,335 - Look, I think you really need to start 1104 00:56:27,335 --> 00:56:28,972 growing up. - I don't care what you think. 1105 00:56:28,972 --> 00:56:30,208 Turn the car around. 1106 00:56:31,377 --> 00:56:34,515 [car engine revving] 1107 00:56:36,619 --> 00:56:39,357 [bells ringing] 1108 00:56:44,099 --> 00:56:45,902 - [Rupert] I think it's inside. 1109 00:56:47,806 --> 00:56:49,642 - I don't know what to think anymore. 1110 00:56:50,544 --> 00:56:52,615 - Now don't you speak like that. 1111 00:56:53,416 --> 00:56:54,584 Listen to me. 1112 00:56:56,388 --> 00:56:58,893 It's all gonna be okay. 1113 00:56:58,893 --> 00:57:01,464 All right, I just, I just know it is. 1114 00:57:02,833 --> 00:57:05,504 - Even for someone who hates Christmas, 1115 00:57:05,504 --> 00:57:08,844 I just wanted it to be a bit more Christmassy than this. 1116 00:57:08,844 --> 00:57:13,418 It's meant to be mulled wine and Bond films and family. 1117 00:57:13,418 --> 00:57:14,320 - I'm sorry. 1118 00:57:15,956 --> 00:57:17,660 - It was my fault you two divorced. 1119 00:57:19,129 --> 00:57:21,266 I heard you saying how hard it was to take care of me. 1120 00:57:21,266 --> 00:57:22,167 I'm sorry. 1121 00:57:22,167 --> 00:57:23,303 - No. 1122 00:57:23,303 --> 00:57:24,538 No darling. 1123 00:57:25,741 --> 00:57:26,976 Me and your dad. 1124 00:57:26,976 --> 00:57:31,284 We just, we just fell out of love. 1125 00:57:31,284 --> 00:57:33,421 - It isn't true, Carol. 1126 00:57:33,421 --> 00:57:37,996 Look however this night ends, 1127 00:57:37,996 --> 00:57:40,000 I have a question to ask. 1128 00:57:40,000 --> 00:57:41,970 Rupert gave me a jelly ring earlier 1129 00:57:41,970 --> 00:57:44,775 and it's just been sat here warm in my pocket. 1130 00:57:51,521 --> 00:57:53,457 - Where is it? 1131 00:57:54,526 --> 00:57:56,363 - [Charlie] He's in the grotto. 1132 00:58:07,215 --> 00:58:08,885 - He's crawled in there to die. 1133 00:58:10,254 --> 00:58:12,124 But I can't finish him off. 1134 00:58:14,762 --> 00:58:16,933 I can't kill Santa Claus. 1135 00:58:18,469 --> 00:58:20,406 I need you to use this last bullet on me. 1136 00:58:24,446 --> 00:58:26,383 I'm starting to change. 1137 00:58:26,383 --> 00:58:27,886 I can feel it. 1138 00:58:29,622 --> 00:58:31,191 Get away from me. 1139 00:58:37,537 --> 00:58:39,673 [Lucy gasps] 1140 00:58:39,673 --> 00:58:41,711 - [Carol] Do something! 1141 00:58:41,711 --> 00:58:44,282 - Moonlight's got into her blood now. 1142 00:58:44,282 --> 00:58:45,918 Not much we can do. 1143 00:58:47,688 --> 00:58:50,426 - [Lucy] How come you know so much about werewolves? 1144 00:58:52,496 --> 00:58:55,202 - Killed a bunch of them during a full moon. 1145 00:58:56,404 --> 00:58:57,973 The werewolves living in Hastings 1146 00:58:57,973 --> 00:58:59,743 were the last ones in the world. 1147 00:59:01,346 --> 00:59:04,018 Wanting to put an end to it all and drunk on cheap scotch, 1148 00:59:04,018 --> 00:59:07,624 I went on a silver bullet rampage in their cave, 1149 00:59:07,624 --> 00:59:10,262 killed every single one of them. 1150 00:59:10,262 --> 00:59:12,600 The last one put up a hell of a fight, 1151 00:59:12,600 --> 00:59:14,002 was some kind of leader. 1152 00:59:14,803 --> 00:59:16,607 - The alpha werewolf. 1153 00:59:16,607 --> 00:59:20,881 - Well, whatever the term is, he was a mean bastard. 1154 00:59:20,881 --> 00:59:23,319 - [Rupert] Could've saved yourself a lot of hard work. 1155 00:59:23,319 --> 00:59:25,389 If you just killed the alpha werewolf first, 1156 00:59:25,389 --> 00:59:28,661 all the others would've turned back to normal forever. 1157 00:59:29,863 --> 00:59:33,370 - Huh, you learn something new every day. 1158 00:59:37,477 --> 00:59:39,114 - You're a werewolf. 1159 00:59:40,416 --> 00:59:44,156 All the steaks and night shifts. 1160 00:59:44,156 --> 00:59:45,058 You killed it. 1161 00:59:45,993 --> 00:59:48,197 But it got you first, didn't it? 1162 00:59:53,874 --> 00:59:55,677 Don't you understand, Dad, 1163 00:59:57,046 --> 00:59:59,751 you are the alpha because you killed the last one. 1164 01:00:01,554 --> 01:00:03,224 An alpha with no pack. 1165 01:00:04,760 --> 01:00:06,797 - I'm completely confused. 1166 01:00:06,797 --> 01:00:07,999 - Dad's a werewolf. 1167 01:00:09,902 --> 01:00:10,871 - That would explain a lot. 1168 01:00:10,871 --> 01:00:13,208 - No really he is. 1169 01:00:14,644 --> 01:00:19,720 In theory, if he dies, I'd be okay again. 1170 01:00:20,989 --> 01:00:22,793 And so would Santa. 1171 01:00:22,793 --> 01:00:24,362 - [Carol] Well, he looks completely normal. 1172 01:00:24,362 --> 01:00:25,864 Where's all the hair? 1173 01:00:25,864 --> 01:00:29,237 - [Rupert] Only the alpha werewolf can change at will. 1174 01:00:29,237 --> 01:00:31,542 You can control it, can't you? 1175 01:00:31,542 --> 01:00:34,513 - Each full moon, when I feed, 1176 01:00:34,513 --> 01:00:39,522 I can turn into the wolf in an instant and turn right back. 1177 01:00:39,522 --> 01:00:42,327 Like earlier today, that poor man in the park. 1178 01:00:44,465 --> 01:00:46,335 But Santa Claus was a bit of a tough guy, 1179 01:00:46,335 --> 01:00:48,405 he gave me the black eye. 1180 01:00:48,405 --> 01:00:50,075 - Oh my God. 1181 01:00:51,544 --> 01:00:55,118 - If your comic says me dying will save the day, so be it. 1182 01:00:55,118 --> 01:00:58,390 That last silver bullet has my name written all over it. 1183 01:00:58,390 --> 01:01:00,394 - It might not work, 1184 01:01:00,394 --> 01:01:02,196 it could just be something someone made up. 1185 01:01:02,196 --> 01:01:04,501 - No, it's worth a try, Lucy. 1186 01:01:04,501 --> 01:01:07,272 Could put an end to all of this for good. 1187 01:01:08,708 --> 01:01:10,945 I was the only werewolf left. 1188 01:01:11,881 --> 01:01:14,585 Very easy covering up murders 1189 01:01:14,585 --> 01:01:16,389 when you're the chief constable. 1190 01:01:17,725 --> 01:01:19,394 Won't be so easy for you. 1191 01:01:20,797 --> 01:01:23,368 - [Rupert] He's right Luce, just kill him already. 1192 01:01:23,368 --> 01:01:26,374 It's getting late and the camera battery's about to die. 1193 01:01:26,374 --> 01:01:27,943 - Turn off that camera. 1194 01:01:27,943 --> 01:01:29,012 - No, keep rolling. 1195 01:01:31,215 --> 01:01:33,686 How can we be sure there are no other werewolves out there? 1196 01:01:34,822 --> 01:01:37,727 - A victim would have to survive the attack. 1197 01:01:37,727 --> 01:01:42,268 Your hash cookies triggered a feeding frenzy 1198 01:01:42,268 --> 01:01:44,105 that left zero heartbeats. 1199 01:01:48,246 --> 01:01:52,888 Please, Lucy, take me outta my misery. 1200 01:01:55,125 --> 01:01:56,928 Your mum out of hers. 1201 01:01:56,928 --> 01:01:59,933 You out of yours. 1202 01:01:59,933 --> 01:02:01,670 This town, out of its. 1203 01:02:02,606 --> 01:02:03,507 - But you're my dad. 1204 01:02:04,675 --> 01:02:07,581 - I'm the guy who cheated on your mother. 1205 01:02:07,581 --> 01:02:08,783 Broke her heart with some woman 1206 01:02:08,783 --> 01:02:10,052 whose name I can't even remember. 1207 01:02:10,052 --> 01:02:13,024 Some town tramp with a cop fantasy. 1208 01:02:16,364 --> 01:02:17,633 You know what, 1209 01:02:17,633 --> 01:02:18,700 you were right. 1210 01:02:20,604 --> 01:02:22,909 You did cause the divorce 1211 01:02:22,909 --> 01:02:26,014 'cause you were a mistake. 1212 01:02:26,014 --> 01:02:27,584 - [Carol] Don't listen to him. 1213 01:02:27,584 --> 01:02:29,086 - You're still a waste of space. 1214 01:02:29,086 --> 01:02:32,358 Hiding behind some bright red hair, 1215 01:02:32,358 --> 01:02:35,298 like it's some kind of substitute for a personality. 1216 01:02:35,298 --> 01:02:38,102 You ruined our lives. 1217 01:02:38,102 --> 01:02:42,343 Just as every day you set about ruining your own. 1218 01:02:42,343 --> 01:02:44,113 You just fuck everything up. 1219 01:02:44,113 --> 01:02:47,118 Do the right thing for once. 1220 01:02:47,118 --> 01:02:50,124 [gentle music] 1221 01:02:50,124 --> 01:02:53,096 [Lucy crying] 1222 01:02:53,096 --> 01:02:57,270 Imagine that this is just out of a comic book. 1223 01:02:57,270 --> 01:02:58,405 None of this is real. 1224 01:02:59,507 --> 01:03:02,079 [gentle music] 1225 01:03:06,019 --> 01:03:11,095 Well, at the very least, forgive your mum, 1226 01:03:12,230 --> 01:03:13,867 if she seems a little overbearing at times. 1227 01:03:16,271 --> 01:03:20,579 Because she's had to put up with a hell of a lot from me. 1228 01:03:21,948 --> 01:03:23,918 She has the biggest heart 1229 01:03:25,154 --> 01:03:28,159 and I'm about to eat it right out of her chest. 1230 01:03:28,159 --> 01:03:31,064 [Carol screaming] 1231 01:03:31,064 --> 01:03:32,634 [werewolf growling] 1232 01:03:32,634 --> 01:03:33,669 [Lucy screaming] 1233 01:03:33,669 --> 01:03:34,504 [gun firing] 1234 01:03:34,504 --> 01:03:35,406 Don't. 1235 01:03:50,299 --> 01:03:52,169 [both crying] 1236 01:03:52,169 --> 01:03:53,071 - Oh Lucy. 1237 01:03:59,949 --> 01:04:02,053 Isn't he supposed to turn back to normal? 1238 01:04:03,222 --> 01:04:04,725 - Maybe he did. 1239 01:04:04,725 --> 01:04:05,626 Santa. 1240 01:04:13,440 --> 01:04:15,377 - Where am I? 1241 01:04:15,377 --> 01:04:16,913 - It's been quite a night. 1242 01:04:17,949 --> 01:04:19,952 Do you remember anything? 1243 01:04:19,952 --> 01:04:24,927 - Good Lord, I remember its wild eyes as it leapt out at me. 1244 01:04:26,063 --> 01:04:27,900 Are the reindeer okay? 1245 01:04:27,900 --> 01:04:31,139 [gentle upbeat music] 1246 01:04:37,951 --> 01:04:38,987 ♪ Here comes Santa Claus 1247 01:04:38,987 --> 01:04:40,122 ♪ Here comes Santa Claus 1248 01:04:40,122 --> 01:04:41,758 ♪ Right down Santa Claus Lane 1249 01:04:41,758 --> 01:04:42,593 [gentle upbeat music] 1250 01:04:42,593 --> 01:04:43,896 ♪ Vixen and Blitzen 1251 01:04:43,896 --> 01:04:46,934 - So here we are, a year on, 1252 01:04:46,934 --> 01:04:48,905 and Santa will be back to work as normal tonight. 1253 01:04:48,905 --> 01:04:51,709 This I know for a fact, as for the first time ever, 1254 01:04:52,745 --> 01:04:54,581 he sent me a letter, 1255 01:04:54,581 --> 01:04:57,186 thanking me for saving Christmas, no less. 1256 01:04:58,354 --> 01:04:59,490 And people have been making and sending me 1257 01:04:59,490 --> 01:05:00,826 these really cool cards. 1258 01:05:00,826 --> 01:05:02,963 They're even selling them in shops. 1259 01:05:04,365 --> 01:05:05,968 And I got this cool scar on my hand as a reminder 1260 01:05:05,968 --> 01:05:07,404 of everything that happened last year. 1261 01:05:07,404 --> 01:05:08,639 Thought I would share that 1262 01:05:08,639 --> 01:05:11,278 with my 103 new YouTube followers. 1263 01:05:12,714 --> 01:05:14,417 Oh my God, Mum, just come in 1264 01:05:14,417 --> 01:05:16,254 and stop pretending you don't wanna be on camera. 1265 01:05:16,254 --> 01:05:18,123 - [Carol] I don't wanna be on the camera. 1266 01:05:18,123 --> 01:05:19,860 - You love it. 1267 01:05:19,860 --> 01:05:22,532 - Come on Santa, let's go and see Lucy-Lu. 1268 01:05:24,435 --> 01:05:25,604 - Anyone for a mini donut. 1269 01:05:25,604 --> 01:05:27,073 - No, not for me, thanks. 1270 01:05:27,073 --> 01:05:28,075 - I'm good. 1271 01:05:30,813 --> 01:05:33,584 Oh Lucy, this room needs tidying. 1272 01:05:33,584 --> 01:05:34,586 - Yes I know. 1273 01:05:34,586 --> 01:05:37,291 - Well when are you gonna do it? 1274 01:05:37,291 --> 01:05:38,727 ♪ Here comes Santa Claus 1275 01:05:38,727 --> 01:05:40,230 - Listen, sleigh bells, it's him. 1276 01:05:40,230 --> 01:05:42,467 ♪ Down Santa Claus Lane 1277 01:05:42,467 --> 01:05:44,471 ♪ He doesn't care if you're rich or poor ♪ 1278 01:05:44,471 --> 01:05:47,376 ♪ He loves you just the same 1279 01:05:47,376 --> 01:05:48,211 ♪ Santa Claus 1280 01:05:48,211 --> 01:05:51,684 [dramatic music] 1281 01:05:51,684 --> 01:05:55,357 - Santa and his sleigh just got sucked up into a UFO. 1282 01:05:55,357 --> 01:05:57,695 [gentle upbeat music] 1283 01:05:57,695 --> 01:05:58,931 ♪ Here comes Santa Claus 1284 01:05:58,931 --> 01:06:01,402 - He just blasted off, Lucy, you missed it. 1285 01:06:01,402 --> 01:06:04,140 [dramatic music] 1286 01:06:06,009 --> 01:06:08,147 Told you there were aliens. 1287 01:06:08,147 --> 01:06:10,818 [gentle music] 1288 01:09:17,988 --> 01:09:20,626 [wind howling] 1289 01:11:01,475 --> 01:11:04,613 [sleigh bells ringing] 1290 01:11:13,162 --> 01:11:15,833 [wind howling] 89735