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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,176 --> 00:00:06,397 [gentle music] 2 00:00:06,441 --> 00:00:13,622 ♪ 3 00:00:13,665 --> 00:00:20,281 ♪ 4 00:00:20,324 --> 00:00:26,765 ♪ 5 00:00:26,809 --> 00:00:29,986 [soft jazz music] 6 00:00:30,030 --> 00:00:36,471 ♪ 7 00:00:36,514 --> 00:00:43,130 ♪ 8 00:00:43,173 --> 00:00:49,658 ♪ 9 00:00:49,701 --> 00:00:52,922 [train faintly whistling] 10 00:00:52,965 --> 00:00:58,319 ♪ 11 00:00:58,362 --> 00:01:05,369 ♪ 12 00:01:05,413 --> 00:01:12,376 ♪ 13 00:01:12,420 --> 00:01:19,122 ♪ 14 00:01:19,166 --> 00:01:22,517 [upbeat percussion beginning] 15 00:01:22,560 --> 00:01:29,524 ♪ 16 00:01:29,567 --> 00:01:36,400 ♪ 17 00:01:36,444 --> 00:01:43,190 ♪ 18 00:01:43,233 --> 00:01:50,110 ♪ 19 00:01:50,153 --> 00:01:55,724 ♪ 20 00:01:55,767 --> 00:01:58,335 [train whistling] 21 00:01:58,379 --> 00:02:06,082 ♪ 22 00:02:06,126 --> 00:02:11,914 [phone ringing] 23 00:02:11,957 --> 00:02:14,743 [Chris sighs] 24 00:02:14,786 --> 00:02:16,048 [Chris] Phone's ringing. 25 00:02:16,092 --> 00:02:17,876 [phone keeps ringing] 26 00:02:17,920 --> 00:02:19,530 [Marion] What time is it? 27 00:02:19,574 --> 00:02:22,664 [phone ringing] 28 00:02:22,707 --> 00:02:24,840 5:30. 29 00:02:24,883 --> 00:02:27,234 It's a wrong number. 30 00:02:27,277 --> 00:02:28,974 Might be something important. 31 00:02:29,018 --> 00:02:31,760 [child crying] 32 00:02:31,803 --> 00:02:33,892 Oh, it's woken Amy. 33 00:02:33,936 --> 00:02:35,851 Oh. I'll get her. 34 00:02:35,894 --> 00:02:40,160 [Amy crying] 35 00:02:40,203 --> 00:02:41,813 [phone keeps ringing] 36 00:02:41,857 --> 00:02:46,514 [Amy crying] 37 00:02:46,557 --> 00:02:48,994 There, there, there. 38 00:02:49,038 --> 00:02:52,215 [Amy screaming] 39 00:02:52,259 --> 00:02:56,698 [phone keeps ringing] 40 00:02:59,266 --> 00:03:00,789 Hello. 41 00:03:00,832 --> 00:03:02,747 [Toni] It's about bloody time. 42 00:03:02,791 --> 00:03:04,140 Who is this? 43 00:03:04,184 --> 00:03:06,969 Who do you think it is? 44 00:03:07,012 --> 00:03:08,710 [Chris] Toni? 45 00:03:08,753 --> 00:03:10,146 [ambient din] 46 00:03:10,190 --> 00:03:11,495 How are you, you old bastard? 47 00:03:11,539 --> 00:03:14,150 [Chris laughing] Bloody hell! 48 00:03:14,194 --> 00:03:15,847 Do you know what bloody time it is? 49 00:03:15,891 --> 00:03:18,154 What? Shit, no. 50 00:03:18,198 --> 00:03:20,678 No, I don't, mate. No. Sorry. 51 00:03:20,722 --> 00:03:22,506 It's not even 6:00. 52 00:03:22,550 --> 00:03:24,421 [Tony] Shit, I should be in bed. 53 00:03:24,465 --> 00:03:26,249 I was. 54 00:03:26,293 --> 00:03:27,207 [Chris] Where are you? 55 00:03:27,250 --> 00:03:29,034 Buggered if I know, mate. 56 00:03:29,078 --> 00:03:30,775 [Chris] Uh, are you in England? 57 00:03:30,819 --> 00:03:33,256 Yeah, it's definitely England. Yeah, yeah. 58 00:03:33,300 --> 00:03:35,258 -Without a doubt. Yeah. -This is a surprise. 59 00:03:35,302 --> 00:03:37,782 What's it been? Like, five years? 60 00:03:37,826 --> 00:03:39,610 [Tony] Yeah, yeah. Something like that. 61 00:03:39,654 --> 00:03:41,351 Listen. So, what, what? Are we going to meet? 62 00:03:41,395 --> 00:03:42,961 -[Chris] Yeah. -Yeah? What, tomorrow? Lunch? 63 00:03:43,005 --> 00:03:45,050 Lunch. Yeah. Yeah, sure. 64 00:03:45,094 --> 00:03:48,097 Right, right. Well, I'll-- I'll come over at about 1:00. 65 00:03:48,140 --> 00:03:49,490 -Okay. -[Tony] Yeah? 66 00:03:49,533 --> 00:03:51,274 Alright, then. Ciao for now. 67 00:03:51,318 --> 00:03:53,798 Can only be bad news at this time of the morning. 68 00:03:53,842 --> 00:03:55,235 [Chris] That was Toni. 69 00:03:57,454 --> 00:03:59,239 He's not gone vegetarian, has he? 70 00:03:59,282 --> 00:04:00,588 Nah. 71 00:04:00,631 --> 00:04:02,764 Well, he didn't say. I doubt it. 72 00:04:02,807 --> 00:04:05,027 Knowing Toni, he could have aligned himself 73 00:04:05,070 --> 00:04:07,377 with some vegan terrorist faction. 74 00:04:07,421 --> 00:04:10,119 The Popular Front for the Liberation of the Frozen Pea. 75 00:04:10,162 --> 00:04:12,208 Look, I'm sorry. I should have asked you first. 76 00:04:12,252 --> 00:04:14,123 For God's sakes, stop apologizing. 77 00:04:14,166 --> 00:04:15,646 It's only Sunday lunch. 78 00:04:15,690 --> 00:04:18,301 not moving in... is he? 79 00:04:18,345 --> 00:04:20,303 He really likes you, you know. 80 00:04:20,347 --> 00:04:21,609 Oh, gosh. 81 00:04:21,652 --> 00:04:24,089 I feel somehow validated. 82 00:04:25,787 --> 00:04:27,354 It's just.... 83 00:04:27,397 --> 00:04:29,704 -[Chris] What? -I never understood 84 00:04:29,747 --> 00:04:31,923 why he had to be so angry all the time. 85 00:04:34,186 --> 00:04:36,101 He was always angry. 86 00:04:36,145 --> 00:04:37,712 We both were. 87 00:04:37,755 --> 00:04:39,148 We were part of the Anger Generation. 88 00:04:39,191 --> 00:04:41,019 You, angry? Come on. 89 00:04:41,063 --> 00:04:42,673 Petulant, perhaps. 90 00:04:42,717 --> 00:04:44,066 Anyway, he's a writer. 91 00:04:45,546 --> 00:04:47,330 He believes in telling the truth. 92 00:04:47,374 --> 00:04:49,332 He's not a very good writer. 93 00:04:49,376 --> 00:04:51,247 He's not-- he's not successful. 94 00:04:51,291 --> 00:04:52,509 That doesn't mean he's not good. 95 00:04:52,553 --> 00:04:54,337 Doesn't make him Proust, either. 96 00:04:54,381 --> 00:04:56,470 You always defend him. 97 00:04:56,513 --> 00:04:58,385 Of course I do. He's my best friend. 98 00:05:01,692 --> 00:05:03,738 [bouncy jazz music] 99 00:05:03,781 --> 00:05:05,696 [indistinct distant chatter] 100 00:05:05,740 --> 00:05:09,396 ♪ 101 00:05:09,439 --> 00:05:12,616 [train rumbling] 102 00:05:12,660 --> 00:05:18,883 ♪ 103 00:05:18,927 --> 00:05:21,843 ♪ 104 00:05:21,886 --> 00:05:23,627 [French accent] Stop now. 105 00:05:23,671 --> 00:05:25,020 [In French] Do not move. 106 00:05:25,063 --> 00:05:26,717 [In French] Like that. 107 00:05:26,761 --> 00:05:28,371 [shutter clicking] 108 00:05:28,415 --> 00:05:36,118 ♪ 109 00:05:36,161 --> 00:05:37,772 Don't look at me like that. 110 00:05:37,815 --> 00:05:41,123 ♪ 111 00:05:41,166 --> 00:05:43,734 [Annick screaming rapturously] Oh! Oh! Oh, Chris! 112 00:05:43,778 --> 00:05:45,214 Chris. 113 00:05:45,257 --> 00:05:48,173 [Annick] Oh, Chris! Oh! Oh! 114 00:05:48,217 --> 00:05:50,175 ♪ 115 00:05:50,219 --> 00:05:52,700 [voice echoing] I know you want to sleep with other women, 116 00:05:52,743 --> 00:05:54,484 Chris, and I understand. 117 00:05:54,528 --> 00:05:56,834 There's nothing to feel guilty about. 118 00:05:56,878 --> 00:05:58,749 In fact, 119 00:05:58,793 --> 00:06:01,404 I want you to have affairs. 120 00:06:01,448 --> 00:06:03,798 It'll be good for our marriage. 121 00:06:03,841 --> 00:06:06,148 And, of course, 122 00:06:06,191 --> 00:06:08,150 I'll still cook your dinner 123 00:06:08,193 --> 00:06:10,239 and do your washing and ironing. 124 00:06:10,282 --> 00:06:11,893 [car door slamming] 125 00:06:11,936 --> 00:06:14,591 [street din] 126 00:06:14,635 --> 00:06:18,943 [Amy crying] 127 00:06:18,987 --> 00:06:21,816 [birds chirping] 128 00:06:21,859 --> 00:06:24,601 [Amy keeps crying] 129 00:06:31,173 --> 00:06:35,917 [ambient din] 130 00:06:35,960 --> 00:06:37,527 Mmm. 131 00:06:39,007 --> 00:06:40,748 I'm quite tired, Chris. 132 00:06:40,791 --> 00:06:42,924 It's the weekend, love. 133 00:06:42,967 --> 00:06:44,404 Sunday tomorrow. 134 00:06:46,580 --> 00:06:49,017 I'm not really in the mood. 135 00:06:53,064 --> 00:06:55,458 [Chris sighing deeply] 136 00:06:55,502 --> 00:06:57,199 We never make love anymore. 137 00:06:57,242 --> 00:06:58,853 We make love constantly. 138 00:07:00,463 --> 00:07:02,422 I can't even remember the last time. 139 00:07:02,465 --> 00:07:04,641 Yesterday morning. 140 00:07:04,685 --> 00:07:07,470 Yeah? We used to do it three times a day. 141 00:07:07,514 --> 00:07:10,473 Well, that was when we were new to each other. 142 00:07:10,517 --> 00:07:12,606 Anyway, it only happened once and you complained 143 00:07:12,649 --> 00:07:14,956 about being sore for a week afterwards. 144 00:07:14,999 --> 00:07:16,871 Sore, but very smug. 145 00:07:18,438 --> 00:07:22,224 [both laughing] 146 00:07:34,105 --> 00:07:35,977 [Amy crying] 147 00:07:38,762 --> 00:07:42,940 [Amy keeps crying] 148 00:07:42,984 --> 00:07:45,160 [Marion sighing] 149 00:07:45,203 --> 00:07:49,033 [Amy keeps crying] 150 00:07:49,077 --> 00:07:50,644 [Amy cooing] 151 00:07:55,300 --> 00:07:58,260 [birds chirping] 152 00:07:58,303 --> 00:08:00,305 [door creaks] 153 00:08:02,394 --> 00:08:04,135 Ha, ha, ha! 154 00:08:04,179 --> 00:08:05,397 Lloydy! 155 00:08:05,441 --> 00:08:08,139 Come here! [Chris laughing] 156 00:08:08,183 --> 00:08:10,402 [Tony] You're ruined! You're ruined! 157 00:08:12,404 --> 00:08:14,276 Now, Africa, Chris. 158 00:08:14,319 --> 00:08:16,017 You must get yourself to Africa. 159 00:08:16,060 --> 00:08:18,454 Black women... ah! 160 00:08:18,498 --> 00:08:21,544 I was in Italy. I went to Spain. 161 00:08:21,588 --> 00:08:23,067 Spun me around, really. 162 00:08:23,111 --> 00:08:24,504 Ended up in New York. 163 00:08:26,854 --> 00:08:29,247 I kept meaning to send a postcard. 164 00:08:29,291 --> 00:08:30,553 You know how it is. 165 00:08:30,597 --> 00:08:32,337 Why did you come back? 166 00:08:32,381 --> 00:08:35,210 Oh, it's-- it's difficult to talk about. 167 00:08:35,253 --> 00:08:37,342 Not bad news, I hope? 168 00:08:37,386 --> 00:08:39,214 No, it's okay. It's.... 169 00:08:39,257 --> 00:08:41,390 [Toni exhaling deeply] 170 00:08:45,176 --> 00:08:46,917 What's up, mate? 171 00:08:46,961 --> 00:08:49,398 This is really hard. 172 00:08:49,441 --> 00:08:51,705 Do you want me to leave you two alone for a minute? 173 00:08:51,748 --> 00:08:52,575 No. 174 00:08:54,272 --> 00:08:56,623 No, you stay. It concerns both of you. 175 00:08:59,277 --> 00:09:01,541 You can hide from the truth for only so long 176 00:09:01,584 --> 00:09:03,543 before it all gets too much. 177 00:09:03,586 --> 00:09:05,327 Time I faced up to the way things really are. 178 00:09:05,370 --> 00:09:09,331 [sighing deeply] 179 00:09:09,374 --> 00:09:11,072 You see, Chris... 180 00:09:11,115 --> 00:09:13,074 [ 181 00:09:13,117 --> 00:09:16,294 I had to come back because... 182 00:09:16,338 --> 00:09:18,035 I love you. 183 00:09:19,384 --> 00:09:21,517 I always have. 184 00:09:22,866 --> 00:09:24,694 You're the only person in the world for me. 185 00:09:26,827 --> 00:09:28,437 I'm sorry, Marion. 186 00:09:30,004 --> 00:09:32,180 I know this must come as a bit of a blow... 187 00:09:33,964 --> 00:09:36,488 ...but Chris and I were meant to be together. 188 00:09:44,322 --> 00:09:46,281 Oh, very funny! 189 00:09:46,324 --> 00:09:50,241 [all laughing] 190 00:09:50,285 --> 00:09:52,243 Your faces! 191 00:09:52,287 --> 00:09:54,419 [laughing] 192 00:09:54,463 --> 00:09:56,639 [couch rocking] 193 00:09:56,683 --> 00:09:59,294 [Toni grunting passionately] 194 00:09:59,337 --> 00:10:01,035 [birds chirping] 195 00:10:01,078 --> 00:10:02,602 What's her name? 196 00:10:02,645 --> 00:10:05,126 Her name's Kali, as in California. 197 00:10:05,169 --> 00:10:08,172 It's where her folks were born, only she's spelled with a "K". 198 00:10:08,216 --> 00:10:10,348 Oh, you should have brought her along. 199 00:10:10,392 --> 00:10:13,438 Nah, we believe in having separate friends. 200 00:10:13,482 --> 00:10:15,266 I met her... 201 00:10:15,310 --> 00:10:18,226 in a creative writing course in Pasadena. 202 00:10:18,269 --> 00:10:19,793 Yeah? What the hell were you doing there? 203 00:10:19,836 --> 00:10:21,272 I was teaching it. 204 00:10:21,316 --> 00:10:23,753 I didn't know you went in for that sort of thing. 205 00:10:23,797 --> 00:10:26,277 Which? Teaching or seducing students? 206 00:10:26,321 --> 00:10:28,279 Huh? 207 00:10:28,323 --> 00:10:31,239 No, no, I don't if I can avoid it, you know. 208 00:10:31,282 --> 00:10:34,285 But you got to subsidize the old poetry somehow. 209 00:10:34,329 --> 00:10:36,592 I mean, come on, if poetry's going to mean anything 210 00:10:36,636 --> 00:10:38,550 you got to take it directly to the people. 211 00:10:38,594 --> 00:10:40,857 [Chris] That is pure paranoia. 212 00:10:40,901 --> 00:10:43,817 Anybody who wants to can read poetry. 213 00:10:43,860 --> 00:10:45,514 Yeah, but they don't want to, do they? 214 00:10:45,557 --> 00:10:47,429 'Cause they're told what? 215 00:10:47,472 --> 00:10:49,126 It's... it's a minority taste. 216 00:10:49,170 --> 00:10:50,519 Late night slot. 217 00:10:50,562 --> 00:10:52,564 You know, pigeon fancying, 218 00:10:52,608 --> 00:10:54,088 goat fucking. 219 00:10:54,131 --> 00:10:56,133 Whatever it is they fucking get up to. 220 00:10:56,177 --> 00:10:59,571 I see-- I see loads of poetry in the shops. 221 00:10:59,615 --> 00:11:01,095 Yeah, but-- but you don't see poetry 222 00:11:01,138 --> 00:11:02,966 -in the shops, Marion. -Yes, I do. 223 00:11:03,010 --> 00:11:07,710 You see golfing limericks and jolly historical ballads. 224 00:11:07,754 --> 00:11:09,625 Dead, unthreatening stuff. 225 00:11:09,669 --> 00:11:11,540 There's nothing vital! 226 00:11:11,583 --> 00:11:13,498 -There's nothing... -Oi, hey! Hey! 227 00:11:13,542 --> 00:11:15,283 Nothing about what's happening now. 228 00:11:15,326 --> 00:11:17,285 Sorry, baby. 229 00:11:17,328 --> 00:11:22,290 What you actually mean is nobody stocks your books. 230 00:11:22,333 --> 00:11:24,292 [Toni exhaling] 231 00:11:24,335 --> 00:11:26,076 Exactly. 232 00:11:26,120 --> 00:11:27,425 Bastards. 233 00:11:27,469 --> 00:11:29,427 [Toni chuckling] 234 00:11:29,471 --> 00:11:34,519 [clock ticking] 235 00:11:34,563 --> 00:11:37,871 [wistful jazz music] 236 00:11:37,914 --> 00:11:44,225 ♪ 237 00:11:44,268 --> 00:11:51,362 ♪ 238 00:11:51,406 --> 00:11:53,147 [gate creaking] 239 00:11:53,190 --> 00:12:00,154 ♪ 240 00:12:00,197 --> 00:12:06,160 ♪ 241 00:12:06,203 --> 00:12:07,857 [Marion] Chris? 242 00:12:07,901 --> 00:12:09,641 [Chris] Hmm? 243 00:12:09,685 --> 00:12:12,514 [Marion] What do you get up to on your walks? 244 00:12:12,557 --> 00:12:14,385 [Chris] Nothing. 245 00:12:14,429 --> 00:12:16,039 Think a bit. 246 00:12:16,083 --> 00:12:17,649 ♪ 247 00:12:17,693 --> 00:12:19,608 [Marion] What about? 248 00:12:19,651 --> 00:12:21,523 [Chris] I don't know, serious shit. 249 00:12:21,566 --> 00:12:23,743 The past, future, 250 00:12:23,786 --> 00:12:25,657 meaning-of-life stuff, you know. 251 00:12:25,701 --> 00:12:28,356 Um, I make a few... 252 00:12:28,399 --> 00:12:29,879 mental lists. 253 00:12:29,923 --> 00:12:31,489 [Marion] What kind of lists? 254 00:12:31,533 --> 00:12:33,622 [Chris] You know, some people count sheep. 255 00:12:33,665 --> 00:12:34,928 Uh, I make lists. 256 00:12:36,320 --> 00:12:37,844 Chris Lloyd... 257 00:12:37,887 --> 00:12:39,149 the story so far. 258 00:12:39,193 --> 00:12:41,151 ♪ 259 00:12:41,195 --> 00:12:42,805 Healthy. 260 00:12:42,849 --> 00:12:44,502 Not poor, not... 261 00:12:44,546 --> 00:12:46,461 deformed, not... 262 00:12:46,504 --> 00:12:47,810 starving. 263 00:12:47,854 --> 00:12:49,203 -Not asleep. -Not asleep. 264 00:12:49,246 --> 00:12:52,380 ♪ 265 00:12:52,423 --> 00:12:54,251 Married: Yes. 266 00:12:54,295 --> 00:12:56,036 Children: One. 267 00:12:56,079 --> 00:12:57,689 Job: One. House: Yes. 268 00:12:57,733 --> 00:13:00,692 Mortgage: Yes. Car... arguably. 269 00:13:00,736 --> 00:13:02,172 So on, so on. 270 00:13:02,216 --> 00:13:04,566 ♪ 271 00:13:04,609 --> 00:13:06,481 'Til the panic subsides. 272 00:13:11,921 --> 00:13:13,618 What have you got to panic about? 273 00:13:15,185 --> 00:13:16,491 Nothing. 274 00:13:18,362 --> 00:13:19,711 That's what worries me. 275 00:13:23,803 --> 00:13:25,108 Love you. 276 00:13:25,152 --> 00:13:26,893 Love you back. 277 00:13:26,936 --> 00:13:28,546 And your friend. 278 00:13:28,590 --> 00:13:29,809 [chuckles] 279 00:13:34,422 --> 00:13:37,338 [Chris sighs] 280 00:13:37,381 --> 00:13:39,427 Toni hasn't changed, has he? 281 00:13:39,470 --> 00:13:42,169 Toni's incapable of change. 282 00:13:42,212 --> 00:13:44,693 Like the dinosaurs, and look what happened to them. 283 00:13:46,521 --> 00:13:48,828 -Marion. -Mmm? 284 00:13:48,871 --> 00:13:51,482 Would you still love me no matter what I did? 285 00:13:53,267 --> 00:13:56,531 -Why, what have you done? -No. Nothing. 286 00:13:56,574 --> 00:13:58,794 It's a... rhetorical question. 287 00:14:01,275 --> 00:14:03,451 Would I still love you no matter what? 288 00:14:03,494 --> 00:14:04,800 No matter what. 289 00:14:07,150 --> 00:14:08,717 You must be joking. 290 00:14:12,373 --> 00:14:14,157 [Toni] What kind of yield are you expecting? 291 00:14:14,201 --> 00:14:17,204 [Chris] Oh, a good few pounds, I suppose. 292 00:14:17,247 --> 00:14:19,902 Now, listen, you dig up these escapist bloody flower beds 293 00:14:19,946 --> 00:14:22,035 you'll triple your output. 294 00:14:22,078 --> 00:14:25,081 Yeah, well, I'm sticking a few veg on the table, 295 00:14:25,125 --> 00:14:26,648 not provisioning the bloody Ukraine. 296 00:14:26,691 --> 00:14:28,693 [both laughing] 297 00:14:28,737 --> 00:14:29,999 Good to see you, mate. 298 00:14:34,264 --> 00:14:36,788 This is really something, this is, Chris. 299 00:14:36,832 --> 00:14:38,442 What is? 300 00:14:38,486 --> 00:14:39,791 All this. 301 00:14:41,489 --> 00:14:43,012 I mean, you've got the lot, haven't you? 302 00:14:43,056 --> 00:14:44,492 Everything a man could want. 303 00:14:44,535 --> 00:14:46,363 I'm impressed. 304 00:14:46,407 --> 00:14:48,061 Are you taking the piss? 305 00:14:48,104 --> 00:14:51,542 [kids yelling in the distance] 306 00:14:51,586 --> 00:14:53,588 Is this it? 307 00:14:53,631 --> 00:14:55,068 [Chris laughing] 308 00:14:55,111 --> 00:14:57,548 Oh, bloody hell. If you're asking me, 309 00:14:57,592 --> 00:14:59,594 am I happy with the vegetable patch, 310 00:14:59,637 --> 00:15:01,335 the flower beds, 311 00:15:01,378 --> 00:15:03,467 the wife and baby, the job and the mortgage, 312 00:15:03,511 --> 00:15:05,165 the answer's yes, 313 00:15:05,208 --> 00:15:06,731 I am, strangely enough. 314 00:15:07,776 --> 00:15:09,386 I believe you. 315 00:15:09,430 --> 00:15:10,866 There's nothing wrong in any of that. 316 00:15:12,563 --> 00:15:13,564 Okay, no problem. 317 00:15:15,001 --> 00:15:16,611 Just surprised, that's all. 318 00:15:16,654 --> 00:15:18,526 Chris Lloyd, 319 00:15:18,569 --> 00:15:20,528 happy ever after in Metroland. 320 00:15:22,008 --> 00:15:23,487 Who'd have thought it? 321 00:15:23,531 --> 00:15:27,056 [upbeat music] 322 00:15:27,100 --> 00:15:31,974 ♪ 323 00:15:32,018 --> 00:15:34,281 They're already calling them the sexy '60s. 324 00:15:34,324 --> 00:15:36,065 Sexy, saucy '60s. 325 00:15:36,109 --> 00:15:37,675 Oh, it gives you a hard-on just saying it. 326 00:15:37,719 --> 00:15:40,374 Yeah, Brigitte Bardot, Anna Karina, Francoise Dorleac. 327 00:15:40,417 --> 00:15:42,680 Think of the sex going on in France! 328 00:15:42,724 --> 00:15:44,378 [ambient din] 329 00:15:44,421 --> 00:15:46,162 If we were in Paris now... 330 00:15:46,206 --> 00:15:48,860 Strolling down the Boulevard St. Germain. 331 00:15:48,904 --> 00:15:50,558 [Chris] Stopping, chatting with friends, 332 00:15:50,601 --> 00:15:52,212 kissing on both cheeks. 333 00:15:52,255 --> 00:15:54,779 Pernod and coffee with Sartre and de Beauvoir 334 00:15:54,823 --> 00:15:56,216 at Les Deux Magots. 335 00:15:56,259 --> 00:15:57,913 Not much point being a boulevardier 336 00:15:57,957 --> 00:15:59,784 in the suburbs, is there? 337 00:15:59,828 --> 00:16:01,699 No boulevards for a start, 338 00:16:01,743 --> 00:16:03,397 and Acacia Avenue doesn't have quite the same appeal. 339 00:16:03,440 --> 00:16:05,225 I tell you one thing to be said in favour 340 00:16:05,268 --> 00:16:06,966 of nuclear war: at least this place 341 00:16:07,009 --> 00:16:08,837 would go up in smoke. 342 00:16:08,880 --> 00:16:10,491 Imagine that, the whole of Metroland 343 00:16:10,534 --> 00:16:12,493 disappearing in one brilliant, blinding flash. 344 00:16:12,536 --> 00:16:15,365 A million sand wedges melted into scrap. 345 00:16:15,409 --> 00:16:17,628 Smouldering mountain of occasional tables. 346 00:16:17,672 --> 00:16:22,111 Middlesex's topiary incinerated in an instant. 347 00:16:22,155 --> 00:16:23,721 Could you throw us our ball back, please? 348 00:16:23,765 --> 00:16:25,288 [upbeat music] 349 00:16:25,332 --> 00:16:26,768 [echoing laughter] 350 00:16:26,811 --> 00:16:28,378 [laughter fades] 351 00:16:28,422 --> 00:16:31,425 ♪ 352 00:16:31,468 --> 00:16:33,862 Only the bloody English. 353 00:16:33,905 --> 00:16:35,777 [Toni] Tennis in the rain. 354 00:16:35,820 --> 00:16:36,908 [Toni kissing teeth] 355 00:16:36,952 --> 00:16:37,997 Poor sods. 356 00:16:38,040 --> 00:16:40,434 [Chris] Pathetic, isn't it? 357 00:16:40,477 --> 00:16:42,175 And what will they all end up doing? 358 00:16:42,218 --> 00:16:43,872 Bank managers, the lot of them. 359 00:16:43,915 --> 00:16:45,830 Oh, they can't all be bank managers. 360 00:16:45,874 --> 00:16:47,267 'Course they can. 361 00:16:47,310 --> 00:16:49,486 Metroland was built for bank managers. 362 00:16:49,530 --> 00:16:52,446 Actual bank managers, retired bank managers. 363 00:16:52,489 --> 00:16:55,101 Student bank managers, baby bank managers. 364 00:16:55,144 --> 00:16:57,190 It's like "Invasion of the Body Snatchers". 365 00:16:57,233 --> 00:16:59,061 Instead of aliens-- bank managers. 366 00:16:59,105 --> 00:17:00,497 Yeah. 367 00:17:00,541 --> 00:17:01,846 Not me. 368 00:17:01,890 --> 00:17:04,675 ♪ 369 00:17:04,719 --> 00:17:07,374 [soft jazz music] 370 00:17:07,417 --> 00:17:13,423 ♪ 371 00:17:13,467 --> 00:17:18,080 ♪ 372 00:17:18,124 --> 00:17:19,951 [Toni] Christ, come on. 373 00:17:19,995 --> 00:17:22,606 [man speaking indistinctly] 374 00:17:22,650 --> 00:17:24,217 [Toni] This one. 375 00:17:24,260 --> 00:17:25,957 [French accent] Monsieur, that is wrong, no? 376 00:17:26,001 --> 00:17:27,611 ♪ 377 00:17:27,655 --> 00:17:28,873 [In French] Impress the bourgeoisie? 378 00:17:28,917 --> 00:17:31,006 [echoing laughter] 379 00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:32,921 [Chris in French] Excuse me, sir. 380 00:17:32,964 --> 00:17:34,836 [In French] My friend and I would like to sleep with your wife. 381 00:17:34,879 --> 00:17:37,143 Sorry, old man? 382 00:17:37,186 --> 00:17:40,929 [In French] We'll come over to fuck her this Saturday at teatime. 383 00:17:42,452 --> 00:17:44,498 [In French] Do you speak English? -No. 384 00:17:44,541 --> 00:17:45,803 [train rattling] 385 00:17:45,847 --> 00:17:47,936 [In French] I think I can help you. 386 00:17:47,979 --> 00:17:49,981 [In French] I'll translate the question for you. 387 00:17:51,896 --> 00:17:55,944 The young man wishes to know if he might come to tea 388 00:17:55,987 --> 00:17:58,381 on Saturday afternoon 389 00:17:58,425 --> 00:18:00,775 with a view to mowing your lawn. 390 00:18:00,818 --> 00:18:01,906 [Toni snickering] 391 00:18:01,950 --> 00:18:04,431 -Mm. -Non. 392 00:18:04,474 --> 00:18:05,910 [In French] Thank you, thank you! 393 00:18:05,954 --> 00:18:09,958 [Toni and Chris laughing] 394 00:18:10,001 --> 00:18:12,003 [Chris] Those silly games we used to play. 395 00:18:12,047 --> 00:18:14,571 What's so silly about them? Huh? 396 00:18:14,615 --> 00:18:16,312 I mean, I might've been childish about it, 397 00:18:16,356 --> 00:18:17,966 but at least I had the right idea 398 00:18:18,009 --> 00:18:19,446 sticking one up the bourgeoisie's fat, 399 00:18:19,489 --> 00:18:21,012 complacent bum. 400 00:18:21,056 --> 00:18:22,710 Those were great days, weren't they? 401 00:18:22,753 --> 00:18:24,190 Great. Come on, man, you're talking like 402 00:18:24,233 --> 00:18:25,408 it was a hundred years ago. 403 00:18:25,452 --> 00:18:27,976 -It feels like it was. -Does it? 404 00:18:28,019 --> 00:18:30,500 So, when am I going to meet this Kali, then? 405 00:18:30,544 --> 00:18:32,459 Kali-- we're having a party. 406 00:18:32,502 --> 00:18:34,330 -Why not come along? -Great. 407 00:18:34,374 --> 00:18:36,463 Soon, yeah. Just don't wear that. 408 00:18:36,506 --> 00:18:38,421 I haven't been to a party in ages. 409 00:18:38,465 --> 00:18:40,641 You know what it's like, having a kid. 410 00:18:40,684 --> 00:18:41,685 No, I don't, actually. 411 00:18:41,729 --> 00:18:43,470 [bar din] 412 00:18:43,513 --> 00:18:45,080 So, are you in love with her, then? 413 00:18:45,124 --> 00:18:46,429 In love? 414 00:18:46,473 --> 00:18:48,257 [bar din] 415 00:18:48,301 --> 00:18:49,650 What? 416 00:18:49,693 --> 00:18:51,086 [Chris chuckling] 417 00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:52,696 What's wrong with that? 418 00:18:52,740 --> 00:18:54,524 Oh, come on, it's just the way you say it. 419 00:18:54,568 --> 00:18:56,439 I mean, what, you sound like my dad. 420 00:18:57,571 --> 00:18:59,138 Yeah. I mean, yeah things are going 421 00:18:59,181 --> 00:19:00,835 alright with Kali, I suppose, you know. 422 00:19:00,878 --> 00:19:03,185 She's a smart girl. She's... 423 00:19:03,229 --> 00:19:05,231 -You'll like her. -Yeah. 424 00:19:05,274 --> 00:19:07,146 We have a non-monogamous relationship, man. 425 00:19:09,104 --> 00:19:10,410 -Really? -Mm. 426 00:19:10,453 --> 00:19:11,759 Christ. 427 00:19:11,802 --> 00:19:12,803 Is she alright about that? 428 00:19:12,847 --> 00:19:14,675 It was her idea. 429 00:19:14,718 --> 00:19:16,590 I mean, neither of us wants a relationship 430 00:19:16,633 --> 00:19:19,767 based on what, possessiveness, jealousy and that shit. 431 00:19:19,810 --> 00:19:21,508 Mm. 432 00:19:21,551 --> 00:19:23,205 What, so you just-- 433 00:19:23,249 --> 00:19:25,294 you just go-- off and... 434 00:19:25,338 --> 00:19:27,557 I just... yeah. 435 00:19:27,601 --> 00:19:30,125 Whenever I feel like it. 436 00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:32,127 So... 437 00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:33,824 you been unfaithful to Marion yet? 438 00:19:33,868 --> 00:19:35,826 [bar din] 439 00:19:35,870 --> 00:19:37,176 -You're serious? -Mm. 440 00:19:37,219 --> 00:19:39,134 ♪ 441 00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:40,483 I'm very happy with my wife. 442 00:19:40,527 --> 00:19:41,571 Are you? 443 00:19:41,615 --> 00:19:43,573 ♪ 444 00:19:43,617 --> 00:19:46,185 No, I haven't been unfaithful to her. 445 00:19:46,228 --> 00:19:48,187 Oh, that was interesting. 446 00:19:48,230 --> 00:19:49,318 What was? 447 00:19:49,362 --> 00:19:52,930 That strenuous... denial, you know. 448 00:19:52,974 --> 00:19:54,497 I mean, what does that mean? 449 00:19:54,541 --> 00:19:56,543 "No, but I wouldn't half mind a bit. 450 00:19:56,586 --> 00:19:58,849 No, but I, you know nearly got some last week." 451 00:19:58,893 --> 00:20:00,634 No, it means no, because I don't want to. 452 00:20:00,677 --> 00:20:02,113 What about sex? 453 00:20:02,157 --> 00:20:03,637 Plenty of sex. 454 00:20:03,680 --> 00:20:05,639 ♪ 455 00:20:05,682 --> 00:20:07,075 Alright, I'm only asking. 456 00:20:07,118 --> 00:20:08,903 ♪ 457 00:20:08,946 --> 00:20:13,473 I mean, I'm sure Marion sticks her heels in your ears 458 00:20:13,516 --> 00:20:15,518 and drains you as dry as a loofah, but... 459 00:20:15,562 --> 00:20:18,434 Kindly... kindly keep your disgusting similes 460 00:20:18,478 --> 00:20:20,088 -away from my wife. -Come on, you're only human. 461 00:20:20,131 --> 00:20:21,176 I mean, what, you've been together, 462 00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:22,873 what, eight years now? 463 00:20:22,917 --> 00:20:24,919 Don't you ever wonder what it'd be like to go 464 00:20:24,962 --> 00:20:26,268 to bed with another woman? 465 00:20:26,312 --> 00:20:28,357 ♪ 466 00:20:28,401 --> 00:20:30,185 Of course, um... 467 00:20:30,229 --> 00:20:33,188 Of course, but I mean, everybody does. 468 00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:35,843 That's-- that's-- that's just fantasy. 469 00:20:35,886 --> 00:20:38,454 That's nothing to do with actual life. That... 470 00:20:38,498 --> 00:20:41,283 I mean, I don't lie in bed thinking, 471 00:20:41,327 --> 00:20:44,025 "Oh, Christ," you know, "I hope I have it away 472 00:20:44,068 --> 00:20:45,766 with somebody else before I die." 473 00:20:45,809 --> 00:20:46,984 [bar din] 474 00:20:47,028 --> 00:20:48,856 -No? -No. 475 00:20:48,899 --> 00:20:51,337 And I would never do anything to hurt her. 476 00:20:51,380 --> 00:20:53,252 You might-- she might not mind. 477 00:20:55,863 --> 00:20:57,604 [Toni] Oh, we've won an award! 478 00:20:57,647 --> 00:20:59,301 -[Chris] Yes, I have. -[Toni] "Christopher Lloyd. 479 00:20:59,345 --> 00:21:00,955 Advertising Design Awards Winner, Gold Loom." 480 00:21:00,998 --> 00:21:03,262 -[Chris] Oh-- -[Toni] Hey, now, this is it. 481 00:21:03,305 --> 00:21:05,481 This is more like it. 482 00:21:05,525 --> 00:21:07,004 [Chris] Yeah, I thought you'd like that one. 483 00:21:07,048 --> 00:21:08,745 I'm impressed. 484 00:21:08,789 --> 00:21:10,573 It's not exactly, uh, Cartier-Bresson, 485 00:21:10,617 --> 00:21:12,140 -though, is it? -Hey, you always were 486 00:21:12,183 --> 00:21:13,533 a bloody good photographer. 487 00:21:13,576 --> 00:21:16,187 Oh, not quite good enough, though. 488 00:21:16,231 --> 00:21:17,754 Ah, could've been. 489 00:21:17,798 --> 00:21:19,930 You could have been. 490 00:21:19,974 --> 00:21:22,019 Whatever happened to that book you was always going to do? 491 00:21:22,063 --> 00:21:23,543 Do you remember? 492 00:21:23,586 --> 00:21:24,935 [Chris] Oh, yeah. 493 00:21:24,979 --> 00:21:26,937 Well, um... 494 00:21:26,981 --> 00:21:29,070 I thought it was time to get serious about the career 495 00:21:29,113 --> 00:21:30,680 when Amy came along, you know. 496 00:21:30,724 --> 00:21:32,291 It's still on the back-burner, though. 497 00:21:32,334 --> 00:21:33,857 Well, what's it about? 498 00:21:35,032 --> 00:21:37,252 Well, it's, um... 499 00:21:37,296 --> 00:21:39,341 it's really... uh... 500 00:21:39,385 --> 00:21:41,125 -It's in here? -[Chris] No, I'm not saying. 501 00:21:41,169 --> 00:21:43,040 It's in here. I'm sitting on it. 502 00:21:43,084 --> 00:21:44,694 -My God. -No, no, don't. 503 00:21:44,738 --> 00:21:46,827 Christopher Lloyd's deep, dark secrets. 504 00:21:46,870 --> 00:21:47,915 No, leave it. No. 505 00:21:47,958 --> 00:21:49,656 You'll only laugh. 506 00:21:49,699 --> 00:21:51,310 What's the matter? I won't laugh. Chris, come on. 507 00:21:51,353 --> 00:21:52,963 Friends since the cradle. 508 00:21:53,007 --> 00:21:54,574 It doesn't matter what it is, I promise you. 509 00:21:54,617 --> 00:21:57,272 However ludicrous, trivial, obscene... 510 00:21:57,316 --> 00:21:59,013 I'm not going to laugh, am I? 511 00:22:01,015 --> 00:22:02,582 Yeah. Let me see. 512 00:22:02,625 --> 00:22:03,931 Watch out. 513 00:22:03,974 --> 00:22:05,367 I'm, uh.... 514 00:22:06,977 --> 00:22:11,199 What I'm planning is a, uh... a photographic... 515 00:22:11,242 --> 00:22:13,332 history of travel in London. 516 00:22:13,375 --> 00:22:15,856 You know, I mean, the premise being sort of the extraordinary 517 00:22:15,899 --> 00:22:17,597 within the ordinary, you know, because everybody's 518 00:22:17,640 --> 00:22:20,164 so familiar with, uh, you know, the trains, 519 00:22:20,208 --> 00:22:23,342 and they cease to see anything special about it, really. 520 00:22:23,385 --> 00:22:25,344 But this is one of the, um, ideas I've got 521 00:22:25,387 --> 00:22:26,780 for the cover at the moment. 522 00:22:26,823 --> 00:22:28,477 It's just a rough thing you know, but.... 523 00:22:28,521 --> 00:22:30,392 Fuck me. 524 00:22:30,436 --> 00:22:32,873 An illustrated guide to the Metropolitan Line. 525 00:22:32,916 --> 00:22:34,918 -Yeah, thanks, Toni. -What an enticing prospect. 526 00:22:34,962 --> 00:22:37,138 Thanks, you bastard. 527 00:22:37,181 --> 00:22:38,226 Hey, come on, I'm sorry. 528 00:22:38,269 --> 00:22:39,923 Yeah, don't overdo it, you know? 529 00:22:39,967 --> 00:22:41,577 You know, it's just one of a lot of ideas. 530 00:22:41,621 --> 00:22:43,318 Come on, hey. It's a great idea. 531 00:22:43,362 --> 00:22:44,493 I'm gonna do that one yet, you know? 532 00:22:44,537 --> 00:22:46,147 I look forward to it, honestly. 533 00:22:46,190 --> 00:22:48,018 -Yeah. -Alright? 534 00:22:49,629 --> 00:22:50,804 What's happened to you, Chris? 535 00:22:52,196 --> 00:22:54,111 What do you mean? 536 00:22:54,155 --> 00:22:56,026 You know what I mean. 537 00:22:59,856 --> 00:23:03,164 [birds chirping] 538 00:23:07,995 --> 00:23:09,910 [windshield squeaking] 539 00:23:11,651 --> 00:23:13,304 -[Marion] Punk concert? -[Chris] Yeah. 540 00:23:13,348 --> 00:23:14,697 He's got a friend in the band. 541 00:23:14,741 --> 00:23:16,743 -You hate punk. -No, I don't. 542 00:23:16,786 --> 00:23:19,223 -Yes, you do. -[Chris laughing] No. 543 00:23:19,267 --> 00:23:21,051 You know you'll hate it. 544 00:23:21,095 --> 00:23:22,401 Anyway, you're only going 545 00:23:22,444 --> 00:23:24,185 because Toni wants you to go. 546 00:23:24,228 --> 00:23:25,926 I happen to be very interested. 547 00:23:25,969 --> 00:23:27,884 They might have an age policy on the door: 548 00:23:27,928 --> 00:23:30,147 "Middle-aged swingers strictly banned." 549 00:23:30,191 --> 00:23:31,453 I'm not that old. 550 00:23:33,499 --> 00:23:35,501 You know, you've developed this very annoying habit 551 00:23:35,544 --> 00:23:38,068 of constantly telling me how I should be feeling. 552 00:23:38,112 --> 00:23:39,766 What I will and won't like. 553 00:23:39,809 --> 00:23:42,551 I am capable of independent thought, you know? 554 00:23:44,335 --> 00:23:46,120 How long's Toni staying around this time? 555 00:23:46,163 --> 00:23:47,730 I don't know. 556 00:23:47,774 --> 00:23:49,471 He-- he didn't say. 557 00:23:49,515 --> 00:23:51,212 What's he living on anyway? 558 00:23:51,255 --> 00:23:52,779 Dole and savings, I guess. 559 00:23:52,822 --> 00:23:54,433 You know, he doesn't seem to be short. 560 00:23:54,476 --> 00:23:55,738 He's probably taking that Kali woman 561 00:23:55,782 --> 00:23:57,348 for all she's worth. 562 00:23:57,392 --> 00:23:59,525 Well, that's a very... 563 00:23:59,568 --> 00:24:01,744 aggressive way of putting it. 564 00:24:01,788 --> 00:24:03,311 Just an educated guess 565 00:24:03,354 --> 00:24:05,052 based on what I know about Toni. 566 00:24:05,095 --> 00:24:06,967 You've never liked him, have you? 567 00:24:07,010 --> 00:24:08,142 No, I like him. 568 00:24:08,185 --> 00:24:10,318 I just don't have a rose-tinted view 569 00:24:10,361 --> 00:24:11,450 of him, that's all. 570 00:24:11,493 --> 00:24:13,495 You know, you can sound 571 00:24:13,539 --> 00:24:16,237 very cynical sometimes, Marion. 572 00:24:16,280 --> 00:24:18,152 Don't tell me you've only just noticed. 573 00:24:18,195 --> 00:24:21,634 [garden din] 574 00:24:21,677 --> 00:24:23,331 Yeah, well, anyway, I'm gonna... 575 00:24:23,374 --> 00:24:24,898 I am gonna go to this gig. 576 00:24:24,941 --> 00:24:26,726 It will be, uh, it'll be an experience, you know? 577 00:24:26,769 --> 00:24:28,075 It'll be something... 578 00:24:28,118 --> 00:24:29,511 different. 579 00:24:31,905 --> 00:24:33,123 Be fun. 580 00:24:33,167 --> 00:24:38,215 [loud punk rock playing] 581 00:24:38,259 --> 00:24:41,480 [singing indistinctly] 582 00:24:41,523 --> 00:24:48,182 ♪ 583 00:24:48,225 --> 00:24:55,015 ♪ 584 00:24:55,058 --> 00:25:01,891 ♪ 585 00:25:01,935 --> 00:25:04,938 ♪ 586 00:25:04,981 --> 00:25:09,377 ♪ 587 00:25:09,420 --> 00:25:11,597 ♪ Destroy! Destroy! 588 00:25:11,640 --> 00:25:14,295 ♪ Destroy the hoi polloi! 589 00:25:14,338 --> 00:25:16,558 ♪ Destroy! Destroy! 590 00:25:16,602 --> 00:25:19,213 ♪ Destroy the hoi polloi! 591 00:25:19,256 --> 00:25:20,823 Nice shirt, wanker! 592 00:25:20,867 --> 00:25:23,130 [Toni] ♪ Destroy the hoi polloi! 593 00:25:23,173 --> 00:25:25,524 ♪ Destroy! Destroy! 594 00:25:25,567 --> 00:25:27,351 ♪ 595 00:25:27,395 --> 00:25:28,918 Hey! Mwah! 596 00:25:28,962 --> 00:25:31,921 ♪ 597 00:25:31,965 --> 00:25:33,749 Wonderful, aren't they? 598 00:25:33,793 --> 00:25:35,490 ♪ 599 00:25:35,534 --> 00:25:38,101 Yeah, very talented. 600 00:25:38,145 --> 00:25:43,063 [singing indistinctly] 601 00:25:43,106 --> 00:25:49,983 ♪ 602 00:25:50,026 --> 00:25:56,990 ♪ 603 00:25:57,033 --> 00:26:03,692 ♪ 604 00:26:03,736 --> 00:26:05,738 ♪ 605 00:26:05,781 --> 00:26:07,870 ♪ Destroy! Destroy! 606 00:26:07,914 --> 00:26:10,351 ♪ Destroy the hoi polloi! 607 00:26:10,394 --> 00:26:12,005 Take it! 608 00:26:12,048 --> 00:26:13,746 Go on, a big one! 609 00:26:13,789 --> 00:26:15,791 ♪ Destroy the hoi polloi! 610 00:26:15,835 --> 00:26:17,880 ♪ Destroy! Destroy! 611 00:26:17,924 --> 00:26:19,752 ♪ Destroy the hoi polloi! 612 00:26:19,795 --> 00:26:22,363 ♪ Destroy! Destroy! 613 00:26:22,406 --> 00:26:24,278 ♪ Destroy the hoi polloi! 614 00:26:24,321 --> 00:26:26,236 [muffled music] 615 00:26:26,280 --> 00:26:28,630 [Chris slurring] 616 00:26:28,674 --> 00:26:31,372 -Hello. -[man] Oh, look at that nonce. 617 00:26:31,415 --> 00:26:35,071 Hello, there. Mr. Nonce to you. 618 00:26:35,115 --> 00:26:37,639 Man with a dress on. 619 00:26:37,683 --> 00:26:39,859 ♪ 620 00:26:39,902 --> 00:26:41,861 [woman giggling] 621 00:26:41,904 --> 00:26:43,645 [Chris] I saw you! 622 00:26:43,689 --> 00:26:46,126 What are you doing? 623 00:26:46,169 --> 00:26:49,129 [woman yelping pleasurably] 624 00:26:49,172 --> 00:26:52,959 [muffled music] 625 00:26:53,002 --> 00:26:54,787 -Chris, you alright? -[Chris] Yeah! 626 00:26:56,397 --> 00:26:58,268 This fun! 627 00:26:58,312 --> 00:27:00,096 This is fun, Toni! 628 00:27:00,140 --> 00:27:03,926 You-- you always knew how to have fun, didn't you? 629 00:27:03,970 --> 00:27:06,146 I al-- I always... 630 00:27:06,189 --> 00:27:07,843 Ugh, 631 00:27:07,887 --> 00:27:10,280 I always felt a bit dull next to you. 632 00:27:10,324 --> 00:27:13,066 What's the-- what's the secret? 633 00:27:13,109 --> 00:27:14,894 No secret. 634 00:27:14,937 --> 00:27:18,288 No, really. What is it? What's the secret? Toni?! 635 00:27:19,725 --> 00:27:21,335 Your problem, Chris, is you're just busy doing 636 00:27:21,378 --> 00:27:23,119 what other people want you to do. 637 00:27:23,163 --> 00:27:24,947 Your parents, Marion, everyone. 638 00:27:24,991 --> 00:27:26,557 The trick is to do what you want. 639 00:27:26,601 --> 00:27:28,342 Sod what he wants, what about me? 640 00:27:28,385 --> 00:27:29,909 Are we shagging or not? 641 00:27:29,952 --> 00:27:33,652 [muffles music] 642 00:27:33,695 --> 00:27:35,915 I should know better than to try screwing old men. 643 00:27:35,958 --> 00:27:38,787 [Chris] Fun! 644 00:27:38,831 --> 00:27:40,571 I'm having fun! 645 00:27:40,615 --> 00:27:42,399 Yeah, this is it. 646 00:27:42,443 --> 00:27:44,706 -[Toni] Come on, then. -[Chris slurring indistinctly] 647 00:27:44,750 --> 00:27:47,230 Up you get. Up, up, up, up. 648 00:27:47,274 --> 00:27:49,668 From now on I'm going to do what I want. 649 00:27:49,711 --> 00:27:52,018 -Of course, you are. Come on. -No. No, really. 650 00:27:52,061 --> 00:27:54,194 -Come on, let's get you home. -I'm gonna do what I want. 651 00:27:54,237 --> 00:27:55,935 -No. -Come on. 652 00:27:55,978 --> 00:27:58,024 -Hey, Toni, I mean it. -That's nice, now, come on. 653 00:27:58,067 --> 00:27:59,808 [Chris giggling] 654 00:27:59,852 --> 00:28:02,985 [Toni] What's Marion going to say? 655 00:28:03,029 --> 00:28:05,422 Taxi! Taxi! 656 00:28:05,466 --> 00:28:07,642 Hey, stop there! 657 00:28:07,686 --> 00:28:09,426 [Toni] In you get, in you get. 658 00:28:09,470 --> 00:28:13,039 [rock music in background] 659 00:28:13,082 --> 00:28:15,389 [engine rumbling] 660 00:28:15,432 --> 00:28:18,871 Chris, Chris, Chris, Chris, you do not want sex. 661 00:28:18,914 --> 00:28:21,221 -I bloody do, yeah. -No, you don't. Come on. 662 00:28:21,264 --> 00:28:23,745 You're going to bed. You're going to bed. 663 00:28:23,789 --> 00:28:27,270 You are in the first stage of a three-stage hangover. 664 00:28:27,314 --> 00:28:29,316 Marion. 665 00:28:29,359 --> 00:28:30,709 -Oh, Toni... -I say, sir. 666 00:28:30,752 --> 00:28:32,406 -Toni. -[Chris] Oi! 667 00:28:32,449 --> 00:28:34,800 I say, I've never seen the likes of it. 668 00:28:34,843 --> 00:28:36,627 Out. I said the sofa. Go on, get out. 669 00:28:36,671 --> 00:28:38,281 -[Toni speaking indistinctly] -Out, out. 670 00:28:38,325 --> 00:28:40,631 [Chris laughing] 671 00:28:40,675 --> 00:28:43,069 [Chris] This is private. Private! 672 00:28:43,112 --> 00:28:44,766 -Chris, come on. -Yeah. 673 00:28:44,810 --> 00:28:46,420 -Come on. -Sweetheart. 674 00:28:46,463 --> 00:28:49,379 -Come on. -[Chris laughing] 675 00:28:49,423 --> 00:28:52,208 Stage one of this hangover: start feeling randy. 676 00:28:52,252 --> 00:28:55,734 And stage two is pass out halfway through. 677 00:28:55,777 --> 00:28:58,780 No. Feeling ran-- rubbish! 678 00:28:58,824 --> 00:29:01,174 -Rubbish. -Anyway... 679 00:29:01,217 --> 00:29:03,524 I want it to be you that I make love to. 680 00:29:03,567 --> 00:29:05,047 -It's me! -No, it's not. 681 00:29:05,091 --> 00:29:07,702 It's eight pints of lager with an erection. 682 00:29:07,746 --> 00:29:09,138 -No. -Yes, it is. 683 00:29:09,182 --> 00:29:11,097 -Come on, get into bed. -Stage one, 684 00:29:11,140 --> 00:29:13,055 stage two... What's stage three? 685 00:29:13,099 --> 00:29:15,231 Stage three, my dear, is wake up 686 00:29:15,275 --> 00:29:17,277 -with a blinding headache. -Bollocks! 687 00:29:17,320 --> 00:29:19,540 -I feel absolutely fine. -To bed. Bed, bed! 688 00:29:19,583 --> 00:29:21,150 -Come on. -No, I feel... yeah. 689 00:29:21,194 --> 00:29:22,761 Into bed. Come on. 690 00:29:22,804 --> 00:29:25,241 -Go on. In, in. -[Amy crying] 691 00:29:25,285 --> 00:29:27,243 I'm going to get the baby. 692 00:29:27,287 --> 00:29:29,245 Oh, Chris, for God's sake. 693 00:29:29,289 --> 00:29:31,073 Are you coming back? 694 00:29:31,117 --> 00:29:36,209 -[Amy crying] -[Chris panting] 695 00:29:36,252 --> 00:29:38,341 [horse snorting] 696 00:29:38,385 --> 00:29:40,822 [crow cawing] 697 00:29:44,695 --> 00:29:49,526 [Chris breathing heavily] 698 00:29:58,492 --> 00:30:01,364 [classical music playing] 699 00:30:01,408 --> 00:30:04,585 ♪ 700 00:30:04,628 --> 00:30:06,282 [door clicks open] 701 00:30:06,326 --> 00:30:11,157 ♪ 702 00:30:11,200 --> 00:30:15,901 ♪ 703 00:30:15,944 --> 00:30:17,598 How you feeling? 704 00:30:17,641 --> 00:30:19,992 Fine, thanks. 705 00:30:20,035 --> 00:30:22,168 I phoned the office and told them you were ill. 706 00:30:22,211 --> 00:30:23,865 ♪ 707 00:30:23,909 --> 00:30:25,649 I got to-- got to get going. 708 00:30:25,693 --> 00:30:28,827 ♪ 709 00:30:28,870 --> 00:30:30,393 Thanks for the sofa. 710 00:30:30,437 --> 00:30:33,309 ♪ 711 00:30:33,353 --> 00:30:34,789 [door slamming] 712 00:30:34,833 --> 00:30:40,447 ♪ 713 00:30:40,490 --> 00:30:41,840 Everything okay? 714 00:30:41,883 --> 00:30:43,450 ♪ 715 00:30:43,493 --> 00:30:45,191 Fine. 716 00:30:45,234 --> 00:30:47,715 You and Toni... you had 717 00:30:47,758 --> 00:30:49,238 a row or something? 718 00:30:49,282 --> 00:30:52,198 ♪ 719 00:30:52,241 --> 00:30:53,677 'Course not. 720 00:30:53,721 --> 00:30:55,636 ♪ 721 00:30:55,679 --> 00:31:00,684 [train rumbling] 722 00:31:04,993 --> 00:31:07,648 [can clattering] 723 00:31:11,434 --> 00:31:13,828 [train rumbling] 724 00:31:13,872 --> 00:31:16,265 [upbeat jazz music] 725 00:31:16,309 --> 00:31:22,924 ♪ 726 00:31:22,968 --> 00:31:29,452 ♪ 727 00:31:29,496 --> 00:31:31,411 [laughter echoing] 728 00:31:31,454 --> 00:31:38,331 ♪ 729 00:31:38,374 --> 00:31:42,639 ♪ 730 00:31:42,683 --> 00:31:45,729 [music surging] 731 00:31:45,773 --> 00:31:48,471 [music stops] 732 00:31:48,515 --> 00:31:53,781 [train rattling] 733 00:31:53,824 --> 00:31:55,696 Saw you snapping away on the platform. 734 00:31:57,393 --> 00:31:59,134 Interested in trains, are you? 735 00:31:59,178 --> 00:32:00,962 Not really, just... 736 00:32:01,006 --> 00:32:02,921 there's not much else to photograph around here. 737 00:32:05,271 --> 00:32:06,837 It's very fancy. 738 00:32:08,796 --> 00:32:10,058 Got it for my birthday. 739 00:32:11,712 --> 00:32:13,583 I retired today. 740 00:32:15,542 --> 00:32:17,370 They gave me a whisky decanter. 741 00:32:22,462 --> 00:32:24,116 Forty-two years in the same company 742 00:32:24,159 --> 00:32:25,813 and nobody's noticed I never drink. 743 00:32:28,207 --> 00:32:30,687 This is the last time I'll ever make this journey. 744 00:32:33,908 --> 00:32:35,562 This used to be a grand line, you know? 745 00:32:35,605 --> 00:32:37,433 Used to have ambitions. 746 00:32:39,087 --> 00:32:40,741 Do you know there was a Pullman car 747 00:32:40,784 --> 00:32:42,395 right up until Hitler's war started. 748 00:32:42,438 --> 00:32:44,005 It was called the Mayflower. 749 00:32:46,877 --> 00:32:49,489 It wasn't just ambition with the Victorians, you see. 750 00:32:51,143 --> 00:32:52,971 There was confidence as well. 751 00:32:53,014 --> 00:32:54,668 Confidence in ambition. 752 00:32:54,711 --> 00:32:56,409 I mean, can you imagine? 753 00:32:56,452 --> 00:32:57,976 They wanted to join the Metropolitan Line up 754 00:32:58,019 --> 00:33:00,021 with Northampton and Birmingham 755 00:33:00,065 --> 00:33:02,458 and have a great link through from Yorkshire and Lancashire, 756 00:33:02,502 --> 00:33:04,286 through Quainton Road, through London, 757 00:33:04,330 --> 00:33:06,201 joining up with the Old Southeastern 758 00:33:06,245 --> 00:33:08,856 and through a channel tunnel to the Continent. 759 00:33:11,119 --> 00:33:12,642 Monumental. 760 00:33:14,688 --> 00:33:16,820 Is that when they started calling it Metroland here? 761 00:33:16,864 --> 00:33:18,344 Oh. 762 00:33:18,387 --> 00:33:20,215 That bloody nonsense. 763 00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:23,958 No, that was just a name made up to please 764 00:33:24,002 --> 00:33:26,743 the estate agents during the war before Hitler's. 765 00:33:26,787 --> 00:33:29,007 Catchy name to make it sound cozy. 766 00:33:29,050 --> 00:33:31,183 Cozy homes for cozy heroes. 767 00:33:31,226 --> 00:33:32,793 Twenty-five minutes from Baker Street 768 00:33:32,836 --> 00:33:34,273 and a pension at the end of the line. 769 00:33:36,231 --> 00:33:39,365 Turned it into what it is now... 770 00:33:39,408 --> 00:33:41,106 bourgeois dormitory. 771 00:33:45,110 --> 00:33:47,634 Aren't you bourgeois, then? 772 00:33:47,677 --> 00:33:49,244 [man chuckling] 773 00:33:49,288 --> 00:33:50,767 'Course I am. 774 00:33:52,291 --> 00:33:55,076 So are you, I shouldn't wonder. 775 00:33:55,120 --> 00:33:57,122 No, I'm not staying in Metroland. 776 00:33:57,165 --> 00:33:59,602 I'm gonna live in Paris and take pictures. 777 00:34:01,300 --> 00:34:03,519 French never could run a decent rail service. 778 00:34:10,526 --> 00:34:11,745 [sighs] 779 00:34:11,788 --> 00:34:14,226 [bag rustling] 780 00:34:14,269 --> 00:34:16,793 You see, it doesn't matter where you go. 781 00:34:16,837 --> 00:34:18,491 Metroland isn't a place. 782 00:34:20,101 --> 00:34:22,103 It's a state of mind. 783 00:34:22,147 --> 00:34:26,107 [eerie twinkling music] 784 00:34:26,151 --> 00:34:32,679 ♪ 785 00:34:32,722 --> 00:34:39,338 ♪ 786 00:34:39,381 --> 00:34:46,301 ♪ 787 00:34:46,345 --> 00:34:49,522 ♪ 788 00:34:49,565 --> 00:34:51,480 [music cuts out] 789 00:34:53,917 --> 00:34:56,790 [train rattling] 790 00:34:56,833 --> 00:35:00,663 [eerie twinkling music] 791 00:35:00,707 --> 00:35:03,884 [birds chirping] 792 00:35:03,927 --> 00:35:06,234 Oh, Amy, wha-- 793 00:35:06,278 --> 00:35:08,497 oh, sweetheart, what are you doing? 794 00:35:08,541 --> 00:35:10,238 Marion! 795 00:35:10,282 --> 00:35:11,805 There's okay, sweetheart, there's a good girl. 796 00:35:11,848 --> 00:35:13,459 Marion! 797 00:35:13,502 --> 00:35:15,504 There' a good girl. 798 00:35:15,548 --> 00:35:17,419 Sorry, love, she's just... 799 00:35:17,463 --> 00:35:19,639 -on. -...taken everything down. 800 00:35:19,682 --> 00:35:21,249 Aw... 801 00:35:21,293 --> 00:35:23,904 Daddy's had a bad day. Come on. 802 00:35:23,947 --> 00:35:25,558 [clown squeaking] 803 00:35:25,601 --> 00:35:28,343 [crying fading] 804 00:35:32,782 --> 00:35:36,134 [pensive music] 805 00:35:36,177 --> 00:35:39,398 ♪ 806 00:35:39,441 --> 00:35:44,925 ♪ 807 00:35:44,968 --> 00:35:46,970 [camera shutter clicking] 808 00:35:47,014 --> 00:35:49,408 -Stop now. -Ne bouge pas. 809 00:35:49,451 --> 00:35:51,540 Comme ça. 810 00:35:51,584 --> 00:35:58,199 ♪ 811 00:35:58,243 --> 00:35:59,983 [Annick] The camera... 812 00:36:00,027 --> 00:36:01,724 Stop it! No more, no more. 813 00:36:01,768 --> 00:36:06,555 ♪ 814 00:36:06,599 --> 00:36:12,518 ♪ 815 00:36:12,561 --> 00:36:14,302 [Chris] You taught me to say what I'm feeling, 816 00:36:14,346 --> 00:36:15,912 now you're blaming me when I do. 817 00:36:15,956 --> 00:36:18,219 -[Annick] You know... -[Chris] I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 818 00:36:18,263 --> 00:36:20,178 I was-- I was-- yes, but I was teaching you 819 00:36:20,221 --> 00:36:22,745 to be sincere, not cruel. 820 00:36:22,789 --> 00:36:24,443 [Marion] Chris? 821 00:36:25,661 --> 00:36:27,750 If you're going to look at dirty pictures 822 00:36:27,794 --> 00:36:29,839 of your old girlfriends, at least have the style 823 00:36:29,883 --> 00:36:31,406 to do it openly. 824 00:36:35,845 --> 00:36:40,415 [light music] 825 00:36:40,459 --> 00:36:47,161 ♪ 826 00:36:47,205 --> 00:36:50,425 [Annick] Sex with me was always wonderful, Chris. 827 00:36:50,469 --> 00:36:52,601 Better than it is now with Marion. 828 00:36:52,645 --> 00:36:54,603 No, that's not true. 829 00:36:54,647 --> 00:36:56,953 That's just nostalgia. 830 00:36:56,997 --> 00:37:00,479 No... you gave me multiple orgasm every time. 831 00:37:00,522 --> 00:37:02,481 Did I? 832 00:37:02,524 --> 00:37:04,396 You never said. 833 00:37:04,439 --> 00:37:06,267 Mmm. 834 00:37:06,311 --> 00:37:07,747 You were a fantastic lover. 835 00:37:07,790 --> 00:37:10,358 ♪ 836 00:37:10,402 --> 00:37:12,795 Marion doesn't appreciate you. 837 00:37:12,839 --> 00:37:14,667 Yeah. 838 00:37:14,710 --> 00:37:16,364 You might be right about that. 839 00:37:16,408 --> 00:37:18,236 [Toni, voice deeper] Face it. 840 00:37:18,279 --> 00:37:20,150 You don't desire her anymore. 841 00:37:20,194 --> 00:37:22,196 [quirky music] 842 00:37:22,240 --> 00:37:25,199 No, I do. Just not in the same way. 843 00:37:25,243 --> 00:37:26,983 You never stopped desiring me. 844 00:37:27,027 --> 00:37:28,811 Yeah. 845 00:37:28,855 --> 00:37:31,031 I didn't fall in love with you either, though, did I? 846 00:37:31,074 --> 00:37:33,425 Are you sure? 847 00:37:33,468 --> 00:37:36,384 Maybe you were just too young to know. 848 00:37:36,428 --> 00:37:38,430 Maybe you just lost your nerve and ran back 849 00:37:38,473 --> 00:37:39,996 to where you felt comfortable. 850 00:37:40,040 --> 00:37:42,085 What do you mean? 851 00:37:42,129 --> 00:37:43,913 I thought you came to Paris to be an artist. 852 00:37:43,957 --> 00:37:45,741 -I did. -So, what are you doing 853 00:37:45,785 --> 00:37:48,091 ten years later living a mile from where you grew up 854 00:37:48,135 --> 00:37:49,963 doing a job you despise? 855 00:37:50,006 --> 00:37:52,531 Face it, Chris... you've become your parents. 856 00:37:52,574 --> 00:37:54,620 -That's not true. -Alright, then. 857 00:37:54,663 --> 00:37:57,840 Why didn't you stay in Paris? 858 00:37:57,884 --> 00:38:03,193 ♪ 859 00:38:03,237 --> 00:38:04,064 [Chris sighing] 860 00:38:04,107 --> 00:38:05,848 [crowd clamouring] 861 00:38:05,892 --> 00:38:07,154 [gunfire] 862 00:38:07,197 --> 00:38:08,808 [crowd shouting] 863 00:38:08,851 --> 00:38:12,812 [gunfire] 864 00:38:12,855 --> 00:38:16,729 [bar din] 865 00:38:16,772 --> 00:38:22,865 [crowd shouting] 866 00:38:22,909 --> 00:38:26,129 [bar din] 867 00:38:26,173 --> 00:38:28,480 [In French] You should be out in the streets with them. 868 00:38:28,523 --> 00:38:30,873 [In French] You'd take good pictures. 869 00:38:30,917 --> 00:38:33,136 [In French] I'm an artist, not a journalist. 870 00:38:33,180 --> 00:38:38,098 [crowd shouting] 871 00:38:38,141 --> 00:38:39,229 [In French] How's the wife today? 872 00:38:39,273 --> 00:38:43,799 [muffled shouting] 873 00:38:43,843 --> 00:38:45,235 [In French] Very good. 874 00:38:45,279 --> 00:38:46,759 [siren blaring] 875 00:38:46,802 --> 00:38:48,674 [In French] Unfortunately. 876 00:38:48,717 --> 00:38:49,936 [Chris chuckling] 877 00:38:49,979 --> 00:38:54,027 [crowd shouting] 878 00:38:54,070 --> 00:38:57,160 [shouting continues] 879 00:38:57,204 --> 00:38:59,989 [indistinct chatter] 880 00:39:00,033 --> 00:39:05,212 [Annick giggling] 881 00:39:05,255 --> 00:39:08,824 [indistinct chatter] 882 00:39:08,868 --> 00:39:10,696 [In French] Do you have a light, please? 883 00:39:10,739 --> 00:39:14,134 [bar din] 884 00:39:14,177 --> 00:39:17,224 [gentle music] 885 00:39:17,267 --> 00:39:18,791 [In French] Thank you. 886 00:39:18,834 --> 00:39:20,880 ♪ 887 00:39:20,923 --> 00:39:22,490 -[Annick] Ciao. -Ciao. 888 00:39:22,534 --> 00:39:26,755 ♪ 889 00:39:29,932 --> 00:39:30,890 [In French] Who's that girl? 890 00:39:30,933 --> 00:39:32,065 [In French] What girl? 891 00:39:32,108 --> 00:39:35,198 [In French] Leopard print, dark hair. 892 00:39:35,242 --> 00:39:37,113 [In French] Leopard print, dark hair, very pretty? 893 00:39:37,157 --> 00:39:38,419 [In French] Yeah. 894 00:39:38,463 --> 00:39:40,073 [In French] No idea. 895 00:39:40,116 --> 00:39:41,814 Chris... 896 00:39:41,857 --> 00:39:44,251 [In French] Don't bother, alright? 897 00:39:44,294 --> 00:39:46,514 [In French] Don't get close to girls. 898 00:39:47,776 --> 00:39:49,430 [In French] They only want to get you by the balls. 899 00:39:49,474 --> 00:39:50,866 [In French] Look at me. 900 00:39:50,910 --> 00:39:52,302 [In French] Tell me... 901 00:39:53,739 --> 00:39:55,610 [In French] Do you make good money selling pictures? 902 00:39:55,654 --> 00:39:57,612 [In French] Not with mine. 903 00:39:59,353 --> 00:40:02,443 [In French] Because I need help this weekend. 904 00:40:02,487 --> 00:40:04,402 [In French] Unless of course... 905 00:40:04,445 --> 00:40:07,317 [In French] it's too undignified for an artist of your caliber. 906 00:40:07,361 --> 00:40:09,581 [In French] No! Yes. 907 00:40:09,624 --> 00:40:11,409 [In French] Thanks, Henri. 908 00:40:11,452 --> 00:40:15,761 [bouncy jazzy music] 909 00:40:15,804 --> 00:40:22,550 ♪ 910 00:40:22,594 --> 00:40:29,427 ♪ 911 00:40:29,470 --> 00:40:35,824 ♪ 912 00:40:35,868 --> 00:40:42,788 ♪ 913 00:40:42,831 --> 00:40:45,225 ♪ 914 00:40:45,268 --> 00:40:48,010 [Toni] "Africa's where it's happening, Chris. 915 00:40:48,054 --> 00:40:50,491 Vibrant culture. Great people. 916 00:40:50,535 --> 00:40:52,841 Thinking of hanging out here for a while... 917 00:40:52,885 --> 00:40:55,496 or maybe heading down to Afghanistan, 918 00:40:55,540 --> 00:40:57,063 'cause apparently they grow 919 00:40:57,106 --> 00:40:58,760 the best pot in the world there. 920 00:40:58,804 --> 00:41:01,720 You wouldn't believe the skirt out here. 921 00:41:01,763 --> 00:41:03,548 The American girls. 922 00:41:03,591 --> 00:41:05,811 Jesus, even you could score." 923 00:41:05,854 --> 00:41:07,377 [Chris chuckling] 924 00:41:07,421 --> 00:41:08,466 "I'm working on getting to Paris. 925 00:41:08,509 --> 00:41:10,729 Just not sure when. 926 00:41:10,772 --> 00:41:14,341 "Don't start the revolution without me. 927 00:41:14,384 --> 00:41:15,821 Eat the rich. 928 00:41:15,864 --> 00:41:17,475 Love, Toni." 929 00:41:17,518 --> 00:41:19,433 You're meant to be here, you bastard. 930 00:41:19,477 --> 00:41:21,000 Not bloody Afghanistan. 931 00:41:21,043 --> 00:41:28,355 ♪ 932 00:41:28,398 --> 00:41:30,357 [shutter clicking] 933 00:41:30,400 --> 00:41:33,316 [sultry jazzy music] 934 00:41:33,360 --> 00:41:37,016 ♪ 935 00:41:37,059 --> 00:41:42,630 [bar din] 936 00:41:42,674 --> 00:41:44,893 [In French] That's it. It's done. 937 00:41:44,937 --> 00:41:47,113 [Chris in French] What's done? 938 00:41:47,156 --> 00:41:49,985 [In French] This morning, my wife told me her cocoa was cold. 939 00:41:50,029 --> 00:41:51,813 [In French] I snapped. 940 00:41:51,857 --> 00:41:54,990 [In French] I went down to the basement... 941 00:41:55,034 --> 00:41:56,992 [In French] grabbed an axe and chopped her up into tiny pieces. 942 00:41:57,036 --> 00:41:58,603 [In French] You should have seen the blood. 943 00:41:58,646 --> 00:42:00,169 [In French] You killed your wife? 944 00:42:00,213 --> 00:42:01,693 [In French] Not really. 945 00:42:01,736 --> 00:42:03,085 [In French] But a man can dream. 946 00:42:03,129 --> 00:42:07,220 [people chattering] 947 00:42:07,263 --> 00:42:10,440 [bar din] 948 00:42:10,484 --> 00:42:12,138 -[In French] Hi. -[In French] Hi. 949 00:42:12,181 --> 00:42:14,096 [In French] You took these? 950 00:42:14,140 --> 00:42:15,533 -[In French] Yes. -[In French] They're brilliant. 951 00:42:15,576 --> 00:42:18,187 [In French] Oh... They're not bad. 952 00:42:20,886 --> 00:42:22,540 [In French] My name's Chris. 953 00:42:22,583 --> 00:42:24,280 -Chris Lloyd. -[In French] Nice to meet you. 954 00:42:24,324 --> 00:42:25,804 [In French] I'm Annick. 955 00:42:25,847 --> 00:42:27,240 -Annick. -[In French] So you're English? 956 00:42:27,283 --> 00:42:29,068 [Chris laughing] 957 00:42:29,111 --> 00:42:30,460 -[In French] Yes. -[In French] I can hear it. 958 00:42:32,462 --> 00:42:34,377 [In French] Alexandria Quartet, huh? 959 00:42:34,421 --> 00:42:35,596 -Yes. -[In French] You're reading Mountolive? 960 00:42:35,640 --> 00:42:37,642 -Yes. -[In French] In English? 961 00:42:37,685 --> 00:42:39,165 Uh-huh. I'm practising. 962 00:42:39,208 --> 00:42:41,733 I love speaking English, but, uh... 963 00:42:41,776 --> 00:42:43,952 you know, I make so many mistakes. 964 00:42:43,996 --> 00:42:46,346 No. It sounds good to me. 965 00:42:48,609 --> 00:42:50,045 Um, did you read the first two? 966 00:42:50,089 --> 00:42:51,656 Yeah, of course. 967 00:42:51,699 --> 00:42:53,658 I mean, if I started reading a quartet 968 00:42:53,701 --> 00:42:55,616 on the third book, I might get a bit lost. 969 00:42:55,660 --> 00:42:58,271 Yeah. Yeah, right, absolutely. 970 00:42:58,314 --> 00:42:59,838 Yeah, you'd have to be really stupid to start 971 00:42:59,881 --> 00:43:01,753 on the third book, wouldn't you? 972 00:43:01,796 --> 00:43:03,276 Yes, of course. 973 00:43:03,319 --> 00:43:04,843 Which, um, you're not, I'm sure. 974 00:43:04,886 --> 00:43:06,540 Stupid, I mean. 975 00:43:06,584 --> 00:43:08,498 [bar din] 976 00:43:08,542 --> 00:43:10,500 Would you like another drink? 977 00:43:10,544 --> 00:43:12,241 Yes. I'd like that. 978 00:43:17,377 --> 00:43:19,379 [In French] That's how it always starts with girls. 979 00:43:19,422 --> 00:43:21,642 [In French] One dry white and boom! 980 00:43:21,686 --> 00:43:23,601 Your cock in the mangle. 981 00:43:25,472 --> 00:43:27,343 [Annick giggling] 982 00:43:27,387 --> 00:43:29,389 I love to drink a little bit. 983 00:43:29,432 --> 00:43:32,000 -Mm-hmm. -Makes me less inhibited. 984 00:43:32,044 --> 00:43:33,872 Yeah, me, too. 985 00:43:33,915 --> 00:43:36,135 Trouble is, I get so uninhibited, I pass out. 986 00:43:36,178 --> 00:43:38,267 [Annick laughing] 987 00:43:38,311 --> 00:43:40,269 [bar din] 988 00:43:40,313 --> 00:43:41,531 [chuckles] 989 00:43:44,491 --> 00:43:46,101 What's wrong? 990 00:43:46,145 --> 00:43:47,625 Nothing. 991 00:43:47,668 --> 00:43:50,497 You keep staring at me. 992 00:43:50,540 --> 00:43:51,759 I'm sorry. [nervous chuckle] 993 00:43:53,761 --> 00:43:55,807 Have I got something on my face? 994 00:43:55,850 --> 00:43:58,200 No! No, no, no, not at all, um.... 995 00:43:58,244 --> 00:44:00,028 [laughs] 996 00:44:00,072 --> 00:44:02,509 It's just, you're so.... 997 00:44:02,552 --> 00:44:03,728 [Annick giggling] 998 00:44:05,381 --> 00:44:07,775 Oh, God, sorry. [Chris laughing] 999 00:44:07,819 --> 00:44:09,690 No, I'm just.... 1000 00:44:09,734 --> 00:44:12,432 What I'm trying to say is, you're really.... 1001 00:44:12,475 --> 00:44:14,869 [Annick laughing] 1002 00:44:14,913 --> 00:44:16,915 Well-read? 1003 00:44:16,958 --> 00:44:19,265 Yeah, exactly. 1004 00:44:19,308 --> 00:44:23,617 [both snickering] 1005 00:44:23,661 --> 00:44:24,879 -Annick. -Hmm? 1006 00:44:24,923 --> 00:44:26,533 [In French] Let's go, we're gonna be late. 1007 00:44:26,576 --> 00:44:27,665 [In French] All right, I'm coming. 1008 00:44:31,886 --> 00:44:33,540 It was, uh, real nice meeting you. 1009 00:44:33,583 --> 00:44:37,239 -Yeah. -Bye. 1010 00:44:37,283 --> 00:44:39,024 Annick! 1011 00:44:39,067 --> 00:44:40,852 Do you want to see a film on Friday? 1012 00:44:40,895 --> 00:44:43,550 -There's a new Bresson. -Friday, um...? 1013 00:44:43,593 --> 00:44:45,726 Yes, at, uh, six o'clock here? 1014 00:44:45,770 --> 00:44:47,772 -Yeah. -Bye. 1015 00:44:50,209 --> 00:44:54,866 [bouncy instrumental French music] 1016 00:44:54,909 --> 00:45:01,742 ♪ 1017 00:45:01,786 --> 00:45:08,749 ♪ 1018 00:45:08,793 --> 00:45:15,582 ♪ 1019 00:45:15,625 --> 00:45:19,629 ♪ 1020 00:45:19,673 --> 00:45:21,196 So, what did you think? 1021 00:45:21,240 --> 00:45:23,372 Oh, I think it is so, so sad. 1022 00:45:23,416 --> 00:45:25,374 It's so true, you know? 1023 00:45:25,418 --> 00:45:27,768 And lots of little things. 1024 00:45:27,812 --> 00:45:30,902 -Lots of humour. -Humour. Maybe. 1025 00:45:32,512 --> 00:45:34,775 Ah, no, you mean sad humour. 1026 00:45:34,819 --> 00:45:36,298 You're absolutely right, yeah. 1027 00:45:36,342 --> 00:45:38,213 Um... not the funny sort. 1028 00:45:38,257 --> 00:45:39,867 No. 1029 00:45:39,911 --> 00:45:41,869 -The human comedy. -Yes! 1030 00:45:41,913 --> 00:45:43,958 No, not the kind of humour you laugh at. 1031 00:45:44,002 --> 00:45:45,873 God, no. 1032 00:45:45,917 --> 00:45:48,310 Well... so.... 1033 00:45:48,354 --> 00:45:50,573 [street din] 1034 00:45:50,617 --> 00:45:54,316 [bell chimes] 1035 00:45:54,360 --> 00:45:56,014 Let's walk. 1036 00:45:56,057 --> 00:45:58,407 Yeah. Yeah, where to? 1037 00:45:58,451 --> 00:46:00,409 I don't know. 1038 00:46:00,453 --> 00:46:02,368 Who cares? 1039 00:46:02,411 --> 00:46:04,805 [both laughing] 1040 00:46:04,849 --> 00:46:06,633 -What? -Oh, no, sorry. 1041 00:46:06,676 --> 00:46:08,766 Ah, no, I just wish, um, my friend Toni 1042 00:46:08,809 --> 00:46:10,376 was here to see this, 'cause we always dreamed 1043 00:46:10,419 --> 00:46:11,986 about being boulevardiers. 1044 00:46:12,030 --> 00:46:14,597 -And now I'm about to be one. -Quite. 1045 00:46:16,643 --> 00:46:20,647 [bouncy instrumental French music] 1046 00:46:20,690 --> 00:46:27,393 ♪ 1047 00:46:27,436 --> 00:46:34,356 ♪ 1048 00:46:34,400 --> 00:46:41,320 ♪ 1049 00:46:41,363 --> 00:46:48,109 ♪ 1050 00:46:48,153 --> 00:46:53,723 ♪ 1051 00:46:53,767 --> 00:46:57,858 ♪ 1052 00:46:57,902 --> 00:47:00,513 ♪ [In French] All the boys and girls my age ♪ 1053 00:47:00,556 --> 00:47:04,212 ♪ Walk down the street in pairs ♪ 1054 00:47:04,256 --> 00:47:07,259 ♪ ll the boys and girls my age ♪ 1055 00:47:07,302 --> 00:47:10,131 ♪ Know what happiness feels like ♪ 1056 00:47:10,175 --> 00:47:13,482 ♪ Looking in each other's eyes ♪ 1057 00:47:13,526 --> 00:47:16,877 ♪ And holding each other's hand... ♪ 1058 00:47:16,921 --> 00:47:18,531 [In French] Oh, a street gutter. 1059 00:47:18,574 --> 00:47:20,315 So French. 1060 00:47:20,359 --> 00:47:22,752 [In French] Hey, that's the Palais-Royal. 1061 00:47:22,796 --> 00:47:24,493 I had lunch there with my boss. 1062 00:47:24,537 --> 00:47:26,713 Oh, nice. 1063 00:47:26,756 --> 00:47:28,541 ♪ 1064 00:47:28,584 --> 00:47:31,370 -You're very clever. -No, I'm not. 1065 00:47:31,413 --> 00:47:32,937 -Oh. Hmm. -You think so? 1066 00:47:32,980 --> 00:47:36,897 ♪ 1067 00:47:36,941 --> 00:47:38,638 -I'm sorry. -[both chuckling] 1068 00:47:38,681 --> 00:47:40,161 I'm sorry. 1069 00:47:40,205 --> 00:47:44,426 ♪ 1070 00:47:44,470 --> 00:47:49,388 ♪[In French] Are the same in every way ♪ 1071 00:47:49,431 --> 00:47:51,085 ♪ 1072 00:47:51,129 --> 00:47:55,220 ♪ Boring and without joy 1073 00:47:55,263 --> 00:47:57,439 You're mad. 1074 00:47:57,483 --> 00:48:04,142 ♪ No one whispers "I love you" in my ear ♪ 1075 00:48:04,185 --> 00:48:08,494 ♪ All the boys and girls my age... ♪ 1076 00:48:08,537 --> 00:48:10,583 [muffled music] 1077 00:48:10,626 --> 00:48:15,849 [shade clattering] 1078 00:48:15,893 --> 00:48:17,416 Sorry. 1079 00:48:27,643 --> 00:48:30,908 [street din] 1080 00:48:38,263 --> 00:48:41,788 [Chris breathing heavily] 1081 00:48:41,831 --> 00:48:45,923 [clothes rustling] 1082 00:48:55,062 --> 00:48:58,109 [Chris grunting] 1083 00:49:00,328 --> 00:49:02,113 [Annick shrieking] 1084 00:49:02,156 --> 00:49:04,376 Slowly. Slowly. 1085 00:49:04,419 --> 00:49:06,769 Slowly. Slowly. 1086 00:49:06,813 --> 00:49:11,165 [Annick moaning] 1087 00:49:18,259 --> 00:49:20,131 [Chris moaning] 1088 00:49:20,174 --> 00:49:22,568 -Is it the first time? -Huh? 1089 00:49:22,611 --> 00:49:24,657 -Is it the first time? -No. 1090 00:49:24,700 --> 00:49:26,311 No, I've slept with loads of women. 1091 00:49:26,354 --> 00:49:29,531 Ah. Oh, you know, a couple-- um, some. 1092 00:49:29,575 --> 00:49:32,012 Well, one or two. 1093 00:49:32,056 --> 00:49:33,622 Um... 1094 00:49:33,666 --> 00:49:35,407 [Chris panting] 1095 00:49:35,450 --> 00:49:37,539 do I-- shall I... shall I put something on? 1096 00:49:37,583 --> 00:49:39,411 Yes. 1097 00:49:39,454 --> 00:49:41,152 -Please. -Okay. 1098 00:49:48,681 --> 00:49:53,773 [both panting] 1099 00:49:53,816 --> 00:49:56,384 Okay. Oh, shit. 1100 00:49:56,428 --> 00:49:59,518 No, I can't. Um... sorry. 1101 00:49:59,561 --> 00:50:02,042 [Chris mumbling and panting] 1102 00:50:10,268 --> 00:50:11,921 Let's try.... 1103 00:50:14,707 --> 00:50:16,883 Um. Wow, shit. 1104 00:50:16,926 --> 00:50:19,016 Okay, give it to me. 1105 00:50:19,059 --> 00:50:21,279 God. [Annick gasping] 1106 00:50:21,322 --> 00:50:23,063 -Dear, dear. -Uh, damn. No-- 1107 00:50:23,107 --> 00:50:25,109 No. No, I'm going to do it. 1108 00:50:31,332 --> 00:50:32,638 -[Chris moaning] -It's okay? 1109 00:50:32,681 --> 00:50:34,248 Yeah. 1110 00:50:37,121 --> 00:50:39,427 [Annick gasping and moaning] 1111 00:50:39,471 --> 00:50:42,778 [Chris grunting] 1112 00:50:42,822 --> 00:50:44,606 [Annick] Ah! 1113 00:50:44,650 --> 00:50:47,131 [Chris grunting and groaning] 1114 00:50:47,174 --> 00:50:49,263 [Annick moaning] 1115 00:50:49,307 --> 00:50:51,874 [sultry jazz note] 1116 00:50:51,918 --> 00:50:56,792 [Annick giggling] 1117 00:50:56,836 --> 00:50:58,446 Did you come? 1118 00:50:58,490 --> 00:51:00,013 No. 1119 00:51:00,057 --> 00:51:01,971 Oh, God. Sorry. 1120 00:51:02,015 --> 00:51:04,148 Oh, no, it's okay. 1121 00:51:04,191 --> 00:51:06,715 I usually don't the first time. 1122 00:51:06,759 --> 00:51:08,021 Oh. 1123 00:51:09,762 --> 00:51:11,459 I like the sound of that. 1124 00:51:11,503 --> 00:51:13,113 Implies there's going to be a second. 1125 00:51:13,157 --> 00:51:15,333 [Annick laughing] Oh, I hope so. 1126 00:51:15,376 --> 00:51:16,986 If it's what you want. 1127 00:51:17,030 --> 00:51:19,467 Well, yeah, I mean, 1128 00:51:19,511 --> 00:51:21,121 I like to sell my women into slavery 1129 00:51:21,165 --> 00:51:23,080 after ravishing them usually, but, um... 1130 00:51:23,123 --> 00:51:24,820 -alright? -Oh, is that right? 1131 00:51:24,864 --> 00:51:26,779 In your case, I'm prepared to make an exception. 1132 00:51:26,822 --> 00:51:28,824 Mm-hmm? I'm coming back. 1133 00:51:35,570 --> 00:51:37,790 Look, um... 1134 00:51:37,833 --> 00:51:39,139 I'm sorry, I'm... 1135 00:51:39,183 --> 00:51:40,532 you probably noticed. 1136 00:51:40,575 --> 00:51:42,099 I'm not... 1137 00:51:42,142 --> 00:51:43,709 I'm not very experienced. 1138 00:51:45,014 --> 00:51:47,930 Uh... have you... 1139 00:51:47,974 --> 00:51:49,889 been with many men? 1140 00:51:49,932 --> 00:51:51,586 Oh, thousands. 1141 00:51:56,765 --> 00:51:58,898 [Annick laughing] 1142 00:52:00,987 --> 00:52:03,294 [Annick whistling tune] 1143 00:52:03,337 --> 00:52:04,904 Silly. 1144 00:52:08,342 --> 00:52:09,865 [Chris sniffing] 1145 00:52:09,909 --> 00:52:11,867 [toilet flushing] 1146 00:52:15,436 --> 00:52:17,960 I never thought the sound of a flushing toilet 1147 00:52:18,004 --> 00:52:19,614 could be sexy, 1148 00:52:19,658 --> 00:52:21,964 but I guess it depends who's doing the flushing. 1149 00:52:22,008 --> 00:52:24,053 Very funny. 1150 00:52:24,097 --> 00:52:26,099 Well, at least I can keep you entertained 1151 00:52:26,143 --> 00:52:28,057 while you're not coming. 1152 00:52:28,101 --> 00:52:29,624 -Hmm? -Hmm? 1153 00:52:32,801 --> 00:52:36,544 [light jazzy music] 1154 00:52:36,588 --> 00:52:39,982 [Annick moaning] 1155 00:52:40,026 --> 00:52:46,641 ♪ 1156 00:52:46,685 --> 00:52:51,603 ♪ 1157 00:52:51,646 --> 00:52:54,171 [Annick laughing] 1158 00:52:54,214 --> 00:53:01,090 ♪ 1159 00:53:01,134 --> 00:53:04,572 ♪ 1160 00:53:04,616 --> 00:53:07,706 [traffic din] 1161 00:53:07,749 --> 00:53:14,234 ♪ 1162 00:53:14,278 --> 00:53:21,023 ♪ 1163 00:53:21,067 --> 00:53:22,677 [Annick giggling] 1164 00:53:22,721 --> 00:53:29,554 ♪ 1165 00:53:29,597 --> 00:53:36,474 ♪ 1166 00:53:36,517 --> 00:53:38,780 ♪ 1167 00:53:38,824 --> 00:53:40,695 [shutter clicking] 1168 00:53:40,739 --> 00:53:47,746 ♪ 1169 00:53:47,789 --> 00:53:51,010 ♪ 1170 00:53:51,053 --> 00:53:54,361 -[In French] Take that. -[Chris yelping] 1171 00:53:54,405 --> 00:53:55,797 Voila! [laughing] 1172 00:53:55,841 --> 00:54:01,629 ♪ 1173 00:54:01,673 --> 00:54:04,371 ♪ 1174 00:54:04,415 --> 00:54:05,720 We're here. 1175 00:54:05,764 --> 00:54:12,640 ♪ 1176 00:54:12,684 --> 00:54:18,864 ♪ 1177 00:54:18,907 --> 00:54:20,648 [bike bell chiming] 1178 00:54:20,692 --> 00:54:27,612 ♪ 1179 00:54:27,655 --> 00:54:32,138 ♪ 1180 00:54:32,181 --> 00:54:35,315 [music fading out] 1181 00:54:35,359 --> 00:54:37,491 [pleasant piano instrumental] 1182 00:54:37,535 --> 00:54:39,319 [Annick laughing] 1183 00:54:39,363 --> 00:54:41,539 ♪ 1184 00:54:41,582 --> 00:54:43,105 Mmm. 1185 00:54:43,149 --> 00:54:44,890 ♪ 1186 00:54:44,933 --> 00:54:46,674 [Annick giggling] 1187 00:54:46,718 --> 00:54:49,024 -How are you feeling? -Wonderful. 1188 00:54:49,068 --> 00:54:51,636 You don't have to speak English if you don't want to. 1189 00:54:51,679 --> 00:54:54,334 No, I want to improve. I want to. 1190 00:54:54,378 --> 00:54:56,684 I want to-- what the word? 1191 00:54:56,728 --> 00:54:58,164 "Impress" on you. 1192 00:54:58,207 --> 00:54:59,861 You do impress on me all the time. 1193 00:54:59,905 --> 00:55:01,428 [chuckles] 1194 00:55:01,472 --> 00:55:03,648 Your English hardly needs improving at all. 1195 00:55:03,691 --> 00:55:05,476 -Your English is wonderful. -Oh, liar. 1196 00:55:05,519 --> 00:55:07,304 Tell me what you're feeling, but not just 1197 00:55:07,347 --> 00:55:09,088 generally, like-- exactly. 1198 00:55:11,177 --> 00:55:12,744 [Chris sighing] Fine. 1199 00:55:12,787 --> 00:55:14,180 Normal, I suppose. 1200 00:55:15,660 --> 00:55:17,357 Mm-hmm, okay, 1201 00:55:17,401 --> 00:55:19,664 now, I want really what you're feeling. 1202 00:55:19,707 --> 00:55:21,013 Tell me! 1203 00:55:22,014 --> 00:55:23,842 Um.... 1204 00:55:27,846 --> 00:55:29,761 Um... 1205 00:55:29,804 --> 00:55:31,806 uh, I don't know, um... 1206 00:55:34,200 --> 00:55:35,157 I don't know. 1207 00:55:35,201 --> 00:55:36,202 You go first. 1208 00:55:36,245 --> 00:55:38,813 [chuckles] Well, okay. 1209 00:55:38,857 --> 00:55:41,381 Let's try, um, well, 1210 00:55:41,425 --> 00:55:44,036 um, I'm amused and surprised 1211 00:55:44,079 --> 00:55:48,475 that I have a beautiful English boyfriend and, um... 1212 00:55:51,609 --> 00:55:54,089 ...guilty about what my mother would say about the sex. 1213 00:55:54,133 --> 00:55:56,962 [Chris chuckling] 1214 00:55:57,005 --> 00:55:59,878 And, um... 1215 00:55:59,921 --> 00:56:02,707 anxious for her opinion of you. 1216 00:56:02,750 --> 00:56:05,100 And, uh... 1217 00:56:05,144 --> 00:56:07,755 maybe a little bit worried 1218 00:56:07,799 --> 00:56:09,975 that I'm not quite clever enough for you. 1219 00:56:11,411 --> 00:56:13,108 And that you might want a girlfriend 1220 00:56:13,152 --> 00:56:14,588 who's more than just a secretary. 1221 00:56:17,548 --> 00:56:19,985 Mm-hmm. That's it. 1222 00:56:20,028 --> 00:56:21,639 Now you try. 1223 00:56:21,682 --> 00:56:23,554 [Chris laughing] 1224 00:56:23,597 --> 00:56:25,120 Alright, um... 1225 00:56:26,905 --> 00:56:28,210 well, 1226 00:56:28,254 --> 00:56:30,952 I'm content... 1227 00:56:30,996 --> 00:56:32,258 peaceful... 1228 00:56:32,301 --> 00:56:35,348 tranquil with, um... 1229 00:56:37,655 --> 00:56:39,483 ...an undercurrent of turbulence. 1230 00:56:39,526 --> 00:56:43,530 My God, what was that, the weather forecast or...? 1231 00:56:46,533 --> 00:56:49,449 Please. I mean, it's not a test. 1232 00:56:49,493 --> 00:56:50,929 Don't look so worried. 1233 00:56:50,972 --> 00:56:52,321 No, it's-- 1234 00:56:53,758 --> 00:56:55,542 It's just in England, 1235 00:56:55,586 --> 00:56:58,371 when, uh, you ask somebody 1236 00:56:58,415 --> 00:56:59,546 how they are, you know, it's-- 1237 00:57:01,505 --> 00:57:02,810 It's words. It's just a courtesy. 1238 00:57:02,854 --> 00:57:05,900 The last thing in the world that you expect 1239 00:57:05,944 --> 00:57:08,163 is that they're going to actually tell you. 1240 00:57:08,207 --> 00:57:09,426 Yeah. 1241 00:57:14,692 --> 00:57:16,476 You're so direct. 1242 00:57:16,520 --> 00:57:18,870 Where did you learn to be so sincere? 1243 00:57:18,913 --> 00:57:21,786 What do you mean, "learn"? 1244 00:57:21,829 --> 00:57:24,571 I mean, either you say what's truthful or you don't. 1245 00:57:29,533 --> 00:57:31,839 -That's it? -Yes. 1246 00:57:31,883 --> 00:57:33,711 You look so scared. 1247 00:57:33,754 --> 00:57:35,713 [bar din] 1248 00:57:35,756 --> 00:57:38,324 [light jazz music] 1249 00:57:38,367 --> 00:57:44,112 ♪ 1250 00:57:44,156 --> 00:57:45,940 [Henri grunting] 1251 00:57:45,984 --> 00:57:48,682 [bar din] 1252 00:57:48,726 --> 00:57:51,859 [sultry jazz music] 1253 00:57:51,903 --> 00:57:58,866 ♪ 1254 00:57:58,910 --> 00:58:05,873 ♪ 1255 00:58:05,917 --> 00:58:08,267 [music fading] 1256 00:58:10,661 --> 00:58:12,706 [In French] How do I know if I'm in love? 1257 00:58:16,144 --> 00:58:18,146 [In French] You know it when you're house is on fire. 1258 00:58:18,190 --> 00:58:19,496 [In French] That's all. 1259 00:58:26,764 --> 00:58:28,417 [man #1] Right arm around the wicket. 1260 00:58:28,461 --> 00:58:30,158 -[man #2] Four balls to come. -[man #1] Play. 1261 00:58:32,900 --> 00:58:35,033 [game-playing yelling] 1262 00:58:35,076 --> 00:58:38,515 [man #1] It's a glorious run, surely the century. 1263 00:58:38,558 --> 00:58:41,169 [yelling continues] 1264 00:58:41,213 --> 00:58:43,171 [pigeons cooing] 1265 00:58:43,215 --> 00:58:46,697 [indistinct yelling] 1266 00:58:52,964 --> 00:58:54,356 Sorry. 1267 00:59:00,188 --> 00:59:01,538 [man #1] Oh, it's a good one. 1268 00:59:01,581 --> 00:59:03,409 -[man #2] My run! -[In French] Shit! 1269 00:59:09,284 --> 00:59:10,895 God. Sorry. 1270 00:59:12,418 --> 00:59:14,159 Are you okay? 1271 00:59:14,202 --> 00:59:16,596 [In French] Why are the English always so English? 1272 00:59:16,640 --> 00:59:18,685 [In French] I came here to get away from all that. 1273 00:59:18,729 --> 00:59:20,600 I think the natives are getting restless. 1274 00:59:20,644 --> 00:59:22,297 Why, what did he say? 1275 00:59:22,341 --> 00:59:24,822 Um, something unflattering about the English, I think. 1276 00:59:24,865 --> 00:59:27,955 [In French] All right, that's enough, go play somewhere else. 1277 00:59:27,999 --> 00:59:29,478 Did you get any of that? 1278 00:59:29,522 --> 00:59:31,263 Maybe he wants to take our picture. 1279 00:59:31,306 --> 00:59:32,960 Do you think he's putting on an act? 1280 00:59:33,004 --> 00:59:35,267 Do you think he's English himself? 1281 00:59:35,310 --> 00:59:36,616 Are you? 1282 00:59:38,618 --> 00:59:40,620 [man] He certainly acts like the real thing. 1283 00:59:40,664 --> 00:59:43,580 Well, speaking for myself, 1284 00:59:43,623 --> 00:59:45,451 I could do with a vin rouge. 1285 00:59:45,494 --> 00:59:46,844 -Any takers? -Yeah. 1286 00:59:46,887 --> 00:59:48,628 Come on. 1287 00:59:51,022 --> 00:59:52,589 Are you coming? 1288 00:59:56,505 --> 00:59:58,377 [Marion laughing] 1289 01:00:00,074 --> 01:00:01,772 Why not? 1290 01:00:05,558 --> 01:00:08,822 [overlapping chatter] 1291 01:00:08,866 --> 01:00:11,825 [bar din] 1292 01:00:17,701 --> 01:00:19,659 [In French] Your drink and the lady's. 1293 01:00:22,793 --> 01:00:25,796 So, why were you pretending to be French, then? 1294 01:00:25,839 --> 01:00:27,275 [scoffs] 1295 01:00:27,319 --> 01:00:28,973 Well, you know the bloody English abroad, 1296 01:00:29,016 --> 01:00:30,627 they're always complaining, aren't they? 1297 01:00:30,670 --> 01:00:32,411 It's always something, it's either the food 1298 01:00:32,454 --> 01:00:33,760 or the beer or the terrible service. 1299 01:00:33,804 --> 01:00:35,719 "Oh, aren't the Parisians rude?" 1300 01:00:35,762 --> 01:00:37,634 Or something like that, I mean... and shouting. 1301 01:00:37,677 --> 01:00:39,679 As though that's going to make them understood or something. 1302 01:00:39,723 --> 01:00:41,463 Why would I want to be English? 1303 01:00:41,507 --> 01:00:43,291 Well, surely there must be something you like about us. 1304 01:00:43,335 --> 01:00:45,250 [sighs] 1305 01:00:46,599 --> 01:00:48,340 I can't think of anything. 1306 01:00:50,385 --> 01:00:51,735 Don't you miss home? 1307 01:00:52,910 --> 01:00:55,173 -No, of course not. -Oh. 1308 01:00:56,914 --> 01:00:58,698 [scoffs] What? 1309 01:00:58,742 --> 01:01:00,657 Don't you believe me? 1310 01:01:00,700 --> 01:01:02,659 'Course I believe you. 1311 01:01:02,702 --> 01:01:06,010 [soft piano music] 1312 01:01:06,053 --> 01:01:09,622 ♪ 1313 01:01:09,666 --> 01:01:12,016 [all laughing and shouting] 1314 01:01:12,059 --> 01:01:14,453 ♪ 1315 01:01:14,496 --> 01:01:15,976 You can't catch me. 1316 01:01:16,020 --> 01:01:22,983 ♪ 1317 01:01:23,027 --> 01:01:26,030 [items clattering] 1318 01:01:26,073 --> 01:01:33,037 ♪ 1319 01:01:33,080 --> 01:01:38,564 ♪ 1320 01:01:38,607 --> 01:01:40,871 ♪ 1321 01:01:40,914 --> 01:01:42,655 [In French] Hi. Le Monde, please. 1322 01:01:42,699 --> 01:01:49,880 ♪ 1323 01:01:49,923 --> 01:01:51,533 [vendor in French] Do you speak English? 1324 01:01:51,577 --> 01:01:54,145 -[In French] This one? You want this one? -No. 1325 01:01:54,188 --> 01:01:57,496 ♪ 1326 01:01:57,539 --> 01:01:59,846 [music fading out] 1327 01:01:59,890 --> 01:02:01,326 Mm. 1328 01:02:03,284 --> 01:02:04,721 What are you doing today? 1329 01:02:06,505 --> 01:02:08,463 -Nothing special. -Okay. 1330 01:02:08,507 --> 01:02:10,378 Then, see you. 1331 01:02:11,858 --> 01:02:13,294 Dear. 1332 01:02:15,862 --> 01:02:17,342 [door shuts] 1333 01:02:20,301 --> 01:02:21,912 [outside door shutting] 1334 01:02:21,955 --> 01:02:24,784 And I've-- I've started thinking 1335 01:02:24,828 --> 01:02:27,308 in French, you know? I feel French. 1336 01:02:27,352 --> 01:02:29,571 I wave my hands about when I talk, you know? 1337 01:02:29,615 --> 01:02:31,182 I have, uh... 1338 01:02:31,225 --> 01:02:33,010 sex in the afternoon. 1339 01:02:33,053 --> 01:02:34,968 I mean, if that's not French, I don't know what is. 1340 01:02:35,012 --> 01:02:37,318 I mean, I... I belong here, you know? 1341 01:02:37,362 --> 01:02:38,580 I feel like I'm at home. 1342 01:02:38,624 --> 01:02:40,234 [bells tolling] 1343 01:02:40,278 --> 01:02:41,845 -But? -It's.... 1344 01:02:43,629 --> 01:02:45,979 It's not that I miss England, exactly, 1345 01:02:46,023 --> 01:02:48,460 but there's... one part of me that feels like 1346 01:02:48,503 --> 01:02:49,896 it's being disloyal to the other. 1347 01:02:51,637 --> 01:02:53,813 Well, maybe you're just homesick. 1348 01:02:53,857 --> 01:02:55,206 No. 1349 01:02:57,599 --> 01:02:59,514 -Lonely? -[Chris scoffing] 1350 01:03:00,820 --> 01:03:02,996 -Hardly. -Oh, yes, 1351 01:03:03,040 --> 01:03:05,390 you've got thing my-- what's her name? 1352 01:03:05,433 --> 01:03:07,218 Anyway... 1353 01:03:07,261 --> 01:03:09,176 what's she like, this girl that you're having 1354 01:03:09,220 --> 01:03:12,136 "a relationship with", as you put it? 1355 01:03:12,179 --> 01:03:13,790 Her name's Annick. 1356 01:03:13,833 --> 01:03:15,313 What's wrong with putting it like that? 1357 01:03:15,356 --> 01:03:16,967 You don't have to tell me about her. 1358 01:03:17,010 --> 01:03:18,838 It's none of my business, anyway. 1359 01:03:18,882 --> 01:03:20,448 No, I don't mind telling you about her. 1360 01:03:20,492 --> 01:03:22,929 She's, um... she's really... 1361 01:03:22,973 --> 01:03:25,758 direct, and, uh, emotional, 1362 01:03:25,802 --> 01:03:27,934 and sincere-- everything. 1363 01:03:27,978 --> 01:03:30,850 I mean, we've got this real connection between us. 1364 01:03:30,894 --> 01:03:33,287 -We never lie to each other. -What, never? 1365 01:03:35,507 --> 01:03:36,943 No. 1366 01:03:36,987 --> 01:03:38,292 Never. 1367 01:03:38,336 --> 01:03:40,512 Don't worry, I'm not trying to embarrass you. 1368 01:03:42,122 --> 01:03:43,820 I'm not embarrassed. 1369 01:03:43,863 --> 01:03:48,302 [church bells ringing] 1370 01:03:50,914 --> 01:03:53,264 What are you going to do, then? 1371 01:03:53,307 --> 01:03:55,092 Do? 1372 01:03:55,135 --> 01:03:56,571 For a living. 1373 01:03:56,615 --> 01:03:58,530 Take photographs. 1374 01:03:58,573 --> 01:04:00,097 [bar din] 1375 01:04:00,140 --> 01:04:01,489 Does it pay well? 1376 01:04:02,751 --> 01:04:04,144 I don't know. 1377 01:04:04,188 --> 01:04:05,363 I haven't actually sold any yet. 1378 01:04:05,406 --> 01:04:07,017 Oh. 1379 01:04:07,060 --> 01:04:08,583 Well... 1380 01:04:08,627 --> 01:04:10,672 how are you going to provide for your family, then? 1381 01:04:12,587 --> 01:04:14,241 What family? 1382 01:04:14,285 --> 01:04:16,243 Oh, the one you'll have one day. 1383 01:04:16,287 --> 01:04:17,941 Bloody hell, give me time. 1384 01:04:17,984 --> 01:04:19,290 [bar din] 1385 01:04:19,333 --> 01:04:20,944 Why? 1386 01:04:22,336 --> 01:04:23,642 Well, 'cause I'm 21. 1387 01:04:24,991 --> 01:04:26,601 I'm still... 1388 01:04:26,645 --> 01:04:27,951 you know... 1389 01:04:27,994 --> 01:04:29,822 still having relationships. 1390 01:04:29,866 --> 01:04:31,084 What, more than one? 1391 01:04:32,869 --> 01:04:34,435 Well, not simultaneously, no. 1392 01:04:35,915 --> 01:04:37,221 Anyway, marriage is a relationship. 1393 01:04:38,875 --> 01:04:40,354 Yeah. 1394 01:04:40,398 --> 01:04:42,182 So? 1395 01:04:42,226 --> 01:04:44,750 Well, you said you were going to have relationships 1396 01:04:44,793 --> 01:04:46,273 and then get married, 1397 01:04:46,317 --> 01:04:48,058 as if they were two different things. 1398 01:04:48,101 --> 01:04:50,495 No, I didn't say I was going to get married. 1399 01:04:50,538 --> 01:04:52,366 Well, no, I suppose you didn't technically, no. 1400 01:04:52,410 --> 01:04:55,369 Too bloody right, I didn't. Might never get married. 1401 01:04:56,631 --> 01:04:58,155 Oh, I think you will. 1402 01:04:58,198 --> 01:04:59,852 Why? 1403 01:05:01,201 --> 01:05:03,160 You're not original enough not to. 1404 01:05:08,382 --> 01:05:10,123 [crunching] 1405 01:05:13,257 --> 01:05:18,131 [faint ] 1406 01:05:18,175 --> 01:05:20,046 [loud slurping] 1407 01:05:23,702 --> 01:05:25,051 [smacking lips] 1408 01:05:25,095 --> 01:05:29,838 [indoor ambience] 1409 01:05:46,029 --> 01:05:48,248 -Chris... -[loud rattling] 1410 01:05:48,292 --> 01:05:49,684 ...does Annick know about me? 1411 01:05:50,816 --> 01:05:53,123 She knows I see friends. 1412 01:05:53,166 --> 01:05:55,038 Does she know you see this particular friend? 1413 01:05:57,040 --> 01:05:58,606 Not specifically, no. 1414 01:05:58,650 --> 01:06:00,086 It's never come up. 1415 01:06:02,654 --> 01:06:04,221 It's no big deal, though, is it? 1416 01:06:04,264 --> 01:06:05,613 It's not as if... 1417 01:06:05,657 --> 01:06:07,050 [loud rattling] 1418 01:06:07,093 --> 01:06:09,139 ...we've got anything to hide. 1419 01:06:09,182 --> 01:06:11,445 I thought you never lied to her. 1420 01:06:11,489 --> 01:06:13,099 I'm not lying. 1421 01:06:13,143 --> 01:06:14,971 If she asks me, I'll tell her. 1422 01:06:17,147 --> 01:06:18,931 Well... 1423 01:06:18,975 --> 01:06:20,498 if she doesn't know I exist, 1424 01:06:20,541 --> 01:06:22,021 how can she ask? 1425 01:06:23,327 --> 01:06:24,632 Fair enough. 1426 01:06:26,417 --> 01:06:27,809 I'll tell her then, shall I? 1427 01:06:27,853 --> 01:06:31,291 [sultry jazz music] 1428 01:06:31,335 --> 01:06:35,034 ♪ 1429 01:06:35,078 --> 01:06:36,557 Don't start reading things 1430 01:06:36,601 --> 01:06:37,994 into these conversations, will you? 1431 01:06:39,560 --> 01:06:40,997 What do you mean? 1432 01:06:41,040 --> 01:06:42,389 Well... 1433 01:06:42,433 --> 01:06:44,087 if you analyze them too much 1434 01:06:44,130 --> 01:06:46,002 you might just get the idea that I fancy you. 1435 01:06:47,177 --> 01:06:48,439 Do you? 1436 01:06:48,482 --> 01:06:53,574 ♪ 1437 01:06:53,618 --> 01:06:55,054 I'll see you, then. 1438 01:06:55,098 --> 01:07:01,930 ♪ 1439 01:07:01,974 --> 01:07:04,063 [music fading] 1440 01:07:06,761 --> 01:07:08,937 [mugs clattering] 1441 01:07:08,981 --> 01:07:11,897 [ambient din] 1442 01:07:15,118 --> 01:07:17,337 What shall we do tonight? 1443 01:07:17,381 --> 01:07:18,730 I don't know. 1444 01:07:18,773 --> 01:07:20,340 See a movie? 1445 01:07:20,384 --> 01:07:23,082 How about the new, uh, Truffaut? 1446 01:07:23,126 --> 01:07:24,997 This English girl I met said it's pretty good. 1447 01:07:25,041 --> 01:07:26,042 That's settled, then. 1448 01:07:27,739 --> 01:07:29,784 Yeah. She really liked it. 1449 01:07:29,828 --> 01:07:31,090 Good. 1450 01:07:35,616 --> 01:07:37,531 Yeah, um... Marion, 1451 01:07:37,575 --> 01:07:40,056 this English girl friend of mine said it was, um, 1452 01:07:40,099 --> 01:07:41,840 one of her favourite films. 1453 01:07:45,235 --> 01:07:46,758 Are you trying to tell me something? 1454 01:07:46,801 --> 01:07:48,064 What do you mean? 1455 01:07:50,414 --> 01:07:52,503 Is this the famous English tact? 1456 01:07:53,591 --> 01:07:55,114 No. 1457 01:07:55,158 --> 01:07:56,463 Merely pointing out that apparently 1458 01:07:56,507 --> 01:07:58,117 the film's quite good. 1459 01:07:58,161 --> 01:07:59,466 Good. 1460 01:07:59,510 --> 01:08:00,685 Who told you that? 1461 01:08:00,728 --> 01:08:02,208 A friend. 1462 01:08:03,818 --> 01:08:05,081 An English girlfriend? 1463 01:08:06,647 --> 01:08:08,780 Well, not "girlfriend," y'know, I mean, 1464 01:08:08,823 --> 01:08:10,477 a friend who happens to be a girl. 1465 01:08:10,521 --> 01:08:12,175 You've got, uh, French boy friends, 1466 01:08:12,218 --> 01:08:13,785 -haven't you? -Yes! 1467 01:08:13,828 --> 01:08:15,787 But I don't mention them three times running unless 1468 01:08:15,830 --> 01:08:17,832 I have a very good reason. 1469 01:08:17,876 --> 01:08:19,443 Well, I'm just explaining that, 1470 01:08:19,486 --> 01:08:21,314 you know, she's a friend. 1471 01:08:21,358 --> 01:08:24,317 Um... we see each other from time to time and... 1472 01:08:24,361 --> 01:08:27,146 I've been meaning to mention her to you, that's it. 1473 01:08:27,190 --> 01:08:29,061 I think that you mean you've been meaning 1474 01:08:29,105 --> 01:08:30,584 to mention that you're sleeping with her. 1475 01:08:30,628 --> 01:08:32,151 No! 1476 01:08:32,195 --> 01:08:33,935 Of course not. I sleep with you. 1477 01:08:33,979 --> 01:08:35,459 Or that you want to. 1478 01:08:35,502 --> 01:08:37,330 No! Hold on. This is getting ridiculous. 1479 01:08:37,374 --> 01:08:40,768 I'm not being, um... what's the bloody word? 1480 01:08:40,812 --> 01:08:43,075 -I'm not being perfidious. -[Annick laughing bitterly] 1481 01:08:43,119 --> 01:08:44,859 You know, Albion is always perfidious. 1482 01:08:44,903 --> 01:08:46,296 They teach you that in school. 1483 01:08:46,339 --> 01:08:47,819 No, I'm not-- listen, I just... 1484 01:08:47,862 --> 01:08:49,168 I'm trying to be honest. 1485 01:08:49,212 --> 01:08:50,952 I don't hide things from you. 1486 01:08:55,174 --> 01:08:56,175 Are you sleeping with her?! 1487 01:08:56,219 --> 01:08:57,220 No. 1488 01:08:59,439 --> 01:09:01,224 Are you in love with her? 1489 01:09:01,267 --> 01:09:03,051 [In French] Of course not. I... 1490 01:09:04,575 --> 01:09:05,967 [In French] I like you. 1491 01:09:06,011 --> 01:09:08,361 Thank you very much. So kind. 1492 01:09:08,405 --> 01:09:09,928 Of course you do. 1493 01:09:09,971 --> 01:09:11,756 No, I mean, I-I really do. 1494 01:09:11,799 --> 01:09:13,323 I love being here, 1495 01:09:13,366 --> 01:09:15,063 being with you and everything. 1496 01:09:15,107 --> 01:09:16,587 You know, I love it, I think, um... 1497 01:09:16,630 --> 01:09:20,112 I like... like you a lot. 1498 01:09:20,156 --> 01:09:23,159 [Annick crying] How... how rational! 1499 01:09:23,202 --> 01:09:25,596 How... how measured! 1500 01:09:25,639 --> 01:09:28,860 How English you are! 1501 01:09:28,903 --> 01:09:31,776 You say it as if you'd known me for 20 years 1502 01:09:31,819 --> 01:09:33,734 rather than a few months. 1503 01:09:33,778 --> 01:09:34,996 Well, you taught me to say what I'm feeling, 1504 01:09:35,040 --> 01:09:36,694 now you're blaming me when I do. 1505 01:09:36,737 --> 01:09:39,175 I thought... you know.... 1506 01:09:39,218 --> 01:09:40,915 -[Chris] I'm sorry. I'm sorry. -I was-- I was... 1507 01:09:40,959 --> 01:09:44,963 yes, but I was teaching you to be sincere, not cruel! 1508 01:09:45,006 --> 01:09:47,966 I'm sorry. I mean, not 'cause I've done anything wrong. 1509 01:09:48,009 --> 01:09:50,011 I haven't, but I'm sorry because 1510 01:09:50,055 --> 01:09:52,318 you've misunderstood the situation. 1511 01:09:53,841 --> 01:09:55,626 No. No. 1512 01:09:55,669 --> 01:09:57,410 [sighs deeply] 1513 01:10:00,021 --> 01:10:01,806 Why are you...? 1514 01:10:01,849 --> 01:10:04,112 [knocking] Annick.... 1515 01:10:05,505 --> 01:10:07,246 Why are you crying? 1516 01:10:07,290 --> 01:10:08,291 Huh? 1517 01:10:10,031 --> 01:10:11,207 Is it because I mentioned that girl? 1518 01:10:13,731 --> 01:10:15,298 I don't know. Tell me. 1519 01:10:15,341 --> 01:10:16,951 Is it because you think I don't love you enough, 1520 01:10:16,995 --> 01:10:18,692 or something? 1521 01:10:19,911 --> 01:10:21,652 Is it because you love me? Tell me. 1522 01:10:21,695 --> 01:10:26,004 [birds chirping faintly] 1523 01:10:26,047 --> 01:10:27,310 Annick? 1524 01:10:28,702 --> 01:10:30,008 It's alright. 1525 01:10:48,461 --> 01:10:49,767 [door thudding] 1526 01:10:49,810 --> 01:10:52,639 [solemn music] 1527 01:10:52,683 --> 01:10:56,991 [rain pouring] 1528 01:10:57,035 --> 01:11:01,082 ♪ 1529 01:11:01,126 --> 01:11:05,304 ♪ 1530 01:11:05,348 --> 01:11:08,742 [thunder rumbling distantly] 1531 01:11:08,786 --> 01:11:15,183 ♪ 1532 01:11:15,227 --> 01:11:19,318 [wistful jazzy music] 1533 01:11:19,362 --> 01:11:26,194 ♪ 1534 01:11:26,238 --> 01:11:32,766 ♪ 1535 01:11:32,810 --> 01:11:39,338 ♪ 1536 01:11:39,382 --> 01:11:43,211 [Mickey humming "God Save the Queen"] 1537 01:11:44,604 --> 01:11:46,954 [French accent] God save the Queen. 1538 01:11:46,998 --> 01:11:48,739 [Henri] Oh... 1539 01:11:48,782 --> 01:11:51,350 Perhaps he has been malade, huh? 1540 01:11:51,394 --> 01:11:53,134 He looks healthy enough to me. 1541 01:11:53,178 --> 01:11:54,919 Perhaps he has been sulking. 1542 01:11:54,962 --> 01:11:56,268 [In French] But he's not the sulking type, is he? 1543 01:11:56,312 --> 01:11:58,183 Perhaps he work hard. 1544 01:11:58,226 --> 01:12:00,359 Perhaps this dog, she has given him the elbow. 1545 01:12:00,403 --> 01:12:03,362 [Henri] Oh, perhaps that, yes. 1546 01:12:03,406 --> 01:12:09,107 [humming "Auld Lang Syne"] 1547 01:12:09,150 --> 01:12:12,240 [voices fading] 1548 01:12:12,284 --> 01:12:15,809 [tender music] 1549 01:12:15,853 --> 01:12:22,381 ♪ 1550 01:12:22,425 --> 01:12:29,170 ♪ 1551 01:12:29,214 --> 01:12:32,130 Anyway, how could we let you spend the evening by yourself? 1552 01:12:32,173 --> 01:12:35,046 [music fades] 1553 01:12:37,004 --> 01:12:38,484 We thought you might be ill. 1554 01:12:41,269 --> 01:12:43,010 I thought you might not like me anymore. 1555 01:12:45,273 --> 01:12:46,492 I made a terrible mistake. 1556 01:12:49,016 --> 01:12:51,105 Annick... 1557 01:12:51,149 --> 01:12:53,369 meant everything to me, I... 1558 01:12:53,412 --> 01:12:55,849 I loved her. I loved her. I realize it now. 1559 01:12:55,893 --> 01:12:57,677 I don't want to go to bloody England! 1560 01:12:57,721 --> 01:12:59,462 I hate England. I'm staying here. 1561 01:12:59,505 --> 01:13:01,289 I'm going to stay in Paris. 1562 01:13:01,333 --> 01:13:03,291 I'm going to be an artist. I don't want a wife. 1563 01:13:03,335 --> 01:13:05,119 I don't want bloody kids. 1564 01:13:05,163 --> 01:13:07,426 I don't want responsibility. I don't need any of that. 1565 01:13:07,470 --> 01:13:13,258 [river lapping gently] 1566 01:13:19,917 --> 01:13:22,441 Well, at least we know where we stand. 1567 01:13:26,837 --> 01:13:31,624 [gentle music] 1568 01:13:31,668 --> 01:13:38,849 ♪ 1569 01:13:38,892 --> 01:13:40,981 -[shutter clicking] -[Chris] Attagirl. 1570 01:13:41,025 --> 01:13:42,374 It's Mummy, Amy. 1571 01:13:42,418 --> 01:13:44,202 ♪ 1572 01:13:44,245 --> 01:13:47,205 Oh, hey, hey. watch what you're doing with those hands. 1573 01:13:47,248 --> 01:13:49,163 Oh, that's great. 1574 01:13:49,207 --> 01:13:50,904 Yeah, that looks lovely. 1575 01:13:50,948 --> 01:13:53,864 [Toni] On this beach, sun coming down 1576 01:13:53,907 --> 01:13:56,736 music playing, campfire, and the women-- 1577 01:13:56,780 --> 01:13:58,738 unbelievable. 1578 01:13:58,782 --> 01:14:00,610 Incredible. 1579 01:14:00,653 --> 01:14:03,656 Do you ever think about... somebody else 1580 01:14:03,700 --> 01:14:05,876 when you're having sex with Kali? 1581 01:14:05,919 --> 01:14:07,312 Of course. 1582 01:14:07,355 --> 01:14:09,662 I mean, who doesn't? 1583 01:14:09,706 --> 01:14:11,142 Me. 1584 01:14:12,535 --> 01:14:14,232 Until recently, just lately. 1585 01:14:14,275 --> 01:14:16,103 Um... [sighs] 1586 01:14:16,147 --> 01:14:17,714 whenever I make.... 1587 01:14:17,757 --> 01:14:19,193 Fucking. 1588 01:14:20,499 --> 01:14:22,414 Yeah, uh, with Marion. 1589 01:14:22,458 --> 01:14:24,329 Um... 1590 01:14:24,372 --> 01:14:26,244 Annick keeps popping up. 1591 01:14:26,287 --> 01:14:27,811 You know, I mean, I-- 1592 01:14:27,854 --> 01:14:30,335 it's not that I physically want her. 1593 01:14:30,378 --> 01:14:31,815 If she walked in the door right now 1594 01:14:31,858 --> 01:14:34,818 I might not fancy her at all, but... 1595 01:14:34,861 --> 01:14:37,603 I've just been thinking about the past a lot. 1596 01:14:37,647 --> 01:14:40,214 And I'm wondering what that says about... 1597 01:14:40,258 --> 01:14:41,607 me and Marion. 1598 01:14:43,957 --> 01:14:46,656 To be honest, we haven't been getting on that well recently. 1599 01:14:48,571 --> 01:14:50,311 What, are you going to leave her? 1600 01:14:50,355 --> 01:14:52,662 [Chris laughing] 1601 01:14:52,705 --> 01:14:55,099 No. No. I haven't even thought about that. 1602 01:14:55,142 --> 01:14:56,709 It's just I feel.... 1603 01:14:56,753 --> 01:14:59,059 [Toni] Trapped. You feel trapped. 1604 01:14:59,103 --> 01:15:00,626 Quite frankly, Chris, I'm not surprised. 1605 01:15:00,670 --> 01:15:02,323 Look what you've done with your life. 1606 01:15:02,367 --> 01:15:03,716 No wonder you're bored. 1607 01:15:05,239 --> 01:15:07,415 Oh, and I suppose your life is something wonderful 1608 01:15:07,459 --> 01:15:09,287 by comparison. 1609 01:15:09,330 --> 01:15:10,984 I do what I want to do. 1610 01:15:11,028 --> 01:15:12,856 And I'm proud of my work. 1611 01:15:12,899 --> 01:15:14,335 Can you say the same? 1612 01:15:17,643 --> 01:15:19,384 I'm your oldest friend, Chris. 1613 01:15:19,427 --> 01:15:20,994 I know what's going on in your head. 1614 01:15:21,038 --> 01:15:23,040 I can read you like a book. 1615 01:15:23,083 --> 01:15:25,651 You keep thinking to yourself, "Did I make the right choice?" 1616 01:15:28,219 --> 01:15:29,655 Well, did you? 1617 01:15:33,311 --> 01:15:35,226 Toni did ask you, you know. 1618 01:15:35,269 --> 01:15:37,184 Of course he did. 1619 01:15:37,228 --> 01:15:38,664 "Come to Toni's party. 1620 01:15:38,708 --> 01:15:40,057 Dress informal. 1621 01:15:40,100 --> 01:15:41,841 -Wives optional." -Rubbish. 1622 01:15:41,885 --> 01:15:43,321 He wanted you to come. 1623 01:15:45,105 --> 01:15:46,629 Well, someone's got to look after Amy. 1624 01:15:46,672 --> 01:15:49,283 We could have got a babysitter. 1625 01:15:49,327 --> 01:15:50,807 We never go out together. 1626 01:15:50,850 --> 01:15:52,504 We haven't been at a party in decades. 1627 01:15:52,548 --> 01:15:54,114 You always say you hate parties. 1628 01:15:55,899 --> 01:15:57,770 Yeah, well, I want us to have fun. 1629 01:15:58,858 --> 01:16:00,904 You mean you want you to have fun. 1630 01:16:00,947 --> 01:16:02,645 Well, go on, I'm not stopping you. 1631 01:16:05,212 --> 01:16:07,214 [keys jangling] 1632 01:16:07,258 --> 01:16:09,216 You know what I really hate is that you feel this need 1633 01:16:09,260 --> 01:16:11,088 to drive a wedge between me and Toni. 1634 01:16:11,131 --> 01:16:13,133 Like you've got something against there being anybody 1635 01:16:13,177 --> 01:16:14,700 who knew me before you. 1636 01:16:16,615 --> 01:16:18,443 I think you'd better go. 1637 01:16:20,793 --> 01:16:22,534 I hope it's fun. 1638 01:16:27,670 --> 01:16:29,062 [door shuts] 1639 01:16:30,629 --> 01:16:33,980 ["Peaches" by The Stranglers] 1640 01:16:34,024 --> 01:16:40,770 ♪ 1641 01:16:40,813 --> 01:16:47,777 ♪ 1642 01:16:47,820 --> 01:16:54,435 ♪ 1643 01:16:54,479 --> 01:16:58,526 ♪ Strolling along, minding my own business ♪ 1644 01:16:58,570 --> 01:17:00,746 ♪ 1645 01:17:00,790 --> 01:17:02,661 ♪ Well, there goes a girl and a half ♪ 1646 01:17:02,705 --> 01:17:05,795 ♪ She's got me goin' up and down ♪ 1647 01:17:05,838 --> 01:17:09,015 ♪ She's got me goin' up and down ♪ 1648 01:17:09,059 --> 01:17:14,020 ♪ 1649 01:17:14,064 --> 01:17:17,807 ♪ Walking on the beaches, looking at the peaches ♪ 1650 01:17:17,850 --> 01:17:19,852 ♪ Well, I've got the notion, girl ♪ 1651 01:17:19,896 --> 01:17:21,854 ♪ That you've got some suntan lotion ♪ 1652 01:17:21,898 --> 01:17:23,726 ♪ In that bottle of yours 1653 01:17:23,769 --> 01:17:26,816 ♪ Spread it all over my peeling skin, baby ♪ 1654 01:17:26,859 --> 01:17:29,253 ♪ That feels real good 1655 01:17:29,296 --> 01:17:31,124 ♪ 1656 01:17:31,168 --> 01:17:35,651 ♪ All the skirts lappin' up the sun, lap me up ♪ 1657 01:17:35,694 --> 01:17:37,217 Lloydy! 1658 01:17:37,261 --> 01:17:38,915 Hey, hey, how you doin'? 1659 01:17:38,958 --> 01:17:41,308 What did you do, raid an art gallery? 1660 01:17:41,352 --> 01:17:43,049 What are you doing with your trousers still on? 1661 01:17:43,093 --> 01:17:45,138 -Huh? -Where's Kali? 1662 01:17:45,182 --> 01:17:46,879 Downstairs, I think. 1663 01:17:46,923 --> 01:17:49,316 Bit of a sausage roll crisis going. 1664 01:17:49,360 --> 01:17:51,362 Listen, go down and cheer her up, 1665 01:17:51,405 --> 01:17:53,146 she's a bit depressed. 1666 01:17:53,190 --> 01:17:54,974 She just had an abortion. 1667 01:17:55,018 --> 01:17:58,282 It was her decision, you know, I mean, but I agree. 1668 01:17:58,325 --> 01:18:00,676 I mean, who wants to bring another little bastard 1669 01:18:00,719 --> 01:18:02,939 into this shit heap, huh? 1670 01:18:02,982 --> 01:18:05,898 Except budding bourgeois fat cats, of course. 1671 01:18:05,942 --> 01:18:07,726 ♪ 1672 01:18:07,770 --> 01:18:09,597 Enjoy yourself, for fuck's sake. 1673 01:18:09,641 --> 01:18:11,687 ♪ 1674 01:18:11,730 --> 01:18:14,602 ♪ Walking on the beaches, looking at the peaches ♪ 1675 01:18:14,646 --> 01:18:16,561 ♪ 1676 01:18:16,604 --> 01:18:19,216 ♪ Well, you just take a look over there ♪ 1677 01:18:19,259 --> 01:18:21,261 ♪ Where? 1678 01:18:21,305 --> 01:18:24,003 ♪ Is she trying to get out of that clitares? ♪ 1679 01:18:24,047 --> 01:18:28,312 ["So You Win Again" by Hot Chocolate] 1680 01:18:28,355 --> 01:18:34,187 ♪ 1681 01:18:34,231 --> 01:18:37,669 ♪ 1682 01:18:37,713 --> 01:18:39,192 [Toni] That's good. 1683 01:18:39,236 --> 01:18:45,851 ♪ 1684 01:18:45,895 --> 01:18:48,071 ♪ 1685 01:18:48,114 --> 01:18:52,292 ♪ So you win again, you win again ♪ 1686 01:18:52,336 --> 01:18:57,036 ♪ Here I stand again, the loser ♪ 1687 01:18:57,080 --> 01:18:59,256 Prawn vol-au-vent? 1688 01:18:59,299 --> 01:19:01,258 They're, uh, 1689 01:19:01,301 --> 01:19:03,086 part-raw, part-incinerated, 1690 01:19:03,129 --> 01:19:07,525 barbecued-sushi-effect sort of thing. 1691 01:19:07,568 --> 01:19:09,048 [Joanna laughing] 1692 01:19:09,092 --> 01:19:10,789 I know you. 1693 01:19:10,833 --> 01:19:12,660 You were staring at me in the hall. 1694 01:19:12,704 --> 01:19:14,314 Well, not staring, exactly. 1695 01:19:14,358 --> 01:19:17,187 -You were checking me out. -[Chris scoffing] 1696 01:19:17,230 --> 01:19:19,319 Oh, it's alright, I was doing the same to you. 1697 01:19:19,363 --> 01:19:20,973 ♪ 1698 01:19:21,017 --> 01:19:23,584 -I'm Joanna, by the way. -Chris. 1699 01:19:23,628 --> 01:19:25,412 ♪ 1700 01:19:25,456 --> 01:19:27,023 Are you a friend of Toni's? 1701 01:19:27,066 --> 01:19:29,025 Mm, that's one way of describing it. 1702 01:19:29,068 --> 01:19:31,157 ♪ 1703 01:19:31,201 --> 01:19:35,379 Has anyone ever told you you have a nice face? 1704 01:19:35,422 --> 01:19:36,423 "Nice"? 1705 01:19:36,467 --> 01:19:38,164 Ugh. I-- 1706 01:19:38,208 --> 01:19:40,558 I suppose my mother might have mentioned that. 1707 01:19:40,601 --> 01:19:44,867 ♪ 1708 01:19:44,910 --> 01:19:46,433 You can get me a drink, if you want. 1709 01:19:46,477 --> 01:19:48,784 Oh, can I? 1710 01:19:48,827 --> 01:19:50,263 Mind if I get myself one? 1711 01:19:50,307 --> 01:19:55,529 ♪ 1712 01:19:55,573 --> 01:19:57,531 ["Alison" by Elvis Costello & The Attractions] 1713 01:19:57,575 --> 01:20:01,448 ♪ Oh, it's so funny to see you after so long ♪ 1714 01:20:01,492 --> 01:20:05,452 ♪ And with the way you look I understand ♪ 1715 01:20:05,496 --> 01:20:08,064 ♪ That you were not impressed ♪ 1716 01:20:08,107 --> 01:20:12,590 ♪ But I heard you and that little friend of mine ♪ 1717 01:20:12,633 --> 01:20:16,420 [water running] 1718 01:20:16,463 --> 01:20:18,335 [muffled party din] 1719 01:20:18,378 --> 01:20:19,858 Hello again. 1720 01:20:21,599 --> 01:20:22,687 Hello. 1721 01:20:24,645 --> 01:20:26,604 I was wondering where you'd gone. 1722 01:20:26,647 --> 01:20:28,606 I was looking for you. 1723 01:20:28,649 --> 01:20:32,044 So, now that you found me, what are you going to do? 1724 01:20:32,088 --> 01:20:33,785 Do? 1725 01:20:33,829 --> 01:20:35,961 Well, you're interested, aren't you? 1726 01:20:36,005 --> 01:20:39,008 I know I am, so I assume we're going to fuck. 1727 01:20:39,051 --> 01:20:41,358 Oh, I... don't know about that. 1728 01:20:41,401 --> 01:20:43,926 [faint party din] 1729 01:20:43,969 --> 01:20:45,449 I'm married. 1730 01:20:45,492 --> 01:20:47,625 I'm not prejudiced. 1731 01:20:47,668 --> 01:20:49,235 No, it's not that easy. 1732 01:20:49,279 --> 01:20:51,455 If you're worried about getting involved... 1733 01:20:51,498 --> 01:20:53,457 don't. 1734 01:20:53,500 --> 01:20:54,893 I'm not into that shit. 1735 01:20:59,550 --> 01:21:01,073 You're a married man. 1736 01:21:01,117 --> 01:21:03,249 You've got it all out in the open. 1737 01:21:03,293 --> 01:21:05,861 Well, good for you-- on both counts. 1738 01:21:07,863 --> 01:21:09,603 Can we go to bed now? 1739 01:21:09,647 --> 01:21:14,086 [muffled party din] 1740 01:21:23,966 --> 01:21:25,881 Well, that wasn't so difficult, was it? 1741 01:21:36,630 --> 01:21:38,632 [Marion, voice echoing] I want you to have affairs. 1742 01:21:38,676 --> 01:21:40,373 [echoing faintly] It'll be good for our marriage. 1743 01:21:40,417 --> 01:21:42,288 It'll be good for our marriage. 1744 01:21:42,332 --> 01:21:44,073 I'll still cook your dinner, 1745 01:21:44,116 --> 01:21:45,988 and do your washing and ironing. 1746 01:22:00,002 --> 01:22:03,353 [Chris breathing heavily] 1747 01:22:07,139 --> 01:22:09,794 [watch rattling, Chris grunting] 1748 01:22:16,583 --> 01:22:18,934 It's a little more practical if you're within reach. 1749 01:22:24,940 --> 01:22:26,898 Have you got any Durex? 1750 01:22:26,942 --> 01:22:28,073 I'm not on the pill. 1751 01:22:30,119 --> 01:22:31,685 No... [Chris laughing nervously] 1752 01:22:31,729 --> 01:22:33,426 It's, um... 1753 01:22:33,470 --> 01:22:35,776 not the kind of thing you carry around with you 1754 01:22:35,820 --> 01:22:37,343 when you're married, really. 1755 01:22:37,387 --> 01:22:38,954 [Joanna laughing] You'd be surprised. 1756 01:22:40,303 --> 01:22:42,261 Toni keeps them in the bathroom cabinet, 1757 01:22:42,305 --> 01:22:43,959 just under the sink. 1758 01:22:46,091 --> 01:22:47,397 Right. 1759 01:22:47,440 --> 01:22:53,098 [ambient din] 1760 01:23:08,635 --> 01:23:11,769 [heart beating] 1761 01:23:11,812 --> 01:23:17,818 [monitor beeping] 1762 01:23:17,862 --> 01:23:20,430 Marion! No! 1763 01:23:20,473 --> 01:23:24,651 [Heartbeat, beeping continue] 1764 01:23:24,695 --> 01:23:26,479 I'm sorry! 1765 01:23:26,523 --> 01:23:27,872 No! 1766 01:23:27,915 --> 01:23:30,005 [monitor flatlining] 1767 01:23:30,048 --> 01:23:31,876 [Toni chattering indistinctly] 1768 01:23:31,919 --> 01:23:33,486 [Joanna] Chris? 1769 01:23:35,358 --> 01:23:37,708 -You okay? -[Toni] Good old Joanna. 1770 01:23:38,970 --> 01:23:40,493 Go on, Joanna. 1771 01:23:40,537 --> 01:23:42,930 [Toni chuckles] 1772 01:23:42,974 --> 01:23:45,150 You go for it, man, alright? 1773 01:23:51,852 --> 01:23:54,159 [door creaking and shuts] 1774 01:24:03,342 --> 01:24:05,083 What are you doing? 1775 01:24:06,258 --> 01:24:07,694 I'm going home. 1776 01:24:07,738 --> 01:24:09,348 Why? 1777 01:24:09,392 --> 01:24:11,046 [Chris] Because Toni put you up to this. 1778 01:24:13,135 --> 01:24:14,745 You sleeping with him? 1779 01:24:14,788 --> 01:24:16,442 [Joanna] Sometimes. 1780 01:24:16,486 --> 01:24:18,357 I'm not a whore. 1781 01:24:18,401 --> 01:24:20,925 I decide who I sleep with, not Toni. 1782 01:24:20,968 --> 01:24:22,535 But he suggested it might be a good idea 1783 01:24:22,579 --> 01:24:25,234 provided you didn't find me too repulsive, right? 1784 01:24:25,277 --> 01:24:27,105 He just wanted you to be happy. 1785 01:24:27,149 --> 01:24:29,107 -He really cares about you. -I'm really touched. 1786 01:24:29,151 --> 01:24:30,848 Chris, what difference does it make? 1787 01:24:30,891 --> 01:24:32,589 Whatever Toni did, 1788 01:24:32,632 --> 01:24:34,721 the point is you still wanted to sleep with me. 1789 01:24:34,765 --> 01:24:35,983 I wanted to, but I didn't. 1790 01:24:36,027 --> 01:24:37,681 'Cause you were scared. 1791 01:24:37,724 --> 01:24:39,422 Possibly, yes! 1792 01:24:39,465 --> 01:24:41,772 Isn't that as good a reason as any? 1793 01:24:41,815 --> 01:24:43,687 [door shuts] 1794 01:24:46,690 --> 01:24:48,170 [Amy cooing] 1795 01:24:48,213 --> 01:24:49,823 [birds chirping] 1796 01:24:49,867 --> 01:24:52,261 [Amy cooing] 1797 01:24:58,789 --> 01:25:00,791 [train rumbling] 1798 01:25:00,834 --> 01:25:02,880 [tracks sparking] 1799 01:25:02,923 --> 01:25:06,492 [soft jazzy music] 1800 01:25:06,536 --> 01:25:10,757 ♪ 1801 01:25:10,801 --> 01:25:12,455 [lock clattering] 1802 01:25:12,498 --> 01:25:14,848 ♪ 1803 01:25:14,892 --> 01:25:17,677 [birds chirping] 1804 01:25:17,721 --> 01:25:22,639 ♪ 1805 01:25:22,682 --> 01:25:24,641 -Hi. -Hi. 1806 01:25:24,684 --> 01:25:26,947 [music fades] 1807 01:25:26,991 --> 01:25:30,125 [footsteps approaching] 1808 01:25:32,431 --> 01:25:35,826 [Toni whistling] 1809 01:25:41,701 --> 01:25:43,355 Joanna found this in the spare bedroom. 1810 01:25:43,399 --> 01:25:44,922 Joanna? 1811 01:25:44,965 --> 01:25:46,228 Friend of Kali's? 1812 01:25:48,621 --> 01:25:50,971 Want to watch this husband of yours, Marion. 1813 01:25:51,015 --> 01:25:52,625 Right little raver on the dance floor 1814 01:25:52,669 --> 01:25:54,366 when they put the oldies on. 1815 01:25:54,410 --> 01:25:57,239 It was his wild streak that I married him for. 1816 01:26:09,729 --> 01:26:12,167 [quietly] What the hell are you doing here? 1817 01:26:16,606 --> 01:26:20,436 [birds chirping] 1818 01:26:20,479 --> 01:26:23,221 I know what you did. 1819 01:26:23,265 --> 01:26:24,744 About what? 1820 01:26:24,788 --> 01:26:26,746 That whole bloody little adolescent game with Joanna. 1821 01:26:26,790 --> 01:26:28,487 It wasn't a game. 1822 01:26:28,531 --> 01:26:30,837 I was giving you what you said you wanted, 1823 01:26:30,881 --> 01:26:33,318 helping save you from yourself. 1824 01:26:33,362 --> 01:26:35,233 If you've said anything to Marion.... 1825 01:26:35,277 --> 01:26:37,061 What are you frightened of, Chris? 1826 01:26:37,104 --> 01:26:39,672 Upsetting the whole cozy little middle-class apple cart? 1827 01:26:39,716 --> 01:26:43,502 Losing your perfect wife and your neat little flower bed? 1828 01:26:43,546 --> 01:26:45,025 Have you said anything? 1829 01:26:45,069 --> 01:26:46,810 [Toni] What's happened to you, man? 1830 01:26:46,853 --> 01:26:49,943 You've just given up. 1831 01:26:49,987 --> 01:26:51,597 Down the line. Come on. 1832 01:26:51,641 --> 01:26:53,773 What went wrong? Paris wasn't that long ago. 1833 01:26:53,817 --> 01:26:56,950 It's been nearly bloody ten years since Paris! 1834 01:26:56,994 --> 01:26:58,561 Most of my adult life! 1835 01:26:58,604 --> 01:27:00,345 New definition of the word "adult": 1836 01:27:00,389 --> 01:27:02,217 "Time in which you've sold out." 1837 01:27:02,260 --> 01:27:04,088 A few years of freedom, 1838 01:27:04,131 --> 01:27:06,177 then back to the safe job and the tennis club. 1839 01:27:06,221 --> 01:27:07,657 Yeah, and yet another triumph 1840 01:27:07,700 --> 01:27:09,180 for the bourgeoisie steamroller! 1841 01:27:09,224 --> 01:27:10,834 What are you doing here?! 1842 01:27:10,877 --> 01:27:12,401 What the fuck were you doing with Marion? 1843 01:27:14,011 --> 01:27:18,233 -Why don't you ask her? -[shouting] I'm asking you! 1844 01:27:19,408 --> 01:27:20,583 Well, let's just say Marion 1845 01:27:20,626 --> 01:27:22,672 doesn't share some of your inhibitions. 1846 01:27:22,715 --> 01:27:25,457 [both grunting] 1847 01:27:25,501 --> 01:27:32,508 [fight din] 1848 01:27:32,551 --> 01:27:34,597 [Marion] For Christ's sake, Chris, stop it! 1849 01:27:34,640 --> 01:27:36,163 Stop it, Chris! 1850 01:27:36,207 --> 01:27:38,514 Stop it! Stop it! 1851 01:27:38,557 --> 01:27:40,080 Get off! 1852 01:27:40,124 --> 01:27:43,214 Stop it! Stop it! 1853 01:27:46,565 --> 01:27:50,003 [toy squeaking] 1854 01:27:50,917 --> 01:27:52,745 [door shutting] 1855 01:27:55,095 --> 01:28:02,494 [birds chirping] 1856 01:28:05,280 --> 01:28:07,151 Did you sleep with Toni? 1857 01:28:07,194 --> 01:28:09,022 Is that what he said? 1858 01:28:09,066 --> 01:28:11,851 Not precisely. 1859 01:28:11,895 --> 01:28:13,375 And what do you think? 1860 01:28:13,418 --> 01:28:16,291 I want you to tell me you haven't. 1861 01:28:16,334 --> 01:28:20,033 Does it really matter if I have? 1862 01:28:20,077 --> 01:28:22,340 The way you've been behaving recently I wouldn't have 1863 01:28:22,384 --> 01:28:25,256 -thought you cared. -Of course I care. 1864 01:28:26,039 --> 01:28:28,128 He made a pass at me. 1865 01:28:29,826 --> 01:28:32,394 More than once. 1866 01:28:33,743 --> 01:28:36,223 I turned him down. 1867 01:28:36,267 --> 01:28:39,705 [pensive music] 1868 01:28:39,749 --> 01:28:41,403 [Chris exhales sharply] 1869 01:28:41,446 --> 01:28:48,323 ♪ 1870 01:28:48,366 --> 01:28:51,891 ♪ 1871 01:28:51,935 --> 01:28:54,067 But... 1872 01:28:54,111 --> 01:28:55,634 I nearly said yes. 1873 01:28:55,678 --> 01:28:58,550 ♪ 1874 01:28:58,594 --> 01:29:01,074 Oh, I was tempted. 1875 01:29:01,118 --> 01:29:02,859 He happens to be rather attractive. 1876 01:29:02,902 --> 01:29:04,513 ♪ 1877 01:29:04,556 --> 01:29:06,645 I really don't know what's going through him. 1878 01:29:06,689 --> 01:29:08,343 ♪ 1879 01:29:08,386 --> 01:29:10,519 I don't understand him. 1880 01:29:10,562 --> 01:29:11,868 ♪ 1881 01:29:11,911 --> 01:29:14,349 Oh, Chris... 1882 01:29:14,392 --> 01:29:16,786 you're such an innocent sometimes. 1883 01:29:16,829 --> 01:29:19,484 ♪ 1884 01:29:19,528 --> 01:29:21,268 Don't you see? 1885 01:29:21,312 --> 01:29:22,966 He's jealous of you. 1886 01:29:23,009 --> 01:29:24,533 Jealous? 1887 01:29:24,576 --> 01:29:26,404 ♪ 1888 01:29:26,448 --> 01:29:27,840 Toni's jealous of me? 1889 01:29:27,884 --> 01:29:29,755 Yes. 1890 01:29:29,799 --> 01:29:34,194 ♪ 1891 01:29:34,238 --> 01:29:36,066 And if you can't see why... 1892 01:29:36,109 --> 01:29:37,850 [voice breaking] 1893 01:29:37,894 --> 01:29:44,988 ...then we really have got a problem. 1894 01:29:45,031 --> 01:29:52,561 [train rumbling] 1895 01:29:59,481 --> 01:30:06,052 [footsteps] 1896 01:30:06,096 --> 01:30:10,666 Hello, darling. 1897 01:30:10,709 --> 01:30:12,581 Hello, sweetheart. 1898 01:30:12,624 --> 01:30:15,192 Good girl. 1899 01:30:15,235 --> 01:30:16,889 You alright? 1900 01:30:28,945 --> 01:30:31,817 [water lapping] 1901 01:30:31,861 --> 01:30:35,342 Marion... 1902 01:30:35,386 --> 01:30:36,953 ...you know Toni's party? 1903 01:30:36,996 --> 01:30:38,389 Mm? 1904 01:30:38,433 --> 01:30:40,043 Something happened there. 1905 01:30:40,086 --> 01:30:42,088 There was this girl. 1906 01:30:44,874 --> 01:30:47,398 Well, what's important is she, um... 1907 01:30:47,442 --> 01:30:49,052 tried to get off with me. 1908 01:30:49,095 --> 01:30:50,880 I'm glad I'm not the only person in the world 1909 01:30:50,923 --> 01:30:52,925 who finds you attractive. 1910 01:30:54,274 --> 01:30:56,451 She really tried quite hard. 1911 01:30:57,626 --> 01:31:01,107 I can't say that I blame her. 1912 01:31:01,151 --> 01:31:03,022 Just thought you ought to know. 1913 01:31:04,546 --> 01:31:06,591 -Is this a confession? -No. 1914 01:31:06,635 --> 01:31:08,463 'Course not. 1915 01:31:08,506 --> 01:31:10,639 -You didn't sleep with her? -No. 1916 01:31:12,031 --> 01:31:14,251 I just want to get everything out in the open, 1917 01:31:14,294 --> 01:31:16,949 well, with the circumstances. 1918 01:31:20,475 --> 01:31:25,131 [water lapping & splashing] 1919 01:31:29,309 --> 01:31:31,529 But I was wondering... 1920 01:31:31,573 --> 01:31:33,662 how would you feel if I had? 1921 01:31:33,705 --> 01:31:36,229 Well, I suppose that depends on the circumstances. 1922 01:31:36,273 --> 01:31:37,622 [inhales] 1923 01:31:37,666 --> 01:31:39,929 I expect we'll find out one day. 1924 01:31:39,972 --> 01:31:42,540 [Chris] What? 1925 01:31:42,584 --> 01:31:44,281 Well, you'll probably sleep with someone else 1926 01:31:44,324 --> 01:31:45,543 sooner or later. 1927 01:31:45,587 --> 01:31:47,937 -It's too interesting not to. -No. 1928 01:31:47,980 --> 01:31:49,634 I don't see why. 1929 01:31:51,288 --> 01:31:52,942 I don't think either of us went into this marriage 1930 01:31:52,985 --> 01:31:55,597 with ridiculous expectations, I mean... 1931 01:31:57,250 --> 01:31:59,731 ...I do know what it is to be sexually bored. 1932 01:32:01,124 --> 01:32:03,996 Do you? 1933 01:32:04,040 --> 01:32:05,520 Are you? 1934 01:32:08,610 --> 01:32:10,742 Sometimes... 1935 01:32:10,786 --> 01:32:13,571 but mostly not. 1936 01:32:13,615 --> 01:32:15,225 The thing is, Chris, it-- 1937 01:32:15,268 --> 01:32:16,922 it isn't what you think it is. 1938 01:32:16,966 --> 01:32:18,402 It doesn't prove anything and it doesn't 1939 01:32:18,445 --> 01:32:21,579 -disprove anything. -Yeah. 1940 01:32:21,623 --> 01:32:23,712 Well, you know, it's... 1941 01:32:23,755 --> 01:32:26,671 a hypothetical situation, anyway, so... 1942 01:32:28,412 --> 01:32:30,675 Well, not entirely, I-- 1943 01:32:31,894 --> 01:32:36,072 Since we're discussing it, I might as well tell you that 1944 01:32:36,115 --> 01:32:40,032 yes, I have been unfaithful to you once. 1945 01:32:40,076 --> 01:32:42,905 And yes, it was only the once. 1946 01:32:42,948 --> 01:32:44,384 And no, 1947 01:32:44,428 --> 01:32:47,866 I haven't been tempted to since. 1948 01:32:47,910 --> 01:32:50,390 And I don't think I will be now. 1949 01:32:55,439 --> 01:32:56,614 [door clicks open] 1950 01:32:58,355 --> 01:33:00,096 [door shuts] 1951 01:33:00,139 --> 01:33:04,579 Fuck! 1952 01:33:04,622 --> 01:33:09,018 [Marion and Chris panting passionately] 1953 01:33:13,370 --> 01:33:17,113 [both moaning] 1954 01:33:17,156 --> 01:33:21,900 [Chris exhaling deeply] 1955 01:33:21,944 --> 01:33:24,120 [both moaning] 1956 01:33:24,163 --> 01:33:29,604 [Chris panting] 1957 01:33:38,047 --> 01:33:40,919 [both laughing] 1958 01:33:40,963 --> 01:33:42,399 Was that better? 1959 01:33:42,442 --> 01:33:44,444 Better than what? 1960 01:33:44,488 --> 01:33:46,185 You did sleep with her, didn't you? 1961 01:33:46,229 --> 01:33:47,839 That girl at Toni's party? 1962 01:33:47,883 --> 01:33:49,362 I told you. 1963 01:33:52,583 --> 01:33:55,630 Well, she was alright, I suppose. 1964 01:33:57,936 --> 01:34:00,547 But who wants fast food when you can eat at the Ritz? 1965 01:34:08,730 --> 01:34:12,298 [Marion moaning softly] 1966 01:34:12,342 --> 01:34:14,910 [birds chirping] 1967 01:34:14,953 --> 01:34:18,130 Listen, I just came to say good-bye. 1968 01:34:18,174 --> 01:34:19,523 -Yeah. -Yeah, 1969 01:34:19,566 --> 01:34:21,133 back to the States, I think. 1970 01:34:21,177 --> 01:34:23,309 What are you going to do? 1971 01:34:23,353 --> 01:34:24,659 I don't know, 1972 01:34:24,702 --> 01:34:26,530 maybe some screenwriting. 1973 01:34:26,573 --> 01:34:28,010 Kali's people are in the film game. 1974 01:34:28,053 --> 01:34:29,489 I might, you know... 1975 01:34:29,533 --> 01:34:31,143 Going to stay at their place in Malibu. 1976 01:34:31,187 --> 01:34:32,667 It's lovely, yeah. 1977 01:34:32,710 --> 01:34:34,103 So, when you coming back? 1978 01:34:34,146 --> 01:34:36,366 Oh, I don't know. I'm leaving it open-ended. 1979 01:34:36,409 --> 01:34:39,369 Listen, Chris... 1980 01:34:39,412 --> 01:34:42,285 ...why don't you come? 1981 01:34:42,328 --> 01:34:44,940 [Chris chuckling] 1982 01:34:44,983 --> 01:34:46,506 You're serious? 1983 01:34:46,550 --> 01:34:49,248 Yeah, of course I'm bloody serious. 1984 01:34:49,292 --> 01:34:51,033 Why don't you just let it all go, huh? 1985 01:34:51,076 --> 01:34:52,861 I mean, come on. 1986 01:34:52,904 --> 01:34:55,733 Doesn't your heart just sink at the thought of it all? 1987 01:34:55,777 --> 01:34:56,778 Knowing what, you're going to spend 1988 01:34:56,821 --> 01:34:58,736 the rest of your life here? 1989 01:34:58,780 --> 01:35:01,826 Knowing how every day is going to begin and end 1990 01:35:01,870 --> 01:35:04,046 day after monotonous day until what? 1991 01:35:04,089 --> 01:35:05,656 You keel over with a heart attack 1992 01:35:05,700 --> 01:35:07,179 well before your time? 1993 01:35:07,223 --> 01:35:09,834 The thing you don't understand, Toni. 1994 01:35:09,878 --> 01:35:12,707 The thing I didn't understand... 1995 01:35:12,750 --> 01:35:16,232 is that I like it here. 1996 01:35:16,275 --> 01:35:18,930 I like my life. 1997 01:35:18,974 --> 01:35:20,366 I'm content. 1998 01:35:20,410 --> 01:35:23,108 [outdoor ambience] 1999 01:35:23,152 --> 01:35:27,634 [wistful music] 2000 01:35:27,678 --> 01:35:32,030 ♪ 2001 01:35:32,074 --> 01:35:34,032 [owl hooting] 2002 01:35:34,076 --> 01:35:41,039 ♪ 2003 01:35:41,083 --> 01:35:47,654 ♪ 2004 01:35:47,698 --> 01:35:52,181 ♪ 2005 01:35:52,224 --> 01:35:57,012 [sultry jazz music] 2006 01:35:57,055 --> 01:36:03,627 ♪ 2007 01:36:03,670 --> 01:36:10,155 ♪ 2008 01:36:10,199 --> 01:36:14,594 ♪ 2009 01:36:14,638 --> 01:36:18,773 [music fades] 2010 01:36:18,816 --> 01:36:23,255 [tender jazzy music] 2011 01:36:23,299 --> 01:36:29,479 ♪ 2012 01:36:29,522 --> 01:36:31,829 -Making lists again? -Yeah. 2013 01:36:31,873 --> 01:36:33,613 ♪ 2014 01:36:33,657 --> 01:36:35,572 What about "happy"? 2015 01:36:35,615 --> 01:36:36,834 What about it? 2016 01:36:36,878 --> 01:36:38,488 ♪ 2017 01:36:38,531 --> 01:36:40,185 When you're drawing up your lists, 2018 01:36:40,229 --> 01:36:42,361 what do you put in the column next to "happy"? 2019 01:36:42,405 --> 01:36:45,451 "Happy: 2020 01:36:45,495 --> 01:36:47,453 If not now... 2021 01:36:47,497 --> 01:36:49,238 never." 2022 01:36:49,281 --> 01:36:52,284 ["Metroland" by Mark Knopfler] 2023 01:36:52,328 --> 01:36:59,117 ♪ 2024 01:36:59,161 --> 01:37:03,034 ♪ 2025 01:37:03,078 --> 01:37:06,168 ♪ Yearning, we were yearning 2026 01:37:06,211 --> 01:37:09,780 ♪ Green light blinding on the rail ♪ 2027 01:37:09,824 --> 01:37:13,218 ♪ Burning, we were burning 2028 01:37:13,262 --> 01:37:16,656 ♪ And the line unwinding to the Holy Grail ♪ 2029 01:37:16,700 --> 01:37:20,399 ♪ To the future gleaming on a blue horizon ♪ 2030 01:37:20,443 --> 01:37:24,577 ♪ And a golden girl on golden sand ♪ 2031 01:37:24,621 --> 01:37:27,537 ♪ Dreaming, fantasizing 2032 01:37:27,580 --> 01:37:30,801 ♪ In another world from Metroland ♪ 2033 01:37:30,845 --> 01:37:36,415 ♪ 2034 01:37:36,459 --> 01:37:40,289 ♪ I've danced in rain, and I've been Django ♪ 2035 01:37:40,332 --> 01:37:43,988 ♪ And I've got laid, I've been a rollin' stone ♪ 2036 01:37:44,032 --> 01:37:47,600 ♪ I've been Verlaine, and I've been Rimbaud ♪ 2037 01:37:47,644 --> 01:37:50,908 ♪ Not afraid to walk alone 2038 01:37:50,952 --> 01:37:54,564 ♪ And now I take my midnight ramble ♪ 2039 01:37:54,607 --> 01:37:58,394 ♪ Do I fold or play what's in my hand? ♪ 2040 01:37:58,437 --> 01:38:01,745 ♪ Oh, what's at stake, and what's the gamble? ♪ 2041 01:38:01,788 --> 01:38:05,314 ♪ Do I stay in Metroland? 2042 01:38:05,357 --> 01:38:12,234 ♪ 2043 01:38:12,277 --> 01:38:19,241 ♪ 2044 01:38:19,284 --> 01:38:26,161 ♪ 2045 01:38:26,204 --> 01:38:33,037 ♪ 2046 01:38:33,081 --> 01:38:39,957 ♪ 2047 01:38:40,001 --> 01:38:46,398 ♪ 2048 01:38:46,442 --> 01:38:52,839 ♪ 2049 01:38:52,883 --> 01:38:56,104 ♪ Dreams, yesterday's laughter ♪ 2050 01:38:56,147 --> 01:39:00,151 ♪ Ghosts and lovers come back to play ♪ 2051 01:39:00,195 --> 01:39:03,067 ♪ But dreams have a morning after ♪ 2052 01:39:03,111 --> 01:39:06,679 ♪ And run for cover in the light of day ♪ 2053 01:39:06,723 --> 01:39:10,509 ♪ I got something real, worth holding on to ♪ 2054 01:39:10,553 --> 01:39:13,991 ♪ I can belong to and understand ♪ 2055 01:39:14,035 --> 01:39:17,516 ♪ I've made my deal, I will go on to ♪ 2056 01:39:17,560 --> 01:39:20,867 ♪ Make my peace with Metroland ♪ 2057 01:39:20,911 --> 01:39:22,782 ♪ 2058 01:39:22,826 --> 01:39:24,523 ♪ With Metroland 2059 01:39:24,567 --> 01:39:28,484 ♪ 2060 01:39:28,527 --> 01:39:33,532 ♪ 2061 01:39:33,576 --> 01:39:35,534 ♪ Metroland 2062 01:39:35,578 --> 01:39:37,362 ♪ 2063 01:39:37,406 --> 01:39:39,321 ♪ Oh, Metroland 2064 01:39:39,364 --> 01:39:41,018 ♪ 2065 01:39:41,062 --> 01:39:42,498 ♪ In Metroland 2066 01:39:42,541 --> 01:39:49,200 ♪ 2067 01:39:49,244 --> 01:39:55,554 ♪ 2068 01:39:55,598 --> 01:40:02,431 ♪ 2069 01:40:02,474 --> 01:40:09,264 ♪ 2070 01:40:09,307 --> 01:40:16,053 ♪ 2071 01:40:16,097 --> 01:40:22,886 ♪ 2072 01:40:22,929 --> 01:40:29,458 ♪ 2073 01:40:29,501 --> 01:40:36,465 ♪ 2074 01:40:36,508 --> 01:40:43,646 ♪ 2075 01:40:43,689 --> 01:40:50,305 ♪ 2076 01:40:50,348 --> 01:40:57,312 ♪ 2077 01:40:57,355 --> 01:41:01,838 ♪ 127049