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Look at these pitiful humans.

So easy in this digital age to create a
room for my souls.

They come and chat and reveal their most
inner secrets.

And all I have to do is collect.

One by one, I will take them like a
Thanksgiving banquet.

Well, let's start with a taster before
we move on to the mains.

Jeff is just in it for her money.

Now this is a tasty main course.

Mummy, are you dead?

Are you?

Maybe she's waiting for him.

Hey, Annie. I, um... I thought I'd send
you a video message rather than...

I'll text you because I know you're
driving right now.

I've just got to mum's house now.

I've brought my suit for the funeral to
America. I've got everything I need.

I haven't been here in a while.

I will see you at 5 o 'clock. It's 3 o
'clock now.

So, yeah, I hope your drive's going
okay.

See you in a bit.

Hey Annie, I'm just checking in.

It's almost 5 o 'clock and I've not
heard from you yet, so...

I just wanted to check you're okay
because it's after five now.

Please do text me because I want to.

I just hope you're okay.

Some say when you're intoxicated, we see
double.

Well, Ruth is about to notice she is not
the only one living inside herself.

Yummy. Watch out.

Someone's looking at you.

You only wake up and you're still
pissed.

That's me right now.

Pissed and a little bit on all of us.
Well, you can feel it both.

But I actually had a really good night.

My head is hurting, though.

But what else are we meant to do in this
situation that we're all in?

Got to have a bit of fun and...

My roommates, housemates, friends, mates
are

in the biggest mood possible with me
today for trying to have a little bit of

fun and actually lighten myself and
lighten my mood up.

And I honestly don't care because if I
want to put a little bit of music on

and dance and have a few glasses of
wine, what's the issue with that?

You know?

But right now, seeing as they've
buggered off out to food shopping, not

asked me if I want any food.

No, no, because it's Everyone Hate Roof
Day today, in case you didn't know.

I'm going to jump in the shower, put
some more music on and enjoy myself.

Now, I'm all thought a party by myself,
but I am getting sick of it.

Absolutely sick of it.

i'm fed up of living with absolute
boring twats who just have a go at me

wanting to have a drink so if any of you
out there want to have a virtual party

with me let's facetime let's make this
happen drop me a dm

try not to laugh this is my new pad this
is where i am going to be

living now yep you heard it they've
kicked me out i wasn't joking when they

i want my last warning and even though i
don't think i've personally done it

wrong they do um so yeah i'm here now

they are going to put me a bed in there
and obviously clean all storage out with

it but yeah And obviously there's
nothing I can do about it because I

exactly go back to my parents' house
yet.

So I've just got to hold it out.

I've literally been trying to sleep for
I don't know how many hours.

They're still... They're still at it.

I feel like an absolute mug.

Well, I'm stuck in here. They're all
having a little gathering.

I think I'm some sort of pushover.

Did you hear him?

Fuck off.

It's me.

I am sick of it now. They have literally
had me up for hours.

Laughing, joking. I'm sure they're doing
it louder just to piss me off.

Do they think I'm locked in this garage?
I can't come out.

I am going to go up here and have a
fucking visit. That's what I'm going to

Go see what's going on there.

me act like you are sally is one of
those

courses that gets stuck in your teeth
irritating you have to keep prodding it

with a stick to jar it loose but it's
still very sweet just like

her little friend the bear hi uh god wow
what a journey

man it's just been crazy um

I've been on such a long flight and I'm
just getting back to my parents house

now. So I'm really excited about to go
and see everyone.

Just such a stunning view up here.

So beautiful.

Hey guys. Hey.

So I've just gotten back to my parents
house and I'm just about to go into my

old room. I just want to drag the bag in
with me.

so weird okay so many mirrors that's so
fun

hi oh wow this is so

weird being back yeah there's some some
things on my shelf that are like really

old oh mom nice nice ah

yep these bad boys

I remember using these all the time when
I was younger. That's so funny. I'm

just going to put them on.

Let's put half with one hand. Talking to
you guys.

There we go. How's that?

Is that beautiful?

Yeah, these are pretty fun. They're a
little bit crooked.

Still good though. Still good.

Still good.

Oh my god.

Ugh.

She's put that creepy bear back in my
room.

Why?

Mum's put, like, a bunch of my old toys.

And, um... There's, like, this creepy
bear that

I had when I was a kid, and she's put
it, like, back on my top shelf. Like,

at that. It's so weird.

Look at him.

How?

Ah!

Why'd you do that?

Honestly.

So, um... I'm just in my room, but I've
just, like...

I thought I heard something, so I'm just
working out.

Man, their beer is just so creepy.

I think I'm just going to throw up.

So weird.

I really hope you guys don't need a
creepy beer at home.

I'm just going to gather it up.

Sleep.

Now that it's all covered up.

And we'll see you guys next time.

Hi. I'm just waking up in New Zealand.

Got my coffee.

And I'm just going out.

on the deck, the balcony, the veranda,
to see this beautiful view.

You can hear the birds in the
background.

It's such a crazy journey, it's so nice
to wake up here.

It's so weird. The beer is just over
there. Like, honestly, this is weird.

I don't think anyone's home.

What the hell?

It's so creepy.

It's so weird.

Oh my god.

I'm just gonna keep...

So I'm just going to take you to my old
library.

Just a second.

This is so weird. It's kind of like
going for a trip down memory lane

there are so many books here that I have
not seen in ages.

What's all this? Oh yeah, sorry.

We've got the flock book, which with a
farm and all that and the family, you've

kind of got to learn about these things.
But man, it's so weird seeing some of

these books. I haven't seen them in
ages.

Here we go. A lot of chiclet in there.

Beautiful.

It's going to bring you back so many
memories. It's crazy.

What's that noise?

It's weird.

Just heard something.

It's kind of coming from this area. This
is so weird.

That's, like, not even funny. What the
hell?

Hilarious. Good one.

Fuck. For fuck's sake. Jesus Christ.

Put that back.

Oh, man.

My parents think they're so funny.

Hilarious. Just fucking hilarious.

Um, hi, guys. Hi.

So, I'm still at my parents' house, and
I'm just doing some work.

Right, so I've been home a few days now
and like mum's put this bear from my

childhood in my room Okay, it's a really
creepy bear like it's something weird,

you know, like it's real creepy Um, well
it's been happening I think my dad's

been trying to prank me because he knows
that I'm really scared of it, right?

Okay, so he or mum like maybe it's both
of them I don't know. Um, they're

like putting the bear in weird part of
the how.

It's giving me such a fright like and I
don't like I can just feel it watching

me and I can just feel it watching me or
watching me or watching me. It feels

like I can't get away from it.

Shivered down my spine and kind

of just wish it had stopped breaking me
like it's not very funny you know it's

kind of actually it's actually pretty
scary.

It feels like I can't get away from it.

I know it could be here. I know. But,
yeah.

Maybe someone's here. I don't know.

Hi. Hello?

Hello?

What's that sound?

Did you hear that?

Did you guys hear that?

Stupid beer!

Okay, it's just weird now, like, I don't
know.

What?

Look at this.

Do you hear that sound?

I think it's just a dog.

Hi.

Hi, what are you doing up?

What are you doing up, hey? Did you hear
it too?

It's weird. I don't know.

When are you doing it?

Was it you? Was it just you?

Was it what the sun was?

Okay, I'm just going to go back to my
room because I don't think there's

anything here.

Oh,

how

appetizing. A man who has faded to black
and white.

I guess you can say he is the fish
course.

I think he's a Dover soul.

See what I did there?

How are we doing with the toilet roll,
Harry?

So I think it'll be interesting to see
just how long it lasts because I don't

think anyone knows a lot at this stage.

But you need to remain positive.

Can you please?

Keep it clean.

And can you please, please, please spray
the air freshener?

He just never seems to clean up after
himself.

Anyway,

as I was saying, we need to make sure
that we're working together in this.

making sure that we're all staying
positive so I

am just checking in the fridge just to
see what we have because obviously

we need to keep stocked up during times
like this and I noticed that there

are quite a few things missing as per
usual

but more annoyingly I noticed that
there's no vegan cheese which

I assume has been eaten rather
annoyingly because the guy is not even a

and he knows that this is the only
cheese I can eat

particularly as he has yet to pay me any
rent

for this month because he said he
wouldn't be working so

I basically said he could pay the money
when he had it,

which is... Anyway.

So, another...

Day in lockdown and another day with
more issues around the house.

Keith thinks it's absolutely fine to
leave his washing up in the sink

for someone else to do. I'm not quite
sure who

he thinks is going to be doing it. I'm
certainly not.

The empty plates were full of food that
I bought for myself, which conveniently

disappears from the kitchen.

And he's even taken to finding it

necessary to move the toilet rolls. The
toilet rolls disappear from the

bathroom, from the cupboard. I'm not
sure why he would take them. Maybe he

thinks it's a bit of a joke. I don't
know.

No, it's not very funny at all. So I
will be having a word with him

about this behaviour, basically, which

I'm not comfortable with.

That's certainly an experience that I
don't want to go through again.

I think it was a miracle that I actually
got some sanitizer seeing as they were

pretty much out of everything today.

We'll see how long that lasts, assuming
no one uses them all up immediately.

Right, well that was very eventful.

It took me the best part of three hours
to

To try and get some basic shopping
items.

I went to five shops in the end. Five
shops and there's queuing outside the

shops.

It's ridiculous. And all these pillocks
who are hoarding

all these items.

Toilet rolls. There's no toilet rolls.

There's no pasta.

There's no basics.

but there you go so we've got two toilet
rolls left

i've put one in the toilet and i have
hidden one

because i know that it will go missing
if i leave it in there i don't believe

it it's keith again keith can you
remember that we only have one toilet

left so can you please

Be considerate.

Thank you.

I noticed that he didn't make an effort
to go out because he says

he's got no money, so he can't. But it's
OK for me to

do the shopping for both of us, isn't
it? Yeah.

So it's pretty late.

now but I'm not really able to sleep
because there are quite

a lot of issues that are going on in my
head I did the shopping today

what I could get and but when I came
down this evening I noticed that a lot

the items that I just bought had
actually perhaps unsurprisingly gone

Keith has either eaten them or perhaps
he thinks it's funny to wind me

up, maybe hide them, maybe put them
somewhere that I wouldn't find them. I

know. But it's getting really, really
annoying now. And I

really need to do something because he
doesn't listen to me. He's taking

advantage of my hospitality.

It's my house.

It should be my rules, but it's not.
It's not.

And what he's doing is he's getting to a
point where I'm going to need to do

something. I'm going to need to do
something desperate.

Well, another day on lockdown and I'm
just about the end of my tether

with Keith.

his behaviour.

I don't believe it, he's in there again.

Keith, can you not use all the toilet
roll?

Keith, can you not use all the toilet
roll?

I need a word, I need a word.

Well, I think I've... solved the toilet
roll problem.

Fran is a keep fit fanatic.

But she is about to get her cake and eat
it.

It's the Great Bloody Bake Off.

Hello. So today I've decided to share
with you the exercise routine I've been

doing every single day of lockdown.

I call this Fran's Fitness Plan.

It's a mix of cardio and ab work.

I think, you know, well, this only takes
seven minutes, so I think it's a

perfect amount of time to be exercising
every single day without knackering

yourself completely. Without further
ado, I hope you enjoy it as much as I

Let the phone come through.

Phone.

I feel pretty good.

Who knows where I'll be at the end of
lockdown. I'll be so much fitter.

Protein shakes are really, really good
for you.

It's just as important to put really
good stuff into your body as it is to do

the exercises.

especially when we're in lockdown and
we're not going to the gym as much as we

can these protein shakes i'm hoping are
really going to help me keep the best

shape that i want to be cheers hey guys
so this

is my lockdown dating apps reaction
video um i've never actually used the

dating app before so i'm quite intrigued
to see what the fuss is about um

especially during lockdown it is
actually our only way to meet people now

thought let's just do it see what
happens okay i'm

in i've got my profile hey i was writing
an article on the finer things in life

and i was hoping i could interview you
no let's flip a coin heads you're mine

tails i'm yours my coin landed like
ridge side up i'm not

Oh, this guy's wearing a polo t -shirt.
Oh, I thought we left those in primary

school.

No.

Are you a pandemic?

Because you've got my heart on lockdown.

What?

Is heaven your quarantine zone? Because
you look like an angel. These are awful.

These are so generic. I don't think he's
real.

This guy says he's funny, handsome and
stupid.

Ugh. You can't play hard and work hard.
If you say that... You're not doing

either hard enough.

Bracket. I don't work very hard.

Oh, God.

So what I've got from this is that
dating apps don't include... So what

from this is that dating apps haven't
improved since the lockdown started.

I've never actually used the dating app
before.

And they probably seriously need to
improve if this is how people are going

meet. the future and you know for the
rest of our lives maybe so yeah

dating apps it's a no from me so i was
just watching

videos on youtube and i came across this
advert for a healthy chocolate cake and

at first i didn't really think it would
actually be healthy but i looked at the

ingredients and it looks pretty good so
i've decided today i'm going to bake a

healthy chocolate cake So I'm ready to
start baking my cake. I've got

out, ready to go.

I've got a camera down here that's
hopefully going to catch everything that

on the surface.

Let's do it!

Okay, so my first attempt hasn't gone
very well.

Way too runny.

So I've got to start again.

So it goes into the oven for about 20
minutes.

try again so a bit of a problem after
burning the second cake um

and the mixture that was too runny went
down the sink i haven't got enough of

the cocoa powder

i've

been looking everywhere

This might be enough.

Cocoa powder in packets.

This

is

going to be the one.

Looks pretty good I think.

Here it is, ready to go in.

So three attempts later, my cake is
finally done.

Yeah, we got there in the end.

I'm going to now have a clean up because
I'm in a mess and I should probably get

changed as well.

Here it is.

Cake fork.

oh my god this is the best cake i've
ever had

no question oh my god this is healthy

this is healthy tasty cake so good

oh my god i'm very proud of myself

um it's got like like a kind of musky
flavor

I don't even know what that is. I've
never dated anything like that.

I don't know how much of this I might
eat now, but... Maybe one more slice.

Oh, my God.

So, I might have eaten...

A bit more of the cake than I thought I
was going to.

For reference.

I mean, it's healthy.

You only live once, right?

I think I need a long lie down.

Fran has lost the plot.

The plot has lost Ram.

I mean the proof is in the pudding or
lack of.

I feel a bit weird.

The cake it's because I don't eat sugar

Oh no.

I'm in the bag.

What was in the bag?

I'm going to die.

I'm going to die.

I'm high.

I'm high.

Oh, no.

Mike is haunted by himself.

Or perhaps somebody else.

He's very sad.

I find that funny.

This little tasty offering will have us
believing in ghosts.

As some of you may know, I

recently lost my wife

to the virus and I

thought

it might be a good idea to start a video
diary

to share my experience with you

because

I

need to do something I need to do
something productive you know

You know, this... This was meant to be
our home.

You know.

Newlyweds moving into their first home.

And then... Now it's... Now it's just
me.

I don't know if you've... I don't know
if you've got

someone.

But...

Sometimes it's almost like she's still
here like I can feel her Thank

you

for watching this and I will

post

I'll post a video again soon.

3 .20 a .m.

and I woke up because

Crazy guys

I

can hear music

It's

like the music she used to listen to

She loved this.

She loved to dance.

There's nothing here.

What the hell?

Could come and check the flat.

Hello.

Is Molly living alone?

Just wait until she finds the truth
behind her boyfriend's secret double

Revenge is sweet.

And perhaps there's afternoon tea on
offer.

I'm trying to get hold of the doctor.

hold of the doctor but he won't
prescribe it over the phone he needs

go in but Gareth said he's doing well so
I'm just waiting for the doctor to just

hopefully do the prescription over the
phone

I tried to get a hold of my mum.

I lost a ditch effort to get a hold of
these meds.

But even she is struggling to get a hold
of hers.

There is going to be a short business
everywhere.

No one can get a hold of their meds.

Fifth Pharmacy.

They can't get hold of his meds.

There's a shortage everywhere.

I don't know whether I'll be able to get
a hold of them.

He's probably playing games right now.

You little pussies.

You reckon we're gonna get daddy his
men?

Yes, please.

Shit.

Thank you.

I love you.

It's so stupid.

Yes, babe.

I'm just making you tea now.

Ready, darling?

Here we have Joan.

She is a reclusive.

I love these types of soul.

So innocent and juicy.

She is paranoid about everything.

But she is about to have the delivery
from hell.

Hi everyone. My top tip today is a
bathroom cleaning tip. And it's how to

into all those little...

crevices where your normal bathroom
sponge can't get.

What you need to use is one of these.

It's an old toothbrush.

My mum always told me to hang on to old
toothbrushes, so that's what I do.

What you need to do is give it a bit of
a squirt.

I'm just using a normal bathroom
cleaner, but if you've got quite a build

limescale, you can get a specialist
limescale cleaner.

uh you can leave it to work for a few
minutes or get stuck in straight away

then just get scrubbing with this old
toothbrush and the little bristles will

get right in where your normal kind of
bathroom sponge can't get so we're just

giving a good old scrub just rinse it
down and i promise you it will look good

as new so that's my top tip give it a go

Hello, cleaning clan.

I would like to introduce you

to...

Hello,

cleaning clan.

I would like to introduce you to Felix.

Just some top tips for feather dusting.
Now, Felix and I know that you will

probably normally go into the corner of
rooms, things like that, but what you

sometimes need to remember, that is
often forgotten, is you need to do the

hidden places that you can't see. For
example, in my kitchen, along the top of

the unit, spiders like going there as
well. They think that we can't see them,

it's true, but we can get rid of the
evidence that they've been there.

So don't forget once you've done all the
way around the edges of your room to go

into those hidden bits as well.

Don't forget things like the top of the
draw frames, top of the doors.

That's the top tip.

Just remember to feather dust where you
can't see.

I'm a bit apprehensive about how much
longer this lockdown is going to go on

because I am nearly out of all my
cleaning products.

I've hardly got any soap left.

I've got about two squirts of
disinfectant spray left in my bottle.

I've got about three wipes.

That's it. And every time I go to the
shops to try and stock up, the shelves

empty.

How am I supposed to keep germs and this
virus off me and out of my house if I

can't clean things?

Oh, and then yesterday, a parcel arrived
and I don't remember ordering

anything.

Anyway, I've put it in the porch.

I'm not bringing it into the main bit of
the house.

You know, I have no idea what it is.
There's nothing on it to say where it

from.

I've been thinking you hear of these
malicious people, don't you, that send

nail bombs.

And what if somebody were trying to send
me a virus bomb?

You know, you get enough of people like
that, don't you?

But then I was thinking, I don't know
anyone who dislikes me that much.

Except maybe Trudy from work.

She's never liked me.

She doesn't hate me enough to want to
kill me.

Does she?

So it's been a few days since I last
checked in.

And I'm pretty certain that this is the
virus.

I've just got no energy.

I've got...

I'm really at a loss as to how I could
have caught it

caught it though

So, the moment of truth.

There's a card in here.

I know how much you love...

Love it. Sorry.

Oh, that was a super meal.

I loved most of them.

But one or two gave me a little bit of
indigestion.

But hey, inhale indigestion is nothing.

So until next time, my lovies, stay safe
and be careful who you tell your

stories to.