All language subtitles for The.Secret.Life.Of.Pets.2.2019.BluRay.1080p.TrueHD.Atmos.7.1.AVC.REMUX-FraMeSToR.English

(DOGS BARKING)
MINION: Stop-ah!

Stop-ah!

(PANTING)

(CHUCKLES)
(BALL SQUEAKING)

(BARKS)
Uh...

Illumination!

(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)

(BICYCLE BELL RINGS)

(KIDS CHATTERING AND LAUGHING)

MAX: Ah, kids.

(BARKING)
Everybody loves them, right?

(BOY LAUGHING)
You probably love kids.

Hey!

MAX: I gotta admit...

(KIDS CHATTERING)

I don't.

That's me, by the way.
I'm Max.

I'm the little dog
right there,

grateful I'm not being
piled on
by a horde of children.

(LAUGHS) Wait for me!

Ugh! Can you
believe that?

(CHUCKLES) Having a kid
looks like fun.

Nah, man.
It ain't fun.

I'm telling you,
once the humans
bring a kid home,

your life ain't the same.

(BARKING)
(SCREAMING EXCITEDLY)

(SCOFFS) Seen it
a billion times.

It changes you.

MAX: Now, I thought
I never had to worry

about any of that,
but then one day...

(GASPS)
(GRUNTING)

...my owner Katie...
Hey.

...met Chuck.

Are you okay?

CHUCK: Oh...

Uh... Yeah.

(LAUGHS)

MAX: A little while later,
they're married.
Hi, guys!

MAX: Which... It's great.
(DOGS BARKING)

Chuck is really...
He's a good guy.

(MAX BARKS)

But then something happened.
Aw...

(GASPS)

(CHUCKLES)

(CHUCK SNORING)

(BABY COOING)

MAX: Katie and Chuck
had a kid of their own.

His name's Liam.

(BABY COOING)

At first,
he slept all the time.

Dreaming about, you know,
whatever it is
that babies dream about.

Who's a cute
little baby?

MAX: He had his place...

You little cutie pie.
(CHUCK COOING)

...and I had mine.

Things seemed
like they were gonna be fine.

(LIAM BABBLING LOUDLY)
What?

Until he started talking.

(GRUNTS)

And eventually,
he started crawling.

(WHIMPERS)

Sort of.

And suddenly, my own home
wasn't safe anymore.

(GIGGLING)
(BUSY BEE SQUEAKING)

There was a tiny monster
taking it over.

(LIAM LAUGHING)
Now, I did my best
to keep a safe distance.

(YELLS)

(LAUGHING)

(BABBLING)

MAX: But then one day,

Liam did something
I never expected.

Max!

I love you, Max.

MAX: And from then on,
(GIGGLES)

everything was different.

Duke and I, we became
like role models to him.

(MAX AND DUKE LAUGH)

What can I say?
The kid's a fan.

We try to be a good influence.
(WHINING)

(LAUGHING)

Whoa! (GRUNTS)

And we help him out
whenever we can.

(GIGGLING)

This kid gets us.

(BARKS)
(LAUGHING)

(BOTH BARKING)
Bubbles!

MAX: Yeah, we have fun.

Bubbles!

MAX: And by the way,
I'm still not a kid person.

I'm talking about this kid.
This is my kid.

He's perfect.

And I'm never gonna let
anything bad happen to him.

But I got to say,
keeping Liam safe
is a full-time job.

(GASPS) Ah.
(GASPS)

MAX: No, no, no.
Ah...

(GIGGLING)
Uh...

(BOTH GASP)

(LAUGHS)

(BABBLING)
All right.

(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
Hey. Uh, hello.

Everything's cool.

Uh, we don't...
We don't want any trouble.

(KID YELLING)
(HORN BLARES)

(STEAM HISSING)
MAX: Liam?

You okay there, buddy?

Was the world
always this dangerous?

(THUNDER CRASHING)
(GASPS)

(THUNDER RUMBLING)

(GRUNTING)

(LIAM MUMBLES INDISTINCTLY)
Huh?

Good doggy.

(SIGHS)

(UPBEAT JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING)

(SNORING)

Hmm.

(GROANING)

(YELPS)

(PURRS)
(GROANS)

(GRUNTS)

(MEOWS)

(MEOWS LOUDLY)
(GROANS)

(GAGGING)

(YELPS) No, no, no!

No.

(GAGS)

(SIGHS)
(MEOWS)

Morning, Snowball!

Who's the best bunny
in the whole wide world?

(TOOTHBRUSH WHIRRING)
(MOLLY IMITATES WHIRRING)

(SNIFFING)

(BUBBLING)

(TV PLAYING INDISTINCTLY)

TV SUPERHERO:
Take that, evil-doer!

Off into the sun with you!

Yeah!
(MIMICS EXPLOSION)

Ears up.

(TRIUMPHANT MUSIC PLAYING)

(LAUGHING)

(IMITATES WHOOSHING)

I'm calling this meeting

of the Super Hero
Animal Friends to order!

Commander Horsey,
please read the minutes
from our last meeting.

Thank you.

Now remember, everyone,
crime is out there.

We have to be ready!
MOLLY'S DAD: Come on, Molly.
Time to go.

Oh, I'm gonna be late
for school!

Captain Snowball,
you're in charge
while I'm gone.

First of all,

I want to welcome
White Thunder back
from the washing machine,

who was put in there
with a red blanket,

and henceforth
will be known as

Pink Thunder.

Okay, I'mma
go check the perimeter.

(YELLS)

(SNIFFING, GRUNTS)

Good morning, New York City!

(VOCALIZING SUPERMAN
THEME MUSIC)

MAX: Snowball.

Hey, Snowball,
what are you doing?

What's it look like I'm doing?

I'm looking for crime,
Tiny Dog.

I'm doing superhero stuff.

(MIMICS WEB SHOOTING,
LAUGHING)

Let me tell you something.

Anybody comes in here
looking for trouble,

oh, they gonna
meet my partners.

I'm talking
about Paw and Order.

(GROWLS AND SCREAMS)

Uh-huh. Okay, well,
you do know that your owner

is just playing superhero,
right?

You're just wearing
some superhero pajamas.

Ha! Tiny Dog, you so naive!

Point me in the direction

of any animal
who needs my help
and stand back!

(EXCLAIMING)

Death blow!
(METAL CLANGS)

(KUNG-FU GRUNTS)

Okay, okay, I got it.

So, uh, did your kid
leave for school yet?

Yeah, yeah, no,
she's got a quiz today.

Advanced spelling.
She'll ace it though.

You know, she writes
her answers down in ink.

That's how confident she is.

That sounds really smart,

but you know what?
Liam is smart too.

In fact, I heard Katie say

that Liam's head circumference
is in the 80th percentile.

Oh, that's cool.
That's a lot of head.

Hey, quick question.
Is he still peeing everywhere?

Can't control his bladder?

Yeah, he's... He's peeing.

But every pet knows,

if you pee on it, you own it.

And Liam,
he's just thinking ahead.

Yeah, well,
you still better train him

before preschool starts.

You don't want Liam
to get a reputation
as one of those pee-pee kids.

Yeah, totally!
Wait, preschool?

Yeah. He's around that age.

The baby bird
is leaving the nest, TD.

No, no. Baby bird
is staying put.

He doesn't need preschool.
He'll, you know, (GRUNTS)

stay home, with me,
where it's safe.

DUKE: Hey, Max.

It's, uh, no big deal,
no need to overreact,
but, uh, Liam just left.

Wait, what? Where did he go?

I don't know.
They never tell
the dog specifics.

Okay, okay, okay.

(GRUNTING)
(TOYS SQUEAKING)

This is Homebase to all units!

The package
has left the building.

Does anyone have eyes on him?

I don't see him. Over.

(GRUNTS)

Well, he's not
in this bag of chips.

Over!
Okay. Keep...

Wait a minute.
Why would he be
in a bag of chips?

NORMAN: (ON WALKIE-TALKIE)
Homebase, this is Eagle Eye.
Don't you worry.

(YELPS)

I had eyes on the package
as soon as he left
the building. Over.

(TOY CAR BEEPING)
(LIAM GIGGLING)

(GRUNTING)

Subject is safe and sound,

enjoying what looks to be
a cookie shaped like a moose.

Here you go. Nom-nom.
NORMAN: No, wait.

It's a reindeer. (SNIFFING)

Okay, thanks, Norman.

(GRUNTING)

Scratching again
there, buddy.

(GRUNTS) I just...

I really don't like it
when they take him out
without me.

KATIE: Hey, Duke!

Ooh.
(TOY SQUEAKING)

(BARKS)
What's this?

Oh, I know this!
It's a ball!

Go get it!
(BARKING)

Hey, Maxie!
What say we go for a walk?

(PANTING EXCITEDLY)

You know, I got to say,
this is nice.

Good to stretch the legs.
(DOG WHIMPERING)

No, I don't wanna
go to the vet!

The vet! No! No, no, no!

Oh, not cool! You tricked me!

Maxie, come on, boy.
(WHINING)

(WHIMPERING)

You've been
so stressed lately,

but this vet
is gonna help you.

Let's go, buddy.
(WHINES, BARKS)

(DOOR BELL TINKLES)

(MUZAK PLAYS SOFTLY
OVER SPEAKERS)

(WHIMPERING)
(SIGHS)

(GRUNTS)
(WHINES)

All right.
(PARROT SQUAWKING)

(WHIMPERING)

Aw...

(WHINES)

First time here?
Uh, yeah.

Oh, Dr. Francis is the best
veterinarian in the business.

You're gonna love him.
He specializes
in behavioral disorders.

Behavioral disorders?
Yeah.

But I don't have
a behavioral disorder.
I mean...

(STUTTERING) I mean,
I worry a little, sure,
but it's a dangerous world.

You'd be crazy
not to... To worry.

Yeah, I'm fine, too.
(CHUCKLES)

It's my human that's nuts.
I mean, you know, I...

I bring her a dead bird,
she throws it out.
(CHUCKLES)

I bring her a dead mouse,
right in the garbage.

Is nothing I do good enough
for you, Mother?

(YOWLING, HISSING)

(HESITANTLY) Okay...
(WHEEL SQUEAKING)

I run, and I run, and I run,
and I run, and I get out,

and I've gone nowhere.
Nowhere!

Uh...

My owner always says,
"You're such a good dog,"

and I feel like a good dog,

but what if deep down
I'm a bad dog?

What if I'm a bad dog, huh?

(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)

BOTH: We start fires.

(SCREAMING)

Max?

Come on.

I know, buddy.

It's just until we can get

this scratching thing
under control, okay?

(GASPS)

Busy Bee!

(GRUNTS)

(GRUNTS)

(STRAINING)

(GRUNTS, BLOWING AIR)

(GROANS)

(SIGHS)

(GRUNTING)

Max! Max!
(EXCLAIMS)

Max! Max! You're never
gonna believe it.

Oh, hey, I like your cone.

Listen,
I heard Chuck tell Liam
that we're going on a trip!

Really?
We're going in the car?

We're going in the car!

MAX: Car! Car! Car!
(DUKE LAUGHING)

Man, you know, life is funny.

One minute
you're getting fitted
for a cone,

and the next,
you get to go in a car!

Oh, I feel like
that's very specific to you,
but totally! (CHUCKLES)

Yeah!
(MUFFLED)
This is incredible!

I'll be right back.

Chloe?

(SPRING TWANGS)

Chloe, I'm going
on a trip and I...

(SPRING TWANGS)
Oh...

I was wondering if you'd...

Will you watch my Busy Bee
while I'm gone?

Oh, hey, Max.
Were you saying something?
Ugh.

Yeah. I was wondering
if you could...

Oh, God! Okay. Never mind.

What's that stupid thing
on your head?

Gidget?

Gidget, are you home?

Gidget?

(STEAM HISSING)
(GASPS)

(GRUNTS)

Mmm. Oh, hi, Max.

Do you want to join me?

Oh, you know what?
I really wish I could,
but get this.

I'm going on a trip!

Wow! Really?

Yeah, it's a big deal!

I was wondering,
could you watch
my Busy Bee while I'm gone?

(GASPS) He is so cute!

I know. It's my favorite toy
in the whole world.

And that little face?

(CHUCKLES) His little face.
Oh, and, and ready?

(BUSY BEE SQUEAKS)

Oh, wow! I love him!

Oh, I just...
I just love him immediately.

It's like we're his parents.

It's like you're the dad
and I'm the mom,

and we're in a relationship
and this is our baby.
(CHUCKLES)

(HESITANTLY) Well...
It's exactly like that!
Exactly!

It's... Okay, yes.
Yes, that's exactly
what it is.

Uh, so, you'll watch Busy Bee
while I'm gone?

Max, you go,
have a great time,

and I want you to know
I have got this.

Thanks, Gidget! See you later!

I will defend Busy Bee
with my life.

(SQUEAKS)
(GIGGLES)

(ME AND JULIO DOWN
BY THE SCHOOLYARD PLAYING)

(BARKS)
(ALL CHUCKLING)

Come on, Duke! Go!

Yes, yes, yes!
How we doing, Liam?

Woohoo!
"Woohoo" is right!

(BARKS)

(CHUCKLES) Okay.

Yes!
Here we go!

Oh, wow!
Whoo-hoo!

Hey, man!
I'm in a car!

Us too!

I love the car!

It's the best!
(LAUGHING) Yes!

(DUKE BARKS)

(SLURPING)

(GIGGLING)

Okay, come on, guys.
Let's be quick.
All right. Here we go.

(LAUGHING)

KATIE: Oh, no, no, no.

This way, buddy.
Come on.

LIAM: No!

(CHUCKLES)

(LAUGHS)

(SIGHS)

(BUSY BEE SQUEAKING)

(WAVES CRASHING)
(SEA GULLS SQUAWKING)

(BUSY BEE SQUEAKING)
(BOTH CHUCKLING)

(BUSY BEE SQUEAKING)
(BOTH CHUCKLING)

BOTH: Mmm...
(GIDGET KISSING)

(SQUEAKING)
(GRUNTS, EXCLAIMS)

Oh, no!

Oh, no!

Oh, No, no, no!

(GASPS)

(SQUEAKING)
No, no, no!

(GRUNTING)

No!

(SQUEAKING)

Gidget, what have you done?

(PANTING)

Huh?

(WOMAN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY
ON TV)

(GASPS) A-ha!

Okay.

(SQUEAKS)
Huh?

(SQUEAKING)
(MEOWS)

(CATS SNARLING)

(HISSES)
(MEOWS ANGRILY)

(SQUEAKING)

(CATS MEOWING)

(SHUDDERS)

(SQUEAKING)
(SNARLING)

(HONKS)
(YOWLS)

(MEOWING)
(FABRIC TEARS)

(YOWLS)

(YOWLING)

(SQUEAKS)

(CATS SNARLING)
(BUSY BEE SQUEAKING)

(HISSES)

(CAT MEOWS)
(YOWLING)

Oh, dear,
sweet Busy Bee.

(BUSY BEE SQUEAKS)

Yeah, I'm gonna be the first
bunny with washboard glutes.

I'm not even sure
what glutes are,

but mine are gonna
be shredded.

(STRAINING)
Oh, yeah, yeah.
That's, uh...

That's fascinating.
Let me tell you something.

(GRUNTS)
Criminals are gonna take
one good look at my glutes

(EXHALES) and they
just gonna give up.

Oh! Okay, this is obviously
glued to the floor.

DAISY: Excuse me,
rabbit, cat.

Do any of you know
Captain Snowball?

Yeah, uh... Yes!
Yes, we do.

And here we go.

Oh, good!

My name is Daisy
and I really
gotta talk to him.

A poor, defenseless animal
needs saving.

What? Are you saying...

Yes. I need Captain Snowball
for a top-secret rescue.

All right, well, I got to go.

But nice meeting you.
Uh, what was it again?

Okay, you don't listen.
It's Daisy.

SNOWBALL: Whatever.
Okay, I've...

I got to get the dude
to get the stuff
to do the things...

Bye-bye.

Mmm-hmm.

That was weird.

Oh, sister, it's gonna
get way weirder.

(SNOWBALL GRUNTING)

It's snow time, baby!

(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)

(GASPS)

(CHUCKLES MENACINGLY)

Help!

Anybody hungry? (YELLS)

ALL: Huh?

(SNOWBALL GRUNTING)

(YELLING)

(SCREAMS)

(YELLING)

Oh, Snowball!

(YELLING CONTINUES)
Uh...

Is he okay?

Not in any way. No.

(SNOWBALL GRUNTING)

Hello, citizens!

Who is that?
Mmm-mmm-mmm.

I'm Captain Snowball.

I hear one of you
needs my help.

Ooh, that's me.
Ah, very good.

New dog, tell me your story.

Okay. Well, it all began

when I was on my way back
from vacation.

Our humans were safely stowed
in the overhead compartment,

and we were going
through our owners' stuff.

(CHUCKLES) Humans always
blame the airline.

What do you got?

I'll trade you two socks
for a pair of workout shorts.

Are they clean or dirty?

They ain't clean.

(SNIFFING)

Nope. They're nasty.

(METAL RATTLING)

DAISY: And then,
I heard a noise.

(GRUNTING)
(RATTLING CONTINUES)

(RATTLING)

(GRUNTS)

(GROWLING SOFTLY)

(CHAINS CLANKING)
(TIGER CUB GROANS)

Now, I don't speak
wild animal...
(ROARS WEAKLY)

but from what I gathered,

he was a scared,
adorable tiger cub named Hu.

This poor baby kitty
was being held
against his will.

Whoa.

That is unbelievable.
I know, right?

No, I mean I literally
don't believe a word of it.

No offense.
Or do take offense.
I'm good either way.

Um, pardon me.
Offense is very much taken.

That story happened,
and it gets worse.

After the plane landed,
I saw Hu again.

(HU GROANING)

(SERGEI YELLING INDISTINCTLY)

He was being brought
to his new owner.

You clowns
are taking too long!

DAISY: And this guy...
Time is rubles!

DAISY:
Y'all, this guy was pure,
concentrated circus evil.

That tiger needs
Captain Snowball!

Daisy, let's go.
Yeah!

(GRUNTS) Let's free
that tiger.
Or die trying!

Well, I mean...
I mean, we might.

Um... Huh?
Probably you.

You wearing a bright suit.
Everyone's gonna notice you.

I'll be fine.

(WHIMPERS)

(CHICKENS CLUCKING)

Hey, guys,
we're here.

Oh, yay!

(DUKE SNORING)

(CHICKEN CLUCKING)

(LAUGHING) Hey there!

There's Uncle Shep.

Welcome to the farm.
(BOTH LAUGH)

Where's my little man?
(LIAM LAUGHS)

(SHEEP BLEATING)
(COWS MOOING)

Oh! Wow!

Look at this place.
Yeah, it's...

(LAUGHS)
(GASPS)

Oh, so many smells
I've never smelled before!

My nose is so confused!
And happy!

(LAUGHS) Come on, Max.
Let's go explore.

(LAUGHING)

Yeah!
Uh, wait up.

(LAUGHS) Oh!

Hey, cow. Moo!

(BELL TINKLES)

You're a cow.
You're supposed to moo.

(LAUGHS)
Woof, woof.

What?
Oh, I'm a dog.

I'm wagging my tail
like an idiot.

(PANTING)

(LAUGHING)
Okay, dude, not cool.

Oh, are you gonna
throw a ball?

Oh, please throw a ball.

And I would chase it
because my brain
is the size of a rat turd.

(LAUGHING) Okay.

Yeah, I get it.
You made your point.
(SIGHS)

Oh, look!
I'm peeing on a tree.

Okay. Yeah, great.
Leaving now.
I now own this tree.

All right.
I guess I'll just stare
at the door

until you come back.

MAX: Oh, I miss New York.

Maybe a break from the city
is just what you need.

This place is...

What?

(SHRIEKING)

(SCREAMING)
(GOBBLING)

MAX: No, no, no!

(SCREAMS)

Duke! What did I do?
What did I do?

(HOWLS)

(GOBBLES)
(MOOING)

Huh?

(GROWLING)

(GOBBLING)

Whoa.

(BELL TINKLING)
(GASPS)

Dinner's on!

Chloe! I need your help!

Chloe!

Oh. Uh... Oh.

Uh...

Chloe? Chloe, are you okay?

Shh.

Sorry. Uh, I'm just...
I'm... (SIGHS)

Real quick. Why is there
a lampshade on your head?

(CHUCKLES)
Listen, Gidget, baby.

I got to be honest with you.

My owner might have given me
a little bit of catnip.

(CHUCKLING) Whoa.

(LAUGHING)

Oh, okay.
Gotcha. That's great.

Um, listen.
It is great, Gidget.

Everything is great.
All right.

Do you hear that?
(PURRING)
Hear what?

It's like a tiny...
Uh, like a tiny motor.

(PURRING)
It's like a humming sound.

(PURRING CONTINUES)
I'm not...
Don't know what you're...

Oh, Chloe,
you're purring.
(CHUCKLES)

That's you.
What? That's me?

Like, as in the sound
is coming from inside of me?

Yep.
Oh.

I wonder what other sounds
I could make.

(MEOWS)

It's just, Max trusted me
to look after his Busy Bee,
and then...

(PURRS LOUDLY)

Uh, Chloe, would you listen?

(MEOWING)

Wow, please stop.

(GROWLING)

Are you finished?

(SQUEAKS)

This is important!
I lost Busy Bee.

I got to get it back,
but to do that, Chloe,

(SIGHS) I need you
to teach me
the way of the cat.

(FIREFLIES BUZZING)

(GRUNTS)

Here we go.
I'm gonna get you.

(GRUNTING)

(BARKING)
(UNCLE SHEP CHUCKLES)

Max! Come on.
Try to catch a firefly.
I'm just...

That sounds great,
but I think Liam
wants me near him.

You know,
he's a little freaked out
(SIGHS)

being in this
weird place.

I think he'll be okay.

And this one
is a jumper.
(PANTING)

Oh, okay.
Just one.
(CHUCKLING)

(GRUNTING)
(CHUCKLING)

Yes! I... (SPITS)

(GROANING, EXCLAIMS)

(GASPS)

(BLABBERING)

(DOG GROWLING)

(EXCLAIMS)
Oh, hello.

Dog's got two things
in this life.

His water bowl
and his dignity.

You take one,
you take the other.

I, uh... I didn't know
this was your bowl.

What? The cone
blocking your view?

It's got my name on the side.

We are so sorry,
Mr. Chicken.

Name's not Chicken.

Do I look
like a Chicken to you?

No. No, sir.
No, not...
Not even a little.

Name's Rooster.

Oh, okay.
I'm Max and this is...

Hey, what's that kid
doing in the cage?

Something wrong with him?
He's got the fever?

(COOING)
(CROAKS)

That's... That's Liam.
He... He likes to run.

So, let him run.
Well, Liam's super fast.

(CHUCKLING) We blink
and he's up a tree.

So then, your kid's up a tree.
What's the problem?

Well, he could fall.
He might.

And then he hurts himself.

Oh, so, he got really high up
in this hypothetical tree?
(MAX STAMMERS)

Kid gets hurt,
he learns not to do it again.

You know how many
electric cords I've chewed?

Like, multiple cords?

One. It shocked me.

I walked backward for a week,
but I never
chewed a cord again.

Well, that is great for you,
and it explains a lot,

but I like to protect Liam
from everything.

(SCOFFS) Well, that's you.
And you're wrong.

(SCOFFS)
Can you believe that guy?
Yeah. He was cool!

No, he wasn't.
I know.
He wasn't cool at all.

Come on.

CHUCK:
Let's get this guy inside.

KATIE: Thanks.

Whoa, hold up there.
Dogs sleep outside.

Uh, pardon?
Huh?

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Okay. Wait, wait. Let's talk
about this like rational...

All right, we're here.

In record time, too,
thanks to the Bunnymobile.

Oh, yeah!

Stealth mode! Let's go!

(THUNDER RUMBLING)

(GRUNTING)

(GRUNTS, EXCLAIMING)

(GASPS)
(THUNDER CRASHES)

(SCREAMING)

You are jumpy.

I meant... (SCREAMS)
That's cool!

Or... (SCREAMS)
Look at that thing
I'm not scared of right there.

Or... (SCREAMS)
There's a candy wrapper
on the ground.

See? It's just a thing I do.

(SCREAMS SOFTLY)

(WHIP CRACKS)
SERGEI: Come on,
you stupid tiger!

(WHIP CRACKING)

There he is! Let's go!
(GRUNTS)

SERGEI: We don't have
entire night!

(WHIP CRACKING)

(HU GROANING)

Let's go!

(GROANING)
You're wasting Sergei's time!

(WHIMPERING)

We gotta
do something! (GASPS)
(WHIP CRACKS)

(HU SHRIEKING)

(MEN SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY)

Come on.

(WHIMPERS)

We try again tomorrow.

If tiger does not do trick,
tiger will become rug.

(GROWLS SOFTLY)

Do not let tiger
out of your sight.

(WOLVES GROWLING)

(GROANING)

It's okay, Hu.

It's me, Daisy.
From the plane.

(PURRING)

(CHUCKLING)

Hey! Step away
from the tiger.

Mind your business, wolf!

(SNARLING)
(ALL GROWLING)

Oh...

(DAISY GRUNTING, EXCLAIMING)

(WOLVES SNARLING)

(WOLF 1 WHIMPERS)
(SNARLS)

(GRUNTING, YELLING)

(LOCK CLINKS)

(GRUNTS)

(SNARLING)

(WOLF 2 BARKING)
(SCREAMING)

(DAISY GRUNTS)
(WOLVES SNARLING)

Ha-ha!

(SCREAMS)

(GROWLS, BARKS)

(SNOWBALL PANTING)

(GRUNTS)

Oh! (SCREAMING)
(CARNIVAL MUSIC PLAYING)

(GRUNTS)
(BELL DINGS)

Whoa! (SCREAMS)

Ah! Oh!

(GROWLING)

(SCREAMS)
(SNARLING)

(LAUGHING)

(GROWLS)
(SCREAMS)

(SCREAMING, GRUNTS)

(WHIMPERING)

Oh, I'm gonna die!
Gonna die! Gonna die!

(SCREAMING) Huh?

(GRUNTS)

(MACHINERY WHIRRING)
(GROWLS)

Huh?

(MUFFLED)
I got the keys.
Let's go!

What?

(ON SPEAKERS)
I said I got the keys.
Come on, let's go.

Uh, all right.
Yeah, of course.

(WHIMPERING)

(YELPS)

(CREAKING)

(CHUCKLING)

(LAUGHS) Heck yeah!
BOTH: Boom!

You know what
I learned today?
Hmm?

Wolves are jerks.
(CHUCKLES)

(SNARLING)

(SNORING)

(WHIMPERS)

(GRUNTING)

(WHISPERS) Duke.

(SNORING CONTINUES)

Psst! Duke! I think
we should check on Liam.

Duke!
I finally caught you, tail.

(GROANS)

(SIGHS)

(BIRD CHIRPING)
Huh?

What's that?

(CHIRPING)

(RUSTLING)
(WHIMPERS)

(CAWING)

Okay. Okay.

(CROAKS)

(HOOTS)

What?
(CHITTERS)

(BELLOWS)
(WHIMPERS)

(CHIRPING)
(SNORING)

(WHIMPERS)
(MUNCHING)

(GOBBLES)
(FARTS)

(HOWLING)

(SCREAMS)

(SIGHS)

(SNARLING SOFTLY)

(RUSTLING)

(GASPS)

(SNARLING)
(SCREAMS)

Wait, wait, wait. No.

Please, you don't want
to eat me.

I'm skin and bones!
No, no, no!
(ROOSTER BARKING)

(BARKING)

(GASPS)
(BARKING)

(GASPS)

(WHIMPERING)

(CHUCKLES SHEEPISHLY) Thanks.
He, uh, got the jump on me.

I guess he...
I couldn't see him
because of the cone.

Then get rid of the cone.
Oh, man, I would.

I would, but my therapist
says I need it.

Oh! Oh.

Okay. Well, that makes sense.

Yeah, it's a medical device.
These doctors... (SCREAMS)

There, you're cured.

Hallelujah.

Not a fan. I am not
a fan of the farm.

CHLOE: Okay, tail...

(GIGGLES)

...ears and voilà.

Whoa! Gidget, you look
so much like a cat,
it's crazy! (CHUCKLES)

Yeah! Who knew? So easy.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Hold on. It's gonna take
more than fake ears
and a sock, okay?

You gotta learn how to
act like a cat.
Okay.

Okay, Gidge,
I'm going to throw
some situations at you,

and you're just gonna,
you know,
you're gonna react like a cat.

Gotcha.

Fetch.

Yes!
I'm gonna get it!

Gidget! Stay.
(GASPS) But...

No! Cats don't care
about fetching.
Fetching is for dopes.

MEL: Yes! (LAUGHING)

You're above that,
because you are a cat.

Mmm.

(SCREAMS AND GRUNTS)

Whoa! (WHINES)

(EXCLAIMS IN DISGUST)
You see, dogs land like
the clumsy oafs they are.

Meanwhile, cats land
on their feet.
Really? How do...

(SCREAMS)

(GRUNTS AND GASPS)

Yes! I did it!
I landed on my feet!

Yes!
(MUFFLED) Nice work!

(GROANS) Seriously, guys,
I think I broke something.

You gotta.
It's a fact of life.

Absolutely not.
Never gonna happen.

Guys, I found treats!

Oh, Mel... Ugh.

Okay, Gidget, eat Sweetpea.

What?
(CHIRPS QUIZZICALLY)

Cats eat birds.
It's nature.

Yeah, I'm gonna pass.
CHLOE: No, no, no.

You used your one pass
on the litter box,
so you have to do this.

But...
Bu-bu-bu-but do it!

You're seriously gonna
make her eat Sweetpea?

(WHISPERS) No, of course not.
I'm just freaking her out.

(SWEETPEA CHIRPS)
(BOTH GASPING)

Okay! What's next?

Gidget, no! That's...
Bad dog! Bad cat-dog!

(SPITTING, EXCLAIMS)
(SQUAWKING)

(CHIRPING ANGRILY)
(GRUNTS) Oh.

Sorry.

Up!
(GRUNTS)

And tail in the face.

Okay, touch the butt
to the cup.

(MEL LAUGHS)

Walk on keyboard.

There you go.

Coffee on computer!
And down!

Nice.
Yes! You got it!

Gidget,

you're as close to a cat
as a dog can get.
(LAUGHS)

(GASPS) Cool! Now turn me into
a chinchilla! Can you do that?

(CHUCKLES)
(CHITTERING)

(FANTASTIC VOYAGE PLAYING)

Oh, yeah!
First mission in the bag.

It was easy. Too easy?

Maybe. Maybe it was.

Hey, big fella!
What did I do?

I just rescued a tiger.

No, I'm not even trying
to brag. I'm just telling you
what happened.

See, that's the thing
about being awesome.

When you awesome and you just
tell the truth, it sounds like
you bragging.

Let me know when you finish
tooting your horn,

'cause we got to find
a safe place for Hu.

Uh, what? What are you
talking about?

(METAL CLATTERING)
Ahh!

(PURRS)

Oh, yeah. That guy. Yeah.

Uh...

Yeah.

Oh, I got it! I know a guy
whose owner is never home.

Yeah, we can just
take him there!
Sounds like a plan!

Super bunny powers activate!

Wait out here, buddy.

(GRUNTING)

We'll be right back, okay?

(PURRS)

POPS: (SINGING)
I'm a puppy, cute and sweet

Beg real nice and get a treat

Hip, hip, hip...

Hip, hip, hip.

Hey, Pops.

Who's that?
PUPPIES: Bunny! Bunny! Bunny!

Uh... (SCREAMS)

I'm a hero! I need you
to respect that!

All right. All right.

Ten-hut!

(GROANS)

Puppy school is in session!

Puppy school?

Now, the daily pledge.
I promise...

ALL: I promise...

...to listen to Pops.

ALL: ...to listen to Pops.

And learn how to be adorable,
wide-eyed and loving.

ALL: And learn
how to be adorable,
wide-eyed and loving.

POPS: To get what I want,
when I want it.

ALL: To get what I want,
when I want it.

Okay, now, Pops' quiz!

Myron has hidden socks
all over the room.

Now, what do we do
with human socks?

Ooh! Me, me!
Go ahead, Princess.

We hide them, Mr. Pops.
Correct-a-rooney!

And why do we do hide them?

Not knowing where one sock is
messes with the humans' minds.

Heck yes, it does!
Always keep them guessing!

Now, go find those socks!

What? Okay, all right. Okay.
Hey, Pops! What...

Okay, that's enough.
Hey. What's going on?

Yeah. My owner
got a new puppy.

My name's Tiny!

Nobody cares!

I was teaching Tiny
how not to be anyone's sucker.

Word got out,

suddenly, every puppy
in the tri-state area
is scratching at my door.

Yeah. Oh!

Professor Pops?
Yes, Pickles?

I gotta make a poop.

Oh! You know where to do that.
Find a shoe.

(CHUCKLES)
(LAUGHS)

This is so sweet.

Yeah, they're good...
(HU GROWLS)

Holy cheese and crackers!
What is that?

Myron! Horn!

(SQUEAKS)
(AIR HORN BLARES)

No, no, no!
Look, look. It's okay!

This beautiful creature is Hu,

and the good news

is he's staying with you!

Get that tiger out of here

before he does
any more damage!

But we don't have
anywhere else to take him!

Well, he ain't staying here!

PUPPIES: Kitty, kitty, kitty!

Don't get attached!

That thing is out!

ALL: Aww.

Oh!

Pickles, did you poop
in a shoe?

I pooped in a boot!

Your owner won't find it
for weeks!

(CHUCKLES)

(SNIFFLING)

Are you crying?
What? No! You're crying!

But I'm just
so proud of Pickles.

(CLEARS THROAT)

Mr. Pops, please,
can the tiger stay with us?

Please?

ALL: Please?

(PUPPIES WHINING)
Argh!

Myron, look away!

(HU WHINES)

POPS: Oh, flap-doodle!

Okay, fine, one night.

ALL: Yeah! (CHEERING)

I taught you guys too well.
(SNIFFLING)

(BLOWS NOSE)

(CHATTERING)

(CHATTERING)

(GRUNTS ANGRILY)

(WHIMPERS)

(WOLVES WHIMPERING)

I give wolves one job.

Guard white tiger.
And you wolves, you blow it.

Maybe I should make juggling
monkey head of security.

What say you, Little Sergei?

(SQUEALS AND CHATTERS HAPPILY)

Yes, you are so smart.

And then there's this one.

You're the worst wolf ever.
(WHINES)

I swear, I... (GASPS)

(SNARLS)

What this?

(SNIFFS)

This from thief of tiger.
(SNIFFING)

Yes, smell.
(WOLVES SNIFFING)

(WOLVES BARKING)

(WOLVES GROWLING)

You bring that tiger back!

And if you don't,

(WHIMPERS)

that one will be
a new coat for Little Sergei.

(CHATTERS EXCITEDLY)

(ALL HOWLING)

(ALL BARKING AND SNARLING)

Oh, this is good.
You should really try this.

(BABBLING SOFTLY)

Max, book, book, book!

We're turning it again.

Oh, I'm sorry, Liam.
We can't read.

Well, wait a sec.

There's no reason
we can't figure this one out
together, right?

(GIGGLES)

This first page,
there's a little girl
in a red hood,

skipping through the forest
(GASPS) with some food.

Look at that!
She's got food!
(LAUGHS)

(MIMICS MUNCHING)

MAX: And look at that.
She brought the food
over to...

Hmm. Say, who is that?

Oh! Looks like her grandma!

Oh, I'll bet you're right.
Oh, that is sweet. She...

(MAX AND DUKE SCREAM)

So, Grandma had a pet wolf!

They had a great visit,
the little girl went home.

No one got eaten. The end!
(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)

ROOSTER: No, no, no.

That's not how the story goes.

Oh, we got this, thanks.

That wolf was gonna eat
the little girl.

Nope! Thank you, Rooster!

He already ate Grandma...
(MAX GROANS)

...and then he assumed
the old lady's identity.
(GASPS)

No!
Hey! Don't freak out my kid.

Take that, Mr. Wolfy!
(BLOWS RASPBERRY)

Kid seems fine to me.

You're the one
who's scared of everything.

I am not! I'm...
Tell him, Duke!

Yeah, yeah. Max isn't
scared of everything.

(STAMMERS) I can
think of, um...

Yeah. Yeah, well,
there's a few...

There's a few things.
Okay, thanks.

You bet.

(ALL MEOWING SOFTLY)

Okay, this is it.
You good to go?

Roger that.

(SQUEALS AND GRUNTS)

Uh...

(MEOWING ANGRILY)

That's a good kitty.

(GROWLING)

(HISSES)
(MEOWS)

(INDISTINCT CHATTER ON TV)

(FABRIC TEARING)
(MEOWING)

(WHIMPERING)

(BUSY BEE SQUEAKS)
(GASPS)

Busy Bee!

(SQUEAKS)

(GRUNTS)

(GASPS)
(MEOWS)

Whoa.

(GRUNTING)

(GASPS)

Oh, boy.

(SNORING)

(EXHALES)

Okay, come on, Gidget.

(SQUEAKS)

(GASPS)

(SNORING CONTINUES)

(GRUNTS)
(SQUEAKS)

Uh...
Huh?

(ROARS)
Oh! (SCREAMS)

Norman, now!

You got it, sister.

Huh?

(SCREAMS)

(GRUNTING)

(ROARS)

Busy Bee!

(SQUEAKING)

(ROARS)

(CATS MEOWING)

Whoa! Okay! Time for plan B!

Engaging plan B!

(ALL GASP)

(GULPS)

She caught the red dot!

ALL: Huzzah!

(LE MARSEILLAISE PLAYING)

(SQUEAKS)

She is the Chosen One.

All hail the queen!

ALL: Hail the queen!

All hail Queen Gidget.
(SCREAMS)

(SNARLING)

(BARKING)

(SNORTING)

(BARKS)

(BARKS)

Hyah!

ROOSTER: (BARKING)
Get in there! Faster!

Max, did you see that?

Uh, yeah.
So cool!

Oh, it's not
that big a deal.

(ROOSTER GRUNTING)

Move! Hyah!

Move it!

Oh, man!

Hey, look.
That big guy got out.

We better get Rooster.

No, no. No need for that.
I can handle it.

Hey, mister! Back inside!
Come on!

Yep!

(GRUNTING)
You're doing great!

Go underneath him!

Let's go!

I think he moved
a little!

Don't you ignore me.

(GRUNTING)

Oh, come on!

(GRUNTING)

DUKE: Yep. Uh-huh.
Now go and do the front.
No! No, back.

Now go to the side.

Max, Rooster nips at the cows
to get them to move.

Really?

That sounds drastic, but...

Okay, pig, you asked for this.

(SQUEALING LOUDLY)

Whoa!

(SCREAMING)

(GRUNTS)

(BLEATS)

(GROANS)

Hey, Max. You okay?
Yeah.

What's going on?
Don't worry. I'm fine.

You let all the sheep out!
I did?

Hey!

Get back in there.
Come on.

Wait a minute.
Where's Cotton?

Oh, he went into the woods.

(GROANS)

You. Come with me.

Where are we going?

We're gonna go
get Cotton back.

Oh. Great.

Come on, Duke.
Oh!

Duke, sit!
Yep.

This is just you and me.

Oh, boy.

Come on.

Oh. Heh. Super.

Goodbye!

(WHIMPERS)

(CROAKS)

Cotton! Where are you?

(GRUNTS)

Come on. Hurry up!

Uh...

Okay.

ROOSTER: Just jump!

Yeah.

(SCREAMS)

Ow, ow, ow.

(GROANS) Ow, ow!

Scent's getting stronger.
Cotton's close.

(GROANS)

Oh, boy.

I can do this.

(PANTING)

I got it. I got it.

(SCREAMING)

Ugh!

(GRUNTING)

Rooster...

You know what?
Just go on without me.

Oh, you're not giving up.
Yeah, but...

(COTTON BLEATING)
Follow me!

(PANTING)

(ECHOING) Cotton,
what are you doing down there?

There's apples in this tree!

All right,
just don't panic.

Oh, man.

Max is coming down
to save you.
Wait, what?

That tree can't support
my weight. You get down there.

(EAGLE SCREECHES)

(STAMMERS) I can't do that.

Sure you can.

Think of this
as a game of fetch.

Now, go fetch the sheep.

No, no, no.

(STAMMERING)
It's too high

and I'm too afraid.

Max, here's a trick.

The first step of not
being afraid is acting
like you're not afraid.

(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)

So, are you scared?

No.
Are you scared?

No! No, I'm not!

Now you're talking!
Go get Cotton!

Hurry!

Okay. Okay.

(ECHOING) Hey.

(BREATHES DEEPLY)

Okay.

(WHIMPERING)

(SCREAMS)

Oh, no!

Listen, uh, Cotton,
walk toward me, okay?

Okay, sure!
But my leg is stuck.

His leg is stuck!

Well, unstuck it.

(SIGHS)

(WHIMPERS)

(YELPS)

(WHIMPERING)
(BRANCH CRACKS)

Hold on!

Whee!

Okay, Cotton,
listen, we gotta... (YELPS)
(BRANCH CRACKS)

Hurry up!

Ooh!

Whoa!

Ahh!

Come on!

(GROANING)

(GRUNTING)

(GASPING)

(SCREAMS)

(WHIMPERING)

(SCREAMS)

(PANTING) Okay.

We're alive.

Yup.

(CHUCKLING)

Yeah, we... Oh, no!

Phew!

Yeah, we are!

(SHEEP BLEATING)
(DISTANT BARKING)

(GASPS) Max?

(CHUCKLING)

Max!

Get back in your pen, Cotton.
Okay!

No. Other way, Cotton.
Okay!

(HUMMING)

So, how did it go?
What happened?

You know,
it was pretty intense!
Tell him, Rooster!

You know,
some stuff happened.

Now it's over.

Wow!

He can really tell a story.

Right?

(SNARLING)

(SNIFFING)

We are getting closer.

(WOLVES GROWLING)

So there I was,
surrounded by nasty wolves.

You asking was I scared?
No one asked anything.

You just walked up to us
and started talking.

I was scared,
but I saved that tiger anyway.

Am I a hero?
That's not for me to say.

Boo-Boo? Boo-Boo,
are you listening?
I am.

Stop digging for a second,
Boo-Boo, and maybe
you'll learn something.

As I was saying...

(STAMMERING) Wolf!

Duh! That's what
I've been talking about.
Wolves. (SCOFFS)

(WOLVES GROWLING)

Oh.
(SCREAMS)

(GRUNTS)
(WOLF GRUNTS)

(PANTING)

Uh...

(SCREAMING)

(CRASHES)

(YELPS)

(SNIFFING)

There!

(WOLVES GROWLING)

(BARKS)

(GASPS)

(GASPS)

(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)

Where is the tiger?

Oh! There he is!

Huh?

What?

Hey!

So long, suckers!
(BLOWS RASPBERRY)

(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)

Hah! Take that!
Now this is training! Okay?

Keeping my reflexes sharp.

Hah! Flawless Victory! Oh!

You were just beaten
by a rabbit, and you
don't even know it!

(MICROWAVE DINGS)
Ooh! My pizza rolls!

(WINDOW SHADES RATTLING)

What's that?

Ahh! Oh.

POPS: Oh, hello, Snowball.

Hey, Pops.
What's, uh, what's going on?

Oh, you know,
just returning
your giant tiger.

Oh, fun fact.
He trashed my apartment!

This thing ate a flat screen
like it was a pita chip!

For shame!

Oh, now you've done it.
Pickles is pissed.

Uh...

Are you sure that's my tiger?

'Cause I don't know
if that's a...

Let's go, class.
Hmph!

Oh, come on, old man,
don't do this.

Wait, wait, wait. Please!

(PURRING)

Hey.

How you been?
(MEOWS SOFTLY)

(PURRS AND YAWNS)

I'mma go get back
to my pizza rolls,

and I'll come back
and check on you
in a bit, okay?

(PURRS)

Problem solved.
GIDGET: Snowball?

Puffy Dog?

What are you doing
in Max's apartment?

Nothing.

Why are you hanging out
with every cat
in the universe?

Uh... You know.
Just because.

Mmm, okay.

Okay.

Okay.

(GASPS)

Uh, hey, Rooster.

Hey, kid.
Good job today.

Yeah? Well, I got to admit,
I feel pretty good.

I'm not so nervous
around the farm, or you,

or the turkey who won't
stop following me.

(GOBBLES)

MAX: Yeah, I see you,

you weirdo.

(CHUCKLES)

Anyway, I heard Katie say
we're leaving tomorrow, and...
(ROOSTER HOWLING)

You want me to...
Do you want me to go?

(CHUCKLES) Just what we do
out here.

You want to join me?
Yeah! Okay! Cool.

(GRUNTING)

You ready to try?

(BOTH HOWLING)

Come on, kid. Deeper.
Deep from your gut.

Right. Okay, got it.

(CHUCKLES)

There you go.

(CHUCKLES)

(BOTH HOWLING)

(COCKEREL CROWING)

(SNORING SOFTLY)

Huh?

Wow!

(CHUCKLES)

(BARKING)

All right, come on, guys.

(BABBLING)

Huh? What do you think?
Max, so cool!

Hey, where'd Max go?

And who let this super cool
cowboy in the car?

Whoo-hoo!
(ALL LAUGH)

KATIE: Bye, Uncle Shep.
Goodbye now! So long!

Bye, Rooster!
And thank you!

(GRUNTING)

Bye.

(GOBBLES)

Mind your business, turkey.

(STAMMERS)
I'm having a moment.

(GOBBLES)

Okay, moment's over.

(GOBBLES)

There we go, buddy.

(YAWNS)

(DOOR CLOSES)
(SIGHS)

Good to be home.
So good.

(SIGHS)

(YELPS)

Shh.
You "shh."

(HU PURRING)

Huh?

Snowball?

(GASPS)

Oh, hey, what, uh...

Hey, Tiny Dog!

What are you doing
with a tiger in my apartment?

Well, what are you doing home
from your trip so soon, hmm?

I mean, as long as
we pointing fingers.

Hey, hey, hey.
We don't have time for this!

We are trying to hide Hu
before the circus wolves
get here.

Circus wolves?

You do know I have a life
when you're not around,
right, TD?

Yeah, okay, but...
Captain Snowball!
They're here!

What?

(GASPS) Wolves!
(GASPS)

SNOWBALL: Oh, no, no, no!

Oh, no, they gonna
kill us, Hu!

Oh, this is bad! (SOBS)

Well, at least
we die together.

(CONTINUES SOBBING)

Keep it together, boy.

(SNIFFLES) Okay, okay.

We need a plan.

Daisy, let's hide Hu
on the roof.

Tiny Dog,
where are you going?

Yeah, I'm not sure,

but I guess I'm gonna
try and find my inner Rooster.

What?

(PANTING) Okay. Okay.

(GRUNTS)

(BOTH SNARLING)

(BARKING)

(WOLVES GROWLING)

(WHIMPERING) Huh?

(GRUNTS)

(GASPS)

(WHINES)

(SCREAMING)

(PANTING)
(SERGEI LAUGHS)

Puny little coward.

(GRUNTS)

Hurry up, Hu!

All right,
let's hide him in the...

(SCREAMS) Oh.

Oh, it's just
this weird little guy.

Why don't you just
go back to wherever
you belong, Bonzo,

because I don't wanna... Oh!

Ow, ow, ow!
(LAUGHING)

Ow, ow, ow! (SCREAMS)

(SNARLING)

(GASPS) Run, Hu!

(DAISY YELLS AND GRUNTS)

(GASPS)

(WHIMPERING)

(WOLVES SNARLING)

(ROARS)

(GROANING)

(LAUGHS WICKEDLY)

Huh?
(GROWLING)

Oh, pretty little dog,
I like you.

You will join my circus
as a cannonball.

(BARKING)

(GRUNTS)

Mongrel has to learn.
(WHINING)

Stupid tiger!

(GASPS)

(SERGEI LAUGHING WICKEDLY)

(GROANING SADLY)

SERGEI: Pathetic. Let's go!

We have a train to catch.

(GROANS)

(TRUCK ENGINE STARTS)

Daisy! Hu!

What? They are in a truck!

What are we gonna do, TD?

Whoo-hoo! Whoa!

(LAUGHING)

(GASPS)
(TIRES SCREECH)

Attention!
This is Captain Snowball!

Me and Tiny Dog need backup!

We read you
loud and clear! Over!

SNOWBALL: We are headed
to the circus!
This is urgent! Over!

Copy that!

Busy Bee,
Mommy's gotta go save Daddy.

Again.

Cats! Let's do this!

(LA GRANGE PLAYING)
(CATS MEOWING)

(ALL MEOWING)

CAT LADY:
Are my babies hungry?

Oh, dear.

(ENGINE REVS)

Ahh! Whoa!

Buckle up, everyone!

Hang on, Max!
We're coming!

Floor it!

(MEOWS)
(TIRES SCREECHING)

(WHOOPING)

Hurry up, you clowns!

(LAUGHS)

Let's go, let's go!

Sergei have new toy!

Training is going to be
a lot more fun.

(LAUGHS)

All right, let's get
this show on the tracks!

(ENGINE POWERS UP)

(YELLING, LAUGHS)

(YELPS)

(PANTING)

Snowball!

(PANTING)

Come on, jump!

(YELLS)
(GRUNTS)

Guys, what's your location?

They're on a train
headed northbound.

Over.
Roger that, Norman!
We're on it.

Go right here!

(ALL MEOWING)

You hang back, TD!

Captain Snowball
is on the... (YELLS)

Snowball!

I'm fine!

(TRAIN HORN BLOWS)

Yeah.

Can you find a way to get back
up here or is there...
(SNARLING)

(GASPS)

(WOLVES GASP)

What?
(YELLS)

(WOLVES SNARLING)

Tiny Dog!

(DAISY GRUNTING)

What was that? Hello?

(GASPS) Daisy!

Snowball!

Oh, thank goodness.
Get me out of here. I'm stuck.

Okay, okay, look. Huh?

(SCREECHES)

Ahh!

(GRUNTING)

(GRUNTING)

(YELLING)

(YELLS)
(GROWLING)

(EXCLAIMING)

(GIBBERING)

(BELL DINGS)

(SCREAMS)

(SCREAMS)

(BOTH GRUNTING)

(GRUNTS)
(SCREAMS)

(BOTH GRUNTING)

Body blow.

(YELLING)

(GRUNTS AND GASPS)

This ends now, monkey.
(CRACKS KNUCKLES)

(WHIMPERING)

(LAUGHS)
(GROANS)

(WOLVES BARKING)

Whoa!

(YOWLS)

(GRUNTS)

(GASPS)

(GRUNTS)

(YELLS) Whoa!

(WOLVES GRUNTING)

(GROANS)

(SIGHS)

You still there, monkey? Huh?

(CHATTERING)
Oh, no! He's here!

He's here!
And on fire! (SCREAMS)

Hey! Get me out of here!

(SCREAMS)
(CHATTERS)

(SCREAMING)

(GROWLING)

(GASPS AND BLOWS)

Snowball! The fuse!

I got it! I got it!

(CHATTERS AND SCREAMS)

(SCREAMS)

Whoa!

(GASPS)

Whoa!

(GRUNTING)

(GROWLING)

Ahh!
(LAUGHS)

(SCREAMS)

(GRUNTS)

(WHIMPERS)
(GRUNTS)

Say goodbye, monkey!

Uh-oh.

(SCREAMING)

(PANTING)

Oh. Huh?

(SCREAMING)

Oh. (SCREAMING)

(BOTH GRUNT)

(GROANS)

(GROANS)

(PANTING)

(HORN BLOWING)

(SNIFFS)

(GRUNTS)

Whoa! Huh?

(GROWLS)

All right, doggy. Bring it.

Whoa! (SCREAMS)

Tiny Dog!

(YELLS)

(SNOWBALL YELLING)
(BLOWS LANDING)

Get away! Get off me!

Go away!

(SCREAMS)

(GROANING)

My God!

(YELLS)
(SERGEI SCREAMS)

(WHEELS SCREECH)

(ENGINE STOPS)

Come on!

SERGEI: Stop!
(ALL GASP)

You are going nowhere.

I've had enough.
(CLICKS)

(ALL WHIMPER)

This ends here and now!

(GROANS)

(HIP-HOP MUSIC
PLAYING ON CAR STEREO)

Hi, Max!
Gidget!

Uh... That was
a bad guy, right?

(LAUGHS)

Yes.

Uh, hey.
(PURRS)

Okay. All right,
all right, all right.

(IT'S GONNA BE
A LOVELY DAY PLAYING)

(GROANING)

(CHUCKLING)

(SERGEI SCREAMS AND GRUNTS)

(GROANING)

(SCREAMS AND COUGHS)

Whoo-hoo!
Yeah!

Whoo!

MAX: Okay, so,
things got back to normal.

(MEOWS)

I mean, mostly.

(MUMBLES)

(ROARS)
(GASPS AND SCREAMS)

You know what they say.

When life closes a door,

it opens a cat lady's window.

(PURRS)

That's a good kitty!

Ooh! (LAUGHS)

(OBJECTS CLATTER)

MAX: Because
everything changes.

Good morning, Snowball!

Nothing stays the same
for long.

The minute
you're used to something,

the minute you think,
"Oh, this is how life is,"

life finds a way of
surprising you.
Aww.

Ahh!

Hey, man,
what is going on? What?

This is awesome!

Wow!

Come on, buddy!

CHUCK: This is gonna be fun!
Whoo-hoo!

MAX: You never know what life
is gonna throw at you.
(CHUCKLES)

And you have two choices.

Run from it...

(COOING)
Boo! (LAUGHS)

...or run at it.

It's a big day.

And from this point on,
nothing is gonna be the same.

Wow!

MAX: But I'm gonna be brave.

And I'm gonna
help Liam be brave.

(LAUGHS)

Because he's my kid,
and I want him
to see the world.

The big, scary,
incredible world.

(SIGHS)

Are you okay?

Yeah, I'm good.

(BOTH SOBBING)

(BLOWS NOSE)

Wait!

(LAUGHING)

My doggies.

MAX: Always.

Bye-bye, Mama and Dada.

Bye, Snowball. Bye, Mr. Bear.

(DOOR CLOSES)

(PANDA PLAYING)

SNOWBALL: (SINGING)
Panda

Panda, Panda, Panda
Panda, Panda

Listen
Hey!

I got broads in Atlanta

Twisting rope, drinking Fanta

Credit cards and the scammers

Hitting off licks in the bando

BlackX6, Phantom

Wait and see
Looking like a panda

Listen!
Hundred scammers

BlackX6, Phantom
what you see, panda

Pockets swole, Danny
Selling bar, candy

Man, I'm the macho like Randy

(MUSIC STOPS)
Snowball, I'm back!

(CHUCKLES) Mmm!

(MUSIC CONTINUES)

Panda, panda, panda

ROOSTER: Okay, moment's over.