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Come on, you look great. Honey, you look
absolutely beautiful.
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Look at you, turkey boy. Haven't you
looked at yourself in a while?
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Come on, come on, come on.
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Wow.
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Thank you, mother. Thank you, mother.
That looks really good. Come on, sit
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Honey, don't you think your costume
looks great?
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Yes, me too. It looks lovely.
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Wow. Bye, guys. Let's go to the toilet.
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Thank you. Thank you.
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The best holiday ever.
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I think it's time for family prayer.
What do you think, huh?
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Everyone close your eyes.
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Amen. Thank you. Amen.
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Amen. Amen.
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Amen.
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Thanksgiving, guys.
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Sorry if I, uh, give my costume and the
food. It's just... Just keep your arms
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off the table.
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Alright, guys.
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This moment's great.
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Don't ruin this for your father.
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That's not right.
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Yeah, don't ruin this for dad.
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Don't ruin it. Don't be funny, I don't
think.
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Stop it.
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Hey,
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please go down the table.
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Let's see what we're thankful for. Okay?
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Right, you start.
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Alright.
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I'm thankful for my guitar.
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I'm thankful for my car.
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I'm thankful for this costume.
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And I have a lot of friends I'm thankful
for.
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Her mom's great. Yeah, and I'm thankful
for the
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coal in the costume.
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That's great.
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I'm also thankful for this food. Oh my
God.
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I'm really thankful for the bread, and
I'm thankful for the mashed potatoes.
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And I'm thankful for the green beans and
the chicken.
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I'm thankful for the wine. My stepmother
-in -law let me actually have some.
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I really hate cranberry, but they're
always here at the table. I'm thankful
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the table holding our food, because
otherwise we'd be eating off the ground.
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I mean, that's not very Thanksgiving
-like.
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I'm thankful for salad, because
everybody loved eating salad.
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The flowers, although they're very
pretty. I'm also thankful for napkins.
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I mean, we can't have Thanksgiving
without napkins. skipping napkins.
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I'm thankful that God made alcohol
because I'm not around you guys. It's
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And I'm thankful for you, too.
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Maybe I probably skipped out on some
Christmas presents by that, but
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hey, families, get taxed, right?
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I'm thankful to keep going forward.
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Lots of things.
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I'm thankful for pleasure.
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Pleasure is wonderful.
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Where would we be without pleasure?
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Thankful for women.
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I'm thankful for God putting women on
this earth. I mean, in their mouths.
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The dick hole in this costume.
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Gotta make it easy to go to the bathroom
without taking it off, right?
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I'm also thankful for semen. I mean, my
health.
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Really thankful for very healthy
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pleasure.
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Feel better. I mean,
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Pleasure. It's why we're here, right?
We're supposed to be here to have fun.
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thankful for fun.
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Yeah, really thankful for it.
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And I'm thankful for turkeys and this
turkey
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costume.
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Gobble, gobble.
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Thankful for gobbling, eating, putting
things in your mouth.
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I'm thankful for my fork. I guess, boy,
I wouldn't be able to eat without that.
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I'm thankful for this house.
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God is good. He gave us this house to
live in.
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I'm thankful that God made it that long.
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My head.
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They're having a head.
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Two heads. One head. I'm
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thankful
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for this delicious meal.
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I'm such a good cook.
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Penises out?
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Penises out, boy!
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What are you doing?
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She pulled it out. She pulled it out,
all right.
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Everybody quiet down now.
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Let me think for a second.
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We're not really an average family, are
we? I'm starting thankful that we don't
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have that.
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What are you thankful for?
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Well, I'm thankful for having a stepson
with such a huge,
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wonderful cock.
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And I'm thankful for having a sexy -ass
stepmom with milky white tits.
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She's beautiful.
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And what about you, honey?
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And I'm thankful for having a stepdaddy
that gives me all the love and
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affection. Well, that's it. That's what
Thanksgiving is all about.
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Giving and receiving.
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Now let's have dessert.
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And by dessert, I mean let's talk.
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Okay.
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Let's do that.
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That's not good.
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