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All right, let's go
clean you off.
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Sorry someone's a grouchy mess.
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Oh, that's okay, it's like
their father's still here.
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So, how's school?
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Can we please talk
about anything else?
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Any boys on the horizon?
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Maybe you should ask her.
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What's that mean?
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Nothing.
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Oh, Mom,
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you know every time you lie,
an angel dies.
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Tell me.
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My mother is trying to set me up
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with a widower
from her bowling league.
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Way to bury the lede.
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I am not doing it.
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Why? It'd be so good for you
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to get out of the house
on a Friday night,
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maybe between 6:00 and 10:00.
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Hmm.
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It might be fun.
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What might be fun?
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Connie is trying to set up
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your mom with a guy.
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What?
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Dad just died.
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Over a year ago.
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Well, it's too soon,
she's not ready.
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Please don't tell me
when I'm ready.
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I'm ready for you to be ready.
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Can we please talk
about anything else?
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See, you're making
her uncomfortable.
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She can say
when she's uncomfortable.
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I'm uncomfortable.
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-She deserves to have a life.
-Agreed.
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Well, so go have a life.
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Read a book, get a cat,
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get a monkey,
open a petting zoo.
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Maybe she would like
some male companionship.
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She's got Jesus,
her dance card's full.
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I can't believe you.
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What?
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I'm okay if she dates,
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you know, after enough time.
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Well, what's enough time?
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I think the rule of thumb is
half the length of the marriage.
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The rule of thumb?
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Hey, pick whatever finger
you want, it's the rule.
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So if you died, I'd have
to wait, what, one year?
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Oh, way longer.
You'll be devastated.
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Yeah, like you'd wait that long.
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Longer.
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You've ruined me
for all other women.
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Oh, shut up.
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I'm serious.
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You older gals
are great teachers.
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Okay, now you really need
to shut up.
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I just think
she deserves to be happy.
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She's plenty happy.
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What's going on?
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If Mr. McAllister died,
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would you start dating someone?
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I don't know,
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maybe if he looked
like Tom Selleck.
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She's got a type.
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You think
you look like Tom Selleck?
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We both have a mustache.
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Fine, my mom
can date Tom Selleck.
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Like his mother
could get Tom Selleck.
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-I'm going to Sarah's.
-Oh,
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well, I thought maybe
we'd do something together.
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Why?
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Because I enjoy
spending time with you.
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Why?
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It wouldn't kill you
to hang out with your mother.
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We don't know that.
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Never mind.
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If you're lonely,
why not call Meemaw's guy?
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I don't want
to call Meemaw's guy.
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So, what, you're just gonna
grow old and die alone?
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I'm sure California will send
Sheldon back at some point.
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I just want you to know that
if you do decide to date again,
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I really am okay with it.
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Thank you.
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Just to be safe,
should we have the talk?
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Get out of here.
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When a boy and a girl
care about each other,
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there's a special hug.
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Go!
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And that boy and girl
better be married!
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I was thinking about us dying.
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Oh.
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Talk dirty to me, Daddy.
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I'm serious.
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What if both of us
suddenly drop dead?
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We made all that money
selling the store,
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we don't even have a will.
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Probably time to make one.
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What are you thinking?
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Oh, it's not complicated,
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just give it to the kids 50-50.
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Oh, come on, be smart.
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What?
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You think Connor's capable
of handling that kind of money?
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Same kid that bought
an antique foghorn?
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So we give it to Amanda and
make her responsible for Connor.
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So Mandy buys
a thousand pairs of shoes
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and Connor gets nothing?
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Maybe we just
revisit this in a year or two.
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Yeah, that sounds right.
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You're gonna hate this,
but the most responsible
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of all of 'em is Georgie.
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You're right, I hate it.
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Sorry.
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You must be Mary.
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You must be Joseph.
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All we need's a manger, huh?
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Well, there you go.
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And your mom said
you had no sense of humor.
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Oh.
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Hello.
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Oh, hi. Come on in.
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Just brought by some more
of CeeCee's old clothes.
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Oh, thank you.
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I know I've said it before...
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I'm good with babies right now.
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Well, I said that,
and then I had twins.
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Twins.
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Ooh, nice flowers.
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Uh, y-yes.
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Um, thank you.
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What's the card?
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Oh, uh, no, nothing.
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Nothing.
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Oh, my God,
you went on that date.
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Do not take
the Lord's name in vain.
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Holy moly,
you went on that date.
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It was not a date,
it was a cup of coffee.
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Oh, then he sent you flowers?
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He's a gentleman.
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So, when's the second date?
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None of your beeswax.
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Come on, I think it's great.
I'm happy for you.
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You cannot tell Georgie.
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I will take it to the grave.
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Or the wedding,
if things go well.
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There is no wedding.
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He is just a nice man
who's a... nice man.
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Hmm. How nice we talking?
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Are we done here?
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Hey, maybe you'll need
those baby clothes.
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Okay, we're done.
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You've become
the $100,000 champion.
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Congratulations to you.
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Wow.
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Let's bring all
of our contestants out...
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That's a big chunk
of change, huh?
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I would buy
a giant Wurlitzer organ
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and open my own
silent movie theater.
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What about you, Georgie?
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What would you do
with that kind of money?
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No brainer.
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Put half away
for CeeCee's college tuition
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and the other half
in stocks and bonds.
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Boring!
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Hey.
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Hey, where were you?
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Dropped some of CeeCee's
old clothes off at the church.
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-Oh, did you see my mom?
-Yep.
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-How's she doing?
-Good.
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Really good.
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"Really good"?
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Well, normal good. Good enough.
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What's going on here?
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Oh, we were just talking about
what a person might do
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with a giant windfall of cash.
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Oh, three words:
Rodeo Drive, baby.
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Shut up.
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Who you calling?
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-My mom.
-Why?
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Just checking in.
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I told you she's good.
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Hey, Missy.
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What do you want?
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-Is Mom there?
-Uh, no.
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-Where is she?
-Hang on.
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Quiet!
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Are you having a party?
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Just a couple friends.
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So where's Mom?
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She's on a date.
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What? No, she said
she wasn't ready.
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No, you said she wasn't ready.
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I got to go.
Something's on fire.
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Missy! Missy!
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You are not gonna believe this.
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My mom's out on a date.
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No.
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What kind of person
takes out a dead man's wife?
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You should try
being happy for her.
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This could be really good.
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Oh, really good?
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Is this why
she was "really good"
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when you saw her at the church?
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Look, she was adamant
about not telling you,
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and you know how she gets
when she's adamant.
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It's scary stuff.
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What do we even know
about this guy?
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Just that he's nice
and he sent her flowers.
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What, so this ain't even
their first date?
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Maybe, I, I don't know.
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You know, it's really
none of my beeswax.
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Why do I even bother
talking to you?
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I agree.
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Oh, hi.
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Don't "hi" me.
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Excuse me?
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I thought we agreed
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you weren't ready.
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Mandy told you?
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No, Missy told me,
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but Mandy told me
you told her not to tell me.
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Get out of my chair.
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Not that it is any
of your business, but...
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I enjoy spending time with him.
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What about Dad?
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Your dad
would want me to be happy.
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Oh, no, he wouldn't.
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Georgie, I love you dearly,
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but I'm about to lose my temper.
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Oh, pretty cranky.
You stay out late?
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On the count of three.
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Missy had a party while
you were out gallivanting.
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I know.
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One.
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What are you gonna do, spank me?
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Two.
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I'm a grown man.
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Three!
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This ain't over!
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Just the man I want to see.
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Oh, hello.
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Is there anything in the Bible
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that says how long
a wife should wait to move on
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after her husband dies?
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Oh, my goodness, Georgie,
is your health okay?
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This ain't about me.
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I mean,
I am constipated here and there,
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but nothing fatal.
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Okay, and actually the Bible
does speak to this.
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Here we go.
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First Corinthians, uh, 7:39.
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"A wife is bound to her husband
for as long as he lives."
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Love it.
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"But if her husband dies,
she is free
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to be married
to whom she wishes."
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What else you got?
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Well, uh, let's see.
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Ooh.
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Let's try this one.
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First Timothy 5:14.
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"So I would have younger widows
marry, bear children..."
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Children? Next.
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I get the sense you're looking
for some alternate guidance.
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No fooling you. Keep going.
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Okay. Well, uh... how's this?
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"To the widows
and the unmarried, I say
268
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that it is good for them
to stay unmarried as I do."
269
00:11:18,112 --> 00:11:20,592
-Mm-hmm.
-"But if they cannot control themselves,
270
00:11:20,723 --> 00:11:22,725
"they should marry,
for it is better to marry
271
00:11:22,856 --> 00:11:24,640
than to burn with passion."
272
00:11:24,771 --> 00:11:26,381
Oh, you're killing me.
273
00:11:27,730 --> 00:11:29,253
What about other religions?
274
00:11:29,384 --> 00:11:31,734
Well, in the Jewish tradition,
275
00:11:31,865 --> 00:11:35,259
excessive mourning of a spouse
is considered critical of God.
276
00:11:35,390 --> 00:11:37,174
Thanks for nothing.
277
00:11:37,305 --> 00:11:38,959
My door is always open.
278
00:11:39,089 --> 00:11:40,395
Yeah.
279
00:11:40,525 --> 00:11:42,136
It shouldn't be, but it is.
280
00:11:47,141 --> 00:11:49,143
Lord, I don't know what to do.
281
00:11:49,273 --> 00:11:51,232
Maybe it is too soon.
282
00:11:51,362 --> 00:11:53,321
It certainly is for Georgie.
283
00:11:53,451 --> 00:11:55,236
He's real upset,
284
00:11:55,366 --> 00:11:57,455
and I don't want
to make things harder for him.
285
00:11:59,849 --> 00:12:03,287
But why should I feel guilty
for having a little fun?
286
00:12:03,418 --> 00:12:06,029
I can't stay in this house
and be sad all the time.
287
00:12:06,160 --> 00:12:08,162
I don't think
George would want that.
288
00:12:11,121 --> 00:12:13,471
If you see him up there,
289
00:12:13,602 --> 00:12:17,519
please tell him
I think about him every day
290
00:12:17,649 --> 00:12:19,347
and I'll miss him forever.
291
00:12:20,652 --> 00:12:22,393
Amen.
292
00:12:23,438 --> 00:12:28,008
Oh, um, let him know the Cowboys
are looking real good this year.
293
00:12:35,493 --> 00:12:36,847
Here you go, Jorge.
Thanks for supporting
294
00:12:36,930 --> 00:12:39,106
the only Latino-owned
tire shop in Medford.
295
00:12:39,236 --> 00:12:40,934
Who's McAllister?
296
00:12:41,064 --> 00:12:44,154
Oh, it's pronounced
"Mac-ay-eester."
297
00:12:44,285 --> 00:12:45,677
Goes back
to your ancient Aztecs.
298
00:12:45,808 --> 00:12:47,418
Cool.
299
00:12:47,549 --> 00:12:49,725
-Hey, Missy.
-Where's Georgie?
300
00:12:49,856 --> 00:12:51,470
Out on a tow.
Sh-Shouldn't you be in school?
301
00:12:51,553 --> 00:12:53,511
Yep. When's he gonna be back?
302
00:12:54,338 --> 00:12:55,996
I don't know, you want me
to give him a message?
303
00:12:56,079 --> 00:12:58,821
Yeah, tell him he needs to stay
out of our mom's love life,
304
00:12:58,952 --> 00:13:00,131
and if he's got
a problem with that,
305
00:13:00,214 --> 00:13:01,737
then he's got a problem with me.
306
00:13:01,868 --> 00:13:03,739
I would love to tell him that.
307
00:13:09,484 --> 00:13:10,572
How's it going?
308
00:13:10,702 --> 00:13:12,095
Good. Your sister dropped by.
309
00:13:12,226 --> 00:13:14,054
Really? What'd she want?
310
00:13:14,184 --> 00:13:16,104
Your mother's love life
is none of your business,
311
00:13:16,230 --> 00:13:18,149
and if you got a problem with
that, you got a problem with me!
312
00:13:18,232 --> 00:13:21,322
And to be clear, "me" is Missy.
313
00:13:21,452 --> 00:13:22,584
I got it.
314
00:13:22,714 --> 00:13:24,020
I'm not done.
315
00:13:24,151 --> 00:13:26,718
What kind of son
makes his mother feel bad
316
00:13:26,849 --> 00:13:28,463
for trying to find a little
happiness in the world?
317
00:13:28,546 --> 00:13:30,070
A bad son, that's what kind.
318
00:13:34,248 --> 00:13:35,858
How's it going at the garage?
319
00:13:35,989 --> 00:13:37,077
Great.
320
00:13:37,207 --> 00:13:39,557
Cool.
321
00:13:39,688 --> 00:13:41,646
You renew the bus contract
with the school board?
322
00:13:41,777 --> 00:13:42,996
Yep.
323
00:13:44,171 --> 00:13:46,738
I tried. I'm out.
324
00:13:46,869 --> 00:13:48,610
Just tell them, Georgie.
325
00:13:48,740 --> 00:13:51,047
-Can we please leave it alone?
-Tell them.
326
00:13:51,178 --> 00:13:54,703
My mom's decided
to replace my dad.
327
00:13:55,878 --> 00:13:56,792
That's not what's happening.
328
00:13:56,923 --> 00:13:58,228
Well, that's what it feels like.
329
00:13:58,359 --> 00:14:01,318
She went to dinner
with a nice man, that's it.
330
00:14:01,449 --> 00:14:02,885
You and me went
to dinner once, too.
331
00:14:03,016 --> 00:14:04,365
Boom, pregnant.
332
00:14:04,495 --> 00:14:05,932
You're being ridiculous.
333
00:14:06,062 --> 00:14:07,324
It's only been a year.
334
00:14:07,455 --> 00:14:08,455
A year and a half.
335
00:14:08,543 --> 00:14:10,110
Can I say something?
336
00:14:10,240 --> 00:14:12,460
Really? You want to walk
into this minefield?
337
00:14:13,940 --> 00:14:16,029
Your mother will never forget
338
00:14:16,159 --> 00:14:18,640
or stop loving your father.
339
00:14:18,770 --> 00:14:20,120
And I think
it's very brave of her
340
00:14:20,250 --> 00:14:21,948
to try and live a full life.
341
00:14:24,472 --> 00:14:26,474
That went better than I thought.
342
00:14:27,605 --> 00:14:28,737
It just hurts.
343
00:14:28,868 --> 00:14:30,043
I get it.
344
00:14:30,173 --> 00:14:32,393
Do you?
Your dad's sitting right here.
345
00:14:33,394 --> 00:14:35,744
Well, not for long. Look how
much butter's on that potato.
346
00:14:37,354 --> 00:14:39,748
Don't give me more reasons
to take you out of the will.
347
00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:41,837
Excuse me.
348
00:14:45,623 --> 00:14:46,973
If Mandy's out of the will,
349
00:14:47,103 --> 00:14:48,757
does that mean I get everything?
350
00:14:50,802 --> 00:14:52,848
It's a yes or no question.
351
00:15:04,033 --> 00:15:05,774
You want to talk about it?
352
00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:07,602
Not really.
353
00:15:07,732 --> 00:15:09,038
Georgie.
354
00:15:09,169 --> 00:15:10,605
What's to talk about?
355
00:15:10,735 --> 00:15:12,389
I'm wrong,
I should just move on.
356
00:15:12,520 --> 00:15:14,826
No. I mean,
there's no wrong here.
357
00:15:14,957 --> 00:15:16,480
You feel what you feel.
358
00:15:16,611 --> 00:15:18,700
But that also means
359
00:15:18,830 --> 00:15:20,270
your mom gets to feel
what she feels.
360
00:15:23,835 --> 00:15:25,620
I'm telling you right now,
361
00:15:25,750 --> 00:15:27,361
I will never call
this man "Dad."
362
00:15:28,579 --> 00:15:30,494
Okay, you need to slow down.
363
00:15:30,625 --> 00:15:32,370
I mean it, I ain't
walking her down the aisle.
364
00:15:32,453 --> 00:15:33,584
Oh, my God.
365
00:15:33,715 --> 00:15:34,890
Let Sheldon do it.
366
00:15:35,021 --> 00:15:36,239
You're acting crazy, okay?
367
00:15:36,370 --> 00:15:37,675
She just went on a date.
368
00:15:37,806 --> 00:15:40,722
I know my mother.
She doesn't date, she commits.
369
00:15:40,852 --> 00:15:42,119
Okay, well, what about this guy?
370
00:15:42,202 --> 00:15:43,990
I mean, how do we know
if he's ready for that?
371
00:15:44,073 --> 00:15:45,296
She's beautiful
and she can cook.
372
00:15:45,379 --> 00:15:46,946
He ain't going nowhere.
373
00:15:48,295 --> 00:15:49,387
I mean, what do you even
know about this guy?
374
00:15:49,470 --> 00:15:50,862
Does he even have a job?
375
00:15:50,993 --> 00:15:52,168
I don't know.
376
00:15:52,299 --> 00:15:53,387
Kids?
377
00:15:53,517 --> 00:15:55,345
No idea.
378
00:15:55,476 --> 00:15:57,304
Well, how long
since his wife died?
379
00:15:57,434 --> 00:15:59,219
Okay, okay,
I get where you're going.
380
00:15:59,349 --> 00:16:00,829
Do you?
381
00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:02,657
Yeah, I need
to hire a private detective
382
00:16:02,787 --> 00:16:05,399
and find out everything
I can about this creep.
383
00:16:08,315 --> 00:16:09,838
Oh, that's good.
384
00:16:12,014 --> 00:16:13,929
I'm surprised your mom
never got you out there.
385
00:16:14,060 --> 00:16:15,365
Oh, she never asked.
386
00:16:15,496 --> 00:16:17,846
Sorry I brought it up.
387
00:16:19,413 --> 00:16:22,416
You... you have
some crumbs in your mustache.
388
00:16:22,546 --> 00:16:24,809
Oh, dang it.
Been thinking of shaving it.
389
00:16:24,940 --> 00:16:25,854
Oh, don't.
390
00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:27,025
You look like Tom Selleck.
391
00:16:35,211 --> 00:16:36,952
I was thinking about our will.
392
00:16:38,345 --> 00:16:40,129
I have a new plan
I'd like to propose.
393
00:16:40,260 --> 00:16:42,175
I'm listening.
394
00:16:42,305 --> 00:16:45,439
We blow it all on ourselves
before we die.
395
00:16:46,614 --> 00:16:48,703
And leave nothing for the kids?
396
00:16:48,833 --> 00:16:50,270
Not a penny.
397
00:16:51,662 --> 00:16:53,273
What would we spend it on?
398
00:16:53,403 --> 00:16:54,796
I don't know.
399
00:16:56,363 --> 00:16:58,713
I've always wanted
a monster truck.
400
00:16:58,843 --> 00:17:00,584
A monster truck?
401
00:17:00,715 --> 00:17:02,543
It's a regular truck
but monstrous.
402
00:17:03,892 --> 00:17:05,937
What about you?
What would you like?
403
00:17:06,068 --> 00:17:08,592
One of those cruises
that go around the world.
404
00:17:08,723 --> 00:17:11,334
Ah, the monster truck
of the sea.
405
00:17:12,379 --> 00:17:14,207
What else?
406
00:17:14,337 --> 00:17:16,644
I'd like to meet the pope.
407
00:17:16,774 --> 00:17:18,167
You can buy that?
408
00:17:18,298 --> 00:17:19,908
It's the Catholic Church.
409
00:17:20,039 --> 00:17:21,736
Of course you can buy it.
410
00:17:23,607 --> 00:17:24,652
Your turn.
411
00:17:26,219 --> 00:17:27,655
Well, you know,
I've always dreamed
412
00:17:27,785 --> 00:17:29,222
of winning the Kentucky Derby.
413
00:17:29,352 --> 00:17:31,050
Oh.
414
00:17:31,180 --> 00:17:33,835
Aren't you a little big
to be a jockey?
415
00:17:33,965 --> 00:17:36,403
I'm not gonna ride the horse,
I'm gonna own it.
416
00:17:36,533 --> 00:17:37,795
All right.
417
00:17:37,926 --> 00:17:39,449
Ooh, if we're going
to the Derby,
418
00:17:39,580 --> 00:17:42,626
I'm gonna have to get me
one of those big fancy hats.
419
00:17:42,757 --> 00:17:45,281
Oh, get me one, too.
I burn easy.
420
00:17:50,460 --> 00:17:51,722
Are we being selfish,
421
00:17:51,853 --> 00:17:53,942
not leaving anything
for the kids?
422
00:17:55,683 --> 00:17:57,337
Feels good, don't it?
423
00:17:58,425 --> 00:18:00,253
It does.
424
00:18:01,471 --> 00:18:03,517
I'll be right back.
425
00:18:03,647 --> 00:18:04,909
Where are you going?
426
00:18:05,040 --> 00:18:07,303
To tell them
they're on their own.
427
00:18:07,434 --> 00:18:09,000
I want to come.
428
00:18:09,131 --> 00:18:11,171
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