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[♪♪♪]

[SIRENS WAILING]

[♪♪♪]

Uh, officer?

Uh, I was wondering if you'd give me some directions.

Sure. Where to? Ahem.

My kid brother got his bike stolen, and, uh,

I'd like to know where to report it.

Detective Bureau. Second floor. Thank you.

Thank you very much. You bet.

[♪♪♪]

Anybody here?

RYKER: Webster. Gillis.

What are you looking at me like that for?

You're in a suit, lieutenant.

Well, that's not exactly front-page news, Webster.

Yeah, but it's, uh, a suit like regular people wear.

Oh, I mean, uh, civilians.

Gillis, I don't wanna shake you up,

but I am a regular person.

And it just so happens that I'm the second guest

on the Feedback Talk Show tonight

in an effort to publicize the new program

which brought you rookies into the department.

Any other questions?

No.

Have a good time, lieutenant.

Come on, let's hustle.

Can't miss this.

The show goes on soon.

How much time do we have?

Well, the show goes on at 11:30, but Ryker isn't the first guest.

So as long as we get there by 12 or so,

we ought to catch him.

Ryker on the tube.

A star is born.

Yeah.

GILLIS: When you go on television,

don't you wear makeup or somethin'?

Yeah. That's what I hear.

I wouldn't like to be that guy that comes after Ryker

with a powder puff.

He'd read him his rights.

"You have the right to remain silent, but you do not--

"Do not have the right

to come after me with that powder puff."

GILLIS: I think I'll rib him

about it tomorrow.

WEBSTER: Ah, sad to see such

suicidal thoughts

in the very young.

Well, he can't get mad at me

for putting him on a little, can he?

He can and will.

No, not Lieutenant Ryker.

Not old Heart-of-Lead Ryker.

MAN [ON TV]: Lieutenant, you say a

concerted effort is being made

to improve police-community relations.

Any concrete evidence of that?

RYKER: No miracles.

There has been progress, I'd say.

MAN: I haven't been

a television host

as long as I've been a columnist,

but I have been on long enough to hear a lot of guests

who didn't exactly have nice things

to say about the police.

There's a lot of legitimate criticism for people to have.

That's why we're trying to improve things.

And why the force is trying to develop a new kind of cop?

Uh, what we are trying to work on, Mr. Bevins,

is a police officer who is involved in his work,

who does more than just arrest and testify.

BEVINS: Don't give me these slogans,

lieutenant.

What I'm saying is that a response from the 1930s

isn't adequate for the '70s,

any more than newspaper thinking

applies to television journalism.

I'm sure you--

You know, I think Ryker

handled himself pretty well last night.

Hey, uh, Terry, you seen my handcuffs anywhere?

Try looking in your belt, Gillis.

That's where they're usually attached.

What did Jill think? She dug it.

GILLIS: Hey, has anyone seen

my handcuffs?

[CHUCKLES]

You know, the mornings with you,

times that I'm not really sure we're police officers.

Members of the, uh, seven dwarfs, maybe,

but not policemen.

Hey, is it true that, uh, Lieutenant Monroe's

gonna ride with you two today?

Unfortunately, yes.

Ryker was so gung ho last night that Monroe said

it sounded like something

Internal Affairs should look into.

So he asked to go on a patrol

to see how we interact with the community.

Yeah, and we're the lucky interacters

who got chosen.

Oh, come on. You're kidding.

What's missing now?

My hat.

His hat. His hat. Mm-hm.

It's not hard to figure out

which one of the dwarfs he is.

Uh, no, no, no. Really. My hat's gone.

It's not here.

Here, you can take my spare.

We'll check with the custodian in the morning.

Come on. We're late. Okay.

MONROE: Yeah, if I must say,

I don't know

much about you new cops.

The way Ryker went on and on about you on TV last night,

I just had to see for myself.

I mean, I figure, you know, you two guys must have

a nice big red S across your chests.

First heavy phone call comes in, you go racing for a phone booth

to change your outfits, you know?

Well, if you've got any questions,

anything you'd like to learn,

please feel free to ask.

MONROE: There's not much

you can teach me,

Officer Webster. Oh?

Then how come you're riding with us?

'Cause some of the people in Internal Affairs

are getting a little bit worried over the fact that, uh,

we may have created a problem with all this new cop nonsense.

Well, what kind of a problem, lieutenant?

A problem concerning an elite corps on the force.

Some young cops thinking they know all the answers,

thinking they're better than men

who've been on the force for 20 years.

That's what kind of a problem.

You don't agree with the program.

It doesn't matter whether I agree.

I wasn't consulted.

What if you had been?

Well, I would've told 'em

they're getting all hot and bothered,

because people don't like cops.

So, what?

Who said people are supposed to like cops?

Nobody likes anybody with power.

And cops have the power.

So nobody's gonna like cops, and that's all there is to it.

[TIRES SCREECHING]

Maybe you're right, lieutenant.

That guy who ran that stop sign up there

isn't gonna like us at all.

Mind sitting back and fastening your seat belt, lieutenant?

[SIREN WAILS]

[TIRES SQUEAL]

All right, hold it right there, sir.

For Pete's sake, I'm just reaching for my license.

All right, but do it slowly, please.

Uh, you don't have to do that.

I haven't got a weapon or anything back there.

I'm just checking, sir.

Listen, I'm sorry.

I know I've got a bad temper, but I've been running late

all day long and it's put me in an awful mood.

Well, I'm afraid that your mood isn't gonna get any better, sir.

Oh, for Pete's sake.

I was just hurrying, that's all.

Listen, I've got a sales meeting, you understand?

And it's essential that I get there on time.

Now, it's just a chance

I still might get there on time.

Mr. Menzies, you're under arrest.

Now wait a minute.

You have the right to remain silent.

Wait. You don't understand.

All I understand, sir, is that it's not worth it.

MENZIES: But that's all I've got on me.

Car's clean, Terry.

Read him his rights, Willie.

Sir, you, uh--

You have the right to remain silent.

Anything you say can and will be used against you

in a court of law.

You blew it, Webster. Higher than a kite.

I don't know what you're talking about.

Well, let's put it this way:

Lieutenant Monroe was very impressed today,

until he decided he just couldn't go for

soliciting a bribe.

Soliciting a...bribe?

Terry didn't solicit a bribe.

He arrested the guy for offering one.

Lieutenant Monroe thought it might be

because he didn't offer you enough.

You said it wasn't worth it.

I meant it wasn't worth 20 or 20,000.

What you said was, it wasn't worth letting him go,

not for 20 bucks.

That means that I was trying to raise the ante

with Monroe right there?

Now, listen to me, both of you.

You're police officers.

If Lieutenant Monroe

had to think twice before he was sure what you meant,

what about the man you arrested?

What's he thinking now?

He's thinking I might have sprung him for 50.

Right. And in print

and Monroe's report,

you know how that's gonna look too.

Like I did try to solicit a bribe.

Well, he's not gonna put it in his report,

because I asked him not to,

because I pointed out your inexperience to him,

and because Lieutenant Monroe and I go back a long, long way.

I don't need special treatment.

Let the man write what he saw.

Now, look, Webster,

I don't wanna lose public support

for what we're trying to do here.

And I don't wanna have to suspend you,

which could've happened if this got blown up.

So get outta here, will you? I got some work to do.

Hello?

MAN: Hey, we're not

open yet.

Oh. Oh, sorry, officer.

What can I do for you?

Well,

I'll tell you what I wish you could do for me.

I wish you could give me a drink.

But I'm on duty. [LAUGHS]

Things are tough all over, huh?

Yeah, yeah.

You know what?

I think things are gonna get a lot tougher.

I don't follow you.

Well, I mean I'm new on this beat.

I know a lot of ways a bar can be closed.

Want fire laws just a little bit ignored?

What--?

What are you talking about?

What I'm talking about is, uh--

A man can get into a lot of trouble

unless he's got help.

The right kind of help, you know?

What I mean is,

I could make sure you're not violating

just the littlest ordinance.

Then you could stay open.

You wanna stay open, don't you?

I wanna stay open.

I don't suppose all this, uh, special service

comes for free, though, uh, does it?

I'm sure we could work somethin' out.

[♪♪♪]

Ben.

Name's Ben.

Ben! Nice to meet you, Ben.

Officer Terry Webster.

MONROE: "I don't know what

you're gonna do about it.

"Probably nothing, because all you cops stick together.

"But just in case there's one of you guys

"who isn't on the take, I'm telling you

"the guy's name is Terry Webster,

"and he's making me pay protection

or he shuts me down."

Unsigned.

We got the letter yesterday.

And since Terry Webster's one of your boys,

I thought you ought to know.

Why wouldn't the man sign his name?

He's scared.

Look, all we know is that he runs a bar,

and that he's not too happy about having a new partner

from the S.C.P.D.

This letter's a phony, Sam.

Webster wouldn't do something like this.

Well, we'll find out.

We got a tail on him already.

You put a tail on Webster

without even talking to me first?

We have to move, Eddie. You know that.

Well, then this is just a courtesy call.

You're not giving me a chance

to straighten out my department.

It's not your job to straighten things out,

it's mine.

Internal Affairs, remember?

This is different. Eddie,

it's possible, just possible,

we may have a bad cop.

Now, will you give me that much?

Sam, right now I wouldn't give you an ice cube

if your tongue was on fire.

You can spend a week tailing him.

You can spend a month.

You can spend your career on it if you want to.

The kid is clean.

[INTERCOM BUZZES]

Yes. Just a minute.

Sam...

for you.

Yeah.

Yeah.

All right, I'll be right there.

I'm sorry, Eddie.

I just got another report.

About Webster?

No.

About a guy named Ellison.

But he's out of Webster's academy class.

The class you were in charge of, Eddie.

[♪♪♪]

Hey.

Boy,

that you?

Yeah, it's me, Pop.

Well-ll, come on over and sit down,

for crying out loud.

And tell an old codger

what's going on out there, huh?

[LAUGHS]

You ain't going with that old codger stuff again, Pop.

You're the youngest old codger I've ever seen.

[LAUGHS]

Ought to be back in uniform, right?

Yeah, yeah. Working double shifts.

Yeah, well, you just have a talk with Commissioner Tyler

and set it up.

You just tell him that Joe Richardson

is ready, willing and able.

Tyler's not commissioner anymore.

Course, I'd shave,

and I'd probably still fit into my uniform.

Yeah. I bet you could.

Well, any news?

Uh, w-what exciting assignments

have they had you on this month?

Uh, oh--

Yeah.

Uh, well, uh--

Huh?

I, well, um...

I got me a bank robber, Pop.

A bank robber?

Yeah.

Uh...

no joke, now.

No, no joke, uh,

uh, fellows think I'm gonna get a commendation.

Did you shoot him?

No, no, I brought him down in a foot pursuit, Pop.

Oh, you cops today, afraid to use your guns.

Well, I ought to just...

A commendation?

Yeah.

Well, what do you know about that?

Well, I was on the force three years

before I got a commendation.

I swear, you're gonna

put me and your brothers to shame,

you are.

You're gonna be the best one

in the family, you little runt.

[LAUGHS]

Thank you, Pop.

Heh, heh. Well, any other news?

What's new about the war?

War? Well, yes.

Your Uncle Billy is still over there on Iwo Jima,

don't forget about that.

No news, Pop.

Well, I, uh...

guess I'm getting all het up about nothing.

Your Uncle Billy could always take care of himself.

He'll be just fine, you'll see.

Uh, Pop, I, uh--

I gotta get back on duty.

I'll come back next week, all right?

Oh, sure, sure.

Okay. Fine.

I appreciate your

taking the time.

[♪♪♪]

A lot of people out here

got nobody.

I got you.

I know how hard it is to get off duty.

Don't you think I don't.

I--

Not easy.

I love you, Pop.

Now,

what kind of a thing is that

for a grown man to say

to another grown man?

You'd get the horselaugh

if they heard you talk like that

on the force.

I'm your father, little runt.

Don't you tell me that you love me.

You tell me that you respect me.

Got that?

Yeah.

That's what's important.

[CHUCKLES]

That car's still there.

What car?

Same one we kept seeing all last night

before we got back to the station.

Well, it's a public street.

No, Willie, this car was everywhere we went.

One, two, three blocks behind us, but always there.

Hey, you're just paranoid.

Why would anyone wanna follow us?

WEBSTER: I don't know.

But I know one way to find out.

GILLIS: How?

By finding out

if he's after you, me or us.

You head for the corner and I'll take the car.

Okay.

[♪♪♪]

[TIRES SCREECHING]

[HORN HONKING]

[TIRES SCREECHING]

[HONKING]

[TIRES SCREECHING]

All right,

who are you,

and what's it about?

If IA's checking me out, I wanna know why.

If they're checking you out, it's for a good reason.

What is the reason? Ask Lieutenant Monroe.

But I haven't done anything.

Oh, well, now, that's very moving.

You've got me convinced.

Call Monroe's boys off.

I haven't got the authority.

You just gotta get them off-- You listen to me.

We're in trouble here, lots of it.

You're not the only one involved.

There are other reports, other names.

Whoever gave you mine is a liar.

In that case, Lieutenant Monroe will dig that out.

I didn't join the force to get hassled, to give up my rights.

Is that what it looks like? We're taking away your rights?

I wanna talk to my accuser.

No.

So all those fine phrases you handed out at the police academy

was just so much mealy-mouthed pap, right?

No, Officer Webster. That is not right.

I think you better cool off...at home.

Home?

Just give me your shield.

You're relieved from duty for a couple of days.

One of my men does not go out in the street,

not feeling the way you do.

Webster.

[INTERCOM BUZZES]

Ryker.

MAN: Ryker?

Listen, lieutenant, I think we better have a talk

about those misfits you've been nursemaiding.

Who is this?

I can quote every section of the criminal code

your boys have been violating.

You wanna hear some numbers?

You sound like a police officer.

I'm someone who wants to catch criminals

the way cops are supposed to,

not just be concerned about them.

Now, if you'll meet me tonight,

I'll give you all the evidence you need.

Names, dates, amounts and proof.

Ironclad proof, lieutenant.

All right.

Where will you be?

[♪♪♪]

[GUNSHOTS]

[SCREAMS]

[♪♪♪]

Hello.

Hello, lieutenant.

You're all right, but you shouldn't talk.

Get Sam Monroe in here, will you?

I'm sorry. I can't, lieutenant.

It's time for your sedation.

Mrs. Danko.

Jill.

I don't want any sedation.

I wanna talk to Sam Monroe.

All right, lieutenant.

You can see him for just one minute.

Then your shot.

WOMAN [OVER PA]: Calling Dr. Westover.

Dr. Westover, call your exchange.

Lieutenant Monroe? Uh, he's awake.

You can see him for a minute now.

Thanks, nurse.

Buzz Dr. Litchfield, see if he wants any change

in Lieutenant Ryker's sedation.

Bad?

It'll do.

[SIGHS]

We've only got one minute.

I know.

It was a cop, Sam.

Are you sure?

[CLEARS THROAT]

It was dark, but I could see his silhouette.

It was a cop.

Twenty-five years on the force, I walk right into it.

Why?

I got a phone call.

Said he had some evidence on these guys on the take.

Suckered right into it.

Well, at least you're still alive.

That's his fault, not mine.

[DOOR OPENS]

Lieutenant, you'll have to wait outside now.

[DOOR OPENS]

[DOOR CLOSES]

Lieutenant?

Not much you can accomplish around here, Webster.

Ryker's in good shape, so why don't you head for home.

Well, I'm glad to hear it, but it's you I wanna talk to.

Be brief.

Okay.

I wanna know what evidence you've got

that I've done something wrong.

Ryker didn't have the authority to show me. You do.

I didn't say we had any evidence.

But an allegation has been made.

Who made the allegation and how?

We got a letter. Unsigned.

I'd like to see the letter.

WOMAN [OVER PA]: Calling Dr. Westover.

All right.

I have a photocopy here.

I guess it won't hurt to let you take a look at it,

since it's tied up with Ryker's shooting anyway.

Here you are:

This letter's a phony and you ought to have known it.

How should I "ought to have known it"?

The guy's mad, right?

He's being leaned on by a dirty, crooked cop,

who's bleeding him for everything, right?

He hates this dirty, crooked cop more than anything, right?

So?

He didn't call me...

colored.

He didn't call me...

Negro.

He didn't call me black.

He didn't even call me nigger.

This Terry Webster's white.

I know it.

I feel it.

Believe it.

Willie, how about you?

Uh, no thanks.

The last time I had this much coffee

was at one of those fraternity bull sessions.

You know, where you solve the secrets of the universe.

Yeah. Did you solve any?

Well, we figured out how to revamp the secret handshake.

Whew.

DANKO: Okay.

Let's go over what we got again.

There's gotta be a way to make what Terry found out

work for us.

Yeah, but what did I get?

That the guy is white?

DANKO: Yeah, and Monroe's

matching descriptions

of those two other shakedowns

with Ellison and Ross.

The guy was white there too.

Well, what do you know about the real Ellison

and the real Ross?

Only that they don't match the description.

Well, there's another thing we know.

They both went to the academy with us.

Maybe...

Maybe the guy has it in for us.

Specifically us.

Our class.

That would fit if he's the one

who called Ryker and shot him.

But didn't kill him.

Didn't wanna kill him, maybe.

Yeah.

If you were gonna try and murder someone,

would you stand where you could be seen in uniform?

And use a service revolver?

So you mean the guy was advertising the fact

that he's a policeman.

No.

Too easy.

The uniform is as phony as he is.

Well, if he's not a cop, then what is he?

If Lieutenant Monroe can get us into Central Records,

we might be able to find out.

Meaning?

Well, if the guy's not a cop,

how about somebody who wanted to be?

DANKO [ON PHONE]: No, uh-uh.

Okay, uh-huh.

No, I didn't know he was going to school back east.

Okay, thanks.

Wish him luck for us, will you?

Mm-hm. Bye.

Well, that's everybody on my batch.

Everyone who started with us at the academy,

but washed out.

All accounted for?

All of 'em.

Well, that just leaves this:

applications to the force who were turned down

from the start.

Hey, guys, listen to this. What is it?

Question: "Please state any additional qualifications

you have for becoming an officer in the S.C.P.D."

Answer: "I come from a long line of police officers.

"Father, uncle, two brothers."

Question: "Are any relatives currently employed

by the city government or the P.D.?"

Answer:

"Two brothers formerly employed.

"Now deceased.

Killed in the line of duty."

A guy with that background would know police procedure.

The pressure he must've felt.

Why wasn't he accepted?

Uh...

"See interview."

According to this, he didn't fit the new program.

Flunked the psychological evaluation.

Does it say why?

Uh...

the shrink thought he was too rigid,

that his mind was too closed to anything innovative.

GILLIS: Hey, th-the guy is our age

and he would have been in our class,

but he was hard-line as if he'd been on the force

all his life.

Let me see the picture.

He fits.

The whole thing fits.

Donald Richardson.

He's got a nice face.

MAN: Oh, that's him. Sure thing.

Only he ain't here now.

Did he say where he was going?

No, he didn't say a word.

[♪♪♪]

He's never done anything suspicious?

Well, uh...

Hey, you guys, look at this.

Wrappers?

Yeah.

I've seen this stuff before.

Air Force demolition course.

I found this in the bedroom:

When did Richardson leave?

A little while ago.

MAN: Hey, what is

all this stuff?

DANKO: Clock with the works torn out.

Priming wire.

It's the kind of stuff they use with plastic explosives.

GILLIS: Yeah, but where's

he gonna use it?

What day is this year's graduation

at the police academy?

It's today.

[CROWD APPLAUDING]

MONROE: I haven't been to one of those

since I graduated.

What's the procedure? Anybody remember?

GILLIS: Yeah, they, uh,

have the ceremony

up there on the field.

The reviewing stand's on the far end.

WEBSTER: Then a reception

in the gymnasium.

MONROE: All right.

So we'll concentrate our search on those two areas.

And the routes in between.

And the cathedral.

What? There's no church on the academy grounds.

Right after the reception, there's a service

by the police chaplain at St. Ambrose Cathedral.

Most of the cadets and their families show up.

It's right off academy property.

All right, we'll concentrate our search on three areas.

Now here's what I want you to do:

There'll be five men assigned to--

Excuse me.

You all set?

The grounds clear?

All clear.

All right, then I'm ready.

All right.

Come on. Tighten up, men.

Come on. Come on.

Come on.

Now, this is Sergeant Christopher

of the Bomb Squad.

He's the expert.

I want you to listen to everything he says,

and don't deviate from it in any manner.

CHRISTOPHER: The device is one

that utilizes dynamite.

It'll have some size to it.

Not huge, but maybe like a shoebox.

That kind of thing.

CHRISTOPHER: If you see anything

out of place

with that kind of bulk to it,

back off at once,

and blow three times on your whistle.

Don't touch it.

Don't try to disarm it.

That's for me and my guys.

If you want any help or advice,

don't use your radio to get in touch.

Depending on what kind of detonator the thing has,

a radio wave might accidentally set it off.

Now, is everybody clear on that?

All right, you all know the areas you've been assigned to.

There'll be five men to each senior officer.

Let's move out, and good luck.

Hold it, Webster. Just hold it.

You're unarmed. I don't want you to get hurt.

Lieutenant--

Look, this character already nailed Ryker.

I don't want to have to explain to Ryker

how I let this guy nail one of his rookies too.

So you just--

Just hold back.

[CAR ENGINE REVS]

[♪♪♪]

All right. You work right over there.

Yes, sir.

You two men work that area.

I want these grounds checked very carefully.

All right, you two come with me.

Hold it.

MONROE: One goes this way

and one goes that way.

Ask you a question, sir?

What?

How long you been on the Bomb Squad?

About two ulcers and a mild coronary.

Mike, come here, quick.

Yeah.

[WHISTLES]

[WHISTLE BLOWS]

Where'd that whistle come from?

Over by the athletic field, sir.

It's over there under the stairs.

All right, get back and get under cover, all of you.

And stay put till I say otherwise.

Go on.

CHRISTOPHER: Go on.

Get under cover, all of you.

Wonder what he tells his kid when he asks:

"What do you do for a living, Daddy?"

Anybody want a peanut butter and jelly sandwich?

Let's continue the search.

Look, lieutenant,

I've got over 300 people out there

waiting for this graduation.

Uh, we checked the cathedral. It's clean.

You can put some of the people in there.

All right. I'll do it myself.

Let's check that gym one more time.

Four.

He's in uniform.

[SCRAPING]

Anybody up there?

Just double-checking.

Wanted to make sure we didn't overlook anything.

Yeah, well,

Lieutenant Monroe said he wanted to see you.

You tell him I'll be right along.

I'm just gonna check out a few more nooks and crannies up here.

Well, I'll...give him the word.

[♪♪♪]

[♪♪♪]

[TICKING]

[CLATTERING]

[CLICKING]

[CLICKING]

I'm really sorry you came in here.

I really am.

Now move.

Over there.

Officer Webster?

Or is it Richardson now?

It should be Officer Richardson.

Move over there.

Now, you listen to me, man. This isn't gonna--

You wouldn't wanna upset things, would you?

All I have left to do is to connect this wire to the timer,

and you and I can walk right outta here.

See, I didn't wanna hurt you.

Over there.

What about the people that are coming for the service?

You're willing to kill them, right?

And a lot of them are cops just like your brothers.

No.

No, that's a lie.

They're not like my brothers.

None of them are like my brothers or my Pop.

They think a cop's gotta be different.

Well, that's a lie.

Don't you understand that?

Don't you see? Hey, no, man. I don't.

But maybe if you help me I can--

It's that new breed they're talking about.

That means my brothers were all bad.

That means that every man in my family,

they weren't good cops, but they were.

They were.

Look, I don't doubt it.

I'm sure they were good men.

Look, no one is trying to dishonor what they did.

I was the best.

My Pop told me I was the best.

'Cause I know all about being a cop.

A guy robs you, you just throw him in the slammer.

A guy kills, you kill him.

What's wrong with that?

That's not the point.

That's the only point!

You're good, all of you are good,

then my brothers are bad.

So that's why you set off to show that

the reverse is true, huh?

Yeah.

And I did too.

And I'm gonna keep that bunch from going out there,

and ruining everything all over.

Richardson, you're not responsible

for what you're doing.

Oh, yes, I am.

See, that's the difference between us.

I know a man's responsible for whatever he does.

That's gonna make you responsible for a lot lives

when that bomb goes off.

Somebody's gotta pay.

All I was raised for was being a cop.

All I ever dreamed about or worked for.

[TICKING]

Well, that's dead now, that whole dream.

What difference does it make what--?

What else dies, or who?

It makes a big difference.

To them.

To those who care for them. Why?

Why? Their own brothers.

Why couldn't you let me be what I had to be?

[SHOUTS]

[GUNSHOT]

[GUNSHOT]

[GRUNTING]

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[TICKING]

[TICKING STOPS]

Terry, you okay?

Need some cuffs.

Coming in.

I've got some cuffs in my belt if you wanna use 'em.

I've got some cuffs in my belt if you wanna use 'em.

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You know, Webster, you're still not Superman.

Yeah, I know.

Captain Marvel, maybe, but not Superman.

[LAUGHS]

[KNOCK AT DOOR]

Come in.

Well, if it isn't the super-sleuths.

Come in. Come on in.

Now, tell me the truth.

Truth? Truth about what?

You're only here to be congratulated, aren't you?

Well, now that you mention it.

Well, you must be feeling pretty smart, all three of you.

You have everything pegged.

Nothin' more to learn about police work.

Well, thank you very much, lieutenant.

Well, that's not what I meant, Officer Gillis.

Sorry, sir.

Oh, no, no.

Richardson is getting the psychiatric treatment he needs.

Even I didn't get killed.

The three of you did a pretty fair job,

all things considered.

Thank you, sir.

Thank you.

Afternoon, lieutenant.

How're you feeling?

Uh, no.

No, what?

Uh, that's either somethin' to punch a hole in me,

or pour down my throat, and either way,

I'm well on the road to recovery, whatever it is.

Uh, is he always this pleasant?

Oh, no.

This is one of his good days.

There's nothing in here, lieutenant.

I was just taking it to be sterilized.

Then why did you stop by?

Well, I came by to see my husband,

and my friends.

And to give you something to take home with you

when you check out tomorrow.

What's that?

This:

Ooh.

[GILLIS & DANKO AGREEING] That's nice.

Oh, you guys can just shake my hand.

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