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[upbeat techno music plays]
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♪♪
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[upbeat, goofy music plays]
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-[gasping]
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I can't hold it any longer.
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-Sure you can.
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We can't die from
oxygen deprivation, remember?
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-But it still feels like I'm gonna die.
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-[Kinger]: Try not thinking about it.
-Or you could toughen up!
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I wanna see
what your funny cartoon body does.
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-Hey, take it easy.
-[falsetto] "Ooh, take it easy!"
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[normal voice] That's you.
-All right.
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Here I go.
[inhales deeply]
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♪♪
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-[Zooble]: All right,
we've entered the blue zone.
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-Hey, there's something new.
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-[Zooble]: Okay, we're getting red.
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-Ooh, orange.
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-[Zooble]: Yellow.
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-Green.
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-[Kinger]: Whoa, look!
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Now she's turning blue!
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-[Zooble]: She was already blue.
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-[gasps] [panting]
-Huh.
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Guess the hue shift just gets faster.
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-Why am I the one doing this?
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Why not one of you guys?
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-Because something different
happens with each person!
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For instance, Kinger starts glowing…
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Ragatha's hair noodles stick up…
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Gangle's mask starts spinning…
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and Zooble turns straight.
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-[Zooble]: My limbs straighten up --
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[boink!] off.
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-What about you?
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-[Zooble]: He refuses to show us
because he's a coward.
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-I wanna keep the mystery alive.
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What do YOU,
the VIEWERS, think it is?
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-[Zooble]: Will you stop doing that?
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-Why is everybody just standing around
when there's ADVENTURE to be had?
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Today's adventure is…
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That's right!
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This big, spooky mansion
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has been rumored to be filled
to the brim with paranormal activity!
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It's up to you to solve
the house's deep mysteries
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and capture all the ghoulish
ghost activity you can.
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And for the first time ever, you can…
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[gritty scraping]
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Where's Zooble?
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I-I made this adventure really cool
and "m-m-matoor" just for them.
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[low growling]
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-[speaking backwards]
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-What?
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-The NPCs aren't gonna
become self-aware in this one, right?
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-How should I know?
I'm not the boss.
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Oh, wait -- yes, I am!
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Anyway, everybody into the fractal noise.
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It's adventuring time!
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[spooky organ music plays]
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♪♪
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-Oh, this place is spooky.
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I wonder how hard Caine's gonna go
with the scare-factor?
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-I hope this adventure doesn't end up
being another horrible nightmare.
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I'm not really a fan of horror,
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and I don't really
handle jumpscares that well.
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-Boo!
-[stammers]
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-HA! [chuckles]
Come on!
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That wasn't even scary.
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What, you scared
of the vacuum cleaner, too?
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-Hey, be nice to her.
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She's had a rough couple of days.
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-Her and everyone else.
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Right, Gangle?
-[spooky giggle]
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-Does anybody hear that?
-[giggling continues]
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♪♪
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[loud giggling]
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-[shrieks]
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-Hey, I'm Ghostly!
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-Wha?
[splat!]
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-And I'll be your guide today!
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-Why won't they go back in?
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-[Kinger]: [chuckles]
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I remember my first wild take.
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I don't know why
they're not retracting, though.
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That didn't happen for me.
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-Before you continue on your adventure,
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you have to choose
which door you're gonna go through!
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The door on the left is the NORMAL door!
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-[Caine]: [offscreen]
Rated WOW for all ages!
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-The door on the right
is the really scary door.
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-[Caine]: [offscreen]
Rated AAAAA for mature Zoobles only!
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-It's up to you to deci--
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[shrieking]
[vacuum whirs]
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-[stammers] Jax!
-What?
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I thought we were supposed
to capture all the ghosts.
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-Uhh…
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which door should we choose?
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-Hmm, not sure.
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Let's try this out.
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[door snarls]
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-Aww…
-[Kinger]: Don't worry, Gangle!
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I'll get it for you!
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-Eh?
[grunts] [stammers]
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WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUGHH--
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-Oh, THAT'S the scary door.
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-[sing-song]
Zooble, come on out!
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[normal voice]
I just want to talk to you!
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Hmm.
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Oh, I know!
[snap!]
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[mystical shimmering]
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-[Zooble]: What th-- [scoffs]
Could you have done that the whole time?
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-Zooble, I-I just want
to get to the bottom
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of why you keep skipping
all my amazing adventures.
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You could end up
really hurting Bubble's feelings.
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-[Zooble]: Uh, Bubble's feelings?
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-E-Enough about Bubble's feelings!
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How about YOUR feelings?
[snap!]
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-[Zooble]: I--
-So, what's on your mind, Zooble?
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-[Zooble]: I… would rather not.
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-Hahahahaha!
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That's hilarious!
Go on.
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-[Zooble]: No, I mean,
I've already told you what my problem is.
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You just never remember because…
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Oh, never mind.
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-My mind is a beeswax-polished coconut.
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Nothing ever escapes these cakes.
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So, what can I do
to make my adventures more…
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appealing to you?
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-[Zooble]: See?
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This is exactly what I'm talking about.
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All you're thinking about
is your adventures.
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It has nothing to do with the adventures.
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It's more just…
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Ugh, forget it.
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You're probably not even listening.
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-Zooble, look at this cool bee I drew.
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-[groans] Wha?
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Where are we?
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[thunder crashes]
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[eerie music plays]
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♪♪
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Oh, that's…
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Noooo…
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♪♪
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-[Kinger]: I wonder what this thing is?
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[ka-chonk!]
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-[Mildenhall]: [over speakers throughout]
My name is Baron Theodore Mildenhall.
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Hunting has been a hobby of mine
for as long as I can remember --
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although one could say it eventually
became more of an obsession.
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The creature you see before you
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is one I've been pursuing for years.
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Not quite a man…
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but not quite an animal.
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Something… unholy.
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Something evil.
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I took it upon myself
to spend every waking moment
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doing all I could to protect my family
from the creature,
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hoping that when I'd eventually killed it,
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I would be freed from this awful feeling.
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This inescapable dread.
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I was wrong.
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[tape clicks]
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-[Kinger]: You know,
I'm starting to think…
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-How about we try to find a way
back up to the others?
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♪♪
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Okay, cool.
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That's great.
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I LOVE these adventures.
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-[Kinger]: We could always
ride this thingy up.
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-[grunting manically]
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It's locked.
It's locked -- of course!
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It's locked!
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I LOVE that it's locked!
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♪♪
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[objects rattling]
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-[Mildenhall]: [over speakers]
Tuesday, December 4th.
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Although I had shot the creature
multiple times in its vitals
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and severed its head
to keep as a prize on my wall…
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my troubles were just beginning.
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I took my eyes off the body
for what felt like only a minute,
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and when I looked back,
the body was gone.
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The creature was not dead,
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and it would be back
to reclaim what I'd taken from it.
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If anyone is listening to this,
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all I ask of you is one thing --
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do not let the head out of your sight.
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You have been warned.
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-[Kinger]: Well, this is some
rather inconvenient lore placement.
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-I got it!
[bzzt!]
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-[Kinger]: And this is some
rather inconvenient darkness.
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-[Pomni]: [groans] [wails]
AHH!!! What was that?
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Was that you?
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-[Kinger]: No…
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Oh, wait -- you mean me
grabbing you right now?
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Yeah, that was me.
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I-Is this your hand?
-[Pomni]: Ugh!
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That's my eye.
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-[Kinger]: Yes, but WHICH eye?
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-[Pomni]: I really don't think that ma--
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Will you stop touching my eye?
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-[Kinger]: Oh, yeah. Sorry.
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[shrieks]
-[Pomni]: Wh-- W-What happened?
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-[Kinger]: I just remembered
a really funny joke.
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-[Pomni]: A j-- Y-You -- [sighs]
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Why did you scream, then?
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-[Kinger]: Maybe it wasn't
actually that funny.
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-[Pomni]: Oh, my God.
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-[Kinger]: I thiiiiiink…
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we should hold on to each other
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and slowly make our way
back into the trophy room.
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-[Pomni]: U-Uh, sounds fine to me.
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[suspenseful music plays]
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♪♪
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[creaking]
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[whispering]
What was that?
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-[Kinger]: [whispering]
What's what?
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[creaking]
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-[Pomni]: That!
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-[Kinger]: It's probably just magnets.
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Or a boat.
-[Pomni]: [stammers]
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A boat?
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-[Kinger]: W-Whatever the case,
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I think we should be completely quiet.
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-[Pomni]: I -- Okay, yeah.
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I agree.
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You know, you're really hit-and-miss
with these things, sometimes.
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[fly buzzing]
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[slap!]
[stammers]
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-[Kinger]: There's a fly in here.
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[slapping]
-[Pomni]: [stammers]
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Don't you think that's
making a lot of noi--
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Oh, God, there is a fly.
[slap!]
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-[Kinger]: Aaaaaand…
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Gotcha!
[buzzing stops]
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I think I got him.
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I can't see my hands.
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-[shrieks]
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-[Kinger]: I'm sorry, could you speak up?
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I couldn't quite make that out.
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-[boink!] the fly! Run!
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-[shrieking]
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-Come on come on come on
come on come on come on come on!!
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-[Kinger]: Pomni, I think this might be
the creature from the tapes!
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-[stammers]
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[groans]
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Come on come on come on
come on come on come on come oooon!!
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-[Kinger]: Ah!
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-[wailing]
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-[Kinger]: [dazed]
You look beautiful, honey…
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-Got it!
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Come on!
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-[Kinger]: [stammers]
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Huh? Oh, yeah.
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Prepare for take-off,
255
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'cause this boat is going UP!
256
00:10:06,970 --> 00:10:08,216
Huh??
257
00:10:08,240 --> 00:10:09,106
That's not up!
258
00:10:09,130 --> 00:10:10,376
That's not up at all!
259
00:10:10,400 --> 00:10:12,236
Why aren't we going up?!
260
00:10:12,260 --> 00:10:14,420
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!
261
00:10:16,180 --> 00:10:19,956
-I DO NOT use my adventures
to torture my guests!
262
00:10:19,980 --> 00:10:23,726
Any torment I inflict is 100% accidental,
263
00:10:23,750 --> 00:10:25,086
like any good war criminal!
264
00:10:25,110 --> 00:10:27,276
-[Zooble]: [scoffs]
We weren't even talking about that!
265
00:10:27,300 --> 00:10:30,306
I really couldn't give less of a crap
about the adventures.
266
00:10:30,330 --> 00:10:32,266
-Then what is your problem, Zooble?!
267
00:10:32,290 --> 00:10:34,566
I'm trying my best to remember,
268
00:10:34,590 --> 00:10:38,196
but both you and my brain won't tell me!
269
00:10:38,220 --> 00:10:39,576
-[Zooble]: [sighs]
270
00:10:39,600 --> 00:10:41,730
It's me, remember?
271
00:10:42,480 --> 00:10:44,836
I don't like…
272
00:10:44,860 --> 00:10:45,856
myself.
273
00:10:45,880 --> 00:10:46,896
I hate this body.
274
00:10:46,920 --> 00:10:50,056
I hate all these stupid removable pieces.
275
00:10:50,080 --> 00:10:53,486
I just want to find something that feels…
276
00:10:53,510 --> 00:10:54,146
…good.
277
00:10:54,170 --> 00:10:56,946
-Oh, yeah -- now I remember
why I couldn't remember.
278
00:10:56,970 --> 00:10:59,626
It's because that problem
is already solved!
279
00:10:59,650 --> 00:11:03,476
Simply swap out your undesirable
Zooble parts for better ones!
280
00:11:03,500 --> 00:11:07,116
-[Zooble]: I've been trying to find
parts I like since the day I got here.
281
00:11:07,140 --> 00:11:09,576
-So, back to the adventures!
282
00:11:09,600 --> 00:11:11,026
-[Zooble]: Forget it.
283
00:11:11,050 --> 00:11:12,056
-"Forget it"?
284
00:11:12,080 --> 00:11:13,706
-[Zooble]: Just forget it.
285
00:11:13,730 --> 00:11:14,636
-Forget what?
286
00:11:14,660 --> 00:11:17,726
-[Zooble]: Caine, nobody likes
your stupid adventures.
287
00:11:17,750 --> 00:11:18,596
-Ha-ha!
288
00:11:18,620 --> 00:11:20,186
Good one, Zooble.
289
00:11:20,210 --> 00:11:22,866
-[Zooble]: Ragatha's just too nice
to say anything.
290
00:11:22,890 --> 00:11:25,436
Jax just likes to [bonk!] with everybody.
291
00:11:25,460 --> 00:11:27,656
Gangle's too shy to speak up.
292
00:11:27,680 --> 00:11:29,396
Kinger's insane.
293
00:11:29,420 --> 00:11:30,776
And -- And Pomni…
294
00:11:30,800 --> 00:11:34,156
She looks traumatized
every time she comes back from one.
295
00:11:34,180 --> 00:11:36,946
-Oh, Zooble, Zooble, Zooble.
296
00:11:36,970 --> 00:11:39,626
Making adventures is my art!
297
00:11:39,650 --> 00:11:41,516
It's all I exist to do!
298
00:11:41,540 --> 00:11:43,036
All I'm…
299
00:11:43,060 --> 00:11:43,946
good at.
300
00:11:43,970 --> 00:11:45,306
A-And, uh… [chuckles]
301
00:11:45,330 --> 00:11:49,276
…w-what you're saying could imply that
I'm bad at the only thing I'm good at,
302
00:11:49,300 --> 00:11:51,466
and that… [chuckles weakly]
303
00:11:51,490 --> 00:11:53,756
[stammers] That'd be…
304
00:11:53,780 --> 00:11:55,956
[static crackling]
305
00:11:55,980 --> 00:11:58,666
[ominous rumbling]
306
00:11:58,690 --> 00:12:01,796
-[Zooble]: U-Uh,
whose therapy session is this, again?
307
00:12:01,820 --> 00:12:02,886
-Oh, yeah!
308
00:12:02,910 --> 00:12:05,476
We need to get to the bottom
of your behavioral issues!
309
00:12:05,500 --> 00:12:07,096
I'm gonna show you some ink blots,
310
00:12:07,120 --> 00:12:10,180
and you're gonna say the first word
that comes to your mind.
311
00:12:16,750 --> 00:12:18,436
-[groans]
312
00:12:18,460 --> 00:12:19,426
What?
313
00:12:19,450 --> 00:12:22,086
Oh, God, where are we now?
314
00:12:22,110 --> 00:12:23,526
-[Kinger]: I'm not sure.
315
00:12:23,550 --> 00:12:25,946
A cellar of some kind.
316
00:12:25,970 --> 00:12:29,491
♪♪
317
00:12:29,515 --> 00:12:33,126
-[Mildenhall]: Things have gotten far worse
than I could ever have imagined.
318
00:12:33,150 --> 00:12:35,386
My paranoia had driven me to the point
319
00:12:35,410 --> 00:12:40,746
where I was no longer the protector
my wife and theoretical children needed.
320
00:12:40,770 --> 00:12:44,056
Jumping at every shadow, every noise.
321
00:12:44,080 --> 00:12:46,636
I ended up shooting the love of my life,
322
00:12:46,660 --> 00:12:48,846
mistaking her for the creature.
323
00:12:48,870 --> 00:12:51,806
It's ironic, isn't it?
324
00:12:51,830 --> 00:12:54,216
In my attempts to protect her,
325
00:12:54,240 --> 00:12:58,186
I ended up becoming the monster myself.
326
00:12:58,210 --> 00:13:00,776
Now I wait down in my cellar,
327
00:13:00,800 --> 00:13:04,796
no longer having anything
to protect but my own soul.
328
00:13:04,820 --> 00:13:06,666
If nothing else…
329
00:13:06,690 --> 00:13:10,328
I will slay the beast
that took everything from me.
330
00:13:10,352 --> 00:13:11,350
[tape clicks]
331
00:13:12,850 --> 00:13:14,396
-[Kinger]: How's about we take his gun?
332
00:13:14,420 --> 00:13:15,956
-Yeah, sounds good to me.
333
00:13:15,980 --> 00:13:20,816
♪♪
334
00:13:20,840 --> 00:13:23,086
Please don't come alive…
335
00:13:23,110 --> 00:13:24,980
-Okay, I won't.
336
00:13:28,578 --> 00:13:30,316
♪♪
337
00:13:30,340 --> 00:13:32,520
-[Kinger]: Looks like we've got two shots.
338
00:13:33,160 --> 00:13:34,956
Let's make them count.
339
00:13:34,980 --> 00:13:36,903
-Uh, yeah.
340
00:13:37,260 --> 00:13:38,348
[distant clang]
341
00:13:39,550 --> 00:13:40,980
-[Kinger]: Stay behind me.
342
00:13:42,663 --> 00:13:44,324
[wet squelching]
343
00:13:44,348 --> 00:13:55,726
♪♪
344
00:13:55,750 --> 00:13:57,755
-[shrieking]
345
00:13:59,460 --> 00:14:01,196
-[laughs nervously]
Uh, Kinger?
346
00:14:01,220 --> 00:14:04,316
I-I think we may have
a problem this way, too.
347
00:14:04,340 --> 00:14:05,716
-[Kinger]: Just leave it to me.
348
00:14:05,740 --> 00:14:07,276
I can handle this.
349
00:14:07,300 --> 00:14:10,586
♪♪
350
00:14:10,610 --> 00:14:11,970
-[shrieks]
351
00:14:15,430 --> 00:14:16,826
-[Kinger]: Well.
352
00:14:16,850 --> 00:14:18,625
That wasn't so bad.
353
00:14:19,690 --> 00:14:22,578
-[Mildenhall]: Which is what
I would be saying if I didn't know
354
00:14:22,602 --> 00:14:26,060
that the creature was actually
one of God's angels.
355
00:14:26,084 --> 00:14:26,666
-[Kinger]: What.
356
00:14:26,690 --> 00:14:28,536
-[Mildenhall]: And anyone who brings harm to it
357
00:14:28,560 --> 00:14:32,656
will be dragged down
into the cold, spiraling pits of Hell,
358
00:14:32,680 --> 00:14:34,350
where my soul resides.
359
00:14:34,880 --> 00:14:37,146
I apologize, dear listener,
360
00:14:37,170 --> 00:14:38,656
but I need a living host
361
00:14:38,680 --> 00:14:41,226
in order to escape the hall of the damned,
362
00:14:41,250 --> 00:14:44,980
and your bodies will be
my only means of doing so.
363
00:14:46,220 --> 00:14:47,436
-[Kinger]: Now, wait.
364
00:14:47,460 --> 00:14:49,970
How did he record this if he was in Hell?
365
00:14:50,420 --> 00:14:52,916
-[shrieks] Oh, no! Let go of me!
-[Kinger]: [wailing]
366
00:14:52,940 --> 00:14:54,376
-[Mildenhall]: I hope you're ready,
367
00:14:54,400 --> 00:14:58,356
because the next breath
you take down there will be your last,
368
00:14:58,380 --> 00:15:00,806
and your bodies will belong to me.
369
00:15:00,830 --> 00:15:02,276
-Let go of me!
370
00:15:02,300 --> 00:15:04,426
[both wailing]
371
00:15:04,450 --> 00:15:07,620
I hate this stupid adventure!!!
372
00:15:10,320 --> 00:15:13,296
[peaceful piano music]
373
00:15:13,320 --> 00:15:14,796
♪♪
374
00:15:14,820 --> 00:15:16,676
-Mmm, good tea.
375
00:15:16,700 --> 00:15:19,676
Sorry again about your husband
killing you, and everything.
376
00:15:19,700 --> 00:15:21,526
-[voice echoing softly]
Oh, you know how men are.
377
00:15:21,550 --> 00:15:24,196
Always having the silliest priorities.
378
00:15:24,220 --> 00:15:26,546
-[chuckles wryly]
Don't I know it.
379
00:15:26,570 --> 00:15:28,506
-[muffled shouting]
380
00:15:28,530 --> 00:15:31,706
-If your friends see him,
I only hope he doesn't bore them to death
381
00:15:31,730 --> 00:15:33,946
with his endless monologues.
382
00:15:33,970 --> 00:15:36,576
That man could turn a 57-second story
383
00:15:36,600 --> 00:15:38,166
into a Greek tragedy.
384
00:15:38,190 --> 00:15:40,336
-I'll be sure to ask them
next time I see 'em.
385
00:15:40,360 --> 00:15:41,596
Thanks again for the tea.
386
00:15:41,620 --> 00:15:43,256
I had a really nice time here.
387
00:15:43,280 --> 00:15:45,726
-[chuckles]
Oh, don't mention it.
388
00:15:45,750 --> 00:15:47,716
Feel free to visit any time.
389
00:15:47,740 --> 00:15:48,956
-Definitely!
390
00:15:48,980 --> 00:15:52,966
♪♪
391
00:15:52,990 --> 00:15:56,966
-[Caine]: [offscreen] Congratulations,
my little ironclad waffle cones!
392
00:15:56,990 --> 00:15:59,626
You've taken the PACIFIST ROUTE,
393
00:15:59,650 --> 00:16:02,456
and you should be proud
of what good people you are.
394
00:16:02,480 --> 00:16:04,065
Unfortunately,
we still need to wait
395
00:16:04,089 --> 00:16:06,190
until your other teammates
finish their adventure
396
00:16:06,220 --> 00:16:08,666
before I can grant you
permission to leave.
397
00:16:08,690 --> 00:16:10,946
-I wonder how long that'll be?
398
00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:12,970
[water dripping]
399
00:16:13,920 --> 00:16:16,756
-[Kinger]: Not really typical
of what you'd think Hell would be.
400
00:16:16,780 --> 00:16:17,956
-We…
401
00:16:17,980 --> 00:16:21,076
are LITERALLY in Hell right now.
402
00:16:21,100 --> 00:16:22,716
HELL!
403
00:16:22,740 --> 00:16:24,026
Of course I'd be in Hell.
404
00:16:24,050 --> 00:16:26,196
How could I not be
in literal Hell right now?
405
00:16:26,220 --> 00:16:28,576
-[Kinger]: Just try to stay calm.
406
00:16:28,600 --> 00:16:31,200
I'm sure Caine included a way to escape.
407
00:16:36,930 --> 00:16:37,970
Hold on.
408
00:16:39,981 --> 00:16:41,980
[soft rushing]
409
00:16:43,740 --> 00:16:45,140
Let me try something.
410
00:16:50,420 --> 00:16:53,626
Hey, there's actually
a staircase down there.
411
00:16:53,650 --> 00:16:55,406
It could be a way out.
412
00:16:55,430 --> 00:16:58,636
Maybe it'll work for us
since we still have our bodies?
413
00:16:58,660 --> 00:17:00,886
Though, I'm worried about
what that tape said earlier.
414
00:17:00,910 --> 00:17:03,980
-I'm just gonna try going fast.
-[Kinger]: Wait, Pomni!
415
00:17:06,450 --> 00:17:07,966
-[grunts]
416
00:17:07,990 --> 00:17:09,966
[dark music plays]
417
00:17:09,990 --> 00:17:12,946
♪♪
418
00:17:12,970 --> 00:17:14,186
-[Kinger]: Pomni!
419
00:17:14,210 --> 00:17:19,336
♪♪
420
00:17:19,360 --> 00:17:21,660
-[distorted voice]
[cackling]
421
00:17:23,810 --> 00:17:26,290
Freeeeedooooom.
422
00:17:26,800 --> 00:17:27,756
-[Kinger]: Pomni!
423
00:17:27,780 --> 00:17:31,676
♪♪
424
00:17:31,700 --> 00:17:32,847
-[cackling]
-[Kinger]: Hey!
425
00:17:32,990 --> 00:17:35,980
You get out of her,
you damn evil souls!
426
00:17:36,980 --> 00:17:38,870
-How's your wife, Kinger?
427
00:17:39,390 --> 00:17:40,966
[coughs]
428
00:17:40,990 --> 00:17:42,676
[normal voice] [coughs]
-[Kinger]: Hey.
429
00:17:42,700 --> 00:17:45,846
You all right there?
-[panting]
430
00:17:45,870 --> 00:17:47,786
No.
431
00:17:47,810 --> 00:17:51,346
-[Kinger]: I'm guessing
the souls are attracted to living things.
432
00:17:51,370 --> 00:17:53,980
Just want a vessel
to be able to leave with.
433
00:17:54,660 --> 00:17:55,956
Man…
434
00:17:55,980 --> 00:17:59,656
Seven years of computer science
for this, huh?
435
00:17:59,680 --> 00:18:01,364
[chuckles]
-Why?
436
00:18:02,980 --> 00:18:06,056
Every day I spend here
is one nightmare after the next!
437
00:18:06,080 --> 00:18:07,636
I knew it would end up like this!
438
00:18:07,660 --> 00:18:08,586
He --
439
00:18:08,610 --> 00:18:10,630
He just wants me to suffer.
440
00:18:11,880 --> 00:18:13,606
I really am in Hell.
441
00:18:13,630 --> 00:18:15,116
-[Kinger]: Don't say that.
442
00:18:15,140 --> 00:18:16,596
You're not in --
443
00:18:16,620 --> 00:18:18,956
Well, I-I guess we are technically in --
444
00:18:18,980 --> 00:18:20,956
Eh, forget about that.
445
00:18:20,980 --> 00:18:24,990
How about we just relax for a bit
while nothing's chasing us?
446
00:18:29,090 --> 00:18:30,980
-[sobbing quietly]
447
00:18:35,130 --> 00:18:38,700
-[Kinger]: It was my fault
we went down this path, wasn't it?
448
00:18:39,590 --> 00:18:42,980
I'm really sorry for that.
449
00:18:44,230 --> 00:18:47,466
-Why have you been
acting so different lately?
450
00:18:47,490 --> 00:18:48,956
-[Kinger]: [chuckles]
451
00:18:48,980 --> 00:18:50,980
I have, haven't I?
452
00:18:52,180 --> 00:18:54,946
I'm normally not too good with memories.
453
00:18:54,970 --> 00:18:58,276
But being surrounded by darkness always…
454
00:18:58,300 --> 00:19:00,600
brings me back to a certain time.
455
00:19:02,310 --> 00:19:04,456
Right after my wife had --
456
00:19:04,480 --> 00:19:06,296
had abstracted…
457
00:19:06,320 --> 00:19:08,506
I don't recall the exact string of events,
458
00:19:08,530 --> 00:19:10,980
but we both ended up in the fort together.
459
00:19:12,190 --> 00:19:13,560
And it was dark.
460
00:19:14,420 --> 00:19:16,980
The darkness seemed
to calm her down a bit.
461
00:19:17,630 --> 00:19:20,536
The harsh, jagged edges smoothed out,
462
00:19:20,560 --> 00:19:23,980
and she didn't seem aggravated anymore.
463
00:19:25,090 --> 00:19:26,866
She wasn't the same as before,
464
00:19:26,890 --> 00:19:28,946
but she was calm enough
465
00:19:28,970 --> 00:19:31,636
to touch one last time…
466
00:19:31,660 --> 00:19:33,770
before she got sent to the cellar.
467
00:19:35,690 --> 00:19:39,786
I'm always taken back to that moment
when engulfed in darkness.
468
00:19:39,810 --> 00:19:41,066
-You had a wife?
469
00:19:41,090 --> 00:19:42,946
Like, here in the circus?
470
00:19:42,970 --> 00:19:44,296
-[Kinger]: Yeah.
471
00:19:44,320 --> 00:19:46,486
She was funny, creative --
472
00:19:46,510 --> 00:19:48,956
really into entomology.
473
00:19:48,980 --> 00:19:50,980
I used to hate bugs, but…
474
00:19:51,600 --> 00:19:53,966
…she somehow got me to like them.
475
00:19:53,990 --> 00:19:57,246
[chuckles] It's not the most
cheerful memory, but…
476
00:19:57,270 --> 00:19:59,990
it's one I at least have control over.
477
00:20:02,640 --> 00:20:06,226
I know how it can feel in this…
478
00:20:06,250 --> 00:20:07,630
circus.
479
00:20:08,620 --> 00:20:11,126
Sometimes it all just feels…
480
00:20:11,150 --> 00:20:12,340
pointless.
481
00:20:12,990 --> 00:20:13,970
-Yeah.
482
00:20:15,180 --> 00:20:16,580
-[Kinger]: But it's not.
483
00:20:17,320 --> 00:20:20,000
Not if you have people who care about you.
484
00:20:21,180 --> 00:20:23,330
Good memories can do a lot.
485
00:20:24,280 --> 00:20:25,560
Hold onto them.
486
00:20:26,470 --> 00:20:28,640
And cherish the people around you.
487
00:20:29,970 --> 00:20:32,440
You never know when they'll be gone.
488
00:20:34,410 --> 00:20:37,696
In this world,
the worst thing you can do is…
489
00:20:37,720 --> 00:20:40,980
make someone think
they're not wanted or loved.
490
00:20:42,670 --> 00:20:44,520
-I'm glad you're here with me.
491
00:20:55,050 --> 00:20:57,980
-[Kinger]: You know, I've been
thinking about that last tape.
492
00:20:58,810 --> 00:21:01,786
He said, “The next breath
you take down there…
493
00:21:01,810 --> 00:21:03,736
will be your last.”
494
00:21:03,760 --> 00:21:07,000
Maybe we can get through
if we don't breathe.
495
00:21:07,700 --> 00:21:11,856
-I'm not very good at holding my breath.
496
00:21:11,880 --> 00:21:13,356
-[Kinger]: Well…
497
00:21:13,380 --> 00:21:15,236
How about we try…
498
00:21:15,260 --> 00:21:16,786
not thinking about it?
499
00:21:16,810 --> 00:21:18,586
[hopeful music plays]
500
00:21:18,610 --> 00:21:19,596
-[stammers]
501
00:21:19,620 --> 00:21:22,816
♪♪
502
00:21:22,840 --> 00:21:26,766
If we leave and we go back to the circus…
503
00:21:26,790 --> 00:21:29,416
you're just gonna go back to being crazy.
504
00:21:29,440 --> 00:21:32,576
You're not gonna remember any of this.
505
00:21:32,600 --> 00:21:33,906
Are you?
506
00:21:33,930 --> 00:21:35,620
-[Kinger]: Don't worry about me.
507
00:21:36,320 --> 00:21:38,576
As long as you remember it,
508
00:21:38,600 --> 00:21:39,970
things will be okay.
509
00:21:41,080 --> 00:21:43,686
You're very strong, Pomni.
510
00:21:43,710 --> 00:21:47,036
And I know you'll be able
to get through this.
511
00:21:47,060 --> 00:21:49,036
Just hold onto me.
512
00:21:49,060 --> 00:21:50,990
We'll get through it together.
513
00:21:51,990 --> 00:21:53,306
You ready?
514
00:21:53,330 --> 00:22:28,016
♪♪
515
00:22:28,040 --> 00:22:29,476
-Oh, Pomni! Kinger!
516
00:22:29,500 --> 00:22:31,776
Are you guys okay? Was it scary?
517
00:22:31,800 --> 00:22:34,330
-I'm fine, actually.
518
00:22:36,110 --> 00:22:37,630
What happened up here?
519
00:22:38,240 --> 00:22:40,276
-Uh, don't worry about that.
520
00:22:40,300 --> 00:22:42,806
-[Kinger]: Pomni was very brave.
521
00:22:42,830 --> 00:22:45,560
At least, I think she was.
522
00:22:46,420 --> 00:22:47,096
Were you?
523
00:22:47,120 --> 00:22:48,720
-Something like that.
524
00:22:49,750 --> 00:22:51,867
Hey, Ragatha.
525
00:22:51,891 --> 00:22:54,526
-Yeah?
-I just want to say…
526
00:22:54,550 --> 00:22:57,356
[sighs] Thanks for always being
concerned about me.
527
00:22:57,380 --> 00:23:00,096
I feel like, through everything,
528
00:23:00,120 --> 00:23:03,360
I haven't really been
appreciative enough about that.
529
00:23:03,930 --> 00:23:04,896
-O-Oh!
530
00:23:04,920 --> 00:23:06,456
Thank you, Pomni.
531
00:23:06,480 --> 00:23:09,166
I just want to make sure
you're doin' all right.
532
00:23:09,190 --> 00:23:11,006
You know, we care about you.
533
00:23:11,030 --> 00:23:13,500
-Did you remember to get my comedy mask?
534
00:23:15,210 --> 00:23:16,006
-[bonk!]
535
00:23:16,030 --> 00:23:18,676
-And -- And now,
I-I'm just starting to wonder
536
00:23:18,700 --> 00:23:20,676
if the "Wild West" was…
537
00:23:20,700 --> 00:23:23,320
e-even a real direction at all.
538
00:23:23,980 --> 00:23:24,636
Whoopsie-daisy!
539
00:23:24,660 --> 00:23:27,846
Looks like everybody completed
the adventure and they're coming home!
540
00:23:27,870 --> 00:23:30,090
Quick, pretend we weren't
having a therapy session!
541
00:23:30,840 --> 00:23:32,606
-[Zooble]: Okay?
542
00:23:32,630 --> 00:23:35,760
-Welcome back, my meowing milkmaids!
543
00:23:37,060 --> 00:23:38,710
-Don't ever call us that again.
544
00:23:41,220 --> 00:23:44,456
Heh, so, what was it like
being stuck with the nutcase?
545
00:23:44,480 --> 00:23:47,420
-It wasn't that bad, actually.
546
00:23:50,320 --> 00:23:53,905
♪♪
547
00:23:56,277 --> 00:23:59,246
[upbeat, jazzy music plays]
548
00:23:59,270 --> 00:24:21,020
♪♪
549
00:24:21,044 --> 00:24:22,954
[Captioned by Foulweather Studios]
550
00:24:22,978 --> 00:24:34,980
♪♪
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