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Currently on Disjointed:
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... in exactly the same way,
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you are never able, really, to examine,
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to make an object of your own mind.
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Just as you can't look directly
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into your own eyes or
bite your own teeth.
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Because you are that.
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And if you try to find it...
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That's what you're wearing?
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What? It's a funeral.
That's what you're wearing?
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It's a pot funeral. People
are gonna think you're a narc.
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Would a narc do this?
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Uh, yeah, with fake weed, Jump Street.
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Well, this shit's not fake.
In fact, it's Jack Heron.
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Seems appropriate on
the day of his funeral.
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Fair enough.
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That make you jealous,
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he's the only pot activist with
his own strain named after him?
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Well, it does, and it does.
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But he earned it.
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I mean, the man wrote
Hemp, Hemp, Hooray!
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For us stoners, that book was the Bible.
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'Cause we all owned it,
but we never read it.
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And what a big heart.
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True story.
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- We once got busted in Big Sur,
- And he bailed you out before himself.
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and he bailed me out before himself.
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- Do they make them like that anymore?
- They don't make them like that anymore.
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Jack, me, Scooter Boots, Captain
Fred, and Saul "The Muskrat" Fishkin.
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The Mount Rushmore of
people who got arrested
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trying to get high at Mount Rushmore.
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Why were you protesting
at Mount Rushmore?
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Oh, we weren't protesting.
That's where our van broke down.
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And what the fuck else is
there to do in South Dakota?
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Behold the spirit of the '60s.
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Yep, in its 70s.
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Narc. Narc!
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Ruth.
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Goddess of the Green.
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Scooter Boots. Pope of the Dope.
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Oh, yeah.
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- Buddy, it's been too long.
- Yeah.
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You still living in that
nice place up in Mendocino?
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Well, actually, it's a storage unit.
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But my roommates are pretty cool.
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I heard you're gay now?
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Yep, yep, yep. Well, you...
Well, I always have been.
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But my mom just passed away, so...
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Whee!
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- How you doing, Travis?
- Hey, Scooter.
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- Oh, my God, you're all grown up.
- Well...
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I remember the day you were born.
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We all gathered around
the tub and I says:
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"Somebody ought to keep an
eye on that umbilical cord
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or it'll strangle that kid."
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- Well, thank you.
- Mm.
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- It was good to see you.
- Yeah, well, it's good to see you, too.
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Hey, did I tell you he
went to business school?
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Oh, Ruth, I am so sorry.
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- It's so weird.
- What's that?
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Ever since we cleaned the water tank,
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the plants have been growing like crazy.
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You mean like weeds? 'Cause
that's what weeds do, they grow.
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Like kittens, puppies and cancer.
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No, this is different.
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It's almost like somebody
put something in the water
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that's making the plants overachieve.
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Like they're trying to please me
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out of some combination
of love and fear.
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Is it possible? My mother was right!
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Her tea is turning the plants
into more upstanding plants!
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Wait: Does that mean all these years
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the tea's been making me a better me?
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Who got straight "A's"?
Me or the pigs' testicles?
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Hey, everybody, a little heads-up.
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We'll think about this later.
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As you know, Ruth and Travis
went to the Heron funeral,
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so she left me in charge.
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- Question.
- Yes?
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If for some reason you are
unable to fulfill your duties,
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who is next in the chain of command?
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- Uh, is that really important?
- I'm just saying, if shit goes down,
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I don't wanna find us tits up
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because you don't have
a solid number two.
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What's so funny?
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He said "solid number two."
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Everyone loves marijuana butter,
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but who has time to make it?
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All the mixing...
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melting...
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pouring...
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giggling...
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Hi, I'm paid actress Mary Fakename,
and this is the Bud Butter Buddy,
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the revolutionary invention
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that makes making
marijuana butter more good.
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Look to right.
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With the Bud Butter Buddy, all
you have to do is add butter...
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and cannabis.
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The secret is our O-N button...
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... which activates the machine
using the very electricity
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flowing through the walls of your home.
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Then kick back, light up a joint...
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and forget it for 30 minutes.
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What the... ?
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Fuck. The butter.
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The Bud Butter Buddy,
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available at these crappy-ass stores.
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Now, just the vegetarians.
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Next, we'll hear from
Susan, Jack's widow.
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- Namaste.
- Namaste.
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It was 15 years ago Jack
Heron first came into my life.
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More like onto her chest.
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I was a young college student
with no sense of purpose or self,
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and he was a 60-year-old
activist who had it all,
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a cause, a direction, a wife and kids.
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Hi, Bev.
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So, this is one of your heroes, huh?
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It was a more innocent time.
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Oh, so there was a time when
abandoning your family was innocent?
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There was a small window, yeah.
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That's hilarious.
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I gotta remember that for your eulogy.
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Oh, stop being such a
buzzkill. It's a funeral.
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Olivia, is it cool with you if... ?
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You don't have to ask my
permission for anything.
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You can dance naked in
the grow room if you want.
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Oh, I already do that.
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I'm going to Tae Kwon
Douglas' for meditation class.
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Really? We have a boss-free day and
that's how you're gonna waste it?
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He said it's a way to
get high without pot,
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and I thought that might come in
handy if I ever fall down a well again.
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Okay.
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But I'm a little confused. Isn't
Tae Kwon Doug kind of an asshole?
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Normally, yes.
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But if you look deep
into that asshole...
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there's a flower waiting to bloom.
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Okay, well, have fun.
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Wash your hands before you come back.
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Please welcome Jayte Matias,
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who will now celebrate
Jack's life with smoke rings.
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Beautiful.
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That was nice.
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Oh, my God. That is really cool.
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Oh, please. That's how
Willie Nelson coughs.
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Carter.
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English for "He who carts."
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Put the cart in front of the
horse of a different Color Me Badd.
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Oh, God!
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- Dank.
- Huh?
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- Danks for the memories.
- Oh, shit.
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- Danke Schoen.
- That was good.
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Septic Dank.
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Dank Dynasty.
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Oh, man, what happened to you?
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Yeah, man. You different as hell.
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Well, I am different as hell.
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- I recently started...
- Wait, we'll guess.
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- Ooh! I love guessing.
- No, no. No.
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You taking piano lessons
on a little piano.
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- Stop that.
- Okay.
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I'll give you a hint.
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Where do I work?
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I feel like you should know that shit.
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- Ding-dong.
- Ah-ah.
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Hold on.
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Oh!
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Dank, Dabby, are you guys
familiar with the Volcano Classic?
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Oh, yeah. It's great. It comes
with a replaceable air filter.
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- High-performance heat cartridge.
- Robust, completely mechanical design.
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Power air pump and silencer
with pressure-relief valve.
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Oh, God!
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Vaporization temperature adjustable
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between approximately 130 degrees
Celsius and 230 degrees Celsius.
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Which is 266 degrees Fahrenheit
and 446 degrees Fahrenheit.
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Wow, did you guys memorize the box?
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Holy shit, it comes with a box?
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All right, one more cleansing breath.
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Good.
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Now, just relax and let
yourself slip into the gap
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between your thoughts.
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What if I only have one thought?
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- I don't know, think it twice.
- Okay.
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The gap between your
thoughts is the now.
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Rest in the now.
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- Right now?
- Yeah, right now.
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Now, this is your home,
the eternal present.
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A realm of consciousness
that transcends time and space
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where nobody's snuffing
derbs or roping bongs.
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- Wow.
- Right?
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Do you begin to see now the
levels of spiritual enlightenment
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that you can achieve without marijuana?
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I do.
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It's funny, I thought Tae Kwon
Do would have more kicking.
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Well, it does.
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But you're about to learn that
the most powerful leg is the mind.
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Thank you, Tae Kwon Douglas.
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You're most welcome.
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Your journey of
self-discovery has begun.
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Hey, that reminds me,
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we're all gonna get high and
see a Journey cover band tonight.
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You wanna come?
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I can leave you a ticket at will call.
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- Hey, everybody.
- Hey.
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So, my dad.
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He loved pot.
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- Oh, yeah.
- We all do.
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I used to joke that he considered
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the Jack Heron strain
his favorite child.
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And why wouldn't he?
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It didn't get its feelings hurt
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when he forgot to
come home for Hanukkah.
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Or 1997.
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So, this...
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- This is his true legacy.
- Yeah.
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- Yeah, it is.
- Yeah.
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My father was born in 1941 in
Great Plains, New York City...
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So...
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my mom.
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She loved pot.
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Yeah!
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- Yeah.
- My mother loved pot so much it hurt...
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me.
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Uh, when she showed up to
my first-grade piano recital,
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she was so high.
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How high was she?
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She was so high, it was
commented on by all the parents
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and led to me being
mocked by my classmates.
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For a total of four and a
half years of my childhood,
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my mother was so incarcerated.
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How incarcerated was she?
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Ooh, she was so incarcerated,
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I had a great time living with my father
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and she's been resentful ever since.
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This guy's saying what
we're all thinking.
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Yeah, and when I
graduated business school
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and volunteered to help run
her floundering business,
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she was so ungrateful.
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How ungrateful was she?
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She was really fucking ungrateful!
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But, Mom, I know you always wanted
a strain of pot named after you.
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Well, today, your
dream finally came true.
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So, let other people smoke Jack Heron.
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Today...
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I'm smoking Ruth Whitefeather Feldman.
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Yeah!
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And I don't feel a thing.
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Ah, my dad.
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So, this...
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This is his true legacy.
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Look at it.
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It's like a marijuana boner.
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- Oh!
- Oh...
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Yeah, it almost came on us.
255
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Seems like an awful lot
of work just to get high.
256
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Yeah, but then when you do get high,
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there's a real sense of achievement.
258
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What? I'm Asian.
259
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Now I see why they call it a volcano.
260
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'Cause it has a triangular base
and smoke comes out the top.
261
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Wow.
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Man, I'm like the mayonnaise in
a pumpernickel genius sandwich.
263
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That sandwich is
open-faced, motherfucker!
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- It's okay.
- Okay.
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Wow. Look who's back.
266
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How was your meditation?
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It was really cool.
268
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And now I understand that you
can get high without drugs.
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Sweet. Want a hit?
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- Yes, please.
- Yep.
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What's up, YouTube?
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You're watching Dank and Dabby.
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Or are you?
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Yeah, you are!
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- It was us the whole time!
- Oh, man.
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Today we're on location in the grow
room of Ruth's Alternative Caring.
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I bet you're wondering what's
up with this green light.
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Which brings us to our guest.
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He's a highly skilled marijuana
grower and he looks like white Jesus.
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His last movie is due
back at Redbox this week.
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Please give a warm Dank
and Dabby welcome to Pete.
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Hey, guys.
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- Hey, Pete. Thanks for joining us.
- No, it's my pleasure.
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I'm not ribbed for your pleasure.
What's up with this light?
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00:17:40,726 --> 00:17:42,828
Well, at this stage in the growth cycle,
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cannabis plants need to be
kept in darkness for 12 hours.
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Twelve hours asleep, twelve hours awake.
288
00:17:48,234 --> 00:17:51,203
Yeah, that seems like a
lot of time to be awake.
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Uh, anyway, what we do
come harvest time is...
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Okay, let's cut the bullshit, Pete.
When can we smoke these bad boys?
291
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Actually, they're ladies.
292
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And these are the babies. They're
gonna need a few more months.
293
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Months? That's your story?
294
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Oh, people like you make me wanna puke.
295
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Okay. Okay.
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Calm down, Dabs.
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I'm sorry, man.
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Sometimes she becomes the Hulk
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when she has a lot of
green lights around.
300
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I... I... I didn't mean
to cause any trouble.
301
00:18:23,202 --> 00:18:25,137
Oh, bullshit!
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00:18:26,772 --> 00:18:28,641
Dabby smash!
303
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- All right! All right! All right!
- Dabby smash!
304
00:18:31,377 --> 00:18:32,411
All right!
305
00:18:39,085 --> 00:18:40,152
Well, hi, everybody.
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- Hi.
- Hey.
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Um...
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Hi, Jack.
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Buddy, man, it's...
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It's hard to believe I'm...
I'm saying goodbye to you.
311
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You were... a fighter, you know?
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You were a poet, and you were...
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00:19:02,408 --> 00:19:04,410
a lover, to many.
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Including myself.
315
00:19:06,479 --> 00:19:07,546
Hi, Bev.
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00:19:09,782 --> 00:19:13,185
Hey, don't worry, it
was before your time.
317
00:19:15,888 --> 00:19:18,224
I mean, everybody was fucking everybody.
318
00:19:19,692 --> 00:19:21,193
True that. Hey, Bev.
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Those were the days.
320
00:19:27,233 --> 00:19:29,502
You know, when it came
to the cause, Jack was...
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Was warm and generous, and,
most of all, he was passionate.
322
00:19:34,306 --> 00:19:36,876
I mean, Jack dedicated
his life to this plant.
323
00:19:39,879 --> 00:19:40,913
Adam...
324
00:19:42,581 --> 00:19:45,418
I know it sounds harsh
when you put it like that...
325
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but your father understood that cannabis
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was about more than just getting high.
327
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I mean, he truly believed
that it could change the world.
328
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And we would change the world.
329
00:19:58,731 --> 00:20:02,535
He knew in his bones that it
was about helping people...
330
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improving their lives.
331
00:20:06,439 --> 00:20:09,675
And I want you to understand that's
what he dedicated his life to.
332
00:20:10,976 --> 00:20:13,813
And he knew. He knew it
was bigger than himself.
333
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Because it's bigger than all of us.
334
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You gotta always remember that...
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that dedication affects
other things in your life,
336
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the same size as you,
337
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or...
338
00:20:32,465 --> 00:20:33,566
smaller than you.
339
00:20:40,606 --> 00:20:45,377
So, come on, let's all
honor Jack's memory. Right?
340
00:20:45,745 --> 00:20:48,848
Now, we gotta follow his
example. We gotta keep fighting.
341
00:20:48,914 --> 00:20:50,416
We gotta keep educating.
342
00:20:50,483 --> 00:20:53,352
We gotta keep working, but
most of all, we gotta...
343
00:20:54,487 --> 00:20:56,422
We gotta keep loving one another.
344
00:20:56,489 --> 00:20:58,324
- Yes.
- Okay?
345
00:20:58,858 --> 00:21:01,327
Yeah, keep loving each other. Peace out.
346
00:21:04,430 --> 00:21:05,431
Thank you.
347
00:21:06,565 --> 00:21:07,600
We love you.
348
00:21:11,303 --> 00:21:14,406
Boy, that was an
all-time top-five funeral.
349
00:21:14,940 --> 00:21:15,941
It was.
350
00:21:16,876 --> 00:21:18,722
I make fun of your generation,
351
00:21:18,723 --> 00:21:21,347
but you guys really
did make a difference.
352
00:21:22,348 --> 00:21:23,415
Thanks.
353
00:21:23,849 --> 00:21:25,351
That's what we were going for.
354
00:21:28,754 --> 00:21:29,789
You know I love you?
355
00:21:30,723 --> 00:21:32,691
Yeah, Mom. I know.
356
00:21:37,296 --> 00:21:38,363
No.
357
00:21:38,764 --> 00:21:40,332
I love you more than pot.
358
00:21:46,639 --> 00:21:47,907
I didn't know that.
359
00:21:48,841 --> 00:21:50,976
- And you were right.
- About what?
360
00:21:51,644 --> 00:21:52,978
When I die, wear a suit.
361
00:22:00,352 --> 00:22:03,789
Hi. I'm Maria Sherman. If you're
a stay-at-home mom like me,
362
00:22:03,856 --> 00:22:06,692
you're ready to burn that home
down with your family in it.
363
00:22:06,759 --> 00:22:11,897
Well, put down that gas can and
use that match for... Donna Weed.
364
00:22:12,431 --> 00:22:14,276
Donna Weed is a high-energy strain
365
00:22:14,277 --> 00:22:16,001
that makes folding
fitted sheets fun again.
366
00:22:16,402 --> 00:22:18,871
For instance, I smoked two
joints of the Donna earlier,
367
00:22:19,071 --> 00:22:22,007
and now, I've done two loads
of laundry, one load of dishes,
368
00:22:22,074 --> 00:22:24,443
Connor's California Mission diorama...
369
00:22:25,644 --> 00:22:27,613
Real bells!
370
00:22:27,680 --> 00:22:29,782
And, please, check out my pantry.
371
00:22:30,482 --> 00:22:31,850
It's fucking beautiful.
372
00:22:32,518 --> 00:22:33,552
It's just gorgeous.
373
00:22:33,619 --> 00:22:36,689
Look, it's so fucking organized!
Look at it! Look at it! Fucking...
374
00:22:37,489 --> 00:22:41,727
Okay. All of my jars are here,
stored alphabetically, okay?
375
00:22:41,961 --> 00:22:44,096
Then we got my tea-bag doodad up there.
376
00:22:44,363 --> 00:22:47,800
These are my olives, organized
by pit size, of course.
377
00:22:47,866 --> 00:22:49,943
And over here are my maple syrups
378
00:22:49,944 --> 00:22:52,771
from east to west by Canadian province.
379
00:22:52,838 --> 00:22:56,408
And, of course, my pride
and joy, my spice rack.
380
00:22:56,775 --> 00:22:59,511
Starting with allspice, anise,
basil, chili pepper, cumin,
381
00:22:59,578 --> 00:23:01,080
dill, dillseed, dill weed, fennel,
382
00:23:01,146 --> 00:23:02,765
garlic flakes, garlic
powder, garlic salt,
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00:23:02,766 --> 00:23:04,917
habanero flakes, Italian seasoning,
384
00:23:05,584 --> 00:23:06,752
and a big jar of bullshit.
385
00:23:07,553 --> 00:23:08,854
Because who am I kidding?
386
00:23:09,154 --> 00:23:11,790
These are only here to be
put in alphabetical order.
387
00:23:11,857 --> 00:23:13,892
I mean, I don't use these things.
388
00:23:14,159 --> 00:23:15,794
I don't even know what they do.
389
00:23:16,028 --> 00:23:17,997
What, I'm gonna spice something?
390
00:23:18,430 --> 00:23:20,666
I mean, I... I order
in three times a week
391
00:23:20,733 --> 00:23:22,810
and I've got a Guatemalan housekeeper
392
00:23:22,811 --> 00:23:24,003
that does the rest of the cooking.
393
00:23:24,536 --> 00:23:26,639
She's manning the camera right now.
394
00:23:26,705 --> 00:23:28,641
Thank you, Rosita. I
don't say it enough.
395
00:23:29,141 --> 00:23:32,604
I mean, all I do is just get high, eat,
396
00:23:32,605 --> 00:23:34,913
and watch House Hunters International.
397
00:23:38,417 --> 00:23:40,152
I'm sorry. I don't
know what's happening.
398
00:23:40,753 --> 00:23:42,621
I don't know what's happening right now.
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